Greentext your cringeworthy gaming stories
>tell my friend he's gotta play Ocarina of Time before he dies
>he's never played a Zelda game before in his life
>force him to sit down and play the game
>he spends an hour just finding the sword
>has no idea how money works
>makes it to the Deku tree
>dicks around for hours and has no idea what to do
>have to straight up show him how the slingshot works
>tell him he's got to jump down onto the spiderweb
>spends another hour trying to get that right
>gets to the room with the deku scrub
>doesn't even occur to him to shoot the big eye with his slingshot
>spends three hours slashing at walls
>this man is 19 years old
>mfw he can't even beat a dungeon I beat when I was eight
nice blog kid
Did you jack him off afterwards?
>>332970449
>when I was eight
I beat that dungeon when I was 4.
How does a 19 year old man have this much trouble? Was he new to video games in general? He sounds new to video games, or maybe the kind of person who only plays Call of Duty.
>>332970449
>tell my friend he's gotta play Ocarina of Time before he dies
Ok I cringed
>>332970449
Not gunna lie, the way you started it I thought he was going to leave and then die without finishing it
>>332970695
He beat Thousand Year Door without much trouble.
>>332970695
More to the point since when does being 19 make you a man?
>>332971775
At what age are you considered a man?
>>332972074
27+
>>332970449
I don't believe that.
How on Earth do you sit through 6+ hours of someone not having done the first dungeon, I would've accepted defeat and told him to stop playing or taken the controller from him at that point.
>>332972160
How did you arrive at this answer?
>16 years old
>playing bf3 on Xbox
>get a random boner out of nowhere
>go on x videos
>jerk it between deaths
>I have my headphones really loud
>can hear nothing but game sound
>door is unlocked
>after 2 games of conquest I go outside of my room
>mom tells me cops came and searched our house because someone thought they heard a gunshot from us
>they checked my room
I'm pretty sure cops saw me jerking off that day
if ocarina of time was made in 2016 there would be an objective marker on the spider web. people his age aren't used to games where you have to figure out everything by yourself. you should let him try the spirit temple and see how long that takes.
>playing Mario Party with siblings a few years ago
>sister uses Gold Mushroom
>she rolls two sixes and starts chanting for a third
>say "Before you get trips, you gotta check this 5."
>her third roll is a 5
>feel surprise mixed with smug satisfaction
>>332972979
He's 25
Wow OP you are very smart. Phew, I wish I was as cool as you when I was 8. Like, damn, you must get all the chicks
Where do I upboat your karma?
>>332973938
>Playing Mario Party with kids.
>Do teams of kids against adults
>Kid 1 doesn't know how to play, driving kid 2 up the wall
>Kid 1 comes across a star, we tell him not to bother with it
>Kid 2 loses their shit
>>332972979
Lots of life experience by then, physically and mentally mature, more responsibilities, probably juggling a career and family life etc.
>>332970449
>tell my friend he's gotta play Ocarina of Time before he dies
>he's never played a Zelda game before in his life
>force him to sit down and play the game
Cringing right now to be honest.
>>332974406
I'm 27 and I'm a hermit with zero life experience who has never been employed and hasn't spoken to another person in over 15 years.
>little sister wants to play Kingdom Hearts because Disney
>set up PS3 and 1.5
>I basically have to hold her hand the whole way through because she can't figure out where or even basic combat shit like healing and attacking while jumping
HOW DO YOU SUCK AT FUCKING KINGDOM HEARTS, IT'S AS BABBY-FRIENDLY AS A GAME CAN BE
>watching lil bro play ratchet and clank
>me misses half of the items
>i have to walk away
>>332975053
>le hermit meme
Don't worry kiddo, you'll be a man one day.
>>332975053
You don't need to be a man, you're on your way to becoming a wizard.
>>332971775
Age of majority in the US is 18 anon
You are considered a legal adult at that age.
EG MOTHERFUCKERS
>>332975578
calm down autismo its your little sister, sucking must be a family tradition ;^)
>>332975578
KH was never all that intuitive.
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>>332970449
>force him to sit down and play the game
And that is where you fucked up OP.
If he wanted to play it he would have played it himself.
Forcing someone to do something they don't want to do generally yields unlikeable results. He was probably acting like an idiot on purpose to fuck with you.
>>332975578
KH 2 is babby-friendly but Kingdom Hearts 1 can get kinda intense. If you stick with it you will beat it and maybe even 100% the game no matter who you are, but it can still slap your shit around at times.
>>332970810
Cringed at your post
>>332970449
>>tell my friend he's gotta play Ocarina of Time before he dies
You really could've just stopped there to get the "cringe" you were after.
>>332975053
>youre a wizard harry
His friend's name is Phil
>>332983475
>5 Year old nephew wants to play games
>Decide to play smash (not a smashfag)
>He keeps self destructing
>Tell him he needs to hit me
>Try to help him
>He just keeps running off
>Plays games like GTA V and Uncharted fine
>He keeps losing and complains to let him win
>tell him he needs to earn the win by hitting me
>keep fucking his shit up
>He starts crying hysterically
Fuck this generation of entitled brats. Whenever I played my father in games he whooped my ass mercilessly and I got gud and started kicking his ass.
>>332980301
>>332984060
>6 year old niece
>play mario party ds together
>shit as fuck the first few games and cant do shit
>3 weeks later she comes back and woops my ass
how did this happen?
>>332984060
>5 year old nephew
>Plays games like GTA V and Uncharted
>5 year old
>GTA V
>Uncharted
Yeah that actually pisses me off more. The age ratings exist for a reason. Irresponsible parents create these entitled little faggot kids.
>>332983856
cringed at your reaction
>>332984634
when i was around 9 years old i used to play mortal kombat 1 and 2.
and here i am...fuck
>>332973571
This
>>332973571
>little brother sees me playing Etrian Odyssey
>"Wait, you have to make the map yourself?"
>"How is that even possible, thats stupid"
>>332970449
>Greentext your cringeworthy gaming stories
>>332984634
I played plenty of M rated games growing up honestly it isn't as bad as you may think I grew up to be a little to nice if anything.
I mean sure I jack off to 2D and I'm socially retarded but those are 2 different issues.
But yea new teens becoming adults are raising their kids to be ultimate dude bros no more nintendo shit.
>>332984634
I played a bunch of violent games when I was a kid, now im a loserAlthough that could be attributed to the sexual abuse
>>332978867
Adult and man are different things
>>332972160
This is actually a good number. It's the age where you should really have your shit together by.
>>332986036
Lewd
>>332984634
I have a 4 year old nephew and I try to stick to Luigi's mansion, Super Mario 64 and Banjo Kazooie with him, and it's easy enough since he likes them all and even got his parents to get them as well.
But then I find out he's been playing Metal Gear Rising and GTAV...
>>332980301
