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This is Bayonetta
>they look like monsters to you?
>>332185107
Hi, Bayonetta.
Hello, I like your glasses.
>>332185107
post short hair bayonetta faggot
She's very pretty...
dont click this
>>332185789
Absolutely disgusting. Don't ever post that again.
>>332185789
this is a bayonetta thread
fuck off
>>332185789
DELETE THIS
>>332185789
hot
>>332185107
I want Bayonetta to step on me.
>>332185789
Fucking delete this shit.
>>332185107
Bayonetta has the most beautiful face of all vidya
dont't even try to prove me wrong, you can't
>>332185789
whelp I'm out
since she has short hair now, i guess her suit and abilities are all made of pubes
>>332185107
She looks really cute here. I guess it's just the facial expression. I don't really find her attractive otherwise
>>332187627
thats hot
>>332187627
her hair still goes down the nape of her neck
>>332188017
>You will never get rimmed by Jeanne while having a staring contest with Bayo. EVER.
is bayonetta a lesbian with Jean or are they just close friends? I never got a romance vibe from them but she's hyper sexual and can go both ways I suppose since she loves to flirt with luka
Has a female game character ever gathered such delicious, copious tears?
>tears still pouring from Bayo 2 on WiiU
>now tears flowing like a waterfall from Smash babies
>>332185107
Whore, slut, filth
These are the words one must use to describe such a vile being
>>332188351
tfw got bodied by 2 different Bayos in tournament yesterday.
I thought people were just bad at the game.
>>332188351
>tfw girlfriend legimately tried to break up with me because she thought bayonetta was getting more action from me than I gave my gfI still don't regret dumping her to fap to bayo
>>332189108
>feeling like she was losing to a video game character.
It was probably for the best.
>>332188351
aeris dying
>>332188271
Bi I guess. But still a virgin.
>>332189108
how fucking insecure can a person get shit
>>332188271
Go back to your sugar mommy, Korra.
>>332190105
u w0t m8?
>>332190069
From what I can tell, people who grow up in a household from early childhood with a single mother tend to need a lot of attention, sometimes even as bad as being the only way someone can get off.
>>332189286
>>332190069
Feminists do actually seem to feel that their sex lives are threatened by fictional characters.
>>332190397
you cucked 2 people.
now you want to cuck 1 person 2 time.
FAST SMASH FACT:
No "Smasher" has ever been proud to main Bayonetta.
>>332188271
Well, they live together.
Also Kamiya posted a "best couples" poll on twitter a while back, using characters from his games(DMC, Okami, Bayo, etc.) and Bayonetta's partner was Jeanne.
The messed up thing was that Dante was partnered with Trish. Why would you pair him with a girl that looks like his mom? I mean, yeah, I get that DMC1 was the one he worked on, but still.
>>332190938
good to know I consider them a cute couple and i ship them
>>332190445
Holy...
>>332189695
I really want a four-some with all of themit's not gay if its link
>>332189695
>Link with glasses
What's happening to me? I don't recognize this feeling in my loins.
>>332185148
kek
>>332185789
I... didn't expect that
>>332190403
It's just bad parenting.
I've met people from single parents, either mom or dad, and grew up fine.
>>332190908
No "Smasher" is really proud of being a Smasher.
>>332185789
What's wrong with it?
>>332185107
Hello Bayonetta, how are you doing today.
>>332193856
>Not knowing Bayonetta has to have her glasses on at all times
>>332185501
>>332185789
I have the most confusing boner
>>332194463
>>332194637
She looks better though, to be honest.
Call em a pleb with no taste, but dang, she just looks better without em.
>>332194703
pleb with no taste
>>332194703i agree
dont tell kamiya
>>332186490
i like marie rose better
>>332194703
>>332195387
Blocked
>>332195709
bayo 2 cute
>bayonetta
One of those times where they tried to make a character sexy but it just didn't work.
>>332196029
For you.
>>332185107
*RECORD SCRATCH*
>"You're probably wondering how I ended up here. It's a long story."
I WANT TO MARY BAYONETTA
>>332185789
spoilered for lewd
>>332196649
2lewd
I hope I don't get blocked.
>>332185148
I understood that reference
>>332197149
>>332196649
DELETE THESE!
>>332196029
That would be Quiet, Bayonetta is hot.
>>332185789
>no underwear
Absolutely disgusting.
>>332185789
how uncouth
Get rid of those glasses.
>>332188351
Now Dante is gathering copious tears from their Death Battle.
>>332197149
that's a pretty bad edit
>>332196029
say no more, senpai. i got u
How would Bayo react if you wanted to lick her feet?
Bayonetta has to be one most blatantly 100% pure fun games I've ever played
Even the outro has a fucking dance sequence
>>332186490
>Read the subtitles in that video
>He grabbed on to her leg and didn't hump it
Idiot.
A) Bayonetta is your girlfriend
B) Bayonetta is your mother
C) Bayonetta is both your girlfriend and your mother
D) You become one of Bayonetta's shoes
Which one, /v/? I'd go for C.
>>332200253
>those dolls
>>332200271
A not close
Get your shitty low-tier fetishes out of here
>>332188271
i think she's bi. she is most likely with Jeanne at the moment though. Bayo 2 really rammed it up to another level. they also cut most of the flirting she does with Luka in it so yeah.
>>332189634
where did you get that idea from?
>>332190938
which couple from Okami did he post?Ammy/Sakuya fag here. though i don't expect that to be what he posted ;_;
>>332201128
>bayo in regular clothes
hnnnggg
>>332185789
>No glasses
NOT OKAY
>Bajsofetta
>>332200271
bayo mom for life
shes probably a terrible mom though
>>332201694
>>332201703
ok looks like you just proved me wrong
bayo mom please
>>332185107
This is Dante.
He whooped her ass.
>>332201703
>going into a bath with towels
>>332185789
I have the most confused boner right now
>>332201703
I wish Bayonetta was my mom.
>get ready for your cavity search anon!
>>332185789
i dont get it
Thinking of how much Bayo would dwarf me in height really turns me on.
>>332190938
>Why would you pair him with a girl that looks like his mom?
Because the only DMC with him at helm had Dante falling in love with Trish? Laso it's actually pretty common for people to fall in love with men/women that resembles the parent of the opposite sex really.it's probably true for you too anon you jsut never noticed
>>332202643
Bayonetta isn't tall though, it's just her proportions that make her look tall.
>>332201128
>Bayo actually responsible and serious as hell when not fighting/with Enzo.
BUT THAT'S CHARACTERIZATION. We don't need that shit.
>>332202732
I'm only 5'6
>>332202886
i'm sorry
>want to learn how to talk to a lady
>dont know who to approach
any hints?
>>332201703
Was this even any good? I completely forgot it was a thing
>>332202982
Doesn't bother me.
>>332202732
Bayo is a fucking colossus.
>>332200015
>Bayonetta looking submissive
>ever
Whoever did this doesn't know shit about the character
>>332203063
Hint: Don't ask /v/, you fucking moron.
>>332203307
what an ugly clusterfuck of an image
>>332203386
>finally find bayonetta porn
>she's submissive in it
>>332191170
>ship
Go back to tumblr
>>332203307
Is siegfried really 1,68m tall? What a manlet
>>332201306
It´s the best
>>332185107
3/10
Booty was nerfed
still really hot
>>332203386
>>332203498
https://twitter.com/PG_kamiya/status/423125578804236288
>>332203386
>tfw Kamiya found out people were doing generic "submissive Japanese woman" porn of Bayo
>told them they're all fucking wrong
>porn of her suddenly changes and she becomes dominant
Based Kamiya.
>>332201703
why no bayo loli porn ever?
>>332203585
Well yeah, he's one of the shortest guys in the series.
>>332203662
damn this nigga tweets a lot
>>332203307
>tfw 6'7 and absurdly long legs
>tfw Bayonetta characters don't actually look that weird to me
It is a strange feel.
>>332203854
Disgusting.
>>332203854
just stop anon
>>332203854
Because people who are into Bayo like glamorous, full-grown women. No pedos in Bayonetta allowed.
>>332203854
After you kill yourself
>>332203969
>>332204019
What the fuck guys, did i miss a memo here or something?
>>332194703
I disagree.
Her face is too large, the glasses strike a good balance.
>>332204295
Yeah, the memo said you're a faggot and need to fuck off.
>>332203854
>sorry anon you're arrested. Come with us.
>>332204295
Yeah, the memo is that Bayonetta is one of the most physically dominant women in video games, and making her into a loli completely defeats the fucking purpose.
>>332203307
why did they make her head so small
Bayo is such a great character. The girl that does her voice is like 75% of that.
>>332204721
>dat fucking face
>>332185107
Okay?
>>332204910
>tfw listened to the commentary for Bloody Fate just to Jack off while listening to Helena Taylor's voice.
She's quite an angel, actually.
>>332185789
WHO IS SHE??
>>332203386
This is an actual official render. Some company requested Bayonetta in a pose for a daki from Platinum and they did it but the company ended up cancelling the order or something like that. It's in The Eyes of Bayonetta artbook.
>>332198128
Why was this allowed?
>>332205508
Found it.
The order for the body pillow cover came with "concept sketches" of what the client was looking for. I took one look at their sketches and immediately tossed them aside, saying, "That's not how a body pillow is supposed to be done!" I set about making sure that we'd produce a "proper" body pillow, and I think Takeuchi did a great job with Bayo's posing and facial expressions. Unfortunately the client later informed us that the body pillow project had been ditched, which meant that these wonderful designs would never get to fulfill their body pillow destiny. I wonder if there isn't some nice company out there that would want to manufacture a Bayonetta body pillow...? (Kamiya)
>>332198128
I refuse to believe they were trying to make her sexy.
>>332198128
>make a goblin
>call it an elf
>>332206217
They weren't. They were trying to pander to all the fuckugly SJWs that they cowtow to on a daily basis.
>>332204295
lol what a fag you are
They would probably recognize that they're basically equals and show deference/respect towards each other. Either that or they would be rivals in power and bust size.
>>332203854
You're not looking hard enough
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4718550
>>332201703
> Bathing with Bayo mom
OH GOD PLEASE GO EASY
>>332201964
>not using towels to cover your genitals at all times
Do you even anime?
>>332202034And a whip.
>>332185107
You are now aware that one of the Bayo2 boss has implied r8p on you're waifu.
>>332206948
>r8p
>reightp
>>332203307
her head is so fucking tiny i just cant unsee this.
>>332206948
>he doesn't enjoy a smoke after a hard work
>in this example beating up bayo in a blink of an eye
No
>>332189108
You made the right call.
>>332207303
>beating up
Sure he did
>>332203063
Ask your dad. I'm sure he can give you some advice.
>>332207372
I like this.
>>332207390
You thinking what i'm thinking?
>>332207372
I don't get it
I want Bayonetta to beat me up and spit on me
>>332185789
Hope Kamiya blocks you and your entire family generations to come faggot
Bayonetta is one of the ugliest characters in vidja.
>>332207797
>Ike and WFT
I smiled.
>>332208260
Okay what is the deal with this stupid cat bra?
I have seen it on nearly every female vidya character by now.
>>332206948
>getting hit
Jokes on you, I never got hit during that boss fight
>>332208629
twatter meem where artists draw their waifus in that cat thing
>>332208629
Just a seasonal fad like the keyhole sweater.
>>332208629
It's that new shitty trend, similar to that open-chest sweater and Hestia ribbon shit.
>>332209531
What the fuck are you doing to my dick
Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your attachments. They burn them all away. But they're not punishing you, he said. They're freeing your soul. So the way he sees it, if you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.
>>332185789
fuck you.
>>332203854
Cerezita is for hugs and protecting from angels! You sick fuck
>>332197184
Upvoted
Hey Faggots,
My name is Jeanne, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day failing to git gud. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever Gotten Pure Platinum? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than getting a Stone Award.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I'm Kamiya's dream woman and I only use Witch Time on frame-perfect dodges. What do you do, other than “jack off to naked Rodin”? My students also get straight As, and I have a banging hot friend (we just Tag Climaxed; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my huckleberry friend
>>332197818
Oh, what a day
>>332199160
I take it you've played god hand as well?
>>332185357
If you need to learn how to talk to a lady
Ask your mum
I want to hug the bayonetta!
>>332213227
I forgot she's a high school teacher.
>>332194703
You disgust me
>>332198128
She looks like she has to take a big nasty shit
>>332185789
disgusting
die piece of shit thanks
So what hairstyle for thetheoreticalBayonetta 3?
And which colour (1=red, 2=blue)?
>>332217519
Green and bottom center.
>>332201512
aww yeeee
>>332188045
>no mole version
nigga what the fuck is wrong with you
>>332217519
Purple or maybegreen
>>332217519
Gonna have to say bottom center, I always liked her better in red too.
>tfw no rosa porn
>at all
>>332217750
delete this
>>332217750
She looks (almost) exactly like her daughter to the point her own daughter mistook her future self for Rosa.
>>332217519
Most importantly, which moon-related song will be remixed?
>>332217519
this hair
>>332217969
Since it's been Sinatra up to now, I'm betting on Blue moon
>>332214831
>tfw my mum died a few months ago
>>332200253
Bayonetta makes my dick act weird
>>332218136
what a shame.
>>332201128
Bayo is cute! CUTE!
I want a slice of life anime about bayo and jeanne
>>332217519
>Jeanne would probably lose her absolutely gorgeous long hair look in a 3rd game
Her 2 appearance was literal perfection, it can only be a downgrade
>>332218478
I liked short hair Jeanne more.
Am I the only one who thought 2 wasn't as great as 1? I liked it (especially dem Lumen Sage fights), but I just feel like the first game was a more memorable experience.
>>332217519
Don't know about the hair but the colour has to be yellow
>third primary colour
>is the colour of the angels
>>332205254
>that cute face
I have the weirdestladybonerright now
>>332220016
V I G R I D
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>>332219170
2 didnt have Bayo being the sassy bitch that everyone came to know and love. I mean, she was distracted by the Jeanne stuff so its understandable, but she wasnt as fun as a person. Also, as much as I hated the instant death QTEs, they were good little action sequences in between Verses and they were kind of memorable even if it was for bad reasons. I'm not saying punish them with an instant death, but if you fucked up then lose some health or something.
Also, playing 1 again after a while I've noticed the much heavier focus on Dodge Offset versus building your magic gauge and pressing L. The gameplay for 1,though rough, is better than 2 because it has higher reward for higher skill.
>>332220016
VIENNA
I
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N
N
A
>>332188271
I think they're just close friends. Jeanne is a virgin and Bayo isn't, so they're not fucking anyway.
>>332203307
>it's just her proportions
>uses her proportions to try and make a point
>>332203307
If she's a colossus, then Luka is a damn Titan since he's pretty much a head taller than her while she's in big ass heels.
>>332217519
Maybe a ponytail this time.
>>332200271
I'd wanna fuck her too bad for B to be viable
D would be very painful
either A or C would be fine
>>332221219
nah bayo is a confirmed virgin m8
>>332213227
>banging hot girlfriend
FTFY
>>332220016
vaginia
>>332194703
>>332195387
Even if she looks better though, that's not the point. They're a vital part of her. They're "Bayonetta".
>>332201964
It's on her head dingus. That way you don't dent the hair by tying it back, and it's instead softly wrapped in a towel to prevent it from getting wet.
>>332220016
this is you
>>332197818
Look at it this way: COULDA BEEN WORSE
>>332217750
There's some . . .
DARKNESS
IS THE ABSENCE
OF LIGHT
>>332203307
>>332204686
Because she was designed by a fashion designer initially. Fashion designers use figures with elongated, 'goddess' proportions to convey their designs in concept art.
>>332203710
Ah, some good news then.
>>332221219
That was during Bayo 1, Bayonetta has definitely popped Jeanne's seal since then.
>>332203223
it should
>>332203307
Wow! She's as tall as 11 Bayonetta heads!
>>332218356
>I want a slice of life anime about bayo and jeanne
-Bayo is constantly teasing, distracting, and annoying Jeanne
-Bayo showing up at Jeanne's High School dressed as a nun and giving students inappropriate advice.
-Jeanne being a lazy slob at home and Bayo cleaning, cooking, and waking her up so Jeanne gets to her job on time.
>>332185297
We don't like boys anon.
>>332188271
Why would you think that?
>>332191306(LiberalNigger)
Its true faggot.
>>332190069
>watching Seven Psycopaths with roommate and his gf
>prostitute scene comes on
>it's as harmless as a topless chick in her underwear onscreen for a few seconds
>roommates gf gives him a glare and shakes her head
>he goes "what?" And she sighs like he doesn't understand
Hes told me she's crazy jealous but that's somewhere in between infantile and irrational.
>>332230802
did he even do anything that would upset her? Did the woman come on-screen and she instantly got mad at him? If so that's pretty hilarious.
>>332230802
>he goes "what?" And she sighs like he doesn't understand
That would've really annoyed me if I saw something like that in person. I wouldn't say anything, but god that sounds irritating.
>>332230956
>>332229063
That's how artists measure height. The average human height is between 6-7 heads. Bayo is almost twice that.
>>332194703
reported
>>332198128
I still don't get this, elves are supposed to be fucking beautiful
>>332231834
But then men might find a female game character sexy, and we can't have that.
>>332201703
Some lucky man got to fill her womb with his seed.
>>332232613
Sure thing, buddy. That totally happened.
>>332232613
>he hasn't actually played the game
>>332232704
>>332232767
Perma backlogged I'm afraid... sorry anons
>>332232613
Dis nigga.
Been playing Bayo 2 over Easter weekend and I'm amazed that have they managed to make a game that is the equal of the first. Just fought my first Lumen Sage battle and that shit is INTENSE
Is Bayo the fest female protag in gaming?yes
also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaVjR-Br0U8
>>332219170
2 and 1 have a lot of good things going for them.
1 has overall slightly better combat, but lacks the variety in weapons 2 has.
They both have really good boss-fights in their own regard.
2 is way more forgiving than 1 though on the earlier difficulties, but it doesn't have those cheap "blink and you die" QTE segments.
>>332203854
Because the internet became pussified in like 2011 and loli is a nigh extinct thing outside of a few places and the few people remaining who like loli are either Japanese or scattered in the winds
>>332233191
>Bayo
>Best female protag
Samus Aran has her beat hands-down.
>>332187627
The biggest tufts of hair on her short hair outfit are coming from her armpits.
>>332233704
>Samus
>Character
>>332233191
She's definitely one of the best. The only ones that I think are as good as her are Samus (Other M notwithstanding) andEllie from TLoU
>>332234010
Anon, do you actually know what you're talking about or are you just trying to stir up shit?
>>332194637
God Kamiya makes some decent expressions.
>>332233704
why do you think that?
>>332234005Hot
>>332234483
Because she does more than just acts like a walking fetish (barring Other M, of course) with over-the-top, needlessly sexy posing. I mean, I like jackin' it to hot women in tight clothing as much as any guy, but as far as video game characters go, Samus wins.
How do you feel about Bayonetta 2 being locked in a dead console for manchildren?
>>332185148
If talking about Smash fans, yes
>>332235139
How do you feel about being a salty fucking baby who doesn't realize that if not for Nintendo, Bayonetta 2 would've never happened?
>you will never move into Bayo and Jeannes apartment with them
>>332235419
I'm sure you will one day, little Cereza.
>>332235419
That would suck. You'd constantly get attacked by invisible monsters that blow up, smash, cut or otherwise obliterate everything in their vicinity.
>>332227743
Why does she have such an old lady face
>>332235591
It'd be worth it just to find out they have one bed for you to share with them.
>>332209531
>>332209683
Femdom was never really my thing but goddamn that shit sounds hot.
This is Dante.
>>332235417
umm back the fuck off?
>>332235417
It would have been better that way.
Only thing I couldn't stand about Bayonetta was its music.
>>332236151
Fuck you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA
>>332235889
Something tells me you don't know that for sure.
>>332236294
Sorry, no amount of remixing will make Sinatra songs good.
>>332236405
Whats wrong with Frankie's songs?
>>332235629
I guessing because she's a middle-aged lady with and adult daughter?
>>332236476
They're generally pretty shit and the only reason he is thought of as some classic god of music is because his stardom was almost entirely manufactured by the American Mafia
>>332236405
Sinatra only did a cover of the song.
>>332232867
Let me guess, you think she has a daughter.
How similar is this game to Metal Gear Rising and the original Devil May Cry? Those are the only games of this genre that I've played
>>332236238
Not even kidding, what is the difference between that and making it an exclusive for a console only nostalgiafags care about?
It would have sold much more have it been a multiplat considering the first one was on both microsoft and sony consoles, Kamiya should have persisted with them instead of going full retard and release a sequel on a console almost none of his existing fans have.
>>332236586
but she doesn't have those chimp cheekbones or the auntie elga lips in game.
>>332237048
It would have sold NOTHING becasue it wouldn't have been made without Nintendo.
>>332236936
Well, they were all made by the same guy, so that should tell you something.
>>332237180
>Kamiya should have persisted with them instead of going full retard and going Nintendo
Learn to read faggot, he did not care about his fans, he just wanted to make the game.
>>332237048
>Almost none of his fans
>Viewtiful Joe, Resident Evil remake, Okami remake, Wonderful 101
You really are ten pounds of retard in a 5 pound bag, aren't you?
>>332237490
Why persist working with companies that don't care about you to make games for systems where your "fans" would just ignore you again.
>>332237453
I wasn't aware, looks like I'll be in for some fun.
>>332237490
Wow, you're a stupid dipshit.
Kamiya didn't even make 2, he only wrote the scenario and he doesn't make the business decisions at Platinum.
>>332237636
>Viewtiful Joe
PS2
>Resident Evil
PS3
>Okami
PS2 and PS3
Pretty much, he betrayed a huge portion of his fans.
>>332213227
>(we just Tag Climaxed; Shit was SO cash)
Fucking perfect.
>>332237920
>PS2
Port
>PS3
Port
>PS3
Port
Sony and Microsoft betrayed him, you fuckstick. He tried to make the game on there and they refused. Again, if not for Nintendo, Bayo 2 would not exist. You are arguing about absolutely nothing versus something. Not just something, a fucking well-made game. Nintendo outright gave them free reign with the game. They told Platinum to do whatever they wanted and even insisted they up the sexiness factor. You're just an assmad "sour grapes" baby who's pissy that the companies he fanboys over were retards who didn't know a good thing when they saw it. I bet you also had a fucking tantrum when Monster Hunter moved to Nintendo, didn't you?
>>332237636
Kamiya didn't make RE1 nor REmake, he made RE2
>Enter thread
>More delicious tears
Will it ever stop flowing?
>>332238567
He did work on Zero, though, which was also on GC.
>>332237754
>your fans would ignore again
Wow, tell me about the millions of units sold in the Wii U, going exclusive is always shitty for sales, and it is even more stupid when the prequel was on totally different systems.
>>332237871
They are all stupid fucks who do not care about their fans then.
>>332238867
Tell be about how Bayo 1 was such a massive success.
>>332196649
Literally cara delevigne. Kek
>>332239002
Bayo 1: 1.35m sold
Bayo 2: 0.98m sold
>>332213227
>not starting with hey, you motherfuckers
one job
>>332238401
I couldn't care less about monster hunter, I just think Nintendo should die already and become a third party developer for Sony. Well, it might even end up happening, I heard they had a huge cut of expected profit recently, from 55 billion yen to 33 or something.
>>332239201
Obviously that wasn't enough to convince Sony, Microsoft, or Sega that it was worth a damn especially since the game needed a price cut from $60 to $20 in under 2 weeks to sell
>preferring the game not exist than exist on a platform you do not own
ladies and gentlemen I present to you : rock bottom
>>332238401
I threw a tantrum when Monster Hunter turned into a handheld-exclusive game.
>>332239201
>1.35mil sold
>across 2 consoles
>and only when the game hit the bargain bin
>0.98 mil sold
>on one console
>at full price
Oh man
>>332239275
>this is what Sonyggers actually believe
Holy shit, you basically just admitted to being a fanboy who's salty his favorite system didn't get the game they didn't want and passed on.
>>332220247
underrated post
>>332239275
that's never going to happen
>>332201214
Probably amaterasu/that blondie fag
>>332239382
aye, this is a valid complaint. Granted it's not a nintendo issue - sony or no sony it would still be relegated to handhelds albeit a more powerful one.
>>332239382
It's not, though. It's still on PC with Frontier and Online(lol). They're just selling the game on the current powerhouse system. It's a marketing strategy and it's working like crazy. MH has actually become a major player in the West now that it's on 3DS.
>>332185789
Oh boy, I sure hope she doesn't sit on my face...
>>332200271
>people wouldn't choose C
Plebs. The lot of you.
>>332239526
Platinum should have tried harder, Sony has the leading gaming platform as of now and that is a huge thing.Platinum should beg to have their game on the PS4
Bayonetta's design in 2 made me appreciate short hair on women.
>>332236405
good thing fly me to the moon wasn't made by him then
>>332239957
Why would they beg Sony when Sony has done nothing for them? Hell their biggest fear is probably Sony forcing them to change.
>>332239957
>implying install-base matters that much
I bet you think Viewtiful Joe and Okami sold well on the PS2.
>>332228431
post more Bayo x Jeanne
>>332228406
>Because she was designed by a fashion designer initially.
Thank god someone else gets it, the first time I saw Bayo I knew it had been designed by a woman with a very fashion-oriented art direction
>>332239980
Bayonetta's redesign is 2 is probably my favorite redesign in video game history. I almost don't want them to make Bayo 3 in fear of them changing her hair, it's so fucking perfect.
>>332240093
Maybe for the possibility of 10-20 million people buying their game.
The best song in the series is ________.
>>332231745
what does mean?
>>332240338
hahaha
>>332240338
>10-20 million
You mean like 2 million if they're lucky and multiplatform, PS4 games don't sell well the hardware does.
>>332240418
Fly me to the moon or whatever the remix is called.
>>332239957
>should have begged
>they could A. embarrass themselves by crawling on their hands and knees for a company that didn't want their game and probably would've forced them to make all kinds of changes
>or B. go with the company that agreed right away, gave them free reign and have a bunch of other successful games with them under their belt already
Well when you put it that way, you make a valid point!
Dumbass.
>>332240469
>>332240486
Bayo 2 would be extremelly refreshing for the PS4, most weeabos that played the first one on the PS3 would probably get it at full price, probably even more people since Bayo 1 was awesome.
>>332200271
I don't want to fuck Bayonetta.
I want to BE Bayonetta.
>>332240707
I doubt it, Bloodborne barely sold on the PS4 and that was the only release of 2015
>>332240418
Hard to choose, probably a toss up between "Moon River" and "One Of A Kind".
>>332240605
>and fuck all their current fans in the ass for it
Just adding this to B.
I'll never understand how people can only own one console and then bitch about exclusives.
Or ignore one console and then bitch about its exclusive that wouldn't exist otherwise.
>>332240707
no one got it on the ps3
>>332240810
we doin this now
>>332240418
Let's Dance, Boys! 2nd Climax Ver.
https://youtu.be/n7s7R13afCE
>>332240920
>noill released a Bayo pit picture today
>>332240338
>10-20 million
>first one sold just over 1 million worldwide in it's whole lifetime
Holy shit, how fucking delusional are you?
>>332193072
But have you been in a relationship with them?
Or have you seem them in long term relationships?
>>332240437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vITPCO9GKQ
>3:10
Faggots. Youre basically jerking it to Hideo Kojima.
>>332240893
1. If fans only have one console, they're fucking themselves in the ass and limiting their possibilities.
2. No, Sony and Microsoft fucked them in the ass. Nintendo gave them a chance. Nintendo is the reason Bayo 2 happened at all. Do you understand that concept? It would never get made on PS4 or XBone. Period. It wouldn't happen at all. No matter how hard your autism tells you it's possible, it's not. Bayo 2 without Nintendo is non-existent. A unicorn. Bigfoot. Your chances of ever getting laid without money or sexual assault charges. The tooth fairy. Zero. N/A.
You whining about it just shows how immature and stupid you are. There is no "try harder", there is no "begging". They did not want it and weren't willing to negotiate on that. If you cannot understand that by now, you are painfully and pathetically retarded and I weep for your family, who have to deal with having a murky shit like you floating in their genepool.
>>332227972
SO LONG AS THERE'S LIGHT
THE SHADOW REMAINS CAST
>MMM, NAAAUGHTY
>>332242021
>bayonetta will never brainwash you
jfmsu
>>332241993
>>332242071
How do you know she hasn't already?
>>332194703
sure thing, pleb with no taste
>>332236983
Bayo 1 > Bayo 2
Jeanne 2 > Jeanne 1It's the hair.
>>332207797
>Zelda with a bloody nose
>because she fought bayo earlier as shiek and got bopped on the nose during the fight
nice
For the sequelhahahaI hope you get to play as a Lumen Sage. instead of Witch Time and Umbran Climax you'd have Light Speed and Lumen Pinnacle.
And he should wear that fly-ass outfit on the left.
>>332239275
Guy, Nintendo has enough in the bank to keep doing what they do for a long time. They could even keep running on a 0 profit 0 deficit fiscal year for decades, and right now they're still making a rather large profit.
All you anti-nintendo people are so eager to appear "grown-up" and "mature" that you hate on something when there's no reason to hate it. Nintendo makes games aimed at - gasp - younger audiences, such as children and teens, so it's no wonder they don't appeal as much to older people.
>>332242804
I know this might sound blasphemous but I wouldn't mind bayo wearing a more conservative, yet form-fitting garb that would be a combination of hair and lumen cloth considering that she's a half-breed. Could be interesting.
I'm still pissed that there's no joy costume in 1.
>>332243035
Is Rodin the baddest motherfucker in video games?
>>332242804
Playing with him in TC is seriously rad. Shame they didnt implement playing him into the main game in some form.
>>332185107
Pushinguproses cosplay coming soon
>>332243081
Maybe something similar to what Aesir wears.
>>332243556
>>332243556
bayo looks like a dude
Which Jeanne is Best Jeanne?
>>332243194
Literally who.
>>332235139
perfectly fine because I own the dead console for manchildren
I own other wii u games but if it werent for bayonetta and the wonderful 101 units sold I wouldnt have bought a wii u
Inferno...
>>332244154
...or Paradiso?
>>332243720
I like her fem biker dyke look from 2 the best, with her fancy outfit the end of 2 second.
>>332244154
>>332244254
Inferno has a surprisingly cute spider that I want to pet, so I'll take that one.
>Bayo was ugly as shit in Bayo 1
>Jeanne was a goddess
>Bayo is now beautiful in Bayo 2
>Jeanne is now an ugly whore
Maybe I just have a thing for short hair
>>332243720
Art deco pimp in center column, top row I really like
>>332244432
Phantasmaraneae is cute, but Baal is the Queen of qts.
>>332203063
>>332214831
>mom and dad were rural farmers that met each other travelling Asia by splitting the bill on a taxi ride and just kept communicating through mail until my dad asked to marry her
>mom gave up the life of being a millionaire property-owner's wife for my poor as shit dad
>ask them how to talk to girls
>dad shrugs and says that women are a mystery
>mom shrugs and says "dont be an asshole, I guess"
>they ask me every year why I'm a kissless virgin
its too bad that I'm too autistic to get a girlfriend or maintain a romantic relationship, they're always asking about grandchildren and it always visibly hurts them when I say that I won't have any kids
>>332244470
>have an absolute blast playing Bayo 2
>replay it on all difficulties
>start playing Bayo 1
>OH GOD ITS SO SLOW
>HOLY SHIT ITS SLOW
I cant, man, I just cant
>>332244470
you are biased against long hair
jeanne is pleanty hot in bayo 2 and bayo in bayo 1 took some time to get used to but she was hot
>>332217969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFxGBB4UGU
>>332244652
I like how in the first game when you summon him in the middle of an ocean, he just sits there while you drive the big fish-boss at him like "yeah, you do that, I don't really care either way what goes on".
>>332244697
>busty Jeanne
dropped
>>332244470
I want to make a fuck with Mavis.
>>332190445
Wait, seriously?
>>332245117
>It's the pre Wii-U version.
>>332245117
if that's busty, then you must enjoy concave slenderwomen
>>332200271
E) YOU ARE BAYONETTA
>Bayonetta had to save Jeanne from becoming a sex slave for Alraune in Bayo 2
>no "rough demon sex followed by tender lovemaking and sexual healing with Bayonetta" doujins
>>332245267
>Platinum games called out digital foundry as frauds because they said the Wii U version of Bayo 1 was pretty much the same plus some costumes
>they actually went back just to shrink Jeannes tits
>>332244901
The demon summons are probably my favorite bits of the game.
>tfw Hekatoncheir finally gets to play his game of volleyball
>>332185107
I'm a sucker for those sleeve things she wears.
Prepare your anus.
>>332242804
I hope you play a Lumen Sage other than Balder.
And he has to be FABULOUS as fuck, like a Jojo character on pure cocaine.
>>332198128
WE WUZ ELVES AND SHIT
>>332242804
>>332243081
I really want the next game, if we get one, to have Bayo pulling some from her Lumen heritage.
Let her lose her Umbran powers momentarily and have to make an angelic pact and start learning sage things like teleporting and shit.
Also, I'd want the next villain to be someone more human. Follow up with Loki's remark of seeing how humanity will go without the Eyes.
They could be some kind of military group trying to use/create Angel/Demon hybrid abominations, or using Lumen and Umbran tech they stole from Balder's now leaderless company.
>>332204295
>2016
>still thinking liking little children is okay
y'all old 4chan faggots need to get the fuck outta our board already
>>332220016Me too.
>>332185789
MOOOOOT
>>332246359
NOATUN
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>>332245657
>Sloth
>cool, must be a slow powerhouse
>
Is it just that I'm playing Bayo 1 after W101 and TF:D and therefore can't get into the slower feeling combat and weird camera (I can't handle the camera)? Because I am not feeling Bayo 1 at all, and I'm hoping 2 will be much more entertaining.
>>332245952
I'd like to see them travel back in time to the middle of the Umbra/Lumen War with a bunch of Sages/Witches Angels/Demon summons fighting one another.
God damn I love lesbians.
>>332247146
Go to bed Omne
>>332217519
Center top and bottom. Bottom right is really good too.
Purple would look nice on her
>>332245952
I want to see them fight aliens.
A magic/fantasy arsenal pitted against sci-fi elements has always been something I've been fond of, but it's so rare to see it done well.
With Viewtiful Joe and W101, they've got the alien invasion feel part down.
>this thread
>>332240920
When did Incase do a picture of Bayonetta?
>>332247438
he does requests now
http://incaseart.tumblr.com/post/133063357775/heres-the-winner-of-the-oraldome-bayonetta#notes
>>332247337
>no Cutie J spinoff where she saves the city from various miscreants
>>332247337
what game is she playing?
>>332248568
Elite Beat Agents
>>332248568
It's a picture of the Cutie J logo, referencing the 3DS game Kamiya has said he wanted to make about Jeanne's super hero alter ego.
>>332249214
So she steps into the ring as a Luchador?
>>332249879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVbUttIfzzk
>>332240517
bless.
also
>Ammy & Issun
>not Ammy & Sakuya;_;[ /spoiler]
>>332250460
should be wolf k. rool and ZeRo
Bayonetta without the glasses is 100% better
Fucking plebs baka desu senpaitachi
>>332241085
sause.
>>332251715
Trash obviously.
yo dis thread is hella gay
>>332240517
people pair dante and trish?
Romantically or like friends?
Cause don't she look like his mom
>>332217519
so this is spiral power......not bad
>>332185107
someone PLEASE post the bayonetta mom or gf questionnaire
>>332253169
Kamiya does, maybe Dante's part Italian, don't they all have mother complexes?
>>332253169
>not wanting to fuck your mom
come on
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