>Hey bro, have any gamer grub we can munch while we pwn?
do you, anon?
put on that frilly dress I got in my closet and munch on my dick you little fuccboi.
Smith's Chips m8
ew jesus that guy needs to watch his foot
>>332930757
*wash
>>332930841
No, he needs to watch it, because if he puts his grimy feet on my couch, we will have words
>>332930327
>moooooooom! Anon is speaking in tongues again!
>B-Bro why did you take your shoes and socks off bro?
>B-Bro this isn't japan you stupid homo
>FUUUUARK
Is couch co-op even a thing anymore? Fuck even Halo phased it out
>Try hitting R1 with your thumb, bruh! It's basically a free ticket onto the pro circuit!
>>332933303
couch co-op will always be a thing unless being homo stops being a thing
>>332930327
Yeah I have celery and water AND THAT'S IT
>>332934201
>wew, bruh... can we order some pizza then? :-/
Of course, I'm no noob.
>>332935847
>cashews of chaos
Every fucking time.
I have cheese and babaganoushe. Maybe some dark chocolate. Almonds if your lucky because that's my cheat meal
Nah bro, wanna throw down on a pizza or something?Boycott Doom until it adds a split screen campaign.
>>332936338
ohhh shiiit... I forgot my wallet bro... can I repay you somehow?
Got like 5 bottles of fiji water and some organic rice marshmallow treats
>>332936803
>yfw almonds aren't activated
What am I even fucking doing with my life.
>>332936749
Uhh.. What, nah man like.. I'll cover it, you get it next time or something.
>>332930327
You jest, but if ever I know I'll have certain company over I specifically buy pleb shit so they don't eat from my good stuff and force me to go grocery shopping prematurely.
Passive aggressive hosting 101.
>Hey, anon, just dropped by to see if you have any sugar I can bor-oh, Anon, you've got a friend over. A nice friend. Hi, I'm Emily, and you are...?
>>332937812
>DON'T KEK ME YOU BITCH
>>332937812
About to dp you
>>332937812
Well, you can call meL O N D O N
>>332936749
>one friends owns me 6 pizzas
>i own another friends 7 pizzas
>they don't eat pizza with each others
I hate some things in this world
