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Who keeps making these brilliantly simple games?
>>332913035
You're the fucker ruining my VIDEOGAME DISSCUSSIONS
>>332913035
One guy. It's all made by one dude, anon.
Plus stop spiriting this everywhere it hosts Ina create te best meme game f tourneys gags to stream every day and get thousand a did miners every feeler day
>>332913293
He asked who not how many
>>332912976
Oh, you're done selling out to le rabbit with your circle game?
>small guys can take out big guys
Great now it stays interesting
>>332912976
i did pretty decent until a few minutes ago
too bad the server is so shit
>trap someone in a circle
>make it smaller and smaller until they cant endlessly loop within
this is great
>>332914328
>gettin huge
>gobbling up a huge exploded snake
>suddenly dead
>there was a tiny snake not even a half inch long that zipped into the middle of the other snake remains
fug
>>332914328
>find big guy
>tag along him like a remora fish
>wait for him to run into someone bigger or encircle someone else
>take him out by zipping infront of him
This game's great
This one is too reliant on good servers which makes it suck.
Lag like shit for me.
>>332915771
Works on my machine
too borig
>>332915704
Yeah.
The only time I die is when a lag spike decides to fuck me over
>faggot tries to trap me
>dies somehow
>another faggot comes for his remains and tries to trap me too
>i kill him
>third faggot comes for the remains
>dies
got to 20th place in a few seconds
>9th
>little doodler makes a power play and expends his little 20 points to fuck me
>guzzles all my cum
Godspeed little doodle.
>>332912976
Haha holy shit this was fun. Getting huge and trapping people in a death spiral is hilarious
>>332917189
The most amazing thing is finding some fucker trying a death spiral and then enveloping him too. It's a risky manoeuvre.
>>332917463
That did happen once. Some medium dude was trying to encircle a little dude. I came by with my massive girth and started circling him. He desperately abandoned his attempt and tried to get away but crashed into me. Hah.
Then I died like a minute later to some small snek.
being a small snek and turbo turning into mega snakes and destroying them is the most fun i've had so far
Small sneks are OP.
I'd like an alternate version that's the same, except a snake that's a third of the size of your head can't hurt you.
>Trap 2 small snakes
>watch them battle to the death and set the winner free
All I need to do is call myself the Thunderdome and it will be a massacre
I make the dumbest mistakes in this game
>get big
>lag
>dead
fuck
>>332917594
Still doesn't beat the time that there was a small snake being encircled by a medium snake being encircled by me being encircled by a huge snake.
We were four gently circling concentric rings, I think we were just admiring what had just happened before one tried to break out and died.
>head to head collision
>always me thats dead
:/
dev, please don't be a sellout faggot
>>332917878
>trap 5 snakes
>they eventually get down to 1 snake
>realize i'm about to get trapped by an even bigger snake
>get the fuck out
i hope that last snake standing made it
>>332917878
>another anon who does exactly this
ONE SNAKE ENTERS
TWO SNAKES DIE
>>332917878
>trap 2 small snakes
>make them battle to the death
>kill the other anyway because they are infidels
>start up
>run into a giant
>he dies
What?
>>332917927
He needs to be to get better fucking servers
It's boring as fuck.
Is it made by the same retard who made agar? Anyone know how much money did that idiot make?
>>332912976
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS GAME RUN LIKE SHIT
ITS 2D FFS AND IM ON A DESKTOP THAT CAN RUN CRYSIS WTF
All to the centre, name yourself Thunderdome, we'll work together to trap as many snakes as we can and make them fight to the death for their freedom.
>>332918102
shit servers
>>332918102
It's not your computer, it's because of shitty netcode/servers.
>>332918102
dumb frogposter
I wish player names scaled with size. it's impossible to read anyone's name up in the thousands.
>>332917976
>One snake enters
>two snakes die
Oh I get it now. You are supposed to block others so they die. Now this is much better than agarshit because even a small guy can kill a big guy and you need an actual strategy.
Though it's still boring and runs like shit.
If you just spin in circles then power pellets keep spawning. I escaped the madness of the middle and went out to the map edge and just spun in circles growing.
>>332918014
>Be in a situation like this, I'm the bigger of the 2 snakes
>Kill the little snake while being circled
>Eat little snake, big snake can't get any small snek food
>Outplay the big snake by running against his edge making it almost impossible to circle me without going back outwards risking my freedom
>Big snek runs into me, I have killed not only my opponent, but also my captor
OUT
FUCKIN
SNAKED
Then whenever I get so big lag hits me too hard to handle. I need a better pc.
>>332918589
>runs like shit
This is my only problem with any .io game including this one.
KILL THE REDDIT SNAKE
FOR TRUMP
>>332918712
>winning a circle fight and becoming free eating all that juicy big snake
No better victory meal
>>332918712
it's not your pc the netcode/servers are fucking shit
how 2 go fast?
>>332918712
>I need a better pc.
It's because the netcode is shit. Even in a super small window the game lags terrible.
>>332918873
fart really hard
>>332918873
Hold M1 down.
It costs length though.
well that was fun for about 3 minutes
>>332918873
hold left click. It uses up some of your size so use it sparingly
>the most fun I've had in a video game in the past 5 years is from some shitty snake game
I don't know what this tells you about the industry, but this is so much fucking fun
Holy shit the small snakes are intimidating as fuck
they swarm you and kill you.
>>332918873
Hold left click, but it uses up your length
>>332918748
>get into top ten as "Donald Trump"
>net code shits the bed
>blowing your speed boost to trap a snek less than 20 units long
what the fuck, asshole. that didnt even pay off
>>332918929
This is way too obvious. Try to shill more subtly faggot.
would be better if you couldnt touch yourself either
>>332918873
Read the fucking intro, it has 3 tips.
>>332918895
>>332918807
I just assume it's my PC, because I have amazing internet but onboard graphics/no real graphics card. Hell I can't even run DotA 2 if you want a reference.
>>332918929
It tells you that innovation is EVERYTHING in game design. I have a few game ideasidea guybut I actually make some of my games. They're mostly non-existent in terms of development but a lot of thought and how to execute and program said thought exist in my head.
>>332913035
No idea, he keeps making these games to sell to Facebook though
>Giant snake gets fucking destroyed by 20 unit long snake
Holy shit i'm scared
>>332913035
>Who keeps making these brilliantly simple games?
Snake existed for over 10 years. Shill harder.
how do we kill choo-choo
that faggot is gonna wreck shop untill he is kill
>>332919174
Hope he lags, this game is heavily skill based, outskilling and lag are the only counters.
well at least i got to number 3... then i got taken out by a beginner snake lol
>server lag
>>332919407
How do you not lag until that point?
Can't this game be cheated like this:
-get a certain length
-go in circles
-no one can kill you and food keeps respawning
The way to prevent this would be that you can't touch yourself.
>>332919020
Idea guys can be good or bad.
The bad kind of idea guy, the commoner, is one that says "Oh, this game needs this!" or "I want a game that's like X but with Y!"; kind of like how Minecraft and Terraria keep adding new content that doesn't have any real significance to gameplay and they're both still mediocre games.
The good kind of idea guy is one who can think of a good core idea, something that's so clever that the rest of the pieces of the game fall into place, or maybe even the core idea is so good that once it's created the rest of the game evolves through emergent complexity, without having to actually be programmed in.
>size like 200
>some tryhard fuck the same size tries to trap me
>farts ahead of me and does a 180 straight into me and dies
fucking idiot
Hasn't anyone developed a script for this game yet?
agario had hacks almost immediately and this is 10x as fun
Playing on phone how do I zip?
>>332919571
No, because all they have to do is encircle you once, then keep circling. Your own coils will tighten until they can't escape.
Unless you mean get like twice as long as anyone else so you can't even be circled, while you do a massive circle of your own.
>name anthony burch
>just follow bigger snakes and eat their shit
>eventually collide into someone called 'cuck my gf'
heh
The lag by just being around a big snake completely kills the game.
How shit at coding do you have to be to fuck up this hard?
>big snake dies
>long trail of snake pellets for the taking
>divide the trail in half
>dumbass snakes trying to grab the pellets dive straight into me
>feast on their corpses
>>332919580
I am very self aware about what makes a good and bad idea guy, also game mechanics are very important. The downside is, while I think of very entertaining game design ideas, that could even make me profit without feeling pay to win...
I'm fucking lazy, getting a daytime job in the mean time so I can buy the stuff I need to motivate me to do game design on the side.
I'm also very inexperienced with code, and most of my code contains frankenstein code where I patch other codes together in a way I want it to work, or I ask for a lot of help. Most of my code when I intend to do something is instead of getting it to do the thing I want directly, I get code to do something close enough being very similar to the intended effect, just designed a different way.
>>332919770
The feeding frenzy when a long snake dies is chaotic as fuck. You should only really try your luck until 5k or so, and then just start encircling on the fringes.
>>332919020
>innovation
Fuck off, there is nothing innovative about this game. It's the same idea as the last one the guy made, just with snakes and a new way to die.
>>332919758
web devs dude
The player needs to have some sort of outline or unique color or something, I just got long and run into a snake with identical color that I thought was my own tail.
>bump heads with another snake
>I die while he plows through my corpse
How long until the dev jumps ship from here and caters to reddit's needs?
I see they already have their mascot.
>>332919758
I think browsers just suck. I bet it'd run well on Servo.
>>332919695
Too bad most circlers don't know this, and get intimidated by what's on the outside and dive in. If you play counter aggressively right, you can easily kill a bad circler and escape with bonus food.
>>332919892
>this isn't innovation
All his games have different mechanics, it is innovation you fuckhead, even if it's based off of an ancient arcade game. I bet you think agar.io is his first, but all his games are different.
Cursor was about co-op and screwing others over
Voar.io was about orbiting, getting mass points, and screaming in terror once the moon feature was released. RIP
Agar.io is pretty simple honestly, and unlike this snake game you can't outplay bigger people as easily (virus popping doesn't always work) and your cell deteriorates so you can't become the whole map.
In this snake game however, you can overlap yourself to turn around, use a speed boost at the cost of length, and it is much more skill based than it's earlier counterparts, closest being voar.io.
If you are saying agar.io and this are alike aside from eating to grow bigger and killing others, then you're one dense motherfucker. Especially since you can't easily kill someone just by touching them and being bigger. I replied to your bait.
found a new strategy, I call it the charge n' targe strategy.
How it works: found a dead snakes corpse? go ahead and eat it, oh dear, an enemy snake is eating it too!
What do I do?: CHARGE AT THAT MUTHAFUCKA, that piece of shit know that one of you is getting out alive, so he stalls out of the way and leave you to more food to eat.
What happens if I meet another charge n' targe snake?: see what happens when you charge him too. hes gotta move out of the way sooner or later
>>332919814
That's kind of why I want to learn how to do assembly code, but I've been having a hard time getting into it because there's very little information online on how to do it (There are no actual FASM tutorials) and if you make a thread on /v/ or /g/ asking for advice on assembly code the thread gets flooded with high-level coders screaming "Don't do assembly code, it's hard!" as if it's not already obvious.
I really want to do assembly code, it just sounds like it'd be so satisfying to have some code always do exactly what you tell it to do.
It sounds like one great way to learn assembly code would be to write the extremely simple basis of an OS in assembly and run that in a virtual machine (Less risky that way too), but I haven't seen a tutorial for doing that in FASM, only NASM.
>be big snake
>5 smaller snakes starts stalking you
oh fuck this is stressing
The hardest part about this are the frame drops.
Shit becomes a slide show in crucial moments
>>332920152
>I really want to do assembly code, it just sounds like it'd be so satisfying to have some code always do exactly what you tell it to do.
Just use C/C++ and occasionally check the assembly output. Great C/C++ programmers knows almost exactly what machine code the compiler will generate.
why is it every time i kill a reddit snake i die like 3 seconds later an i get a message that says
"that is problematic do not hurt the reddit snake, he was a good snake and wasnt doing anything wrong"
>this fucking lag and unresponsiveness
yeah no
>>332920056
yeah he also banned swear words, what a fucking faggot
The thing that others can encircle you kills the game. It's the same shit as in agar where big faggots can effortlessly eat you by splitting.
>>332920114
fuck off dev, make a non shit game for once
>>332920423
As I said, always there's someone saying "don't use assembly" if you try to talk about assembly.
It's fucking annoying and I've heard it countless times.
>>332920495
At least there was risk in splitting.
>>332920495
>The thing that others can encircle you kills the game.
No, you fucking retard. It's a very risky move, a long snake can easily be eaten by a medium snake if they do it.
Honestly, it's generally your own fault for getting encircled in the first place.
>reddit snake clearly runs into me
>doesnt die
and I'm out
fuck this game
>>332920114
Can you stop shilling your own game so hard? Jesus christ.
>>332920518
Well it's because it's stupid.
You most likely won't finish your projects, and it probably won't be faster.
If you won't to do assembly just because you're interested in it, then I suggest you try ROM hacking some of your favorite consoles. That kind of assembly is pretty fun.
x86/x64 is just a bitch and not at all fulfilling.
>trapped
>fucker gets greedy and actively makes the hole smaller
>too greedy
>bumps into my sneks carefully positioned tail
JUST AS PLANNED
>>332918912
Hahaha loll :pppp
>>332920786
How can anyone ever make that mistake?
I've never failed a circling, I make sure that I circle in the same direction as my prey so they can't catch me out with any sudden movements, and I let myself get smaller very slowly until they unexpectedly ram into me.
>>332920584
It shouldn't be possible to encircle someone and then keep him inside so easily. You should die when you touch yourself like in Snake.
>Become a 10k+ snake
>Little Snake spawns right in front of my face and kills me
>>332920981
if you died from touching yourself nobody would make it past 2k size
>see a huge snake circling around a bunch of small ones
>decide to follow it
>it dies and everyone charges in
>all the other snakes run into each other and die, somehow manage to come out on top with a length of 6000
>framerate starts choking
>lag into another snake and die
th-thanks
>can't name myself Nigger, Faggot or Anus
fuck this censored SJW game, get cancer you reddit sellout dev
bruh fuck me I got as high as #2
Was #3 on leaderboards for a few minutes
Get fucked Berniecuck
#MAGA
>>332921035
Happened to me a few minutes ago.
Except I was the wiener snake.
What does the moving orb do?
>>332921073
That's just regular censorship, faggot. You can't say "fuck" either.
im so sorry that was an accident
>>332920786
You fucker, my snake was like 6k or so!
>tfw australian internet
this fucking ping
>>332921073
>name myself "kill kikes"
>it gets changed to "kill people"
>tfw trapping people like a boa constrictor
Is it weird that this sort of control turns me the fuck on?
>be huge snake
>see respectable medium snake die
>immediately sprint and start circling the corpse
>trap a dozen little snakes in my realm
>>332921325
It would be weird if it didn't.
>>332921301
It's also high as fuck here in Yurop
Just buy more servers in different regions if you want people to play your game, dev
>asshole circles around me
Literally why do people like this exist?
>>332913035
Some brazilian dude I think
Time to get in on this before facebook discovers it
>mfw a huge snake traps me alone in a circle
What do you gain from this?
>>332921325
No.
shit can get pretty intense when little snakes are everyfuckingwhere on the screen
>two giant snakes go head to head
>one of them dies and tons of tiny snakes feed on the remains
the circle of life
Fuck you Chrillis
>this shit again for the 3rd fucking time
I want to get off Mr. Shekelstein's wild ride.
>>332921490
>>332921462
are you guys serious
this is how you play the game
l2e
HOW THE FUCK DO I DO A SPEED BOOST ON MOBILE
GODDAMN IT
>Trap a smalls snake
>visiblepanic.jpg
>Feel bad for him
>let him go
Slither on, snek
How do you kill other snakes? Just have their head collide with you?
>>332920152
Start with something older, x86 assembly is a big mess of shit with millions of instructions. Start with something much simpler, like 6508 (commodore 64) or Zilog80 (Gameboy, MSX, TI83+), there's plenty of resources for both of those processors.
How do you get to play the reddit snake, he seems OP. Or is it a bot?
dude leet lmao
Ruined by lag.
>>332921774
nevermind, it's the skins
>>332921774
Holy fuck this lag is unbearable
>>332921507
>manage to take on 3 big snakes by doing pro maneuvers
>eat the shit out of them and become HUGE
>suddenly a little snek comes out of nowhere and kills me
the old must make way for the young
>>332912976
>Named myself Nazi
>Did not get cool Nazi skin
:(
>snake tries to trap me
>winds up killing himself on accident while trying to entrap me
He didn't stand a chance
>Just spawned
>One of the top 10 sneks gets fucked and his bits go flying everywhere right next to me
>Start eating the fuck out of his bits
>Tens of others are also trying eat his bits
>In the chaos, lots of other sneks, huge and small, perish in the frenzy
>Just minding my own business, consuming whatever crumbs come my way, just trying to survive
>Slither away once the frenzy ends
>In no more than a minute after I spawned, I have already climbed into the top 10 myself, getting as high as 4 before dying to lag
It was so much fun actually. I think I'm done playing though.
Lag really ruins a "fun timewaster" of a game
>another snake and I charge into each other's heads
>he kills me and leaves unscathed
ok
How the hell do I change skins?
>>332921773
Wow, I never noticed how messy x86 assembly was.
But if I'm using a x86 processor, wouldn't I have to use a x86 instruction set?
>>332922107
Share this game on your Facebook(tm)!
>>332922128
gay
L A G
A
G
Suffers from the same shit as agar. Big guys can way too easily kill small guys. Big snakes have bigger boost, they can easily block your way.
Kill yourself dev.
the fucking input lag is horrible
I fucking hate this lag so fucking much.
>>332922107
In Chrome there's button on left bottom.
This game is so rage inducing
I just died without running into anyone. I assume it's because another snake was in front of me a few seconds ago but the server hasn't caught up with that data.
Dropping this until they add more servers and eliminate the huge latency
It's an even laggier version of Agar
>>332912976
hoy do you go fast like all these other faggots.
>>332922208
Git big and you will understand how wrong you are
>>332922208
At least there isn't mass decay, so big players don't feel pressured into being tryhards but instead can just have fun being huge.
Like, I only rarely have players trying to encircle me.
KILL ALL REDDIT SNAKES
>>332922490
Hold left-click
The hit detection is fucking shit. Died 2 times while the other one should die instead.
>>332922490
click mouse button
>>332922123
Yeah, but you really might want to stay away from x86 for now. Just take a look at this beast of a book:
http://www.intel.com/content/dam/www/public/us/en/documents/manuals/64-ia-32-architectures-software-developer-manual-325462.pdf
Yep, that's nearly FOUR THOUSAND pages, of which around 1500 are dedicated for the instruction set reference alone. If you want a modern system to practice assembly on, consider getting a microcontroller. Arduino is AVR-based, so it's rather simple, and it has a metric assload of documentation, examples and addons available for it
btw whoever Trump2016 was, sorry i pushed your shit in.
- ISIS
>>332922587
Yeah, head-on collisions are more or less a coin toss, though usually I die first. It should just kill both sneks at once
pretty cool, just zerging fast into big sneks for fun. then got bored. thx autismadd
servers a shit like usual
>>332922123
No, because you can emulate platforms you're writing core for. C64 is so simple, you can emulate it in your browser, there's an online compiler somewhere. You can easily find z80 and 6502 compilers and linkers.
Pic related is a shitty attempt at z80 assembly for gameboy, I tested displaying text on screen and injecting my own font (small dick in top right).
>>332922526
>just have fun being huge
You are full of shit. Nearly everyone close to me tries to boost and kill me while I just want to eat food. Lots of tryhard idiots.
>>332922308
I don't see it even with adblock off
>Battling out with another big snake, Mike
>little reddit shit speeds in front of me
I'm sorry Miia...we were so close getting you on the leaderboard ;_;
Good luck getting big because little shits take advantage of your lag and kill you without you being able to dodge
lmao the server lags and i instantly die...GOOD GAME
>only one snake dies if it's head-on-head collision
shit game
>boost infront of someone
>clearly infront of him by a large margin
> a second passes of him going through my body
>I die and he warps back into proper position
thanks
>terrible framerate whenever there are multiple worms on screen
good idea, bad execution
>>332922596
But wouldn't a x86 processor have all the same instructions as a simpler processor?
It should be just as easy to use a x86 processor while avoiding any weird instructions that wouldn't show up in a simpler processor.
Plus, a microcontroller doesn't sound like a practical platform for testing assembly, a virtual OS would be the best environemnt.
>>332922773
So I can play with assembly code for a virtual Commodore 64 in my browser?
Neat, I'll try that out!
if you're light blue you're scum
Are you fucking serious?
>>332922898
yup
tutorial with example code you can compile and execute:
https://skilldrick.github.io/easy6502/
emulator:
http://www.6502asm.com/
>>332922983
Cmon dude, it's 2016!
>>332922894
>one big snek gets killed
>game fucking tanks
>when it catches back up, I'm already dead
>>332922983
You can press the button to share on twitter, close without actually sharing it, and still get the skins
The only good time is when some tryhard dickshit trys and kills me and dies in the process. I'm just trying to make a big snake here why you gotta try and be a dick homie.
>tfw trapping a snake larger than you
>>332912976
Are these reddit snakes?
That was pretty amusing, thanks OP.
>>332922783
Adding new content won't change the fact that you lose the sense of being a hardened cave explorer only a few hours in at the most.
Starbound has the same issue, one moment you're having to manage supplies and cautiously navigate a cave system, and then on a permanent basis you're ploughing through rock at high speed or flying everywhere blowing everything to pieces.
>See a reddit snake
>Head over to trap him
>He runs into my snake
Typical reddit shitter.
>>332923152
yes yes, we're all very impressed
JUST
how to go fast
>>332923373
why are ledditors so fucking retarded?
>>332923375
fuck off
>>332923027
>http://www.6502asm.com/
i will look into these, i want to learn some coding
thx
>>332923479
fuck you you piece of shit
>>332923481
fuck of shitter
you will always stay a dumbass
i was #1 and died to itty bitty snake
rip
the eyes are too goofy they look out of place
>>332923375
alt+f4
>get big
>have a horde of little fuckers trying to kill you
EVERYTIME
>literally 5 times bigger than another snake
>I get eaten
0 / 10 wont play again
the satellite game was the best
Fuck you if all worked together we could get big
Fucking reddit snakes
>>332923834
i didn't think to do that because i'm too scared of the big guys
but i will do it now
>>332923373
That's the most pants on head retarded idea. It'll just divide the already tiny userbase. It's literally the worst idea of the bunch.
>>332923917
Agar.io was the best
If a big guy traps you in a circle, just circle around his inner circle so that he's unable to make his circle more narrow
>>332923932
you gotta make them run into you, then they will explore into little giblets for you to eat.
>>332923917
>>332923932
you gotta make them run into you so they explode into little giblets for you to eat
>Can't have (´・ω・`) as a name
Shit game.
>>332923373
>none of the options are better servers
dum
>>332924004
before teaming became widespread it was amazing
The bigger you get the harder the game gets
What kind of shit design is this at least agio once you got big you trashed everything for half an hour
>>332924106
>not squeezing yourself as tiny as you can to bait him to make it smaller and then quickly hit him in the face with your body
It's risky but you have nothing to lose.
>destroying a bunch of reddit snakes
Is there a better pleasure?
>still tiny snek
>see some remains lying around close to big snek but no biggie, I can get it
>suddenly the circle closes
>realize this nigger set a trap and I've been baited
What was Voar.io about, how did you play it?
>>332923917
>Satellite game
Tell me more
>>332924547
>>332924602
you played as a little spaceship circling around a planet
sometimes there's been other bigger planets passing by and you had to avoid them, etc
it was the funnest
I did it! Miia on the leaderboard!
Also killed one of those redditshitters a bit later
>>332924547
voar was the only good one out of all these pieces of shit i've played.
>>332924694
>implying click.io didn't exist
Cunt
>>332924694
>voar was the only good one out of all these pieces of shit i've played.
yep, only problem was that too many played suicider only to fuck with other
>>332924526
>next level snaking
>>332924389
It was piece of shit from the beginning. Splitting viruses killed it completely though.
lol
>>332925124
MLG
>>332924694
Someone please explain what is happening here.
>>332924430
It's called balance.
>restart
>immediately next to remains of big snake
>two niggas coming in fast
>hit both head on at the same time
>they die and I steal their juice
who /pilotfish/ here?
>>332925336
i'm koi
pretty fun, looks more promising than agar
>grow big in size
>even bigger snake encircles me
>even bigger snake encircles us both
>2 min pass
>huge ass 3 seconds lag
>they are both dead
>at least 10000 food
>die like retard because of greed 3 seconds after
>Pretty big
>Lag spike
>Crash into Snek
>Die
>other big snek moves in to eat
>crashes into tiny snek
>See a dozen tiny sneks feasting on all you can eat banquet before screen turns black
>>332925180
You start on Earth and click to increase your speed. You have to space out your clicks properly to achieve orbit and survive as long as possible.
>>332924004
Voar.io was better, but got deleted.
>get score up to 13039.1
>lag causes me to plow into some microscopic snek and die
I hope you enjoy all that food, faggot.
Holy shit the servers are doodoo.
>>332923373
>almost half the votes are for team shit
>almost half of the remaining votes are for more skins
>>332925124
top snek
>hit small snake
>I die
Uh what? What determines which of Us dies?
>Be a big snake
>start to circle some small ones
>panic
>server lag
>you r ded
>made it to 46000
>smash into a snake I was trying to encircle while not paying attention
Ouch. When you get big enough, the game gets super easy. I spent my time on the fringes encircling medium sized snakes or small Redditors.
When you're big, the only danger is the insane melee in the center area, small snakes can easily take you down if there are enough of them
>The guy who killed me died instantly
My latency is so terrible I can't move an inch without veering wildly out of control and crashing into the side of some fucking reddit snake
Oh well. At least the Germans and Russians have decent connections, hey?
Does going turbo snek make you lose girth or something?
>20Mb/s Internet
>Microstutters constantly
>Speed takes 0.5 seconds to kick in
>>332915031
>get trapped like this
>swoop in and kill him when he recklessly pokes his head in
>>332925496
>click a few times and after that you lose control and hope no-one crashes into you while you orbit on the outer edges of the play area
At least agar.io keeps you playing
>>332925805
Honestly, it's an easy fix. The top 5 or top 3 players should be highlighted on the minimap. It's otherwise far too easy to sit in a relaxed area and slowly pick off 500 sized targets who can't possibly challenge you until you're the size of the moon.
>>332924694
>tfw orbiting dangerously close in the first layer for SUPER RAPID POINTS, then going to the outer layers once you hit 3000 points and have made it for life
Feels good making fast cash in the danger zone. It was a damn shame when that game got removed...
>>332926072
yeah you gotta be careful of that
also lately theres been these little fuckers that go around on the outside you so if you poke your head out in a bad spot they'll catch you
holy fuck this lag lmao
>All the poll options are for "muh team" or shitty skins
>No localised server options
>>332925949
>At least the Germans and Russians have decent connections
nah not really
>>332925727
Well anon, have you ever played snake? I know many underaged don't understand the rules of this game, but it's very simple.
The reddit skin snakes are the worst. Picking off people who have only just spawned. The worst part is knowing all of them are probably you faggots.
>big snake traps me and another snake
>I run into the other snake
>snake that trapped us goes in to eat me
>other snake kills him
>Got in the top 10
That's it. My life isn't going to get any better than that.
>>332926101
Well gravity got added later so you needed to keep clicking, also clicking to dodge.
>>332926752
Not so peaceful if you made it in the top ten.
>>332912976
>get big
>circle a guy
>another guy circle around me
>another guy circle around him
>another guy circle around him
my reign as the ravager has come to an end
Boosting is way too OP. You can boost till you have mass. What retard thought this is OK?
>>332927087
If everyone can use something OP, it makes it balanced, no?
>agar.io meets tron
I fucking hate reddit
>>332926957
I just cruised around the the outer fringe the entire time.
Took forever, though.
>>332927228
>Team Fortress 2 in a nutshell
>play reddit snake
>harass big snakes
>boost in front of everyone
How to get big fast:
>be around big snake
>he will die fast
>eat his stuff
>>332927251
why is black and anything brightly coloured fucking tron all of a sudden?
got to number 6 as 'peaceful snek' before I found myself in the shitstorm that is the middle
The number 1 guy was a fucking reddit snake and chased me for ages, couldn't get me though because I used autism barrier
impenetrable
I like this game.
>>332927519
it's the racing game from Tron you idiot
>>332927612
>mfw I'm one of the Reddit Sneks who does nothing but cruise the middle to trip up big sneks
>it's another "shitty br will sell out and cry to Reddit" level
Who the fuck is that giant nigger out the outlands of the map?
>>332927763
I DIED BECAUSE OF YOU
>ctrl+R=HACKS is on leaderboards
>bunch of top tenners start disappearing
Cheeky fuck
>>332927912
what does it do?
why do I die after I eat clearly smaller than me worms?
>>332928052
Hacks
![The-risk-I-took-was-calculated-but-man-am-I-bad-at-math[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lv6RDV9.jpg "The-risk-I-took-was-calculated-but-man-am-I-bad-at-math[1]")
>Get to fifth place after like 25 minutes of outer edge scavenging
>Go to the middle
>Battle it out until I become #9
>Pussy out, start living on the outskirts
>See other giant outsiders on my vacation
>Fall off the leaderboard, get greedy and go in again due to lack of action
>Bump into some midget gobbling some remains with me and die
>>332928052
Why don't you just try it on this page here?
>>332928167
Yeah, it gets really fucking hard dodging the little shits when your turn radius is their entire fucking length.
>wanted to play mgs3 today
>ended up playing snake eater instead
>>332921634
Double tap, retard
The one advantage over agar is that you can play this just to troll others. Being small is more fun than being big.
>>332928167
yeah whenever i get over 3000 i start moving outwards
and if you are in a busy area and a big dude dies, circle around a portion of the sparkles for yourself and keep your head covered. being greedy will get you killed.
retards are still going to be going kamikaze into there.
>>332928887
> mfw kamikazeing the 1st guy on the scoreboard with a 1000 point snake
>>332928887
Guy you replied to, got 11k length then died in a greedy middle brawl because I love action. 11k and I wasn't even on the top 10.
> see a huge snek bullying a little snek by coiling around it and slowly constricting it
> even though I'm smaller, I'm able to constrict him because he's coiled up
Revenge bitch
>catching bigger snek
feels good
There's nothing more satisfying than encircling someone and slowly making the area they can move in lesser until they finally die.
How would you improve this game /v/?
>region servers
>improve performance
>kill notification
>>332929624
Trap someone, watch them cry, then at the last second let them go... only to catch them off guard and kill them anyway.
Is it just me or is this piece of shit really laggy? Are the servers shitting themselves?
STUPID LITTLE NIGGER WORMS
Why does it seems those fucktards have no lag? They can react too fast. Wouldn't be surprised if the game is full of bots. Not worth playing, keep randomly dying all the time and the big faggots block the way to food all the time.
>>332929920
laggy for everyone here
I just realized the boost makes you lose mass.
I'm retarded.
I wish they had a kills counter.
laggy piece of shit
Would it be possible for ome turbo autist to get big enough to encircle the entire arena, slowly kill everyone, and essentially win the game?
>>332930512
Dude use your brain for a minute.
Worms will just spawn outside
>>332928705
You can just keep throwing yourself at bigger fuckers to trip them up
>>332919020
What intro
>>332930573
Isn't there a size limit on the arena?
>>332930573
The coils get tighter though, so wouldn't there be some theoretical point where you're so big that you can stay on the edge while your massive body spirals all the way to the center?
>>332930809
Yes you die if you touch it too
>>332923092
>the encirclement of a greater snake by a lesser snake
I salute you, hannibal
>when you're in the top 10 and some tiny shitter rams himself into you
What retard coded this? Guy goes left-right-left-right next to me and is as fast as I going in a straight line.
>Some big guys die
>Tons of tiny pellets
>Instead of eating the pellets, I circle them, others try to get inside and die to me
>The process repeats
I feel like one of those alluring insect trapping plants.
>almost top ten
>boost to kill some other big snake
>sucessfully cut him off by mere centimeters and get the kill
>lag sets in and i keep boosting straight into my doom
The lag really kills this game for me. Was fun for a few minutes though.
Is it supposed to run like shit?
Whats more fun, trapping people or being trapped and trying to get out?
>>332931626
Creating the Thunderdome and trapping two people. The winner gets to leave.
>bigger snakes are faster than smaller ones
FAIL
>>332931757
It would be impossible to be big if it was the other way around.
>>332931812
That's why boost exists and you can use your body as cover. That retard can't into game balance.
>Some huge fucker dies and you gorge yourself on the remains
>someone else dies trying to beat you to the punch
>5 people end up this way near you
This game
>Spent ages at number one position
>Killed by swarm of tiny sneks because muh turning circle
>start game
>do this
Post yfw
Game is fun but as soon you get big the lag spikes are terrible, more than being happy of seeing a giant worm exploding I start becoming worried because I know I'll get 10fps
>>332931985
Low-tier kill.
>>332931985
>hardly any lag
hi dev, good shilling
>giant 1k plus snakes killing just spawned snakes
Why?
>>332931626
>Cake - "I will survive"
pfffttt
Also favorite skins anons?
I go rainbow skin, best color, best boost visuals, rainbro's out there but not all of them are. Circling redditfags of any size any day.
Any other multicolor skin is good, plain skin is pleb unless it's your favorite color, you're going with a fitting joke name with it, or you honestly don't like the other skins.
Only downside of being a rainbow snek isyou can't screenshot and say "We did it reddit" When you get #1 without it being actually reddit
>>332932059
Yes, the best kind.
>fresh spawn, 150ish length
>giganigga tries to entrap me
>estimate the spot where the circle would connect and punch it
>the guy narrowly loses the race and explodes
I was half-expecting to see a giant snake going in circles to act as a barrier.
>>332931985
There's worse face moments than that
>You're near middle
>Lag hits
>You're going fast for whatever fucking reason
>YFW you narrowly dodge near death experiences
Freaks me out so bad.
>>332912976
>http://slither.io/
>mfw moving right into giant fuckers and fucking them up
this br did it again
>>332919117
That is obviously now what me meant..
The outlands seem to have no lag at all, but there's fuck all going on though. It's a lonely life out here.
>>332932132
You got a fucking problem with cake you double nigger
>>332932259
Become that giant snake anon. Eat everything and avoid all snake contact until you become godly sized after hours. Slowly circle the outside until you start to constrict the entire map. You are snake god now.
>>332932130
When I got to around 25K size, they fucking follow you around in a swarm to try and make you slip up. When you start killing them they tend to back off
>tfw winning a duel against another snake around the same size as you
>tfw devouring a big snake that tries to eat you
trying to cuck big snakes is more fun than trying to survive.
>353
fuck, what do the glowing moving orbs do?
>be tiny snek
>gobble up bits for a minute or two
>superspeed kamikaze in front of the redditor sneks
Feels good man.
>>332932394
>tfw snakes crash and weenies rush in for the spoils and all crash into each other and you just wait until everyone has crashed into each other
>>332932526
Not much, just more mass than normal orbs.
>mfw following one of the giant fuckers and just feeding off the carnage around them
I feel like those fish that stick to sharks to get bits of their leftovers
>MFW DISCOVERING YOU CAN MOVE THROUGH YOURSELF
THIS ISN'T HOW SNAKE WORKS YOU FUCK
>>332932898
snakes coil over themselves
I like how this time there's no way you can team up effectively
>1561.9
fuck I just realized you can boost
>>332932898
Except for the fact that's exactly how snakes work.
>spawning in the center of the map
pro tip focus redditors they tend to be dumber
>lost to reddit
I bring shame upon all of us. Time to commit sudoku.
>>332912976
it took me way too long to figure out right click was boost
Much better than agar.io, i actually had fun trapping people and seeing them try to get away.
Easy as shit to be in the leads when you know what to do
Too laggy, but it's fun as fuck.
>>332933187
>Feeling trapped?
>Doing really well
>Snake is nice and long
>Three little tiny shitters float onto my screen
>Game hangs
>ded
No thank you.
>Tfw you slip up
>You know there's a 90% chance you won't make it out alive
>Bigger snakes start watching from the sidelines, your circle gets smaller and smaller
>Lag sets in due to more and more bigger snakes coming near
>The last thing you see after you shatter and your screen turning to black is a bigger snake then circling your constrictor
>>332932949
>>332933069
I MEANT THE TRADITIONAL SNAKE GAME FUCKERS
>>332925124
Is this how the game's supposed to run?
For me it chugs for like 1 second and pauses for 1 second. It's fucking impossible to play when boosting.
Like all those .io games, the lag kills it. It could be quite fun, if it would allow actual reaction to sudden boosts.
>>332933427
It was posted by the dev. There's no way it would run so well else.
>>332933427
Where do you live?
I live in south america and its lag city
>>332925124
Sure is easy being MLG when you're not lagging.
I just died ;_;
>>332933426
Nobody cares about traditional snakes nigga.
>>332933370
>Mfw doing this to a giant ass Snake
>Mfw getting all of his shit
I'd love one of these sorts of games with basic evolution paths in exchange for your size.
I kill every reddit skin I see, no matter how well I'm doing and no matter if I die too
>Snaked named Anthony Burch
>Its a little pathetic snake chasing after the big black snakes
>>332933187
Witnessed and respected.
>>332933935
>kill a big snake
>suddenly all these tiny fuckers swarm to mooch my kill
>get killed in the clusterfuck
every damn time
>get to size 10k
>trap two snakes in
>Let them fight to the death.
>Trap another after one dies
I wonder who will end up being the best snake in my arena?
>Get to 21 000 length
>Get shit on by some nanoworm
>guy named "im new" obliterates 2 5000 point snakes without even moving
>>332934113
Update to consume snakes who's length is smaller than your head when? If they are longer than your head by even an inch you still get death, but I mean if you can fit their whole body in 1 circle then why not?
>>332934221
Fuck that, it's great as it is. The shitty poll asking to add teams is going to ruin it when it gets introduced.
>>332934221
then it just becomes agario
>>332934284
>Reddit team
Jesus christ
>big snake goes by
>see it pooping a trail of dots
>follow it while eating its poop
Other people do this right?
>>332934284
>There are people who voted anything but orange
1000> sized snakes detected. It lags insanely once you get huge
>>332934284
>>332934318
It's way different from agar.io. You literally need to be over 100x bigger or more for 1 of your circles to be bigger than someones whole body
>>332934284
>Teams in this game
Jesus christ, this is gonna be bad.
Holy fuck this is fucking impossible.
The game lags the whole time.
>>332934113
that picture is reddit tier
>>332934409
This.
The lag makes it near unplayable most of the time, and in the late afternoons and nights my time, 100% unplayable past 1K.
Servers not running on a Microsoft Tandi when?
>>332934221
That defeats the whole purpose of the game.
>tfw you are a giant snake
>tfw you come across another giant snake with the same color as you
WHOSE TAIL IS THIS DAMMIT IS IT MINE OR YOURS
is this really fucking laggy for anyone else?
>>332934062
Hey fuck you.
Anyone have a list of simple little browser based online games like this?
>have around 9k length, trying to chill out at the outskirts
>some nanosnek constantly tails me and always attempts to kill me when he finally gets enough length to boost
>fuck this, entrap him
>instead of going in for the kill, leave him circling in the confined space while continuing on my merry way
> small snake
> FUCKHUEG snake just died
> other small snakes moving in.
GOTTA GO FAST
I bet all the thunderdome crap is posted by the shilling dev.
>>332934026
>I'd love one of these sorts of games with basic evolution paths in exchange for your size.
What do you mean?
>>332934631
It's really fucking laggy for everyone cause .io can't into servers for shit.
>>332934580
I lost once when I was like 16k~ or so like that.
>>332934376
I do that too
Follow big snakes then eat their remains and killsteal them
>>332934752
Not him, but probably the stupid shit like weapons on the Poll.
>Sacrifice length for a permanent poison spit
>Sacrifice length for a barbed tail you flail with q/e
etc.
>>332934576
>>332934284
>>332934318
ITT people don't understand the difference between blob is eaten by slightly bigger blob vs GIANT FUCKING ANDACONDA WITH LENGTH OF 100000 eats microsnake who's entire body length is half the size of it's head and is around 20 in length.
rip
>>332934798
>cause .io can't into servers for shit
All these games are made by different people (except for Voar and Agar, those two are by the same guy, I think).
Everyone just uses .io because it's cheap and associated with these small games.
>>332935034
No, we understand the difference perfectly. Your idea sucks, get the fuck out.
>>332934926
>getting to over 5000 length
>start encircling nanoworms, watching them try to escape
Is this what a vore fetish feels like?
>>332934580
Here's a trick to know your shit: Speed up.
>>332934926
.io games are more about psychology than weapons and tacked on bullshit
>>332935034
the principle is the fucking same and wouldn't make the game any different from agario if you could just eat any smaller players
FUCK YOU SQUIRMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey guys what if instead of getting snakes to run into you, you could just swallow snakes that are smaller than you
And what if you could split up your snake into smaller snakes
And what if there were giant viruses that made your snake explode
And what if the snakes were giant balls instead
>Finally become a big snake
>Game slows to a crawl
>Baby snakes are hounding my shitter like vultures
Big snake is no fun.
why are the reddit snakes so fucking aggressive
>be a small snake
>get big kill
>bigger snake comes along and eats your kill
o-okay then..
>neck in neck with another snake of the same size
>both of boosting
>he slams into me and somehow moves ahead of me even though I'm going straight and not altering my path at all
>I die
nice game
>>332935207
>.io games are more about psychology
they are about autism and luck you fucktard
>>332935207
>>332935093
The point would be to prevent people from literally spawning in your face instagibbing you. Sorry for trying to fix a problem in the game, and yes I get that snakes can't run into other snakes but are you telling me that if you step on a ladybug outside that it would even affect you?
I'm pretty sure anyone with a length above 100 wouldn't be able to be eaten due to the requirement being your head bigger than their whole body, and unlike a whale you won't get massive from eating plankton.
>>332935283
They're autistic.
>>332935034
It's not eating though, it;s simply to avoid/bump into other players. If your idea was implemented then a single snake could rule the entire map with no competition whatsoever.
>caught inside a big snek with another guy
>big snake kills other guy
>manage to kill the big snake
RIP ;_;
Fuck you, Putin! You crashed into ME but I died?!
>>332935409
Read
>>332935385
It would take a snake with a size of over a million to eat a 100 sized snake in one bite. You aren't thinking about how head size scales compared to length.
>>332934926
No no, that would be unbalanced.
It would mostly be minor shape or stat swaps with an appropriate pattern.
>>332935207
>the principle is the fucking same and wouldn't make the game any different from agario if you could just eat any smaller players
Except not at all. Being big and being the target of suicidal wormlets is the price you pay for being to get free kills on people you can constrict. If you lose the ability to get gibbed by tiny players than it completely removes that dynamic.
I like the idea but with that lag it's just an rng shitfest.
>>332935385
>The game sucks because it doesn't cater to me
>>332935426
>me and some other snake get encircled by a fuckhuge snake
>worry ensues
>look at what chances I have
>boost straight into the head of the big snake trying to coil us further
>kill him and get both of us freed and extra free points
Fucker should be thanking me right now.
>>332935487
in soviet Russia something something..
This game has made me realize that holding down the LMB is the equivalent to flooring the gas pedal to avoid a traffic accident, and sometimes by miracle it works.
>>332935385
The logic behind it is completely irrelevant.
Instead of trying to fix a minor issue by changing the one thing that makes it special, changing the respawning script so it doesnt put players close to other actors is a much better solution.
Sorry, but your idea is silly.
>mfw witnessing the death of a top 10 snakie
>suddenly tens of snakes of all sizes trying to eat it
>snakes dying left and right
If big one dies next to you, you are guaranteed dead.
>>332935169
>THEY SPEED UP AT THE SAME TIMES AS YOU BECAUSE THEY'RE CHECKING TO SEE WHICH TAIL IS THEIRS TOO
how do you speed up also top fucking kek
>Big dick snake circling me
>Bigger dick snake starts circling him
>And another
>Three beatural dicks coiling around each other
>Monster dick shows up, starts to brush against the outter dick, which panics and sets of a chain reaction
>Entire screen is now glowing dick remains
>>332935591
>Say it won't make the game like agar.io, note that head size scales very poorly compared to body size
>Largest person on server record was 100k
>Note that anything over 100 wouldn't be able to be eaten because the way length scales compared to head
>This is the best counterargument you can think of, mocking me
>>332935682
This would be a perfectly fine alternative, however it would result a lot in putting short stacks in the outters of the map just so people don't spawn too close
>>332935818
hold mouse 1
if you dont know what mouse 1 is kill yourself you noob piece of filthy shit fuck off faggot we all hate you die die die
>>332935860
Not even the person who called it agar.io you fucking retard. It's just a shit idea. Fuck off to somewhere else.
The lag sucks all the fun out of this game.
>tfw you get taken out by a newborn baby snake
>>332935916
>if you dont know what mouse 1 is kill yourself you noob piece of filthy shit fuck off faggot we all hate you die die die
Calm down, normalfag
>>332935947
I never said you were, on the other hand I never claimed the game sucked so you're just slinging shit just to sling it, when at least one other person has given detailed constructive criticism.
>>332935825
Can't we all just get along?
There's no point trying to get big because you die randomly.
Also being small you can't fuck up big ones because they are faster and can use their body as cover.
>>332936098
>you can't fuck up big ones
You can easily fuck up the bigger guys when you're tiny if you know what you're doing.
>>332936098
Everybody is equal speed. Big snakes just get basically infinite boost because the amount they siphon off is insignificant compared to their total mass.
>>332936045
you need to be fucking off right now sir
this game sucks shit compared to his other ones.
can't eat other snakes.
faggots abusing lag to make you run into them.
etc.
could have been fun if you could just eat the snakes instead of this gay TOUCH ANYTHING AND YOU DIE mechanic.
>>332936180
>sir
Just crawl back to plebbit, nigger.
>>332936213
>touch anything and you die mechanic
If there wasn't such godawful lag, it'd be great.
All those small guys trying to in front of me
not todayt fuckers
bring back the fucking satellite game
>>332936213
Absolutely not you utter casual
Doing shit like that would ruin the game
>>332936213
>never played snake
fucking kill yourself with a nuke
>Spawn in the warzone
>See a small snake passing through
>Eat some food and wreck his shit
>Wreck a giant snake in the way
>Become big as fuck in seconds
>Get killed by another shortie
This fucking game.
>>332936098
>if you are small you can't fuck up big ones
spoken like a true scrub
>>332936241
get out of my store and come again
>>332936213Git gud
>>332936310
>>Doing shit like that would ruin the game
no it would make it much more fun.
right now it's just spawn and try to get the big guys to run into you due to lag and then quickly eat their sparkly guts.
if you could chase snakes to eat them it would be more fun. certainly more fun than voar.io was because circles are annoying.
>there are people in this thread who believe you should be able to spawn right in front of someone elses face to gib them and despite the bigger snake being unable to have a good turning radius to avoid it, claim it's fair.
those small snakes spawn in front of you like fucking wizards using a teleport spell, how is it fair a 10 size can beat a 10 million just because they joined at the right time randomly at the right place?
>Get in between two giant snakes
>None of them can get me without hitting the other one
>Start getting huge
>Can't maneuver
>Crash into them
>>332936172
>>332936098
Big snakes are impossible to beat 1v1, if they play without making any single mistake. They have more potential in encircling you. However, if you team up, you can approach his head from both sides, and he has to turn somewhere, taking huge risks.
>>332936319
It's actually really funny killing a giant snake as a tiny one. You then suddenly gain between 2-10k mass, and turn into the giant you hated.
>>332936462
>>332936504
Get better Internet you third world shits.
OH MY FUCK. I NOW KNOW WHY PEOPLE CHOOSE THE REDDIT SNAKE.
YOUR HEAD BOBBER COUNTS AS A COLLIDABLE OBJECT. I JUST HIT A REDDIT SNAKE'S BALL AND POPPED.
>>332936504
Obviously something that can be fixed with a little script algorithm
any big guys get killed by a little guy called magog?
>remember and look at agar.io
>all that added on bullshit
Why did it have to happen this way
>>332936565
>Get better Internet you third world shits.
fuck off retard, learn to shill your game better fucktard
if you have no lag you can be only the dev
>>332936565
I have 100 mbps download / upload and the latency is still high as fuck for me.
Good connection on the client side can't fix shitty servers.
Stop being tech illiterate you fucking monkey
>>332936565
>Get better Internet you third world shits.
I have google fiber.
I still lag.
you should not be able to be killed by anything larger than you or within 10% of your size. anything smaller that runs into you should simply be eaten.
this prevents people spawning as shrimps and taking out big guys due to lag, and lets the big guys actually have a game to play besides "avoid the little guys that teleport in front of you"
>>332936241
I sure will le sir nigger
>>332936668
Get back to work in your cubicle farm Yogesh.
literally the only thing that kills is the fucking atrocious lag
http://poal.me/krnr82
why
>>332936634
it looks like a parody
jesus
>>332936565
Wrong
>>332936602
Right
Fuck this shit, I was rank 20 and then the game lags out and freezes
Oh god this game is fantastic. Terrifying, too.
At any second you could lose the lag fight. Keep a cool head and you'll survive but panic or zoom too soon and you're fucked.
>>332936743
>>you should not be able to be killed by anything larger than you or within 10% of your size. anything smaller that runs into you should simply be eaten.
I worded this wrong. You should ONLY be able to killed by things larger than you, and things smaller than you but at least 90% of your size. anything else that you run into or runs into you should be absorbed.
>>332936743
>>332936728
>>332936668
>My internet sucks and because of that the game is bad :((((
>I have no fucking clue how to play, make the game play how I want it to
Is this what /v/ is reduced to? Shitposting retards who can't play browser games?
>>332936768
fuck off autist
Who here is just refreshing the game until they spawn in front of a big guy and suicide rush it?
Too unresponsive
>>332937035
>google fiber
>internet sucks
i guarantee i have faster internet than you.
>>332937035
One more time: stop being tech illiterate and learn how internet works you third-world monkey.
>kill 3 big sneks in a row
>get greedy
>go in for another kill
>immediately run into reddit snek
war is hell
>>332937035
I hope your trolling, I really do.
>>332931985
>>332932290
>Tfw you lag through a snake and don't die
>>332937035
fuck off autist, troll harder autistic shit
>be getting pretty huge
>trying to crush some fag
>suddenly ded
>freshly spawned reddit worm zips away
>>332937034
And then it's literally just that other shitty game. It's a terrible idea.
>tfw you resort to eating worm poo
>>332912976
>become largest in the server
>slithering next to another big snake
>suddenly 3 second lag spike
>after the spike ends I'm dead
Great fucking game
fuck you pepe
>Hounded by reddit snake called SUCK MY BELLS
>Keeps trying to take me out but all he can do is gobble my snakes trail juice
>Come across him later
>He is a tiny dicked faggot snake
>really fucking big guy
>probably top 5
>he's right behind someone
>there's a gap
>run through the gap'
>he dies
>collect all his shit
>another big guy runs into me
top kek
>>332937901
>eat off the scraps of big snakes in the middle
>run to the edges and eat peacefully
>>332937920
truly no greater feel then knocking off a king snake
It's be a lot more fun if I wasn't dying to nothing all the time.
I'm just really getting pissed that head on collisions only kill me. a shrimp ran into directly head on and he survived while I was like 4000 whatever units long
>Reddit snake
>Not being an annoying fucker
I hate those damn reddit snakes
>>332937035
>My internet sucks
Wew lad
>>332937785
Was it this one?
>Want to be a White Snek
>Can only be Reddit White
Shit game.
take me in oh tender woman
>>332938307
A really big motherfucker must've died then.
Also, that was good how your snake started turning to poo before you even saw it crash.
>>332938307
RIP in pieces
if you see magog be careful
i've killed at least like 10 big sneks as little sneks
>>332938601
I knew my snake was dead before it started turning to poo.
>>332938705
Protip: if you want fags to know you're a 4-fag for whatever reason, put CVR in your name (clover.)
Runs like shit.
>Be Mini Snek
>Take down a Goliath of an Anaconda
>Feed my brothers
Feels great
>>332938848
how do you take down big snek
>>332938981
tickle the tip of his dick
>>332938981
you just boost into their face or intercept them
it's really easy
>become number one
>whole server gangs up on you
this is some intense shit
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