CONTINUING THE QUEST FOR SIMON
THE FIRST PERSON TO ROLL SIMON AS A FIRST NAME GETS BOUGHT A GAME BY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE THREAD
S I M O N G E T
reposting
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070137096/
Gib me Rainbow Six siege pls
Jesus christ simon get when
start
Look at me.
I'm the Simon now.
Jokes on you guys Im poor
Pls
SIMON PLS
Simon get
I not simon
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
no im simon
smon
>>332806615
I hate Reddit.
Check my 5 instead.
>>332806981
We all do
>>332806615
Let's see those games.
I'm not Simon.
I am Simon
Screw it
SIMONNN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12C7JWdfAsX
>>332806981
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave
rollin http://steamcommunity.com/id/dangerontheranger
Simon I am
>>332807061
>chris matthews
SIMON BERRUMONDO
>>332806615
>>332806615
Has shitposting ever gotten so bad on /v/?
fuckass
Too bad it wasn't in this or the last thread.
>>332807053
>not "Simon's Quest"
One fucking job.
Yeah go on then
This thread ends now.
Im the real Simon.
Just gift me a $50 PSN card instead.
>>332806615
Simons are assholes.
I live with a guy called Simon, no one likes him.
Musta missed last thread. Simon here, steam ID: dysmal
What about buying a cute femanon games instead?
>>332806615
givet to mah
>>332807446
Fuck off Silvia, you slut, I have your nudes
Anchovies.
steamcommunity.com/id/fluxchord
Sup
ME!
fuck off
Simone here.
What do you fags want?
>>332806615
Simon get.
Hello
>>332807509
Whats up?
Real Simon coming through.
>>332806615
>Implying Simon plays games
>>332807494
Prove it
>>332807559
hey estelle you're pretty cute and I bought your game
I wanna be simon
I AM SIMON
simon here ama me anything
>>332807650
I do play games faggot.
You realize that once Simon arrives, it will invariably be a shitpost that offers no contact information, right?
A quest without meaning and without reward... Can you really bear to live this way?
hi
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
You called?
>>332807742
I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER
Suh dude
>>332807746
>>332807742
TTGLmind
Let's drill this fucking thread.
why tho
I'M SPARTACUS
>>332807658
You asked for it you slut
Do I get dubs with the combo?
Simon is a Cuck
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070137096/
>tfw Simon is too busy playing video games to browse /v/
>>332807742
>>332807805
>2 Randalls in a row
>can't get simon
BILLY MAYS HERE
Clearly I'm Simon and I need Dark Souls 3.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972850794/
>>332807979
>7979
Eh, sorta.
Simon get
Me am Simon.
Buy me am shitty fallout 4 :^D
what about Symone?
I'm called Bjord on steam, and my profile is about lobsters. Send me the damn games and stop spamming my name on 4cents.
Hey, there.id:TheCowPhoenix
Steam name is Nettie Hess.
Rollin' for a Simon.
>>332807727
Such a thing isn't wrong, Lorena.
Do you pronounce Simon as in Castlevania or Simon as in TTGL?
Can I have friends instead of vidya?
The best belmont
>>332806615
me irl
Hi guys.
Simon says jump off a bridge.
>>332808007
>Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition
>10.8 hrs on record
you probably spent all of it trying to get it to fucking run at all right? Fucking abysmal port.
>>332808042
JULIUS
I am literally™ Simon.
>>332808127
As in Castlevania
TTGL is closer to Simone, the female version of the name.
I know because I'm Simon.
I'm Simon. Buy me a fun xbone game.
uh
Me
>>332808217
SHIIIIZAAAA
gimme Dark Souls 3 suckas
Hey guys, its me, Simon.
Simon here
This thread is rigged.
Simon is such a shitty name, makes me want to puke.
hi
i am clearly simon
who /brat/ here?
Rolling for Simon.Someone buy me SFV.
>>332808127
You sound like a JRPG character.
>>332806967
NEED LINK ABOUT THOSE
>>332807154
Tryin again.
Take it if you need it so much.
this is xionxang please buy me game
t. simon
>>332808262
NORMAS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332808430
coming from Lin
>>332808430
No I sound like Simon
>>332808317
>>332808306
DOUBLE DUANE
Fuck your thread
SIMON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>332808420
THE ROCK JOHNSON
Rollingg
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ERROR_404_BOREALIS_NOT_FOUND/
Sorry I'm not Simon. I'm Anthony Burch
Simon reporting in.
GIFT ME CSGO PLS I POOR WE HAB NO DOLLAR IN MY COUNTRY
t. Simon
>>332808618
BUCKLEY
Give me the video games
Behold! I am Simon!
Two Randalls, two Duanes. But no Simon.god is dead
Enough.
>>332808752
>BURCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Dibs
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197966577723/
Sweet little lies
>>332808752
>Patricia Burch
Fuck.
>>332808752
>Patricia Hernandez and Anthony Burch got married
>tfw your irl name is literally Simon.
I've never been so important.
>>332808752
WE GOT A BURCH
>>332808752
>pATRICIA BURCH
too bad i don't have a steam acc
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolzrofl670/
I can't wait to not buy simon a game!
rofl xd
>>332808862
Nice try Clara.
͏ ͏ ͏▲
▲ ▲
I'm Simon get me dark souls 3
Simon get
hryu
ok
okay so what recognizable names have been posted so far? nothing?
>>332808980
How'd you do that
This is not the Simon you're looking for.
>>332808752
>Patricia Burch
I am purposefully not posting my ID so nobody gets games.
Haha!
can we just make this a Soma thread
I'm simon
>>332809015
>>332809041
Christopher Poole got posted
>>332760662
>no one gets Simon
>>332808752
woooow
Who the real nigga, I the real nigga
One last shot at VICTORY
gift me csgo
id/arcalite90
Average cost of posting in this thread: Like five bucks.
Profit: up to 499 games
Dont fail me now
get?
what if i don't want any games
>>332806615
Shame I don't use Steam
I'm not a panty sniffer
>>332809041
GABBAGOUL
Gotta kick reason to the curb and believe in the me that believes in you!
>>332809228
>ALBERTO
kek nice meme
I don't want any games
More +(You)s
Simon "The Miller Report" Miller reporting in, you chuffing numpties
Is Simon even a real name in this thread
>>332806615
Ebn
>>332806615
Am i simon?
>>332806615
id/digiornofan228
rolling for video games
I have searched everywhere for Anthony Burch, he must be elsewhere.
id/arcalite90
rollin for csgoyes i am this needed
Imagine someone getting Simone
But I don't have a steam account I'm an Xbox pleb
I, Sjcodan, am the true Simon, and shall roll until it is so.
I'm who you're looking for.
April fools LOL
>>332809505
People were right : you will never ever be Anthony Burch.
Simon get
Id/rektumravager
I am simon
WHY THE FUCK NO1 GOT SIMON YET
>>>/a/139443607
>>>/a/139443607
>>>/a/139443607
SCROLL DOWN FOR SEXTUPLETS
simon says fuck u
My real name is Dr. X but you can call me by your peasant names
simon says fuck you, I prefer animu
Simon here!
>>332809629
Gimme that Simon
Hey guys
steam: tamerlane1
SIMON
I
M
O
N
>>332809872
Daisy here!
This is like russian roulette.
You pull the trigger and you've got a chance to suffer a fate worse than death, you've got a chance to become anthony burch
I don't want your charity
Simon is a gay
dw senpai
I'm here
these name generating algorithms are flawed
>>332809041
I got Martha Stewart earlier.
>>332806615
It'sPayne! Whack him!
Thanks, but I have enough games.
So does your name change everytime you post?
You guys called me?
Are you guys looking for me?
I don't know if I'll ever be Simon, I've tried quite a bit. But I will always have this man's words to keep me going.
>>332810150
>greer
>not Greg
One job
>implying I'mnot alexander
>>332810206
lets find out
>>332806615
That was easy.
>>332810221
Fuck I forgot my name
My name begins with an A, can you guess it?
Fuck you all.
I am the one true simon.
>Will the real Simon please stand up?
>*stands up*
simon get
How about I get Craig Nelson instead
>>332810329
Ok good to know
top kek
dont give me games im just gonna fuckin off myself anyway
steamcommunity.com/id/smc/
I just want Tree of Savoir, hook a simon up
Well, my real name is Simon....
>>332810136
brad long sounds like a shitty name for a porn actor.
ayyy
I am a jew
Hey man
How you doin'?
Simon is never coming, deal with it.
Thx for the games guys
i suck dicks
Don't worry. Simon has arrived.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fun_Ghoul/
GET ME TALES OF ZESTIRIA SO I CAN ACCURATELY TRASH IT
s̴̨̀̌̏̓̀͒̇̈́͋ͦ̍͂͂̌ͥ̈̌͆͏҉͉̩̞̣͖̟̪͉̯̝̫̠̤͈i͚̣͙͓͙͎̳͔̬̫̮̲̰̼̭͉̭̤͆ͯ̌͐͐́͡ͅm̡̦̣̝̠͔̻̞̬̬̺͙̾̈́̔̐̀̎̾ͤ͢ŏ̵̡̮̹͕̫͕͍͎̗̟̦͈̟͓̲̼̮̯̙̎ͨ̊́ͬ̀ͥn̢̢̫̝̠̻̺̬͇̖̣͍̰͕̹̙̼̯ͪ͊̐̿̄ͫͪ̉͂̏̊̄̇̓̑̄͜ͅ ̴̡̖̗̼̦̻͇̭̟̱͉̗͕̯͖̼͔ͭ͂̎ͮ̈́ͮ̏̒̔̃̂ͬ̀͟͟ģ̇ͦͦ̕͏͎͚͖̜͔̺̘͖e͍̬͉̺̖̖͍̻͇̝̝ͥ͒̍͌̏͐̍ͫ͂ͫ͒ͥͬ̒̊̾̆̅̀͟ͅt̷͒̓̌̎̎͑͆ͭ͏̷̧̯̘̫͙̬̮͍̥͎̩̫̱͈̹̞̫͖̩
s̴̨̀̌̏̓̀͒̇̈́͋ͦ̍͂͂̌ͥ̈̌͆͏҉͉̩̞̣͖̟̪͉̯̝̫̠̤͈i͚̣͙͓͙͎̳͔̬̫̮̲̰̼̭͉̭̤͆ͯ̌͐͐́͡ͅm̡̦̣̝̠͔̻̞̬̬̺͙̾̈́̔̐̀̎̾ͤ͢ŏ̵̡̮̹͕̫͕͍͎̗̟̦͈̟͓̲̼̮̯̙̎ͨ̊́ͬ̀ͥn̢̢̫̝̠̻̺̬͇̖̣͍̰͕̹̙̼̯ͪ͊̐̿̄ͫͪ̉͂̏̊̄̇̓̑̄͜ͅ ̴̡̖̗̼̦̻͇̭̟̱͉̗͕̯͖̼͔ͭ͂̎ͮ̈́ͮ̏̒̔̃̂ͬ̀͟͟ģ̇ͦͦ̕͏͎͚͖̜͔̺̘͖e͍̬͉̺̖̖͍̻͇̝̝ͥ͒̍͌̏͐̍ͫ͂ͫ͒ͥͬ̒̊̾̆̅̀͟ͅt̷͒̓̌̎̎͑͆ͭ͏̷̧̯̘̫͙̬̮͍̥͎̩̫̱͈̹̞̫͖̩
s̴̨̀̌̏̓̀͒̇̈́͋ͦ̍͂͂̌ͥ̈̌͆͏҉͉̩̞̣͖̟̪͉̯̝̫̠̤͈i͚̣͙͓͙͎̳͔̬̫̮̲̰̼̭͉̭̤͆ͯ̌͐͐́͡ͅm̡̦̣̝̠͔̻̞̬̬̺͙̾̈́̔̐̀̎̾ͤ͢ŏ̵̡̮̹͕̫͕͍͎̗̟̦͈̟͓̲̼̮̯̙̎ͨ̊́ͬ̀ͥn̢̢̫̝̠̻̺̬͇̖̣͍̰͕̹̙̼̯ͪ͊̐̿̄ͫͪ̉͂̏̊̄̇̓̑̄͜ͅ ̴̡̖̗̼̦̻͇̭̟̱͉̗͕̯͖̼͔ͭ͂̎ͮ̈́ͮ̏̒̔̃̂ͬ̀͟͟ģ̇ͦͦ̕͏͎͚͖̜͔̺̘͖e͍̬͉̺̖̖͍̻͇̝̝ͥ͒̍͌̏͐̍ͫ͂ͫ͒ͥͬ̒̊̾̆̅̀͟ͅt̷͒̓̌̎̎͑͆ͭ͏̷̧̯̘̫͙̬̮͍̥͎̩̫̱͈̹̞̫͖̩
SANDRA BUCKLEY GET
>not gregor
top pleb
Just for once give me a funny name
I hate video games
Simon Simon Everywhere.
But not a drop to drink.
>>332810653
>my last name again
neato
This thread seems woefully underpopulated by BEEES.
Simon?
I'll take the case
>>332810920
>Galloway
Why is this so much fun?
>>332810682
Sorry. The real simon has arrived. The last one was a WHORE
I am become Simon.
>>332810880
THE MORE THAT THINGS CHANGE.
THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME
>>332806615
I don't get it.
Someone say Simon?
Say ts'not so!
Is it even possible to be Simon?
ANIKI IS DEAD
simon
>mfw simon was an alien
>you will never ever be simon
>>332811276
HA! I've got you NOW!
Simon has arrived
since my real name is Simon it'd only be fair. SIMON GET!
Simon is laughing at us all rn
>>332806615
roll for simon
The real Simon has arrived some asshole stole my whip.
RAWHIDE
>>332808457
One more time?
I'll never stop trying.
Hue
If I get Simon I'll buy someone else a game, because I'm a nice guy.
still no simon? wow
hello i`m simon, and give the game to charity
simon never
At this point I'm starting to doubt it's even possible to roll simon.
Give me game
Last try
Just fuck my shit and call me Simon
Simon here buy a box of condoms and give it to a homeless guy for me.
Simon here. Don't want your shit games.
I have arrived
I killed a man once NAMED simon.
ayy lmao
The truest of Simon's have arrived
Simon here
SIMON GET
It's me you niggers.
Minimum effort OC as an offering to the Simon gods
>>332806615
Simon has arrived
I BELIEVE
Simon's on a quest he won't be coming.
Don't worry. I am the REAL Simon.
no simon no diamond
Rollan
what up y'all
Hey guys
my name is mud.
Can we only post our Steam once? Or can we do it until we get the name? Ah well, fuck it, rolling
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Pringur
fuck
Miggles n' Bits
I'm am simeme
weak meams lads
>>332812767
Keep posting like everyone else. But unlike you, it wont matter. Because I am... the real Simon.
....
Wait a minute
I'm Carltonhttp://steamcommunity.com/id/Banteroid/
i am semen thank you
hi?
SIMON SAYS
Gibs me dat
>>332812767
Rerolling
Why hello there.
It is I, simon.
I don't even want to be Simon anymore!
IM THE REAL SIMON
well ok
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Domby/
>>332806615
I am Simon.
I'm half-convinced this is rigged at this point.
hello
it is me
SIMON
if there hasnt been a simon yet there never will be
Simon is dead, just like your hopes and dreams.
jej
simon has arrived
>>332813260
DUBS
GUY
top kek
Simon here.
>>332813260
WITNESSED
ayyyyyy lmao
Id/pinkteam
>>332813260
SANTOS
A
N
T
O
S
I'm not a robot.
>>332813260
That's the most Mexican name I've ever seen.
>>332813260
damn
Rolling for the one
Is simon not even in the system?
No thanks
>>332813628
That's the thing though, it is.
>>332813628
No.
>>332813260
CHECKING THEM
>>332806615
Simon is a dumb name,
>>332813009
meester hahn
O shit reall?
>>332810682
Don't worry everyone, I just spilled coffee all over my SIMON!
sup simple simon
>>332806615
TIME FOR SIMON ROLL
lmao
>>332813260
>>332806615
WITNESS ME
>>332813923
Neil Yu Crahzee
>>332811730
Re-rolling for the umpteenth time.
>>332813923
fuck yu
>>332806615
Chicken n waffle niggers
simon says
Jesus christ this is the second thread and no one has gotten Simon yet
Until now
Is this a Simon's QUEST
?
>>332810682
simon birch get
pep
rollan
gib
MY NAME ISSIMON
>>332806615
Rollex
Simmons here. No sign of Simon yet Sarge
I don't even care if I get it at this point, I just want someone to get it so we can end this suffering.
literally impossible to get simon
>>332814489
Can't tell if pornstar or rockstar
>>332814567
I've seen it in like 5 other threads
Simon's a fucking faggot
simon get
UYY LOL
S I M O N
>>332814567
I saw a Simon earlier in a different thread
>>332814606
>implying they're not literally patching out the chance to get simon in simon get threads
tfw there is no simon
Simon Burch, reporting in.
Jiggly wiggly
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT???
R-r-rollan
>>332814738
>>332814772
>>332814775
Three E's in a row
It has to happen eventually.Third Thread when?
Bad Rats please
alamo
>>332813990
And again.make it stop please
Simon here. Worship me, cunts.
>>332814738
>mayo face when
hey guys
gib simon plox
shieeeeeeeeeeeet
>>332810682
I hate being Simon.
simon sez
gibe vidya plis
Why Simon?
Copythat Chris
Alright, that's enough, I'm finally here
Witness me
hello
Hello this is simon
Guys, Simon from the future here, beware of E3, EA will reveal themselves as Ea, and destroy everyone for miles. Be careful.
i dont want ur free shit
>>332806615
WITNESS ME!
i will be the simonest simon
Might as well try
SIMON
WHERE ART THOU
id/arcalite90
i am simon pls gib csgo
buy me dark souls 3 and stellaris
FUKKEN SIMON HERE LOL
There is no Simon
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kami102/
Simon here will take XCOM 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hi I'm simon
id/the___bean
>>332810682
Simon was once lost, but now he's FOUND@
BIG
Simon please
Mhm.
leave me alone
simon is literally avoiding this thread guys
b-be gentle
>>332815275
rerollan for Simon
asjkasytoagw094246
>>332815332
reroll
This is autistic as fuck
Simon says give me vidya
>>332806615
roll for Simon
>>332806615
What can I say?
niggers
http://steamcommunity.com/id/fatehehhhh
SIMON
buy me overwatch
Je suis Simon
>>332815275
final reroll
I give up
>>332810682
It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to make... SIMON
simon birch incoming
>posting your steam profile on 4chan
>>332815631
fuck off you shit tier comedian.
WHERE
>>332815712
>shawna sexton
is this some kinda porn name
xD
Si
Mon
>>332815631
FUCKING HA
Even if I am Simon, I don't think you'll buy me a game.
Simon
http://steamcommunity.com/id/je-z/
>>332815631
Holy shit I hate your comedy, you're not funny
SSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>332806615
Roll it!
Last one fuck it
>Implying 400+ are gonna bother buying a game for a faggot from here
yo
Sup faggots.
How many Simons are in here? Oh yes, That's right, it's just ME
>video games
>>332815936
WITNESSED
Heyid: TheCowPhoenix
herro
HAAH WAAW
>>332815936
>>332814867
This is getting stupid.
I'm starting to feel stupid.
I am the Sexmon.
OK
kill yourself
i`ll never be simon...
If I get Simon, post cute trap anus.
>>332806615
Whoops forgot my email.
Don't Dew it.
/id/Vultaerus
SHEEMOAN
>>332815949
I dunno anon, ya never know :^)
Not Simon
>>332807061
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How would you even buy me a game?
>>332806615
I have a bowblade so hopefully....
What is this dank new meme?
Simon Time
:^)
Por favor
hey guys ;)
GIGA
>implying anyone in this thread is gonna get simon
>>332816320
heres your (you)
How's it feel knowing I'm Simon?
Now do as I say niggas
Dark Souls 3
>>332816517
don't be such a fuckin downer, nathan
like holy shit how mean can you be
/id/AmoProbos/
Some say I can never die.
Gimme
Last try. Simon says....
>>332816320
plz
I'm including my email in this post so you can send me my game.
[email protected]
ayy lmao
rerolling
>>332810682
You will bow down before Si-MAN
>>332816470
DRILL
>>332816687
Here it is
re rerolling
Rolling for Simon
>>332816846
BREEAAAAAKEEEER
>>332816595
So Gnar
Go
czech this shit out
I will use what you call
"meme magic"
http://steamcommunity.com/id/xamhesys
New thread when?
happy baller friday
>>332817305
never
because I'm simon
>>332806615
>SIMON
YES
This is madness
>>332817375
>>332816595
Settlement captured
>fallout 3 gary voice
Simon?
i am NEVER EVER LUCKY
This is it: I am Simon
>>332817682
We can get 2 omars though ._.
>>332817280
last roll before I go to bed
Imagine if we get to 3 threads and still no Simon.
believe in the me
ARE
YOU
HIDING
