Which would you pick?
>>332195046
depends on the moveset
>>332195143
moveset: swing weapon, hit things
>>332195046
if its a MMO then 101dps weapon. If its a "skill based" game then the one with better moveset.
>>332195168
depends on armor penetration and weapon durability
I'd use that hammer even if it was half as effective as the sword. Style > all else
Left
>>332195046
Would grab sign even if it was weaker.
>>332195289
both the same
>>332195319
Good lord i have never cringed harder.
Eh, just pick the sign. You'll probably get better weapons in 5 minutes anyway.
>>332195046
Mace
then I bully nerds with my damage while using an anime avatar for extra salt
>>332195319
I wish I was that oblivious.
>>332195046
Hammer, because deeds count more than words
>>332195046
equip left and put the right one in my weapon appearance slot
>>332195319
>anarchist shirt
sasuga
>>332195046
In a singleplayer game, right.
In any kind of multiplayer game, left.
>>332195319
this is what happens when disgusting weebs go outside
Sorry, your joke does not operate on me, my class only uses swords, i get no bonuses on maces.
>>332195319
Off the charts cringe.
Nothing against waifus, but why bring that shit out in public?
>>332195046
Pick left, transmog to look like right
>>332195319
>James Madison
This happened near me holy shit, does anyone know more?
Left, because I know the butthurt would be all the better.
they're both hunter weapons
>Starting sword looks the best
>Most powerful sword looks like shit
It hurts
>>332195046
That's a sword design only a faglord would use.
>>332196037
tfw
>>332195319
why would you do this
any additional stats? If that 1 point is the only difference then I simply pick the cheaper one.
The left one because it's ironic
>>332195756
It's not an anarchist shirt, it's a Dean Ambrose shirt.
>>332200203
I didn't think it could be any worse but somehow it is.
>>332199920
>balls
MODS MODS MODS
>>332195046
>literal
good thing it says literal cocks otherwise i would have assumed he meant chickens or something
>>332199920
GET MUH CUM DUDE
CUM DUDE
DUDE CUM
>>332195046
Assuming they have the same properties aside from dps, I could live with right.
1 isn't that significant of a difference, bump it up to 150 or 200 then I'd pick the less aesthetically pleasing option.
>>332195319
>All anime girls are waifus
That's not how it works
>>332195046
Right
Caring about some numbers is literally the most autistic thing you could ever do
>>332201994
>hurr durr le waifus
Waifus are just characters you really like fapping to
>>332202287
>this is what normalfags actually believe
>>332199920
what a cute girl
>>332195046
I'd rather suck literal cocks than wield that piece of edge on the right.
>>332195319
>muh feminine penis
>>332202287
>fapping to your waifu
did you even think about how she felt?
>>332204875
But sex is a natural healthy thing in a relationship, anon
What got deleted?
>>332203652
>>332201093
>>332200554
>>332205243
>raping your waifu
that's spousal abuse bro
>Ever considering stats before aesthetics
Rule of cool, faggots. Even if it gimps you, you abide by it.
>>332206292
>a-at least I'll look fab while getting my shit pushed in XDDD
Literal faggot
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
It's not the dick that makes it gay, it's whether or not the Trap has balls, balls are the creators of testosterone and viable sperm. Sure the dick could shoot sperm, but as long as it didn't come from balls it's okay.
Next comes the dickshape. If it's a big meaty manly dick then it's pretty gay, since your masturbating to a dick that's obviously male. but if it's smooth, silky, thin, and feminine, then you know you're not gay because the dick is feminine and obviously belongs to a girl.
>>332206479
>Not being good enough to compensate
>>332195319
>Dean Ambrose hoodie
Wouldn't see a Roman fan doing that. Losers.
>>332206680
>Needing to compensate in the first place just so you can look prettier than all the other girls at the dance
>>332206715
>Wouldn't see a Roman fan
Fixed that for you, big dog. :^)
>>332206509
>Feminine dick
That's as retarded as "cold fire" or "pleasant torture"
>>332195319
God let this be fake, this and the other brony kid who did the same, I can't imagine how it's going to be when this memory haunts these two
As apposed to figurative cock?
>>332195319
why
>>332206901
>Not taking pleasure in upstaging everyone else in worse gear while looking better than them
Stay pleb
>>332206978
>he doesn't know what an oxymoron is
What are they teaching you kids at school? (except how not to leave the safety on)
>>332207154
This
I too like being pretty and wish i was a girl XDDD
Whats your steam?
>>332207194
What on earth drove you to the conclusion that I do not know what an oxymoron is after I listed two of them?
>>332207358
>Strawmanning an argument which implies someone who enjoys coherent and carefully selected gear sets wants to be a little girl
Again, stay pleb
>>332195046
Assuming that your point was would you chose a ugly weapon that is SIGHTLY better than a beautiful one, then no. I'll go for the swag if it's just for 1% less efficiency.
>>332207605
Who do you think they make dress-up games for?
Stay tumblr
>>332207808
An MMO with gear you can mix and match is not a dress-up game though :^)
>>332208090
So don't treat it like one and pick something with better stats
>>332208416
>abloo abloo, those people don't min max they should all burn abloo abloo
autist
>>332195319
Hahahaha woow
>>332208712
>Oh shit he got me
>Better throw a tantrum to save face even though I'm anonymous
Never gets old
>>332208416
I'd much rather whoop your ass with worse gear that looks coherent, while you wear your clownsuit.
>>332206046
But it's not rape, she's the one who wants it.
>>332195319
I blame the LGBT movement.
>>332195046
pick the 101 dps weapon
change its skin to have a regular low level sword
that way I can be the best and not look like an edgy teen
>>332195319
>white people
/pol/ btfo
>>332208860
>autist sperging out on people who pick style
>people point it out
>"lol u guys just lost, i'm the real winner here"
top kek
>>332208416
>Actually advocating looking like this
>>332209360
But everybody else will see you use faglord hammer.
left
>>332195046
the sword, then use mods to make it look like the sign
>>332195319
Every time I get really worried that I'm a gigantic piece of shit nerd I remember that fuckers like this exist.
I needed this today.
>>332209438
That's Blizzard's fault (though if it weren't the norm, I'd think it was hilarious to dress up like this and would do it just to style on people while looking like a fairy). If the visual design bugs you so much, don't play the game.
>>332195319
realest nigga in the club
>>332209693
You're still a gigantic piece of shit nerd. You're just somewhat self-aware of how shameful it is.
>>332208941
And when the people with better gear whoop your ass 9/10 times, it doesn't even count because they look dumb, right?
>>332195046
I'd take the left one if it has less DPS
>>332210049
Thanks for the humbling reminder.
Fuck man I gotta get out of here
>>332210493
>being so bad you get your ass whooped
I bet you look up guides online to get the best stuff as fast as possible too lmao
>>332195319
American education system
Which sounds like a better deal to you?
>>332195319
NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'd give those fuckers such a noogie.
>>332210493
If a game is so reliant on stats that it becomes next to impossible to defeat someone, regardless of your personal skill, then it's a poorly designed game and not worth playing in the first place.
>>332206292
>>332206479
>>332206680
>>332206901
>>332207154
>>332207358
>>332207605
>>332207808
>>332208090
>>332208416
>>332208712
>>332208941
>>332209438
Any games where mixed armor for an optimal build actually looks good?
>>332195046
Why not pick the one that has 1% more damage? If its a 5hr boss fight that 1hr can make a big difference.
CHOOSE YOUR KNIGHT /v/
Sword is more mobile and prettier. Hammers are more impactful and satisfying. I take both
>>332208941
And then you lose
>I WOULDN'T HAVE LOST IF I HAD BETTER STATS
The normal sword fgt, give me something more tantalizing like 50% higher chance to crit or make it 125 damage
then we'll talk
>>332209397
Not really.
These guys may be cringey fucks (assuming the presentation isn't fake or satirical), but at least they're not going out raping women and dealing drugs.
>>332210810
It depends on how much of a stat difference looking good actually costs you, though I agree in principle. Of course, I always thought WoW was for faggos anyway, so I can take either side of this argument and feel comfortable calling the other side out.
>>332210920
>1% damage saves you 1 hour on a 5 hour boss fight
american education everyone
>>332195319
And people have to listen to his mental illness?
The guys probably got the most solid virginity in the school though. Ill give him that.
>>332195813
>mabinogi has classes
>>332195319
Waifus are to be kept to yourself and online. Not in public.
Someone get these nerds up to date.
>>332211410
>flat damage reduction
>1% more raw damage actually translates into 20% net damage
>>332210902
Dunno about optimal, but in DaS 2 I wore these
>boots and gloves
http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Vengarl's+Boots
>Helm
http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Penal+Mask
>Armor
http://darksouls2.wiki.fextralife.com/Executioner+Armor
>>332211723
>he hides his waifu
Are you really that ashamed of her?
Sign:
>does more damage
>is funny
Sword:
>for cosplay roleplaying fags who ACTUALLY suck cock
>>332210902
I always thought Dark Souls' mixed sets looked decent. I know Fashion Souls is a thing, but it always felt like you could just slap on whatever and not feel embarrassed to show up at the inn (unless you went out of your way to do that).
>>332211829
>implying I need to shove her in other people's faces for approval
I swore when I was just a wee lad after seeing all the gay pride shit thrown in my face if I ever turned into something like that I'd keep it to myself and I intend to keep that promise. My autism is my own and no one else should have to suffer it.
>>332195046
hahaha i actually fucking own that sword, its hanging in my room right now
it was a birthday present
>>332195813
>mabinogi
>>332195046
I always pic style over stats. So I pick left.
>>332212046
Can you shank niggas with it?
>>332195319
american "EDUCATION"
>>332208416
>favaro
heh
>>332195319
>Dean Ambrose
>>332212181
maybe if you get a running start
ive thought about what i might do with it in the case of a home invasion
>>332195319
>>332212402
Maybe you could smack them with the hilt.
It'd probably hurt.
>>332211459
>mental illness
Only people who call others mentally ill can truly be classified as mentally ill.
>>332212167
>Bayo sans glasses
MODS!
>>332212167
>Bayo without glasses
No
>>332212556
i think no less than 10 pieces would break off the first time you tried to actually use it
>>332212601
You must be 18 to post on 4chan
>>332206509
>this entire post
I laughed so hard I broke my back
Thanks anon-kun
Captcha: select all sausages
>>332212167
>Bayo without glasses
Yes!
>>332195319
>>332212402
If the blade isn't sharpened, you're better off with a baseball bat.
>>332196343
that torchlight?
>>332212601
That's some Jaden Smith tier thinking right there.
>>332195319
>>332195046
As if killing people with a "I suck cock" sign wouldnt be funny.
Plus that sword looks stupid as fuck, like "teenage THAT kid - the sword".
>>332212601
>>332212601
>A mental illness is a condition that impacts a person's thinking, feeling or mood and may affect his or her ability to relate to others and function on a daily basis.
>Dissociative disorders (DD) are conditions that involve disruptions or breakdowns of memory, awareness, identity, or perception. People with dissociative disorders use dissociation, a defense mechanism, pathologically and involuntarily. Dissociative disorders are thought to primarily be caused by psychological trauma.
Anyone who played Ragnarok rembers this shit? Always thought it was intended as sort of social experiment. This "hat" was one of the best picks for PvP as it cut solid chunk of damage dealt by demihuman characters, so roughly 60-70% of people on server I was playing on were literal shitheads. I guess majority of players go for stats rather than look.
>>332213550
yea but black people are superstitious so if i tell him its cursed he might get scared and run away
>>332195319
That's fucking hilarious.
>>332195046
There are weapons that let people know you suck dick with more subtlety. I'd pick that kind.
>>332213907
Sounds like most of /v/
>>332195319
>[absurd nonsensical assertion that not even you have made a case for]
>Deal with it!
Why is this so common with autismos?
Choose your weapon.
>>332195046
depends on if I can still suck cock if I use the sword. I would hate to have to leave my bf
>Single player game
The sword.
>Multiplayer game
The mace
>Multiplayer game worth a shit
The mace made to look like the sword
>>332210902
In Vindictus you can mix&match colours of armour however you want for a price.
And if you can't find a good combo you can straight up fuse the stats of one piece of armor with the looks of another.
>>332214901
hey i fucking love that pizza cutter sword i'd pick it even if it had inferior stats
>>332208416
>he fell for the Duck Duck Go meme.
>>332195319
>so many people are replying to this as if its cringe
You faggots are dumb.
This is some cool shit this man is doing. Its next level education, and you have to understand: That's probably an anime club meeting or something similar. If you look at the guy on the left he's smiling, and most of the people there are all young adults. This is probably people having fun at the anime club, and this pic is taken out of context for you to laugh about because
>muh cringe
Even though this looks like a bunch of people having fun with a silly powerpoint like that. Calm your tits.
>>332214386
That's not an absurd assertion.
>>332216246
It's cringey even in that context, anon.
>>332216368
No its not.
It looks fun. Even the guy on the left is smiling.
>>332210961
how is red not the most broken one?
>>332216246
ofcourse its fucking cringe. Look at the powerpoint. Powerpoint slides are supposed to have short points and graphs and pictures, not a fucking wall of text.
>>332214901
>Not loving pizza cutter swords
I'm gonna serve up some justice with my Judges Blade knockoff.
>>332216627
Those are spaced out. Those are not a wall of text. And it doesn't matter because it was well designed. At my college's anime club, the person running the club always makes powerpoints with anime backgrounds at low resolution stretched out with bright neon text on the front. Its retarded.
Those guys in the picture know what they're doing, I assure you.
>>332195319
>>332216246
>James Madison University
https://beinvolved.jmu.edu/organization/jmuanimeclub
Its the anime club
>>332216831
No its not. You are supposed to tell a story, the powerpoint is there to give a point by point rundown of what you are discussion. If you put a wall of text there you might as well give everyone a printout and tell them to read it for themselves.
You can even see the problem in the pic. Rather than the guy looking into the audience and telling about traps he is looking at the board probably reading the text aloud.
>>332217296
Looks more like he's doing an "as you can see thing" where he's getting ready to point something out on the board to the audience.
>>332195046
Presumably
Dickletto is multiple hits for each of the cock-hammer's.
Which means the cockhammer is better against heavily armored, unevasive enemies
While the dickletto is better at enemies who have a fixed evasion rate.
That's assuming an RPG where weapons affect turn speed, rather than just the AGI stat.
In a ARPG/MonHunClone it would depend on move sets, resistances, and ability to actually hit the enemy. I love the SnS's moveset in MonHun, but past a certain point, you're only nipping at their heels, because that's all you can reach.
>>332210742
What's the tax rate?
>>332206509
>>/xivg/
>>332195046
Neither. Always fists.
>>332214901
christ no get that weaboo shit outta here
>>332195046
Left because swords that aren't fuckhuge are for massive fucking fags.
>>33221764015%and that's if you're single.
>>332195046
Reroll to a class that doesn't use such boring weapons.
>>332209438
other than being an orc, that's exactly how my undead looked in BC before i started getting drops out of kara.
>>332195046
First one, would demoralize anyone who got hit with it.
>>332202287
>he didn't find his waifu yet
don't worry anon, one day you will go DokiDoki and know that you found your waifu
>>332210902
Monster hunter, if you do it right
>>332195319
>>332221048
My Uragaan/Diablos GS set would be fucking perfect if I didn't need Black Diablos pants.
>>332222105
>that one part that fucks everything
i know the struggle, for some reason it seems that the GS users always have shitty AESTHETICS on mixed sets
>>332221048
>monster hunter
>optimized gear without color fucks
pick one, and only one
left obv
>>332195319
what the fuck
>>332195046
In RPGs, of any kind, I never replace a weapon unless it's broken and can't be repaired or the new piece of equipment is a minimum of 30% better than my current. I'm damn well not going to be swapping gear multiple times every location.
>>332210742
Sword, fuck taxes
>>332212167
Holy shit if bayo didn't have glasses maybe I'd actually play her games
>>332213912
>pvp
There's your problem
