CONTINUING THE QUEST FOR SIMON
THE FIRST PERSON TO ROLL SIMON AS A FIRST NAME GETS BOUGHT A GAME BY EVERYONE ELSE IN THE THREAD
S I M O N G E T
reposting
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070137096/
Gib me Rainbow Six siege pls
Jesus christ simon get when
start
Look at me.
I'm the Simon now.
Jokes on you guys Im poor
Pls
SIMON PLS
Simon get
I not simon
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
no im simon
smon
>>332806615
I hate Reddit.
Check my 5 instead.
>>332806981
We all do
>>332806615
Let's see those games.
I'm not Simon.
I am Simon
Screw it
SIMONNN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12C7JWdfAsX
>>332806981
You can check out any time you like but you can never leave
rollin http://steamcommunity.com/id/dangerontheranger
Simon I am
>>332807061
>chris matthews
SIMON BERRUMONDO
>>332806615
>>332806615
Has shitposting ever gotten so bad on /v/?
fuckass
Too bad it wasn't in this or the last thread.
>>332807053
>not "Simon's Quest"
One fucking job.
Yeah go on then
This thread ends now.
Im the real Simon.
Just gift me a $50 PSN card instead.
>>332806615
Simons are assholes.
I live with a guy called Simon, no one likes him.
Musta missed last thread. Simon here, steam ID: dysmal
What about buying a cute femanon games instead?
>>332806615
givet to mah
>>332807446
Fuck off Silvia, you slut, I have your nudes
Anchovies.
steamcommunity.com/id/fluxchord
Sup
ME!
fuck off
Simone here.
What do you fags want?
>>332806615
Simon get.
Hello
>>332807509
Whats up?
Real Simon coming through.
>>332806615
>Implying Simon plays games
>>332807494
Prove it
>>332807559
hey estelle you're pretty cute and I bought your game
I wanna be simon
I AM SIMON
simon here ama me anything
>>332807650
I do play games faggot.
You realize that once Simon arrives, it will invariably be a shitpost that offers no contact information, right?
A quest without meaning and without reward... Can you really bear to live this way?
hi
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
You called?
>>332807742
I WONDER WHAT'S FOR DINNER
Suh dude
>>332807746
>>332807742
TTGLmind
Let's drill this fucking thread.
why tho
I'M SPARTACUS
>>332807658
You asked for it you slut
>>332807742
Do I get dubs with the combo?
Simon is a Cuck
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198070137096/
>tfw Simon is too busy playing video games to browse /v/
>>332807742
>>332807805
>2 Randalls in a row
>can't get simon
BILLY MAYS HERE
Clearly I'm Simon and I need Dark Souls 3.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197972850794/
>>332807979
>7979
Eh, sorta.
Simon get
Me am Simon.
Buy me am shitty fallout 4 :^D
what about Symone?
I'm called Bjord on steam, and my profile is about lobsters. Send me the damn games and stop spamming my name on 4cents.
Hey, there.id:TheCowPhoenix
Steam name is Nettie Hess.
Rollin' for a Simon.
>>332807727
Such a thing isn't wrong, Lorena.
Do you pronounce Simon as in Castlevania or Simon as in TTGL?
Can I have friends instead of vidya?
The best belmont
>>332806615
me irl
Hi guys.
Simon says jump off a bridge.
>>332808007
>Devil May Cry 3: Special Edition
>10.8 hrs on record
you probably spent all of it trying to get it to fucking run at all right? Fucking abysmal port.
>>332808042
JULIUS
I am literally™ Simon.
>>332808127
As in Castlevania
TTGL is closer to Simone, the female version of the name.
I know because I'm Simon.
I'm Simon. Buy me a fun xbone game.
uh
Me
>>332808217
SHIIIIZAAAA
gimme Dark Souls 3 suckas
Hey guys, its me, Simon.
Simon here
This thread is rigged.
Simon is such a shitty name, makes me want to puke.
hi
i am clearly simon
who /brat/ here?
Rolling for Simon.Someone buy me SFV.
>>332808306
DUANE
>>332808127
You sound like a JRPG character.
>>332806967
NEED LINK ABOUT THOSE
>>332807154
Tryin again.
Take it if you need it so much.
this is xionxang please buy me game
t. simon
>>332808262
NORMAS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332808430
coming from Lin
>>332808430
No I sound like Simon
>>332808317
>>332808306
DOUBLE DUANE
Fuck your thread
SIMON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>332808420
THE ROCK JOHNSON
Rollingg
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ERROR_404_BOREALIS_NOT_FOUND/
Sorry I'm not Simon. I'm Anthony Burch
Simon reporting in.
GIFT ME CSGO PLS I POOR WE HAB NO DOLLAR IN MY COUNTRY
t. Simon
>>332808618
BUCKLEY
Give me the video games
Behold! I am Simon!
Two Randalls, two Duanes. But no Simon.god is dead
Enough.
>>332808752
>BURCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Dibs
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197966577723/
Sweet little lies
>>332808752
>Patricia Burch
Fuck.
>>332808752
>Patricia Hernandez and Anthony Burch got married
>tfw your irl name is literally Simon.
I've never been so important.
>>332808752
WE GOT A BURCH
>>332808752
>pATRICIA BURCH
too bad i don't have a steam acc
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lolzrofl670/
I can't wait to not buy simon a game!
rofl xd
>>332808862
Nice try Clara.
͏ ͏ ͏▲
▲ ▲
I'm Simon get me dark souls 3
Simon get
hryu
ok
okay so what recognizable names have been posted so far? nothing?
>>332808980
How'd you do that
This is not the Simon you're looking for.
>>332808752
>Patricia Burch
I am purposefully not posting my ID so nobody gets games.
Haha!
can we just make this a Soma thread
I'm simon
>>332809015
>>332809041
Christopher Poole got posted
>>332760662
>no one gets Simon
>>332808752
woooow
>>332808618
>B^U
Who the real nigga, I the real nigga
One last shot at VICTORY
gift me csgo
id/arcalite90
Average cost of posting in this thread: Like five bucks.
Profit: up to 499 games
Dont fail me now
get?
what if i don't want any games
>>332806615
Shame I don't use Steam
I'm not a panty sniffer
>>332809041
>>332809142
neat
GABBAGOUL
Gotta kick reason to the curb and believe in the me that believes in you!
>>332809228
>ALBERTO
kek nice meme
I don't want any games
More +(You)s
Simon "The Miller Report" Miller reporting in, you chuffing numpties
Is Simon even a real name in this thread
>>332806615
Ebn
>>332806615
Am i simon?
>>332806615
id/digiornofan228
rolling for video games
I have searched everywhere for Anthony Burch, he must be elsewhere.
id/arcalite90
rollin for csgoyes i am this needed
Imagine someone getting Simone
But I don't have a steam account I'm an Xbox pleb
I, Sjcodan, am the true Simon, and shall roll until it is so.
I'm who you're looking for.
April fools LOL
>>332809505
People were right : you will never ever be Anthony Burch.
Simon get
Id/rektumravager
I am simon
WHY THE FUCK NO1 GOT SIMON YET
>>>/a/139443607
>>>/a/139443607
>>>/a/139443607
SCROLL DOWN FOR SEXTUPLETS
simon says fuck u
My real name is Dr. X but you can call me by your peasant names
simon says fuck you, I prefer animu
Simon here!
>>332809629
Gimme that Simon
Hey guys
steam: tamerlane1
SIMON
I
M
O
N
>>332809872
Daisy here!
This is like russian roulette.
You pull the trigger and you've got a chance to suffer a fate worse than death, you've got a chance to become anthony burch
>>332806615
Ayo.
I don't want your charity
Simon is a gay
dw senpai
I'm here
these name generating algorithms are flawed
>>332809041
I got Martha Stewart earlier.
>>332809942
>>332806615
It'sPayne! Whack him!
Thanks, but I have enough games.
So does your name change everytime you post?
You guys called me?
Are you guys looking for me?
I don't know if I'll ever be Simon, I've tried quite a bit. But I will always have this man's words to keep me going.
>>332810150
>greer
>not Greg
One job
>implying I'mnot alexander
>>332810206
lets find out
>>332806615
That was easy.
>>332810221
Fuck I forgot my name
My name begins with an A, can you guess it?
Fuck you all.
I am the one true simon.
>Will the real Simon please stand up?
>*stands up*
simon get
How about I get Craig Nelson instead
>>332810329
Ok good to know
top kek
dont give me games im just gonna fuckin off myself anyway
steamcommunity.com/id/smc/
I just want Tree of Savoir, hook a simon up
Well, my real name is Simon....
>>332810136
brad long sounds like a shitty name for a porn actor.
ayyy
I am a jew
>>332810231
Hey man
How you doin'?
Simon is never coming, deal with it.
Thx for the games guys
i suck dicks
Don't worry. Simon has arrived.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fun_Ghoul/
GET ME TALES OF ZESTIRIA SO I CAN ACCURATELY TRASH IT
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