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>jump from 15 foot cliff
>take no fall damage
>jump from 15.001 foot cliff
>instant death
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>foot

This is an international website. Don't use Liberian units.
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>>332638817
>.com
>everything english
>international
nice try weeb
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>>332638952

Idiot. I mean fuck, you are stupid.
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>>332638486
>Playing Deus Ex: HR
>I'll just jump off this fairly low balcony, might take some damage but whatever, I'm super augmented Jensen
>Agghhh... augh...
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>>332638952
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>>332638486
>fall damage only occurs in very specific locations
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>>332638486
>2016
>using meme measurement units
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>>332638952
>even the metric system is weebshit
God damn it anon.
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>>332639172
that horse have a six pack
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>fall damage happens during the fall
It's not the fall that kills you.
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>>332639342
>>332638817
>jump off 4.572 meter cliff
>take no fall damage
>jump off 4.5723048 meter cliff
>instant death

it just doesn't have the same ring to it, ya know?
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>>332641541
>grow up in metric country
>use imperial anyways because of convenience
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>>332638486
>jump from a 45 hand cliff
>take no fall damage
Jump from a 45.001 hand cliff
>instant death
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>carry 20 stone worth of shit in my bag
>fine
>carry 20.0000001 stone
>can't move at all
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>>332641335
>jump off 4.5 meter cliff
>take no fall damage
>jump off 4.51 meter cliff
>instant death
I'm sure thr cliff wasn't exactly 15 forearms tall, you can just use approximate measures
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>>332641541
>live in serbary, capital of czekgaria, greatest city in the world, famous for a battle 700 years ago
>decide to go on american invented computer, using american internet, to access an american website, to tell americans that they could achieve true greatness, like serbary, if only they could use the kings measuring system
>log off, since glorious communist system only allows 12 minutes of internet a day to go get killed by some Chechnyans
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>air at 1atm
>fine
>air at 759.9999999999999 mmHg
>implode
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>>332641541
You know UK uses feet and inches too, right?
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>>332642847
UKfag here, it doesn't. People do use feet and inches for people's heights in conversation but that's it. Where it actually matters for something metric is always used.
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>jump from hundreds of metres up
>land on slanted rocks
>character is able to roll and takes no damage
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>>332642347
>carry 99 feathers
>cannot possibly carry one more feather
>but can carry up to 99 more stones
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>jump from le 30 bananas-high cliff
>don't take any damage
>jump from le 31 bananas-high cliff
>insta death
What do, guise?
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>get stuck on slope
>falling animation
>game thinks i just fell 500 feet and kills me
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>vault hunters don't take damage from any fall as long as it's in bounds
>slip
>die
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>>332641541
>the logical measurement
Customary is based on logic, though. Feet/inches are basically perfect for human height, since inches aren't as susceptible to height variance as centimeters are and feet give you a good ballpark estimate without being needlessly specific. Miles are good for measuring the distance between two locations, as 60mph is generally the average highway speed and thus one mile is one minute of travel.

Yards are a meme and literally the only contexts they're used in are yardsticks and sports.

The only advantage of metric is the fact that the conversion is retard-proof. No wonder it's so beloved elsewhere.
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>>332643204
Didn't you ever learn that maths riddle where 5 worth of feathers is equal to 5 bricks?
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>fall an entire mile
>land on an enemy
>it dies
>you dont
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>Jump from the highest point in the game
>Do a flip right before you hit the ground
>Take no damage
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>>332643871
What's heavier, a stack of 99 feathers or a stack of 99 stones?
This is not a riddle.
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>>332644108
autism
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>jump off a cliff
>gravitate toward the side of a hemispherical structure and into a slide-like fissure going down the cliff
>move in the opposite direction to decrease or completely halt your speed of descent
>slowly inch your way toward flat ground on the bottom of the cliff
>make contact
>die
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>>332643779
Are you American? Please answer
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>>332643779
>since inches aren't as susceptible to height variance as centimeters are
Holy shit you are a retard.
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>>332643003
>domestic purposes dont matter

dont get me wrong, for maths and science itd be silly to not use metric but using imperial on normal conversation or daily life is just easier
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>born in UK
>watched wrestling as a kid
>Only know heights and weights in feet and pounds.
>Dont understand kilos or metres

>>332641335
metre*
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>>332645141
bits are cucks
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>>332638952
>The metric system is now considered weeb
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>>332638952
>.com
look at the linkbar
now back to me
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>jump off a 15 foot cliff
>land normally
>jump off a 15.001 foot cliff
>the laws of gravity and inertia collapse within my own field of reference as I inexplicably fly forward
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Europe is cuck central. All your defense ministers are frail 4 foot tall women, backwards muslims from the middle east and northern africa are taking over your cities, raping your women and children, then being rewarded afterward with flowers and praise, and you aren't even free to say anything about it without being arrested, but have to watch silently as everything you've ever known or loved is taken from you.

inb4 you criticize objectively superior U.S.A. At least I can make this post about what's happening to you without being arrested in the middle of the night for "hate speech." kekk

Get your shit together.
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>>332638486
There's a huge difference between a fifteen feet drop and a fifteen thousand and one feet drop.
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>jump off a cliff
>land on a slope
>character propels forward at an incredible speed while standing dead still in the air

I love games with wonky physics
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>fall from 10 kilometers
>die
>accelerate your fall with a crappling hook
>dont die
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>>332648784
>mfw frogs actually use periods instead of commas for numerical notation

Why is everything about France awful and retarded
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>>332638817
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>>332649516
>server time
Durr
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>>332638952
>.com
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>jump on a hill
>wonky physics make you slide down the hill
>fall damage still happens due to the altitude change
I love Morrowind, but this has always pissed me off.
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>>332641541
Post the edit.
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>>332649448
>using periods or commas
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>>332649448
No we don't, you got your shit confused anon. We use commas as decimal marks and that's about it. We don't use periods at all.
In French you'd write 15,000 (fifteen thousand) as 15000 or 15 000.
I agree though, this country fucking blows.
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>>332649448
>Every word is cluttered with numerous diacritical marks.

Even typing in french is a pain.
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>>332638486
Falling damage is one of the worst cliches in video games

Especially in FPS games
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>double jump doesn't reset fall damage
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>>332645642
Don't talk about your computer that way.
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>>332650645
>every word
What? French is a clusterfuck of a language but the diacritics aren't tough at all, they're pretty tame compared to shit like slav or scandinavian languages.
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> friend plays witcher 3
> WHY IS GERALT TAKING SO MUCH FALL DAMAGE FROM FALLING A FEW FEET WHAT THE FUCK
>callmly explain how he had his leg shattered by Villgefortz and never truly recovered, as was even referenced in the first game
> WHO THE FUCK IS THAT THIS GAME SUCKS OPEN WORLD GIMMICKS 5/10 WHO EVEN READS
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>>332651484
Tell me mr. French, what the actual fuck is Cajun french? Cajun is an American thing.
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UK here.

Short distances are centimetres and metres
Long distances are miles

Weights are in kilogrammes

People are in stone and pounds

Fluids come in litres

Except milk amd beer, which come in pints

Yeah, it's a weird system over here.
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>>332651176
Even if double jumps existed in real life, they would most certainly not stop your death.
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>>332651816
I don't know anything about it except that it's spoken by some people in Louisana or some shit. Don't ask me.
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>>332638486
> Bioshit infinite lets you leap thousands of feet when you're grinding kn the skyrails
> has fall damage everywhere else
This was one of the first the flags pointing to this game being dispecably shit
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>>332638486
Black Ops 3 irritates me for this reason. If you're going to add all these half-assed wallrunning/jetpack boost mechanics why DO I STILL TAKE FALL DAMAGE? Why are there parts of the map I can easily access with a jetpack that are out of bounds too? Such a dumb design.
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>>332651621
Just because it's explained away doesn't mean it's any less contrived.
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>jump from 15000 foot cliff
>live
>no fall dmg
>collect $200
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>>332653043
This. I have played the game to the point where I am max prestige and have all the gold camos/gold costumes and this is the one huge problem the game has with me.
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>>332649110
>timing your jump while running up a slope makes you launch up to 10 times your jump height
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>>332638486
>Jump from 14.999 Foot Cliff
>Take no Damage
>Jump from 15.000 Foot Cliff
>Instant Death

Fixed it for yah
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>>332641541
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>>332638486
>jump from 3m cliff
>take no fall damage
>jump from 3.001 cliff
>break a bone
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>>332655708
Excellent.
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>>332655708
Every time
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>>332638952
>.com
HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME I'M FUCKING RETARDED HUUR DURR MURRICA

I want to leave my shitty country
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You can make the argument that metric measurements are better but fuck using Celcius to describe the outside temperature. That's the one I refuse to budge on, Farenheit master race.
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>>332656653
>Farenheit
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>>332656653
Fahrenheit is arbitrary bullshit, just like the imperial system, and the Month/Day/Year system, and are only used by retards.
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>>332652275
In this case the damage should occur after the double jump. Not after you hit the ground.
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>>332656653
>fahrenheit
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>Drop farther than 3/4 of your character's height
>Die in mid-air
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>>332656653
>not using radians
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>332656653
Fahrenheit is fucking stupid.

>Celsius
>water freezes at 0
>water boils at 100
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>>332660440
>that mislink

Woops.
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>>332639428
a lot of animals are fit
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>>332656653

>0 is when water freeze
>100 is when it boils
>water is essential to life and is everywhere
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>>332649448
What? No they don't.
Instead of a comma they use a space.
For example, 2,000,000 would be 2 000 000.
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>>332639428
>>332660782
or feminine!
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>>332661037
You seen the one where they say F is for humans and C is for water?
>you are majority% water
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>>332661743
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>>332662410
I don't boil at 100 degrees.
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>>332655708
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>>332662521
You don't boil
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>>332662654
nice try
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>>332656297
>I want to leave my shitty country
Do it, faggot. Nobody will miss you
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>>332641335
hehe
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>>332638817
そうだ
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>>332638952
You guys make it too easy.
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>>332661743
Feminine horse cock?
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>>332646165
that was so insanely annoying
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>>332655708
I prefer the metric system over the imperial system, with exception to temperature. Fahrenheit is an approximate range denoting when humans boil and when humans freeze.
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>>332638952
>4chan /v/.com
>literally every country except Murica and Bong country uses metric system

You cant make this shit up
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>>332663808
>is retarded
>hurr durr I was just trolling zozzle
>yup that saves my skin
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>>332662654
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>>332638952
>euros are so stupid they respond to this
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>>332663808
>I WAS JUST PRETENDING
Ok. Have some more (You)s. I have lots of them.
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>Supply 100 Lumens to a bulb
>It's fine

>Supply 101 lumens to the bulb
>It burns out
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>>332638486
>jump from height I used to jump from as a fucking six year old
>die instantly

I'm looking at you Left 4 Dead.
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Can someone explain something to me
If Celsius is based on Water and Kelvin is based on Absolute Zero, what's Fahrenheit based off?

I prefer Fahrenheit for weather reports (it's easier to tell at a glance that 90°F is uncomfortably hot rather than 32°C)
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>>332664143
See
>>332664114
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>>332665201
The lower defining point, 0 degrees, was established as the temperature of a solution of brine made from equal parts of ice and salt. Further limits were established as the melting point of ice (32 degrees) and his best estimate of the average human body temperature (96 degrees, about 2.5 degrees less than modern measurements)
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>>332665384
That's a pretty odd starting point
Thanks Wikipedia
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