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We all agree to buy the Simon in this thread a game.


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We all agree to buy the Simon in this thread a game.
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>>332785262
Simon can fuck off
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>>332785262
Simon says?
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>>332785262
Fuck off Chris you retarded weeaboo.
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My Steam name is Sairith

Dragon's Dogma would be nice.
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Pls be simon, I'm a poorfag
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If I'm Simon then I'll buy everyone who posted above me a gaem.
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nobody in this thread is gonna have the name Simon.
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Who am I?
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>>332785681
so close
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I'll take a DaS3, thanks.
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>tfw your real life name is Simon
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GIBSMEDAT
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>>332785262
Simon says buy me a Russian mail order bride
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>>332785925
I really wasn't. I just want friends.
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it's me give me the games
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I dont even like video games
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>not a cuck name
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Video games are evil, Simon days.
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>>332785262
OP has my actual real name
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HUEHUEHUE GIBBE GAME

I REPORT YOU
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Simon says fuck off.
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Simon says loan me $20
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Steam: Catus_Carnival
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even if i somehow get it

i know that everyone would gift me bad rats because it's april's fools
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>>332786276
And you has my actual real name, lol
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>>332785262
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>>332785912
>Jesus Bates
Thats a winner in my book
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>>332786514
Tomato thread
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hehe
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I'm poor, I hope I get a poor name.
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I don't need your charity
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Rolling for Thomas
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>>332786514

One more time
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>>332785262
Nah fuck simon
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No one can confirm they won unless they post their ID when they first post because the names are randomized
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I hate video games
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I hate video games
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/kawaiianimeshoujo
add me up Lesters
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>>332787810
>last played on Mar 15
How about you play some videogames, nerd
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>>332788054
add me up fred
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Fuck you, I don't need your pity games.
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Let's just go to the pub until this all blows over
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Simon here
you're all cucks lmao
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>>332788104
Add me up, Patti
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>>332788295
add me up gregg
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>>332787810
add me up Jacqueline
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>>332788441
add me up sophia
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How do we even know Simon is in the possible pool these names draw from

It can't be completely random, otherwise it would generate mostly garbage
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steam is imugbabies

I, Simon, want The Division
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Simon here
Buy dark souls 3 pls nerrorki steam
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winner is me
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>>332788506
Let's do this again
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>>332788480
I saw it earlier.
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>>332785262
Starsector.
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Simple simon ass muhfugga
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I'm Simon

Don't buy me anything
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>>332788675
No, I'M Simon
Don't buy him anything
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>>332785262
Buy me Battlefront 2.
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>tfw real life name is simon
>tfw no one ever buys me games
;_;
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buy me games you faggot nerds
reddit ftw
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>>332788851
sent :^)
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Get me Dark Souls 3 you losers.
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Easy game easy life
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Who you calling Simon? The hell do you think I am?
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>>332786619
THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WAIFU
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>>332789217
CZ SKINS CZ LIFE
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Ark: Memevival
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ye
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SLOT WINNER DATE WARFARE BASE

Im simon, give me dark souls 3
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>>332787540
One more time (I'm not begging)
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I have money
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>>332789224

Simone*
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>>332785262
I don't want any stupid game you buy me
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I'm Simon, suck my nipples
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>>332788851

Damn son.
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I don't want it
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>>332789617
No deal.
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>>332785681
W-what's the Price, Todd?
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>>332785262

There is actually no randomly generated first name as Simon
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buy me games dweebs
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>>332789703
>>332789617
I want to make a deal
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>>332789759
tes
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>>332789759
There is, I just checked.
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I'm simon
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>>332789759
Check this Simon
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>>332789514
Shee-moan*
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a deal's a deal anon
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Who else Simon here?
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Alright kids, fork over the games
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>>332789854 >>332789857 >>332789962

wat are ya'll niggaz talkin bout
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Simon says xrd on steam
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Am I a Simon?
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Someone get me Gone Home right now
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Simon says put something in your ass
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>>332790114
roll x2
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>>332790193
No, you're Miriam
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Simple simon ass motherfuckas.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBagXrMlYcU
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If he was fed up we could call him Sighmon
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Simon will never post. Rip
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>>332790246
ON IT
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fug
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>>332790279
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If there really was a Simon, how many of you would actually deliver?
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Simon says take porch monkey back
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>>332790293
are you sure
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hi
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>tfw no wimpy little brother to make a man
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I want guilty gear Xrd
id/GoodGoob
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>>332790430

ZERO
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Simon is dead
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>>332790484
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>>332790534
Have a pity (You)
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>>332790579

I'm right here nigga
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>>332785262
+(you)
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>>332790642
thank (you) sandra, do you want to suck my balls to?
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would somebody kindly buy this Simon a better game?
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>>332785262
Go fuck yourself
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It's only fair.
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>>332785262
You fucks can't buy me
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How about we just have Tony pay for Simon's game all by himself.
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>>332790840

Whaddya mean virginia?
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payday 2 would be nice
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>>332790840
How much?
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>>332791019
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>>332791110

>jewel

god dommot fronk
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>>332790531
reroll
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Check this name.
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>>332785262

>"STOP TALKING TO YOUR ONLINE FRIENDS AND COME EAT DINNER"
>"CAN'T MA IM ROLLIN"
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break the heavens or some shit
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>>332791325

Pierce*
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RIGGED
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>>332785262
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I WANT FUCKING GUILTY GEAR GODDAMN IT
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ITT: there is no simon in the pool
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I'm Simon
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>>332791325
>>332791421

>angelina dubs

>>332791475
Yep
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is it even possible?
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>>332785262
Sure, somebody get me something nice.
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ok
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Might as well roll.
Steam:Daw King Slieve
GG accent core is on sale~
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>>332791632

Let's think of how many first names exist.

Now what are the chances of getting Simon?

None
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Flick my bean
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I don't have steam. Could you mail me a ps2 game?
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>>332791903

Which game?
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oniichan gaimu
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>>332791903
I could fax you one
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Greatace53
SIMON GET
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im not simon and i dont want to be simon
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>>332785262
Simon? I hate that guy.
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I am Simon. Buy me games.
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>>332792319
>>332792275

What's wrong with being Simon?
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>>332791475
There is. Just checked and found one in the first thread I opened.
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>>332792340
Fuck off, Katie. Don't make fun of Simon.
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Bullshit you will
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>>332792340

YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER
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>>332792371
simon is an autist
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tfw real name is simon
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>>332792371
He's pitiful, y'know? I think I can see where they're coming from. Dude's a NEET. Survives off of noodles and pizza pockets.
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>>332792624

I am...

Disgust.
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You're Simon! He's Simon! I'M SIMON!!
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>>332785262
>>
>>332792716

You know...

We all Simon.
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>>332785262
gibe me dork soles too
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How do we know Simon's steam name?
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>>332785262
>mfw mexican
>mfw my name have almost zero chance to appear
>mfw my second name is not that common even in spanish
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>>332785262
5 days till my PS4K arrives
(exxxcited =D)
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>>332792707
Of course you would be, Gertrude, you old hag.
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>>332792839

no gief me dork solez too plus won
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inb4
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>>332792845
Efrain, right?
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>>332793016

Damn why does it always sound like an old lady's name?

Like no young chick will ever have that name...
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Hey guys
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I don't need games, buy me a coke instead.
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Dont buy me shit
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>>332793479
She'd probably go by " Gertty" unyil she gets old or something like that.
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gimme the games
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100% orange juice
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>>332793581

how many kgs u need bruv
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Waiting for someone to get simon so I can slap my steam profile under their name (desu) (you)
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>>332794042

You BUKKAKE LOVING son of a bitch lying cock sucker two timin NO GOOD JERK
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>>332785262
Hello i`m za simon.
i would like the, what do you call it
Unzertale that /v/ loves so much
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>>332792845
>Common Muslim name
>Everybody not Muslim can't pronounce it except for like 1 or 2 rare people who actually try to get it right
>Will never appear in vidya unless it's a terrorist character or something
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dark souls 3 plus dlc
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Give that sweet dark souls 3 m8.
>>
>>332794213
Holy shit, Byron. Calm the fuck down, nigger.
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>>332794343

Hello, Samir
>>
i can break these cuffs
aererrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh
>>
I am the Simon
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steam: hanako69
>>
bazinga
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>>332794476
>>
I hate video games.
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Buy me Xcom 2, thanks.

Don't Be Thinking That
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dark souls 3 niggas
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Is this the Sheeky Forums
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>>332793391
de la Fuente
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>tfw no money for neptunia u
>tfw missed the sale
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>>332794428
Nope.
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>>332794739

Dawk SLawz TREE babi
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>>332785262
Dis gon be gud
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roll this shit
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Katawa soujo pls
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Positively STUNNING, Simone!
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i`m simon
just give the game to charity or something.
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>tfw no one will get Simon
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>>332795001
>Myrtle
Sounds like somoene's 80-year-old grandmother
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Somebody got Marcus Rubio. I can't remember where.

Does anyone know where the list of names is from
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im gay
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>>332795001

Good lord.

Are we all really this kikey that we can't afford like ~60ish bucks or whatever for an interactive computer simulation?
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Pokemon xD
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I am Simon, but I don't want games.
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Hiro shows more love to 4chan in 3 months than Christopher "Moot" Poole did in his last 3 years as owner
Give me the video game :D
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pls
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>>332795226

Oh man that made me lol irl.
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>>332795226
GIRTH STATUS: NOT IGNORED
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War hammer collection for me please
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fuck video games
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Can we get Christopher Poole?
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C-can I be your Simon tonight?
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Rawlin'
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Max Payne trilogy please
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c'mon Simon
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>>332795496
I've seen Cheryl Poole
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200+ posts and still no simon

NIGGER WHY
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Buy yourself Nuclear Throne.
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The next thing you're going to say is

>there is no Simon in the pool
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TENGEN TOPPA
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I like games.
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hoes
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>>332795779
LITTLE MARCO
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Watashi wa Simon desu
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>>332795749

"There is no Simon in the pool!"

*giga gasp*
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>>332795701
>implying Simon is actually in the pool
>>332795749
H-HUH?
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go
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Buy yourself a ticket to go see Zootopia.
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>>332795779
is your brother recording another video one of these days
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>>332795851
EVEN SPEEDWAGON IS AFRAID
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sX3fjpkFwk
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[email protected]
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fuck me senpai
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Buy the guy below me his/her game.
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>>332792504
Why do they say that? Is that rock and roll guy named alexander
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>>332785262
Gonna go ahead and claim Simon.

Instead of vidya, y'all can make a small donation to a children's hospital of your choosing, Simon Says.
>>
>posting without a method of contact
You could be throwing away your chance with every post
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>>332785262
Simon here, video games are for fucking losers.
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>>332796062

>Using drawing skill to draw that ugly abomination
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>>332796331
No one gives a fuck about what you say, Kenneth
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>tfw you had a Simon get in another thread

The wasted potential
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Buy me games please~
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Rev up those buyers
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s i m o n
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I don't actually want a game
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>>332796312

It's because they copied it from Mike Tyson.

See here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7oaCq8TFa0

Kinda great if you ask me.
>>
I am simon, here me roar
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buy me bad rats
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>Implying we want video games
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games please
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Buy me Half-Life 3.
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>>332796738

Right?

Just forward me paypal money to buy a prostitute :^)
>>
fucking
>>
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW
FIGHT THE POWAH
>>
i am almost positive that there are websites showing sites with april fools day changes and facebook retards and others are coming here because of that
>>
test
>>
>>332796883

More like see the Simon because I don't fucking see him anywhere in this god forsaken thread
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>>332785262
Rolling for vidya
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>mfw it was me all along
>mfw there's no austin in this thread
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>>332796651
I love it. Thanks.
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>>332796960
Facebook retards have been coming here for years
>>
fallout 4 please
>>
WHERE ARE YOU SIMON
>>
Rollin
>>
>>332797076
i meant is unusually large amounts

there are way too many completely retarded posts
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What game does simon get
>>
Buy me Rainbow six
>>
:)
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gib
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>>332796062
>mamie
>>
simon come to us
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>>332796992
Don't say that Lisa
Believe in the Simon who believes in you
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memes
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>>332796960

>"Hey guys go on 4chan! They totally changed the layout to make it so much more mainstream! And you also get these wacky "REAL" names when you post! Now how about that?"
>>
help
>>
>inb4 nobody actually delivers
>>
>>332785262
I sure wish I was simon.
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>>332797223
The randomized names are a new form of doubles.
Hopefully this "feature" doesn't become a staple.
>>
just one more roll and then i'm done
>>
SIMON
>>
>>332797386
>>
>>332785262
If Simon I get a game.
If anything mexican I go out in the snow barefoot.
>>
LISTEN CLOSE, SIMON. NEVER FORGET.
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
NOT IN THE SIMON THAT I BELIEVE IN.
NOT IN THE KAMINA THAT YOU BELIEVE IN.

HAVE FAITH IN THE SIMON THAT BELIEVES IN YOURSELF
>>
sssssssssssssssssimon
>>
Simon can suck my dick, he's likely going to ask for an expensive game because he's a greedy asshole.
>>
At least I'm not Anthony Burch.
>>
>>332797667
>Kaufman
Sounds German
>>
>>332797223
Ironically the only people who constantly think we're being "invaded" are the retards who haven't been here long enough to know any better.
>>
>>332785262
Even if I did roll the name Simon I wouldn't be begging for a game like a faggot NEET

Now watch this post be Simon
>>
S I M O N
>>
I would like a game
>>
>>332797840

I thought NEETs get NEET bucks from the goober mint
>>
>>332797223
SHAAAAAAAAAAUN.
>>
Simon here
>>
Imagine?
>>
SIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>
JEANNIE GOLD
>>
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Pay up nerds!
>>
Simon pls
>>
simon
>>
>>332797824
this is the first time i've ever thought this, and it's not an invasion, just retards coming here for an hour
>>
Simon says to pierce the heavens.
And games.

Steam: whothefuckisvolts
>>
>>332798169
Add me up, loser
>>
S I M O N COME THE FUCK ON
>>
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Hello.
>>
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>>332798329
FREE HAT
>>
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What's long, hard and full of Simons?

this post
>>
faggots, all y'all
>>
I don't even have steam
>>
SSSSSSSSIMOOOOOOON
>>
>>332798049
>Melody
Triggered
>>
Simon is a no show
>>
>>332786101
You are shirley desperate here
>>
SIMÓN CABRÓN
>>
SIMON
>>
>>332798813
Every Simon is a no-show, just like how Brandon is always "that kid"
>>
simonnnn
>>
gibe sheckles
>>
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Until the fabled Simon arrives, we dance.
>>
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Yes, I would like free games.
>>
simn
>>
Maybe we need to give an offering for the fabled one to appear
>>
It's me. Anthony Burch
>>
I'm Simon.
>>
>tfw Simons appear in every thread but this one
>>
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING ON THE FUCKING ARK
>>
>>332799116
>Ho
>>
Yall need Christ
>>
one day
>>
meme magic
>>
SIMON DOESN'T DESERVE ANY LOVE!
>>
I am anthony burch
>>
>>332799494
me on the left
>>
>>332799494
This thread needs Jesus to pray for simon to hurry the fuck up
>>
>>332785262

That's a nice thing to do.
>>
Simon?
>>
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>>332799178
I don't see any of you silly fucks dancing
>>
memes
>>
>plot twist
>OP's real name is simon
>>
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>>332799178
>>
Hi
>>
>>332800031
nelson anderson would have been so much better
>>
>>332799841
>>
Either we get no Simon, or someone will get Simon but post no contact info, leading to 20 different people claiming to be said Simon.
>>
Can you not just put Simon in the name field?
>>
Best Belmont up in this bitch
>>
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>>332800567
Such is the fate of a get thread.

>>332800693
Probably
>>
Steam is fresh with a profile pic of funky Kong.
>>
i would like DS3
>>
Cities Skylines.
>>
Simon says suck it!
>>
Let's suck dicks bitches!
>>
>>332800693

Nope
>>
A DEAL'S A DEAL ANON!
>>
>>332785262
simon get
>>
>>332785262
ayy its me Simon!
>>
JOHNATHAN
>>
Nah
>>
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>>332801247
>>332801348

>>332801094
>>332801239
>>332801836
>>332801849
>>332801980


工ち ち工爪口れ
丹 J丹ㄗ丹れモちモ
れ丹爪モ?

∪ム∪∪∪~
>>
>>332802115
CHARLOTTE?!
>>
>>332802151
I'm Simon you weeb
>>
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>>332802151
wwwwwwwww
>>
>>332802151
Onamae wa Simon desu
>>
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LET THE STORM FOLLOW IN MY WAKE
>>
Fuckin shitebags, the lot of you
>>
>buying video toys
are you twelve?
>>
simon get
>>
>>332802568

I̦̮͔͓̻̰̭̥̲̻͓̫͕̲ͪ̊ͨ̿ͥͣ͊ͭͬ͗̀'̴̡̛͎̗̻͈͚̟̟͗̔͂̾̋ͦ́M̵̶̤̟̫̝͕̦͌ͭ͗͋ͮ͒͗̆̈́͢ ͕̮̥̝̥͔͈̼̫̺̰̟̼̹̝̰̗͉ͩ̑͒͊ͭͧ̓͜͝͞T̞̣̣̩̠̝͙̣̤̬̽ͧ̑͌̒͌̀̕͘͢W̷̶̶͔͙̗̮̠̗̯̹̻̤̝̤͐̐̐ͥ͆̔̒̀ͤ̿̎̓̎͑ͦ̅Ę̵̗̮̞̱̠͈̭͙̐̽̒ͪ̇ͨ͐͌̎̒̈́̈̚͢ͅL̡̻̤͚̘͈̦̞̺͓͕͇̿̀̔̏͊̀ͤͣ̓̓ͤ́̽̔̍́͡ͅV̷͇͈͍̪͔͙̮̝̫͇̤̙͛͐̉̑̅̃͐̄ͣͯ͐ͮ̀̓͒̕͠E̶͕̟͙̙̼̭̣̟̥͍̪̙͈̪̘͖̝ͪ̎̓̈́ͮ̄ͬ̇̊̄̈̏̃̃̈́̄̇̃̚͟͡ ̷̛̤̯͔̪̟̺̝̖̦̮̩͉̣͕̠̼͍͍ͧ͋̈́͐̒ͧͧ̒ͮ̋ͅY̸̞̠̻̫͚̮̠̮͕͇̬͖̦͔̥̓͛̔̐ͨ̿̈ͩ̔͗́̏́̚͢͟E͛̎̽̿̿́͑͝͏̤͈̠̖͔̬̣̟̥͙̻͚̭̯̹̖A͖̣̗͙̮̹͍͚̠̠̲ͯ͐̀͗ͪͫ͡͡R̸̢̡̪̳͈̻͕̦̖̮̞̳̻ͥͩ̽͌̍̌̀ͥ̋̆͂̑͌̈ͩͫ͒͌ͅŞ͖̠̰̺̞̰ͫ̓̽͂̎ͪͨͧͯ̍͑̇̌͆̉ͯ̆̚͠ ̷̱̳͍̭̩̻̱̳͕̻͙ͯͫ͌ͦͧͭͣ̿͆̂ͫͤ̽̅͑͆͞Õ̳̩̙̼̞ͬͧͫ͂͛̃́͞L̸̢̙̞̦̙͉̖͖̑ͬ͌͒ͪͭ̓ͨ̎ͨ̄̊́D̳̟̪̜͓̰̘͚ͪ́̎̃̒̃̌̐̀̅ͧͯ͒̂́͟͝!̴̧̛͔͖͓͔͙̩̯̻ͭ͒̿́͑͡
>>
C'est Simon
buy me MGSV
>>
Buy me a loli onahole instead.
>>
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Simone? Isn't that a woman's name?
>>
I don't want games.
>>
Where he at tho
>>
If I'm Simon, I want Bad Rats.
>>
And how will we actually give it to them?
>>
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>>332802887

>Googles that

Holy fuck I want one now (ง •̀_•́)ง
>>
Am I Simon yet?
>>
>>332803147
No, Angelica.
>>
but how will we know if it's the same Simon
I don't wanna post my ID if I'm not Simon
>>
>>332803131
Look at >>>/jp/onahole
>>
bane?
>>
>>332788480
it's probably a phonebook database or something

steam: tamerlane1
>>
Simon here, what the fuck do you guys want
>>
Fuck you, Simon.
>>
>>332803248

Tanks senpai
>>
>>332803171
Well shit then I give up famicom.
>>
video games
>>
>>332803564
Better do.

>>332803524
>Simmons
Close.
>>
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>>332803524
>Simmons
>>
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>>
I aint buying games for fags like you lot
>>
I ain't payin
>>
purge soulsfags from this board please
>>
Please buy me something good.
>>
>>332803709
>>332803687

Dod gammit mane
>>
Simon says give me a game, yo!
>>
Hey guys it's me

paul
>>
>>332804000
Nice trips.
>>
Simon says give me Dark Souls 3. 400 copies.

>>332803836
Fuck off Abigail, you dumb cunt.
>>
>>332785262
Would you settle for this?
>>
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I would like a spare copy of KOF2002 to give to a friend.

My steam name is Pimp_Grease69.

I am the Simon.
>>
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Just give me the money instead.
>>
Simon is a HUGE homosexual
>>
>>332804165
Emulate it.
>>
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>>332804196

Face it, nobody will get Simon : -T
>>
>justin/dustin

were always stoner losers
>>
There's no Simon.
>>
i am the simon
>>
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I'm good, thanks.
>>
Nobody will ever get simon
>>
Simon is a gay name anyway
>>
>>332804605
>Vargas
>you can be Angry Joe
>>
S I M O N B O Y S
>>
Gib gaem
>>
I haven't seen one Simon today, it won't happen
>>
>>332804793
Did you open your eyes?
>>
I think Simon's skipping this thread.
>>
>>332785262
Gimme the gams
>>
Enter the Gungeon, thanks
>>
>>332785262
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
>>
>>332804845

รเ๓๏ภ ςคภ't ץ๏ย รєє tђคt ץ๏ย'гє ภ๏t tђє ﻮเгl Ŧ๏г ๓є~
>>
sad thread
>>
wot the fuk
>>
Here I am, folks!!

jk Wouldn't it be cool if I was actually Simon, though?
>>
Say my name.
Francis!
>>
I T D O E S N ' T M A T T E R A N Y W A Y S
Y O U K N O W I T ' S J U S T A L I T T L E T O O L A T E
>>
Is this the right name?
>>
>>332805257
Nope.
>>
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ANIKI
>>
test
>>
>>332805257
Will the real Simon...
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█▀░ ▀▀▀ ▀▀▀ ▀░▀ ▀▀░ ▀▀▀ ▀▀░ ░▀░ ▀░▀ ▀░░▀ ▀▀░ ░▀░ █▀░


>>332805159

Is dat an earthbound reference
>>
Guys come play maplestory with me
>>
noodles, son
>>
Is THIS the right name??
>>
>>332805372

holy fuck I forgot that was a thing

HOLY SHIT the fucking commercials when they advertised their horse shit in Target.

"BECAUSE I CAN AND ITS FREE"
>>
come the fuck on
>>
Judy Hopps get
>>
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My name is simon and this is jackass
>>
Implying I want your vidya.
>>
Simon here, some asshole named Dracula is causing shit like a cuck, can't come to the thread right now.
>>
>>332785681
TODD
>>
Sorry guys, was taking a shit. Steam id is "dysmal". Don't ask, teenage angst made it feel cool.
>>
fuck
>>
Fuck Simon
>>
simon?
>>
I want CSGO thank you
>>
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There will never be a simon in this thread.
>>
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Just who the hell do you think I am?
>>
>>332805605
Fuck you.
>>
>>332805159
M-mom?
>>
my
>>
Simon says Hyper Light Drifter
>>
are you guys literally retarded?
even if someone got the name no one will be able to identify himself.
>>
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>>332805547
>>332805570
>>332805605
>>332805584
>>332805553
>>332805510
>>
Don't buy me anything
>>
wew
>>
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No Simon yet? This is bullshit
>>
shit
>>
SIMON HERE

BUY ME ALL PS3 AND PS4 GAMES PLEASE
>>
Did i lose?
>>
>>332805650
Russell Case...I think.
>>
Buy me an onahole instead
>>
>>332805617
Jezuz krist, shut up Omar we dunt heve vest nam senpai
>>
Ayy lmao
>>
Hey guys this means a lot to me, I can only afford one game every 3 years
>>
where are you simon?
Oh here he is.
>>
up
>>
>tfw your first name is apparently just a last name in the pool

Feels bad.
>>
Simon get never ever
I want CSGO
>>
Sure wish Simon would get here already
>>
You mean Simon, the weaboo skeleton?
>>
Green & Purple.
>>
Rolling for Simon
>>
id/curicer
dks3
>>
senpai
>>
Here I am. I want Dark Souls 3
>>
>>332785262
ok then
>>
just use the money to buy soap
>>
NEVER

EVER
>>
>>332805891
Who can I talk to about propane and propane accessories from you?
>>
IT'S OVER
>>
>>332806008
are you a mexican indian you spanish looking son of a bitch ROBERTO
id/arcalite90
>>
Rolando
>>
desu senpai
>>
>>332806089
GET OUT OF HERE DEMON
>>
HERE I AM!
>>
Games
>>
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
BAKA DESU SENPAI
>>
Simon says... says... ah...ah..ahaaahh..AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>
Ok
>>
da faq
>>
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070137096/

Gib me Rainbow Six siege pls
>>
>>332806053
At least I know Marcus exists now.
>>
SIMON
>>
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>>332806169
I would leave
If I could
>>
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There can only be one.
>>
you don't need to buy me anything, just an upvote will do :^)
>>
Simon Get!
>>
S
I
M
O
N
>>
At least none of us are Anthony Burch
>>
Matt, Damon
>>
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I want to die.
>>
>Simon in every thread but this one
For fuck's sake.
>>
NEW THREAD
>>332806615
>>332806615
>>
No Simons for 520 posts ;_;
>>
I was here all along.
>>
Stardew Valley pl0x
>>
I wonder if this works.
>>
Sorry I'm late
>>
Simone
>>
Simon? That man's been dead for ten years...
>>
Simon here, thanks man.
>>
>>332785262

Buy me A DDR machine.
>>
Battletoads
>>
>>332785262
me
>>
I don't want a game, just your friendship
>>
Wow
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