Why does he suck at vidya so much?
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Why does he suck at vidya so much?
>>332331504
Because he is fat
Same reasons 99% of vidya journalists suck. Either they're not really gamers or they're the pretentious ones who have opinions on everything even though they barely play games beyond the tutorial.
Literal SJW cuck.
>>332332101
Not all of them suck brah
>>332331504
He's too busy raising his wife's son to learn how to play them properly.
How is he still relevent?
His fedora core nazi asthetic is anoying
>>332331720
This. Fat people are bad at everything.
>>332332256
Which ones don't? I struggle to think of any that aren't painfully mediocre considering the time they spend playing.
>>332331504
Those gloves reduce the innate tactile feedback of any standard input device, and he refuses to take them off.
to be fair, journalists don't play a single game more than probably 10 hours before moving onto the next. intricacies and skills aren't even possible to gain when games become a job and all you do is play to look at it with a """critical""" eye.
>>332333746
KEKED
BY
HIMSELF
WITH
BLUE
HAIR
>>332332256
I remember watching Yahtzee's let's drown out of DaS2, a game he repeatedly claimed to be pro at but really sucks complete shit compared to somebody who hadn't ever played before
along with every other game he ever plays
reminder he gave vanquish a 5 because it didn't let him stay in cover
>>332331504
hes a egotist that think admiting hes an egotist makes it alright, except he doesn't realize just how much of an egotist he is.
also hes a fat cuckold
>>332335601
I believe his claims of pro-ness were facetious. He really just claimed to have beaten it multiple times.
>>332335601
the way games reviewers talk about souls is always embarassing
>>332336561
Checking a giving gaming pundit's opinion on Souls has become a litmus test for me.
I don't even have particularly strong opinions on the game but, like you said, it consistently reveals retardation and pretentiousness.
>>332333746
>Mx. Sterling
Mexican Sterling? Que?
>>332331504
All I read was pic.
And let me guess, you're a Souls fan, right?
