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This 80 year old woman has a successful youtube let's play channel of 120,000 subscribers. What's your excuse /v/?
>tfw no great-grandchildren
WHY EVEN LIVE?
>>332268931
I'm literally retarded :\
>>332269783
this family
it's obvious god put me on this earth as cannon fodder for the people that actually matter
>>332269658
I chuckled then felt bad.
>>332269904
Rules of nature, Jack.
>>332268931
I would have to play Skryim. I'd rather hang myself.
>>332268931
I have no motivation to put actual effort into anything I do.
>>332268931
It's taken her over 60 years to get that many subs, I could get more of I tried
>>332269658
>tfw can't even have children due to being sterile
1. I'm not an attention whore.
2. I have a real job generating income that's not under constant threat by youtube dickery and copyright jews.
Poor me!
>>332270087
it's either your fault or you're some defect. either way u shouldn't have kids to begin with
So what you're saying is we should submit copyright claims on her channel? I doubt she knows how to fix it.
>>332270212
That wouldn't work, /v/ usually targets children
>>332270143
Is it too much to have a daughter that punches people in the throat? It's all I really want.
>>332268931
What's my excuse for what? Not being an 80-year-old woman?
Well I'm not some adorable old lady.
I'm a fat angry alcoholic and the internet has a surplus of those.
>>332268931
>hates Undertale
B A S E D
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>>332268931
I don't have a gimmick.
[/spoiler]and a 6 figure job already[/spoiler]
>>332270212
You should send her a PC with sex mods installed, I doubt she will give a fuck and will probably narrate it.
Successful channel
>120k subscribers
Lol
YouTube is full of literal trash channels that just reload shit and have like 500k+
I'm thinking of getting my 11 year old little sister to start an LP channel of her own. She'll do the playing and commentary while I do the boring technical shit, maybe guide her if the game gets too complicated.
y/n?
>>332270991
Post sister
>>332270991
until kiros triggers laguna's ptsd sure
>>332270991
you will get bored and stop or she will. neither of you have the dedication to keep to this. You are not strong enough for my potions.
>>332268931
> What's your excuse /v/?
I don't play video games because I fucking hate video games.
>>332271079
I am telling you, I'm starting a LP channel and I need only your strongest potions.
>>332268931
who this semon demon
>>332268931
> what's your excuse
i don't have a gimmick
>dis niggas too old for vidya gaems
What? Are you not going to play games when you turn 80?
>>332269658
you can hear dad laughing his ass off
I don't have a gimmick like that
>80 year old plays dark souls!
Or
>Let's play dark souls
Which one is a better clickbait?
>>332268931
I'm not 80 years old
>>332268931
>Shirley
I want to like her and become a fan but I'm afraid of her dying at any day.
>>332268931
What is her channel called like?
I've been tempted lately to give it a go. Really, what's there to lose if I don't do a facecam until I get popular if I do?
If it fails I would have just wasted some bandwith uploading videos, it it gets popular it gets popular
>>332278141
>don't do a facecam until you get popular
Your fans will get disappointed seeing your ugly fat face Tbqh lmao
>>332278261
>not being a handsome fuck so that when you do reveal your face people cream themselves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE2oXNCCi0g
>tfw no GILF to fuck while playing vidya
>>332270419
adopt
>>332270991
does she swear a lot and spout dank memes?
