Oh shit nigger, you're Simon, a weeaboo skeleton working for the Supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're about to infiltrate a secret underground lair to save one of your fellow skeletons. What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>332735064
Punch self in face
Punch self in face
>>332735064
punch self in face
>>332735064
punch anon who made up Armored Core 6 leak in the face
dress as a girl
>>332735278
>>332735165
now this
>>332735278
Destroy the gate
>>332735278
now have sex with your sexy skeleton girlfriend for good luck
>>332735278
dig under the gate
>>332735278
>>332735127
he didnt even reply ;_;
>>332735403
you have to reply to the image first
>>332735318
You destroy the gate by:
. Drilling it open
. Dropkicking it
. Have Texas shoot it
. Have Lolisniffer punch it
. Team effort
>>332735403
reply to images, newfag
>>332735493
secret option, duh
>>332735493
A team effort, show them your amazing dance routine.
>>332735493
GIGA DRILL BREAAAAAAAAAKER
>>332735493
Punch the fuck out of it
>>332735493
drill it!
>>332735493
Insult it
>>332735493
team effort
but door was open
Nice seeing thefaggotbros returning.
>>332735460
>>332735503
What? This guy did not reply >>332735127
While this guy did. >>332735123
And OP went with this one. >>332735127
WTF are you guys on about
>>332735528
The door is now open
>>332735793
What was that noise?
>>332735793
Go in katana blazing
>>332735793
And inside is
>>332735793
Marvel at the technology
>>332735827
>>332735793
there be gnomes in this cave
>>332735793
you could just knock, you know
>>332735846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mah_0Y8TU
>>332735793
go through the door
>>332735757
the fist post is obvious after that you have to reply to direct image
>>332735827
It's the alarm going "INTRUDER ALERT"
>>332735757
also its highest post number, so who is 9 or closest with in a minute
>>332735978
Eat the alarm
>>332735978
its alerted to a different group
>>332735978
say that you are pizza delivery
>>332735978
That song "Intruder Alarm" sucks. Now the OP song for this seasons anime is GOAT.
>>332735978
kungfu pose!
>>332736006
but he didn't reply to OP's post? Even if he got a 9, if you don't reply you don't get into consideration.
>>332735978
It's pretty loud
>>332736028
"THE INTRUDER IS EATING THE ALARM!"
"GET HIM!"
>>332736142
Replies just have to be highest if it's the opening post and only the opening post
>>332736142
because it was the first few posts in the thread, after that he goes off of the replies to his 2nd posts. that anon got a 7 which was the highest in that minute, then he drew it after that you have to reply to specific pic or he could think you are replying to one he's already moved on from. do you understand?
>>332736304
It's just a skeleton, chill.
>>332736304
The speaker began to play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mah_0Y8TU
>>332736304
Smash the intruder with a pillow
>>332736339
"No"
and the guards start shooting at you
>>332736569
Make them skeletals
>>332736569
Texas shoots their bullets out of the air
>>332736569
Welp. Time to kill everything again.
>>332736569
Use anime powers to persuade them to make them shoot each other
>>332736569
Eat the bullets
>>332736569
Kung fu mayhem!
>>332736637
And so you killed the guards
>>332736831
Kill them harder
>>332736831
Time to catch the intruder
>>332736831
Eat the bodies
>>332736831
use their bodies as puppets
>>332736889
"No simon, you are the intruders"
>>332737020
Go stealth mode
>>332737020
manly tear for innocent giards
>>332737020
Release the toxins
>>332737020
And then simon was alive
>>332737020
Leave
>>332737097
"How the fuck did that happen"
>>332737219
Too alive for skeletons
>>332737219
Stab them using Texas's gun
>>332737219
A bunch of monitors stuck to the wall flicker on and Shadowboss Jr taunts you through them
>>332737219
The cyanide pills, quickly.
>>332737219
no time for that run further deeper into the base! RUN!
>>332737219
Ain't that six seconds too late
>>332737219
Dang you hot.
>>332737219
admire your sexy sideburns for a brief moment
>>332737246
"You're right. Texas, rekill this man"
You're now undead again
>>332737550
Then Texas said:
>>332737550
Get the goddamn intruder
>>332737550
Keep the hair
>>332737550
now both of them are alive
>>332737550
now with this out of the way, let's look for elevator
>>332737550
few, ok so let's find some secret passages, there is one on the left
>>332737550
But youre still too fleshy for skeletons
Better get immolate
>Then Texas said:Get the goddamn intruder, Keep the hair
>>332737589
"I told you, we're the intruders. We're inruding this secret underground lair to save Fug, our skeleton lawyer. Unleess the alarm was for another bunch of intruders, but what are the chances of that happening?"
>>332737809
Bonewheel your way inside the lair
>>332737809
"Oh, are you guys intruding too?"
>>332737809
get overrun by prism rangers heros
>>332737809
It's the Lizard Freedom Fighters invading as well to kill spiders.
>>332737809
100%
>>332737869
How convenient
>>332737969
it's a trap
>>332737969
sing a song along the way
>>332737969
Become a Bone kart. Drive inside
>>332737969
It's just a painting, you find this out after walking into it
>>332737969
its just a paper sheet
>>332737969
Its a trap, find the other secret passage that leads to some basket weaving cellar
>>332738000
Trips
Sing the Japanese national anthem
>>332738000
Beign a huge weeaboo, all you knew was anime OPs, so you sang those, repeadtedly all the way.
Texas keeps complaining about this until halfway through he started singing country songs really loudly to counter your weeaboo music.
>>332738219
JIBUN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>332738219
ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWAH
>>332738219
You find Fugs soul in midst of hundreds of enemies
>>332738219
Lolisniffer starts whistling showtune themes
>>332738219
lolisniffer began to sing shoeless joe form hanable moe
>>332738219
ROW ROW
>>332738219
ANIME JA NAI
>>332738309
>>332738319
get out of my head!
>>332738309
Goddamn Lolisniffer you're old, thought both you and Texas
>>332738524
Sudden mid boss fight
>>332738524
Sing harem anime openings
>>332738524
suddenly, a TRAP
>>332738524
Get ambushed by vampires
>>332738524
Not as old as your mom
>>332738524
find out zebra is secretly following us.
>>332738524
Suddenly!
>>332738558
And so the secret passage is filled with a cacophany of anime harem ops, country music and old show tunes
>>332738684
Get ambushed
>>332738684
Ambused by dog monsters
>>332738684
suddenly someone else starts thing national songs
>>332738684
A horde of guards arrive to call your tastes shit
>>332738684
Suddenly, a Banana!
>>332738684
make it to the end where you find a secret door that opens to fug's captivity
>>332738684
The baby is crying
>>332738684
Re roll class to something useful
>>332738930
We'll fuck
>>332738930
Is that a cat
>>332738930
Throw a bone to distract the dog
>>332738930
Shoot them
>>332738930
ROBOT dog monsters.
USE YOUR INTELLECT, EVADE MY BLOWS
>>332738930
"Play dead!"
>>332738930
Demand to be ambushed by a monster less cliché than a multi-headed dog.
>>332738968
Dog monsters and one cat
>>332739096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqmH_L7HlJk
>>332739096
QTE TO EVADE THEIR ATTACKS
>>332739096
Is that a mouse?
>>332739096
Shoot cat
>>332738930
Question why one has mounted the other.
>>332739096
They wanna play some a game of cards
>>332739096
take the cat
>>332739096
Throw dog at cat
>>332739096
attack with team attack move
>>332739139
Press the buttons to not die
>>332739347
SQUARE
>>332739347
Drill straight through the dog.
>>332739347
X x x xx X X X
>>332739347
Presses reset button
>>332739347
left
>>332739347
bring up the command prompt
>>332739347
→
>>332739347
→
>>332739347
>using a keyboard
>>332739571
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>332739571
Can we skip this cutscene?
>>332739528
Are you sure it's not a dpad? Could be a dpad with arrows instead of triangles.
>>332739571
Fuck you Templeton
>>332739571
Texas is an alive-omancer. He uses turn living on the dogs
>>332739571
Quicksave
>>332739571
Go super skelly 3 by combining with other skellies
>>332739571
headbutt keyboard
>>332739810
HADOUKEN
>>332739810
360 p
>>332739810
Templeton uses shock
>>332739810
SPIRALDUKEN
>>332739810
→↓↘P
>>332739810
Go super skelly 3
>>332739810
egrfdshgfsd
>>332739810
hadoken!
>>332739810
> v (>v) P
>>332739869
Whoops, didn't do the QTE properly, you are mauled by the cat
>>332740015
Shock cat with fish
>>332740015
Use self destruct while screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"
>>332740015
Throw cat at dog's snout
>>332740015
cat breaks claws on bone
>>332740015
fuck the cat
>>332740015
slap the cat in to the dog
>>332740056
Sadly you left your fish in your other pants
>>332740251
Do a cat
>>332740251
cat attack back
>>332740251
Throw them one of your bones
>>332740251
push the SELECT button
>>332740294
This, a cat is fine too.
>>332740294
YOu pretended to be a cat. But since you're a weeaboo, you said "nyaaaa" instead of "meow". Prompting the cat to scratch your face
>>332740524
Just throw the cat already
>>332740524
fuck up the cat no more nice bones
>>332740524
Hurl cat at dog, they are natural enemies
>>332740524
My face is made of bone, I don't give a fuck. Tenderly love the cat and whisper sweet things to it.
>>332740524
Start powering up, just like your weeaboo cartoons
>>332740716
SUPER KAWAII SKELLY 3 ACTIVATE
>>332740716
Texas and Lolisniffer have already killed the dogs
>>332740716
it's time for that!
>>332740716
The cat and the dog are distracted by your incoherent screaming and mysterious glow. The rest of the gang sneaks past and leave you behind
>>332740936
Keep powering up
>>332740936
this cat is hard, try a disgaea monk combo
>>332740936
All of a sudden Texas falls down a trapdoor and a giant robot claw snatches Lolisniffer and pulls him into a secret room that closes behind him
>>332740936
You get carried away by your weeb fantasies and keep powering up
>>332741142
KEEP POWERING UP
>>3327411423
3 pair of shades
>>332741142
more powering up
>>332741376
Fall through the ground
>>332741376
You transform permanently into a little girl
>>332741376
One commercial break later you're still powering up
>>332741376
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA
>>332741428
"Where the hell is that music coming from"
>>332741630
use that rage power to find your missing gang member
>>332741630
KEEEP POOWWEEEEERRRRINNNNGGG UUUUUPPPPP
>>332741630
From the next boss
>>332741630
Start talking about spirals and shit.
>>332741630
Try to smell Fugs soul
>>332741630
Time to leAVE IT ALL BEHIND!
>>332741630
>cans.wav
How the fuck does MGR always blend into these threads? No matter what the topic is, at some point someone always has to RULES OF NATURE for no reason.
It's not bad, I just don't get why.
>>332741630
Tell Texas and Lolisniffer to power up for next battle.
>>332741717
But all you can smell is you powering up
>>332741774
because it burns into every man's soul. >>332741862
spray water on the cat to make it go away
>>332741862
pipe down
>>332741862
Power up until you break the planet's atmosphere
>>332741862
Fall over
>>332741862
Accidentaly blow a hole to Fugs's cell
>>332741862
Calm the fuck down
>>332741928
This'll be good!
>>332742112
Grow to a galaxy sized skeleton
>>332742112
Global warming happens, you usher in a new ice age and a complete breakdown of society, as Al Gore becomes emperor of the moon.
>>332742112
great, you contributed to global warming!
if it's real, that is
>>332742112
now squirt the cat with a spray bottle and move on.
>>332742112
MORE POWERING UP
>>332742112
Im doing all this powering up to rattle me bones and find my skeleton bro.
>>332742112
WAN PAN the cat
>>332742159
As you contributed to global warming, it suddenly got warmer. The cat starts sweating and decided to ehad to somewhere cooler.
You have defeated the cat.
>>332742343
interrogate cat
"Where is the prisoner?"
>>332742343
Can't power down
>>332742343
A proud victory and a slight increase in heat. You put on hotpants to celebrate.
>>332742343
You have also doomed us all
>>332742343
Now punch the dog 10001 times with your new powers
>>332742343
SHOUT AT CAT
>>332742343
recruit
>>332742408
Oh please, so what if the planet got warmer? What's the worse that could happen
>>332742567
Whatever
hey look a door
>>332742567
Fuck the planet, recruit cat. He's clearly a might friend in these trying times.
>>332742567
Dog starts to melt from warming
>>332742567
bleached bones!
any ways onward to find fug... oh wait he's right here!
