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Maria is very molestable!
>>332935159
>>332934929
does molestation count as bullying?
shh, shes sleeping
>>332935598
I'm gonna draw lewd pictures on her face with a permanent marker!
>>332935360
Not if she's a meddlesome brat
I want Fake Iosefka to experiment upon Maria!
that'd be a fitting punishment
>>332935598
Wake up Maria-chan!
Please do not molest Maria, she's been a bad girl but can still reform.
>>332935598
shhhh don't wake her up!
>>332937410
delete this
>>332937410
>"Only a honest death will cure you now... Why are you laughing? Did I say anything funny?"
>>332937705
Don't make me draw on her again
>>332938014
charming!
I'm really surprised at how much fanart this game got. I don't remember DS2 having anything close to this amount.
>>332938186
it looks twice more characterful than DS2, it inspires a lot of people
>>332938186
Dark Souls 2 doesn't have many interesting characters at all.
>>332938479
I want to see Doll spank Maria!
Bunch of weirdos
>>332939251
Doll is cold and hard, and ugly!
Maria-chan is the cutest!
>>332939371
(not true btw)`
>>332935159
>pizza girl
What does this one mean?
>>332939647
Don't pretend to be me you ugly doll-loving freak
you are unwanted anywhere
>>332939850
she's full of tomato sauce and goes down easy under the pizza cutter
>>332939883
Gehrman pls go
you can't appreciate a fair maiden even if you live with her
>>332940152
But this is a console only thread
>>332939914
Ohhh I get it. She is good for holding L2 on the pizza cutter...
>>332940152
Popping in just to tell you to kill yourself.
>>332938014
>>332937410
is she the new guila? CUTE!
>>332940220
And PC ruined the souls community
>>332940338
>Waifufag telling someone else to kill themselves.
Maybe you should kill yourself for helping ruin a once decent community.
>>332940152
>He's never seen people waifuing about the Maiden in Black
>>332940629
This literally only happened once Dark Souls came out on PC in response to the PCuck Waifu threads.
>>332940152
>still uses meme pic
The OCs were great though
>>332940576
but this isn't a dark souls thread, or a pc thread
go away
>>332940981
You're the only one screaming and bugging people about Souls.
LOVE ME, MARIA
LOOOOVEEE MEEEEEE
>>332940981
>m- muh communityyyy :'((
>>332941350
>>332941182
Literally kill yourselves for ruining someone great. you autistic fucks.
>>332934929
>not choosing doll
git gud
>>332940765
Nice revisionist history you have there.
>>332941672
>some sloppy used up sextoy that just gives itself to you
no thanks
>>332940152
are we gonna pretend umbasa and maiden in black didn't exist then?
>>332940152
Fuck off retard.
>>332941796
>choosing heretic with saggy tits
>>332942004
>Saggy
Not likely.
But at least they aren't rock solid.
That's all the doll is, deathly cold skin that is rock hard.
>Did someone say Soul's waifu?
>>332942123
Her silicon skin is not hard!
>>332940152
>Demon/Dark Souls is on console
>No Waifufags
This nigga
>>332940152
That's because console players are normies. If you want some normie shit GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHITPOSTING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Doll isn't for sexual anyway, she's for comfy
>>332942275
Hard and icy like rigor mortis.
Maria is warm and soft, and steamy and moist downstairs.
>>332942275
>>332942123
Doll is firm!
FIRM!
tightest body in the universe
>>332941739
>>332941882
>Denying this wasn't a thing until Dark Souls PC
>>332940152
>>Come on you fucking cunts, don't sink to PCucks level.
What? Bloodborne has tons of waifu stuff and it's PS4 only.
>>332942395
Maria has a dried up well!
>>332942395
Wrong, Doll is warm, Maria is dead and cold.
>steamy and moist downstairs
that's only because she's incontinent.
>>332942395
Maria is cold as a corpse!
>>332942473
>people don't search a literal meme on google before the meme is invented
wow
>>332942509
Maria's wet and ready 24/7but only for me
Gherman hands the doll out to literally everybody that played BB and made it to the hunters dream
>you will never touch Priscilla's fluffy tail
JUST die in my sleep already
>>332940152
Oh you
>>332942353
best waifu
>>332942509
it's puffy!
PUFFY!
swollen with necrotic juices and constantly oozing urine due to post-mortem sphincter relaxation.
>>332942601
>hurrr I got nothing to back my lies up so I'll shitpost
B T F O
T
F
O
>>332942725
He's right though.
>>332942674
by a long shot
>>332942662
DELETE THIS
>>332942773
is that princess?
>>332942773
Chosen Undead you let your waifu die, SHUT UP
>>332942662
>Artist makes a 10/10 Maiden doujin
>This is what follows.
God fucking damn nips and their shit taste.
>>332942858
>>332942601
>Samefagging this hard
Come up with one single shred of evidence to support your position.
Doll is forcuddles
CUDDLES!
ITT: people do their thing while one psycho autistic drakeposter shrieks and cries redfaced in real life that people like something he doesn't
>>332943094
I want to spoon the doll but I also want her to spoon me.
Also she's kissable as hell.
>>332943102
STOP.
>>332943028
That wasn't his waifu. He's gay for Solaire.
Why have you guys ruined exclamation points for me? Something as simple as !
It's frustrating that you people achieve this with so little effort.
>>332942902
Poor Chosen Undead. Left always alone with a gay.
>mfw no cute waifu in das3
firekeeper sucks
>>332943253
There's no reason to be so mean.
We all want to be friends here and do our very best!
>>332943229
>cant come up with a single piece of evidence to back his position
>sidesteps the request
Go on, One.Single.Piece.Of.Evidence
Back up your claims with anything. You can't so you're just shitposting. I'm still waiting.
>>332943117
Another day on /v/. Same old, same old.
>>332943326
are there any notable husbando/waifu npcs in DaS3? i've not seen anyone post about other npcs besides the firekeeper
i'll be shocked if they couldn't do the one thing from DaS1 and give us memorable npcs
>>332943364
Not even the one you were asking.
Calm down, you're clearly upset.
who is worst waifu?
why the bludborne hunter signed the contract in first place and who would want players to go in dream since theres nothing to gain on dream world?
>>332943450
Yet you claim "he's right".
Go on, prove it.
>>332943476
>She becomes the dumpster
Talk about the worst end possible. Why does she get to have all the fun?
>>332943501
Herald.
>>332943274
>implying he didn't get the best
>>332943442
Darkmoon skeleton waifu
>>332943339
I don't care much for you lot.
>>332943476
Stop this right now.
>>332943651
hnnnggggggg
>>332943561
The evidence he's right is in your picture.
I don't really understand what you expect to get out of this.
You're not enjoying yourself al t
>>332943501
Dat fanart.
I like herald. I think she is better than the maiden in black
>>332943274
Blame Lautrec
>>332943715
Sorry anon, I didn't mean to make you so mad!
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>>332943786
>Evidence blatantly shows the exact opposite of what he's trying to pull out of his ass.
>All you cunts shitposting literal lies with zero evidence
>Ruined a great community
>Shitposting the one guy actually posting evidence
Jesus you cunts call us "Sonyggers" the cancer of /v/ when you're literal cancer.
>>332943808
I think you should overdose on crack.
>>332943897
Yes, you did.
>>332943858
Reminder that Lautrec did nothing wrong
Knights of Carim seek their fair ladies but Anastacia resisted and that's why he killed her.
It's her fault so fuck off
>>332943967
>blaming console people for being pc people who ruined the souls community in a thread that originally wasn't about dark souls
The seriously mentally ill should be barred from computers.
>>332943326
What's wrong with her? Can't be worse than Herald
>>332944095
Just because she didn't say no doesn't mean she gave consent
>>332944095
Wow!
Blaming the victim.
>>332943942
AWAY AWAY
I literally want to princess carry Lady Maria to my bed and snuggle with her all night long.
>>332942773
Wouldn't Faraam-bro have the best wife of the lot?
Emerald Herald's got good legs, soft generous breasts and an adorable voice that must be pure sex in the bedroom.
>>332944095
Fuck off Lautrec, gib Fire Keeper Soul
>would rather spend eternity inside a giant tree anus then with you.
>>332943942
Hello!
I am a Yharnamite who has been having an odd feeling inside of my head, kind of itchy but also kind of odd feeling.
I've also noticed...things...around town an on buildings. I think I got some bad blood or something.
Can you help me?
>>332944454
>bearer of the dick...
>seek holes, tighter, more welcoming holes.
>seek the tits
>lest this lass swallow you whole, as she has done so many others...
>>332944369
that's ok, but only because it'll embarrass her and make her feel objectified
I must suck at Souls game, I played all of BB and didn't run into Maria, is she part of the DLC?
>>332944557
CUTE!
>>332944557
GONDOLA!
>>332944627
>is she part of the DLC?
aye
>>332944208
Nope not good at all. I should be the cum dump. Not that disgusting whore.
>>332944557
Gondolas are majestic creatures.
>>332944612
>Implying there's anything wrong with sloppy village bicycles
Emerald Herald's so shameless and I love it.
>>332944576
come on in.
you're perfect.
>>332944095
This is why you do as the messages tell you and kill Lautrec.
>>332944614
I would make her feel loved.
So how about that Ciaran?
>>332944804
>implying that I implied that
>>332940152
>muh pc boogeyman
This is a Maria thread, fuck off.
>>332944860
She's already the patients' cumdumpster and collective waifu, she doesn't need more love, let alone deserve it.
Doll does.
>>332944325
don't be so beastly, this is for your own good, you know...
>>332944945
I did this accidentally too
>>332944861
Used the soul right in front of her, smashed her to pulp.
>>332943715
We need a game based on fantastic planet.
>>332945038
Wasn't an accident
>>332944927
Anon-kun, please. You clearly implied that with references to the whoreald encouraging you to fuck tighter, more eager holes lest the Chosen Undead is left taking her on that rock for all eternity.
Emerald Herald is a slut! SLUT!
>>332942773
>>332942902
>>332943101
If you had to write a book/novel of these games, how would you characterize the protagonists? what personalities would you give them?
>>332944945
Wait, what happens if you kill the doll? does she come back ;~;
>>332945136
The Emerald Herald in Majula is an apparition, she's not the REAL Emerald Herald (you meet that one at the Dragon Aerie.)
This means Emerald Herald is pure and a slut at the same time.
>>332944945
DELETE THIS
>>332944945
>>332945103
delete this
>>332945137
Violent alcoholics with a hatred for just about everything.
>>332944945
>>332945103
Doll is for bullying
>>332944208
>She's saved at the end
A-at least it has happy end. I guess.
>>332943808
I saw someone do a lp of Demon's when they had played Dark2 first, and they called the Maiden in Black, "The Emerald Herald of this game".
It triggered me hard.
>>332945274
>implying that the Hunter drinks something so pedestrian and unfulfilling as alcohol
>>332945293
kill yourself
>>332945103
Fuck you
>>332945136
don't ever fucking reply to my posts ever fucking again
>>332945137
Hunter would be a very shy and naive young man.
>>332942836
Why the fuck would anyone search waifu "souls" when at the time there was only a single "souls" game and it wasn't yet a series?
Jesus Christ /v/ you get worse with each passing day, I can only hope this stupidity will stop at some point, thankfully there's no negative IQ.
And yes there were a shitton of people "waifufagging" maiden back then.
>>332945148
yeah she respawns next time you teleport to the dream and tells you the first line she says when you go there
>>332945137
DeS = middle aged mentor figure that is down to earth
DaS = young guy who's got a good heart but is too trusting/naive
DaS2 = slightly older friend of DaS guy who is more cynical but is protective
BB = NEET shut in loner who is terrible around women
>>332945448
no seriously fuck off
> Maiden in Black
> Has no eyes
> Doll
> has eyes on the inside
Coincidence? I think not. Perhaps this is the deepest lore.
>>332945448
Bullying Doll is pointless, she probably doesn't care
>>332943101
2cute
Any more of these?
>>332945038
>>332945103
Why are you doing this. Stop.
>>332945137
>DeS
cute sorceress grill who struggles to remain optimistic in the hellhole that is Boletaria
>DaS1
depressed quality+pyro warrior who's been Undead too long and has trouble connecting with others
>DaS2
big goofy Seigmeyer-like motherfucker. 99 STR, 1 INT. DaS2 is really goofy to me, and so I'm not going to bother with a serious protag
>BB
pure physical huntress, with the 15 ARC tools. Insatiable cat-like curiosity, spurred on by a taste of the Eldritch Truth that you get from the cord you find in the early game
haven't played DaS3, but thinking about a STR+FAI paladin with an xboxhueg shield
>>332942662
>still no amazing doujin with my favorite girl
Fuck this gay earth
>>332945582
> Maiden in Black
> lulls the old one to sleep
> Doll
> wakes a great one up from a dream
It just keeps getting deeper.
>>332945582
Emerald Herald has a glowing magenta eye with a cute little heart in the middle.
>>332945863
>female PCs
wrong
>>332945910
there is a severe lack of quality porn of Souls in the first place. It's all either drawn like trash, and/or incorporates outrageous fetishes
>>332946054
no u
I also wouldn't roll with any of the posterboy weapon setups either. Just the armors.
>>332945308
Arianna is such a qt. Too bad that pretty much everyone in the fucking game is doomed. I did all I could for her and she ended up mad down in the sewers with her very own abomination. Had to kill both out of mercy.
>>332944095
Someone please do a screencap of this with Lautrec typing this
>>332944804
>I'm a dumb beta memer who thinks that encouraging sluts will get him part of the action
How does a man fall so low
>>332945982
wat
>>332945982
No one gives a shit about that hussy. She'd probably retcon Maiden in Black have candle wax over her eyes. Emerald Slut.
>>332945863
For some reason I've always seen the Ds2 protagonist as Vendrick, only younger and a bit less hollow.
Receding white hair, pleasant beard, hollow cheeks with a prominent chin. He's an old soul looking for a good place to die, but he just can't find it.
>>332944095
fuck off lautrec
>>332934929
What is this Maria bullying meme? I just finished the game for the first time recently and I don't get it.
>>332944945
BLASPHEMY
COPS HAVE BEEN CALLED
>>332946430
Spaceballs is such an underrated movie
>>332946456
She's a huge chuuni and she's easy to stagger. She's bulliable and deserves it.
>>332946456
Jealous haters want to bully best girl.
>>332935159
>puffy vulva
how is this a insult?
>>332946092
I know all I want is porn with Yuria involvingmaking love to her and telling her I will dedicate myself to making her happybut according to some other artists it's better to have her eaten or some shit
>>332946414
but how, Vendrick already hollowed before you got there
>>332946613
shut up Gehrman
>>332944993
>more stronger
Holy shit, I've been fighting Ludqig for a while now and I've only made it to his second form like twice, but both times the summon gets killed RIGHT BEFORE THE CUTSCENE
Is that supposed to happen or?
>>332946092
Because the series isn't big in Japan. 99% of its audience is in the west.
>>332946702
I'm not saying the Ds2 protagonist is Vendrick, nerd, I'm saying I envision the Ds2 protagonist as looking like a younger, less hollow Vendrick.
We see what he looks like in the Memory of the King.
>>332946758
It's from some russian guy with mad broken english, but I think it's pretty cute when it's the doll
>>332946578
do not bully the Chosen Undead
>Bear of the Curse
>>332946781
>having the summon
unless you're on ng+7 or something you shouldn't be having that much trouble with him
>>332946658
It's heaping perceived shortcomings onto an already bullied mind.
There is nothing wrong with puffy vulva, in fact puffy vulva is cute, but by acting like it *is* a problem it's turned into an insult.
>>332946054
senpai, a huntress is much more fitting for BB than a dude.
blood magic is feminine, and everything's about childbirth. the game's narrative has way more feminine themes than any of the others.
>bloodborne-bros blowing out a consolewar faggot (probably spammed goldface during pre-release as well)
Love you guys.
>>332946456
She's animoo: the character.And I love her for it.
>>332946878
>tfw the Japanese can't appreciate the Lovecraftian themes and sweeping Western architecture and character design
>>332947064
t. Maria-cosplaying tumblrdyke
>>332947164
there aren't any moeblobs, so they don't like it
>>332946674
>Not wanting your waifu to be mindbroken after countless horrible fetishes happen to her
I wonder what happened to her. I mean, she was captured by those fat fuck ministers. Umbasa only knows what they did to her.
>>332946578
I would love a Souls+BBanimated comedy with these characters.
>>332934929
Kind of spooky desu senpai baka
>>332947198
people cosplay Maria?
>no translated Priscilla doujin
Suffering
>>332946917
Well, I am.
I don't know if there's something I'm doing wrong, but I'm having an awful time fighting him.
>>332946781
BL? He wrecks your shit until you can do some decent damage, at about level 70+.
Would you my hunter?
>>332940152
DeS had waifufags. Denying this makes me think you don't remember much of DeS discussion here. There wasn't as much because there were fewer fans.
>>332947164
Welcome to /v/, faggot
>>332947164
>what is Saya No Uta
>>332947379
Can't even see her face dood
>tfw want to play bb badly but dont want to buy 400e console just for one game
>>332947331
both ingame and IRL. She's got a big lesbian following on tumblr
>>332935159
I want to hug her so bad
>>332947370
74 lmao, I'm complete garbage.
>>332947498
Why would I show you her fair face?
>>332947403
Why would you earnestly reply to such obvious bait? Are you just retarded?
>>332947481
That's only because the Japanese love Lovecraft, since his stories feature creatures that fit very much into the traditional Japanese concepts of Youkai.
>>332947516
is Haruhi worth reading, or should I just watch the anime?
>>332947074
As it should be. Console wars are fucking cancer, that fag was defiling a Maria bullying thread.
>>332947516
same here
>>332947629
How would YOU bully Maria?
Be creative.
>>332947370
I can help you out if you want, I have some characters there.
>>332947629
So when Arianna says she's a whore, does that mean she lets people stick their penises inside her? Or she sticks her blood in them?
Yharnam is weird and I honestly don't know anymore.
>>332943808
I liked all the pics people made of The Emerald Herald pissing into an estus flask when DS2 came out.
![[Coalgirls]_Ore_Twintails_ni_Narimasu_04_(1280x720_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[889646ED].mkv_snapshot_05.14_[2015.10.10_19.27.36].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZnizoGS.jpg "[Coalgirls] Ore Twintails ni Narimasu 04 (1280x720 Blu-ray FLAC) [889646ED].mkv snapshot 05.14 [2015.10.10 19.27.36]")
>Mergo's wet nurse
>not a wet nurse
why
>>332947453
>You will never interact more with real Iosefka.
Fuck this gay earth. Fake one gives me boners, but still.
>>332947626
I haven't read the LN, but the animoo is worth going through at least once.
>>332947629
>no spooky adella in the background looking to stab a bitch
For the honor of Cainhurst.
Purge church wiener.
>>332947603
I'm finding it harder to detect bait lately. Some people are truly stupid here, more so than myself.
>>332947768
I would put tampons in her locker at school. Alternatively, at her desk in her office.
It would progress to the point where the hygienic products would beused.
>>332944945
You sick fuck!
>>332947516
>>332947658
Consider this, anons:
I paid roughly $380 for BB and the ps4. I currently have 65 hours logged into it. Therefore, I have paid roughly 5.8 dollars per hour of entertainment on the system.
A 1.5 hour movie costs about 6.66 dollars per hour of entertainment.
Therefore, I have paid less money per hour on BB than if I had bought a ticket to see Zootopia.
That's pretty worth it.
>>332947580
you can wait until you get to 80 if it helps. How upgraded is your weapon? I think I had a +9 when i fought him.
The most important thing is to learn the timing to dodge his charge attack move, which can 1hit kill you depending on your vit. Also the timing to roll when he jumps way into the air. Once you got that down, 2nd form is a lot easier since you can strafe left and dodge and that'll usually avoid most of his moves.
>>332947941
I'm on a run right now where I got both of them. Considering getting plenty of Arianna's blood just to see what happens.
>>332945971
>dead doll
>Rocket League updated
>>332947884
but she is, anon, shes' sustaining Mergo and generates the Nightmare in which he resides
>>332947775
Meant for
>>332947580
>>332948139
Is there a certain weapon you'd recommend?
>>332948269
Pizza cutter.
>>332948119
I don't pay for movies
For 6 dollars I can have myself a bottle of good imperial stout that'll last me a little more than an hour AND will get me woozy.
>>332940152
>no waifufags when demon's souls came out
How to spot someone who jumped onto the series when Dark Souls released on PC.
>>332948162
>just to see what happens
are you sure anon?
>>332948358
just putting the costs into perspective, anon
>>332948269
The one and only
>>332948269
whichever one works best with your stats. I think I beat him using the rapier, which is probably the worst weapon to use on the guy. Things with serration like the cleavers might help
>>332948537
so am I and I don't think it's worth it.
For 200 bucks maybe.
>>332948548
IT'S A FUCKING WHEEEEEEL
Surely you'd never taint your blood with that of a common whore?
>>332947783
Both. In Yharnam, all vaginas are in a constant state of bleeding.
>>332948976
I hadn't noticed.
>>332948976
The way she stares is real unsettling.
>>332948976
Not a common whore, a vileblood one!
>>332948976
I would and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
>>332948976
ENB put out a video where he zooms in on her stare. Ever since that point, she has genuinely terrified me. There's something sinister about her movements.
>>332948976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql0NtjXIv_s
Alright i guess ill go replay bb with the DLC so i know what the fuck you kids are talking about
Godspeed, shitposters
>>332940152
>maiden in black
>yuria
>biorr
Yeah man, no waifu fags in DeS!
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>>332940152
>this guy popping up in every single maria thread
Lad, fucking neck yourself
>>332949573
I don't get this reference
>>332947481
It has kawaii uguu~ waifu.
>>332949809
"staaaaaaaaaare" in moonspeak
>>332949753
stop
Is Lady Maria a dirtbag? She IS responsible for all the brain sacs, after all.
>>332945137
dDeamon souls, a jung guy who is trying way to hard to find himself
Darksouls, young hip and with a great fashion sense
Blodborne a bitter elitist edgy goth
darksouls2 would be Darksouls jaded older half brother who is an office drone without fashion sense
Darksouls3 is a child whit crippling anxiety over living up to his older brothers
>>332938186
DaS2 was the black sheep of the series for not living to fans expectations, that translated in much fewer fan art which is a shame since it had many pretty girls.
>>332935598
IS THERE EVEN A PICTURE OF YOU AWAKE
>>332938186
DS2 has a lot though.
>>332952040
>reverse google for source. finds nothing.
>google literally suggests boku no pico in the similar images.
what the fuck
>>332952040
I have a special place in my dick for the rock selling girl.
>>332950639
unironically yes, she's a piece of shit
>>332952602
Try harder, anon. Took me 10 seconds to find the artist.
>>332946430
Priscilla is cute, CUTE!
>>332936245
itsy bitsy widdle maria
>>332952592
Post the "Saucy Bitch King" one about the Old Whip. Cracks me up every time.
>>332952623
My lost brother.
>>332949424
link the video
>DeS, DaS and BB are still getting new art
Liking Emerald Herald is suffering.
>>332950639
the brain sacs don't seem too bothered by their situation. some of them seem pretty happy.
and lady maria is nice to them too. she gave that blood saint a key to the balcony so she could sit out there and relax. of course it was a wasted gesture because all she really wanted was mushy, murky brain fluid.
>>332952040
>Heterochromia and something shaped pupils
Ahegao when?
Somebody explain the Bloodborne lore to me.
>>332954043
A shame, too. Her outfit is lewd, yet conservative enough to feed your imagination.
>>332954065
and most of them literally writhe in torment, overwhelmed by madness, pain and nightmares while she's chilling in the tower
>>332954206
You're some fag with a disease. End up in Yharnam because apparently blood treatment works miracles.
End up as a hunter. You hunt beasts.
Suddenly ayyliums. Then cosmic horrors.
The end.
>>332954320
they're just pretending that being a brain sac is horrible so the hunter doesn't hog all the brain fluid to themselves
>>332954206
Churchfags find tombs with old god shit in them that starts the beast plague. Also somewhere in the mix of them experimenting on all that tomb shit they brought up, alien gods enter the fray.
>>332954391
>You will never doggy style Emmy against a tree, pounding hard while she moves her hips in rhythm and pleasure with you, gasping for more.
Just end it, senpai.
>>332938186
Much like Demon souls, Bloodborne has great charcters and characterization.
Characters have personality and backstory and dont exist just to exist like every character in dark souls.
>>332954167
Sadly probably never. I really wish that artist drew more often.
>>332938186
1) It isn't shit
2) It's the best game in the series, DaS3 included
Not hard to find the reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjzF3XWrDdA
>>332954739
What are you on about? DaS 1 had great characters too.
Also, who is this cum dump?
>yfw new Gwynevere
Even obscure DaS characters are getting new art
>>332955218
>Rhea
>obscure
don't talk shit about mai waifu
>>332954206
something something church alien magic blood transfusion mutant vampire werewolves moon hunter eyes on the inside nicolas cage conspiracy undead space dream dimension space foetus hybrid murder stillborn Pthumeru ritual blood queen umbilical cord squid god doll is best girl.
>>332955218
Is that the fat fuck cleric standing behind her?
Why does he look like a woman?
>>332955218
>R63 Petrus
Not sure how to feel.
>>332955396
DELETE THIS
>>332955396
DELETE THIS
RHEA IS PURE
>>332952623
>She's only good at one thing
>We both know what that thing is
>>332955379
>>332955454
I think that's the artists' MC
>>332955396
KEK
>>332955012
Shes no one to you, now get laid or something neckeard
>>332955572
quality upgrade materials at bargain prices?
>>332955662
you need to make a thread on /aco/ or /h/. pls anon, just do it
>>332955486
>>332955562
Too late.
I want to fondle Maria's face like it's a butt!
>>332955572
That is "even the doll, should it please you" levels of lewd. Even better because she said it herself.
>>332955218
That looks like a girl Petrus. Same hair, same armor. I'm not at all dissuaded from masturbating to that.
>>332945060
monster
>>332955562
Yeah, pure like Priscilla.
what cold hard evidence is there that gerhman used the doll for his sexual pleasures?
At least we can all agree that the BEST girl of DaS1 is Quelana of Izalith
>>332955332
This is for you.
>>332955591
I don't think it is anon.
>>332956004
none, it's actually very unlikely since porcelain is very fragile and expensive.
it's much more likely that he used her as a dating sim to get himself ready to ask maria out. Meaning that he limited himself to romancing her according to his self-help book's advice. That's why she's such a fair maiden.
>>332944945
DELETE THIS
>>332956173
It's a hard competition, anon. But I can agree.
>>332956214
Shy Quelana is the cutest.
>you'll never be this comfy
;_;
>>332956489
But I'm even comfier than that now that I'm a squid.
bet you're jealous
>>332954206
Ayy lmao
>>332955008
I must say, music in BB is god fucking tier. Heavy Wojciech Kilar influence.
>>332956487
No. Authoritative Quelana who gently but firmly pushes you towards your potential is the best
>>332956489
>you will never comfort Priscilla
Just end me
>Dark Souls 3 already out in Japan
>still no lewds
What went wrong?
>>332956489
you're waifu a snack!
>>332956808
Goddammit
>>332942601
>it wasn't a meme until the pc users made it one
Thanks for proving the point.
>>332956810
Something seems amiss. Isn't the Fire Keeper cute enough?
>it's easier to make Maria cry out in pain and fear than it is to make Doll shed a single tear.
Doll is BRAVE!
>breeze through the entire game including Amygdala or whatever
>get trashed several time by Micolashs trash monsters
>>332957617
she kind of is, but since she's a copy/paste of Doll and Maiden in Black, it doesn't feel authentic and genuine anymore. There's no intimate connexion.
>>332957714
I want Doll to wear that fluffy cape but there's no dressup minigame.
Fuck you From.
does anyone have the picture of hunter serenading the doll and lelf is lelfing in the clouds?
>>332957776
But aren't there other girls in the game too? It just strikes me as odd there's still no japanese rule34 despite the series popularity.
>>332955662
Source?
>>332957620
The Doll is cute.
>>332943808
>Anyone better than Maiden in Black
>>332958716
It's on the filename.
I love the fair lady!
>>332957865
From should implement what B team did in DaS II with the useless dress up female character in their next games.
>>332959249
DEAD lady
>>332959249
dead girl walking
>>332958813
Cute is an understatement that implies she's on the same level as any other waifu, which is absolutely wrong.
>>332958978
Why would you poke Doll's perfect, silky-smooth porcelain face?
>>332958235
Seems to be the case. I guess it's only a matter of time.
>>332959475
To caress her soft cheek before giving her a kiss.
>>332959475
She needs to be loved, and gently touching her face is one way to express yours.
>>332959521
Alsanna, Nadalia and Elana did nothing wrong
>>332942773
>Chosen Undead
>not a waifufag
He has it the best of them all even. He's not bound by some levelup slut, he has several lovely ladies to choose between.
>>332959701
but you're too small to reach her face with yours!
>>332960065
Indeed.
MARIA HAS SMELLY ARMPITS
>>332960065
All his waifus are dead. Good hunter is the only one that stayed with his waifu.
>>332960065
True. Even a trap wants his big and shiny soul.
>>332960628
Priscilla may be alive though. She even had a daughter.
>>332960067
No bully
>>332954206
Yharnam discovers eldritch blood in labyrinth tombs beneath Yharnam. Blood is taken to Byrgenwerth to study on it. Turns out the blood is a miracle cure for everything. Said cure eventually turns people into beasts and madmen. Yharnam goes to hell. Byrgenwerth tries to make contact with Great Ones. They succeed. Yharnam is fucked.
>>332960818
>She even had a daughter.
what
>>332960065
He had a good life. Too bad DaSII fucked with the player's choice.
>>332960628
priscilla may live yet. only the Fair Lady and Gwyndolin are confirmed toast
>>332946245
this
>>332958978
This isn't what I expected at all.
So will Yharnam be okay, or is the city literally going to be destroyed by the Hunt this night?
>>332961446
Yharnam is fucked. As soon as you kill Rom, basically everyone in the town either goes completely nuts or immediately transforms into a beast
>>332934929
I can' believe a game with only like two female characters somehow got infested with waifufags.
>>332961218
I recall she's the new Darkmoon NPC. She looks like Priscilla and has a tail but she's actually smaller, which would imply one of her parents was a human.
>>332961274
>Fair Lady
>confirmed toast
?
>>332961225
>Nipples are visible
oh bby
>>332961571
you retrieve a pyromancy tome from her corpse in DaS3
>>332961524
>two female characters
>>332961446
It's fucked senpai.
But at least you get to be friends with nasty blind crippled man.
>>332961750
No you don't, you become a squid in the Nightmare and abandon him
>>332961624Quelana's corpse, fair lady is just next to her, they died together.
>>332961532
>>332961624
Fucking please, spoiler this shit.
>>332961731
Eileen barely counts and the rest are NPCs that dont do anything.
>it's a sickdark episode
>>332961843
you asked, retard
>entering a Soulsborne thread
>not expecting spoilers
AWAY
AWAY
>people liked Anastacia of Astora
Why?
>>332961804
That's up to the hunter.
>>332961814
delete this
>>332961937
She's cute and you get to protect her.
>>332961624
Well, shit.
Why do those small human like monsters before Micolash deal MASSIVE damage? Are those story relevant? What's their deal?
>>332961218Take a look at her tail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2smEf56H-9E
>>332961843
Sorry.
I want to sissify Maria!
>>332961904
>Soulsborne thread
It's a Bloodborne thread. And even so 100% of the discussion here is about everything BUT DaS3. The game isn't even fucking out yet outside of gookland you dipshit, majority of us still haven't played it, plus, you just spoiled a whole bunch of other people who didn't ask.
>>332961814w-well at least they got to reunite before the end, that's something, right?
>>332962017
Protect her from what?
Don't believe their lies, anon, there's a reason Firekeepers get their tongues removed.
>>332961814
dem tits
I knew I was following the right guys.
>>332962159
they're Mergo's attendants, they're here to protect him
>>332962196
>entering a Soulsborne thread just before a game's Western release
>expecting not to get spoiled
Christ, you're an idiot.
>>332945137
considering we have a 4 protag dynamic here it shouldn't be too hard to do. DE is the central glue that holds the group together. The "main character" but is mostly in the background and is very static. Seriously just copy paste akarin.
Next we have chosen undead. High energy and has alot of friends. Sotra like the temper displayed >>332942773 and revives the most attention as his outgoingness leads to several unique group dynamic episodes. For example him and Das2 get in a competition. Him and Hunter go hunting for hijinks. Demon slayer and him do twin magic. Bit of a stuck up Hime and traditional Boke who's hot headiness and stupidity plays off the rest of the group.
Bearer of the curse is the foil to DaS 1. Laid back and tsukkomi but never backs down from a challenge. Secretly he is actually the clumsiest of the group however always bumping into or getting hit by things (hit detection gags). When he does mess up he tends to try to hide it or pin it on DaS1 which can naturally write new hijinks every week.
The hunter is of course the eccentric Ojou. Tends to hang back until he can interject with a non sequitor punchline or put the group in a new exciting scenario. Basically its the Curse N Chosen show where Slayer plays moderator and Hunter, along with the series antag Patches, moves the plot forward.
>>332962349
Yeah and you're an asshole. Wonderful world we live in.
>see a dog hanging out with ravens
>kill them
>the next dog is a raven dog
Race mixing? NOT EVEN ONCE.
>>332962431
I'm not even the guy who spoiled it.
>>332947584
because her body is unfuckably ugly
>>332962163
>killing her
DELETE THIS
>>332962452
what happens in the Nightmare stays in the Nightmare
>>332953760
It's in one of his videos from his Bloodborne playthrough, and I'm not going through them all to find it. Probably shortly after he sends her to Cathedral Ward though.
>>332962556
Spoken like a true jew.
>>332962452
It's just a dream.
Micholas dream, you enter hsi dream just to kill him, he did nothing wrong.
>>332945672
setz
>>332962376
Who is who /v/?
>>332960065
The biggest waifufag in denial.
>>332962853
nigger what
>>332962376
So the Hunter is Kramer? Shouldn't he be more serious of a character?
>>332962853
>>332963595
>Ojou
>Kramer
No, more like Richmond from the IT crowd.
>>332963595
In the context of a whole bunch of guys in armor the ONE guy in artisan Victorian dusters and tricorns is the goofy one.
Were the whores in Bloodbourne canonically raped by demons to make Cthulhu spawn?
>>332963898
demons don't exist in Bloodborne.
lol bitch looks like a founding father or some shit baka
>>332963595
>>332963879
The cursed one can be the joke since his game is considered a joke.
That that I think its bad.
>>332962723
But I was already in a dream. Do I enter more dreams than Leonadro Di Caprio in this game?
>>332963898
Ayy lmao great ones.
>>332963898
Think of it more as God putting a baby into Mary's womb
>>332964101
*not that i think it's bad
>>332963871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF5I3ggYquA
Jen - Slayer
Moss - Bearer
Roy - Chosen
Richmond - Hunter
>>332964165
Yes.
>>332964165
you live in a dream, and when you dream in the dream, you dream of waking world. therefore when you die in waking world, you wake up in the dream, just like waking just before you hit the ground.
>>332948976
Spooky shit man
>>332964101
no no no bearer is costanza. He's objectively WORST GIRL but acts like he's the best.
>>332934929
Do you make the same thread everyday?
>>332965558
>that singing
>>332965801
some people build models. some people play sports. some people play vidya. others shitpost.
>>332965883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQoqR4CKzBM
The doll is not real.
>>332934929
She is mine. Mine alone. Fuck off!
Any idea if Dark Souls 3 has better characters along the line of 1, instead of 2?
>>332966150
You can't bully her all by yourself!
>>332947820
All 2 of them?
>>332966714
DaS III seems to have the first bunch of outright angry characters as opposed to depressed or sad characters.
Why are firekeepers so cute?
>>332967424
Firekeepers where made for sex. Tending a fire is there side job.
>>332967535
>where
>>332967682
>there
>>332967682
Where, were same thing.
Am i the only one who wants porn of the Orphan of Kos?
>>332962652
waiting for someone to find link.
>>332967937
yes.?
>>332967937
probably
I can't tell if this guy was serious or not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaAYur447N0
>>332968108
anon, what the fuck is this?
>>332967424
>Firekeepers
>>332968318
A meme becoming reality.
>cute grills will never offer you their blood
i should have stayed in bed
>>332953738
I literally googled Saucy Bitch King and this was the first result. Learn to google.
>>332969368
strange times
>>332968108
>thats quite a lot of blood on you..
>hmm yeah u guess
>watch out so you dont get aids
10/10 desu
>>332967424
Sexiest armor in the game. Wish it wasn't so heavy tho.
>>332969448
>>332969684
fact: members of the healing church clergy are not sworn to celibacy, so long as they don't have children
>>332944993
Hunter would destroy CU
>>332969938
>brass armor
terrible idea, too soft
>>332967667
Maria was probably the most disappointing fight of the DLC. I was expecting her to be tough shit and rape my ass but I just parried her to death and beat her first time round.
Bosses should not be parried, it makes them far too easy.
>>332970274
>Gehrman without parrying
>>332969684
I have the most cringing boner right now.
>>332970274
if you don't parry her, she's actually pretty hard.
gehrman is piss easy as well, if you parry him to death
>>332967937
Orphan of Kos always had a nice butt I thought and Laurence too.
>>332969938
MUH BLING NIGGA
>>332970029
CU has too much poise, he is a wall
>>332970376
And Gascoigne and the dude who lives in the vileblood castle. All Fights that were simple as fuck due to parrys.
>>332970413
>if you don't parry her, she's actually pretty hard.
Thats my point, without parrys all these useless bosses would be hard as shit.
Orphan of Kos could be parried from behind but you would be lucky to get it.
>>332968108
>I only wish I could interact more with this kawaii doll over here, if you know what I mean.
My sides.
>>332969940
Where is your proof
>>332969684
Was Arianna a prostitute in the traditional sense, or was she just selling forbidden blood? It's kind of hard to tell in Yharnam.
>>332970818
fuck clients while also selling her special stamina-boosting blood
>>332935159
i want to lick marias puffy vulva!
>>332970818
i'm pretty sure sex and blood go hand-in-hand over in Y-town
>vampire blood or werewolf blood
Only the nurse is pure.
>>332971561
my little anon can't possibly be this naive!
>>332971561
>He doesn't know...
>>332971689
>>332971841
I know what happen to her, but her blood still the best.
>play through the game dozens of times
>don't get to see any kind of complex story
Where do I get the story from? All the item descriptions or what?
>>332972291
The story is real hidden as always, I can give you a summary of it if you want.
>>332972291
https://www.youtube.com/user/VaatiVidya
>>332972395
Please. I don't understand what the fuck is going on. At all. Am I in a dream entering dreams? Why? I'm helping some great one fighting other great ones? Why can a human help great ones?
>>332972291
>>332972638
Thread is about to die.
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