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ITT: We wait for ""'"Henry""" to show up
>>332747583
>>332747583
>>332747583
If last name counts
Waiting for Mario to show up.
What does TJ stand for anyway?
I'm sure they said it in recess once.
rolling for """"""""""""""""henry""""""""""""""""
You can't say it's only a half.
>>332748884
Good joke there, cliff
>>332748115
Rolling stones
>>332748115
>tfw this is what QPU misalignment feels like
LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT
Hi
henry get
I'm here.
Let's give it a try
Is this CSS comes from another QPU?
Saw a Henry in another thread so its possible
>>332749196
I'm tempted to keep off 4chan for the next 24 hours if pictures are going to be this small.
Tfw Henry is already blocked
>>332749252
Nice try "Harriet"
A deal's a deal anon, you can't say it's only half
henry/mario get
An A press is an A press tbqh
waiting for the chosen one
Henry in the house.
YOU CANT JUST SAY ITS HALF
>>332749367
"Anon"? What is that Donnie?
mIISSaliGneeeeddDD d
lets be real here, you cant half press a button, thats retarded
>>332748115
Since this is a shitposting thread. Anyone listen to the Reply All podcast where the normie hosts didn't understand the QPU joke or why the video was so funny? I know they barely watched the video, but I'm surprised they didn't just skip through a little to get an idea of what was going on beyond just mocking Henry (literally me) and trying to explain a button press.
A deals a deal, now you have to suck my argument that there's no such thing as half an A press
There is such a thing as half an A press.
Never
>+(you) this post
BUT FIRST
>>332749490
I agree, is either pressed or not
there no such thing as half-a press
>>332748115
Shut the fuck up Leland you memespouting bitch.
>>332749368
What kind of faggot had two first names?
shut up all of you posers. nobody can't be henry
im here boys
>>332749501
Give me 1 (ONE) reason why you were listening to Reply All
>>332749359
PEDOBENDER
+Christa Webb
Really funny.
hey "henry" its me ur brother
>>332749501
I dont know what you're talking about. There are 4chan podcasts? Fucking disgusting.
Reminds me of how an A press cant be half an A press no matter what you say you fucking """"panenkoek""" hack
>>332748115
hi guys
AN A PRESS IS AN A PRESS YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY A HALF
>>332749330
>mfw I realized I saved the thumbnail by accident
NNOOOOO
>>332749490
So if you were to try to play through mario 64 with the least amount of a-presses how would you count them?
what
Care to explain me why are we waiting for """""henry""""""?
If your name begins with H you're Henry for the remainder of this thread
>>332749624
FUCK OFF CHAD REEEEEEEE
>tfw Henry will never show up
Henry get
Did anyone say my name?
>>332749624
Fucking normie.
>>332749625
Really long rides and I need something new or I'll get road rage because my city is filled with crazy drivers and heavy traffic.
delete this
>>332749719
Fuck off """HENRY""".
>>332749719
Good job.
>>332749714
Retards who think you can halfpress a fucking button
>>332749719
Fuck off "Henry"
The concept of Half and A press makes perfect sense.
>>332749714
+Thelma Banks
Where's Phillip?
>tfw you realize that all of pannenkoek's videos are satire
>>332749767
CAAARLOOOOS
It was about time you show up "Henry"
You're the only hope for our world
>>332749664
Reply All is a jew podcast.
>>332748115
Here's a +(You) nigger.
An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only a half
>>332749624
GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOUUUTT
>>332749767
You motherfucker
>>332749624
Let this be a warning for any Chad trying to be my Daddy
>>332749719
But what happens if the real """Henry""" shows up?
>>332749779
no it doesnt
>>332749490
In order to aim in MGS, you half-press square. If you wish to shoot, you completely press square.
Pressing half a button does exists.
Lol what
you need me?
hello
>>332749853
>Sherman Patrick
>>332749940
Fuck off fake Henry
>>332749804
A lot of work and dedication to create satire. Creating something as abstract and technical as the rolling rocks half a-press run takes something more than the desire to be humorous.
Man what the fuck.
guys what if you have to wait 12 hours?
We're never going to get Henry, aren't we
The problem is we can't even ctrl+f easily for a henry because everyone keeps writing Henry.
Henry
>>332749719
>>332749893
Get out Herbs
>>332750017
Worth it desu
My name is Andrew, and here is my 9
Henry is here.
I don't think Henry is online :\
>>332750045
I never asked for this.
>>332750017
>that kid who built up shitposting for 12 hours to get a Henry name
WHY DO YOU CALL IT HALF A PRESS YOU FUCK
>>332750017
This is the part that made me start dying in the video.
>>332750017
12 hours for something that doesnt exist like a halfpress?
Am I cute girl now?
>>332748115
Fuck you Leland
you're henry, he's henry,
I"M HENRY
>>332749359
WITNESSED
I never asked for this
We should all plan a going away party for Henry. I hear sushi is his favorite!
>Tfw I'll never get my actual nameor the female version
Henry is just an innocent boy who did nothing wrong.
MODS PLEASE GIVE US HENRY PLEASE
>>332750106
>>332750197LOL
I won't get a "henry", but here is my 5.
>>332749658
Tyrone, mah nigga. Good to see you today.
Bill Wilson are you in here?
I need to know about Bane
I don't get this meme
>>332749756
Thanks Lori
An A press is an A press you can't say it's only a half
what is going on
Henry?
any "TJ"s spotted yet?
>>332750276
So close.
>>332749624
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
12 HOURS
If this post is Henry, all half-A-presses count as full-A-presses for all Super Mario 64 TASes.
Post Scuttlebug!
dedication to his craft
STOP NAMEFAGS
Nipples
>>332749624
CHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
t. """""""""""""""""""""""henry"""""""""""""""""""
>>332750197
B^U
>>332749624
normie here
normie there
normie HERE
NORMIE THERE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>mfw not henry
no Henry here boss
JUST
""rolling""
I din du nuffin
Fuck off, this meme died months ago, no one gives a shit anymore.
>>332749624
OUT
>>332750208
>for not understanding what he mean
Good try, but an A press is an A press, there is not such thing as a half-A press
Is the name thing tracking IPs?
Test.
Is Henry even one of the possible names?
YRNEH A SSERP
Henry get
Henry get.
Trying to take one for the team.
you rang
I wont get Henry, But I'll get pic related
>>332750517
>>332750539
Rudolph are cunts.
But why do we need so speed? Well first I need to talk about parallel universes.
>>332750463
A DEAL'S A DEAL
D
E
A
L
'
S
A
D
E
A
L
U wot m8
Henry is a myth
>>332748115
DELETE THIS
>>332750551
Pretty sure it doesn't.
>>332750517
Why does it have to be meme? Why can't it just be a video we occasionally enjoy.
>>332750538
>tfw you might be related to Anthony Burch
>>332750562
yes
>>332750124
Of coure you are, Mr. Roderick.
Now, where are the bodies?!
plz henry plz
Henz
>>332750538
>burch
lmao
>>332750197
Who's ready for the inevitable Tim Buckley?
>>332750627
DONT TALK TO RUDOLPHS THAT WAY, YOU ASSHOLE
>>332750684
Fuck offm Allison, you meme loving fuck.
tfw no henry gf
>>332749624
REEEE
How does 4chins know our names?
::stopmeme::
EH REH
Who is Henry?
>>332750768
NORMA FAGS GET OUT
>>332750714
THANKS LORI
>>332750538
Mr. Burch?
>>332750538
>burch
I have bad news for you anon
>>332750538
>BURCH
SO IT IS POSSIBLE
Henrys are not real.
And why are there no muslim names?
>>332750712
OBJECTION!
Where is your proof that it was my client who hid them!
this meme format reminds me of that site that was taking 4chan posts, filtering board names to the site name and taking twitter profiles to use as on site profiles.
what was its name?
Zazzers? Zazzles?
Hentai Queen.
Ah, I get it now. Half A presses do exist.
I wish this meme would die
HENRY GET
>>332750267
Bane?
>>332748115
I'm here you dumb nigger cunts.
>>332750538
Literally a cuck
Personally I can't wait until somebody is named anythony burch or anita sarkeesian or christopher poole.
>Snoopavision
>>332750951
>>>/reddit/
>>332748115
get
>>332750208
Henry looks like a pretty cool guy.
Your post name is the name of your soulmate, and that last two digits of your post number are the % chance you have of finding them in your lifetime. Will you find your soulmate?
henry isn't even real
>tfw not Henry
Henry please
After all, an A press is an A press.
memes
>>332750951
Barbara Le Reddit pls leave
>>332750990
Hi Lori
Sorry I'm late guys, I was practicing my 1/27 A presses.
>>332748115
this is a dumb fucking meme created by an autist
how the fuck can you "half press" a button
you either press it or you don't press it, buttons are analog not digital
here I go
Beat
Here I am.
AY WHERE DA WHITE WIMMIN AT
Please stop making fun of me.
An A press is an A press, everyone
jesus christ this is fucking up my oneechan x
can we have the upvotes back, this is awful
NIGGERS
you can't do half
>>332750990
for you :^)
I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Half A Presses
>>332751090
Close, but no cigar
>>332750714
>>332750990
THANKS LORI
>>332750957
FUCK UP SHEILACUNT
>>332751098
fucking spics
>>332751098
t. AlRoberto BarKocha
>almost 200 replies
>Still no sign of Henry
We're doomed here forever. Our saviour has forsaken us.
HENRY ISNT EVEN A REAL NAME
Check my. 5
>>332750538
>tfw you MIGHT be Anthony Burch
whats good?
>>332751212
Don't lose hope Velma.
I've always been henry
Henryu
Henry's too puss to show up anyway.
If there are 3 parts to a press can't you do a 1/3 or 2/3 press?
>>332751248
>tfw you're not
alright guys, party's over. I'm here right now
>>332750881
Another cuck
>>332751212
Maybe Henry isn't in the database.
just like anthony.
>>332750538
>Burch
hahahahaha cuck
>>332750890
So there ARE bodies, huh?
Half presses aren't real
HURRY THE FUCK UP HENRY
>>332751230
how about TJ or Yoshi?
>>332751290
Lucinda is cute! CUTE!
>>332750538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlzFO4-nNu4
>>332750208
Henry should stand by it and live as the arch nemesis.
and by Henry I mean me.
>>332752000
Fuck you, Henry.
>>332751372
what a based name
>>332750881
>Cadance got married to Big Mcintosh
What an awful ship
I am Henry.
>>332751337
Anthony is in the database. Want me to crossboard link for proof?
>yfw im henry
ayyy
>>332750714
thanks lori!
>>332751474
yfw you are not
Quarter A press
>>332751493
Thanks, Lori.
Waiting for Alberto Barbosa to show up.
>>332751090
GIVING EVERYTHING I CAN
What are you memers up to
>TWELVE YEARS
>>332751374
Jesus, Conrad. Tie your fucking laces!
henryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenryhenry
H-he's never showing up, is he..?
Oh shid
why is it so hard to get ONE NAME
Awaken my QPU's
yfw I'm the real Henry
>>332750208
>Latasha
>literally dindu nuffin
tfw you are henry
We should wait until Gregor shows up
>>332748115
Sup
Henry is dead.
t. Henry's mom
>>332751559
Honk
>>332751624
Nice try "Mario".
is henry even in the database
>>332751596
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>332751624
>MARIO
BASED
>>332751624
Sup Mario
>>332751624
Mama mia
>we might have to build up speed for 12 hours to summon Henry
>>332751596
Uh oh
>>332751612
>unaligned
probably not
No, it is I who is Henry.
Henry is dead :(
>>332751596
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
>>332751596
HENRY
>>332751374
Mabel Conrad is a /co/ name
>>332751624
Nice qpu
>>332751596
>no-one noticed
Bix Nood
>>332751612
it'll be one hell of a jamboree.
jew get
>>332748115
There is absolutely NO such thing as a "half A" press you dumb niggers. It's either you press the button or you don't.
ayyy
>>332751596
>>332751624
Absolute clockwork
>>332751596
HENRY
>>332751765
Is your body ready for this?
>>332750881
>Mcintosh responding to Burch
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>332751596
FALSE PROPHET LEAVE
>>332751596
HE ARRIVED! HE ACTUALLY ARRIVED!
HOLY FUCK
you guys are gonna shit your pants when henry shows up
>>332751624
How is you QPU going Mario?
Guys we need to aline our QPUs if ever want to have a Henry
>>332751821
Sure thing, "Jesse"
If that is your real name.
CWC HAS RETURNED
CWC HAS RETURNED
>>>/tv/67709155
CWC HAS RETURNED
CWC HAS RETURNED
>>332751596
Wow
I'm not even sure what my name is yet
I hope it's an qt grill name
>>332751818
>Poole
>Jew get
wew lad
There's no such thing as a half an a press.
>>332751596
HOLY FUCK
>>332751596
>waiting for Henry
>not waiting for Henry Henry
>>332751596
shut the fuck up, """henry""""
>>332751818
>tfw moot's mom still browses 4chan
How is Chris doing? We miss him
>>332751596
ITS A LAST NAME IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT
I'M HENRY!
>>332751596
that's just Decoy Henry
>>332751559
honk
>>332751818
10/10
Someone who's not fucking retarded please explain how you can "half-press" a button, I'm fucking waiting
WHY DO I KEEP GETTING MEXICAN NAME MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
x0.5 Henry's
>>332751596
>>332751624
W I T N E S S E D
i don't even want to be henry
>>332751624
>>332751596
Also we need is TJ
thanks hiroshima
>>332751596
OK """"""""""""""""HENRY"""""""""""""""""""
>>332751596
Why don't I tie up your life Henry you little shit
>>332752020
Build a wall
Ooph
for real though an a press is an a press ;)
>>332751596
Anybody seen Burch?
>>332752040
>Ora English
Literally what the fuck is this name
>>332751596
I don't know if this is haram or halal.
>>332751596
"""""HENRY"""""
>>332752016
hold it down when entering a level
>>332752092
Rude.
>>332748115
Waiting
>>332751818
nice
>>332751596
Oh my god.
>>332752220
>>332752909
>>332752680
>>332752473
Fucking "Henry"s
>>332751596
widnessed
>>332752156
NORMANS OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332751596
so underwhelming
>>332751596
>>332751624
suicide is painless
>>332751596
>>332751624
oh FUCK
>>332751818
>1818
>jew get
>poole
>>332751596
You must be his sister.
I am not henry
HOL UP
>>332752289
I know, it being a last name was a bummer. We got a x0.5 Henry.
>>332751818
Underrated
>>332751624
Why can't I ever get a good name?
>>332750768
>>332752156
did norma get a sex change or are you twins?
Cyka blyat
>>332752406
Maybe she's a parallel universe Henry
An A press is an A press.
>all those girl name
failed event. go home everybody.
Where are you Henry?
>>332752440
A Henry is a Henry. You can't say it's only half.
'"Henry * 2'"
>>332752491
>CHEN
>CHEN
>CHEN
When I become Henry I'll make 4chan great again!
>>332752040
YARE YARE DAZE
will the real henry please stand up
Leggo
You
Can't
Say
It's
Only
H a L f
>>332751596
>>332752491
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
>tfw Anthony Burch will make a visit here, and """"Henry"""" in the Anthony thread
>>332748115
What if I'm Henry?
>>332751596
fuck off ""henry""
A PRESS IS A PRESS
YOU CANT SAY ITS HALF A PRESS
I AM NOW HENRY!!
An A press is an A press.
>>332751596
WITNESSED!
It is actually my real name, just like an A press is ACTUALLY an A press and not fucking half
>>332752705
Time to roll for anthony burch
>>332752734
>Melvin Flowers
Genuinely the gayest name I've ever heard, no contest
>>332751596
>>332751624
Is Scuttlebug a possible name?
>>332752491
[HONKING INTENSIFIES]
>>332751145
Admiral, I have bad news.
<span class="name">Henry Apress</span>
>>332752793
>>332752705
>Homer
>Griffin
>>332752754
NO I AM
Hey at least I'm not Henry
Im benis, give me a 9
I wonder if I'll roll my own name.Erica.
>>332748637
He'll be here in 12 hours.
KANGZ?
hi guys
First, let's talk about parallel universes
what if we are all Henry?
I have a feeling this thread is out of QPU alignment, it's the only explanation as to why there hasn't been a real Henry.
>>332752840
What do you want?
Check this Henry
>>332748115
No Henry here
I'm here boys
NO, I AM SPARTACUS
you can't have x0.5 henries
>>332752929
I am Henry, you are Henry. Carry that wherever you go.
>>332752929
How can Henry be real if our QPUs aren't real?
Maybe what you guys need is a demonstration
>>332750887
This is a christian image board, Thomas.
I can has jamboree?
I admit it guys, it was me all along
So this is what we've become
Maybe it's what we always were
can I please get an epic and hilarious name for all the (you)s please?
The 500th post will be named "Henry", and the post will end with a 5.
[Raising intensifies]
Peach time
What the fuck is going on
Come on, Henry.
I wanna be the Henry
I want to impregnatethe A button
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Nah, no Henrys to see here.
>>332752929
Nah
I'M NOT HENRY
DON'T LOOK AT MY NAME
>>332753087
I wont let this happen.
An A press is an A press
A deals a deal
I don't see Henry.
I'm coming lads
What is this memeing
>>332753073
In the end, all we is, is henry. Is funny? No. Is true? Yes...
Fuck I hate minorities.
Grand dad
You can't half an a press
I'm sure that """"Henry"""" believes in half-A presses now. Please stop bullying.
He'll be here soon enough to rescue us from these false prophets.
>>332753227
Only about 60 more posts to go!
Holy fuck all of 4chan has turned to shit.
m-muh dick
>>332753239
A deals a deal is a forced meme
>>332753386
>turned
>>332753347
>Genevieve
The fuck kind of faggot name is that?
>>332748115
hello
who here /looking for both Henry and Anthony Burch/?
you get a new name every post?
>>332753375
You did WHAT to my sister with a hamburger last night?
>>332752989
>Enrique
That's spanish for Henry
I am here
sorry im late, had to play a videogame
>>332753193
L-lighting-sama
I am retarded
>>332753386
>Donovan
Don't rape me
A roll's a roll, you can't say it's only half.
>>332753452
Waiting for Adam Jensen.
>>332753452
You rang?
fug
>>332752040
Suta purachina
test
>>332753462
40 more!
>>332748115
Just waiting for Mario to come back into this universe
>>332748115
Rolling for Henry
gonna need a new thread fampai
>>332753452
waiting for vidya related names like terry boggart.
>>332751818
ayy lmao
>>332753452
It's 8 am. Woke up at 7 am jacked off and have done nothing but try to get gets for an hour m8. Worth it.
Henry get
Hello am I henry
>tfw hiro qpu-misaligned 4chan
>>332753460
If I'm still Jaime then no they stick
>>332753671
Go back to CNN Matt
My name is not Antonio Montoya. You didn't kill my father. Prepare to live.
Thanks, Henry.
Hello
There is no half an a press
>>332751624
Jeez, Mario, you're being gross.
>>332753665
But suppose you post enough times...
Post your face when you're not Henry. Unlike me. Because I am Henry. Therefore I have no face.
Are the names randomly generated or is there some hex bullshit that decides our fate?
JUST
>>332753762
>Nigger spic
2X HATE CRIME BONUS. NOICE
Rolling for Henry
アイアムヘンリーさん
アニメの少年が愛してる
I give up. I will never be Henry.
>>332753820
DO IT
Fuck all you bitch ass niggaz
>>332750538
kek
>>332753868
Patrick Wade?
>>>/tv/
>>332753819
Random
Henry is a FAGGOT
Jeff is the guy you're looking for
Tell me about this """"Henry""""
H...he's gonna come, isn't he?
I find your lack of Henry disturbing.
Give me Henry or give me death
>>332753087
BEHOLD MY WIZARD POWERS!
Time to see if the wizard was right
New thread where?
>>332753993
>mfw my name is actually Jeff
>>332749625
I can give you 0,5 (half) a reason why I were listening to Reply All
>no henry in the first name pool
>no anthony in the first name pool
You just had to ruin april fools didn't you jackie 4chan?
>>332751067
the game detects pressing, holding, and releasing as 3 different types of input.
maybe actually watch the video before giving your dipshit opinion.
>Henry will never finally be here, performing for you.
Shiiit
Very white name here
QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD, WE NEED TO BUILD UP MORE SPEED YOU GUYS
Whoa, hey guys.
it's a me, henry
YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S ONLY HALF
01001001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01001000 01100101 01101110 01110010 01111001 00101110
>>332754203
>flowers
haha faggot
>>332754207
if only I had also gotten Henry.
Then I would've been 2x the 4chinz legend and immortalized in memedom :^)
>>332754140
no it literally doesn't, the game either has "A" on or "A" off
An a press is an a press
GIMME FUEL
GIMME FIRE
GIMME THAT WHICH I DESIRE
henry here
>tfw we wont get a henry nor an anthony burch before this is over
>>332754207
Doctor McCoy i presume?
>>332753460
testing testing
>>332754346
Agreed
>Henry will show 10 seconds before the thread is archived
So has anyone compiled a list of the whole name pool so we can see what sort of meme names are possible at all?
>>332754345
There still time. You gotta believe anon.
>>332754391
how do I onomatopoeia an electric guitar?
>>332754441
>
Let's hope so.
>>332754346
source?
>>332754441
IT'S ME
k
>>332754463
believe what?
I certainly believe that an A press is an A press and that you can't say its only half.
Come on, step it up!
>>332754184
>>332754184
>>332754184
>>332754493
That's how an analog button works anon.
The only thing holding the button down does is keep it in a 1 state, and the game won't let you jump again until the button has been depressed back to 0, and set back to 1 again.
>>332754474
no idea, maybe google knows
You called me?
niggers
hey guys
>>332754970
>Dixie
holy fucking shit
>>332754710
IT'S OVER BOYS
>>332752795
>Geraldine
Says a tranny.
>>332755647
>Gwen burch calling others a tranny
ayy lmao
QPU
>>332748115
Mfw I finally get that 4th PU
>>332755647
Says a Burch.
All these people trying to be Henry
>>332755647
Better than a cuck
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