So, this is the power of Steam. Woah.
>From the creators of Gone Home
It's an RPG maker game, holy shit, they couldn't even be bothered to fucking model a tan colored cube with a ladder asset.
This is the height of laziness, just "GIVE ME A PAYCHECK", I bet they didn't even take the photo for the entire scene themselves, probably just got it from somewhere online.
>>332210357
can't find it
probably fake
>>332210880
Clearly you are a shitter who can't actually use a computer
http://store.steampowered.com/app/445730/
>>332210880
http://store.steampowered.com/app/445730/
>>332210880
http://store.steampowered.com/app/445730/
>>332210998
>>332211057
I could only find an other paint drying game
either way if you don't like it don't buy it
>One of the tags is "causal"
Well, at least they're honest.
>>332210357
>>332210998
>no multiplayer
blunder of the fucking century. Literally unplayable.
>credits on trailer
Bane?!?
>>332210357
>A thrilling story (wouldn't recommend for anyone 12 or under)
>Minimum: DirectX: Version 12
>>332210998
>>332211057
>>332211220
trolled softly
>>332210357
I bet a bunch of stupid goyim will buy this game anyway.
>>332210357
>watch paint dry
>dont use this
>bye
Best start menu I've seen in my life.
What's the EULA say?
>release date: april 1
>Mystery ARG
CHAPTER 3 CONFIRMED KOJIMA IS A GOD
>>332210357
>HAHA that's funny
>i'll buy this to all my friends
>it's so cheap so it doesn't matter
>over million pieces sold
>oh no
I can't wait to this shitty dev try to defend his garbage, as it gets ripped apart by the nasally screams of a gorillion salty nerds, it will be a complete fuckfest and a beauty to watch
>>332210357
Isn't Greenlight great?
April First is the worst day of the year.
>>332213748
Pretty sure it's a joke game anon and not meant to be taken seriously.Please tell me you're not being sarcastic.
>>332210357
>A visual novel without boobs
It won't sell.
>>332210357
>oh no
>i hate fun
look at the release date
>>332214067
Ofcourse I'm not being sarcastic and I get that it's a 'joke', that's pretty fucking obvious. It's still garbage and people will get mad, the dev will try to justify it with 'lol it's a joke bro lighten up' just like the nigger who made NotGTAV
it will be a grand shitfest
I felt compelled to flag this because its too disgusting too even be allowed on the store.
Literally the epitome of laziness and memery.
>>332210357
How many FPS?
>>332214412
This only works if it's some elaborate prank from someone at Valve just inputting this complete fucking garbage into the store database and then doing something stupid as a joke with it afterwards.
That is a scenario that definately didn't happen, it's some shitty 9gag or reddit retard who thinks he is the funniest person in the world by doing something below half assed and trying to push it through for some money.
>>332214867
256 fps @ 2048p. It's practically next gen gaming.
>>332210357
this is it, Steam is finished
>>332215187
Dropped. Devs can't keep getting away with this shit!!!
I'm willing to bet the dev's in these threads
if so you have pisspoor taste in humour, but bravo for getting this through anyway
it has a EULA
>>332215141
there's nowhere on the page to give him money
lighten the fuck up you pack of rabid niggers
>>332216045
Because the game isn't out yet you jackass, wait until it actually releases and a big ol' add to cart button shows up.
>>332216152
plenty of games that aren't out yet have 'give us the shekels' buttons nigger
>>332216446
Go into the upcoming list on steam and tell me that again
>oh no
>>332213296
>dude it's just a dollar, you can't afford a dollar?
>>332210357
Look at the release date numbnuts
>>332216742
guy says this i'll just say "ok, you buy it for me then"
>oh no
>mfw they get some e-celeb to do a LP of it
>mfw all the e-celeb's dick eyed fans buy it
>mfw sells 1,000,000 copies
>>332210998
>>332211057
>>332211220
>All these ironic "lol ebin best game evah now pls upvote me" reviews
I want to puke
>>332215817
i'm gonna buy it for that CIA card
>>332216986
Where does it even say oh no
>>332217575
You can buy the card on the market
>>332217575
I swear if there's a CIA emoticon I'm gonna buy it as soon as possible
Superior game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/427730/
>>332210357
>Sports Games
I can't wait until joke games begin to outsell actual games and AAA devs start shitting out garbage like this because it's more profitable.
>GOTY 2020 is some pewdiepie tier screaming meme game
>>332216954
It's one of the achievements.
>releasing games on steam greenlight is now the equivalent of youtube poop
>>332210357
wtf I hate Valve now
new meme for bad games
>>332218167
Hey, some poops are alright.
>>332218414
heh
saved
This is an early April 1st prank.
You can not buy this game.
>>332213140
"hi
if you're reading this, you're about to watch some intense paint drying stuff go down baby. you agree by watching the paint dry that im not liable if you like die or something sorry.
thanks have fun"
>>332218414
Don't give the shithead the satisfaction of having spent a 100 dollars to end up becoming smug over something he made becoming a meme, he would probably tell all his friends at school about it constantly.
>>332218806
Again
>>332215141
If it's an april fools joke, it's someone at valve doing it, otherwise it's a dumbass paying 100 dollars to get through greenlight to do this, and then needing to withdraw the game or change the store page dramatically afterwards with a brand new game.
That won't fucking happen.
>>332218414
Even better
>>332218434
this game is alright too
it's just a prank bro
>>332210357
Is there really a paint drying mechanic where the viscosity and slight shine of the surface slowly but surely changes? Do you apply the paint yourself? Can't you see a brush and a can? Is it just a static picture?
I bet it's shit and it's just a static picture. You just can't trust devs these days. They are lazy fucks who can barely code.
>>332210357
epic meme game
what if its an actual RPG and you don't find out until you've watched the paint dry entirely?
>4chan in charge of subtlety
Guys it's just the price of a cup of coffee.
Just skip your Starbucks coffee late maciato frappucino you get every day on your way to class and buy my game.
Guys if just 100 of you buy my gamer I can buy 100 coffees, will you not buy me a coffee?
Mail me a coffee and I will mail you a CD key for my game.
GIVE ME COFFEE YOU SHITLORDS
GOD
THIS IS WHY WE NEED BERNIE SANDERS
Please support me on Patreon.
>>332219339
>>332218414
>>332215817
im going to buy this game for the achieve and the cia card
>>332217412
we did it r_____
>>332219719
Deepest lore
Dev is a weeblord shitter who thinks he's super fucking funny for playing lots of sakura games
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ponyo
>>332220831
sent him a friend request
>>332220831
I just watched this guy fall for like 9 times, how long does it go on? how ECKSBAWKS YUEEG is that building?
>332220831
???
I want to kill myself
>>332221741
meant for>>332220831
>>332221741
Not only is he a shitty anime ironic meme fag, he also uses SAM.
Disgusting.
>>332210357
OH MAN PC EXCLUSIVE FUCK GUESS I'LL GO BACK TO PLAYING
BLOODBORNE
>>332222361
Console war threads condensed into one post
>sonyggers will never, EVER, play Watch paint dry
>>332222361
>>332222943
even this is better than bloodborne sony ponies
>>332210357
this shit shouldnt be allowed ffs
I don't really care whether this unfunny shit is on steam or not, there's plenty of other garbage already, but surely you could report it for fraud for selling Ainsley Harriott and CIA in the trading cards?
>>332225043
that's the only selling point tho
>>332225043
Bullshit, prove itSeriously though why the fuck doesn't steam have any way to view the trading cards for a game without owning it?
>>332210357
>No price
>Release Date: 1 Apr, 2016
Y'all stupid
>>332226384
You can go look at the dev's profile and see the badge, along with the anime girl scribble icon you can get for crafting the badge that he has spammed across his profile.
>>332226925
Most games don't list a price before release date unless you can pre-purchase it, and most games you can't pre-purchase.
Also don't see what it being april fool's has to do with a game on a digital store that clearly has no tie ins with any professional company, so clearly it's not a joke release outside of it being LOL LOOK AT THIS SUPER SHITTY GAME GUYS!
>>332217412
That's "Master Race" for you.
![003ef6b2cf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3XZ8p1o.jpg "003ef6b2cf[1].jpg")
>>332226925
Kill yourself retard.
frog fractions 2 confirmed
>>332230073
jesus christ
>>332230073
>>332230612
Guys, it's obviously a jokeI hope
so
this game has been
greenlit?
>>332231893
The "game" comes out friday.
