If Kirby swallowed you, what kind of copy power would he get?
>>332762197
schizophrenia
cuckoldry
Nothing
>>332762197
Laziness.
>>332762197
chronic masturbatory powers
autism
>>332762197
Alcoholism.
Hiiii~
>>332762529
Noice.
>>332762197
The power of advanced HIV. With the ability to turn it into AIDS
>>332762529
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
>>332762529
OH SHIT
Power to throw away worthless thing like empathy or conscience.
>>332762197
Islam
>>332762529
Why the hell do we have names now?! What did I miss?
>>332762529
Kirby, get off 4chan right now.
drug addiction
>>332762529
WHAT THE FUCK
>>332762529
nice
>>332762529
Hi Kirby
>>332762197
How to make drugs.
sleep
>>332762197
The ability to cast Bitterness and self-loathing on an enemy for 10 mp at 1.5 cast on sender.
The amazing ability to disappoint his parents.
>>332762529
first moot, now this?!?!
>>332762197
COME
>>332762197
Autism and speedreading.
>>332762529
youre pretty good
>>332762197
Depression
The desire to want to eat all the time, so pretty much nothing changes.
>>332762529
I need a monsta to clobbah that Kirby
James Bond always wins, baby
>>332762529
Poyo~
Obesity
The power to check this 9
>>332763269
You're pretty good.
>>332763269
oooo i feel the burn
The inability to make positive changes and good decisions
>>332763269
>>332763319
If 8 this thread is magical
>>332763269
>>332763319
>>332762197
The ability to fap to gay porn for almost an entire day without stopping
>>332763269
Is this thread blessed?
>>332762529
>>332763398
>>332763319
>>332763269
what the fuck is happening in this thread
>>332762197
A mixture of paranoia schizophrenia, depression, and chronic masturbation.
Is it a 5?
>>332762197
Inoperable cancer.
>>332762529
>>332763269
>>332763319
>>332763398
>>332763449
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>332763515
Thank you
WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNN
>>332763564
BRAVO
>>332763515
Every girl I've dated loved it. Girls like when you wreck their lives.
>>332762197
the ability to lose all his friends and rot away, consumed by self doubt, wasting his youth infront of the computer screen
>>332762529
Neat
>>332763674
the one wherein there is a twist
>>332763697
anyone can do that anon, you're not special
>>332762197
Appreciation of Dead Island Riptide, Dmc, and GTA Online for what they are: video games.
>>332762197
>If Kirby swallowed you, what kind of copy power would he get?
he would get the power of METH
never sleep
never eat
always focused as fuck!
becomes a Art Critic
useless power
>>332762529
My god
>>332764110
>Brandy
>meth
London?
>>332762197
Vore fetish
>>332764560
No Mr. Yates.
Coeur d'alene, IDAHO
>>332762529
>Kirby shitposts on /v/
>>332762197
I'm OK at skiing/snowboardingBut I live 1000 miles from a ski-worthy mountain
cancer
>>332762197
perma-virginity
Check my 6
>>332762197
Ability to smoke endless bongs and never get tired or too stoned
>>332766545
>Ball
Should've went for the 8
>>332766624
Good thing I did go for the 8
Pedo. Cue him stalking Adeleine and stealing her panties.
Make like a 3
Homosexuality
>>332766928
More like 5
>>332762197
My erection since I am a vorefag
>>332762529
>>332763269
>>332763319
>>332763398
Insecurity
Depression and existential anxiety.
Epic fapping powers
>>332762529
What the fuck
The power to summon 7s.
The ability to forget the awesome ability he just had but due to an unstable job market that ability is just not in high enough demand.
I am absorbed, kirby is warped to an empty plane where his ability's and skills slowly deteriorate.
test
>>332762529
nice
>>332762197
Enemies won't attack or even notice you on when you're drunk.
>>332762520
Same. Instead of Kirby being pink, he'd turn red.
>>332762197
The power of glorious aryan genes
Kirby would get nothing from me. No powers whatsoever.
I do like being swallowed
The power to be a cuckold.
>>332770106
When the fuck have you been swallowed before to even know that you like it.
>>332762529
>Tfw actual surname is Kirby
>Brothers name is Stephen
Stephen pls you're supposed to be at work and your boss has a quota. Quick browsing /v/ and finish bending those beams you faggot.
>>332762197
Probably just gas. Some kind of gas powered moves.
hi
Meme Name
>>332770982
Alberto confirmed in the name pool.
The power to take a long nap
>>332762197
He'd make Dreamland great again
>>332770436
So Wario then?
Depression
>>332762941
Don't for get Mr. House
>>332764582
>>332762197
He would be able to search for files through many tags very efficiently and carefully organize hundreds of them onto his hard drive.
Becoming narcoleptic
>>332763269
>>332763319
>>332763398
Holy shit.Check my six
Power to jerk off to traps and dream of the knot
An insatiable fondnessand lustfor Meta Knight.
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