If killing in real life was legal would you stop playing video games?
yes because i would be dead
>>333046557
t. FBI
No, because my STR and CON is too low
>>333046625
came here to say this
I'm a fucking wuss
no
real life is unbalanced as fuck, how am I even going to be able to main a katana when everyone has guns
>>333046557
Not really. Blood can be a bitch to get out from your clothes properly.
>>333046557
i'd tell someone to kill me
Only illegal if you get caught
>>333046557
>violent videogames create violent people meme
Yes I would continue to play games OP
![fiction17[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IaNlh4s.jpg "fiction17[1].jpg")
you've insulted this fellow's manhood and he challenges you to a fencing duel, what do you do?
>>333046557
But it's already legal, it's called "army" and "war"
>>333046557
nah, I would just play even more video games since I would be too afraid to leave my house.
It doesn't help that I live in a nigger/cuban county.
>>333047040
shoot him
>>333047040
Do a 360 and walk away
>>333046557
absolatuely
would raping be legal too?
and by proxy no age of consent?
>>333047079
This, you can kill all the arabs you want if you enroll in Tzahal
It's already legal it's called "Islam" and "being Black or Arabic".
If you turn on those options you literally can do whatever you want, you'll never be accountable for your actions and will always have the "raciss white people made me do it think of slavery and the crusades" trump card, your only hard counter is Chinese people and their Korean underlings.
>>333047040
Challenge him to a sword duel and bring a gun
Only if I could do flips while doing it
>>333046557
I'd think most people in my country would refrain from killing even if it was legal
>>333047113
>>333047346
Musketeers do have guns though, hence the name.
>>333047450
Canadabro?
>>333046625
This
I'm weak.
No because it would still be illegal in the eyes of our Lord and I rather not trade an eternity of bliss in heaven for a few moments of thrills here on earth.
>>333047527AustraliaNo criminal memes please
My town is full of gypsies and mudslimes so yeah I would go on a killing spree
Killing is legal in Islam
Join us
Takbir
>>333046557
Depends entirely on HOW legal we're talking. If we're looking at a "The Purge" style night of rampages, I would probably be at home up all night with a gun and just live my life the rest of the time.
>>333047693
Is there any catch? I don't have to like join some weird cult or anything, right?
>>333046625
same
>>333047619
Haha, another fellow believer of the one true god, inshallah
>>333046625
this
>>333047323
Typisk white people response, ever heard of a movement called blacklivesmatter? Well black people get randomly shot and unfairly treated all the time by cops while white people can do whatever the fuck they want.
>>333047834
You can't drink alcohol or eat pork.
I know it's weeb as fuck
But I always wanted to be a wandering ronin
>>333047647
why are we both awake anon
>>333047693
It's actually not but most Muslims don't know that either.
>>333047983
Can I smoke marijuana?
>>333047983
I'm ok with that. Where do I sign up?
>>333048029
In Morocco all men do all day is smoke hashish
>>333047983
>can't drink alcohol
B-but DJ Khaled drinks champagne all day
No. Real pain hurts. Fights fucking suck.
>>333048029
No need. Murder is nature's own way of getting you high,
>>333048127
Lol this pussy
>>333048003
It's daylight hours in Canada though isn't it.
I'm the one who should be sleeping
>>333048127
>Tfw work out and am in good shape
>Still wouldn't actually want to fight anyone because the idea of taking a punch scares me
pls help
its already legal in the army, if you're told to shoot someone.
if you mean like fallout, well it would be post apocalypse anyway.
I don't see the appeal of serial killing but I would blow up earth if you pissed me off enough.
>>333048289
Just punch yourself in the stomach until it stops hurting
That's not even a joke
I'd probably be dead by now, so I don't think so.
Also would video games even exist?
How can there still be virgin men still around when is not only legal but ebcouraged?
Only if I could kill scumbags and criminals who deserve it
>>333048289
Take some lessons, kyokushin karate full contact if you dont want to be a pussy.
It's all about building resistance
>>333046625
This. In fact, for everyone because Russia would've just sent the fucking nukes already if killing was legal.
>>333048289
I used to like sparring a lot, then I broke my ribs and holy fuck does it hurt for ages. I don't enjoy fighting anymore
>>333047521
Guns that can barely hit shit
>>333048193
lol this badass
We are fucking made of clay, you know that right. Lost teeth and head scars aren't attractive.
>>333047190
Yes, if you killed them afterwards.
>>333046557
>tfw
It would be like The Purge but everyday and worldwide
I'd fucking lock myself in my house for weeks, only coming out to buy groceries, weapons, and clothes.
>>333048694
Scars are fairly attractive, and your teeth are stronger than you think they are
I'm just saying, it's pretty easy to get numbed to pain and it's a good skill to have along with fighting
I would probably get AIDS from someones blood i spilled
>>333048928
k
loose a few teeth, get a few head scars, get back to me
I'm not denying self-defense is a good skill to have, but overall none of this shit is that fun when you're in it.
>>333049043
Cuz you'd only kill niggers right
Ha ha ha
4chan is so funny
>>333048694
>havent had his teeth knocked out yet
You can put em back in, trust me
Yes. Video games have turned me into a brainless killer and the only way to surpress my urge is to play more video games.
>>333049076
I try not to get punched in the face anymore friend
>>333049095
>implying normies arent all AIDS infested sexaddicts
>>333047521
Yeah but I have a modern gun.
>>333048928
>teeth are stronger than you think they are
I'd say they're weaker than one might think, years ago I broke off a small part of my other upper incisor by fiddling around with a spoon while eating ice cream
>>333049076
>fighting isnt fun
Y so many do it and why does most vidya revolve around fighting something?
Fight is life
>>333046557
Yes. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
Have you ever been punched in the face? What was it like? How did you not commit sudoku after the embarrassment? Lol I hope I never get punched in the face.
>>333049279
Shit teeth desu
>>333049410
Dont worry, its there is worse.
For example the only pain that is above all others is tooth pain
>>333049467
but I consume like a litre of milk every fucking day
Killing would never be legal in a modern age because we value friendship and family over anger and violence.
The majority of people just want to be comfortable, the moment it became legal to kill and innocents started dying the panic and uproar from the vast majority would either cause the law to be changed back or a kinda vigilante justice would be in effect and they'd make sure to make an example of how they executed murderers. (i.e. gruesome public shaming and executions)
>>333046557
>yfw killing is only legal because some people in the white house made it so
>>333049410
Yes
It sucked, especially because of my TMJ
The side I got punched on hurt for a month, then the other side hurt for a month afterwards
I deserved it, I was talking shit about my friend's mom
I'm surprised so many people on /v/ want to fight people in real life
How old are you guys
>>333049587
The jury is still out on whether that is actually good for you
>>333048193
Ay... Real talk anon sounds like a pretty mature guy and just telling you someday you'll find a girl that thinks like you do. Which, no shit, you fucking idiot, of course some girls think it's gross too, you still in Highschool? Have you not dated at all and found out what girls like and what girls don't?
But not the point. I bet you don't run your mouth like that irl, cuz someone like me won't hesitate to give you a solid hook for talking the way you talking. If it's online, good job, you made yourself a cool guy online, have a fucking meme & an upvote. But talk your shit irl. I bet you don't.
I bet you stay at home all day and talk all your shit by clicking on your keyboard. I bet you shower once a week cuz your parents yell at you to shower. I bet you're a bitch irl so you HAVE to act like your cool online, cuz someone HAS to think you're cool somewhere.
But you sound like a dumbass. Thru and thru a straight fuckin dumbass.
Bet you've never ate bloody pussy. Bet you never even fucked a girl. Bet. I put that shit on anything. I fuckin bet your ass is still a virgin.
And I'd love for you to prove me wrong nigga. I'd fuckin pay for you to do that, watch you scramble for shit you can't prove.
Ya can't. You just fuckin can't can you.
>>333049654
I'm turning 25, but I've been boxing with my friends since I was 18 and I got into my first fight when I was 8
I just think it's fun
>>333049410
There was a scrawny guy in my uni that eventually got a black eye for acting like a complete douchebag around everyone. Last I heard of him he started going to boxwhat a huge tool
I'm missing 2 teeth. Permanent virgin if it happens to you. Trust me. Feels bad.
>>333049256
I bet you'd miss
>>333049686
I... Actually ate a girl out the other week and then fucked her afterwards and got blood all over my dick
Like this is amazing pasta but this applies more toher boyfriend
>>333049783
Get prosthetics?
>>333049610
this really bugged me watching the purge, everyone can kill but government exempt, suprised the plot isn't them realising this and burning down the pentagon.
>>333049867
Sure. For $4000 burger bux.
Yes, because I'd be busy focusing on trying to survive
>>333049654
It's great when you're sparring.
Actual fights are dangerous as fuck though and are obviously something I'd avoid
>>333046557
Yes, if there are rules like video games to make the kill a legal.
in a heartbeat. this world is full of disgusting worthless humans and I'd be the one with the balls to take them out.if it wasn't illegal of course. but it is, so I guess lucky for them, huh?
>>333050978
Would you teleport behind your victims and spook them with a softly spoken "nothing personnel kid"?
>>333048596
>American laws stop russians from sending nukes
I don't even know how you achieved this line of thinking but you are an idiot.
>>333049736
You mean your 15 and found 2 pairs of boxing gloves at a garage sale with your mom last year anon?
>>333051147
if I had the ability, yes. if the stupid religionfags would stop literally holding back science by billions of years we'd have that technology, but instead I guess I'd just have to like sneakily walk around behind them and just tell them I teleported. then kill them, of course.
>>333046891
I rolled DEX when I was born... at least Im a good shot right?
I would be a prime target because everyone knows I'm the coolest kid on the block.
>>333047997
>tfw Lone Wolf & Cub will never be your life
>>333046557
Say what you will about this fag, he's still considered by normalfags to be cooler than every last one of you fat autistic virgin neckbeards. You guys making fun of him is like morbidly obese people in the hospital making fun of normal fat people.
>>333047040
*unsheathes GunSword and stabs him with bullets*
>>333047040
Umm, back the fuck off?!?!
>>333051524
>he's still considered by normalfags to be cooler
>considered by normalfags
Caring about that makes you even more pathetic than anyone itt tbqh senpaila. Try out >>>/r9k/ it seems to be more your speed
>>333049256
>shoot at him with your pathetic little 9mm
>the shots bounce off as he laughs and shoots you with a heavy ball of lead, blowing a hole bigger than your pussy in your chest
>>333046557
>>333046986
>DEXfags
I'm glad I rolled a STR build
>>333051498
only because I'm not on your block, nerd.
>>333049654
me and some dude hit each other with steaks last night cause we went grocery shopping and then to a bar, was pretty fun desu senpai
No. I'd probably play them more, out of fear of being killed.
My hanzo steel would be stained with the blood of a thousand normies. Are fedoras still gay now, chad?
I'd purge until someone killed me. I'd be out every minute of everyday looking for every person who doesn't agree with me and kill them.
Fuck all of you who say they wouldn't.
How many people in this thread have a large collection of replica knives? Just curious.
>>333052387
>threads on 4chan would constantly get derailed by people demanding the addresses of shitposters
It would be glorious.Make /b/ great again
>>333052565
I've a drawer full of genuine ones you limp shitbag
If the government came out and said "killing is now legal" I find it hard to believe that society would instantly devolve into chaos and warfare. As if the only thing holding people back from being savages is the law.
I don't know, maybe if you're American. All the nigs would probably have a field day with it.
>>333052817
>racism
lol, kindly fuck off
>>333052675
I mean more along the lines of this
>>333047976
Well maybe they should stop being black.
>>333046557
if i could lvl up and it would be like witcher 3, then yes
>>333052921
Fuck off you liberal cunt nigger.
>>333051194
>American laws
What? How did you come to think it would only be legal in America?
>>333052923
>"PSSH, NOTHIN' PERSONNELL KID"
>>333053190
>HURR DURR BEING LIBERAL IS BAD CUZ I SAY SO I'M A BIG PISSBABY ABLOO ABLOO
>I'M GONNA SAY THE NIGGER WORD CUZ RACISM IS HILARIOUS
;) okay buddy
>>333052921
This. Its 2016 man. Nar Nar Boo Boo
>>333051313
Who are you
>>333049587
unless you took that pic after you swigged a bunch of milk, I think you have gingivitis. You should brush your gums and floss
>>333046936
That guy in the pic is in wisconsin. Spotted cow is god tier beer and cannot be sold over state lines.
>>333052921
what the fuck are you even doing here you over-sensitive pussy
>>333053459
did I upset the goobergator? ;)
now now, you can stop crying
>>333053459
>defending racism
>>333053527
lol look at this autistic anon chewing on his own shit
>>333053723thanks for the (You). I'm just bored, anon.
>>333053401
I think whatever you're seeing can be attributed to shitty camera/lighting and me having eaten a bunch of shit before taking the photo.
>>333046557
lol no. why?
>>333053527
spoken like a triggered fem trying desperately to cover up the salt
>>333046557
I'd be too dead to enjoy anything
Yes. Then I could finally take out organized religion in the name if atheism.
>>333049654
What? Why wouldn't you want to kill someone? Conflict is what humans live for.
You should try breaking someone's arm or punching out a few teeth it's a fucking satisfying feeling like no other.
>>333053945
never fucking reply to me again
>>333046625
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>>333054004
I think you might have some issues to work out buddy
>>333053764
>I was merely pretending!
>>333054247
Well yeah. It's fun now and then.
Yeah, the first ones I would kill are all of you worthless faggots from this board.
>>333050185
Sparring is fun, but I avoid some people at my class because they don't know the meaning of self control
JEFF YOU ARE 50, WE EXPECT YOU TO BE MORE MATURE THAN THIS, DON"T THROW PEOPLE INTO THE FUCKING WALL
It's worse when the teachers says hold it and just practice technique and the fuckers go apeshit
No.
I would be killing people, but also playing video games.
>>333053319
>being this mad because he is a shit skin
Damn it feels good being white
>>333054849
delicious (You)s
this is what I live for
>>333046557
if killing in real life was legal video games woudn't exist,and humanity would be dead
>>333054905
have one on me, my good sir.
![[Heavy Breathing].png](https://i.imgur.com/jUGqexe.png "[Heavy Breathing].png")
>>333046557
>Inb4 all the moralfags make a mob fallout style to rape the people killing randomly.
This is pretty much what would happen in all honesty, most if not all the hicks who have alot of guns and big families are moralfags who would probably start the mob of justice.
That being said no. i'd be too scared of the good guys hunting me down and shooting me in the mouth with a shotgun.
>>333055473
thank you my friend, I shall cherish it well
>>333055563
>Murder that one fucking twat i've hated all my life.
>All he ever did was shit and spit on me.
>the glorious feeling of his death on my senses.
>but is suddenly replaces with crippling fear.
>YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA
>Suddenly a mob of hillbillies burst through the wall armed with double barrel shotguns.
>I hear nothing but a resounding WEEEE HEEE and a loud bang in my final moments.
It is, though
T. Based Florida bro
>>333054905
>I am absolutely CRAZY about it
>>333053406
It's Rich Evans you dolt, everyone knows he's from Milwaukee.
>>333046557
What exactly do you intend to learn from this?
I'd stop playing video games, not to kill, but just out of paranoia of BEING killed while distracted.
My day to day life would probably revolve around setting traps around my house and going through a methodical system of checks and balances. Sleep would be awful - I'd have to make some kind of murderproof lair, which isn't easy.
>>333056658
What if someone lights your house on fire?
>>333056075
They're ought to be a Fallout game set in Florida.Even though apparently the next fallout game will be in New Orleans
>>333046557
Yes. I wouldnt survive long enough to play them
>>333046557
>>333046557
Legality doesn't stop muslims and niggers from getting triggered over words.
Legality won't stop me from protecting my life nor securing peace.
>>333057030
Have a house with a thick metal coating.
>>333057030
The house would be made out of stone obviously. Who the fuck builds a wooden house in Murderland? And you'd obviously have an escape tunnel.
>>333057030
>>333054726
>do kendo
>that one faggot who has good physique but no form or technique and just slams down with every strike
>bruises everywhere
>knocking down 50 year old man to the ground in technique practice
I hate these fucking faggots, and least it feels good to btfo them in actual matches
