WHY
DIDN'T
LINK
JUST
GIVE
HER
THE
DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK?!?
Creative thread, please post it over and over.
Link is asexual.
>>332541754
I will keep making this thread until Nintendo releases a new DLC chapter where Link GIVES CIA THE DICK she rightfully deserves.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2881948
>>332541996
SEE, THIS IS WHAT LINK'S MISSING OUT ON
>>332541675
Because she's a slut.
>>332541675
for what reason, shes like the worst girl and probably has herpes, fucking slut
>>332543603
>fixated on one man
>a slut
>>332543793
Because he's been refusing her. But how many miles of dick lenght has she taken before?
I'M GONNA BUY MARIN!
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
It's advice handed down from the goddesses of hyrule.
Fuck you Link.
A war was fought. A literal war. Men went to combat and died. Wives lots their husbands. Children are growing up without their fathers. And why? Because you couldn't give a little D on the side? You couldn't take on for the team?
Think about those dead men and think about those grieving widows. Think about these fatherless children.
Link. You fucking monster. Fuck you.
>>332541675
does this thread really need to be up 24/7?
>>332544116
She didn't even ask for it, just went full berserk against Zelda and started the war before Link was even introduced
>>332541754
Tell that to console war and censorhip shitposters.
>>332544292
>Hyrulean propaganda
How can black women even compete?
>>332544668
>CIA
>Black
She's tan
PURE SEX
>>332545176
Something about her face is weird to me. It fits Lana, but CIA looks hotter with a mask
>>332541675
>abloo blooo nintendo censors all my games
>>332541675
Because Lana is best
>>332541675
You don't stick your dick in crazy
>>332541675
Because Link's D belongs to Saria and she isn't even in the game
>>332546397
got replaced by some japanese self insert waifu
![Video-Game-Screen-Shot-2014-10-08-03-25-13[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MJGWblb.jpg "Video-Game-Screen-Shot-2014-10-08-03-25-13[1].png")
>>332546174
But crazy gives good sex .
