ITT: Characters there was nothing they could do due to online lag
ITT: "Villains" that did nothing wrong.
AWWCAMARNThe only thing Phil has ever done wrong is generally be shitty at games and blame anything but himself for failing
I'm unironically subscribed to his channel. I don't even play vidya anymore, Phil does it so much better
>>333037041
die a slow and painful death
>>333038119
KWO go home
>>333038191
>KWO
fucking what?
kill yourself right now
>>333038214
Edgy
>https://www.patreon.com/darksydephil?ty=h
>$1,275 per month with 194 patrons
>>333037041
>tfw I genuinely enjoy watching DSP.
>>333038385
go on...
>>333038385
Fuck that's hot.
>>333038385
I cant find the rest, link? I am morbidly curious about these type of comics.
>>333038385
I take it that you, like me, just found that on Sad Panda?
I actually gave it a look over out of curiosity, pretty bad feels
>>333038191
KUH KUH KUH KAY DOUBLE YOU OH
>>333039376
http://exhentai.org/g/920414/d2e1503152/
Shame she's an obnoxious moron, since Leanna's actually something of a cutie.
>>333039472
Well dang, that went worse than I expected.
>>333037404
I don't mind him being shitty at games. Hell, I don't even mind him blaming things other than himself. As a matter of fact I find his autistic retardation quite entertaining.
Don't be fooled though, he is a horrible person.
>>333039560
DSP pls go
>>333038385
>Disodomi Bapak Sendiri
Wait the minute, that's Indonesian
Who made this shit
>>333039560
He's the biggest shitter to ever navigate a video game controller, with the most ridiculous excuses as to why he plays like shit instead of manning up and admitting he's not the best video game player ever. He's the living stereotype of "that guy you don't want to be".
I know this is /v/, but, at the end of the day I still care more about the guy actually playing and commentating on video games, like video game streamers do, than his unquestionably outstanding and upright and very listen-to-worthy opinions on industry drama bullshit. If in your book all it takes to be cool is to dislike Anita Sarkeesian, go kill yourself.
>>333039472
I'd fuck my cute shota son too.
![riolu_excalibur_face_by_kidriolu1-d69xcjr[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LkxqN4F.jpg "riolu_excalibur_face_by_kidriolu1-d69xcjr[1].jpg")
>>333037041
>He also complains of lag on offline games.
>>333039560
>No monetized videos
The rest is bullshit too, but this alone just invalidates everything you said. Every. single. thing.
>>333040286
>he's a cool dude but i don't like the way he plays his videogames, fucking prick
Us /v/irigns, huh? Us /v/irgins
>>333039560
did he died already?
>>333039486
dsp is gonna be grandfather?
>>333041179
How would he ever be sure that he got the right hole?
He constantly fails less complex tasks daily.
>>333040925
If I dislike the way you play video games you're not a cool dude.
I mean he's a goddamn video game streamer. If watching him play and talk about video games is not entertaining, too bad, that's his whole selling point. If I wanted to listen to people talk about gamergate stuff I'm sure there's better venues for that as well.
>>333039045
He's pretty based. Most complaints against him are about him not treating his "fans" good enough while these same "fans" go on autistic witch hunts and try to ruin his life.
>>333039045
>>333039560
You guys seriously need to stop obsessing over useless shit
I'm betting Phil will get cucked as soon as PandaLee finds a Chad that wants that puss.
Also, she got implants
>>333043593
nice tits to be honest
>>333039486
I laughed hard at this. Women and social media is a combo that keeps on giving.
>people believe DSP is something other than an unentertaining scrub-faker
>ITT
>character has to be on the streets by 2017 but not be what OP said
>...
>OH SHIT NIGGER
real talk, dude is bleeing money daily.
Just how much DID he save in those glorious 2010 days?
>>333043593
I want to play with those tits
>Trying to emulate the original success of TIHYDP MGS2 and 3, the community has become even worse than DSP ever was
People that dislike DSP actually stalk him, follow him on every social media and comment on every single thing he does. They also spend countless time making ridiculously edited videos that are infinitely more cringey tan DSP's
>>333043593
decent shop.
her ass is insane
personality, tits, everything else
ouch
>will she stick with me after the money stops coming
jej
>>333039073
me too
he's not great at games, but nowadays you can see that he's trying to pay attention to things, but he does it in his own special way that's quite entertaining
it's like watching yahtzee and his boyfriend play through dark souls 2, they're not very good at it in a nice way that makes it really entertaining to watch
>>333044458
This.
>>333044527
>her ass is insane
pics?
>>333044458
>watch DSP play a game on steam
>it has thousands of dislikes from weirdos with hateboners for him
wow
>>333041069
DSP? I wish
>>333044686
His videos are automatically disliked. It's not the case of him producing bad content, they will dislike it in the first place because there are people that genuinely wish for him to suffer.
>Trying to get him banned from patreon
>Abusing youtube in order to disable his ability to stream and maybe even close down his channel in the first place
>"Calling him out" on thing he said 7 years ago not realizing how much fucking time that is.
Mind me, DSP has always managed his relationship with its community in the worst way. But I don't get WHY they are so hell bent on this crusade against him. Just... fucking watch someone else. We are far, far past the time when he spent 20 minutes in baonetta's tutorial.
BUT THE BOTTOM LINE IS
>>333044906
It's a trainwreck in slow motion. People are taking it to extremes yea, but when he does shit like constantly break embargoes to play games ahead of others, and gets away with it, i can see why that pisses people off. Have you been to his forums? if you give him one bit of criticism he will send his secret police of a moderation after you or ban you or even change what you said in your post into something retarded. Guy's a piece of shit whose self-destructing behavior is a treat to watch.
>>333045110
*snorts*
>>333045110
KHANTENT
VIEWS
PATREON
IT IS WHAT IT IS
A DOLLAR A MONTH
>>333045379
OKAY
>>333045379
I'LL BE HONEST
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YOUNO
>>333045446
TAKE A SIP
AHCAMAHNDOOD
AHHITEM
>>333044657
I cbf linking but just look up some early pandalee vlogs
she lays down with this huge bubble butt
*CLEARS THROAT* alright
>>333039045
Wow say what you want about the guy but this post may honestly be the most autistic post I have ever seen. Congrats.
When will DSP die from gout?
AHHHH CAMANNNNN! I WAS DAAADGING!!!
Based DSP
>>333052341
What a cunt.
>>333039634
The thing about DSP is that whenever he isn't failing and being entertaining via that way, his streams are just extremely boring. Like MGS5 was so goddamn boring to watch I nearly died out of boredom.
>>333052542
was mgs5 that easy? was it dsp-safe?
>>333052542
MGSV in general is a boring piece of shit, so there's that.
>>333038903
Wow, how is he paying off that mortgage making that little?
Somebody working full time at McDonald's could make more than that in a month.
>>333052341
He has a point but the way he handled it was immature. However, IT IS WHAT IS
MMK
Honestly, DSP isn't even that bad. He's not terribly funny or interesting and I'm not sure how he even became a meme. Its just like someone decided he should be one circa 2012.
>>333053234
this picture fooled me
phil almost looked handsome
>>333040407
Like one finnish streamer was complaining about lag and weird "TV based lag" when he was fighting about Ludwig in Bloodborne and said that it's only caused because of Sony and Playstation and he never had such problems with quality products of MicroSoft, involving Xbox One and that he'd rather play Destiny with it's newest expansion.
It's not just DSP that does it.
>>333053437
He's pretty bad at video games and only finishes them because he's patient enough to keep trying until he makes it and because the chat holds his hand throughout
>>333044527
>will she stick with me after the money stops coming
Does he actually make money? Last time I bothered to go on his channel he had a ridiculously low amount of views per video
>>333052341
>I've done so since 2008, FOR FREE
>>333041352
>>333041404
>>333049516
You need to wake up. He doesn't care about you. Defending him doesn't help him. He doesn't care about video games, he only cares about the views. That's why he hasn't completed a game in years. Wake the fuck up.
>>333054536
>Actually believing he's poor
He just wants to maintain his high level of livelyhood
>>333054953
Whatever happened to dobson? I haven't heard anything of him in a few months.
>>333055805
>hasn't finished a game in years
What?
>>333039560
It's great that you linked a couple of videos where he does the same shit people on here hate.
I hope that 75$ you sent him on Patreon was worth it you cuck bitch.
>BOTTOM LINE IS
>doesn't give a bottom line but rather rants on like nothing happened
>>333039560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah2AhfsXOHs
>>333056545
Fuck off Tevin, your videos are absolute shit.
>pausing every 2 seconds to slooooowly give a shitty rant on how sky is blue
>>333052341
>I BUST MY ASS daily to put out more content than any other single human who does what I do
I like how he's trying to act like some saint, who was creating vast amounts of content for the masses without asking for compensation.
He doesn't put out tons of videos for any reason other than trying to live on the scraps of views he gets, splitting up every part into tiny segments and uploading them mindlessly to get that 10$ a video.
And it's a fucking mystery how he looks at that as some sort of achievement.
>>333037041
>mfw you experience glitched giveaway mechanics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G2yCDKD0ns
>>333056730
He'll brag about beating up a grandma and stealing her money, but if you call him out he'll block and ban then deny your existence
>>333056730
>I GOT CHORES NOW! I gotta spend 8 hours today doing editing that Twitch handles for me! -throat clear- -snort- -swallow-
>>333056545
These types of videos are fucking disgusting
TIHYDP are fine when it's just edited collection of parts where our niggah DSP fails. Nothing more, nothing less.
DSP is a literal god
>>333056916
You must be 18 to browse this site
>>333037041
>can choose anything to be your avatar
>choose this
holy jej just jej my drunk ass up
KAY OH GAYMING
>>333056545
>That video where someone asks DSP a question about SJWs and Tevin explodes in rage
Our brave warrior, ladies and gentlemen, a guy who gets triggered from a question
>that desperate attempt to copy Kevin Owens
WOOOOOWWWW
>>333052341
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>333057726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdbOu40vxY
>>333056678
I think it's just to get views and attention to get people to watch his other shit. It seems to work because I was never aware this guy even existed until I stumbled upon a DSP video he made.
Woooooooow d00000d
>>333057698
>you're stealing from me if you don't give me free shit
If I didn't know he was actually borderline learning disabled I'd swear he was just a master ruseman in a long con.
>>333057125
>>333058116
RIP his business
>>333052341
>>333057698
hes so obviously only in it for the money its disgusting
zero passion for what he does, and he has no love or respect for his fans or community. he wants to be a businessman above all else
>>333057125
He sounds so fake, I see straight through people like that. Usually people like that beat the shit out of their wives/probably molest their children. No one can sound that pompous all the time. We all crack.
>>333057978
it really doesn't say that tipping part at the bottom right? you shopped that in right?
>>333057978
Wait anon, does DSP live in Stratford?
>>333058740
He moved to Seattle awhile ago, IIRC. Because that's what adults with incredibly unstable incomes do.
>>333058880
Bummer. I mean, if he wasn't in CT he would be there. Makes so much sense.
don't forgot phily boy lives in an serious adult house and has a full time girlfriend
what really wonders me though is some streamer said the embargo for dark souls 3 changed but DSP is still streaming
>>333058361
you should watch his acting videos, you'll question your vision
>>333058441
Nope, that's pretty normal for online pizza orders.
>>333059491
He's a literal who at this point, that's why.
>Only /v/ likes him
lol
>>333059491
Daddy Machinima makes sure that DSP can get away with anything he does.
I'm still somewhat surprised that his Patreon is still up despise scamming people
Thoughts on Life is Strange?
>>333060595
I wanna suck her off
>>>/wsg/1019079
Classic DSP.
>>333060225
Not just that. His forums should be shut down for violating the Godaddy ToS.
People reported that but nothing happened.
It just seems to be a running theme with DSP making deals with literal morality-lacking scumbags who let him pull this shit.
>>333058880
>>333059019
Doesn't he live in a shitty little gated community now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9_j4HlPTm8
>>333039045
All this shows me is that he desperately tries to do everything everyone else is. Nothing particularly awful but not good stuff either.
I just not caring?
>>333061232
>>333058880
>still has his old mortgage to pay
>gets a new mortgage for a house that costs more than a million dollars
>throws out all his old furniture
>gets a whole house worth of new furniture on credit
>leases a brand new car
He would be doing fine if he wasn't retarded with money.
>>333039486
DSP GF IS A TRANNY
>>333060760
Honestly, everything they do ends up in cringe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CaqztK6oGQ
4:45
>>333061463
Does anyone have any sort of idea when he HAS to pay the said mortgages? Because you can't just keep paying small sums forever.
>>333043593
my fucking sphincter
peg me peggy
WOW
>>333061974
>Business twitter
>tfw SoK member
>>333037404
>Tries to shoot enemy
> Misses and hits girder
> "That fucking girder got in my way are you serious"
That moment summarises everything that i hate about DSP
>>333062469
kill yourself underage
>>333062771
You mad KG?
>>333061824
>Because you can't just keep paying small sums forever.
That's what a mortgage is, anon. For the average mortgage you pay for the house + interest over 30 years, unless you get conned into some shady flexible interest rate scam.
>>333062469
Tell Fred that piggyback "fame" is ending once dsp is gone.
>>333037041
> Peple actually pay this faggot money to play video games
> Is silent most of the time
> Is incompetent at playing video games to a ridiculous level
> Blames everything else for his failures
> Snorts like a fucking pig constantly
> Needs chat to hold his hand at every portion of the game no matter the difficulty level
> Constantly complains and whines
> When he actually tries to be funny, it is just the worst thing ever
> When he realise he has been silent for too long except for snorts and sperg-outs, he sings horrible songs
> Lies to his patrons
> Called Notch a horrible business man and an idiot who was never going to make any money off of minecraft
He is the worst gaming e-celeb in existence. Just absolutely horrible. He has a shit personality, shit humour, shit ability and produces shit content. Anyone who gives this faggot money is an even bigger retard than him.
>>333062938
DSP isn't going no where.
>>333062469
>>333062929
> Ha, i know these words so it's funny if i just put"tfw" before it and think that when people call me a retard, they are just DSP fanboys. Lol, these memes.
Kill yourself underage
>>333063281
This.
He's a living example that there will always be people stupider than the stupidest
![cC8zhGG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N72dcsU.jpg "cC8zhGG[1].jpg")
>>333062469
>>333062929
This is you
>>333063467
As long as you idiots keep giving him those views. People like Eddy just bewilder me. It's a next level obsession.
>>333063859
>views
Hes on ads now.
>>333061974
Didn't DaS 3 on boner get patched so its at its original difficulty already?
>>333063994
And you think that doesn't boost his search rankings? Please.
>>333063859
He makes money from patreon and just like the rest of the world i use adblock. Once his patreon dies, he'll go away
>>333064129
>1k views
>boost
Top kek
>>333062929
Kg got soured on dsp for some reason I forgot why though
>>333064069
didn't even know that but apparently you can choose not to patch your game on consoles
at least he said he had second thouhgts of apllying the patch
What people like SoK do is basically enabling him to thrive on being such a piece of shit. He laughs at you. He enjoys the negativity and wants it. It's the meal tickey that keeps the show running. And you fall for it. Every single time. You believe you point out his flaws? Well guess what, he does not care. It will benefit him in the long run after that next ALERT, BUSINESS IN PERIL video.
You thing he makes at least 700 a month from machinima alone? He has 3 channels.
Also it's possible he's on disability cause of his back. So if he is getting disability checks, paytreon money, and whatever he makes off machinima he's probably doing very well. I guess we have to see how he's going to pay for nx /ps4k /oculus
>>333037041
i finally watched some dsp for the doom stream, it was exactly like the meme and i was actually surprised
>8 health
>gets meleed
>wooooow what the fuck is with these executions they have instakilled me like 3 times already
>i wonder what the lightning gun is
>kill three enemies with it
>woooooooooow what the fuck does this weapon even do
>haha im top of the leaderboards some people just don't have experience playing classic fps games as i do
>two pillars
>some item above them
>tries jumping from the floor instead of going on top of the pillars
>wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow how am i supposed to get that thing?
god damn i only watched like three minutes of part 3
>>333064542
The patreon scam regarding Project 7
Hahahaha le epic reversal! Before it was le funny to make fun of le DSP, now that everyone hates him, Let's pretend to le like him for le epic shitposting memes!
I'm such a genius fucking hipster holy shit!
>>333065067
Meant to say 700 a week
>>333065103
>i finally watched some dsp for the doom stream, it was exactly like the meme and i was actually surprised
you thought the stories werent true? anon, oh anon.
>People still defend DSP and Angry Joe
>>333063281
>doesn't care for the story/talks over exposition
>bad taste in humor
>kicked off blip for racism
>quit twitch because he was soaking up their bandwith trying to go 1080p/60fps and refused their requests to stream lower
>>333063467
>the internet must always have a villain
>>333065103
WHY IS IT DOING MEELEE? I'M NOT CLICKING THE THUMBSTICK IN!!!!
>>333065578
Angryjoe is worse. I don't get how he is able to skate by doing his illegal Xbox raffle and dsp gets shit on for pouring milk the wrong way
>>333049516
>>333041404
>>333041352
are you really defending dsp?
i feel bad for you. i dont obsess like that one anon. but clearly dsp is a subhuman.
NOTHING
I
COULD
DO
>>333065804
>illegal Xbox raffle
EXPLAIN! I don't follow Angry Joe, so I'd like to know what happened.
>>333054536
>has 30k+ videos uploaded
>at any given moment all those videos are getting a view
>drips in enough revenue that he can barely do it full time
>>333066369
He setup a raffle where his viewers gave him money, i think it was $100 to enter, and he picked a winner to get an xbone. He also did it for ps4. This was around the console launch time.
He's from Texas and it's illegal to do that kind of raffle where you keep the profit. Usually the money has to go to a charity.
>>333058323
>doesn't network with other LPers to increase his visibility
>views donations/charities (like Ice Bucket Challenge) as fads and idiotic
>HAD a chance to diversify with Project 7 but deep-sixed that
>doesn't interact with fans
>mfw watching him play Crash Bandicoot
>>333064069
>>333064752
The game auto-patched despite him not wanting it to. He played one section of the game with the game patched to normal difficulty. He spent thirty minutes pre-streaming (of the three and a half hour stream), then sat in the hub world for another 10-20 before going to "fight" things. It took him the remaining time (minus a ten to twelve minute break) to go through one zone and beat the boss. He spent more time running away from fights then actually fighting things.
>>333055956
he's called amiibear now iirc.
>>333061974
He always goes for the 'scorched earth' option when responding to tweets, even if its a legitimate question or criticism. He has to have the last word
If DSP wasn't legit retarded he could easily sustain his business. There isn't a single week going by without awful decisions of DSP.
The most retarded thing he is doing is not doing anything while his viewership steadily declines. And even if he does anything new and good, he has retarded expectations and will immediately drop anything not meeting those expectations.
>>333037041
>e-celeb shill thread up for 7+ hours
good job mods
>>333067990
Good. Get fucked
>>333068302
i'm embarrassed I share a planet with you.
>>333068442
Go to reddit to complain about this, faglord
>>333067068
Did you report him?
I mean seriously, fuck that faggot
>>333067363
Defensive style of play, dude, nothing he could do
>>333068580
>I actually enjoy discussing about nobodies.
>I SWEAR MODS IT'S ABOUT VIDEOGAMES!
/v/-bunch of fucking fags.
>>333067068
If you had $100 to blow on a giveaway, I'm sure you could afford paying $400 for a console.
>>333069467
Better yet. Go write about it on your tumblr, snowflake. You're no /v/ police.
>>333069589
His next move will probably be to post CP since nobody gives a shit about him stamping his feet like a retard.
>>333069746
Go fuck yourself Joseph Joestar.
How's that for predicting my moves.
>>333069926
It'll either be CP, get pics, or a rollin pic.
Suprise me, anon, I dare you.
The network I work for asked DSP to work with them. We pick up youtubers all the time and it's not rare to double their viewership in a single month. Sure, DSP would have got a little less money per viewer with us but at least we would have done something for him, which can not be said about machinima.
We even told DSP that he is a rare case of huge potential and that he is letting it go to waste. He is infamous and it's not really hard to turn the tables in his situation. He declined, the money wasn't right.
DSP can rot in hell, he doesn't care about what he is doing. He doesn't plan for the long term. All he cares about is that he can get enough money now.
>>333069397
It was around the time gamergate was still going on and it was passed around that crowed I'm sure a bunch of people reported him
