FIVE MINUTES UNTIL THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST TIME TO BE ANTHONY BURCH EVER IN YOUR LIFETIME SHITPOST AS HARD AS YOU CAN
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GOD PLEASE
The world is evil
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>>332881707
there is literally nothing wrong with two (or more) consenting adults having an open relationship or participating in cuckolding
>>332881831
Ddddd
>>332882260
Agreed!
>>332882260
what if spiders are involved/
most of /V/ already given up
fuck off gamergate stop harassing me
REEEEE
>>332881707
The "april first" started around 6h, so i guess we still have 6 hours
Five minutes should be plenty
>>332881707
Chat is moving so fast nobody will know that I love shota cock
woops
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>>332883223
That's gay
Checkem hcx
>>332881707
I haven't been on all day, what did I miss?
I wish I could be an Alexander. I thought that was the coolest name forever.
or Max Power.
Anthony get
>>332883327
Next you will be telling me futa is gay too
I miss havin fun.
ANTHONY WE NEED YOU
>>332883389
Jeff Horton is a pretty manly name t b h
Here
please dont let it be me
I already shitposted my heart out. Check this 5 though.
>>332883581
>Rosa Parks r63
Nobody will ever be Anthony Burch
THERE IS NO BURCH
>he thought it would end
kill me
LEZ GO BOYS
i'm gay
>>332881707
OVERTIME
>>332881707
please gook god i want to be meme capped
REEE
>>332881707
>he thinks Central Time dictates anything
>>332883373
Everyone wants to be Anthony Burch, yet no one can
Rolling for that Burch
I believe
SHUT UP AND WITNESS
GOT EM
Cuck my shit up.
>>332884384
...pls witness
If I'm Anthony Burch then Donald Trump will win.
this is stupid
Bill was ere
Why the fuck do you guys hate cucks so much? sorry that you dont want accept that your gf likes more people then just you
>>332881707
HAHA I LOVE MY LITTLE PONY
GET IN HERE BRONIES
I am become Burch, destroyer of cucks
It's 1 fucking AM, why is this garbage skin still on my screen
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP I LOVE BLOOOOOODY NIGGGER COCK FUCK NIGGERS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM GUNNA XD LALALALALALALLALA FUCKINB THICK RIVERS OF CUM LALILLULELO SOLID SNAKE IS A FUCKING HARD SPASMODIC NIGGGER LOVER DESERVERD TO DIE
WHY IS YOUR COCK SO BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!! XDXD XD
FUCCCCCK POOOOOOP HAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ NIGGER SPICS DIRRRRRRRRTY SMALL NOSES FOR WHITES ONLY BIG NOSTRILED MEXICAN NIGGER ANTHINY BIRCH DRWONIG IN THINK NIGGER ELF CUM
I only get spic names, no way I am A-...
you fuckers will never get anthony burch i swear to my fuck mum
Did someone say candleja-
My name is an anagram of something sinister
Please Hiroshimoot. Let me have it.
His name is omitted because you fags meme too much.
>>332885356
Candlejack
who is anthony burch
>>332885654
Nope, I'm right here
>>332885654
Bullshit /tv/ got Dark Knight Rises actors.
>>332885765
not me
what did they expect
>>332884989
Lel,
Colon
You are nothing but a fucking meme. You make /v/ the joke of 4chan. The true joke of April fools.
You and other shitposters ruined this board.
>>332886085
You belong in the Zuniga
>>332881707
One last try.
You just gotta believeee!
▲
▲ ▲
>>332886504
no.
>>332881707
BURCH
ding dong
oi
Niggers
I try so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
GET MEMED ON NIGGERS
IT
IS
I
ANTHONY
BURCH
>>332887475
nice one fag
I WILL NOT BE DENIED
>>332882609
spiders arent real
>>332887335
Spic
>>332887986
yes you will
>>332888128
Cracker
snif snif he he baba gooogahehe
I've completely lost hope.
I MUST BE SEATED
>>332888456
good.
>>332887475
damn daniel
Please let there be a Trump in here somewhere...
>>332889334
reid like roses
>>332881707
I am the real Anthony Burch!
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>/v/ will never be the cuck king
>>332881707
I'll try.
What's so wrong about being Anthony Burch? He seems like a very funny smart guy!
Check 'em
Burch
Oh, hey guys. I heard you were all looking for me?
>>332881707
I shall contribute
>>332881707
A N T H O N Y
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In my heart of hearts, I know, that I am Anthony Burch.
dicks ain't bad
sup
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ANTHONY BURCH IS GAY
GOGOGO
Try
Me
No Burch here.
we are cursed until anthony burch reveals himself
>>332881707
>fucking /po/ got it
WWWWHHHHYYYYYYY
An-tho-ny Burch
I get cucked by my wife, every Saturday night
She likes her penises black
And my penis is white
Post your face when you’re not me
Tyrone, let me give you my wife.
I AM NOT HIM
REJOICE
At least I'm not
Test Burch, please ignore
Woo
fcldsjoi
>>332882260
As Anthony, I agree with this message.
I'm almost disappinted nobody got Anthony Burch.
>>332891614
>Clinton
Did someone on another board get Anthony Burch?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>332891963
nope
At least you weren't Anthony Burch.
Do you know who I am?
>>332881707
Shitposting that the motherfucking fist of the north star
V I D E O
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I’ll have you know my name is John, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base’s football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A’s on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don’t be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life.
>>332885731
Candleniggers
>>332885654
/a/ got Antonio Burch.
Check it.
>tfw when you will never ever be Anthony Burchstein
Are boobs warm?
J U S T
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mfw I get it
Anybody want a massage?
I don't want this to end
>>332892365
calm down bro
why tho
WITNESS ME
HIROOOOOOOO
I've never wanted to be Anthony Burch this much
>>332881707
CANT PERCH THE BURCH
aorry
>>332881707
kek
>>332881707
PLEASE LORD, HELP ME TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS
TRUMP FUCKING SUCKS
>tfw i will never be anthony burch
>>332881707
We need this
Life is suffering
Would we settle for a Tony Burch?
There will be no Anthony burch
>>332892696
if you lend me your wife i'll turn you into anthony burch
Anthony Burch doesn't deserve this.
>>332892696
>it was supposed to be a good feel
>>332892696
feels good
I blame the jews for this
Who am i
>>332892743
But I'm right here.
HOL UP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DESU DESU DESU DESU NII CHAN DESU DESU
NIGGER KEKS IM ANTHONY DESU NI CHAN NIGGER FUCS IM ANHNOTU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABURCHTAIN
What's going on here?
burch me
Burch 2016
MFW I'm anthony burch and I don't know how to end my life
JUST
>>>/f/3053676
Now stop flooding the catalog, you pack of aspies.
how many fucking posts do you think were made on /v/ today?
Follow your big cuck dreams, /v/
>TFW i should be playing Dark Souls 3 but I don't want to miss this shit.
>>332893028
that board didn't get random names anyone can be Anthony Burch there
>>332893028
>Uses catalog
>>332893060
Check the fireden archive
>>332893028
dumbass phone poster
Onion.onion.onion
>Todd Burch
Breasts are disgusting
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>332893215
Doesn't count
THERE WILL BE NO BURCH
THIS IS A SIGN
WE ARE ALL NOT ANTHONY BURCH
>>332893185
I don't know what time the april fools changes went up, though
xyiik
CHIKUBIIIIII
dix gud
Ayy lmao
>>332893028
is /v/ really this dumb?
DESIGNATED
keptcha waiting huh
>tfw actually not and never will be Anthony Burch
>>332881707
Let's go for it!!!
>>332893457
SHITTING
rape is arousing
>>332893387
Damn, your name is almost my chemistry book
>>332881707
YOU'LL NEVER GET ANTHONY BURCH BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING A WHITE MALE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So what happens when it finally happens. What do I win?
worst fucking board
>>332893495
STREETS
NOTICE HOW BURCH IS A LAST NAME OPTION BUT ANTHONY ISNT
SPOT ME ONE PERSON THAT HAS ANTHONY AS THERE FIRST NAME
by the power of memes
im tired please someone get the fucking name so this thing can end
Who is this 4chan person?
a.b. did nothing wrong
>implying I'm not Anthony Burch
>Anthony Burch googles himself to see what new jokes are being made about him
>sorts by posts made in the last 24 hours
>gets hit with 3,000,000 results
Get get
test
>>332893651
I saw Anthony as a first name, it's possible to be Anthony Burch
>>332893651
Several people have gotten Anthony as their first name, and several have gotten Burch. We just need to find a way to combine the two.
Memes
>>332893871
I want to fuck that bunny
>>332881707
PLEASE
Give it a rest friends, we lost.
I don't want anthony. i want to be robert paulson
>>332881707
>>332893871
Anthony "Maximum C U C K" Burch, lend us your meme magic in these dark times, so /v/ may have one post with Anthony Burch as it's name.
>>332894287
IT'S PAYNE
No hope
I don't understand. Do...do I want to be anthony burch!?
>>332895123
Yes, but I am Anthony Burch
is it still going?
WITH EVERY POST MY POWER BECOMES GREATER
>>332881707
I AM ANTHONY BURCH
fuck you guys i liked undertale
Thread theme as the countdown for Burch begins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiACFlHZ1IA&ab_channel=AuraOfANobody
CMON BROS, DON'T BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, BELIEVE IN THE BURCH THAT BELIEVES IN YOU!!!!
Stop
Who the fuck I'd Anthony Burch anyway?
The one day of my life I want to be Anthony Burch.
/v/ what have you done to me.
That's a nice meme
>>332881707
KEK
My game has got humor
It's got jokes I found on google
Im here
WestCoastFags still have time
KEK
U
C
K
>>332881707
Is that right?
SOMEONE STOP ME
Can't believe I'm staying up this late just in case I get to WITNESS Anthony Burch.
This has been the worst april fool's prank
Hey guys im no cuck I can assure you oh hohohah
>>332881707
Can i be the BURCH
k
>tfw not Anthony Burch
I'm black, and I want to kill every single nigger on this planet.
WITNESS ME
don't
PLEASE I NEED THE MAGIC
Hey guys, kept you waiting?
OH MY GOD I LOVE SOYLENT GREEN SO MUCH OM NOM NOM
