>Name is Monsoon
>His music theme is also about rain
>He literally has no powers that involve water in the actual game
Why?
>>332818882
Look that goes against the rules of nature
Water is magnetic, retard.
>>332820052
my dick is magnetic to your mom's ass
>Armstrong
>His arms are strong
It's a metaphorical rain you fucking memester
The game sucks balls. It makes no sense. Doesn't need a reason. It's the BvS of vidya. It's an objectively shit game that's defended by it's weird weeb fanbase.
>>332820847
just like your mom metaphorically didn't get my dick in her ass?
>>332820847
metaphorical for what though
you can't just say some random bullshit and claim it's metaphorical that shit has to actually mean something
>>332820778
>>332818882
Did Sundowner have any Sun powers?
>>332819906
kek
>>332820882
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
>Metal Gear Ray
>It shoots an actual Ray
>>332820882
Shut the fuck up Victoria.
>>332821103
Im pretty sure the sun is close to fucking invincible.
>>332821685
he also had the power of explosions which the suna lso has
>try to cut him
>it goes through him and does nothing, as if I was trying to cut water or rain or a monsoon with my sword, he flows and adapts and all that gay anime shit
fuck
>Winds of Destruction
>none of them have wind powers
>>332818882
>memes aren't aquatic
fuck outta here
>Sundowner
>you fight him when the sun has set
He's nearly impossible to hit and contain, your blade can go through him without hitting a single part. It's also metaphorical by the way he moves, smooth, wavy, fluid movements. So yeah, it's all about rain and water in general.
>>332822530
>Sundowner
>you don't fight him in the specific part of California where Sundowner winds occur
>fight Sam
>he isn't serious
>>332820882
Actually I really appreciate the political context of the whole game. You'll never find this on the usual AAA game.
>>332821248
THE CHOCOLATE'S FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QZ4BRVDu9I
>>332822670
Still mad that the fight was easy
>>332825767
your mom was easier
>>332824841
another one please, but with pic related lines
>>332828181
I half assed it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GMpGIgVehN
>>332830290
You sound more like JACK in thatthe ending caught me off guard though, thanks
>>332830647
That's because I was quoting Jack.
...Who was quoting Monsoon.
Here's my attempt at both, but I'm not good at Monsoon at all. Can't get his ROCKET POWER CALIFORNIAN DRAWL.
>>332822564
a metaphor is the same thing as an allegory
>>332832825
Forgot the link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13vXuwJHD7l
Also a bonus one;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z7zemMxphr
>>332821103
Look up what a sun downer is
>>332821941
The shield thing he use explodes if you miss a hit.
>Khamsin, aka the Dessert Storm
>Not fought in the desert
>But Sam is
Greentext aside, I'd have put Khamsin as the Guadalajara boss instead of the Grad. Did they really have such short dev time that they had to rush things like that?
>>332833474
your mom keeps popping up when I do
Attempt at I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bBo6ZjBKS9
>>332835297
pssshhhh...you can be crueler than that, JACK
