Villain adventure 2, part 7
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Oh shit nigger, you're Simon, a weeaboo skeleton working for the Supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're trying to track down pme pf your skeleton gang member who was captured.
What do you do?
Previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>332388521
PUNCH SELF IN FACE
>>332388521
punch anime girls in the face
>>332388684
add Jojo to the team
>>332388684
ACTIVATE GIGA PUNCH BUSTER
>>332388881
DRILL SELF IN FACE
>>332388881
punch jojo
>>332388881
PUNCH NEAREST WEABOO OTHER THAN SELF INTO JOINING CREW
>>332388947
BUt you're the only weeaboo here!
>>332389015
FIND NEAREST NORMIE AND CONVERT THEM AND COMMAND THEM TO JOINTHEN PUNCH SELF
>>332389015
FIND A WEABOO THAT ISN'T YOURSELF
>>332389015
you are token character
>>332389109
But who amongst the relatively normal peoples compared to you would you choose?
-Greg
-Lolisniffer
-Texas
-Jojo
-Kneechan
>>332389232
Jojo, gotta have fujoshi on the team
>>332389232
KNEECHAN
TOO KAWAII
>>332389232
JOJO
>IMPLYING THEY'RE NOT A WEEB
>>332389286
Ah yes, the other Teenage Girl in the gang.
Also a skeleton
>>332389525
GET KNEECHAN TO WATCH ANIME LIKE TTGL
>>332389525
make her show herknee
>>332389597
silly anon, there's nothing on the back of the knee
>>332389569
"But the guys told me your taste in aime suck"
>>332389751
Suddenly police shows up and arrest Simon for his porn stacks with 2D lolis
>>332389751
LIES NOW WATCH SOME MANIME
>>332389751
IT'S GOT DRILLS AND MECHS
WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
>>332389751
"The last air bender"
>>332389751
They suck.
>>332389806
"FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! WE FOUND YOUR MASSIVE PORN STACKS OF 2D LOLIS!"
>>332389976
YOU HAVE NO PROOF
FIGHT BACK
>>332389976
RECRUIT THE GUARD
PAY HIM IN 2D LOLIS
>>332389976
Resist
>>332389976
Yell fuck the police in japanese and run away
>>332389976
*TELEPORTS AWAY*
>>332390028
"We foudn this note attacthed to them though"
>>332390232
Call racys since you're a skeleton-american
>>332390232
blame it all on Lolisniffer!
>>332390232
GIGA
FIST
BUSTER
>>332390232
I'm not Simon Officer
>>332390232
Explain it couldn't have been Simon on account of not being able to hold a pen with his smooth skeleton phalanges
>>332390232
Pretend to be lolisniffer
>>332390297
"Ah, but as the note learly says, it's not mine. Would this random piece of paper lie?"
>>332390490
Yes
>>332390490
you get arrested and put right next to jar with Fug soul
>>332390490
I guess not.
>>332390490
lift up Lolisniffer's shirt to reveal his back up stash of 2d lolis porn.
>>332390547
"That's dumb, why would the police have a soul jar"
>>332390720
for plot reasons
>>332390720
wow budget cuts ;_;
>>332390720
Give em the 'ol stink eye
>>332390720
turns out their the faggot police.
>>332390720
Because the plot demands it.
>>332390720
legally required by presinct rules
>>332390720
Because raisins
>>332390753
"It's true, we used to be able to afford 2 whacking sticks per officer, now we can only have 1"
>>332390861
DRILL 'EM
>>332390861
get whacked
>>332390861
let him drink that sorrow
>>332390861
Have you tried forming a union?
>>332390861
Greg trys to take the whacking stick away from the officer but fails majorly.
>>332390861
play the race card to avoid arrest
>>332390979
"We did, but it wasn't very effective. Damnit, can't the people see we just wants the best equipment to protect them and beat up minotities?"
>>332391124
One day we will build that wall ;_;
>>332391124
It doesnt have to be this way
>>332391124
Trust me i see, and i agree it's just not fair. All the more reason to fight harder for the rights you deserve.
>>332391124
skeletons are minorities too
>>332391124
Simon pats the officer's back to comfort him...
>>332391209
"Can they really by minorities when they're 100% of the population,because as we all know, there's a skeleton inside everyone"
>>332391309
Take this opportunity to escape before he notices.
>>332391309
Good point, join me and together we can beat up minorities like ghouls and witches
>>332391309
ask who is responsible for cut budget? let's fight that nigga
>>332391309
Well, everyone is a minority somewhere.
>>332391309
Simon denies the truth of skeletons are in everyone.
>>332391319
You slipped out the back and escaped the police. Shame your plan to bring one gang member along didn't happen though because of that though.
>>332391505
The 1st boss fight appears: Police Chief Dale, the Bone Crusher
He has FOUR arms and FOUR sticks!
>>332391505
go for the fug search
your anime sense is tickling
>>332391505
"Hey, kid. Wanna do some shounen?"
>>332391505
Lolisniffer at the same moment takes back the 2d loli stash away from the oblivious officer.
>>332391549
Oh noes
>>332391787
get whacked
>>332391787
Dale sweeps Simon's legs with one of his sticks and bashes his skull with another stick as he falls
>>332391787
Ask to join the police force
>>332391787
HE STARTS SWINGING HIS STICKS LIKE GRIEVOUS
RUN NIGGA
>>332391787
Luckily he's just giving someone else a ticket for littering.
>>332391787
You fight evil? My friend has been kidnapped.
>>332391787
say that in that house over there which you have nothing to deal with you've seen a lot of 2D loli porn
>>332392018
An invisible barrier pops up around the area that only dissipates once you've finished the boss fight
>>332392018
LIFT OFF SEQUENCE INITIATED
>>332392069
"Damn video game mechanics, you can't run from this.
>>332392253
Dale does his combo attack: Hit with stick, hit with stick, hit with stick and the finisher: hit with all four stick
>>332392253
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE CREATED A RING. NOW MY SECOND PERSONA AWAKENS
>>332392253
Someons's getting whacked
>>332392253
Call in your Big Daddy suit
>>332391309
But some are more skeleton than others!
can i get a brief summary from someone who doesn't want to read 30 threads to understand what is going on
i like these threads but part 7 of a sequel is going into shonen jump territory
>>332392307
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BASE
"Hey, Simon's calling for his Big Daddy suit"
"What the fuck is that and does he even have one?"
>>332392371
Stuff happens and people punched themselves in the face
>>332392495
IT'S ONE OF THOSE DIVING SUITS WITH A DRILL
CALL IT IN, TEXAS
>>332392495
JUST CALL IN ANY MECH SUIT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
they send some shitty elvis suit in
>>332392573
"Ey Simon, you're not responding. You okay over there?"
>>332392767
Dale stabs one of his sticks into our ribcage and begins spinning around rapidly
>>332392767
GET IN THE FUCKING MECH, SIMON
>>332392550
Summon orbital frame jehuty, only for it to be impounded
>>332392826
"You heard him, send it over"
"I didn't even know we had one of these"
>>332393113
It lands on Simon
>>332393113
IT LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE POLICE CHEIF, STUNNING HIM
>>332393113
Dale intercepts it
>>332393113
lands on dale
>>332393113
turns out it's out of gass
>>332393482
He cleaves it in half with a stick
>>332393482
SIMON PUTS IN HIS DRILL KEY TO ACTIVATE IT
>>332393482
SUCCESS?
>>332393482
equip it
but put the drill on the helmet part and your head where the drill was
>>332393562
This. Cause he's in a hurry.
>>332393482
Dale uses it.
Proceed to get drilled to pieces.
>>332393732
STICKS VERSUS DRILL CLASH
>>332393732
Dale creates the MegaStick by combining all the sticks
>>332393732
it is your stand now
name it: "Metal Heart"
>>332394034
MASH X
>>332394168
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>>332394034
this is the drill that will pierce your anus!
>>332394168
Accidentally hit Y
>>332394168
hit "+" instead
>>332394168
XXX YYY XXX
>>332394417
drill his balls off
>>332394417
Dale uses his remaining sticks to smash the sides of your suit
>>332394417
GIGA DRILL BREAKER!
>>332394659
we need another drill
replace your suits hand with another drill, your head
>>332394659
Drill with the drill
>>332394659
IT'S.. NOT EFFECTIVE!
>>332394838
HEAD DRILL INTO DALE'S HEAD
>>332394838
double drill that pig cop to oblivion
>>332394838
Dale throws his sticks to the ground and punches through the mech suit
>>332395095
your head hurts
it's dizzy
>>332395095
YOU DEFEATED
>>332395095
Pick up his boss weapon "Big Stick" and add it to your inventory
>>332395095
you suddenly attacked by Shadowboss Jr
>>332395109
Oh no! You're getting dizzy from spinning your head to much!
>>332395285
WARP INTO ANOTHER REALM FROM GOING TOO FAST
>>332395285
Launch head into space
>>332395306
Your head is temporarily transferred into the alternate universe where...
>>332395448
FIGHT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YOU
>>332395448
IS THAT PEASANT SATAN?
>>332395448
Fug is alive
>>332395448
you see sexy Jojo
>>332395448
dogs and cats live in peaceful harmony
>>332395486
...WHERE SATAN IS A PEASANT APPARENTLY
>>332395624
posses him
>>332395624
reverse spin to go back
btw didn't a guy get 6 first?
>>332395624
He gets killed by a giant black goo monster
Oh well, only our Satan is relevant.
>>332395667
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT, WHICH MEANS I FUCKED UP! WE CAN'T GO BACK UNTIL THIS >>332395476 IS DONE!
YOU FACE ALTERNATE YOU! WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM YOU BECAUSE....
>>332395759
he prefers toku over anime
>>332395759
HE'S ACTUALLY YOUR BRO
>>332395759
He's a ghost
>>332395759
he has a penis
>>332395806
BECAUSE IN THIS WORLD, IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU WHO DIED IN THE UNEXPLAINED BACKSTORY AND NOT YOUR BRO
>>332396017
and he has better taste in animu!
>>332396017
say hi or something
>>332396017
>AU simon
>it's not the hulakamnia simon
come on now
>>332396089
DON'T BLAME ME, IT'S THE WINNING POST. THE UNIVERSE WHERE SIMON WAS NEVER A WEEABOO BUT JUST A WRESTLING FAN IS TWO UNIVERSES DOWN. Right next to the one where the gang are little girls.
>>332396225
are theyskeletonlittle girls?
>>332396017
create a mech from willpower
>>332396225
GIANT MECHA FIGHT BETWEEN ALL THREE SIMONS
CHOOSE COME ON NOW AS OUR MECH
>>332396225
let's go to little girls gang one
lead the way hulkamania simon
>>332396298
Oh no! The rift between worlds is closing! You can't go there now.
What a shame
>>332396457
aw shit
>>332396457
MECHA FIGHT
COME ON NOW
>>332396457
With the rift close you are trapped here.
You can't go back to your own universe.
>>332396457
meanwhile
your body....
>>332396518
Meanwhile, the Simone form the universe where you're female watches from afar
>>332396639
SMASH HEADS TOGETHER SO HARD THAT IT CAUSES AN EXPLOSION OF BRONESS THAT TEARS DOWN THE WALLS AND EVEERY SIMON TEAMS UP
>>332396639
fight already
>>332396639
is she cute?
>>332396713
autism
>>332396639
GATTAI WITH OTHER SIMON!
>>332396713
Unfortunately the temporal energies that allowed your head to travel to the other universes warped you away again before you can do anything
>>332396859
You install gentoo
>>332396859
your head returns back to your body
>>332396859
did we end up with cutie?
>>332396859
What a shame.
>>332396859
after all that, write a scientific document about alternate universe
>>332396889
And your head warps into another universe again. Maybe this is the one where you are a cute girl, or the one where you're a not so cute girl. Or the one where you're actually a midget, could be anything.
>>332396948
Yozh plz gib thread
>>332397148
you end up in a jar with Fug
>>332397148
It's the one where you are a vampire.
>>332397148
It's in the universe of ancient HORRORS OH GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>332397148
We warp into the anime universe, where alternate Simon is a guy who likes normal stuff.
>>332397148
>>332397234
fucking this
>>332397148
its a loli simone universe.
>>332397148
or human simone universe
>>332397148
You are in a universe where you work a normal desk job.
>>332397234
His hobbies include sports and fishing
>>332397491
call him a normie
>>332397491
Swap heads.
>>332397503
"Thanks"
>>332397491
screech at him
>>332397582
you feel pain as your main body is getting beaten by other cops
>>332397582
REEEEE NORMIES GET OUT
>>332397582
Search for anime. Enjoy it.
>>332397582
possess him
>>332397625
And witht hat, the weap energies transport you again
>>332397393
>>332397331
Yozh run loli villain adventures
>>332397769
your head goes back
but your body is all wrongly assembled
>>332397769
You end up in a universe at the end of its lifespan
It's a beautiful, yet sad sight
>>332397769
You are in the universe where Evil Simon outlaws anime.
>>332397984
swear vengeance on the person who did this to you
>>332397984
walk like that anyway
you kind of like it
>>332397984
You're also in a cave on Jupiter
>>332397984
Confuse the copper.
>>332398058
The piece of copper is confused
>>332398157
continue your journey
find your lost gang member
>>332398157
Kick it.
>>332398198
"Sorry but you have failed. All your friends are gone and I now rule the world"
>>332398358
gasp
>>332398358
"Oh that's alright then" you say
>>332398358
"Who are you?"
>>332398358
slap him with both of your arms
>>332398358
Find out that you were away for 37 years.
>>332398358
Nah
>>332398398
"Alright, now I'm going to destroy you"
>>332398505
spin so fucking hard to go back to the past
>>332398505
He's bluffing.
>>332398505
jar falls on his head
>>332398505
cool
>>332398505
punch him in the face
>>332398505
"Yeah that's cool"
>>332398505
dodge
>>332398505
Walk the dinosaur
>>332398548
"No I'm not! Observe what happened to your glorious leader that I destroyed: Zebra"
>>332398724
uh
actually....
>>332398724
high five
>>332398724
[glass him]
>>332398724
"Yeah that's cool"
>>332398724
Giggle while trying to keep a straight face.
>>332398724
weep for your glorious leader
>>332398767
"Why are you tring to high five me? Don't you feel sadness that your leader, who once courageously battled the traitor Lolisniffer to save you, is now dead and used as a trophy?"
>>332398975
Now kiss.
>>332398975
okay, what happened while I was away?
give me the short version
>>332398975
"Who are you?"
>>332398975
Try to warp again.
>>332398975
Jojo walks in
>>332399009
The temporal energies do not approve of homosexuality and warps you away from the universe where Zebra was the skeleton leader of your gang instead of Lolisniffer
>>332399178
oh it was another alt reality
somehow return to yours
>>332399178
pass by barbarian universe where they killed the king and lived happily ever after
>>332399178
Hum "The power of love" by Frankie Goes To Hollywood" as you travel between dimensions.
>>332399178
Warp into yourself.
>>332399276
So you want to be inside yourself. The energies think that's pretty gay
>>332399370
Oh no, it's the temporal energy cops!
>>332399370
Try to kiss the energies.
>>332399370
"Hello Simon. You've ventured through many different universes to reach this point," says a strange alien sage.
>>332399370
>Prolonged tumblr-esque lecture about gender and sexuality.
>>332399449
"Hey you! You're illegally travelling between realms! Return to your home universe now!"
>>332399553
and so you did
When you're going to pillage villages?
>>332399553
but i can't
do you have a taxi?
>>332399553
are they well equipped?
>>332399553
FREE WHEEL IT OUTTA THERE
>>332399553
IT'S DALE AGAIN
>>332399578
As you run, you pass by a universe where barbarians killed the king and lived happily ever after. That universe was then immediately destroyed because such a thing cannot exist
>>332399705
go through a different portal
Start digging for a loli skeleton companion
>>332399705
Laugh at those silly barbarians
>>332399705
Reach Universe 1, the origin of everything
>>332399705
We return back to our home dimension
>>332399705
ask police for a way home
>>332399797
And so you are pulled back into your world
>>332400110
so what's been happening?
>>332400110
Assess the situation without doing anything gay.
>>332400110
Dale is back as RoboChief
>>332400110
Something happens and you get stranded in a decaying universe where the skeletal remains of massive ancient celestial beings populate the entirety of space.
>>332400154
Assess the situation while doing gay things.
>>332399705
fuck you
signed:
anon who named Canon
>>332400159
And you're in prison.
>>332400337
NOT AGAIN!
>>332400337
meanwhile
the rest of your gang...
>>332400337
Ask for a lawyer.
>>332400337
Assess the situation while only doing a middling amount of gay things.
>>332400337
Turns out you just sort of blacked out just after the fight started, doctors found that you have a skull tumor.
>>332400337
Pull your arm off and throw it through the window bars
>>332400369
Guess you have no choice to serve your sentence, trying to survive the harsh prison life day after day while trying not to get raped.
Or you could escape, either by yourself or with help from your gang.
Either works.
>>332400528
Start a riot.
>>332400528
Okay, now stop being in prison.
Without doing anything gay.
>>332400528
Your cellmate is Rainbow Man, Lolisniffer's...rival? I don't really know.
>>332400528
Do the first-
Remember to never drop the soap.
>>332400528
look around for a jar
>>332400528
find an effeminatefrenchmale and start whoring him out and become prison pimp kingblow the kingdom on sneaking in anime
>>332400528
Pretend to be suffering from a stomach ache. When a guard comes to check you use the chance to escape.
>>332399705
>>>332400528
Paladin in a lancer big Daddy suit arrived.
He offers you a chance to leave if you brawl with him.
>>332400619
Prison guard is doubting you
>>332400937
use power of anime bullshit
>>332400937
start violently shaking to convince him there's a problem
>>332400937
Punch him in the face and steal his clothes
>>332400937
Shove ass through bars to intimidate him.
>>332400937
[Charisma][Speech]: Nigga let me out
>>332401039
Prison guard now doubts you harder. He doesn't like ebonics
>>332401201
JUST DRILL YOUR WAY OUT
>>332401201
suffer harder
>>332401201
Stab him with you drill key then book it.
>>332401201
Pretend to be dead.
>>332401201
Sing the lyrics to "Fuck Tha Police" to confuse the guard
>>332401239
"Good, niggers should suffer"
>>332401293
butt, i am a weeb skelly
>>332401293
All skellies are white
>>332401293
It's your turn to doubt the guard. Accuse him of beating his wife!
>>332401293
Say you dindu nuffin
>>332401293
Continue speak ebonics to make him go demonic.
>>332401293
Complain about the systemic racism plaguing the prison system
>>332401293
STAB HIM IN THE EYE.
DRILL THROUGH THE WALL
>>332401293
The prison guard is a jew
>>332401338
"That's also a NIGGER!"
>>332401504
can't argue with that
then use the race card
>>332401504
Your sister's a nigger!
>>332401504
Insist that skeleton-Americans are different from niggers
>>332401504
The guard puts on his moonmask.
>>332401579
"You talk like a nigger and act like a nigger. To me you're pretty much a nigger"
>>332401790
Sudden cameo saves the day
>>332401790
If I'm a nigger how do you call that faggot in black behind you who has name shadowboss jr?
>>332401790
act like a nigger
>>332401790
Provoke him.
>>332401790
GO FULL WEEB TO COUNTER HIS ARGUMENT
>>332401790
Explain that you are not a nigger 'cause you don't bang or smoke rock
>>332401878
"Ah yes, the weeaboo niggers. Trying to deceive white people huh? Classic nigger attitude"
>>332402002
Call him a nigger-lover and show him your BBC
>>332402002
Show him his wife's panties.
Shout at him "NTR"
>>332402002
ask him why he isn't whacking you for being a nigger
>>332402002
Call him a nigger
>>332402002
You are saved by ShadowbossSenior
>>332402002
Point out your bone coloring, you are very clearly white.
>>332402079
"no u"
>>332402195
Fling shit at him
>>332402195
no u
>>332402195
you are zebra
>>332402195
Joke about him being a nigger.
>>332402246
"You're zebra. And zebras are animals from Africa! Which is full of niggers! You're a nigger!"
>>332402427
Scream that this guy is racist.
>>332402427
Laugh at his tiny white penis
>>332402427
you realize that it is just cardboard cut of an officer with speakers attached to it.
Budget cuts
>>332402427
Your crew bursts through the prison walls and breaks you out.
>>332402427
Shout "I don't have to take this you racist shitlord!" at the top of your non-lungs and storm out of the prison, which is inexplicably open.
>>332402427
Tell him that niggers loves watermelon but you don't have any watermelons with you, hence you aren't a nigger
>>332402479
"Sorry, I don't understand animal speak"
>>332402427
You ask the officer for a pop quiz style boss fight to prove you're not a nigger.
>>332402580
Use the get out of prison card.
>>332402580
Lose it.
>>332402580
that police officer get fired for talking too much on a job
budget cuts
>>332402580
Tell him you will suck him off if he will let you go
>>332402679
"Nice try nigger, but the world doesn't run on your animal logic"
>>332402738
Meanwhile horsefucker and Death are in a massive battle over who gets to molest a demonic demon horse.
>>332402738
look behind you
>>332402738
put that cardboard cutout away already
it driving me insane
>>332402738
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>332402738
"heil hitler"
>>332402758
"What the fuck. You're talking about fucking horses? Fucking degenerate niggers ruining our country"
>>332402942
what's going on?
>>332402942
can i get a phone call
>>332402942
Was I talking to cardboard this entire time?
>>332402942
Nows our chance. Spin into our original dimension.
>>332403049
"Sorry, animals don't get human rights"
>>332403135
what
you guys installed a racist cardboard for what reason?
tell him he's a skelly not a human
>>332403135
Rainbow Man asks the police what they think of colored people such as himself.
>>332403135
The janitor appears
>>332403194
"Fucking degenerate homosexuals. Rainbows elongs to god, not fags"
>>332403325
Unite powers to smite this racist cardboard
>>332403325
an actual black didindu nathin prison appears
>>332403325
Ask him "who's the fag behind you, your girlfriend? and then laugh.
>>332403325
tell him you are god
>>332403325
Slip through the window bone by bone since the cardboard can't move
>>332403407
"YEah, just leave, that's what niggers do"
>>332403507
reassemble yourself and drink some milk to strengthen your bones
>>332403507
Fall into a pit
>>332403507
have your own 'Shawshank redemption' escape moment
>>332403559
Now where could you get some milk
>>332403748
From the milk universe, of course.
Spin rapidly.
>>332403748
straight from a cows udder
>>332403748
Some weeaboo prisoners are willing to trade milk for some anime recomendations.
>>332403809
And so you return with milk from thee milk dimension
>>332403947
pose in one of those mega milk hentai poses
>>332403947
drink it then realise that you have no digestive system
>>332403947
Spin into the gun dimension.
>>332403947
Absorb milk directly.
>>332404184
your fellow prisoners look at you in a lusty way
>>332404184
drink that shit like a madman
>>332404184
"Mah boi, peece is what all true warriors strive for"
>>332404317
Who said that
>>332404184
Now drink the milk, we gain attribute points.
>>332404374
anime girl nearby
>>332404374
It's like, 50 guards who heard of your escape
>>332404374
"Gee, it sure is boring around here."
>>332404374
the transexul king of the prison
>>332404416
"Anime isn't real!"
>>332404543
"Squadallah, we're off!"
Something whispers into his ear, then he lands on a flying carpet!
>>332404579
"Simon, are you high or something?"
>>332404757
why is this cowboy here?
>>332404757
Yes, why aren't you?
>>332404757
No, it's that guy
>>332404757
Go shitpost on /v/
>>332404757
"JOIN ME, SIMON, AND YOUR FACE WILL BE THE GREATEST IN KOREDAI" Something shouts at him, it's Ganon!
>>332404817
"Oh no, Lolisniffer! He doesn't regconize us anymore!"
"Damn, the harsh prison life must have changed him"
>>332405081
okay seriously,
why are you guys here
>>332405081
Simon removes their masks
>>332405081
Throw the milk at them.
>>332405129
"We heard you were in prison, so we came to bust you out"
"Yeah man, why would we let you rot in there"
>>332405271
where is fug
>>332405271
Want some milk?
>>332405271
A boss appears.
>>332405271
YOU'RE NOT REAL
>>332405271
Share the milk with them.
>>332405271
start drawing crude penises on everything.
starting with your friends
>>332405298
"Oh we're still working on finding his trapped soul. So in the meantime we bring his inanimate corpse along with us on shenanigans and adventures"
>>332405512
The corpse bursts into treats
>>332405512
Zebra is gonna betray us.
>>332405512
that's kinda disgusting
>>332405549
"We also use him to store treats. Want some candy?"
>>332405740
Only if its Dog Bonez :D
>>332405740
My mom told me not to accept candy from strangers
>>332405740
munch munch
>>332405740
Eat the skeleton
>>332405849
"Eh, your loss. Now let's go. Who knows what kind of horrible torture Fug's soul is enduring right now"
>>332405964
Meanwhile, at Fug's soul
>>332405964
I bet they have him watch honest lawyers.
>>332406000
holy shiet
>>332406000
The thread want's us to go to fug, it is calling us.
>>332406000
He is forced to look at a chinese basket weaving imageboard, ripe for shitposting, but unable to do anything about it
>>332406319
The horror. it must drive him insane
he breaks the jar
>>332406319
He lucks his way into the heart of shadowboss jr.s wifewho looks a lot like jo jo
>>332406319
Go Nuclear.
Again.
>>332406319
Fug begins to cry at the lack of (you)s
>>332406319
By charging all your mental power you can shit post on the board but only with the internet speed of an Australian that is being DDOS'ed
>>332406725
Perfect
>>332406725
Try to learn telepathy...but can only shitpost with this power
>>332406725
spoderpup
>>332406867
Fug is trying to learn Telepathy!
>>332406962
Brain is filled up with shit instead
>>332406962
But Fug can't remember more than 4 moves!
Delete a move to make room for Telepathy?
>>332406962
Shadowboss Jr's personal brain imageboard is suddenly flooded with child-like insults and pictures of cats.
>>332406962
Shadowboss Jr's personal brain imageboard is suddenly flooded with child-like insults and pictures of cats
>>332407016
Well that's pretty obvious, all he does most of the time is shitposting
>>332406962
Learn it but it works really slow, almost like Australian wifi
>>332407064
>>332407153
Personally no idea how i did that.
>>332407203
He's crashing this jar.
>>332407263
Fug has learned Telepathic Shitposting! He's sending his shitposts into the imageboard!
>>332407441
slowly adopt Australian traits
>>332407441ur a faget
>>332407441
Shitpost Lolisniffer's mind
>>332407441
Harass Zebra for being worst skeleton
>>332407517
YEEAAHh....whoops, sent them too slow, thread's gone
>>332407710
Inform comrades of location through shitposting.
>>332407710
It seems that your dataplan is empty for today, so now you need to shitpost verbally to the guards
>>332407710
Make thread on /a/ with a distress call for Simon
>>332407710
Accidentally post horrible images that run through your mind to the nearest guards' mind.
>>332407864
Sadly Fug's jar is also soundproof so the guards can't hear him
>>332408095
Telepathize shitposts in their minds.
>>332408095
Green moose
>>332408259
Fug starts talking about Green Moose, the guards still can't hear him
>>332408363
Break glass with skull
>>332408363
Perform rude hand gestures at the guards.
>>332408363
Dulpicate self and play cards
>>332408363
Summon the gods of shitposting
>>332408462
Fug resorts to making rude hand gestures at the guards.
We now return to Simon
>>332408638
Guava Juice
>>332408638
They've resorted to grinding XP
>>332408638
Change back into normal clothes
>>332408786
You're thinking about Guava Juice for some reason
>>332408903
Birthday Cake
>>332408903
Save prison clothes as alt outfit
>>332408979
And Birthday Cakes. Your birthday is coming up, you wonder if the guys are gonna surprise you with a party. Hope they bought a cake.
Dead by thread?
>>332409139
Its the weebiest cake ever. You just dont know it yet
>>332409139
start drawing crude penises on everything
>>332409309
Of course it is, it'll be the bestest and most glorious cake that celebrates superior nippon products. You smile warmly at your friends as you think about the great presents they will give you.
>>332409504
use a dowsing stick to find fug's soul
>>332409504
Necromancer is slapping you for daydreaming
>>332409504
oh go find fug's soul already
>>332409504
Beat the shit out of Sans
>>332409564
Scanning....
>>332409746
you find
A CLUE
>>332409746
ping
>>332409746
Cross the sticks.
>>332409746
Your pink glittery gatling gun from zombizon.com has arrived.
>>332409848
Texas silently judges your taste in firearms
>>332410109
We are ready for shadowboss jr
>>332410109
dowsing sticks ping over something
"what is it boy"
>>332410109
By dowsing you find a hidden underground secret lair
>>332410394
also no girls allowed
how sexist
>>332410394
Kawaii first wave guards attack. Simon's territory
>>332410394
Oh shit! Infiltration mission to retrieve figs soul
>>332410394
Giant Snake
>>332410519
Fucking autocorrect. Fugs*
>>332410456
Good thing you're not a girl then
>>332410617
Too late. Your 9 won figs.
>>332410649
save game
or not up to you
>>332410649
An angry scotsman appears. Leprichaun minions
>>332410746
And so the game is saved.
Tune in next time to see the infiltration of the secret hidden underground lair to save Fug's soul. Or see the attempt to do so but then immediately sidetracked into doing something completely unrelated.Updates: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>332410669
Maybe its like Igor in young Frankenstein taking the wrong soul
