Oh shit nigger, you're Simon, a weeaboo skeleton working for the Supervillain Greg the Necromancer.
Currently you're trying to track down pme pf your skeleton gang member who was captured.
What do you do?
Previous threads:
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
>>332388521
PUNCH SELF IN FACE
>>332388521
punch anime girls in the face
>>332388684
add Jojo to the team
>>332388684
ACTIVATE GIGA PUNCH BUSTER
>>332388881
DRILL SELF IN FACE
>>332388881
punch jojo
>>332388881
PUNCH NEAREST WEABOO OTHER THAN SELF INTO JOINING CREW
>>332388947
BUt you're the only weeaboo here!
>>332389015
FIND NEAREST NORMIE AND CONVERT THEM AND COMMAND THEM TO JOINTHEN PUNCH SELF
>>332389015
FIND A WEABOO THAT ISN'T YOURSELF
>>332389015
you are token character
>>332389109
But who amongst the relatively normal peoples compared to you would you choose?
-Greg
-Lolisniffer
-Texas
-Jojo
-Kneechan
>>332389232
Jojo, gotta have fujoshi on the team
>>332389232
KNEECHAN
TOO KAWAII
>>332389232
JOJO
>IMPLYING THEY'RE NOT A WEEB
>>332389286
Ah yes, the other Teenage Girl in the gang.
Also a skeleton
>>332389525
GET KNEECHAN TO WATCH ANIME LIKE TTGL
>>332389525
make her show herknee
>>332389597
silly anon, there's nothing on the back of the knee
>>332389569
"But the guys told me your taste in aime suck"
>>332389751
Suddenly police shows up and arrest Simon for his porn stacks with 2D lolis
>>332389751
LIES NOW WATCH SOME MANIME
>>332389751
IT'S GOT DRILLS AND MECHS
WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?
>>332389751
"The last air bender"
>>332389751
They suck.
>>332389806
"FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! WE FOUND YOUR MASSIVE PORN STACKS OF 2D LOLIS!"
>>332389976
YOU HAVE NO PROOF
FIGHT BACK
>>332389976
RECRUIT THE GUARD
PAY HIM IN 2D LOLIS
>>332389976
Resist
>>332389976
Yell fuck the police in japanese and run away
>>332389976
*TELEPORTS AWAY*
>>332390028
"We foudn this note attacthed to them though"
>>332390232
Call racys since you're a skeleton-american
>>332390232
blame it all on Lolisniffer!
>>332390232
GIGA
FIST
BUSTER
>>332390232
I'm not Simon Officer
>>332390232
Explain it couldn't have been Simon on account of not being able to hold a pen with his smooth skeleton phalanges
>>332390232
Pretend to be lolisniffer
>>332390297
"Ah, but as the note learly says, it's not mine. Would this random piece of paper lie?"
>>332390490
Yes
>>332390490
you get arrested and put right next to jar with Fug soul
>>332390490
I guess not.
>>332390490
lift up Lolisniffer's shirt to reveal his back up stash of 2d lolis porn.
>>332390547
"That's dumb, why would the police have a soul jar"
>>332390720
for plot reasons
>>332390720
wow budget cuts ;_;
>>332390720
Give em the 'ol stink eye
>>332390720
turns out their the faggot police.
>>332390720
Because the plot demands it.
>>332390720
legally required by presinct rules
>>332390720
Because raisins
>>332390753
"It's true, we used to be able to afford 2 whacking sticks per officer, now we can only have 1"
>>332390861
DRILL 'EM
>>332390861
get whacked
>>332390861
let him drink that sorrow
>>332390861
Have you tried forming a union?
>>332390861
Greg trys to take the whacking stick away from the officer but fails majorly.
>>332390861
play the race card to avoid arrest
>>332390979
"We did, but it wasn't very effective. Damnit, can't the people see we just wants the best equipment to protect them and beat up minotities?"
>>332391124
One day we will build that wall ;_;
>>332391124
It doesnt have to be this way
>>332391124
Trust me i see, and i agree it's just not fair. All the more reason to fight harder for the rights you deserve.
>>332391124
skeletons are minorities too
>>332391124
Simon pats the officer's back to comfort him...
>>332391209
"Can they really by minorities when they're 100% of the population,because as we all know, there's a skeleton inside everyone"
>>332391309
Take this opportunity to escape before he notices.
>>332391309
Good point, join me and together we can beat up minorities like ghouls and witches
>>332391309
ask who is responsible for cut budget? let's fight that nigga
>>332391309
Well, everyone is a minority somewhere.
>>332391309
Simon denies the truth of skeletons are in everyone.
>>332391319
You slipped out the back and escaped the police. Shame your plan to bring one gang member along didn't happen though because of that though.
>>332391505
The 1st boss fight appears: Police Chief Dale, the Bone Crusher
He has FOUR arms and FOUR sticks!
>>332391505
go for the fug search
your anime sense is tickling
>>332391505
"Hey, kid. Wanna do some shounen?"
>>332391505
Lolisniffer at the same moment takes back the 2d loli stash away from the oblivious officer.
>>332391549
Oh noes
>>332391787
get whacked
>>332391787
Dale sweeps Simon's legs with one of his sticks and bashes his skull with another stick as he falls
>>332391787
Ask to join the police force
>>332391787
HE STARTS SWINGING HIS STICKS LIKE GRIEVOUS
RUN NIGGA
>>332391787
Luckily he's just giving someone else a ticket for littering.
>>332391787
You fight evil? My friend has been kidnapped.
>>332391787
say that in that house over there which you have nothing to deal with you've seen a lot of 2D loli porn
>>332392018
An invisible barrier pops up around the area that only dissipates once you've finished the boss fight
>>332392018
LIFT OFF SEQUENCE INITIATED
>>332392069
"Damn video game mechanics, you can't run from this.
>>332392253
Dale does his combo attack: Hit with stick, hit with stick, hit with stick and the finisher: hit with all four stick
>>332392253
YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE CREATED A RING. NOW MY SECOND PERSONA AWAKENS
>>332392253
Someons's getting whacked
>>332392253
Call in your Big Daddy suit
>>332391309
But some are more skeleton than others!
can i get a brief summary from someone who doesn't want to read 30 threads to understand what is going on
i like these threads but part 7 of a sequel is going into shonen jump territory
>>332392307
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE BASE
"Hey, Simon's calling for his Big Daddy suit"
"What the fuck is that and does he even have one?"
>>332392371
Stuff happens and people punched themselves in the face
>>332392495
IT'S ONE OF THOSE DIVING SUITS WITH A DRILL
CALL IT IN, TEXAS
>>332392495
JUST CALL IN ANY MECH SUIT YOU FUCKING NORMIE
they send some shitty elvis suit in
>>332392573
"Ey Simon, you're not responding. You okay over there?"
>>332392767
Dale stabs one of his sticks into our ribcage and begins spinning around rapidly
>>332392767
GET IN THE FUCKING MECH, SIMON
>>332392550
Summon orbital frame jehuty, only for it to be impounded
>>332392826
"You heard him, send it over"
"I didn't even know we had one of these"
>>332393113
It lands on Simon
>>332393113
IT LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE POLICE CHEIF, STUNNING HIM
>>332393113
Dale intercepts it
>>332393113
lands on dale
>>332393113
turns out it's out of gass
>>332393482
He cleaves it in half with a stick
>>332393482
SIMON PUTS IN HIS DRILL KEY TO ACTIVATE IT
>>332393482
SUCCESS?
>>332393482
equip it
but put the drill on the helmet part and your head where the drill was
>>332393562
This. Cause he's in a hurry.
>>332393482
Dale uses it.
Proceed to get drilled to pieces.
>>332393732
STICKS VERSUS DRILL CLASH
>>332393732
Dale creates the MegaStick by combining all the sticks
>>332393732
it is your stand now
name it: "Metal Heart"
>>332394034
MASH X
>>332394168
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>>332394034
this is the drill that will pierce your anus!
>>332394168
Accidentally hit Y
>>332394168
hit "+" instead
>>332394168
XXX YYY XXX
>>332394417
drill his balls off
>>332394417
Dale uses his remaining sticks to smash the sides of your suit
>>332394417
GIGA DRILL BREAKER!
>>332394659
we need another drill
replace your suits hand with another drill, your head
>>332394659
Drill with the drill
>>332394659
IT'S.. NOT EFFECTIVE!
>>332394838
HEAD DRILL INTO DALE'S HEAD
>>332394838
double drill that pig cop to oblivion
>>332394838
Dale throws his sticks to the ground and punches through the mech suit
>>332395095
your head hurts
it's dizzy
>>332395095
YOU DEFEATED
>>332395095
Pick up his boss weapon "Big Stick" and add it to your inventory
>>332395095
you suddenly attacked by Shadowboss Jr
>>332395109
Oh no! You're getting dizzy from spinning your head to much!
>>332395285
WARP INTO ANOTHER REALM FROM GOING TOO FAST
>>332395285
Launch head into space
>>332395306
Your head is temporarily transferred into the alternate universe where...
>>332395448
FIGHT ALTERNATE UNIVERSE YOU
>>332395448
IS THAT PEASANT SATAN?
>>332395448
Fug is alive
>>332395448
you see sexy Jojo
>>332395448
dogs and cats live in peaceful harmony
>>332395486
...WHERE SATAN IS A PEASANT APPARENTLY
>>332395624
posses him
>>332395624
reverse spin to go back
btw didn't a guy get 6 first?
>>332395624
He gets killed by a giant black goo monster
Oh well, only our Satan is relevant.
>>332395667
OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT, WHICH MEANS I FUCKED UP! WE CAN'T GO BACK UNTIL THIS >>332395476 IS DONE!
YOU FACE ALTERNATE YOU! WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM YOU BECAUSE....
>>332395759
he prefers toku over anime
>>332395759
HE'S ACTUALLY YOUR BRO
>>332395759
He's a ghost
>>332395759
he has a penis
>>332395806
BECAUSE IN THIS WORLD, IT WAS ACTUALLY YOU WHO DIED IN THE UNEXPLAINED BACKSTORY AND NOT YOUR BRO
>>332396017
and he has better taste in animu!
>>332396017
say hi or something
>>332396017
>AU simon
>it's not the hulakamnia simon
come on now
>>332396089
DON'T BLAME ME, IT'S THE WINNING POST. THE UNIVERSE WHERE SIMON WAS NEVER A WEEABOO BUT JUST A WRESTLING FAN IS TWO UNIVERSES DOWN. Right next to the one where the gang are little girls.
>>332396225
are theyskeletonlittle girls?
>>332396017
create a mech from willpower
>>332396225
GIANT MECHA FIGHT BETWEEN ALL THREE SIMONS
CHOOSE COME ON NOW AS OUR MECH
>>332396225
let's go to little girls gang one
lead the way hulkamania simon
>>332396298
Oh no! The rift between worlds is closing! You can't go there now.
What a shame
>>332396457
aw shit
>>332396457
MECHA FIGHT
COME ON NOW
>>332396457
With the rift close you are trapped here.
You can't go back to your own universe.
>>332396457
meanwhile
your body....
>>332396518
Meanwhile, the Simone form the universe where you're female watches from afar
>>332396639
SMASH HEADS TOGETHER SO HARD THAT IT CAUSES AN EXPLOSION OF BRONESS THAT TEARS DOWN THE WALLS AND EVEERY SIMON TEAMS UP
>>332396639
fight already
>>332396639
is she cute?
>>332396713
autism
>>332396639
GATTAI WITH OTHER SIMON!
>>332396713
Unfortunately the temporal energies that allowed your head to travel to the other universes warped you away again before you can do anything
>>332396859
You install gentoo
>>332396859
your head returns back to your body
>>332396859
did we end up with cutie?
>>332396859
What a shame.
>>332396859
after all that, write a scientific document about alternate universe
>>332396889
And your head warps into another universe again. Maybe this is the one where you are a cute girl, or the one where you're a not so cute girl. Or the one where you're actually a midget, could be anything.
>>332396948
Yozh plz gib thread
>>332397148
you end up in a jar with Fug
>>332397148
It's the one where you are a vampire.
>>332397148
It's in the universe of ancient HORRORS OH GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
>>332397148
We warp into the anime universe, where alternate Simon is a guy who likes normal stuff.
>>332397148
>>332397234
fucking this
>>332397148
its a loli simone universe.
>>332397148
or human simone universe
>>332397148
You are in a universe where you work a normal desk job.
>>332397234
His hobbies include sports and fishing
>>332397491
call him a normie
>>332397491
Swap heads.
>>332397503
"Thanks"
>>332397491
screech at him
>>332397582
you feel pain as your main body is getting beaten by other cops
>>332397582
REEEEE NORMIES GET OUT
>>332397582
Search for anime. Enjoy it.
>>332397582
possess him
>>332397625
And witht hat, the weap energies transport you again
>>332397393
>>332397331
Yozh run loli villain adventures
>>332397769
your head goes back
but your body is all wrongly assembled
>>332397769
You end up in a universe at the end of its lifespan
It's a beautiful, yet sad sight
>>332397769
You are in the universe where Evil Simon outlaws anime.
>>332397984
swear vengeance on the person who did this to you
>>332397984
walk like that anyway
you kind of like it
>>332397984
You're also in a cave on Jupiter
>>332397984
Confuse the copper.
>>332398058
The piece of copper is confused
>>332398157
continue your journey
find your lost gang member
>>332398157
Kick it.
>>332398198
"Sorry but you have failed. All your friends are gone and I now rule the world"
>>332398358
gasp
>>332398358
"Oh that's alright then" you say
>>332398358
"Who are you?"
>>332398358
slap him with both of your arms
>>332398358
Find out that you were away for 37 years.
>>332398358
Nah
>>332398398
"Alright, now I'm going to destroy you"
>>332398505
spin so fucking hard to go back to the past
>>332398505
He's bluffing.
>>332398505
jar falls on his head
>>332398505
cool
>>332398505
punch him in the face
>>332398505
"Yeah that's cool"
>>332398505
dodge
>>332398505
Walk the dinosaur
>>332398548
"No I'm not! Observe what happened to your glorious leader that I destroyed: Zebra"
>>332398724
uh
actually....
>>332398724
high five
>>332398724
[glass him]
>>332398724
"Yeah that's cool"
>>332398724
Giggle while trying to keep a straight face.
>>332398724
weep for your glorious leader
>>332398767
"Why are you tring to high five me? Don't you feel sadness that your leader, who once courageously battled the traitor Lolisniffer to save you, is now dead and used as a trophy?"
>>332398975
Now kiss.
