Samus is still a virgin.

She was raised by chozo so she probably busted it with a bird man

>>333023250
Doubt it. Considering that she does frequent bars when not out on missions.

>>333023250

With those daddy issues I doubt it

Samus is CUTE

CUUUUUUUUTE

I thought she fucked Adam's dead brother

>>333023250
You wish

>>333023250
Go away Sakamoto.

Your waifu is most certainly not a virgin.

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You will never marry a virgin.
You will be cheated on.
You will lose everything you own.

Death with it, faggots.

>>333024873
Can't be cheated on if you never get married

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>>333025253
Don't forget to save up and reproduce through the coming artificial womb, anon.

>>333025319
>pic related
What the actual fuck

Also,
>implying I'd want to pass on my biological traits to some offspring
Biological imperatives are bullshit

>>333023250
probably
she work too much and in the future all men are niggers