>tfw no Imperial Guard gf
>>332524837
She loves only emperor.And other girls
It is time to duel.
Just seen this ... Dat video pleazez da ork.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19JRYTkg5fQ#t=14
>>332526239
SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
>Rise guardsman you saved yourselves
Loved that line, Titus was a bro
Does anyone know a character that could beat Commander Farsight?
and I'm not just talking about Commander Farsight, I'm talking about Shas'O Vior'la Shovah Kais Mont'yr of the Farsight Enclave's The Eight, the proclaimed Protege of Puretide, Renounced Traitor of the Greater Good, and Bane of the Greenskins, who wields the Dawn Blade, a sword folded 1000 times with chronophagic alloys that allows it to steal the lifetime of its kills, piloting a customized Red XV8 Crisis Suit equipped with a Hard-wired Target Lock, a Plasma Rifle and a Shield Generator.
>>332527862
epic twitch meme m8
>>332526239
I don't understand what the fuck they're singing
Anyone knows if DOW 1 has support for 1080p?
>>332524837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNz2QgSNsk
>>332524837
Wait, they allow women soldiers? why?
>>332530239
>>332530168
jesus christ that is a gay song.
>>332524837
>Strong Female Character done right
40k is so diverse :^)
>>332530239
The Imperial Guard sometimes has to muster all soldier it can.
>>332530239
Depends on the legion, Cadia's society is almost entirely centered around the military and I doubt you'd find anyone on there who isn't involved in military matters.
Now the penal legion on the other hand is more fucked up in all kinds of ways.
>>332530383
>>332530239
Gender isn't a factor regarding tools for the Emperor. If you can reliably hold a lasgun you can serve Him.
>>332524837
nobody gives a shit about women and nobody wants more non-sexy non-nude women in videogames
the worst offense is when there are women in realistic semi-realistic games involving soldiers which also include women
stop trying with these threads tard
>no left 4 dead style space hulk game
>no Imperial guard horror game based around crash landing in a tyranid infested jungle and trying to get back
>no ork RPG where you slowly rise through the ranks to become a warboss of whatever clan you choose to join
>no Rogue Trader/Dark Heresy game about galactic exploration
>no DoW 3
>no action game where you're a Librarian/Sorcerer/Farseer, muscle wizarding your way through the fray
>no Ciaphas Cain game where you do all in your power to dodge danger, only to fail miserably and save the day
>>332530239
>send your women to war
>no longer enough of them left to sustain a stable population
>entire worlds die out
This makes me wonder, does the Imperium have dedicated breeding worlds to make sure they always have enough women to repopulate another generation of soldiers?
>>332531210
>Rich universe filled with lore and a myriad of amazing scenarios to base almost any game type in.
>Can't ever quite nail it save for a few gems
It's Star Wars all over again.
>>332531210
>>no left 4 dead style space hulk game
But we are getting that in Deathwatch
>>332531210
Space hulk games comin
honest
>TFW Mark Strong isn't in more vidya
>>332531264
>This makes me wonder, does the Imperium have dedicated breeding worlds to make sure they always have enough women to repopulate another generation of soldiers?
Yes they do, millions of them.
>>332531210
All I want is Total War: 40k
>>332529950
Turn on closed captioning
>>332531370
You meanDeathwing
>>332530150
not vanilla
>>332531264
The Imperium doesn't much care how Imperial Governors run their worlds as long as they get their soldiers/tanks, and there's no heresy.
First for slutty Arbites.
>>332531556
>>332531264
with populations in the hundreds of billions per planet
Life is the cheapest currency in the imperium
>>332526239
"Travellin' through space is boring. Well, boring unless da hulk yer on is full of dem gene-sneakers, or a base fer da chaos lads wiv da spikes, or already has Boyz on it. Or if humie lootas come callin', that's always good fer a bit a sport. Or unless yer have a mutiny or two to pass da time, or unless strange fings start happenin', which dey usually do when yer out in da warp. One time we had some bloody great ugly fing come straight out of Weird Lugwort's 'ed! It butchered half da lads, that was pretty entertainin'. Come ter fink of it, space is a pretty good larf. And that's before yer find yerself a nice world ta crush!" -Bigmaw, Ork Runtherd
>>332531697
You meanDeathMexicans
>>332531210
>He isn't playing BFGA
>Work of love and passion
>True to the universe and lore with fun gameplay
It's great
>>332526239
Every screens gone red dat means im super fast!
>>332531868
this game is dildos, I refunded it because it was shit and I fell for the shilling because im fucking stupid
dont believe people when this say this shit armada game is good because its not
>>332531868
To be honest, I wouldn't blame anyone for holding off on that game because of the crashes (which have been 100% for me but others have still reported problems) and balancing problems.
But this game still deserves any shilling it gets.
>>332532036
>He doesn't even ram people
>>332531264
You do realize, that the fighting forces of the Imperium that are composed of the Imperial Guard, are still merely a tiny fraction of the total human population Imperium rules over.
Humans are the one thing Imperium is not running low on.
They could make every IG a woman, and still have easily working society.
>>332532319
you have shit taste and are underage if you actually like this ass game
oh wait you obviously are since you are shilling the garbage game for free and have no bills to pay so tricking someone into spending money on this crap means nothing
Was just about to buy BFG, what's so bad about it?
>>332533227
its not a good game
>>332529950
click closed caption
Is there something specifically wrong with the game or do you just not like it for some specific reason?
>>332531210
>a tyranid infested jungle
thats no longer a junge its pools of nutrients and spires of flesh sticking out of the ground
a game with catachans who are being invaded by nids in the eary stages would be great
>>332532036
>>332533059
warhammer fans are desperate for a good game that is worthy of the source material so they end up enjoying mediocre games set in the universe
doesnt mean he is shilling
only GOOD warhammer games out so far are Dawn of war series, space marine and vermintide
the rest are shit
I would fucking love a mix of Dawn of War and Supreme Commander. Squad mechanic mixed with larger maps and SupCom scale of battles.
>>332534621
>Call on Adeptus Mechanicus' help
>They bring a gigantic Titan
>Titan fights a gigantic Daemon with thousands of artillery coming from both sidesMy dick
Captain Titus DID NOTHING WRONG
>>332535034
>galactic scale map
>exterminatus
>gtfo a planet being assploded
please
WITNESS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Why is DoW's voice acting so great
>>332531264
>>332530239
Lives are cheap, tanks are not.
>le strong warrior wymmyn xD
>>332531705
Shira is pure!
>>332535034
>>They bring a gigantic Titan
>>332531210
Ork RPG game would be awesome to play but they are not muhreens so normies wouldn't buy it.
>>332530334
the one on the right and the one on the left are cute as fuck
So are they done with continuing the 40k storyline?
>the next chaos invasion incoming
>tyranid armageddon swarm incoming
>wierd tau expanding faster than any other race
>necrons awakening with no purpose or agenda
>hostile space dragon imprisoned, running on a treadmill that powers Mars
>eldar death god gestation nearly complete
>the emperor's life support system / intergalactic radio is falling apart
and theres like a million other events unfolding that are just more unanswered questions. Is anyone else unsatisfied with this conclusion?
>>332539265
>So are they done with continuing the 40k storyline?
It was never supposed to move forward. 41.999 is as far as it goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vljHBXA3UKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbireii6Y3Y
>>332530239
Some worlds like krieg conscript everything they can, even going as far as to making test tube babies to get more soldiers going
>>332530239
Hive worlds.
>>332531710
>Life is the cheapest currency in the imperium
True for the Imperium as a whole but not for the countless communities that constitute it.
In the end it depend of the world: Hive world? They can take 10 millions of woman away to the IG and no one would bat an eye.
Farm/Feudal world? Women in the army would be a big no.
And then you have world like Cadia or Catachan where everyone who managed to reach puberty is a soldier, though their women rarely get exported (Jus Soli).
>tfw no qt3.14 IG Leftenant gf
>>332540846
>>>332530239
>Hive worlds.
Fuck I wanted to quote him >>332531264
>>332540915
>>332533475
And can you explain why?
Orky Technology best Technology.
>>332535604
You forgot:
>get arrested and demoted by the Ordo Excorium
>>332541215
The best
>>332526239
>more freebooterz
Oh yes.
They are the best Ork faction (if they count as one). Also the game looks really neat.Bludflagg and his crew were the best part of retribution too.
>>332524837
I never read or played any warhamer 40k thing, I played just the one where I killed a lot of orcs with guns and melee weapons in a TPS game.
What should I play, read, or watch next?
>>332534172
>space marine
>good
>that list of games
sup reddit
>>332541520
You like RTS? Play Dawn of War
>>332541520
>What should I play
Dawn of War series.
>>332539265
>>332539730
They can't make it move forward.
>Big E eternally agonising in his golden throne else everything collapses
>Nids always on the brink of arriving in their gigantic hive fleet
>Orkz always almost about to start overtaking the world with their gigantic Waaaaagh!
>Necrons tombs always almost being awoken to win
>Abaddon always going to start the final Black Crusade
>Elders always on the brink of extinction
etc etc.
Space marine 2 never... Who owns this IP?
>>332541693Bioware
Nah I'm just kidding.It's only a rumour.
>>332525079
>>332541628
Reminder that the pic is NOT a shop.
>>332541693
they'll say there's no desire for space marine 2 when eternal crusade gets shit on
>>332541427
>playing Retribution with bro
>play Ork Campaign
>literally WAAAGH'ing from one end of level to next
>having a blast
>go to Nid campaign
>get so bored we stop playing at third level
>go back to Ork campaign
>mfw have just as much fun as first time
Orks really are the best.
>>332530334
Dibs on #3.
>>332541626
>>332541628
There is only rts? I hate that thing
>>332542061
Learn to love it, casual.
>>332541786
Inb4 transgender and gay chaos mariens
>>332542213
Emperor's Children, then?
>>332542213
You called?
Reminder that Titus did nothing wrong.
>>332542285
leave you slaaneshi garbage
>>332542317
Sure.
>>332526239
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
>tfw wanted to play some SM multiplayer last week
>no one playing the game
>everyone hopped onto the EC blundertrain
Welp.
>>332542061
like turn based stuff? go play space hulk
>>332542317
>Embraced the warp
>Did nothing wrong
>>332542501
>mfw
>>332542558
>Commissar
>in charge of an entire army up to and including Titans
Seems fishy, like maybe he's using Chaos given powers to charm people into following his orders
>>332538723
>>332541994
How do you boys like your nuts roasted?Literally
iktf
>>332531264
They always find a way. If memory serves, on fortress worlds like Cadia, men and women are encouraged to fuck like rabbits, knowing full well that they need every man they can get.
Other worlds resort to less savoury methods of procreation (I'm looking at you, Krieg).
>>332540525
Debauchery really likes The Blood God. I overall recommend that band, mostly for hilarity if not for decent music.
>>332542745
>Seems fishy
Read up on your lore,heretic.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8zNvt23.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>332539265
what if his life support system fails so he dies and he can finally reincarnate?
>>332542857
Everyone knows Yarrick got that position because the Orks thought he was the best leader on the planet
>>332531705
>guys try to rape her,
>she blow a guy's fingertips off and destroys another's torso
>>332541987
I only played the space marine (since its the main storyline) and the ork campaign, and honestly the dialogue alone made the ork campaign much more fun.
The hero units were a blast to play as too. Stuff like 'big WAAAGH' and the stormboy's super jump were really fun.
>>332542925
The daemon infested Webway he's sitting on will open and let the daemonic host invade Terra
Meanwhile all interstellar communication and travel throughout the Imperium fails without the Astronomicon, dooming humanity to a slow death as every system is forced to fend for itself
>>332542925
its not certain if big e would reincarnate, he could just explode into a giant warp storm plunging the imperium into another age of strife
>>332542558
>>332539265
It's a setting not a story it was never meant to progress beyond this point and with what they did to warhammer fantasy do you really want them to progress
>>332543046
In the final mission at the start, we literally WAAAGHed with all of the units and did NOT stop charging until we hit the temples section. Literally sweeping and chopping Chaos Marines in a brutal wave of green bodies, all lead by the ingenius Kaptin Bludflagg.
And yeah the dialogue was 10/10.
>"Dey would go....to da place...dey wouldn't Dakka, WHICH IS DAT PLACE!"
>Still not following you kaptin
>"KYRUS IS DERE!"
>>332543227
>Implying Age of Sigmar turning the cheese up to eleven with clear-cut good vs evil ham is a bad thing
>>332541215It just works
>>332543252
My personal favorite was the tiny joke right at the start of the campaign.
>"Mistah Nailbrain, status reporta!"
>"Status reporta's busted, kaptin"
>>332543820
>>332543252
>Set da gitfinda to pansy
>>332530239
There is no feminism in the 41st millenium
Granted, quite a few women in that era also pull more than their weight around.
>>332542925
I want that to happen.
But clearly humanity would be disconnected and adrift without the atronomicon beacon. The Emperor would have to go on another crusade to unite the Humans again, but at least he could reverse the Imperial stagnation.
There are also hints that the Emperor battles with the aspects of chaos in the subconscious realm or whatever. If he comes back to the living realm, then chaos can launch psychic attacks on Terra. Maybe sitting in his throne until it short circuits is the best option...
>>332542925
>his life support system fails
No worries, the Dark Eldar have got him covered.
![cd2bde93a8b6d00163c51d5ef5a7cbab[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mMIJfEE.jpg "cd2bde93a8b6d00163c51d5ef5a7cbab[1].jpg")
>>332544223
well if he did die it would be easier for the tau to absorb or convince nearby human settlements to join with them, which might give them the opportunity they need to finally branch out from their tiny little corner
although having humans join them could probably bring chaos right onto their doorstep which they probably haven't had to worry too much about (all things considered)
>>332544527
wow I never seen that entry in the timeline before. deliciously hope inspiring. where do I read about this bargain with the Dark Elves?
>>332530239
cause the only use a guardsman has is to pull a trigger and get shot/torn apart. it doesnt really matter if men are strong when all the enemies you fight can rip you apart with their bare hands.
>>332544707Dark Eldar codex.
>>332544585
The Tau can't expand because their FTL is shit tier
And without the Astronomican, no one is going to be doing any proper Warp travel so captured Imperial ships wouldn't help.The last time they tried that they wisely realized the Warp is beyond them and gave up
>>332530239
She's probably barren.
So are they really doing an END TIMES thing with 40k?
>>332531564
>formation based combat for 40k
>>332544937
aw damn so they could maybe hope for just a few planets if that were to ever happen
shouldn't those blue degenerates be working on fixing that problem though?
so basically if the Emperor actually goes down, shits fucked
>>332539265
>top left: Slaneesh
>top right: Tzeentch
>bottom left: Khorne
>bottom right: Nurgle
>>332545231
make them blobs that stick to cover, kind of like like dow2 squads or total war units at the battlements
what was the big e doing during the golden age?
>>332530239
For the same reason every setting that happens to be under war for long periods of time or under pressure of armed conflicts should undoubtely get massive amounts of women either on the workforce or the milititary if they want to be realistic beyond teenager fantasies.
Or why do you think women got allowed into the soviet armies during the first and second world war and then once it fineshed the same military academies closed their doors to women? Or why women became the mayor work force on heavy industry and construction during those same wars in Japan and USA? Or why the scitians had more of a quarter of their womenfolk being warriors? Or why fucking israel have no problems with women in the military and even the colombian FARC or the yihadist have a nice number of female soldiers?
BECAUSE OF NECESSITY YOU FAGGOT,YOU NEED WORKERS AND SOLDIERS.
There is no point on breeding if you lose the godamn fucking war, why? BECAUSE YOU ALL WILL DIE!!
Also this >>332532862
>>332545497
Too bad the total war engine would suck for most futuristic weapons.
>>332544937
but the imperium on the outer reaches cant relyably see the astronomicon and rely more on short FTL jumps, very careful calculations and constantly updating charts.
its dangerous and very slow compared to proper warp travel, but its not impossible.
>>332542745
There are Commissar Generals
>>332545558
he stayed out of the way, although he did fly to some planet that had a gateway into the warp and battled, bargained or stole some the four chaos gods for a portion of their powers. He returned to terra one of the strongest being in the universe
>>332545231
>formation based combat for 40k
Problem?
>>332545558
>makes the Primarchs
>loses the Primarchs
>spends a few years conquering the shit out of everything
>finds all the Primarchs
>lets them deal with the conquering thing
>goes to finish the Human Webway portal
>Magnus fucks it up
>Horus Heresy happens
>expanding because they have to grow stronger to survive
>the more they expand the more likely it becomes that the already established factions squash them
>can't just sit back and wait for death, can't expand because it means death
>settle for pissing off planetary governors, rogue traders, and building mechsuits
i'm waiting for the day GW makes the 40k end times and there's a single paragraph of "oh yeah the tau died"
>>332546013
>control less space than the fucking Ultramarines
>considered their own codex worthy faction
>>332545558
Bitchslapping priests.
>>332524837
>no IG tactical FPS like Brothers in Arms
>>332546216
>Hey, stop worshipping God
>Fuck off
And then the same thing happened with Lorgar
>>332546216
>empy tricks some priest into thinking hes seen god
> lol jk it was me, by the way im here to burn down your church
big e was kind of a dick if you think about it
>>332545224
I heard they are but no confirmation as of yet. God help the 40k franchise if they do.
>>332543567
Is Todd a grot?
“The Golden Throne works,” one said, his
voice aged and cracked. “The Emperor’s life
can be sustained indefinitely.”
“His soul lives on?” another inquired, his
long, sharp nose protruding from under the
lip of his hood. “It is not an empty husk?”
“It is not,” the first confirmed. “The
Emperor has ascended to the next plane,
but the link ’twixt body and spirit remains
strong.”
“Then it can be brought back,” suggested
the third, a young woman whose flowing
white hair spilled from her hood and down
to her waist. “The Emperor need not suffer
this hideous eternal life in death.”
“We cannot risk such a thing!” the first
hissed. “What if the spiritual link were
severed? What if the person brought back
was not the man we once knew? Changed?
News of the Emperor’s… ascension is
already widespread. He is being revered as
a god already on a hundred worlds. In this
time of rebuilding, we need a symbol. The
Emperor has shown us the way. Anyway,
who would believe the Emperor had
returned so soon? It will cause a civil war
more devastating than that of the fool
Horus, and even now we have yet to start
counting the cost of that. No, better that
this knowledge remains hidden. When we
pass on to join the Emperor, it will die with
us.”
“You cannot deny Mankind the Emperor,” a
fourth voice, deep and slow, stated firmly.
“He and the empire he has built are
Mankind’s only chance of survival.”
>>332543372
Where were you when Warhammer was turned into Warhammer -40 000
>>332546492
>big e was kind of a dick if you think about it
The difference is that Big E was right.
>>332546883
>young woman
lmao. how was a youngster allowed in the leadership of the imp? this is some high level waifu faggotry
>>332546492
Big E didn't realize that the guy thought he was God. It actually came as a surprise to him he was at the battle that the old priest Saw Big E.
>>332543252
>but Boss, you can't hide in Lava!
>Mork knows, I'm not trying that one again.
>>332547360
The lore names her as Moriana. The whole thing was too long to post. Bust basically Moriana was one of the emperor's personal hand-maidens that was somewhat close to him. She was banished for the [bring him back] outburst during this meeting and somehow ended up with Abbaddon as an evil psyker oracle. Had to do some researching but sounds like a tragic story. After being banished she probably turned to heretical methods to help the emperor regain his life and fell all the way down a slippery slope
>>332546985
Is the last blade mentioned here the Lion Sword?
If so, what is the shield?
>>332542823
Is there a problem?Keep in mind that at least we're not using Daemonculaba/spoiler]
Orks are the best, I don't know why we have other races
>>332542823
the good guy in star war do the same thing, fag.
>>332549656
>the good guy
Luke? Luke fucked everyone? Was that so his midichlorines made more Jedis?
>>332549347
>I don't know why we have other races
So the orks have more than just other orks to stomp, duh.
>>332549028
arent they sanctioned to use clones anyways?
>>332550525
The Imperium turn a blind eye yes, because they're that fucking good.And because they don't really have a choice if they want anything from Krieg anyways.
>>332533059
This only confirms you have poor taste in line with your poor income.
>>332530612
MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmm, my ding ding dong.............
>>332530168
Superior IG song coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEY7Ton1gO4
>no steel batallion-esque game where you and 2-4 other players have to coordinate to pilot a Titan
>>332552528
>tfw no game where you play as the orks
>tfw no mecha game where you play as a riptide and ruin everyone
>>332545231
I guess you never played the table top game > what is unit coherency.
>>332552482
>That picture
If you look up the word "fucked" in a dictionary, that picture will be accompanying the definition.
>>332531210
>No MGS style stealth-action game featuring the Tanith.
>>332554816
Of course not, but plenty of shitty iPhone games
>>332552715
>piloting glorious riptide
>space smurfs start raining from the sky
>plume smurf rips my suit apart with spacemagic sword
Damn gue'la.
Choose one faggots
>>332546185
full map?
>>332555027
I only recognize like 5 of them..... Mork?
>>332544527
Damn that sounds interesting. What the hell kind of a bargain could they have maid with the Dark Eldar?
And exactly who the fuck do you send in through the Exhubris Portal? Assassins? Specially trained inquisitors?
>>332554816
>No Sniper Elite: Vindicare
>>332555138
>>332555027
I wannacuddlewith that Slaanesh.
>>332555159
DIS STUPID HUMIE DONT EVEN KNOW BOUT GORK N MORK
WOT A PLEB
>>332524837
do you think she would've given Titusthe succ?
>>332558563
No I meant I know them, but who the fuck is the dragon?
>>332558659
She was having some serious cocklust towards Titus who, appropriately, completely ignored her.
>>332558816
Used to be one of the C'tna.
Retconned into a hamster that's imprisoned somewhere on mars.Fucking games workshop I just wanted my space terminators and you had to go and make them into space egyptians, you didn't even do anything interesting with them
>>332555027
Who the fuck is the outsider.
>>332530239
There are even units made of children
>>332560456
C'tan who was tricked by the Deceiver to eat his fellow C'tan, then exiled outside the galaxy by the remaining C'tan.
>>332560891
Thanks my famalamadingdong
>>332531705
muh dick
Karl Franz best Emperor
40K shitters need to gas themselves for what they did to fantasy
>>332556154
>No Platinum Eversor hack'n'slash
>>332561354
Don't you mean Sigmar?
>>332561354
GW did this to their own setting.
>supposed to be a space marine captain
>spend almost the entire game bar one teeny segment near the end interacting with only two other marines
>the rest of it is spent being directed around by a lowly guard because brown and bloom action games have some kind of contractual need for their to be a 'radio chick'
Why was space marine so dull and uninspired?
>>332564040
Because of Gee fucking Dubya. Can't have these fancy videogames take away from their finely detailed Citadel Models.
>>332541693
Sega.
>>332526239
'ERE WE GO, LADZ!
>>332530239
The planet was getting so fucked up by Orks that anyone able to pick up a rifle did.
>>332564868
She didn't just pick up a rifle, she was an officer.
The Imperium is full of fighting women.
It's just hard to get a sense for it because there's not so many models in the actual tabletop. For the very good reason that GW generally sucks at modeling females. They always come out looking like old trannies.
>>332530239
You're a cheeky cunt.
