Sm4sh /v/eekend: Jesus Died for Our Sins Edition
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Current tourney is TEAMS
ID: 0412 - 3212 - 1882 - 30
PASS: rage
RULES: team /v/eekend
MOOD:pious
>>332229398
Faiz you idiot I'm on your side
First for_____le Trey meme
>Teamfags being this dense believing we've always had Team Tourneys
First forfuck you Trey
>>332228990
what do you have to say now? ;)
>>332229032
ayy mate
fucking gg dedede that was hilarious
>>332229398
Reminder that Smash is not a serious fighting game so play casual and have fun
PS: Winning won't bring Aeris back
>It's a 3 v 1 tourney
OH BOY
>>332229585
The point is we've had them for a while now, and if you don't like it, you can fuck off.
Anyone know how long a tourney ban is, I'm not seeing anyone in my room.....
Neglected to post the team FAQ as the OP image. Sorry about that, apologies all around. If you're new to teams, please refer to pic related
>>332229398
>RULES: team /v/eekend
>>332229656
>PS: Winning won't bring Aeris back
You shut your mouth nigger
donkey kong was a mistake
Hey guys what do you call a 3-humped Rosalina?
>a flowchart Robin and a fucking b=Bowser on the same team
fun
>>332229820
Did you play against Jeffery
>>332229868
I don't know
Why are there so many deleted posts in the old thread?
>each dlc release bring sin more and more newfag/rulefags
>at mewtwo launch everything was fine
>roy/ryu launch people whined about not being able to pick their epic meme stages so we scrapped set stage random
>around cloud launch people starting making teams tournies and all was well, if you weren't up for teams you could make a side tourney that ended when the main one finished
>bayo and corrin launch and an incredible amount of whiny faggots burst in and begin demanding /vg/-esque rules be put in place and report both posts, and players who decide they want to make a side tourney due to the new cycle system in use, despite there being an average of more players overall since the cloud launch.
>threads somehow end up looking even more childish with even more bitching
>not even sunday tournies, which were usually smaller, quieter and more chill are safe
smash /v/kends used to be my favorite part of the weekend. But it's changed for the worse. I just want to play with my other anons in relative peace and have fun. why can't you newfags allow us this?
Damn patney thought you had me. Gg
>>332229874
>flowchart
Rude!
>>332229868
Gang banged, we heard it yesterday
>>332229656
play to win, son
Sorry bout that Lip. We still won though
Sorry Spooky I fucked up.
i hope you had as much fun as i did OATS
love:lcy
>act like a clinical retard
>my partner doesn't win the game for me
why
I absolutely can not function when the lag pops and stops
>>332230247
Nah you kicked ass man, I was weighing you down
>>332230046
You're really making it better, anon. Keep up the good work!
>>332230267
Eh I'm just fucking around with alts, it's not like I really expect to win
Post the FFA room
>Accross-the-stage pocketed charge-shotted
Fats I fucked up.
I fucked up bad.
Sorry.
>accidentally use greninjas laggy ass nair under the stage
I'm having the worst night
Man that cloud was a gigantic pussy
GG ganon
smfh bo7 u weren't supposed to win
>>332230514
FFA TOURNEY
ID: 0412 - 3212 - 1882 - 30
PASS: rage
>be marth main but rusty
>decide to pick little mac for shits and giggles
>3 MARTH
>OMEGA
>forget who teammate is
>3 stocks gone in 30 secs
To whoever my teammate was I'm so sorry.
>opponent switches to bayonetta
>Omega hyrule temple
>sd at the beggining
I'm not pleased.
>Ridley as my teammate
>we run a train on our opponents
>>332230830
is it ok to play bayo if you don't tryahrd and spam those stupidly over the top priority "combos"?
>Shulk doesn't realize we are teammates
>get up smashed at last stock
God DAMN tonight has been good.
>You have been disconnected for targeting one player.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>332231096
sorry Lip, I knew we were teamates but I got confused with the Miis
>you have been disconnected for targeting a player
This bullshit
>NESS HAD ANOTHER STOCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Welp. We tried Mew2
Y'know, I would bitch at you Ness for turning on me, but honestly, it really did look like I was trying to kill you.
>>332231143
>>332231230
I didn't even know that was a thing
forgot who my partner was
My internet test was done, am I just the meme for slow Internet?
>>332231237
oh I thought we were just giving it to him. its not like he was gonna win 2v1 anyway
>>332231237
Yeah, but my team mate was being a FFA faggot
>>332231281
I could've sworn we were free from this bullshit in tournament mode
>it's a team mate is absolute trash episode
gg FATS
>>332231165
Its not big deal. Honestly I was kind of a dead weight in that match, sorry.
I tried
>be Marth
>opponents are Ganon and Falcon
>mfw EZ win
These characters are so easy to gimp holy fuck
Sorry for being a shit teammate Falcon
DE DE DE
E
D
E
D
E
your sacrifice was not in vain Manlet King.
with what fucking frame did that fsmash hit you dr mario
>Launched at 50
Bullshit. Good job Dayman you pulled through
>Hitstun cancelling
>Killed my teammate
Damn I fucked uo, my bad Ganon.
Fuck I'm so sorry oats
>>332231926
the very fucking last frame lmao gg
>>332231926
The good frame
>>332231482
You too man, tonight has been a very fun night
no one playing huh
>>332232037
It's alright, I love theese kinds of situations
>get the fucking retarded villager on my team two times in a row
Fuck off Rod. And take your shitty internet with you
welp, theres that famous dragonus lag
>>332232570
>TFW the one framing me for bad internet has bad internet
Gee Aaron.
>>332232637
everyone in the threads have been calling out your internet
>FATS
>OATS
Why is this allowed?
Don't play with ROD
>Villager trees her partner
Holy shit my sides
>>332232760
>He throws an autistic hissy fit and uncontrollably goes after his team mate and then gives up
Christ just DC honestly, that's sad to watch
>>332232701
No shit bro. I'm Mexican. It's easy to pin it on me.
Manletking, your Ganon is on FIRE
Also nice finish there
>>332232721
What did I do
Sorry Oats for always hitting you.
>>332232721
What did I do?
>>332232760
>>332232846
I didn't need him anyway.
>>332232880
No, its because you are a constant lagger.
time to delete your life dedede
>>332232637
that wasn't me.
CALM THE FUCK DOWN BORB
>mfw that entire match
gg dedede
>partner doesn't appear to notice me charging my neutral b as mac
>doesn't get out of the way when it's fully charged and goes off
>dies and starts to go after me
It's your own fault for not paying attention.
>woomy dcs after losing all stocks
I see you're learning from the best
>>332232846
It was more like a "well fuck this shit" thing but whatever makes you feel better about yourself
You clearly saw next match he was equally as retarded playing mac
Yeah, I'm just gonna suicide if VoteRidley is on the opposite team.
>>332232984
>>332232946
Similar names, easy to confuse partner with opponent
>>332233321
Yeah my bad for not noticing when being busy fighting both of them while you spam random attacks like a moron
>>332233476
Why?
>>332233476
git gud?
>>332233053
> Currently playing smooth against a Megaman from New York
That's been only you bro. You don't need to be so biased.
>Rod is in the lobby
Should I leave and find a new match?
>>332233476
He really isnt that hard to deal with if you have a good connection. The only thing that makes Marth good is the lag.
dude rest lmao
>>332233749
Yes, that's my current Rod policy until he gets a better connection.
>SD twice from charizard's shitty jump
FUCK
>>332233505
All I can say is git gud and stay mad.
Sorry cloud i kept on hitting you
When will this team thing end?
>>332233535
Because matches are no fun if you already know who's going to win.
Nice teanwork on that match dedede!
Reminder that ROD lags, if you see him, leave the lobby
>>332233362
I didn't make that post
>>332234021
40 minutes
>>332233929
It's always easy to say git gud as long as it helps you ignore how bad you are personally
STOP, why are you so retarded? You're always going to lose if you don't play teams.
>>332234159
>>332233476
Honestly if you see anybody from /v/, quit
>>332233724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>>332234325
Nigga you're both ganons and it's a small fucking stage.
Man everyone is so salty atm
>>332234024
>admitting that you're a shitter
Good to know, I have fun if he's in
OATS, I'm sorry I killed you with that, I though Pac was going to go where you went
GG though
>>332234620
Good for you.
>>332229398
here did you get that gif haha
do you have any more
im just wondering haha
Man what's up with spooky just spamming projectiles by the ledge
>>332234452
Fuck you
>>332234452
I'm going to cum in your grandmother's chest hair you campy faggot
woomy y tho
>>332234872
t. shitter
>>332234872
Welcome to the Spookster! He's a coward and a faggot
>big battlefield
nice try. but I don't hate myself enough to play on that
WHY DOES MY TEAMMATE KEEP IMMEDIATELY LEAVING THE MATCH?
END THIS MEME
Sorry I wasn't much help, kek. That fucking Kirby gimped the fuck out of me.
>>332235169
Dayman confirmed for faggot
>>332235249
this meme is bigger than you my friend
>>332235302
what else is new?
>>332235302
Dayman was pretty cool when I played with him. Nightman's better though
>>332234872
Which game? The one in mario galaxy? Cause I'm not sure double forward air or jab confirm into back throw kill can be considered "spamming projectiles by the ledge"
>>332235072
Yeah I noticed. I've seen him as cloud too and he does nothing but camp.
>>332235442
You were spamming, but attacked when approached like spammers tend to do.
Is this the mentality of your average FG shitter? "I attacked a few times in between my projectile camp so I'm definitely not a spammer!"
>>332233761
I cannot emphasize this enough. Martin is a good example. His main, Mario, is awful in FFA, yet he manages to have a nice score by the end of the tourney.
To beat Marth not only you need a good internet, but to buffer your punish as his Fair -> Fair -> Retaliation WILL hit you, as it has a really small window for punishing.
Sorry Noose, I really didn't intend to attack you.
>>332235827
*because of his comprehension of the FFA setting.
Nice Pikachu there Dayman.
>>332235395
>Nightman's better though
s/o to me
>>332235670
So you're saying I should approach even if I'm not forced to? First day at fighting games?
>>332235903
It happens brah
>>332236013
Here we go again...
>>332236013
I miss the days when /v/eekend was meant for fun and not for winning points.
No, you don't need to approach. Neither you need to fuck up the game for everyone that is not at the opposite ledge with your projectiles, Spooky.
>that moment you realize you've passed your peak performance of the night and it's all downhill from here
gg fats
>>332235827
It doesn't matter. I'm not good enough to do all of the shit required to beat him. No point in delaying the inevitable.
>robs fair
Fucking christ you can just spam that shit and push every mother under off stage
>>332236234
Were you even there?
It was me against two very good players, what did you want me to do? Just act like a retard with mewtwo instead of using his strengths so they get a completely efortless win?
Actually don't respond, I already know the answer "if you aren't letting me win or have fun then you're fucking up the game for everyone"
Why am I even responding to shitters, I never learn.
>>332236346
You too man
>>332236352
No man, this mentality doesn't serve you.
We may not have as much time to practice as Ridley, but his Marth is far from unbeatable.
You need to adapt to his playstyle or as some call it, flowchart. If you see him walling, what has your main in favor to avoid this?
If your main has short range (i.e. Mario), you need to find out a different way to damage. Like fireballs or fludd him away from stage control.
>use mewtwo
>teleport to the fucking ledge
>the shitty omega stage has a weird curve that made me sd
What a shame
Hello, anon! Your fresh tourney arrives in 15 minutes. Friendly reminder to avoid shitposting.
ID: 5202 - 4982 - 4502 - 73
PASS: rage
RULES: ffa /v/eekend
MOOD:WA
We did our best doc
>>332236580
> Shitters
Bro, between you and me you're the one being called out for boring play.
AFAIK, Mewtwo has very good tools outside of shooting Shadow Ball, your titls are pretty good 'gtfo' moves and they have generous reach.
>>332237106
I cannot tell you how many times that shit happened to me as well.
I feel for you Mewtwo bro.
>>332234159
Sorry, yesterday my connection wasn't that bad, I don't know what happend.
I'm just gonna leave the tourney.
>>332237487
Just buy a wired adapter
>>332237242
>Bro, between you and me you're the one being called out for boring play.
Off course, because no one says anything when I play roy, mario, falcon, fox, ganon, etc
No, it's when I do something that might make the little shitters a wee bit uncomfortable that they come out crying, it's pathetic
Fire your teammate was ike u dumb.
>>332229868
Fatter
Kek, that was fucking awesome.
Sorry for leaving so early.
I'm so sorry, Ness. That was a huge fucking mistake, I'm just not doing well today.
That Jarret guy scares me
>>332237984
It's okay, team kills happen constantly. Lag just ups my salt factor by 100.
>>332237984
fuck off. your shitty corrin cost us the match, you dumb fuck
>>332237771
I know, but he kept chasing and attacking me
>>332238096
Did he molest you?
>tfw you get your ass handed to you by jackie chan
>he's not even holding a baby
>>332238240
It's because you were hitting him first
>>332238349
Name 3 things that arent jackie chan
>>332238096
why? i suck
>>332237704
You said it yourself. When you play a different playstyle other than 'safe overload', you receive no criticism, you may even be praised for it.
It's not making them uncomfortable. No smash game is easy. You need to understand your opponent(s).
But on the other hand, /v/eekend consists of you vs. your opponent AND input delay. And dealing with defensive playstyles online is more troubling than it should be. You can win AND be fun by stepping up your game, after all Mewtwo is not a "my projectile makes me viable" character.
That was a fantastic team tourney guys
I hope everyone is having fun tonightBE NICE TO EACH OTHER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>332238480
smash bros
4chan
Jackie chan
...FUCK
Maybe I will play for a bit.
Witnessed that 9
>>332238575
I've only had trouble with Aaron and Spooky (whose I'm discussing with atm) though, the others seem to be doing fine.
>>332238284
He touched me
>>332238714
>I've only had trouble with Aaron
what the fuck did I do now?
>>332238541
There was nothing else to do. 2vs1 I can't get aggressive as mewtwo, I need to play it safe and take advantage of the enemy fucking up or getting too aggressive and cocky because they have the advantage, if I go to them I'm just asking to get bodied.
You keep saying "don't do that!" but pose no alternative, what do you want me to do? It was an unfortunate game where my team mate died early and left me 2vs1, and I had no safe way to approach against a fucking falcon and samus. It happens, crying about it is pointless, which... makes me wonder, who was crying about it? Dayman? I thought he was cool, if it's the samus then it would be hilarious considering the autistic rage fit he threw when his villager team mate accidentally killed him, if that's the case I don't really think you're in a position to talk much.
Good game, Cloudfag. That was actually pretty fun.Looks like I'm better in FFA than I am in tournies.
>>332238928
It's on the previous thread, so don't worry much about it.
>Dylan
>>332238928WATCH THE LANGUAGE OR YOU'RE GETTING PUT IN FG HELL
Who's the best teammate you guys had during the last tourney anons?
Holy SHIT I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY WITH THIS HALF SECOND OF INPUT LAG. A FUCKING LAN ADAPTER IS LIKE $10. FUCKING PURCHASE ONE YOU ASSHOLES
>Skyland
pls no
>>332239230
It was you man, you're so good at this game. fuck off, fucking shitter.
>>332239230
you! it was you anon! i love you anon!! <3 :D
>that guy that edits his mii
>>332239230
It could only be (you)
>>332239048
Alternatives as Mewtwo, uptilt and downtilt sets up a fair chain, Shadow Ball is good for fake outs instead of using it to damage, Nair out of shield, Confusion their projectiles back. Mewtwo is pretty good atm.
Now it is unfortunate your teammate died early, but that's just the nature of teams, if you won, congratulations, if you didn't, that's fine. But remember, we all (should) play for fun.
Currently you speak as in avoiding getting bodied, but it is no way shameful to get bodied from time to time. I up aired my teammate off the top by accident, lost because of it, and simply laughed it off, it wasfun.
>>332239762
>telling other people how to enjoy the game.
That's not what Sakurai intended.
>>332239862
Neither he intended Bayonneta to cause salt among the community, but that's just the nature of programming and design.
Life has multitple variables, and without a doubt, many of them are just there to fuck you up.
>>332239762
I'm a bit confused. Were you in that game? You speak as if you actually know what happened (but clearly don't since I don't think you understand there are no setups to be made against a samus and a falcon who were very good).
I just want to know who I'm talking to, just some guy randomly giving his input, dayman, or the rager samus.
>>332236580
>MY CHARACTER IS LOW TIER
>TIERS TIERS TIERS IM ALLOWED TO BE A FAGGOT
Worst Johns, kill yourself faggot.
BE
NICE
TO
EACH
OTHER
>>332240234
Mewtwo isn't low tier, he just has slow air game and his floatiness and low weight means you're gonna get fucked 2vs1 (or anything that isn't 1vs1). Please remain silent, shitter.
>>332240407
Nice poles, fagtron. Please, give me your name so I can happily sent you to FG hell :)
Oh hey, I actually played decently in that Gaur Plains match, and I didn't panicked. Atleast, there's hope for me.
>>332240125
I think it was safe to assume from the start that I am in no way related to your match. However there is never such thing as 'there is nothing to be done'.
Creativeness has always been the selling point of Smash. Even if you are sure to lose, searching for ways to take one or two of their stocks before losing should be a win for you. This is how practicing works.
Don't aim for 'I didn't get bodied', aim for 'I was close to the comeback'. Maybe they're good, but you can be good too.
Are we still playing? I want in on this.
>>332240234
>>332240584
You are not helping
>>332240381
Really appreciated Bo7
>>332240747Not Bo7FATS
>>332240591
>I think it was safe to assume from the start that I am in no way related to your match
Then this conversation is pointless. Please stop talking about stuff you really have no objective basis on, the shitter complaining was probably the samus (who in the previous game raged against his team mate TKing him and started attacking him uncontrollably then proceeded to SD), just meaningless salt.
You taking it seriously is the real tragedy here. I don't sit in a corner and spam attacks, that's simply made up bullshit by people who enjoy talking shit because people like you will believe it. I'm also a very hated player here so you should know people who haven't even played with me just randomly posting lies about me isn't unheard off, either. Welcome to /v/kends.
>>332240407
>Mewtwo has a slow air game
>what with having one of the fastest air speeds in the entire game and all
>>332240747
Oh, but I really do, cancer must be eliminated completely from these threads, even more in Our Lord's day, he shall look upon Johns and cancerfags and deliver his punishment, sending them to hell (for a couple of days maybe).
>>332240985
It's Spooky, he doesn't know shit about the game, he just spouts buzzwords he heard on some stream or read in some reddit thread.
Which character has your favorite alt color?
>teamed up on by a villager and samus
For what purpose?
Think before taunting, Dogstalker.
>>332240985
Mewtwo still has slow and predictable aerials except for his neutal air, which is kind of moot in 2vs1 as long as the players know what they are doing (spacing). Having fast air speed doesn't mean you will outplay a fucking falcon in the air.
>>332241175
t. literally who shitter coward who wont tell us who he is, let's see how much you really know about the game boy :)
>>332241415
BTFO'ing children is actually illegal, can't let them FBI know what I'm doing.
You're also not worth anyone's time.
WHO /JUSTTURNED18/ HERE
>>332240934
Hey FATS.
>>332240953
But was it really? I am not a very 'liked' person here either, but I've seen your play myself Spooky. Don't be afraid to pull off unsafe attacks and combo starters for the sake of 'not losing', not because to appease salty users.
It's a matter of enjoying yourself and your game.
>>332241175
This contribution sure helped our community,
Calm down, Ness.
>>332241415
>t. memer
Literal underage lmao
>>332241549
Same tired response. All bark no bite. No surprise there.
>>332241603
Identifying shitters does, this one is fairly obvious and known, so only softbanning is left.
Remember to report everyone in the lobby whenever temple is chosen.
>>332241603
>I am not a very 'liked' person here either
No one is, though some people actually reasonable to hate, Spooky for example.
>>332241603
>. Don't be afraid to pull off unsafe attacks and combo starters for the sake of 'not losing'
When I play against good players, I respect them. I'm not going to do dumb shit because I'm sure they want a legit win instead of getting insulted by some retard trying to combo 2vs1 against competent players. I'm sure you understand. When I play against shitters (most people here) I do dumb shit all the time, and it works too.
I enjoy myself when I play against good players and they give me their all, when they throw the game trying to do some "epic" shit and gift me a win I don't have fun, so I assume the same applies to them. It's just how I see the game.
>>332241909
You can't report yourself though.
>shitty Falco in the corner spamming his projectile
Anon pls
>>332242030
stop talking to this fucking retard, he's a classic garbage player.
And if you're lagging, enter your own lag tournament. It's unbearable to play with half a second of lag.
>It's an I'm mad because there are people in the tourney better than me episode
top joj
Looks like the Shoryukener has become the Shoryukenee.
>>332241909
>not liking the only good big map
tourneyfag spotted
>>332229398
haha
>>332242368
>pay attention to me!
Who?
>>332242030
Hmm, I noticed you project your (good) opponent's lack of competitive respect as unfun. It is fine, I like to earn my wins too.
But assuming this from the opponent (which, in your case caused them to be salty) should not be a given, some just prefer i.e. a friendly taunt of 'I fucked up' over a really serious match.
Again, do as you may, but not every serious or good opponent demands competitive respect. Some do enjoy if their opponents just madman.
gg VoteRidley from the Charizard. It's good in FFA, but falls apart in a 1v1.
>>332242416
>implying great cave offensive isn't GOAT
If anyone is a known lagger, respond to this post with their name. We'll make a list.
>>332242769
>Lists
>We
/VG/
G
/
Stop the autism.
>>332242769
Lagging is a temporal issue, otherwise they wouldn't be '/v/kend regulars'
RIP ROD.
>>332242769
squid.exe
pimpdaddy
tomoko
tippy
>>332242865
You can join the lagger tournament then bitch
>>332242982
>tippy
I just had a match with him in it, there was no lag at all.
>>332242769
Dragonus
Rod
PB&J
PBR
Tippy why
>>332242982
squid doesnt lag
>>332242686
Alright fair enough, but again this entire conversation is pointless because I don't play a single style, I play many. Sometimes people will get salty over some of my more zoning styles and they will proceed to ignore when I go as ganon or ryu and start trying to start combos with my team mate and then they cry about "spooky only spams!"
By the way who are you in game? I'm just curious, not going to criticize how you play (you probably play better than me anyways).
>>332243215
The recovery? I just fucked up, sorry! Good game though, that was fun.
>that luigi shoryuken to suicide
damnit
every games with yous a treat, bellabean
>>332243191
most of these have no lag, they just get shitted on
they leave when they start to lag
>>332243416
Nah, ROD is a legit lagger, can confirm. I played in two games where I knew who the other 2 players were (not laggers) and rod was the only one I knew was lagging every time.
>>332243243
He does
>>332243184
maybe his furry scat porn collection finally finished downloading
Every game I've been in with Wez wombat and the Marth / ROB player has lagged
Damn, that was a good match guys. That hammer showdown at the end was intense.
>>332243675
if your talking about ridley and wombat I highly doubt they're the laggers.
>>332243416
No. I have personally tested their connections and each one of them is shit.
>Mexico
>Jamaica
>somewhere in europe
>Denmark
>>332243271
by now you should know anyone who talks shit against you will never reveal who they are which should send a loud and clear message (not that that anon was really talking shit but still he probably cant give you a decent fight and that would make everything he says mostly just air)
>>332243650
Someone's not very happy. What's wrong, anon? You can tell me.
>fox gets decimated within 3 second of match start
>wins anyway
fuk
Why did it seem like Shulk and MK were teaming up?
>sudden death
wew lad
I can and I have easily beaten Spooky many times, but shitposting and baiting him so he spergs out is so much fun.
>>332244345
>Namefag
>Still breaths
fuk
>>332242769
No idea if I'm famous, but I have playing the tourneys since the tourney update, so...
Fernando, Saitama, Koopa, Pepe, and VoteRidley.
>>332244480
>breaths
fuk
wow, everyone played like shit that match
>>332244509
Oh wait, you're asking who's the most lagger, not who's the most known or famous. Ignore everything I said and kill me, please.
>>332244653
Just change "famous" with "faggot" and you've got a legit list. You also are in it then since you made a list.
>>332243813
I am, and they are.
>>332244573
>fuks shitpost
ufk
>>332244573
fuk
Oh man, that omega stage doesn't do mewtwo's recovery any favors. Good game, you guys.
>You will never be good enough at videogames that manchildren will dedicate their entire weekends to shitposting about you online
why live?
>>332244872
Only wez lags. Ridley doesnt.
>>332245305
Because you're not a manchildren that is subject of shitpost in a meaningless thread on a meaningless site.
>People will never add your name to the "Big List of Official /v/eekend Faggots"
>>332244778
Okay, what did I do to be a faggot, besides having bad connection, when rarely people mention me?
Nobody else in the list is a faggot also, except Saitama, though.
grab beating KO punch really shouldn't be a thing but i'll take it
No, I didn't turn on the lag switch. I know that's coming, so just don't. It ain't me.
>>332246421
We know it's you
>>332246421
Im guessing you're the bayo?
>>332246421
Dumb lagposter
>>332245574
Anon there are two kinds of people in these tourneys. The popular ones that get recognition for being good and the literally who scrubs who wish people would give a fuck who they are. You know how when a tourney ends there are people who actually rank lower than top 10? Seeing as a tourney has 30-50 players usually, they are the majority. That's who you're dealing with, the poor forgotten souls.
Just to make sure, I SD not because Temple, but because of that horrendous input lag.
>>332246421
Already reported bae ;)
>>332246602
Ranking means literally fuck all. I'm a shit player and I manage to get in the Top 5 all the time.
>>332246421
Where can I get a lag switch? I need it for whenever I'm in a room with Spooky so I can fuck with his gay ass.
>bayo SDs
>sudden lag as cloud and ryu taunt
hmmmm
>>332246602
>Placings meme
Even I know that's a load of bullshit.
>>332246770
Off course you're a shit player, just by /v/ standards you aren't as bad as them. Congrats, you made it.
what tourney are we in?
I can't find it
>>332246770
>Ranking means literally fuck all
Literally only said by shitters who place in the bottom 20. Everyone who is at the top of most tourneys is consistently good.
>>332246876
Guy who consistently places in the top 5 here. Ranking means jack shit in FFAs.
>>332246876
I disagree, I'm in the top 3 (Teo/Tippy) and I usually go all over the place in rankings. I just chose the right character or got lucky this time.
>>332246876
t. delusional no-life faggot that hops from match to match and nothing else.
aka spooky.
>>332246876
But that's not why anyone gets recognition in these threads. There are plenty of good players here who have never had their name come up once. The people whose names come up in the threads come up because they're doing something which pisses /v/ off.
Ness is so fun
>all this talk about good players
>tfw no one mentions you even though you place in the top when you play
I don't know if thats good or bad
>>332247374
That's good. If you're being mentioned, it's because people think you're a faggot.
>>332247181
/v/ is not just one person
>>332247374
This "good talk" is just "faggot talk".
So it's a god thing, you're not a douche.
>>332247354
>Side B until they're at 70% then up air or bthrow them for the win
>fun
Will wait for a bit before going for matches. I don't think it's me, but still.
>>332247374
Trust me, you're better off not getting mentioned.
>>332247374
Bullshit, come clean, who are you? If you're good I can guarantee people have mentioned you, maybe not all the time but at least once.
>inb4 "I'm not saying who I am but trust me im good :)"
>>332247767
I'm__you__
Man. Smash 4's stages are shitty.
>>332247767
I'm Spooky
>tfw can beat the average /v/kend player but get destroyed by like 8 regulars
>>332247374
Same, though I'm not particularly good, I just place well
>>332246876
I'm usually first and rankings really don't mean anything.
I can't believe I just won.
GG Borb.
>>332247678
>Salty
stay mad
>>332247921
That's not true I am the real spooky
>>332248346
>Implying I'm mad
Just pointing out that you are playing on "Can I play, Daddy?" mode.
>>332247983
>very good player
>people bitch about you all the time
>"I, a very good player, I'm usually first, thus rankings clearly don't mean anything"
I know you're trying to be modest so people hate you less, but you really are not making a solid case for shitters looking to make excuses to explain their shit ranking placing
>>332248530
What the fuck are you talking about? It ain't modesty. This is fucking FFA. You don't see EVO doing Four Player Free for All matches, do you? Rankings don't mean shit.
Why is everyone spamming all of a sudden?
Fox, that was kinda lame on Big Battlefield.
FERNANDO/CACTUS
THIS
HAS
TO
STOP
ITS TAKEN ALMOST TWO MINTUES FOR THE PRE GAME COUNTDOWN
Well look who decided to show up.
It's the God who loves being Odd.
>>332248530
Wow, what a fucking douche. Get over yourself buddy. This level of faggotry is ridiculous even for an anonymous board.
Rankings don't mean anything though. Some people can take breaks or join late. In teams, some people who win just immediately suicide to finish. You obviously get different amounts of points for coming in first and last as well. So no, they don't mean anything.
>>332248391
He's Spooky, you're Spooky, I'm Spooky
WE'RE ALL SPOOKY
BIG GAY FIRE
BIG GAY FIRE
BIG GAY FIRE
BIG GAY FIRE
BIG GAY FIRE
Teams time! Whoop whoop!
you play a pretty mean Ike, player 7!
>>332248824
its just honesty.
being one of the best players and saying "I place first place all the time it doesn't mean anything" it's really funny and worst of all, it gives shitters the illusion that they are anywhere near ridley's level
>>332248530
>>332248530
Rankings don't mean anything because you get points for losing, most of us are fucking around, It's FFA, there's lag etc. I place highest on the board because after half a year it's still as easy as ever to gimp scrubs and collect free wins.
What character should I play if I want to make people really mad?
>first time playing Bayonetta
>win
why
>>332249172
I don't play Ike
>>332248783
I think it's Cactus. In that Pirate Ship stage, there was lag, but after a bit, the lag disappered, and Cactus was replaced by a CPU.
>>332249172
Huh? What did I do wrong?
>>332249361
It's a compliment. Do you have autism?
>>332249217
I'll say it again and nothing else so you don't nitpick and deviate the topic.
Get over yourself.
>>332249264
Cloud or Corrin.
>>332249264
Any character, just spam their most annoying moves.
>>332249242
however if you want to be anywhere near top 3 you need to place first semi regularly, most people actually get surprised when they win once
you place highest because you know how to approach and also bait and you know what to do off ledge, that alone makes you a better player than 80% of the players here, and the rankings reflect that, so you're not making much sense
Dogstalker, your Ness makes me cringe.
>>332249265
5.99, baby.
>>332249420
Huh? What did I do this time?
>>332249264
Bayonetta has been getting a lot of people mad lately, but maybe not the people here
Play someone with a projectile and stand at the edge spamming it
That right to left section of pacland is always scary
Is it another Spooky argues rankings matter episode?
>>332249264
Cloud, Corrin, Bayonetta
>>332249714
i dont even see him in the scoreboard so i assume he isnt playing, more like its another people namedrop spooky even if he isnt even here and shit a thread up episode
Sooo is someone gonna set up the next Team Tourney or am I gonna have to do it myself?
Oy, someone make the tourney
>>332249512
Oats here, ranking doesn't mean anything
You literally have to join the tourney when it begins and place constant 1st or 2nd place, and you'll easily be top 5
>>332249714
LAST TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
>>332249824
make a teams tourney
>>332249361
I was being nice
How many people are still playing? It's pretty late
Nice, that was a great last battle. Good game, VoteRidley! You almost had me twice with that shield breaker, I was pretty scared.
>>332249813
Do it
Anyone else finishing always in last place?
>>332249843
you're also a very good player though, see it doesnt work this way, if some unkown faggot who does nothing but spam smash attacks made it to top 3 and showed it to everyone, we could put this discussion to rest, but top players arguing that ranking doesnt mean anyting when theyre always hovering at the top is just bullshit "everyones a winner" talk
teams tourney sounds fun!
>>332250048
Someone do this
>>332249975
Huh? Being nice?
>>332249843
You don't even need to place that high to get top 5. I'm 5th, and I get kicked around all the time.
>>332249454
Bayonetta
Can we do the next one without a password? It's Spring Break for the kiddies, so we'll probably get a more filled up room.
VOTEKROOL HERE
ALWAYS PLACING NUMBER 1
ANYONE WHO'S NOT TOP 3 FUCKING SUCKS AND SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>332250201
This better be bait
>>332250201
absolutely not
>>332249843
>place constant 1st or 2nd place, and you'll easily be top 5
For you this is easy, but I assure you, there are many people here who struggle to not end up in fourth place every game. Don't be ableist.
>>332250163
Yeah, someone do please. Otherwise it's just "it's a good player pretends to be humble so people don't call it a faggot episode"
>>332250201
Why would you want to play with Spring Break kids
>>332249551
When you witch time just right.
>>332250048
I've done it, I don't use a name so no one really notices or says much. I've placed top 3 multiple times, simply by being there from the beginning or cheesing my way to wins.
I am not good.
Of course you won't believe me because it doesn't fit your argument
>>332250301
>Unironically using the word ableist
Does anyone else think a customs/items on tourney would be fun? Because i do
Here i'll make a new tourney
>>332250405
Customs would be great. I've missed the last few.
>>332250201
Are you not seeing the spring break kiddies posting in this thread right now?
Guy's I'm making a tourney now, don't make one
>>332250201
Better not. Imagine the laghell.
>>332250354
can you blame me though? youre claiming something with literally no proof, also you probably placed top 3 at some dead tourney with like 14 players when no one of the good players were on for all i know.
you need proof friend, proof
Okay 1 sec guys I'll set up a team tourney. CLAIMING IT
>>332250405
And that's why no one likes you.
Imma gonna make a tourney now xD
>>332250405
We've done Customs before, it's not fun
GUYS MY TOURNEY'S ALMOST OUTTA THE OVEN IT'S GONNA BE HOT
I am playing on the gamepad {no tv} and I cannot input the tourney id .. Apparently the keyboard only shows on the tv. Any workarounds?
>>332250405
I HAVE BEEN PLAYING FFA OR TEAMS SINCE FOREVER
FOR THE LOVE OF THE GOOD YES FUCK TRYHARDS
>>332250495
>>332250505
Got ya. I'll hold off
GUYS I'M MAKING A TOURNEY NOBODY ELSE MAKE ONE
brb making tourney
>>332250405
Kill yourself
>>332250565
>>332250513
>>332250498
>>332250645
tryhards who aren't actually good at the game detected
NEW TEAM TOURNEY
3552-8013-0773-52
rage
HOLD THE FUCK ON THIS TOURNEY IS ALMOST READY
ITEMS OR NO ITEMS?
MIIS OR NO MIIS?
>>332250354
Anon pls tell me who u are :-)
6552-8713-0673-01
FFA
rage
>>332250704
>7 minutes
Jesus Christ
>>332250615
Press A on the Gamepad when you select Tourney ID, not your other controller, and it should work. You need to do that for inputting the password too.
>>332250819
FUCK OFF
>>332250718
Are you Cucking kidding me? Yes Miis, no customs, set Item switch to ON but go in and turn off all items
4567-2847-2312-02
Rage
Customs
>>332250819
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>332250885
hell ya
>>332250845
What's wrong with it? It's still enough for a stock time.
>>332250845
its started
>>332250354
I've also done it, I place top 1st every time, I've won evo 3 years straight, I also beat zero and fucked his girlfriend. I'm not good.
Huh? You want me to tell you who I am? Guess you're gonna have to take my word for it pal :^)
GUYS NEW TEAMS TOURNEY HERE
2761-8216-3376-41
>>332250819
Get rid of this you fag.
>>332250916
Nevermind, just kill me.
>>332250819
Put it in communities so i can join without typing the id
>>332250885
you son of a bitch
>>332250048
ranking doesn't matter outisde the TOP 8, if you have to scroll down to see your name you done goofed m8, gitgud or go play facebook games
>>332250881
>>332250905
>>332250989
>>332251014
I like Teams, but don't be such faggots.
someone just make a new thread
>>332250868
Thanks senpai
Okay THIS IS THE CURRENT TOURNEY
>>332250704
>>332250704
>>332250704
so which tourney is the good one?
>>332250974
>>332250974
>>332250974
GET IN HERE
>>332250502
I was top 5 with people like Ayres, Spooky, Oz, Dev, Martin etc. In fact, I got 2nd and Spooky beat me out on the last few minutes of the tourney
Of course I don't have proof, how could I show you proof of a past fucking tourney bro? The point is it's possible to place high just by playing from the onset and not by being particularly stand out.
I don't have any reason to make this up because it's kind of a stupid argument to be invested in anyway. If you really think I'm taking it seriously enough to go ahead and lie to you, whatever.
It isn't that difficult to just keep playing games and get first or second. Especially if you play like a little bitch
>>332250704
>>332250696
>>332250696
>>332250696
Current tourney ignore the other ones
>>332251302
AUTIST ITS:
>>332250704
>>332251346
>He doesn't take a screenshot of the results screen when he places 1st
>He doesn't show that screenshot to his parents and family
>>332251487
cringe
>>332251487
My mom has the camera ready at all times
Man, that game was kind of laggy. Felt like an extra ten frames of inpuy buffer
>>332251487
I'm not autistic..too much...
>>332251346
Just to clarify I mean first or second in individual matches, not overall ranking.
fail
>>332251487
>tfw ridley closet full of tourney ranking screenshots
>>332251487
my mommy gives me 10 whole good boy points if i place in top 5 :D so far ive earned over 50 good boy points just from these threads ^_^
Where is the fucking tourney reeeeee
Charizard ":^)" this is teams man.
Fucking A, Mewtwo, get off Youtube and stop lagging up the match.
Sorry for having to make you carry there, Dogstalker. Nice job winning it!
TEAMS TOURNEY
6396-8442-7105-39
FFA
ITEMS ON
>>332252026
STOP
T
O
P
>>332252026
I'LL BE IN IN A SEC
>>332252026
Nigger why
>>332252026
Ummmmm
Cloudfag i thought you were my partner, sorry if i am wrong. Signed Game n Watch
>>332252026
Finally, joining
>>332252026
Unfortunately, not many people will play it.
I wish /v/ weren't so tryhard and unable to change.
GGs I'm out.
>>332252234
Mewtwo here. I think I was your teammate.
>>332252234
You were, I was just being retarded.
>>332252307
There was an items tourney once upon a time
>>332252413
And stay out.
My bad Cloud
>>332252413
no one cares
>>332252413
Alright, finally time to start playing
>>332252645
its all good
>>332252307
Items aren't fun nigger
>>332250704
>ranking by wins
garbage tourney don't join
>>332252413
Yay the fag has left the building!
>>332252808
As if that shit actually matters. And don't even use the weak excuse that it somehow encourages people to camp.
>>332250704
Literally nobody is playing this what the fuck
>>332252808
People that care about rankings are insecure faggots.
>inb4 shitter
Keep kidding yourselves.
>Temple
>in a teams tourney
That's a first for me
Well im done for now. Gg all
I'm probably gonna main mewtwo now
Corrin is annoying and fucking retarded, Sakurai should be castrated for even adding this tranny to the fucking game
Good job pac. Game watch
>>332253517
Do you even know what a tranny is?
>>332253085
Lies. Currently have 25 in the tourney, which is more than enough
>>332253085
>25 people
you done?
>>332253517
Cool, playing Corrin now.
>>332253686
wow, you sure showed me
Player 7 i was your pal, g&w
>>332254184
It goes clockwise, starting from the top. Also I hope that lag isn't me.
>>332254184
No wonder you were attacking your own teammate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
Good teamwork, Martin.
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS CAN YOU STOP PLAYING FUCKING CORRIN?!?!
THAT FUCKING GENDER BENDER QUEER DEFENDER IS FUCKING ANNOYING!!!
I'm not sure how to feel about that win Pac Man
-Mario
>>332254763
Okay, playing Corrin now
>>332250704
3552-8013-0773-52
rage
In case someone is looking for the most current tourney and the last result they get is the fake one
Squid. I really hope you have a wired adapter. Somehow I doubt it.
>>332251147
Yeah that's my point
>>332254763
It's like you want me to play Corrin
>>332254184
Huh? What did I do now?
Good job player seven
>>332255101
Never be nice to Player 7.
what a laggy match
THATS FUCKING ENOUGH I AM OFFICIALLLY DONE WITH SMASH.
I JUST GOT WARLOCK PUNCHED, THEN KO'D BY MY OWN FUCKING RETARDED MENTALLY CHALLENGED TEAMMATE LITTLE MAC, THEN I GET CHOKE SLAMMED AND LOST ALL 3 STOCKS IN UNDER 30 SECONDS.
I AM DONE.
FUCK CORRINS THEY'RE ALL ANNOYING, FUCK GANONS THEY'RE ALL FAGS, AND FUCK LITTLE MACS THEY'RE ALL MENTALLY HANDICAPPED.
>>332255101
Huh? Did I do something wrong?
>>332255212
See you next week, anon
>>332255212
Maybe you should git gud.
>>332255212
Post the monkey suit one
I might have to accept that I'm the laggy one
gg jarret that was fun as fuck.
>>332255512
Just play a quick FG 1v1 to see if you lag
New thread when?
>>332255212
lmfao dude i was the little mac, you fuckin suck fag good riddance
Awesome job palu mormon. G&w
>Lag eats up c-stick input
Fuck this I'm done. See you next week.
Don't play with purchazor if you want a decent connection...
Play with purchazor if you want a decent connection.
purchazor
>>332256867
>>332257020
>>332257049
s-samefag?
