Name my dwarves, /v/. Posts ending in 2, 4 and 8 decide.
urist
Urist is a faggot
benis :DDD
What's the point, you are going to lose him a few minutes anyway? What's the point to customize minor characters that come and die frequently?
>>333021047
Dawg
>>333021209
What's the point in naming your child when you're going to lose him anyways?
>>333021272
I'm on /v/, I don't speak to girls anyway.
What game
>>333021047
Sgt. Spacklecrack
>>333021345
Battle for Wesnoth.
First dorf down. This is taking too long. Evens decide now.
>>333021454
2cat lmao
>>333021106
rerolling
>>333021047
Marketer
>>333021047
Midget Dick, Little Fgt, Beard Anus
>>333021454
Is it a fun game?
Check this 6
Oleg
Status report: Marketer slayed an elfcuck before getting killed by a talking tree, Midget Dick did good damage against the enemy mage but is now barely hanging on, while Urist can't hit shit.
>>333022108
Depends on whether you can tolerate the RNG. Good graphics/sound/writing for a free game, but a lot of people prefer Fire Emblem.
>>333021942
haha you have to name him beard anus
>>333022458
Thanks for the webm.
>>333022458
Been looking for a turn based fire emblem style game. Picked up thanks anon.
>>333021047
>>333022458
Thanks for tipping me off to this. Looks fun.
>>333022458
Little Faggot and Midget Dick tag-team and get revenge on Marketer's killer. Urist fucks it up, again.
By the way, I have 2 more units. Name them.
>>333022487
Gave that name to my leader unit.
>>333023140
nigger digger
>>333021047
God that game was awesome.
I wish I could do multiplayer with scrubs sometime.
>>333023331
digger nigger
>>333023421
swagger bagger
>>333023331
>>333023421
1 is an even number now. I have christened the new Ulfserker "Marketer II".
Midget Dick is the newest casualty. ;_;7 Digger Nigger and Nigger Digger prove to be admirable replacements, while What's The Point sees action for the first time. Urist does something useful, and Little Faggot is hiding in one corner of the map.
Nigger Digger and Digger Nigger
>>333023759
It's clear that Little Faggot had one turn of life left in him - the elves' scout would pursue and kill him. I sent him on a last-ditch attack against an enemy Wose, hitting hard but sacrificing his life.
>>333023759
Your next dorf shall be cllaed Gregor Clegane
Dweller
Wesnoth is awesome, but it is LITERALLY 30-60% RNG on every single move, minimum.
Can you play as Elves here or just subhuman manlets only?
>>333024078
It is done. Marketer II is clutch as fuck, and LICEcap is shit.
>>333024604
Factions are
>Loyalists (humans, mermen)
>Rebels (elves, human mages, Woses, mermen)
>Knalgan Alliance (dorfs, human outlaws)
>Undead (spooky scary skeletons, zombies, ghouls, necromancers)
>Northerners (orcs, nagas, trolls)
>Drakes (furries)
Oh fuck is that some Wesnoth?
I fucking loved that game back in the day. Are the dev's still active?
>dwarf master race
>>333022458
not this anon but I loved this game back in the day.
it's GOAT with a few friends and a couple hours.
>>333024846
thanks gonna check it out, but I heard it's some RNG heavy shit even more so than Xcom.
Those fucking tree units the elves have are pure murder.
>invisible until walked on if they are on a forest
>hit like a god damned meteor
mother fuckin wesnoth
>have three good units on a castle
>dig in for the long siege as the enemy sends waves of enemies crashing against you
those terrain bonuses were key.
>>333024846
Marketer becomes our first level-up while the other dorfs get some needed rest.
>>333024930
Barely. The devs want to put the game on Steam so that more people will play and work on it, but they can't even find people to do a trailer from it (which is apparently required for Greenlight)
>>333025046
It is. There's ways of mitigating the RNG and the game would be vastly different without the luck factor, but you WILL have your Ancient Lich with 5 70% accurate attacks miss every time.
the game is pretty good, although way too heavy on the rng.
My backlog was fucked enough without you making me want to reinstall Wesnoth.
Thanks.
>>333025161
Nigger Digger becomes a Stalwart with the help of Digger Nigger. What a dynamic duo.
>>333025073
Select "Strong AI" and force it to play Rebels and watch as it picks literally nothing but Woses. Knalgans have an especially hard time with them because they lack Fire and Arcane attacks. Thieves do well against them with the right terrain, but only HODOR losers pick the humans when playing Knalgans.
bumping because this webm is taking 1 frame per second to render
>>333025505
Gregor and Digger Nigger take care of the last Mage standing between the dwarves and the opposing Elf leader. Pinned between DN and ND, she's forced into a showdown with Marketer II.
>>333026357
Oh shit Marketer went beast mode
>>333026357
And that's it. Beard Anus has triumphed.
I made some pretty bad mistakes, especially in the beginning. I played the gryphons too recklessly, and I could have saved the OG Marketer instead of letting it get killed by the OP tree of crushing, for instance. I blame not having slept in 24 hours.
Thanks for posting, /v/.
>>333023357
>The worst kind of RNG combat, a thousand times worse than XCOM because you can never go above 70%ish hitchance
>awesome