Is there a single character in vidya that could kill Superman Prime?
>>332269234
So Superman has an even more super form?
>>332269316
You haven't heard?
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Kal-El_%28DC_One_Million%29#Powers
American fiction is so stupid.
>>332269316
I thought this too
For years. Everyone posts that picture when they bring up SMP so I just assumed it was Superman being even more of a Mary Sue
It's an alternate universe superman turned villain.
The Truck in Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8X7Vj6JXPk
>>332270208
You've got it mixed up due to title bullshit so I don't blame you, but the person you're thinking of is SuperBOY Prime later he calls himself Superman Prime but it's not really the same.
This golden piece of piss is part of a long series of Krpytonian physiology leaps in logic to make Kal-El Literally God because Grant Morrison really likes to get off to the idea this one asshole from Kansas is destined to save reality.Before anyone,looking at you /co/,starts I'm a Superman fan, but I'm willing to take jabs at how absurdly far he can go as a character just because of flagship status sort of how Goku went from Not!Sun Wukong martial arts kid to whatever the fuck the Saiyans even are now with the god ki bullshit
>>332269234
Most characters so long as they aim for his Achilles left ankle.
>>332269234
>Superman Prime?
Thats not Prime. Sup Prime is from another continuity and became a bad buy or something.
Thats Sup Gold 1million, and no I don't think there is any one in video games.
Probably Franklin Richards though.
>>332270403
>Can't even beat Dante
>can beat a guy who can literally wish her out of existence
Comic books are dumb.
>>332269843
Don't even get me started on the shit that is Fantastic Four's plot, it has fucking multiverses, immortal hitler, time travel, space gods fighting even greater space gods, etc.
The guy who created it was on acid, LSD and probably some other shit when writing the plot. I hate hyper fiction or whatever the fuck it's called when fiction becomes so retarded that it goes beyond being decent fiction, whatever you want to call that.
Autism fiction I guess
>>332269234
You forgot to post Superman Prime.
>>332269234
Brock Lesnar
>>332269234
isn't this the version of superman that got mad about shit so he started banging his fists on reality which created rippled resulting in various retcons
>people saying it's not prime
that's prime 1million, which is technically still prime.
and no, no video game character could defeat him. I'm sure the purpose of 1million was to make superman the untouchable God they always wanted him to be.
>all these casuals confusing Superman Prime with Superboy Prime
Superboy Prime is an angry basement dwelling fanboy with Superman's powers.
Superman Prime is Superman after he spent 83,000 years repairing the sun from the inside. He's pretty much a god.
>>332272043
Its not all bad though.
There have been really well written stories within the Marvel and DC universes. Silver Surfer Requiem was great, and which ever one it was where Hulk was the last man on earth and had to face being stuck with Bruce banner was really special too.
What if you gave Superman Prime the Sword of Superman?
>>332272325
Then I guess they'd start calling it the Sword of Superman Prime.
>Superman's travels lasted from the 21st Century to the turn of the 700th Century. During this 679 century odyssey, he acquired vast abilities and skills from every being he met and gained perfection over all the abilities he received. He even broke through the Source Wall and studied under the Source itself, meaning he could have a portion of the Source's power or more. The true extent of abilities he received from the Source are unknown. When he returned to Earth, he forged a covenant with his descendants. In this conenant, he would bestow upon them a small fraction of his power as long as they served for truth and justice. He also gained the abilities of his lineage and magnified them with his own power (for example, the Superman of the 67th century married the queen of the 5th Dimension, GZNTPLZK, which in turn gave Superman Prime the abilities and powers of a 5th Dimension Imp). After the covenant he left and returned to his Fortress of Solitude in the center of the Super Sun.
What. The. Fuck.
How do you even come up with this shit? Do you need autism? Do you need to be so creative and imaginative that it turns into autism? Please someone tell me.
modded dragonborn
Sup
>>332272442
Grant Morrison is the insanity of superhero comics given tangible form.
What a shot character. Even outside of this abomination, I think sups is shit.
What purpose does such a strong character serve? What tension could his struggles build when your dawn near invincible and planet destroyingly strong?
Where's the progression? Where is there tension save for maybe the artifical kind? Why does he exist at all? I hate superman.
>>332272525
Is this anime Jigsaw?
>>332269234
To anyone that hasn't noticed yet, look at his hands.That nigga has a green lantern ring, too.
>>332272591
>I hate superman
Why don't you try reading the comics, fagtron?
>>332269316
Of course, his normal form is his weakest. Superman who sundipped for 10 minutes is hundreds of times more powerful, and Superman Prime has been dipping for thousands of years + he has cosmic powers from the Source.
>>332269234
Goku
>>332272591
>Where's the progression? Where is there tension save for maybe the artifical kind?
As opposed to Batman?
>>332272043
Acid is lsd you Fucking nerd.
>>332272591
Tell us how you really feel, anon.
>>332272720
lol
>>332269234
No. Because so far as I know Saitama does not yet have a game.
>>332272576
I just can't fathom the 700th century, I know it's fiction and shouldn't be taken seriously but the fact that the universe/world still exists in the 700th century is kind of retarded. Well with fiction you could literally right ANYTHING, it's like the word retard and stupid doesn't exist in the world of fiction because it's "fiction" so nothing in the fictional world can be considered retarded.
Which kind of pisses me off because 700th century is retarded in of itself, I know Superman gets his power from the sun but being immortal and living in the center of the sun for all eternity while being a God, it's just....AADSFADJSNFASDFAJFAN *head explodes*
>>332272591
fuck off, batfag
You're the reason BvS is doing so shit
>>332272591
He's supposed to be about the struggle between idealistic justice and practical justice but that doesn't really work because nobody knows how to write him for shit and he exists in a universe with characters that nullify his premise. Since he can do practially anything he could force everyone to be good. But he tries to be an example instead to lead people in the right direction. He also believes in due process and all that other garbage because he isn't omnipotent. But there are omnipotent ppl in his universe. As well as people who can undo past events and create life. These shared universes stop working after a while. There's only so much room for so many heavy hitters.
>weebs thinking their weeb characters could touch prime
japanese not creative enough to write a stronger character? plebs.
even in the comic world, USA wins.
>>332272831
what the fuck are you on about? The universe will definitely still be around 700 years from now.
>>332272831
wait, what? you think the world/universe won't be around in the 700th century? are you serious?
>>332272819
Can someone tell me if something this humbling and laughable has happened to superman before?
>>332272925
>japanese not creative enough to write a stronger character?
There's an entire genre in Japan all about making characters that are stupidly op for no fucking reason. Half of all shonen heroes could beat regular superman. Sailor Moon and Ichigo Kurosaki could beat superman prime.
>>332272996
close enough
>>332272996
He's lost to Batman a few times.
>>332273069
>Ichigo Kurosaki could beat superman prime.
>>332272987
That's only 70,000 years from now you stupid idiot.
>>332273071
Doomsday took apart the whole JLA and Superman still killed him before dying from his wounds. I don't think that counts as laughable.
>>332272831
>I just can't fathom the 700th century, I know it's fiction and shouldn't be taken seriously but the fact that the universe/world still exists in the 700th century is kind of retarded.
No you're retarded. 700 centuries is 70,000 years. The universe will almost certainly last for several billion more years. Humans alone have existed for hundreds of thousands of years. civilization is between 6000 and 10000 years old. You're pretty fucking dumb mate.
>>332273121
>he thinks the world/universe won't be around in 70,000 years
go to school, idiot
He's powered by unlimited butthurt and his anal agony gave him the power to defeat the creator of the universe.
>>332272935
>>332272987
Oh, my bad. I'm half asleep and thought century was like 1000 years instead of 100 years, forget what I said. At first when I say 700th century I thought they meant like the year 700,000 or some shit like that, I need to go to bed lol
I secretly love and hate fiction, fuck man.
By the end of her game, she posessed the power of 3 or 4 gods, and still retained the ability to fuck with time and get more over and over forever.
>>332273069
Nope, they all get shrekt
You have no idea how ridiculous Superman can be
>>332272821
>"ONE Punch Man"
>Couldn't beat Boros in one punch
>>332273202
oh I'M the idiot.
I was actually agreeing with you.
I thought you were the one saying it wouldn't be around then.
>>332272925
STOP, don't open the door for super weebs to unleash their omnipotent autistly written characters.
>>332273114
He never lost to Batman in canon.
>>332272819
> kryptonite laser\
then again those never seem to almost kill superman
>>332273217
Even in 700,000 years the universe wouldn't have changed at all really.
>>332272819
Why did this kill goku anyway
>>332269234
Pepsiman
>>332273217
Just leave anon
>>332273120
Superman prime can't hurt soul reapers. Ichigo could use the glove to knock him out of his body and then he'll have no powers. Also superman is vulnerable to magic. Also fucking half the people in bleach could beat SMP because of their oddly specific bullshit powers.
>>332272925
>japanese not creative enough to write a stronger character? plebs
Literally any kid under 5 can create a character that can't die because stupid reasons. It may make you win nerd discusions on the internet, but a character that have no weakness are boring and uncreative.
>>332273228
Only cause Boros can regenerate. He beat Boros with one serious punch that was so strong that it broke regeneration abilities.
>>332273180
Why does doomsday look like such shit? At least weebs artist make there villains look good.
>>332273201
>I'm a creationist
Actually I believe you're the fucking dumb one here, also I'm half asleep so that's my excuse for getting my numbers and shit mixed up. I'm well aware that the earth will exist for billions more years, I've taken my astronomy and science/physics classes.faggot
>>332273226
Aizen could beat superman no problem.
>>332269234
Maybe Asura.
>>332273321
please.. stop
>>332273321
>Superman prime can't hurt soul reapers
His descendants can punch through time. Superboy Prime punched through dimensions and the Speed Force. Soul Reapers ain't shit.
>making an already OP character even more OP
>alternate universe/timeline bullshit
Into the trash it goes
>>332273320
No u
>>332273217
The universe won't really look too much different for another billion+ years.
>>332273228
If he'd gone with his serious punch first he would've
>>332269234
Could GER outbullshit Superman?
>>332272831
Don't hurt yourself too hard trying to think..
>>332273389
Get rekt fag
>>332273251
lost to him in dark knight returns
seriously /co/ is your board that much of a shit hole that you have to talk about supermang on /v/?
>>332273368
Do you even lift? DD looks sexy as hell.
>>332273389
>I'm a creationist
I never said that. I simply implied that you have no concept of time.
>>332273495
>dark knight returns
>canon
lol. and superman didn't even want to fight him
Powerman aka Saitama
/thread
>>332273506
Not that guy, but the stupid shorts and boots take a lot from his design
Doctor Strange.
>>332273454
Just go to sleep anon.
>>332270815
>looked up SMP
Oh boy...
>Superman's travels lasted from the 21st Century to the turn of the 700th Century. During this 679 century odyssey, he acquired vast abilities and skills from every being he met and gained perfection over all the abilities he received. He even broke through the Source Wall and studied under the Source itself, meaning he could have a portion of the Source's power or more. The true extent of abilities he received from the Source are unknown. When he returned to Earth, he forged a covenant with his descendants. In this conenant, he would bestow upon them a small fraction of his power as long as they served for truth and justice. He also gained the abilities of his lineage and magnified them with his own power (for example, the Superman of the 67th century married the queen of the 5th Dimension, GZNTPLZK, which in turn gave Superman Prime the abilities and powers of a 5th Dimension Imp). After the covenant he left and returned to his Fortress of Solitude in the center of the Super Sun. (DC One Million)
This is some Madara shit.
>>332273425
It literally just is the rules. It's not a matter of strength. Only ZPT, Hollow powers, and Quincy bows can hurt soul reapers and even then that's only because they're all the same thing. It doesn't matter how hard he punches it just won't do anything. The rules of that class of characters are just structured in such a way as to make them stupidly op.
>>332273493
I really don't feel like I "got rekt" I'm just very tired and trying to argue and discuss FICTIONAL shit on the level of gods, multiverses, breaking reality and shit is giving me a headache.
I swear it's like being a room full of pure autism just to see who can be the most autistic by proving their retarded theories and shit on FICTIONAL writing and retarded powers/plots.
A plot device
>>332273398
Like I said, you don't know how ridiculous Superman can be
Ness.
Bayonetta.
Kirby.
Any of the multitude of vidya characters who are either built to kill/strong enough to kill/are literally gods.
>>332273571
it's beautiful, isn't it?
people can laugh and say it's childish, but you have to be on that next level creativity to think of shit like this.
>>332273610
Rules don't apply to a character who can retcon reality with his fists.
>>332273518
>I never said that.
You don't have to "say it" your writing clear spoke volumes that you might as well be a creationist, which are probably the most retarded people on the planet. I don't think you should be lecturing people on the "concept of time" when you yourself have no idea about it either, pot calling the kettle black anon.
>>332273478
Against Prime he would probably die, since he has reality altering abilities.
>>332272618
Now that's using the Konami Code after using IDDQD.
>>332273642
kek, prime is a universal power
>>332273647
There is no creativity in there. It's just random bullshit thrown together with no regard to anything else.
>>332269234
Probably not
GIT R DONE
>>332273639
You don't even understand. I don't even need to list all of Aizen's powers
>Can only be hurt by Hollows or Soul Reapers
>Can control the victim's perception of reality
>Cannot be seen or heard by non-spiritual beings
>Stupid bs asspull magic out the ass
>Is literally always right behind you!
Superman is an entirely different type of fighter. He would lose to 1/2 the people in bleach simply by virtue of spirit world bullshit.
>>332273458
Why is he named One Punch Man then? Why isn't he called Guy Who Can Kill You If He's Serious Man?
>>332273354
>First hit knocks off Boros's armor
>Second punch takes off his arm
>Third consecutive normal punches (plural) splatters him to pieces but Boros regenerates.
I'ts pretty sad when a show dedicated to perpetuating a meme can't at least be consistent. Plus he can't even breathe in space. Superman wins, no contest.
>>332273759
That's what gods are, retard.
>>332273706
>your writing clear spoke volumes that you might as well be a creationist
care to show him where? Come on, son.
>>332273692
How exactly does anyone punch reality?
Can a mod just delete this shit posting autism arguing thread? It's not even really vidya related, this thread really belongs on >>>/co/
I'm getting a headache just reading all the arguing of retards as they discuss something that isn't even meant to be taken seriously.
>>332273706
nigga are you high?
>>332273818
Not all gods are equal, faggot. Prime has 5th dimension powers, Mxy with those same powers has erased the entire multiverse and re-created it. There's nothing Bayo or the others can do to Prime.
>>332273647
It's not really creative. It's just "What's the most powerful character I can think off? What is literally the most pointlessly op thing to the point where all meaning to strength and abilities is saturated by the limitless possibility of infinity?"
>>332273849
By existing in a story written by complete retards for starters.
>>332273831
>Humans alone have existed for hundreds of thousands of years. civilization is between 6000 and 10000 years old.
This entire statement is what makes him retarded
SMP makes Asura's daughter cry.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Daijuuji Kurou? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Magus Mode Daijuuji Kurou. I’m not talking about Zanma Taisei Demonbane Daijuuji Kurou either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Kishin Houkou Demonbane Daijuuji Kurou with the Unlocked Lemuria Impact. I'm referring to Kishin Hishou Elder God Demonbane Daijuuji Kurou with the Mirror of Nitocris spell (with The Scimitar of Barzai and being capable of using both Cthugha and Ithaqua revolvers), equipped with his combined Shining Trapezohedrons, a perfect Spell Helix, control of the Elder Sign and De Marigny's Clock, with The Outer God Azathoth’s being sealed in him so he has Athleta Aeternum and can perform Lemuria Impact Ain Soph Aur while being simultaneously everything and nothing and everywhere and nowhere at the same time.
>>332273849
Such feats are easy when you're a Superman.
>>332273909
>bayo killed a god who could literally rewrite the universe in the second game
>kirby's killed gods en masse
>shulk killed a god, became a god then sacrificed the power to reset to universe to eliminate gods
What about maxwell? People always bring him up these threads.
And my second vote would be for Demifiend. Certainly a insta kill spell like mamudo should effect sups.
>>332269234
One Punch Man.
>>332273850
You're a retard if reading gives you a headache.
>>332273949
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human#History
>>332274009
>write something stupid
>he can't do it
>>332273949
But that's true.
>>332273982
Literally who? I had to look this up on google because I've never heard of this character or the anime series, is it any good? Must not be if nobody has ever heard of it except for the hardcore weeaboos on /a/
>>332273806
Cause he wanted to give Boros the fight he always wanted when he could've easily just killed him there like, just read the manga
he's a joke character who wins all the time cause fuck you, it's not complex
>>332274014
nope, see.
>>332273806
>>332273228
>>332274009
>And my second vote would be for Demifiend.
Demifiend is the top of his universe but he can't compete with most DC or western superpowers in general.
>>332274006
>bayo killed a god who could literally rewrite the universe in the second game
Doesn't matter, Prime's power is omniversal due to having 5th dimension powers amped to 11. Omniversal > multiversal > universal.
>>332273850
>meant to be taken seriously
>posting on the video game section of an anime appreciation image board
>>332270639
The answer is right here boys
>>332273562
After thinking about the ridiculous amount of OP villians he defeats everyday, I'm convinced he might have s chance.
If Batman backs him up with prep time.
>>332272043
Context on pic?
>>332273949
That's correct, by any measure.
>>332273806
Saitama isn't named One Punch Man.
His hero name is Caped Baldy.
One Punch Man is just the title.
Mostly the pun on Anpanman.
>>332274140
Lol no. Prime has Mxy's powers.
>>332274064
Even then don't dodge the fact that it's apparent he can't breathe in space. That would be an issue going up against someone like Superman.
>>332273495
>lost to him in dkr
>superman wasnt even fighting
>batfag had to pretend he's dead just to get superman to stop notfighting him
spot the casual
>>332274032
>You're a retard if reading gives you a headache.
Reading doesn't give me a headache, it's when you read incoherent dribble and autistic babbling. I guess you've never gotten headaches from reading stupid shit.
>>332274143
I don't remember the comic book issue, it's the one where Johnny Storm dies and they hold his funeral but Ben gets upset with rage and starts beating the shit out of Hulk so the Hulk just let's him until he calms down and gets all the angry out of his system.
Hulk comforts Ben and Thor starts crying, Ben actually attacked Thor and Thor was going to attack back so he could calm Ben down but Hulk placed his hand out telling Thor not to do anything, it was one of the few times you see Hulk actually calm and acting rational.
>>332273647
>I was wearing a forcefield
>next level creativity
>>332273806
>taking a fucking gag manga seriously
Jesus, the Autism is off the charts.
>>332273949
Are you confusing the word "civilization" with "earth?" by chance? That would explain the 6000 years old disconnect you seem to be having here.
>>332274153
He gets killed before he can even formulate a thought
Superman is so ridiculously OP that it's a meme
>>332274258
And him.
>Never existed
>>332273495
DKR isn't canon. Fun story but not canon.
A 2hu,probably.
anyone can beat superman primeif the player is in control of them and not superman
I always wondered how people come up with this kinda shit. Even my 10 year old newphew can't come up with some as batshit ridiculous as this.
>>332274249
Cool, thanks
>>332274418
>implying it's not a supposed to lose fight
>implying you won't get your ass beat as soon as the cutscene starts
>it's a Superboy breaks the 4th wall to shitpost thread
FUCK OFF
>>332274449
I think it's takes "special" people to be comic book writers, especially ones as successful as Superman, Fantastic Four, Green Lantern, etc.
>>332274230
We don't know, like he was under the ground with no air for so long and what makes you think Superman could even get his ass into space
>>332274470
haha, wtf
was this a joke issue?
>>332274194
Did the nigger was made to be completely flawless or something? Is the DC answer to The One Above All?>>332274176
Why does almost every capeshit hero have like a genius level intellect with an IQ of 300, has multiple phd, degrees and diploma, attended and won every gold medal in Olympics, cured canser, master surgeon and doctor?
>>332274470
>mac
>>332274470
I take it Superboy was the one who made this thread then?
>>332274230
He was quite happy on the moon despite its total lack of atmosphere.
>>332274470
Did they really write off Superboy Prime that way?
>>332269234
valkyr
>>332274534
No, he's the best shitposter in our world
>>332274534
No, Geoff John's take on Superboy Prime's character was an attempted backhand to the DC fanbase whenever they got uppity about the direction of the writing.
It's quite cyclically ironic.
>>332274176
>pun on Anpanman
For real? Goddamnit ONE
Tohno Shiki
>>332274534
Superboy Prime is basically what Superman would have become if Superman was bullied and made fun of until he realized he had super powers and started using them to get revenge on people, it's basically the villainous/edgy version of Superman.
>>332274176
>>332274064
>>332274516
>>332274064
>>332273354
http://onepunchman.wikia.com/wiki/Saitama
>For an example, when Saitama is fighting the Underground beings. That's the only part where Saitama is using his full strength. Although it ends as a dream, it's because of it that allows the scene to become even more extravagant.
>Saitama is using his full strength
>Was getting his ass tossed around by runts Superman stomps out daily.
>This is is full strength
RIP Caped Baldy.
>>332273389
nigga not even a vergil gif can save your ass from being this stupid
lmao
>>332274636
He does look similar to Anpanman. I mean he's bald too.
>>332274292
I-I'm just pretending to be retarded! Quit proving me wrong!
>>332274675
That was a dream specifically made up by his imagination to keep him stimulated. He's been touched before by Kabuto and Boros but he didn't seem to take any damage like in the dream, he's also rarely tried to hit something that didn't take serious damage even accidentally.
>>332273303
h-he was distracted
>>332274694
You're late to the thread anon, I already pointed out that I'm like 60% asleep, I'm not in the right state of mind to be discussing autistic topics such as this. It's also 4 in the morning, if I was in a sound state of mind I wouldn't be writing autistic things like the rest of the people in this thread, but hey at least I have an excuse for why I'm making mistakes.
These people are just naturally autistic,poor bastards
>>332269234
my disgaea generics can
>>332274636
>>332274176
>>332274697
The kids here call it wanpanman
t. teach english in elementary and junior high in nippon
Reimu Hakurei has defeated stronger beings.
>>332272996
Alfred, Batman's butler, beat the shit out of him
>>332274819
Tokyo?
>>332274797
No anon, you are the autist.
>>332274534
Nope; the nigger can actually post on the internet without an author other than himself, the fictional being.
It is being investigated by every cientific in the world. It was all over the news, anon. Where the fuck do you live?
>>332274665
Superboy basically became the online fanbase and is a parody of powerlevel discussions
>>332274586
His shitposting couldn't be contained so they merged him with the source wall which basically protects or traps "the source" of existence.
>>332274797
>Nope, not me, I'm just acting stupid.
>>332273647
http://pastebin.com/9ZqkK3vh
about as creative as this you fucking comic clown
no wonder your industry got ruined
>>332273792
dude no. you just have NO IDEA. NONE. This shit goes beyond meta
>>332274885
West tokyo, yeah.
>>332274765
Doesn't matter. In that fight he was shown to be visibly struggling against a mob of grunts. If the creator himself confirms that's his full strength then I can say without a shadow of a doubt Superman would wipe the floor with Saitama easily.
>>332274636
Don't be fooled by the redone professional art, OPM is a webcomic and is a serious as any of the webcomics you've read. ONE has provided certain rules and the like but it is from conception a gag comic. ONE only even made it to give webcomic making software a spin.
>>332274881
That whole bit was so nice, such a simple thing executed so flawlessly. I'm a little disappointed Injustice didn't itself turn into a gag comic but I guess the joke would have got stale if he turned out to be Etrigan or kept fucking Superman up somehow.
>>332274881
That's right after Atom exploded in his face, Superman crippled Batman, and Alfred had consumed a pill that gave him Superman-level strength.
>>332274889
>>332274906
Nobody on the internet, especially on 4chan and online forums accepts that they are wrong, what are you? New to the internet? Or just 4chan in general? The autism levels in this thread are astonishing but you won't see anyone admit that they sound autistic because they don't believe that what they are saying is wrong, even if they know it is they won't admit it because they don't want to be WRONG ON THE INTERNET in a thread with a bunch of ANONYMOUS STRANGERS.
>>332274971
Anon, that kind of logic is like saying the things Doctor Destiny and others like him do to the Justice League apply to them in real life.
>>332275061
Chill the fuck out mane, your BP might rise.
>>332274797you should probably just calm down anyway, we're just talking about silly stuff and you dun goofed oncego get some sleep you dumb bitch
>>332275061
>autism autism autism im le tired you're autistically wrong
go to bed
>>332275061
Time to go to bed dude. Get well soon.
>>332274971
Saitama never gets opponents that push him all that much so the dream was there just as a dream for a fight that he can enjoy and bring back that fire in him when he fought that crab monster as a regular guy.
>>332275061
Just take your pills and get off of the computer, son.
Why do you care about saving face in an anonymous imageboard, of all places?
>>332275082
Listen, When Saitama starts punching holes through reality, flying through space (without visibly holding his breath), and tanking planet size explosions THEN you can pretend to have an argument.
Superboy sure can drag those planets
>>332272925
Elder God Demonbane gg no re
>>332269234
Kirby?
>>332275145
Oh good one, haven't heard that before.
>>332275183
>>332275183
Lol that's fine, you know I'm right because if you've been on 4chan long enough you've seen that nobody is going to openly admit they were wrong, or said something that made them look retarded in front of everyone. I've seen it plenty of times on different boards throughout 4chan, they'll either defend their point adamantly until the thread dies, or they just walk away and stop arguing.
My point is they will never admit that they were wrong and someone else was right
>>332275193
I've been on 4chan for years and never seen that post before in my life, is it native to /v/? If so then that explains it, I actually don't come on /v/ very often or /a/ for that matter so if copypasta is only posted on /v/ and /a/ then it makes sense as to why I've never seen it.
>>332275254
I don't care about saving face but you just asked a question that most people can't answer, why don't you try asking that question to the hundreds of people who get on 4chan everyday and have autistic arguments with other people but refuse to admit that they were wrong about something because they believe their point is right.
>>332275348
>Elder God Demonbane
Is he omniversal? If not Prime puts it in his ass.
>>332275283
That's not how physics work. Seriously, these writers are either retarded or too lazy to come up with something better.
>>332274675
>>332274971
>you and I dream about being more powerful so we can overcome adversity easier.
>Saitama overcomes adversity too easily and dreams of being weaker.
This is what the entire series humor is based on.
putting powers aside can you name any /v/ characters who can truly save someone?
Not from an external threat, not from an enemy. Can you name someone who can truly save someone to the very core of their soul and rescue them from the pit of despair at their weakest moment.
Can you name someone who with one simple gesture that anyone can do can change a person's life forever?
can you?
>>332274971
It was literally a joke, the joke being that he finally found a opponent worth fighting but it was a dream
goku with an overwhelming advantage
>>332275409
>>332275231
>>332275082
>mfw people are so autistic that they can't even accept the truth straight from the creators mouth
Never change /v/, never change.
>>332275261
I'm not arguing with you, I recognize Saitama's limits since ONE repeatedly underlines and subverts them to keep up the joke or people would realize at face value it's kind of dumb.
I just found it odd you tried to use a literal daydream scenario as an example of them.
I'm not even sure why people go out their way to brute force Saitama like Hulk, so far I don't think I've seen any resistance to telepathy, since again there would go the setup for the gag if it took itself serious enough to challenge him. A cripple like Charles Xavier could probably get him to punch his head off without being near him to retaliate.
>>332275392
I'm asking to one of those people at the moment, and he answered me with a question.
>>332275504
Baiting /a/ this hard on /v/.
>>332275396
Its pretty hard to gauge his power since in his own story, the beings he "fights" are all basically gods that can control reality, with a caveat that since they're all near omnipotent, they should technically be able to permanently destroy each other. But it also means that they can come back after being completely erased from existence, since they supposed to be omnipotent after all. So it creates a contradiction. In the story, they just end up fucking with each for all eternity, even after eternity ends to staff their boredom.
>>332274470
Imagine /r9k/ Superman
>>332275403
>That's not how physics work
Yep, that's Superman
Here's him holding a black hole in his hand
>>332275545
I already admitted I was wrong, I'm tired and exhausted. People make mistakes, I'm only human so see I'm a big enough person to admit that I was wrong.
Now why don't you try asking the other five or six dozen autistic people in this thread who HAVEN'T or WON'T admit that they were wrong even though they know they are.
>>332275467
I hate to admit it butNarutowas written to be that kind of thing
Maybe Nanoha too
>>332275523
People argue about high power characters. The debates from DBZ v OPM become a bit much.
>>332275567
So no. Prime wins.
>>332275523
That doesn't affect him, even Tatsumaki using Esper powers did fuck all
We really don't be needing to try and take a gag character seriously
>>332275638
>Maybe Nanoha too
Nanoha just blasts people in the face till they be her friend.
>>332269234
Can I /thread myself?
>>332275637
Because nobody really cares as much as you.
Relax a bit.
>>332275467
Jesus.
Checkmate.
>>332275626
>black hole
>pressure
>gravity wells being stopped by more matter surrounding them
wat
>>332275714
bitch please.
>>332275694
The only one who is taking a gag character seriously right now is the anon who is persistently claiming saitiama's dream = actual strength
>>332275523
He'd just be written to be too oblivious to be affected.
>>332275693
>So no. Prime wins.
It simply means omnipotence is a contradiction and there is no resolution.
>>332275467
Buddha
>>332272591
All that was mising was a gary stu comment.
Here is your (You)
>>332275637
Ok, just tell me who they are and I'll have a talk with them, anon.
>>332275523
>I just found it odd you tried to use a literal daydream scenario as an example of them.
When such a scenario is openly referenced by the creator himself as the characters "full strength" it shouldn't come as a surprise that people draw attention to it.
Sure, by importing from /tg/.
Planescape Torment features The Lady of Pain, which is literally, literally incapable of being defeated. It is in her rule text. She is plot device incarnate, representing the DM's absolute power.
>>332275752
Superman, that's what.
>>332275901
>has a color, name, belt, antennae, sword fucking whatever
your ass is toast
>>332275626
>>332275752
I know they are trying to be cool and anything, but this is going too far
>>332272043
>>332269843
I think the primary problem with western comics and shit is just they have all these characters that have been running for decades and people just don't know what to do with them. So stories just get weirder and weirder in a never ending bid to out do what has previously been done to the point they become a hysterical self mockery of what they formerly were.
This is exacerbated by the endless crossovers and cross-promotions that lead many story lines to become utterly convoluted and stretched out across 10 different publications in a bid to get fans of Book C to buy Books A, B, D, F, J, M, Q, R, V, and X.
If you want to read nip comics, you start with Volume 1 and keep reading until the production is over.
>>332275925
can you believe people nearly voted to add her to the monster manual. They ended up added Loth instead but fucking hell
>>332275840
No, there's different level of omnipotence in comics. 5th dimensional imps can erase the entire omniverse, gods and all, with a snap of their fingers, and Prime has their power amped to 11 + a bunch of other powers.
>>332275919
>When such a scenario is openly referenced by the creator himself
Not that guy but can you actually source this statement?
>rattata used endeavour
>rattata used quick attack
GG idiot
>>332274238
Jesus that art is terrible.
>>332276006
If you're not all capable, then you're not omnipotent. If you're omnipotent, then you should be able to create a being even stronger than yourself, which means you're not omnipotent either since, there is a being stronger than you.
Hence none of those comic book characters are omnipotent.
>>332276142
Don't bring atheism 101 into a comic/vidya discussion.
>>332276142
Haven't heard that argument in a while.
It works.
>>332276142
>using third grade philosophy in /v/
Good job, sammy. Did the teacher give you a gold star for that?
>>332275919
You're the biggest autist I have ever seen in my life. Bigger than barneyfag.
>>332276005
IIRC the argument was that Vecna got an entry and Asmodeus-empowered Vecna was one being she could only fight to a standstill rather than defeat.
Lolth was always a pussy though. She had like 55 hit points in second edition.
>>332275754
Fuck you.
I want to know, why the flying fuck are Kryptonians so stupidly powerful when they get some yellow sun rays?
What kind of bullshit evolution is that? Did Kryptonians even exist when their own damn sun was not-dying?
I assume SOMEONE made a comic of the entire krypton race getting sun powers and shit hits the fan.
>>332276305
>>332275754
>>332275901
You asked for this.
>>332276208
Why does god look like Sitting Bull
with 1 hour of prep
>>332276074
Is dis nigga allyin with supes now?
>>332276358
Is Dr. Strange really supposed to be OP?
Because he regularly gets his ass kicked by mercenaries, guys in costumes, and a dog in MvC3.
>people shitposting about Demonbane
>people forgetting the most important part
Demonbane can use Athleta Aeternum to summon an infinite number of different possibilities of itself from the infinite number of realities that "Do exist, Have existed, Will exist, Don't exist, Haven't existed, and Will Never exist."
That means there's a Demonbane specially tailored to fuck up any single individual in that mix. There's a "truly Omnipotent" Demonbane in that mix. There's a Demonbane that's weaker than it's opponent, but wins anyway because fuck you that's why.
There's a Demonbane made of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
There's a Demonbane that knows why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
There's a Demonbane thatis why kids love the taste of Cinnamon toast crunch.
>>332276448
Every western comic hero has been op at at least one point in their existence.
>>332276358
>>332276305
>>332275901
>>332275754
Pick anyone in the top portion of this chart.
>>332276358
>>332276305
Oh yeah? well, let me present you the most powerful man. It's a five-year-old with a glass of water that he accidentally drops on the comic or DVD of your characters.
He can't survive the omnipotent power of clumsiness and H20.
>>332276313
The Daximites, the Kryptonian race space cousins, had an event like that. They're also super racist and their planet was inhabited by a consortium of invading aliens so it went about as well as you couldn't even imagine.
>Be omnipotent
>Fight petty crooks with your fists
This is why I always thought Superman was really dumb. DC is universally shit.
>>332276448
In the old days he was powerful as hell and now they nerfed him quite a bit.
Like how Pre Crisis Supes is stronger than current supes.
>>332276074
pft, only 2 homing lasers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfOWzdrl0Io
>>332275964
There's no such thing as "too far" for superman, anon
>>332275901
Da A Fuq? I though these guys were just Power Rangers in bug outfits? I'm almost intriguing enough to look more into this series.
>>332269234
Vidya? No
GDR probably could, since that would be a battle of two ultimate Gary Stus
>>332275467
Most real people can really easily. I've done it like 4 times without even trying. Literally just talk to people. If you're a girl you might not even have to do that much.
>>332276448
I wouldn't really look to MvC as a show of cannon strength.
Morrigan from Darkstalkers nearly destroyed the entire demon world before her father split her powers away
And Shuma Gorrath is so powerful that his mear existence would absolutely annihilate whatever world he enters. He wouldn't even have to do anything he steps one tentacle in and it's game over
>>332276530
Because omnipotent characters are stupid argumentally speaking, specially if you re-use them to no end.
>>332276639
>not king crimson
>>332269234
Caine.
>>332276487
Ok I get it, he is super mega powerful. Is the show good, though. It's like in a thread about the culture books, everyone was going "omg culture is mega super OP". When I asked them if the books were well-written, only one guy answered and he basically said "well no, but they are OP."
>>332276608
Did supes just killed brazilians by blowing away the atmosphere?
>>332276502
>"NAH AGHH!!! SUPERMAN IS STILL BEDDER! DEY DON HAVE DA FIFTH DIMENSIONAL MADE UP POWER HE HAZZ!
There, I just saved you a reply.
>>332269234
can solo him, even
>armageddon
gg no re
>>332276737
GDR defeated King Crimson with absolutely no effort.
>>332276751
>Is the show good, though.
Not even a little bit.
>>332276751
>come into a shitty power-level thread
>expecting anything except for shitty power-level wanking
This sounds like a "you" problem.
>>332275467
Geralt of Rivia
>>332276762
superfag isnt a that good of a hero constantly destroying shit
>>332276762
They should be glad he didn't blow out the sun
>>332276741
A bit unfair to pull /tg/ and present it as vidya though. Unless you count Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.
>>332276608
Wouldn't that shit cause insane weather disasters?
>>332274953
I'm pretty dumb, can someone explain/spoonfeed me what happened here?
>>332276358
And yet, the nigger had to invoke the power of Zom to keep Hulk at bay.
He can be a retard sometimes.
>>332276785
But supes would be stuck trying to figure out how it works
>>332275626
Look at batman in the back on that last panel like the nigga's just, "what the fuck is this are you serious?" at what supes is doing losing my shit
>>332276365
He's god, aint got to explain shit.
>>332276792
what the hell does that even mean.
>>332276692
Shuma Gorath requires the attention of the whole marvel universe's heroes in order to drive him back to his domain iirc.
>>332276818
fuck off Hack Snyder
>All of this masturbation over how powerful superman is
>Millionaire dressed like a bat still beats him time after time
I guess 5 dimensional imps are no match for capitalism.
>>332276834
Caine is totally the taxi driver.
The one, the only.
>>332276832
>Yeah, because you totally can extinguish a star just like you do with a candle. You just need to blow hard enought, silly!
Holy shit, I would be a better writer than these morons without trying
>MY MARY SUE CAN BEAT YOUR MARY SUE
>NUH UHH HE CAN LIKE PUNCH INFINITY AND SHIT GALAXIES AND EATS BLACK HOLES FOR BREAKFAST
>WELL MINE CAN RUN FASTER THAN TIME AND CREATE INFINITE UNIVERSES AND STUPIDSHITNOBODOYCARESABOUT
Alright faggots, I'm tired of this my character is cooler because he's stronger bullshit.
Name me the weakest character you know who is still fucking awesome. The dude who names lowest power character who is still totally fucking awesome wins.
>>332269234
this isn't even my final form
>>332277116
wha parta SUPERMAN are ye just na gedding?
>>332276692
Sounds stupid. What's the point of having a universe where everyone is that strong?
>>332269234
no, because Superman is the ass-pulliest of asspull characters.
he's poorly written, fan opinion won't change it.
if he wins, it's poorly written, if he loses, it's poorly written.
here's a better question, is there a single thing Superman can do that would make anyone /care/ at this point?
>>332277116
If you could write something entertaining, sure.
>>332277127
/tg/ Mary Sues are cool though because they are never, ever the leads. They're powerful assholes who exist in the same world as the leads, there to keep the players cucked by being bigger dogs than they can ever be.
>>332277173
Krillin
How are you supposed to write a compelling story when the characters featured in it are overpowered gods?
>>332277209
>What's the point of having a universe where everyone is that strong?
SG isn't IN our universe you tit. He's an external threat that needs to be stopped before he enters. You're not suppose to actually fight him he's a cosmic deity from his own world.
>>332277173
Ronnie.
>>332277209
>implying there's anybody else in "shumagorath's universe"
>implying shuma gorath is an actual character and not an end-game scenario
>>332275964
>>332275752
>>332275626
The funny thing is that The Flash is there, who (with the Speed Force) would be much better equipped to handle a black holeThough Green Lantern would be an even better choice
>>332277173
obligatory
>>332276502
>Giorno
I feel like he should be a little higher, like just above Arceus. And I see no DIO but no Heaven Ascension I guess.
Also if we're going with JoJo I wonder why nobody would include Ultimate Kars from the novels, that shit's like Superman Prime x36.
>>332273303
His heart was always his weakness.
Hence why Android 19 was able to kill him despite just kicking the shit out of one of the strongest enemies in the universe.
>>332276908
Batman's seen Supes break physics one too many times.
>>332277173
>literally incapable of winning
>still the best character in the entire franchise
>>332277267
Krillin can destroy fucking planets if he's so inclined
Shit even Yamcha could do it and Yamcha's a total bitch
>>332274971
You don't understand anon, OPM's main strength is plot armor, that's the whole point.
If Superman dashed at OPM at the speed of light, OPM would just side-step and grab him by his legs.
If Superman Prime used his ultimate attack on the universe to end everything, OPM would appear behind him and yell "Missed me!" and then kill him in one punch.
>>332277223
>Ive never read a comic in my life
>here's a better question, is there a single thing Superman can do that would make anyone /care/ at this point?
Save a single person
>>332277328
>>332277282
Can it beat Superman?
>>332277173
John Rambo.
>>332277269
Have you heard of this thing called Mythology?
>>332277226
I would make superman compress the star with his bare hands until he make it into a black hole. At least that would be cool and sighly less retarded.
>>332277173
Johny Bravo
>>332277173
desu I'm pretty sure I win. A duck with no special powers who is heavily implied to be Dutch/Polish beats Hitler through the power of D E M O C R A C Y. He also goes to the moon to stop a clown from playing music and ends the water shortage in Africa with his hot girlfriend.
>all these powerlevel bullshit
This thread makes me feel like a child again.
>>332275523
That alien in the ship was literally the strongest psychic in the universe and he did nothing to Saitama.
>>332277429
Can the Monorail beat Shuma Gorath
>>332277348
>implying anyone can handle Jorge Joestar
Can't top all the insane shit there.
>>332277269
be Neil Gaiman
>>332277376
>Joke character/villain turns out to be better written and more popular than the main character and love interest
The author should've just dumped Medaka and Zenkichi desu.
>>332277439
But even mythological gods are flawed enough to be interesting.
>>332277269
>How are you supposed to write a compelling story when the characters featured in it are overpowered gods?
Be creative.
>>332277513
this helps a lot.
>>332277494
Just because he said he was doesn't mean he actually was the strongest in the universe, he was barely Fubuki tier.
Superman may be fast, but he's not faster than the fastest guy in the universe!
>>332277340
So would agree that the flash could kick sup primes ass?
>>332277505
...could Johnny fuck Superman Prime up?
>>332277607
of course he could
because SPEEDFORCE
>>332277607
A fucking attosecond.
>>332277607
Superman Prime(the superboy prime who grew up) is scared shitless of the Flash.
They cant kick his ass but they can trap him in the speedforce
High end Touhou characters have a shot. Koishi, Yukari, Watatsuki sisters, Alice/Yuuka with Alice's Grimoire, Eiki, Junko, and so on.
Hell, Junko would probably win just by purifying Superman.
>>332277398
The same could be said of all religions...
>>332277616
Not really. Tusk 4 is devastating if he hits but given all the stuff Supes has I can't see it.
>>332277526
Well yes, You do realize there's more to a character than their powers right?
Maxwell simply adds the adjective "dead" or "defeated" to superman prime and it's over.
>>332273612
its not actually all that complicated, you're just really dumb
>>332277439
Idiot, mythology wasn't meant to write entertaining stories. It was filled with political commentaries and societies putting each other over the rest by associating their deities (thus themselves) with natural elements or forces of nature.
>>332277616
He'd probably undo Tusk's effects.
>>332277395
>You don't understand anon, OPM's main strength is plot armor
Yep, that sounds like Superman alright
>superfag prime
keke
>>332277575
>Death
>those awful tits
Death has a DFC, you nigger!
>>332277348
>I feel like he should be a little higher,
With his Requiem he is literally unbeatable, the mere attempt will be undone.
Even if you are immortal you wont win because he doesn't even really kill you.
its absurdly powerful.
>>332277703
okay? doesn't change things. It doesn't have to be a contest. If you're saved by superman or religon or just a friend being there.
He who saves one life saves the world entire.
>>332277269
Humanize them. See: Sandman, Greek Mythology etc.
>>332277721
Of course
>>332277756
>mythology wasn't meant to write entertaining stories
Don't try to posture on one leg, commentary was one method but a lot of the elaboration on the characters was also for the sake of storytelling with irony and theatrics injected to entertain.
>>332277798
>>332277607
I'm confused about the Flash matchup. He has no actual way of killing Superman because Superman is basically immortal, but doesn't he just run so fast that Supes can't actually land a punch on him either? Like, didn't Flash run to the end of the universe and time space or something?
>>332277703
>someone shares a personal story of how someone turned around his life thanks to superman
>LOL MUH RELIGION
*tips*
>>332277858
then why are you having a hard time getting behind the idea that an OP character can still be interesting.
>>332275919
The creator said it was his full strength within his idealized dream world. Saitama doesn't want to be the strongest person in the universe, he just ended up that way accidentally.
In his dreams, he is much weaker, but as a result he can have fulfilling fighting experiences and enjoy his heroism as something that holds actual meaning (because he is actually risking his life instead of just swatting flies).
>>332277828
Your words are as empty as your soul.
>>332277756
Whether it's meant to or not doesn't diminish its compelling quality.
>>332277919
I don't think that really applies to this situation
>>332277828
Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as Superman!
>>332277970
Go to bed, Zack Snyder you have an early day of missing the point tomorrow
>>332277906
I'm not the person you initially replied to.
I actually like Supes. But he is bland at times.
>>332277828
>>332277887
He's quoting Castlevania. We're on /v/ remember?
>>332275523
>I'm not even sure why people go out their way to brute force Saitama like Hulk,
Because they want to see their favourite character win whatever.
And really, Saitama isn't even that strong since any low-tier reality warper would body him.
>>332277859
Only in some mythologies. The bible, for example, was pretty dry. The Torah in particular in known for being extremely economical with words. To the point where if it actually takes the effort to spell something out there is usually a hidden meaning to it or it is a dire warning/commandment directly from God according to the writer. e.g. "Chase Justice Justice."
>>332273209
Asura really need to start making rage babbies with Junko.
>>332277880
Flash can't even fly and he isn't as strong as Superman by a long shot.
Superman wins by either blowing up the planet or grabbing Flash and crushing him.
>>332269234
Doraemon.
>>332277173
>best-selling poet
>philosopher
>peacemaker
>motivational speaker
>can't even fucking move
>died at age 13
TOP THAT
>>332277887
Am I getting memed on?
>>332277703
>"Your words are as empty as your heart!Man ill needs a savior such as you!"
>>332278026
>missing the point of saitama
he is a parody, a satire of these discussions. Trying to force shit like "nuh huh, demonbane is better!" kills the entire joke and makes you a twat.
>>332277732
Bitch please
>>332278047
what the fuck is happening there
>>332277958
Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
>>332274986
>I'm a little disappointed Injustice didn't itself turn into a gag comic
It didn't?
>>332278014
>But he is bland at times.
So isn't Batman, the character's been around long enough to where the possibility of him going public domain is one of DC's biggest nightmares of course he's gonna have bouts of blandness.
Doesn't change the fact that he has just as many moments of brilliance.
Maybe his out of place in the contemporary cynical world but I wouldn't change a damn thing
>>332275979
thank god they don't have that problem in eastern comics where they fight the STRONGEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE who is going to BLOW UP THE WHOLE UNIVERSE then in the next arc they fight someone even stronger. Doesn't that guy live in the universe? Wouldn't you think he would have been concerned about that other guy who was weaker than him that was trying to blow it up?
>>332278047
I swear comic books are pure autism. I used to be embarrassed that my hobby was full of things like Neptunia but this takes the cake. Games feel really mature n comparison.
>>332278135
Well played.
>>332278026
Because he hasn't fought against one reality warper yet but I'm sure Saitama will win
>>332278000
What is a Superman?! A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk; Bat at you!
>>332278115
Put the notebook back where you found it and sit down.
>>332278154
I don't disagree.
>>332278176
>Hur dur Im gonna judge a single page out of context
go hump your girlfriend pillowcase
>>332276836
cosmic armor superman is a version of superman when Earth-0 Superman and a bunch of other Supermen from across the multiverse go to fight a multidimensional space vampire feeding on the universe's life force in limbo
the other Supermen include the Evil Ultra Man of the Anti-Matter Universe, the Nazi Overman of Earth-10, Captain Marvel of Earth-5, and Captain Adam of Earth-4 who's a total dead ringer for Dr. Manhattan
>>332278115
Maxwell has the advantage, as he can use the name "Superman" in his notebook, but Light would have to know the name Kal-el.
>>332278228
I do.
>>332278241
It is not a single page. It is the entire thread, plus every single thread /co/ posts on /v/. Even MLPfags are better because at least their thing has a plot and actual characters.
>>332278043
couldn't flash just go back in time and stomp superman's head in when hes a baby?
>>332278243
also forgot to mention Limbo in DC universe is where forgotten DC characters go
not characters who were killed, but characters who have existed in the DC comics before in the past 70 years but have simply fallen into irrelevancy with no hope of return
>>332278253
That's what the Shinji eyes are for.
>>332278313
Don't try to justify your Brony ways by shit talking comics.
>>332278115
I really don't think you know what you really have. Very few people really understand death not even the ones that claim they do.
Anyways that's enough of playing around, you're giving me more work than normal, Don't worry Im not mad, I understand why you did what you did. You're only human after all. But it's time to put that down and come along with me. You're gonna have plenty of time to think things over.
>>332278313
There are plenty of down to earth comics too you know. That's like just saying food is bad.
>>332278326
he could also run really fast and hit superman with the mass and speed of a billion stars or some other physics bullshit and atomize him. The flash is broken.
>>332278253
The mind games get deeper, a lot of people somehow miss this but L Lawliet is not L's name. It's the name Wammy house gave to him. He was an orphan with an unknown name before that. In the event of such cases where multiple names apply to someone or they're unaware of their real name the Death Note works on the name the person identifies themselves as. So it comes down to whether he thinks he's Kal-El, Clark Kent or Superman.
I really wish that detail was used more often because it highlighted just how slippery L was since Light had his name since the beginning, he just needed the other half.
>>332278363
Just because I think adult men watching cartoons aimed at 8 year old girls have a better taste than you doesn't mean that I think they have good taste.
>>332278354
Jesus Christ DC is retarded
>>332278326
If Superman has saved the life of the Flash at any point in his life (which he has) then Flash would be killing himself in the process.
>>332278167
Universe is a big place, how could they know everyone who's out there?
And it sounds like you've only ever read Dragon Ball or other Shonen-shit.
>>332278124
I think it's that time when the Flashes imprisoned Superboy Prime in the Speedforce. He punched his way out of it some years later. Because punching throwing the embodiment of GOING FAST is a thing.
>>332278435
Superman can and has survived powers equivalent to "A billion stars exploding in his face". This is why Goku is never going to beat him.
>>332278124
Its an alternate superboy having an emo meltdown because he's not gonna be the main character anymore(literally). A slut tries to put him in his place so he slaps her on the face because thats how you treat bitches. Unfortunately, he is still a superdude so instead of just pimpslapping her, he accidentally rips her head off in the process. This is when all hell breaks loose.
The page in question is multiple flashes pushing superboy into the speedforce to trap him there because nobody can handle him.
>>332278440
Really all western comics are that bad.
It's the side effect of trying to canonize a half century or more crossovers, one-offs, and reboots and make it coherent.
>>332278354
A U T I S M
>>332276502
But where's ONII-SAMA?
>>332278572
I appreciate its an homage, but still WHAT
Reporting in.
>>332278313
>actual characters
As opposed to "archaic characters", or to"unexistant characters"?
Any response will make you look like a retard, by the way.
>>332278572
That's Watchmen. This obviously isn't official canon.
>>332269843
Japanese fiction is retarded too
There's this manga about some guy who's unironically immune to literally every form of fictional ability you can think of.
>>332278602
Stand-alones are usually fine.
>>332278625
> a fucking anthropomorphic tiger is a character
>>332278354
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>>332278481
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>>332278572
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>>332278719
Very interesting stuff, please continue.
>>332278625
ill be honest i always liked seeing parallel universe differences in general
fucking Sliders got me up on that tip
>>332278767
/pol/ wrote this one.
>>332277798
>>332277607
>>332277683
>>332278736
At least the cheerleader-like girl is hot. I bet their wild orgies with animal people are fun.
>>332278812
>fucking Sliders got me up on that tip
Pound my fist through parallel universes my man.
Okay I'm sorry I'm going to need earth 11 to be more of a thing.
>>332278660
>>332278684
Watchmen in modern times
Funny thing about Watchmen is it was suppose to be Charlton comic characters in modern times (which was the 80s at the time)
And Pax Americana is Watchmen characters back as Charlton characters in modern times
>>332278767
>Underwaterman
really
if you were going with the whole nazi spiel you should have called him U-Man.
>>332278672
Captain America?
>>332278719
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
My favorite bullshit character is still grown up Franklin Richards.
>That one time Captain America meet him at the end of the universe, where he was preparing for the birth of a new one,by turning Groot into a new Yggdrasil for the new universe.
>>332278528
I want to be assaulted and robbed by superwoman
>>332278832
So tumblr wrote earth 11 >>332278825
>>332269843
Yeah cause Japan never gave an already strong character a stronger golden form.I enjoy both DBZ and DC
>>332278825
>Wonderous Man
>>332278886
My comic knowledge is entirely from superdickery.com: Are you saying DC produced comics of a modern homage of Watchmen? Or is this more of a one-shot just for this kind of thing?
This shit is cool by the way, thanks anon.
Is there a recommended list for cape comics for starters? I visited an LCS before but I'm just swamped with all the options they have. Doctor Strange is pretty neat but then there's other brands and individual series away from Marvel and DC.
>>332278873
Neat.
>>332277269
fuck you micchy
>>332278354
what about that one time superman and captain marvel lifted that infinite page book
>>332276663
This tbqhwyf
>>332278962
Earth 11 Batwoman is kinda hot tbqh
>>332278873
Tali in the back right.
>>332278767
Now, this I'd read.
>>332279035
>Earth 17 - Where everyone is part popemobile
>>332278918
Cap, Thing, Black Panther, Mr.Fantastic, Hellboy and Ant Man. The girl seems to be a series of layered references. I guess Angela is the first that comes to mind.
>>332278825
Earth 11 is just femdom world.
And I'm ok with it.
>>332278918
Yes earth-7 is ultimate marvel a dead earth that had potential
And earth-8 is mainline marvel, a world where everyone fights all the time
An important thing to know is a lot of these worlds are jokes
>>332279004
>Asked his younger self to create a mini universe while and keep it hidden from his parents
>Used that mini universe to revive Galactus and make him his Herald
>Proceed to hand to hand mother fucking Mad Celestials afterwards.
>>332278107
Who's forcing anything?
You're the one bringing up demonbane, twat.
>>332278825
Earth 11 r34 when?
>>332278825
muh dick demands more of this universe
>>332279094
>wild west and steam punk
i wouldn't mind seeing comics based on this stuff
>>332278962
Nah tumblr earth is this>>332278972
>>332278972
>home of THE JUST
Years of meme conditioning has made me incompatible with this universe's wavelength.
The Software Engineer in Conker's Bad Fur Day.
Gene the Godhand with both Godhands
Asura at full anger
Probably a omnipotent deity of a game's universe, though those are rare.
Superman Prime isn't even the strongest being in his own universe, the Presence is that character. However, he is superman without weakness.
>>332278825
>rule 63 is genderbending
>there are 52 universes in the current DC meta
>63 - 52 = 11
>earth 11 is the genderbend world
>>332279158
They aren't hot at all.
>>332278528
>Ultraman
>>332278825
>Power Man
Earth 11 confired for strongest.
>>332279203
>everyone looks happy and is smiling
>suddenly some executioner guy in the back wearing a black good and a noose around his neck, wielding a hammer
shit nigga
>>332278672
What's with the Hellboy and Captain America there
>you'll never get an actual good Nova movie
>you'll never get good Nova back
>>332279243
Is that fucking Alien X in the mid-far left?
>>332279258
Oh, I'm sorry. Is pic related more to your liking?
>>332279293
Ultimate Marvel + Dark Horse Earth
>>332278825
>those ladies' everything
>even the men look fabulous as fuck
I want to live on Earth 11
>>332279351
WUZ
>>332279351
WUZ
>>332269234
Are you daft?
How is this even a question, Kefka obviously.
Kefka would squash that wimp like a bug under his boot without even trying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKFAbxuxfVM
>>332279308
>batman is perpetually surrounded by negros and hates it: the planet
>>332279370
SUPERMAN
>>332279337
>>332279362
What? They literally aren't attractive.
>>332279351
>>332279370
HelIo reddit!
>>332279308
>in the niggerverse, Obama is Superman
>>332279408
Supermang.
>>332279454
kek, communist superman
>>332279243
Huh, it just now occurs to me that Alan's sword looks like Aribeth's sword.
>>332279314
A lot of the characters that appear in Annihilation are characters that appeared first in Fantastic Four. It's 20th Century Fox that have the rights for them. The fact that marvel sold during the 80s the rights of Spider-Man, Fantastic Four and the X-men is one of the main reasons why cannot have nice things.
>>332279308
Steel is listed twice
>>332273792
>"Wow Aizen is so powerful"
>The last battle is just "look I cut that little mountain, look how powerful I am" "NO WAIT, I DID CUT THAT LITTLE MOUNTAIN, NOT U"
Bleach has been shit since the second arc.
>>332274876
Yeah I was about to post her. She's honestly the vidya supes, just lazier. Nothing stops the Reimu train.
>>332279508
GOAT designs on Bats and Supes, here.
>>332279308
>Everyone is black except for Batman
I'm assuming Cyborg is white too, but it's funny.
>>332279508
>Aquaflash
so he can swim really fucking fast?
>>332279508
Earth 31 sounds cool.
Earth 32 is OP bullshit.
>>332279308
>blacks are so uncreative that they have two STEELs running around
>>332279258
This, they're a bunch of fucking rails, would not impregnate.
>>332279508
Earth-32 is retarded
>>332279508
Aqua Flash looks wrong
>>332279565
Literally our world where the comics are made.
>>332279308
fucking niggers
>>332279565
>memesmiths
>>332277173
Lenny Brisco
>>332279508
FUUUUUUU
SHON
HA
>>332279308
Why is Batman still white?
>>332279508
Earth 31 is fucking Waterworld
>>332279565
Superboy Prime got wiped from reality.
Serves him right.
>>332279387
He lost to a band of misfits, not even the most powerful FF villain
>>332279687
>Joker with tits
My penis is confused.
>>332279737
Because he's already the "dark" knight.
>>332279348
That's silly
>>332279587
>>332279737
Only character who was race changed was Superman
Meaning Bruce is still white
All the other blacks are still characters who were still their own person but shared the mantle
Meaning Hal is still white but John Stewart is the main GL cause hes black
>>332279816
>a fucking dinosaur
Originaru
>>332279687
wanna guess which one of those characters is Blackbird?
>>332279293
Just havin a laff with Iron Antman.
>>332273408
Only if Supes was somehow transported to the TES universe, not the other way around.
Vivec's power really depends on being inside the TES universe / Godhead dream.
>>332279508
Almost thought it's a Zorro reference
and Aqua Flash is the retarded shit ever
>run so fast
>just add water
For what purpose
>>332279158
Now this is a Superman I can get behind.
>>332279780
>not even the most powerful FF villain
Who would you say is then?
>>332279956
To give us Black Zoom or Professor Manta
>>332279840
When was Wonder Woman black?
>>332279687
>Judge Robin
>>332279869
lol
>>332279974
I dunno, didn't SE say that Caius was?
>>332279920
>DO YOU EVEN LIFT, MORTALS?
>>332279920
Man, Wonder Woman sure let herself go.
>>332280021
>that guy in the back with the "i wish i was dead" face
>>332279974
I'd think Ultimecia, CoD and ExDeath make up the top 3.
>>332280021
>All is groovy.
I like this one.
>>332279308
>there are two Steels in the niggaverse
>none of them is the Shaq
>>332280021
First time I read about PREZ was in Sandman. I'm not even a big comic fan but also the fact that besides some issues there is nothing else on PREZ but he's still a referenced a lot is amazing.
>>332280014
Nubia
>>332272015
>basing your opinion on the result of death battle
>>332280117
Fucking Brujah
and done
>>332279943
I like it
>>332280130
What about Zemus/ Zeromus?
>>332280154
what the fuck is wrong with wondie's eyes?
>>332280217
Thanks. Again /v/ had a better comic thread than /co/
>>332280217
Thanks for posting them.
Very informative.
>>332280217
I thought Batman became a New God or whatever in one of the universes?
>>332276870
Good meme
Good meme
Good meme
>>332280313
Earth-0
Earth-51 is a love letter to Kirby, just a world specially for his stories to not be messed with
>>332273209
I imagine that is superman harmed or was a threat to his daughter in anyway he'd get angry enough to kill him, and if he failed he'd just come back more pissed
>>332280284
She's kawaii
>>332280270
I'd place him 4th.
I compared them all before and made a list, but tossed it.
Ok so are there actually comics to all of these craaaazy alt universes?
>>332279508
>El Zorroman, SuperCommodore and Aquaviking Excellent Adventures
>a world where Aquaman is OP
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
god i hate capeshit
ok lets end this shit:
Accelator lvl 6 vs Superman, who wins?
>>332279565
Why is Alan Moore looking at that nigga with dissapointment?
>>332280607
What do you like?
Modern Military shooters?
Fantasy Adventure?
Space Marines?
Pirates?
Ninja?
>>332280646Demonbane
>>332280607
And I hate shounenshit
>>332279431
That's the opposite of reddit, upvoteman.
Please go back.
>>332280754
>>332280857
fuck OFF capeshitters
>>332279869
Would fuck loli-wonderwoman
>>332277604
>that's what she said!
>>332280886
Kek
>>332280646
Would imagine breaker even work on superman?
>>332278354
Is that Destiny of the Endless chilling at the top there?
>>332279815
but he will never be the darkest
>>332278972
best Batman design
>>332279869
Viewtiful Bat vidya when?
>>332280154
Is this the Injustice Earth?
>>332278403
Death is cute! CUTE!