>playing vidya with your shirt off
>shit gets tense
>bead of armpit sweat rolls down your side
>playing vidya with your shirt off
>>332556972
>playing vidya
>tfw you're taking a shit so intense you have to take your shirt off
>tfw a piece of shit is stuck to your ass hair and you can't remove it with toilet paper or baby wipes and you have to take a shower to get it off
This is the only time I sweat, more than my gym days too
>>332557657
>you are in a public restroom
>>332557657
The fucking WORST
It will happen to me right before I leave for work so then I have to fucking reshower
>>332557797
>morning in the university
>ate a bagel with coffee on breakfast
>have to shit AND piss so bad that I can't hold it in (never happened to me before)
>two options: either shit myself or go to the uni restroom
>it's one of those shitty eastern european restrooms like pic related but with no doors and no paper
>pull my jeans down
>take the most satisfying shit in my life
>a group of guys came in to smoke or something
>one of them wanted to come to my stall, noticed me squatting, giggled and fucked off
>the toilet isn't intended for shitting, the hole is too small and the shit doesn't even go through
>pull out my textbooks and use them to wipe my ass, smearing my bag and jeans in droplets of diarrhea in the process
>>332557657
>not rocking side to side on the seat to get the ol' dangler off
>>332558793
>like pic related
Easter Europeans shit on dogs?
>>332559462
yes
occasionally we use these though
