What is /v/'s opinion of Samus "Zero Suit Samus" Aran?
fan service and ruining the last part of zero mission
aka "same face" riot
Makes my dick hard. The series is dead so I dont feel guilty about beating my dick anymore.
Pisses me off in Brawl.
>>332853907
>Martin Pham
CUTE
>>332853752
Why does the Zero Suit turn Samus into a big boobed woman? I don't understand, Samus is a powerful robot bounty hunter, but then Samus is able to transform into a woman when using the Zero Suit? I don't get it at all.
>>332853907
Weeb "same face" art looks all the same? What a fucking surprise. Japan has only been drawing one face collectively for decades.
Would fug, too bad Anthony Burch already happened.
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/328069698/#328075849
See you, Space Burch
Zero Suit was a mistake
>>332853752
Akariot is shit
>>332854629
Check the date faggot.
>>332853752
Well, she isn't Anthony Burch
I want to be samus and suck delicious cock
>>332853752
I love animated women!
she's not anthony burch
>>332856931
Me.
>>332856931
I think she only does/ss/
>>332857747
You
>>332858128
Kiss me.
>>332854629
>19 february
Never ever post again
>>332858258
O-ok christopher..
>>332858126I can do /ss/ too
>>332858654
Good girl.
>>332858762
K-keep calling me good girl ,daddy
>>332853752
I wanna go raw on her feather pubes until my dick looks like ground beef
>>332859182
No.
The Zero Suit was a mistake
>>332855414
What do you think samus smells like under that suit? Must be an exotic scent since she has some ayy lmao dna.
>>332859559
Heya Samus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>332853752
shit. Samus out of suit design has been terrible since Zero Mission
>>332859415
Ohhhh?
>>332859678
Like a sweaty pillow.
>>332853752
Taking away her suit was an excellent idea to make her vulnerable and prove that it's Samus, not the suit, that makes her a badass. It was a good choice thematically, as well as adding to the gameplay. Showing her face also helps her get some more character.
But all of that kinda got lost and they forgot she's supposed to be a massive amazon bounty hunter and made her into a sexy submissive supermodel begging for Adam's clearance to scratch her ass.
GET
OUT
OF
MY
WIFE!
top
>>332861132
If she doesn't get clearance, then I can just scratch it for her :)
>>332860083
oh my
>>332853752
The series is dead.
H-games do the original genre better than Nintendo now anyway.
Might as well just have her lose armour with damage and get fucked by enemies.
>>332853752
She has the best face.
shes pretty good
>>332853752
I think she'ssameface memeriot thread again
>>332864198
The shithole remodeling part was my fav part
