How does an ordinary mentally retarded human with an impractical weapon survive in Mortal Kombat?
>>332529764
Be more specific anon, that's a good chunk of the cast.
For the same reason the Alien's insanely acidic blood doesnt kill anyone by simply hurting him and getting splashed with his blood all over
>>332529764
Because it's a video game, child
It's Mortal Kombat, you expect ANYTHING to make sense in that series?!
>>332529962
Huh. Looking over the MKX roster, the only "normal" humans (i.e. not possessing any kind of powers) are Sonya, Jacqui and Leatherface.
>>332529764
>How does an ordinary mentally retarded human with an impractical weapon survive in Mortal Kombat?
Who said he does?
>>332529764
He doesn't
this game didn't need 2 fucking serial killers from 20+ years ago DLC characters
Line-bred whiteness plus retard strength
>>332529764
Because he's a cash garbing DLC extra
>>332529764
underestimate him because he's a normal, mentally retarded human and uses an impractical weapon?
Superman pills
Are people really questioning the realism of parts mortal kombat. They resurrect people and theres a thunder god. Stop being a contrarian faggot.
Fuck anyone who supported this guest character cancer even in MK9
kys my men
For the same reason Ayylien blood/acid dont kill everyone in a lot of moments.
>>332530394
Was going to say Kano but I guess he has an eye laser.
>>332531869
No, Kano would count, and so would Jax
>>332530394
>Cassie
>Cage
>Erron Black
>Kung Jin
>Liu Kang
>Kung Lao
>Bo' Rai Cho
okay
>>332529764
>ordinary mentally retarded
Oh yeah, we get those around quite a lot. In fact if there isnt a retard hacking people to pieces with chainsaw every five minutes we kind of worry. It's just not ordinary to not see that.
>>332532127
If you mean none of them have powers all I can say is, are you kidding?
>>332532127
>Cassie
>Inherited her father's green energy
>Cage
>Has said green energy
>Erron Black
>LIfe magically extended by Shang Tsung
>Kung Jin
>Possessing a mystical bow
I'll give you that one
>Liu Kang
Can channel fire, and can turn into a fucking dragon
>Kung Lao
>Can teleport
>Bo'Rai'Cho
>An outworlder, not even fucking human
Okay
>>332530394
POLICE BRUTALITY COMING UP
>>332533403
>>332533367
>Chi is super powers
lel
>>332529962
Kek
>>332533754
Well not a 'super power' but they're certainly not 'normal humans', friend.
>>332533753
In MKX. If I had meant the ENTIRE cast, then I would have included Mavado, Hsu Hao and a few others i don't want to bother thinking of off the top of my head
>the greatest MK character of all time, Mokap, will never be back
>>332534241
>>332533753
I miss him. It hurts every day.
It's hilarious how he keeps it on his back like a sword
>>332529764
>retarded
You said it, retard strength. Also, Mortal Kombat.
So, which horror icons are we going to get in the NEXT Kombat pack?If it's inevitable, then I hope for Ash Williams
All those horror icons as DLC characters kinda make me want a fighting game, like Injustice, with nothing but horror characters.
>>332529764
He's bigger then Torr and likely less dumb. Also Chainsaw, while impertical is the strongest non-magical or gun weapon in the game.
>>332535201
If it's going to happen anyway, there's not point in complaining. We might as well hope for some actually GOOD characters like Ash
>>332533403
Not to mention both Liu Kang and Kung Lao are now revenants like Scorpion before he reverted. Though going by both Kung Lao's and Kung Jin's endings, there's a chance Kung Lao can be redeemed and turn good.
Does anyone want to let me use there Wb play account so that I can unlock the mobile to console skins?
>>332535201
nah.
>>332534949
Ash would be pretty cool, but I could see them using Michael Myers. Myers hadn't been used yet, right?
>>332535657
sure bro inbox me at [email protected]
>>332535143
Only to keep Terrordrome devs BTFO, sure
Chainsaw a best, plebs
>>332535618
I was talking about while they were humans. Discounting them just because they are revenants now wouldn't be fair, although every single character he named, save for Kung Jin, had some kind of power anyway, so that point is moot.
Now that Shinnok and Crunchy are RIP, I wonder if Kung Lao's ending will become canon. Liu Kang and Kitana seem perfectly ok with ruling the Netherrealm together, but the others would probably want to be free
>>332535675
>Ash has King, Deadite, and Boomstick variations. King would be involving his chainsaw, which would actually seem kind of redundant with Leatherface in the game. Deadite could be NR's answer to Havik, dismembering himself to fight. Boomstick is pretty fucking obvious
>>332535801
>>332529764
Sheer testosterone online.
>>332536047
>Deadite could be NR's answer to Havik, dismembering himself to fight
or you know
INCLUDE
FUCKING
HAVIK
>this is what the MK community has become
>>332536129
We're not going to get Havik. There are plenty of characters I would love to see back, Havik and Hotaru included, but we're just going to get more fucking horror movie icons
>>332529764
>How does an ordinary mentally retarded human with an impractical weapon survive in Mortal Kombat?
you tell me
>>332536606
Isn't Kabal like Flash tier fast?
Too dumb to know when to quit.
>>332535801
>>332536073
I didn't know about Terrordrome. I'll download it now.
>>332535720
Just sent you an email
at least he is not ''I'm gonna break my own neck'' Havik
>>332532127
Cage is a demigod if MK9 ending is to be believed
>>332537023
What's wrong with Havik?
Absolutely everything from this franchise is ugly and repulsive, starting from the very first arcade release.
Is this shit really popular in the USA? Americlaps sure have shit tastes.
>>332537159
he has a move that breaks his fucking neck
>>332537339
It's a taunt.
>>332537250
le ebic americlap meme
nice
>>332537339
So? He's a zombie.
His Hara Kiri involves ripping off his own head and proudly showing it to the camera.
>>332532127
Bo Rai Cho is actually some colossal secret badass and is ridiculously powerful despite being a horrible fat fuck
So can anyone help me get the mobile Skins email me at [email protected]
>>332535720
>[email protected]
Email doesn't work
Anybody disappointed by boons big news today?
>>332538732
He's such a shithead
>>332538732
Uh oh. What was it?
>>332538802
Something about pro gaming mortal kombat with 500,000$ prize pool
All I want is kombat pack 3 and more skins
>>332538890
Woo. Exciting.
>>332537651
The booze he drinks all day is strong enough to make other people/gods/aliens/ninjas puke out their intestines. That's gotta be some kind of superpower.
http://www.eslgaming.com/article/announcing-esl-mortal-kombat-x-pro-league-season-3-kombat-continues-2016-2727
Honestly who here plays the mobile game?
>chestburster on female karacters
>>332539703
I do, it's actually pretty fucking fun. Undead Hunter Johnny Cage is so fucking fast, he's been carrying me through PVP ever since I got him
>>332539953
Can you help me get the mobile to console skins?
[email protected]
>>332539726
It's great
>>332540070
i know
Which one of you had the fucking mobile app for this game and has the skins unlocked I want to borrow your Wb play account please
