The final hour is here.
>>332853023
And Anthony Burch will never appear
>>332853023
mama mia
Sup guys its anthony burch.
>>332853423
I'm right here
ayyy
>>332853423
It could be worse.You could be me
Have we gotten Brianna Wu yet?
PRISCILLA
>>332849347
ROBERTS
>>332849347
GET
Anthony burch get!
LITERALLY SUCKING MY OWN DICK RIGHT NOW
We failed him /v/.
I am the true cuck
You summoned me?
>>332853023
what time does this end?
>>332855239
No because that's not a real name
My name is james
This unfunny shit will finally be over and I won't have to see this dumb filth again.
i like apples
Fuck my wife you niggers
Fuck my wife thank you very much
>>332853023
Who are we looking for guys?
My last post.
Goodnight /v/.
I've arrived.
post spongebob memes
This is cancer.
There is literally nothing wrong with being me.
you guys are all faggots
>>332855354
Who?
I HAVE THE KEKOLDRY
I'm fucking done
I am anthony burch
Better luck next time.
rip anthony
Anthony burch will never happen because there can only be ONE anthony burch.
Post yfw you are not or ever be anthony burch
IT'S THE FINAL COUNT DOWN
>>332853423
I HAVE ARRIVED
>>332853023
We must ascend
COME BACK BURCH WE'RE SORRY
>>332853023
Its the final countdooooooooown.
>>332855354
Stop being a faggot.
>>332857589
>>332857589
>>332858435
we must ascend beyond our fragile shell of a board.
KANGZ
KEK THE SHIT OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW!
30 MINUTES LADS
>>332853423
Sure he will. We just gotta believe.
The cuck is in all of us. We just gotta let him out.
>>332858586
KI'll you're shelf
I SUMMON BURCH
I have awoken
WE'RE NEVER GONNA GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN
THEY'LL NEVER LET IT HAPPEN
NO NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAUGUGUHUUHUG
Why do you continue to try?
>>332858682
we will rise beyond our opinions of monogamy
I will take the children and show them the way of the herd.
I know you've been waiting so here I am
>>332853023
Finally I can reveal my true identity
anthony where FUCK are you
>>332853423
unironically this, at least this /b/ tier shit is almost over
>>332858934
and accept a black bull fuckin' our wives
>>332859003
no fucking way. a vidya get
>>332859003
noice
Here I am.
I'M ANTHONY FUCKING BIRCH
last try before bed
That brain episode was disturbing
Fuck you
>>332853023
Good, finally this shitfest can end and proper discussion can return.
>>332859147
Allow the semen from another man's penis, strained through our wife's vagina into our mouths
LET ME SCOPE YO TITTIES
Not it
>>332859003
Damn it, Fisher.
i am literally only posting to see if i get a funny name
welp
hi boyz
batman vs. superman was meh
Get cucked.
>>332859003
Saving /v/ honor
when no one is anthony burcheveryone is
>>332859346
>proper discussion
>/v
Pick one and only one you faggot.
>>332853023
the burch is coming
>>332859003
Impressive.
Anthony Burch will finally show his face 10 post after this one.
Maybe we all got a little Anthony inside.
let's get a bit of meme magic in this thread
Everyone who masturbates to this image will increase the chance of Anthony Burch appearing
>>332853023
i foresee keks
What the fuck is this obession with anthony burch?
Who the fuck is he?
What the fuck did he do?
what the FUCK happened to the UI around here it looks like fucking reddit
>>332859617
Atleast discussion on video games, not everyone rolling for le Anthony Birch
I must be Burch
>>332859003
anthony burch
pipe it up
DAB
>>332853023
HELP ME
I can't be just a mindless piece of space dust.
I am the cuck!
>>332853423
Hello
thanks mook
>>332860054
good last name
I AM
A BURCH
W I T N E S S M E
>>332860054
So close.
fugggggg
>>332860054
fug
Yes this is cuck
WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE HIM WHAT IS THIS CRAP
>>332859003
fuck
>>332858797
You'll learn to like it
I HAVE COME
i hate niggers ok i said it
>>332859003
Witnessed.
IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I'm glad today is over
>>332859003
Dammit Fischer! You've been spotted. The mission's over!
>>332859003
Damn Son
20 MINUTES LEFT FUCKERS KEEP GOING. WE MUST FIND THE BURCH
gamergate did nothing wrong
never ever a cuck
At least I'm not Anthony Burch.
Gotta get that roll going strong
Sorry for the wait guys
WE WILL FIND HIM
>>332859003
Just in time, but you blew it Sam!
>>332859003
We spotted you Fischer
>>332859003
a shining ray of light in the darkness
>tfw my life is so boring and shitty that i WANT this cucks legacy to be the highlight of my weekend
You hear me GET GODS? I want to be a fucking cuck. I want to be remembered for this. JUST KEK MY SHIT UP!!!
20 minutes to cuck yourself.
What do you guys want?
ED BOY
Wait this ends soon?
>>332853023
Cuck me.
>>332859003
Impressive! i wonder if its possible to get david hayter
[post not referencing Anthony Burch]
>>332861680
It's pointless.
>>332859003
Not too shabby m8
Chin chin
I'm alright.
Cmon gook moot, someone has to be Anthony Burch
kek
>>332861807
same desu pham
BROTHER, I'M A WHOLE DIFFERENT GAME FROM ANTHONY BURCH.
MEGA
MAAAYYYYUUUUUNNNN
I disagree
I can feel it!
>>332861807
this Pham
the time has come
Please, not me...
>implying I'm not a real person
Shits filtered you idiots
this is the most posting i've done in years
I don't even exist on the internet.
A hero will rise from the ashes and save us all
Already over here in germanistan
>>332862340
I WON'T LET YOUR ARROWS OF HATRED PIERCE MY SKIN!
I'm Anthony Burch.
WE EVOLVE BEYOND THE PERSON WE WERE A POST AGO
WE ADVANCE A LITTLE FARTHER WITH EACH THREAD
THAT'S HOW A GET WORKS
>>332862539
Who cares about germany anymore
AYY
meatball meatball spaghetti underneath
i fucked borderlands
Burch is kill
I CAN ALMOST HEAR THE HOUNDS
THE END IS NEAR
Not anthony burch, but his brother
Give me a cute girl's name to RP with on Omegle!
>>332853023
if we get a "Tony" Burch, will that count?
This entire day has felt like one long twitch chat
>mfw I'm not anthony burch
Okay guys, i'm finally here.
H-here we go...
It's time /v/. Post yfw we never find Anthony Burch.
Black people
It's hard to be a real nigga. It's even harder to take a hard nigga.I've taken three.
>>332862340
keep talking and you'll be filtered, faggot
so are the mods gonna make the last post at 11:59 Anthony burch?
Anyone got the feeling mods blacklisted his name to encourage the shitposting simply because Le April Foolz :>)
what?
>>332859003
Nice!
fuck my butt
>>332863119
>Calhoun
PANIC
>>332859003
Too bad you aint burch bud
He knows where Anthony Burch is hiding
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Alright I forgot to wash the wife again
THE PHANTOM
EXTERIOR LIKE FISH EGGS
>>332864084
TELL ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>tfw nobody will ever be Anthony Burch
one is enough, two will destroy the universe
>>332864084
WHERE IS HE ?
Yo
Kept you waiting huh?
Anyone get Jackie Chan yet?
PRESENT DAY. PRESENT TIME.
AHAHAHAHA
>>332864084
Don't you tell them
What if the only person who can roll Anthony Burch is.... Anthony Burch?
>>332864084
WHERE ARE YOU HIDING ME?
>10 minutes remain
QUICK WHAT IS THE BOARD THEME
I'M COMING!
>>332856115
>>332856130
>Bentley
>Murphy
SLY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
BOARD THEME
It is time.
Anime was a mistake
>>332864524
CHOSEN ONE!
SO CLOSE
>tfw anthony burch
burch plz
>>332864218
>>332864303
>>332864442
>>332864468
Alright let me go get him..
its ogre
MODS WAIT FOR BURCH I BEG YOU
Right here, right now.
WISH ME LUCK
April Fools
>>332864742
Anthony Burch was a mistake
i am the chosen cuck
ME HOY MINOY
Give me the formuloi
>>332864482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-E7sIzuLvzg
boo
Hi there!
>>332865029
I was a mistake
GOD DAMMIT
HE RISES TONIGHT
I AM A KEKKK
>>332865198
>Reba Lam
What the fuck
>>332864173
INTERIOR LIKE SUICIDE WRIST RED
>>332864572
>murphy
Its Murray bruv
Video games are for nerds
BUTCHVGREgewrh6j5kyrteasdgfmhtmb
>>332865364
I COULD EXERCISE YOU
This is it!
Burch pls
>>332864886
WERE IS HE?
>>332865027
yeah I dont care about this burch thing that much, but I want sauce on that
we gave it our best shot friends
The day Anthony Burch cucked /v/.
Anthony Burch for president 2020.
A storm is coming to us all
well at least i am not anthony burch
Borderlands is actually fun.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
What's the point in any of this anymore.
Hi.
>>332865479
I COULD TEACH YOU PHYS ED.
This is my last chance.
IT'S OVER
ALL HOPE IS LOST
Sorry to keep you guys waiting
I don't have friends.
algorithm algorithm algorithm algorithm please be a algorithm
>>332865623
I only wish i had more to offer
fuck off with this burch meme shit I was never a cuck
>>332853023
>All those female A names in the archive
>All those burches
FUCK WE'RE SO CLOSE
:anthony burch:
IT'S BEEN AN HONOR SHITPOSTING WITH (you)
:(
It is I , Anthony Burch
WE CAN STILL DO THIS
>>332865681
We we're played like damn fiddles
1 2 3
>>332865858
And ya blew it.
Just like how my wife blew all those nigger dicks.
HDJSJGDHWKDOHCDBJDUCNSJFFIF
>>332865834
CHEAT ON YOUR MAN HOMIE
AH TRIED TO SNEAK THROUGH DOOR MAN. CAN'T MAKE IT
Check it
DANNY BOY
I am the birchman
I CAN DO IT
BUT
BUT I NEED ALL OF YOUR (YOU)S
GIVE THEM TO ME
JACKPOT!
GODS HAVE ANSWERED
rip /v/
im the chosen one
>>332864886
Cuck memes.
WE CAN STILL WIN
>>332866156
No this cant be
>>332865584
That's it. There is nothing else.
>>332866268
CLOSE. VERY CLOSE. THERE IS HOPE.
I have become the cuck.
I bet he will be the last name today.
>>332853023
Don't let your memes be dreams
>>332866042
Kek JBL from wwe/
>>332866324
(You)!
here I am
4chan is the best website ever
At least it was a fun day...
I'm a cuck tsk tsk I'm a cuck tsk tsk I'm a cuck I'm a cuck I'm a cuck tsk tsk
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvPjJdqbSc8
I LOVE YOU /v/
I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU
UNITED WE STAND
DIVIDED WE FALL
WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS
THROUGH OUR SHITPOSTING POWERS WE CAN FIND ANTHONY BURCH, THE NAME TO END APRIL FOOLS DAY
3 MORE MINUTES
>>332866268
AAAAAAAA
We're reaching critical mass
Can't let chinese moot win.
>>332866042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCWe4CrxKt8
>>332866268
This must be the get gods fucking with us
GOD. DAMNIT.
I am the cuck. He is I.
This cuck meme needs to die.
there was an Antonio Burch so that counts
Anton Birch here
Too tire to continue.
I want a comfy setup like this.
Last post.
I am Joseph Katherine.
>>332866987
The end is near
>>332866268
THE ALGORITHM IS AGAINST US
DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE KEKED!
It's over. We were too late.
It's over, lads.
>>332853023
thanks mountain dew
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
this thread is so fast nobody will notice me admit i suck big black cocks and let a big black bull fuck my wife
>>332866268
you were supposed to be the chosen one
FEEL THE BURCH
It's ogre.
>>332867259
too bad the ps1 and 2 are shit compared to the ps4
G E T
E
T
FINAL
wew lad
>>332867127
>>332866663
I'M SORRY, I HAVE FAILED YOU
ONE LAST SHOT, ALL MY MEME ENERGY
gfthhgfhh
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ANTHONY BURCH NO MATTER HOW FUCKING HARD YOU TRY
THANK YOU GOD
One minute!
LETS GO
BURCH GET
>>332867462
rip
Post you face when you're not me,COME ON, I'LL LET YOU SLEEP WITH MY WIFE
SAVE US TONY!
>>332866268
Oh dog.
>>332867462
STILL TIME
ONE LAST POST
I AM ANTHONY
>tfw no Anthony Burch
>tfw /v/ will be the usual shit again tomorrow
IT CANNOT END LIKE THIS!
I AM ANTHONY BURCH
Die.
Anybody else posting at the stroke of midnight?
Last get
Thats it friends. There will never be an Burch Anthony
>>332853023
We can only dream.
We failed...
Just cuck my imageboard up.
tfw not even Burch thank god
>>332853023
what?
FUCK!
he's here
It's all over now.
>>332866268
FUCK
FUCK EVERYTHING
I AM
>>332868127
I'M RIGHT HERE FAGGOTS
God pls i dont want to be Anthony Burch
It's still April 1st on the West Coast. There's still time.
>>332868035
FUCKING HELL
I wont accept this
ARE WE IN OVERTIME?
We have failed to become the cuck. Truly this is a fate far worse than death.
Its not over just yet
Its only 9pm you idiots.
I'm so sorry Anthony
its not funny getting cucked
WE STILL HAVE 3 HOURS
MEME THRUSTERS ON MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
one more for the road
>>332853023
Please stop bullying me already.
THE NAMES REMAIN
DON'T GIVE UP LADS!
Shiiiiieet.
I should buy Euro Truck Simulator.
I CAN FEEL IT
ITS CLOSE
>>332868492
Who the fuck are we playing against?
I was pretending to be someone else all the time here i am faggots.
>>332868451
3 more hours of this?
Fuck I just want to shitpost about vidya
>>332868492
West coast best coast
Something tells me that the mods/admin deliberate excluded Anthony Burch from the names you can get, which is the real April Fools joke.
We got Todd Howard, Stephen King and more, but we STILL do not have Burch.
I want my WiiU back
Rum Raisin~
QUICKLY, LEND ME YOUR AID!
GOD IF YOU'RE LISTENING
I WILL GIVE UP MASTURBATION FOREVER IF YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS ONE THING.
Tfw I am Anthony Burch.
>>332868935
Time.
I am the cuckold king
SNATCHED FROM THE JAWS OF DEFEAT
fuck sake man, I get a presidential candidate name before even getting close to King Cuckold Burch
>>332869017
No. The mods have given us more time because they want to see us succeed.
>>332853023
ITS
ONLY
FUCKING
9
P
M
BBC logic
>>332868997
Yeah, it's been a pretty lackluster april fools all around.
The google+ gag was funny, the random names were... kinda just there. There's been a few funny ones, but 99% are nothing worth laughing at.
I CAN FEEL IT COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS!
IF I GET ANTHONY BURCH EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD GETS TO SLEEP WITH MY WIFE
Rollan
>>332869391
Not in the part of America that matters.
>>332869349
I'm definitely voting for abraham wright
Dock the boy
>>332866268
Close but yet so far
Eastcoast is over
Haha yes I've done! Bow before me, non-cucks!
>>332869510
Okay surely I'll be the one.
>>332869571
so you'll give everyone a free handjob?
I will donate everything I have to Sanders if I get Anthony Burch
eeee
>>332869701
I'm on the east coast and it is most definitely not over friend
Life has no meaning.
I'm gone.
>>332853023
cucka doodle doo
STREETS
cant stop the memes
>>332869532
You're kidding right.
The April Fools jokes for the past couple years were so forgettable many people didn't even notice them.
This one has managed to derail the entire board.
Go to Church and pray for Burch.
>>332867428
Go to bed whore
>>332869571
Lube her up scotty
>>332869907
Ira gonna be the one?
>>332853423
Oh...
>>332853023
>mfw shitty april fools joke
>mfw it turns into some of the most epic meme generation in months
well played jackie4chan
posting for posterity
It just doesn't matter.
>>332870179
This has brought /v/ together in a way I haven't seen since Harmony Day
Hey guys whatd I miss
I'm only here to get my wife fucked by someone
>>332869989
Most of the other boards are now back to normal.
Its over
>>332870179
There's a difference between being funny and being a distraction. I think more amusing names in the random name generator would have helped, as well as doing something like having only Jap names in /a/ or Jewish names in /pol/.
Instead this is all just kind of meh. Again, some names are funny. I saw Richard Nixon once. But the vast majority are just boring.
cuccck
It's time.
>>332870328
DEBRA DEBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
anita was right
This has been a great day, /v/
>>332869532
Agreed. Static names would have been a bit more interesting in my opinion.
>>332870791
>The man who nobody wanted to be.
>Now EVERYONE is trying to become him.
Cuck me.
I just want to go to bed.
>>332870809
You mean it will be, when we find anthony burch
Ant-thony
Time to get cucked.
>>332870953
I think that's what they wanted to do, but they knew there'd be a bitchfit about "muh anonymity"
Which is valid, I guess, but why go half way on a prank?
benis
>>332870659
If they were all wacky then they would get old really fast. The appeal is getting a famous name despite the incredible odds.
one more try and then im going to go to bed
>>332871446
bagina
STANDING HERE, I REALIZE
Sorry I'm late, I was watching my wife getting fucked by Jamal. Let me tell, that's some HOT STUFF.
We aren't going to find him, are we?
Cut my life into pieces
Such a lust for memes
>>332871604
fUCK YOU, bEATRICE, STAY AWAKE AND HELP US OUT.
THE DREAM IS STILL REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5brkwzJFaoM
welp
taste like jesus juice
no sleep
>>332871980
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
Let's cuck it up!
Time for a cuckin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FIND HIM
im a faggot
Help help help you with the bullet
>>332853023
>95% of the threads on /v/ are about trying for the Anthony Burch get
End my life
give it up
c u c k
I deserve this
>>332872263
BRAVO NOLAN
R
A
V
O
N
O
L
A
N
>>332866268
IT ZA ME
ANTONIO BURNS!
Still 2.75 hours on the west coast. We'll finish the fight.
If I get Anthony or Burch, I'm killing myself
>>332872564
Ma nama jeff
I'm Anthony Burch btw
Hello friends I heard everybody was expecting me! <3
>>332871426
I can't imagine there being too much backlash about a static name for a day, but I suppose the mods didn't want to deal with any complaints on the off-chance.
YOU'LL NEVER FIND HIM
TELL ME ABOUT BURCH, WHERE DOES HE KEEP THE MEMES?!
oh shit it's permanent
There's gonna be so many replies on Anthony Burch.
>>332872814
I wouldn't care, especially since it'd likely be only one static name per thread.
>>332872846
You're a cucked guy!
>>332859039
We are /b/
We always were.
hi
>>332872802
Hey Wm, so good to see you again.
Good. this is all shit.
such lust
>it was a day without tripfag
>day without namefag
>everyone was unified avatarfagging
The whole day was 100% unadulterated shitposting. It's settled, we no longer need anonymous.
All this shitposting.. Like tears in the rain..
Free me from this nightmare
>>332853023
Roll...and Deschain
>>332873014
UU
UU
>>332873098
>Hairy DICKson
we failed
I wanna smear my cum on her nose
WAKE ME UP
>>332872802
>Wm, the prime shitposter, has returned
>>332853023
lol
Donald Trump get
GAZE UPON MY KEKNESS
please god, give me the (you)s
>you can but wont ever be anthony burch
>>332873418
CAN'T WAKE UP
>yfw Anthony Burch was probably wasted on some shit board full of people who don't know who he is.
HOPE THIS ISN'T ANTHONY'S WIFE.
Come on already!
just burch me
>>332873647
YOU WERE ALMOST A KEK SANDWICH
playstation one
It's all over
>>332873398
Gross
ROLLING>tfw im actually kinda growing on this layout. ;_;
>>332873647
WESKEEEEER
Arizona Iced Tea
BURCH?
Hey
WE CAN'T EVEN KEK OURSELVES PROPERLY!
I SURE LOVE ME SOME NIGGER DICK.
wew lad
Burch my shit up
metter gearu sawrid
This isn't going anywhere.