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SHAAAAAAUUUUUN
hey
hey
Jason?
JAYSUN
hey dad it's me
What's up?
SNAAAAAKKKEEEEEEE
SHAUN
TETSUO!
DETECTIVE NAHMAN JAYDEN
Where is Shaun?
BANE
fuck off dad
>>332753956
tfw shaun
>>332754372
Right here
This forum sure is random :P
>>332754279
KANEDA!
Help me! My demon hair is waving!
JASON
Haha this sure it's random
Sup?
KHAAAAAAAAN!
KHAAAAAAAN!
Are we even alive?
ME HOY MINOY
>>332753956
Upvoted
>>332753956
>Shaun
I go by Sean
>>332754807
Thanks friend
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yeah?
>>332754225
MOTIVATED
Jason?
NARUTO
X
CUNT
DAAAAAD
JAAAASOOOOOOOON
no such thing as a person named "Shaun"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0im3EA53G4
Pssshh...nottin personnel dad
Scott Shelby is the origiami killer!
>>332755308
Shepard
GORDON
>>332755447
Show us your Hugh Underwood!
SHAAAAAAAwwwwwNNNNN.......SHAAAAWWN
>>332754839
Get back to the floors Juanita
>>332753956
the chances to get a Shaun is literally one in millions
never gonna happen buddy
>>332755853
Greer
>>332754505
The origaime killer?
>>332756172
good thing i'm gonna get it
JASON
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
HATE NEWSPAPER
>>332756234
no dumbfuck
its less than a chance to win $100 lottery basically
fucking idiots /v/
>>332756359
don't tell me what i can do
JASON
>>332756359
Then how come I got it?
WHO KEEPS SAYING MY NAME
Here Dad!
>>332756359
Guess I'm the mother fucking king of jackpots.
>>332753956
YOU'RE NOT SHAUNNNNN.
>>332756359
I'm proving you wrong m8, watch me
Dad?
DAAAAD
aaaaaaaaa
BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Shut the fuck up Dad.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Nothing to see here, move along
>>332756885
>>332756790
>>332756523
>>332756457
fucking retards never lean
>>332757345
Check again
looks like i win
>>332757345
Joke's on you, I'm standing 60 degrees forward.
>>332753956
WAIT FOR YOUR DATSUN!
rolling for shaun and jason
>>332757345
How about you suck my dick Lucas, you fucking faggot queer.
>>332754329
AHM HERE TO SEE PACKO
[drowning noises]
>>332757345
I see what you did there.
>>332753956
what's up dad?
Oh no, my son is missing in da wasteland! I'm a fathahr too!
>>332753956
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT
>>332757345
>>332756359
>people constantly shit on my dreams
I'm not letting you control my life anymore.
I. AM. SHAUN.
>>332757345
Are you seriously going to tells I don't have the chance to get the name I already had twice?
>>332757393
>>332757414
>>332757492
>>332757792
look faggots, this thread can go to 10,000 and my chances of winning is still in the million.
Now fuck off and go play video games
>>332757582
no i didn't do jack shit, that was a typo
Dad can I hgggaaave a balloon pleeeease dad I'd really like to have one I am american child so good yeah?
>>332757927
But I'm living in a game!
>>332757927
I guess this thread has to go by a million
>>332757927
>fannie pugh
BISHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>332757927
>literally flustered fannie
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>332758073
Savage bants there.
>>332753956
Bossu
>>332758084
Good name, Samuel.
Guess i was right all along dumbfucks
>>332758073
>them bants
>Tim Savage
>>332758517
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
>>332758049
>Pham
TEE BEE EYCH PHAM
>>332758718
Do you need some cash? You seem broke.
Hi dad, it's me.
JASON
What?
>>332758679
I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit
anyone seen Shaun?
Can I have a pullhoon dad?
Press [X] to ____________
I am Shaun
>>332756359
Shaun here.
Hey :^)
will the real shaun please stand up?
SHAAAAUUUUNNNN
Fuck off dad, your stupid drinking habits killed my brother and lead my mother into a whorefest of a life, I'm killing myself as I write this letter and you should do the same
>>332760303
nay, I am Shaun
>>332760505
COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
SHAAAAAUN
JASON!
Shaaaaunnnnn
Check my Shaun
SHAUN GET
check my shaun
SHUT UP DAD
>>332753956
what?
SHAAAAAAAAAAUN
>>332757565
PAHKO?
i'm shaun
Shawn here...
I'm not Shaun. I'm Jason. Shaun is a liar.Jason is alive
Ethan!
I got it
DAAAAAAAAAD
>>332753956
Stop yelling you dumb cunt
>Retards still dont learn anything
Here lets me prove my point one last time.
See ?
Its not shaun, it will never be Shaun, now fuck off.
>>332761484
>
>>332753956
Jason?
Hi
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't think it's possible to find Shaun.
What a world we live in. It's 2016 for Christ's sake!
shaun?
Pressing x
>>332761687
Hello?
right here
NARUTOOO
Is it me?
>>332754372
>Drake
You used to call me on my cell phone
The water is cold papa~ ;_;
>>332753956
Yeh?
Fuck off, Dad.
Donald get
SHAAAAAUN
I PREFER THE RAPIST
lol traffic
>you will never be jason
lol cars
It's me, the origarmi killer
Shaun reporting in.
press x to _____
blub blub
>>332763079
Shaun isn't here. Go home.
help
dad?
Hey pops
>yfw you're shaun
dad
X
>>332753956
Fuck you Eatan
Ignore me, I'm a bot.
what is this
>>332753956
WE GOTTA FIND SHAUN
>>332753956
Autistchan
SHAAAAAAAUUUUUNNNN
hey its me ur brother
it's le me le father XDXDXDXD
WHERE IS SHAUN?
>>332763995
4 Shaun
i am here
Help
>>332764080
You alright there may?
CAR CRASH JASON HERE.
Have you seen my balloon?
Hello?
>>332753956
Dad?
JASON
HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHA
>>332753956
STOP YELLING
But Shaun is a fucking gay ass name.
shaun
It's Payne!
RISE AND SHINE
Hello there
More of a Sean, I'd say
>>332756359
You're just trying to horde Shaun all for yourself
[X]
>>332754225
Why don't you fuck off, Norman.
Need Shawn
Dad?
[X] [X] [X] [X]
NAME RELATED
>>332753956
HEY DAD CAN YOU BUY ME A PULL-ON
>>332753956
I wonder where Shaun is
Don't tell anyone.
>>332755313
DAAAAAD
>>332765665
ANYAAAAAGHHGHGH
Shauns not here :^(
>>332753956
shaun???
>>332764315
>HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHA
>Lela Rivers
I am he.
JASOOON
Hello? Is it me you're looking for?
>>332753956
DAAD
Theres no shawn when theres no living
Hello
Father?
Yes?
yea?
Scott Shelby is the killer.
Go get him right now
dad?
>>332766378
lies and slander
hey guys what did i missed
Hi.
Yes, it is I
hey
[Cross]
me?
>>332766314
https://youtu.be/M-AM-QsSpnQ?t=5m13s
Is this your dad?
what dad?
Origami
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulEisLcFEl4
>>332766698
my dad
Shaun is dead.
Sup
>>332753956
greetings fellow fourchanner
AIDEN!
Tell me about Jason.
JAAAASON
>>332766770
God I love Nathan so much, Nathaniel goes well too. Such a beautiful name. ;_;
>>332766824
He's dead and so is Shaun.
>>332767015
For you.
What?
>>332767067
Their deaths were a Joyce occasion.
>>332767134
for you
>>332767083
r u a gill?
>>332753956
I may not be Shaun, but at least I'm not the guy's fucking wife. What a bitch.
JJJAAAASSSOOONNN
I'm looking for Paco
Can I haff a pulloon dad?
>>332767449
go away salad
SHAUN
>>332767631
Ok son, just be sure to promise me that you won't walk away and walk across the street twice for no reason
I could go for a little ARI time right now.
>>332755853
STEEEVE !!!
SASUKEEEE!!!
JASOOOOOOOOOOOON
Shaun's fucking dead senpai. Trust
>>332768352
SEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAN
5
Im here
>>332768519
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
hey shaun its me ur brother
SHAUN
HERE
JAYYYSOONN~~~~
lol I just woke up what the fuck is happening
>>332763995
GRIIFIIIIIITHHHH!!!!
>>332753956
Clara?
>>332768948
WE NEED TO FIND SHAUN
>>332769048
You're not Haze.
jason? JASON!
>>332768352
SEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN
NO JASON IN HERE LADS
>>332753956
D-Dad?
HERE DAD
>>332768352
SEAAAAAAAN
My name is Shaan you dingwad.
Who's Shaun?
>>332753956
Fuck off Clara, Shaun is dead
Hey its me your brother.
>>332768352
Time, Dr. Freeman?
NIggeRS
TU-TURU
SHAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>332768352
SHAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
how do i post on this forum i cant computer
YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN GET 1 SHAUN
>>332753956
What do you want, dude?
>>332770340
WWWWWWWWMMMMMMMMM
Jason! Jason!
Shaun here
please stop. I'm fine.
in my dream i am shaun, its me
OOODRIN!
>>332768352
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWN
>>332754372
Shaun is dead. I killed him when I blew up the Institute. I also killed that robotic copy.
>>332770340
The fuck kind of name is Wm?
SHAAAAAAAUUUUUN
>>332753956
Dad, you're embarrassing me
worst dad NA
SHHAUWN?
what do you want senpai
>>332753956
better than "life is strange"
>>332753956
Shaun here
STOP
>>332756359
Shaun get!
Rollan
>>332756359
Bullshit, watch... THIS
Yes?
>>332770340
MOVE THAT BUS WM!!!!
>>332773380
DAAAAAAAAAALE
How are you friendos
>>332753956
Shhhhhh, he's ok.
>>332773550
We're good
SHAAAAUUUUN
>>332768352
SHAUUUUUUUN
JASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
No need to yell, man... Heard you the first x.
Shaaun?
Fuck off dad
SHAUN?
FailFish
DAD?
>implying there even is a shaun
Doctor Pavel, I'm CIA
what
>>332753956
shaun
>>332775324
There is, i saw on /tv/ the first name Shaun.
>>332774931
Anita pls leave
JASON
>>332753956
Im here nigga
Fuck this shit, I'm Marc.
SHAUN?
JONATHAN
JEEEYYSUUUUN
JAAAAAAAASOOOOON
hey guys
hey dad
SHAAAAAAAUUUUUUUN
why're you calling my name?
If I get Shaun or Jason I'll literally kill myself
>tfw you will never roll your own name
What's going on here
SSSHHHAAUUUNNN
July
August
September
October
November
!
SHAUN?
JAY SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>332753956
JASSSSOOOOONNN
MARIOOOOOOO
>>332753956
TESTUOOOOOOOOOO
fuck shaun
>>332753956
So why does this bullshit "game" get a free pass when you redditors all shit on actual games (read:gameplay) like Gone Home?
You faggots shit on QTEs but this is literally QTE: The Game
DÀAAAADDD!!
I'm afraid that's not possible.
DAAAD
DAAD
>>332763539
>mfw
>>332778037
SHAAAAAAAAUUNN
>>332753956
>>332778447
SHAAUN
JASON
>>332760505
You were right all along ;_;
Really? Pretty much 400 responses and no one has posted this video? You guys disappoint me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
>>332760505
holy shit
>>332760505
Faggots
>>332778031
People shit on David Cage games all the time Gayle
>>332779790
DELETE THIS
>>332757207
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
>>332781042
Oh shit, at least I'm not Anthony
>>332781042
>BURCH
>>332778031
Fuck of Charles, Heavy Rain gets shit on all the time 24/7.
However, to its credit it's the only modern adventure game that actually has your choices FUCKING MATTERING. There are tons of way to change how the game plays out.
For example, doing X thing in a previous chapter can change Y thing in a future chapter. Depending on how you play, entire scenes can change (ie. the method to escape from the police in the lizard trial will change if Ethan is injured and Madison isn't there). Additionally, characters (all but 2) can actually die, which removes scenes you can play and drastically changes the end of the game. Furthermore, there are at least 4 different endings for each character based on how well you did, resulting in 16 unique endings and 64 permutations. Finally, the QTEs in the game were actually kinda cool because they were just more than
>press this button really fast!
>press this button when it tells you to!
Heavy Rain had a shit story, but I'd dare say it has the best adventure game mechanics this decade.
>>332781042
>first name starts with an A
>Last name is Burch
cuck detected
hello
I'M DIRTY DAN
>>332753956
Why are you shouting, dad?
dr pavel im shaun
>>332756197
Blake doesn't make any sense
You've got to do something
>>332781537
no you're dirty dan
>>332781409
CERVANTES
Dad pls
at least i am not anthony burch
>>332754225
LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
>>332754225
WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF, NORMAN
>>332781727
>Nathaniel
I shot you motherfucker.
>>332782010
WETHER WE WANTED IT OR NOT
Heavy Rain was a great game. I liked how the story unfolded.
JASON?!
>>332756359
say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens.
fuck you dad
>>332753956
shaun
JASON
I CAN FEEL IT COMING OVER ME
I FEEL IT ALL AROUND ME
JASON
>>332753956
Hey Dad it's SHAAAAAAAAUNNNNN
JASOOON
>>332783514
Wrex.
me?
>>332782639
>game
>>332756359
Shaun incoming
>there are people who want to be the retarded kid who wanders into the street
>there are people who want to be the retarded kid who almost drowns
what?
>>332754458
How does this nigger have such shit balance?
you called?
>>332767563
Who's this?
>>332768352
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
JASON
I GOT U A PUHLOON JASON
>>332786145
I honestly don't know what's worse in Heavy Rain, the kids that clearly have no right speaking English at all, or the adults that are mostly able to speak it well, but completely flub inflections at the worst times
David Cage is a fucking pretentious douchebag.
>>332786145
>kid runs off
>thank god I found you
>buy me a balloon fucker
>o-okay
>runs off again
DAD WHERE ARE YOU
>>332786559
Are chou maybe acrooss za busy free way?
Jason?
>tfw you still have images in your reaction folder from the first gameplay trailers
Shaun ?
>>332788516
hey
JAY SUUUUUUUUN
dad?
ITS OVER
I claim this name get in the name of Bill Wilson
>>332753956
I GOTTA FIND JASON
Check muh shaun
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
>>332753956
Check it :^)
>>332753956
No, it's Sean, Dad
I'm so surprised this isn't a fallout 4 mod
I might not be Shaun, but at least I'm not Anthony Burch.
you called?
Perhaps Shaun is a part of all of us in the end. I am Shaun and so are you
>>332753956jason?
>>332790780
i aint no shaun
SCOTT SHELBY IS A GOOD MAN
He also has an infinte ammo pistol
>>332753956
shaun here
Yes?
>>332753956
Shut up, dad!
Manny Pardo get!
weed lmao
>>332785176
>/v/
>>332791758
dude
Jason?
>>332791995
sup
>>332753956
JASON!!!!!
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN
yes?
>>332793424
AY MARIO
>tfw I'll never see my name posted
Hey
>>332753956
I'm right here
dad?
>>332753956
I'm right here
>>332795286
Nice try felipe
>>332756359
gib shaun
I am Shawn.
Yeah?
What is with all the yelling?
shoes for shaun?
shaun
Balloons
Et tu, Shaun?
What?
>>332796989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og
>>332760505
SARA CONNOR?
>>332753956
You noobs, I'm Shaun.
>>332780000
Oh shit
I saw this thread this morning. Genuinely suprised nobody got a Shaun yet.
>>332798561
There was a Sean >>332768352
JASOOOOOOOOOOON
Fuck off, I don't wanna be a fucking dumb kid.
>>332780000
>>332798372
How can you be Shaun when I'm Shaun?
>>332766653
Hah. Colon.
dad?
>>332799602
golden
Still no Shaun?
what
>>332777326
this member
>dick get
Im Shaun
This is my first post of the day, I am definitely Shaun
Gotta be Shaun
Shaun my boy
>>332754372
Dead
Dad please help me! Scott Shelby isn't the killer!
>>332756359
I am Shaun now.
Huopa.
>>332767516
PACO?!
what?
JASON
;_;
>>332756683
FEEL
>>332799602
>Marvin Martin
