WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS LEGS
He is ripped. I want him to rip my asshole
>working out to compensate for height
it's obvious and pathetic
>>332710608
He's a tryhard metalhead faggot that dresses like and talks like an edgy high school kid. Get some fucking standards, man.
>>332710503
for a second I thought his shirt was of the old guy stretching out his asshole
>>332710503
He's got a weird dwarf syndrome that makes his legs shorter than normal sized people.
Pat from Superbestfriends also has this.
So does a guy who works out at the gym I go to also.
There are about 100 types of dwarfisms.
>>332710503
>Dead Alive
Americans did it again!
>>332710503
Can someone do like a rain man thing to work out the heights based on angles and surrounding objects?
Fetal alcohol syndrome
Also, >>332710816 this. I wish metalbabbies would grow up. There are good metal bands, sure, but devoting your entire character and style to the genre is the fucking edgiest thing ever.
>>332710979
but he is shorter than mario, probably shorter than toad
>>332710979
So he's a real dwarf
>>332711131
His torso and arms are normal-sized, but his legs are stubby drumsticks.
>>332711187
A real babby dwarf. Other midgets would probably kill to have a body like his though. He got lucky in the dwarf lottery.
>>332710891
i know exactly what you mean and it is horrible
>>332710503
His face looks too feminine for him to be "le metalhead".
>>332710503
I feel bad for making fun of him. In my defense, it was due to his personality and edginess. I had no idea about his physical disabilities.
>being a metalhead past the age of 17
>>332711898
>Being a poser up until the age of 17
>Mario is taller than him
God what a fucking manlet
>>332712009
>Being a corporate whore past the age of 18
>>332710979
I got something like this, run in my family. All of our height is in our torso but we have short legs, I am under 6ft and told I walk like a dwarf. My eldest brother is over 6ft and he has short legs.
>>332710979
I think dodger has this too because her torso seems normal
>>332710503
i know
i met him in person last year and i had no fucking idea he was so short!
i was gonna say "nice cosplay" but then i noticed "oh, you really are that short..." and walked away.
i hate his metal shtick, it feels forced as fuck just to stand out among other YT personalities and he doesn't even do anything metal, just likes it and also happens to play games.
I don't hate this guy, he's a bit of an edgelord but he seems mostly ok
>>332712834
what would you do that's "metal" besides listening to the musical genre of the same name?
>>332712763
>that skinnyfat bod
>>332713014
exactly
other than killing kittens or something, because that to people like him would be "metal".
>>332710891
>not knowing it's called goatse
>>332710503
HAHA HE'S A DWARF
