ITT: items/weapon that don't make sense
I'll bite.
>he doesn't blink IRL
>>332175929
clearly the old hunters bone anon.
>>332177798
well anon, that weapon makes sense to me
I mean look at those warheads, they're MASSIVE
jej
>>332177798
A weapon to kill my boner, more like.
>>332177798
That weapon is sporting quite the punchable stomach.
>>332178421
yes but do they get larger as they fill with fuel?
>>332175929
Holy shit was he disqualified or what? A
>>332178024
Yeah, I know girls are gross to you
>>332177971
I want to see the kind of pizzas his world makes if he needs a pizza cutter that large.
>>332175704
>fantasy
>video game
>"this doesn't make sense!"
>>332175929
"Hey no powers!"
>>332179709
>bullets
When the trigger is pulled the blade vibrates hence adding force and making a strike more lethal.
>>332179995
URGE TO PUNCH: RISING
>>332179832
That's not how physics works
>>332179832
thats just as retarded
We doing this?
>>332179995
Glass? No. Elastic containers will expand.
>>332180043
>>332180235
But its canon so ye...
>>332180254
>hilt make no sense
I have better explanation: star war fans are fucking retarded
>>332179995
>underboob
don't do this to me anon
>>332180043
>caring about physics in a game where magic exists
>>332180530
Do what?
>>332180407
>>332180254
kylo ren is still a sith noob
the gem or something inside is cracked, so his lightsaber is not refined and need exhaust. there's an official pic of it somewhere but I'm too lazy to search
>>332175704
What part of blink dagger doesn't make sense?
>>332180407
TFA gave me the impression that no matter how dumb things get, people will apologize for it because it isn't the prequels.
>>332180043
Except vibrations would assist the slice. Only stupid thing is having an explosion rock the blade to cause it.
>>332180827
They're exhaust ports, effectively. It's still dumb as fuck.
you cut a hole in reality and jump through the tear
>>332180827
>>332181284
he lost to an untrained girl lel he is shit
>>332175704
>Kelen's dagger of escape
It was never supposed to function as a weapon.
>>332180913
>its a knife that you can teleport with
how do you even use it, do you throw the knife to your destination or something
>>332181827
Now there's an idea
>>332181827
>>332175704
it's not a weapon, it's a talisman.
>>332181827
Sort of, it is based off Naruto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5_LWFijVxQ
>>332175929
Man Tiago wasn't great but I miss him
>>332183765
>Io
>17+1.9 str
>Sven
>23+2.7 str
I don't get it
>>332175704
I miss that time in Dota 1 where it was called "Kelen's Dagger of Escape"
>>332180254
Does this scene even happen in the movie? When they were in that forest I was waiting for that part to happen. I don't think it did.
>>332183210
there's been a dagger of escape in WC3 even before Shipuden aired
>>332180254
its ok
he's a shitty vader fanboy
he has to be edgy
>>332185052
It had a manga before that
>>332184926
Yes. It happens right after he kills Han.
There was a good 10 minutes of Rey and Ren fighting in the forest dude.
>>332180254
>>332185206
Thanks for spoilers
>>332177434
Real fans get it.
>>332185328
>good 1 to 2 seconds where he's not twirling and they're shooting
>he doesn't get shot
>>332185206
He meant that exact scene in the trailer where he does that pose and pops the saber on in the forest
I don't think I saw it either
also he doesn't have a helmet or his hood on at that point but the trailer shows him on his hood
>>332185481
aiming is hard in the star wars universe if you're not a major character
>>332185485
Probably a deleted scene.
>>332180254
Wouldn't that be good? I mean lightsabres can cut through most materials but not through the blade of another lightsabre, so the crossguard would protect the wielder from enemy lightsabres.
>>332181827
Probably magic
you fucking idiot
>>332185735
it's not a blade, it's an exhaust
>>332185687
>no sheev trick
I wish the Snoke is really as big as his hologram
it would make a cool fight
>>332176813
what makes no sense about Guyver?
>>332185687
Goddammit when are we getting another good star wars game
>>332186396
Never because EA owns the license
>>332179995
What artist is this?
>>332185485
It does happen. Right after he ignites his light saber he finds Rey creeping up on him and they battle.
>>332187205
best boat
>>332185328
oh its shit version of general grevious
like kylo was shit version of revan
great job disney
>>332180254
>Movie shows exactly how it can be useful when Kylo burns into Rey's skin with it while they clash
>>332185687
>Implying you can just pull and push around a trained Jedi
>Implying a lightsaber isn't specifically designed to keep force users from switching it on/off from a distance
triggered
>>332186984
Only time Rey is hiding from him is during that scene on that forest planet during the day.
And all during the ending saber fight he doesn't have his helmet, he has his gay bitch boy face showing.
>>332187390
>disney
nigga that's from TCW
before Lucas sold star wars
>>332185328
Damn. Dexter lost some weight.
God bless Asanagi.
>>332175704
>you can resurrect anything with an object
>people still die in the story
>>332187704
>>Implying you can just pull and push around a trained Jedi
Dooku, Sheev and Yoda have no problems with it
>>Implying a lightsaber isn't specifically designed to keep force users from switching it on/off from a distance
that's just bullshit
>>332184445
Io bought heart, satanic, and armlet, whereas Sven built crits, MoM, and blink
>>332188021
Nice bait
>>332185407
Never touched anything JoJo related in my life, butIT JUST WORKS
>>332188021
There is a difference between being KO'ed and being killed.
>>332188641
ok how about this one, in this game the DEAD party member is in a coffin, don't tell me he's just KO
>>332187319
I do not disagree. Hamakaze is for bullying
>>332188868
No idea, I've never played a DQ game.
>>332181827
The blade does not cut normal matter, but rather cuts a hole in the fabric of space-time. The user can slip through one hole, and back out of another in a different place at the same time.
>>332188868
He's napping, like a vampire
>>332188641
I highly doubt you get just ko'ed from enemys who throw around lethal magic, use sharp weapons etc.
it's a necessary item for rpg's that makes no sense, don't try to defend it
>>332188283
>Io bought heart, satanic, and armlet
>>332181549
>he lost to an untrained girl lel he is shit
more like the writers are shit
>>332189848
more like disney is shit
>>332181549
It really is fucking stupid. Way to make your villain look like an even bigger bitch, Disney. What if in A New Hope, Luke Skywalker wrecked Darth Vader in a duel the first time he used a lightsaber? It's that retarded. They should have had Kylo kick her ass into the ground, maybe even take a limb while he's at it.
>>332175704
"dont worry precious axe, blink dagger does not come to chop"
there, the game specifically tells you it isnt a weapon. it doesnt even give and stats for attacking
>>332186221
elbow swords probably
>>332191405
What's wrong with 'em?
>>332185328
>That guy who just runs right into him
>>332185052
Naruto manga has been running since 1996, lets be generous and say that this very knife first appeared in 2001.
That's 5 years, more than enough for Shippuden to start and is still earlier than WC3's release.
>>332180827
Kylo Ren is NOT a sith.
He is a dark side force user.
Learn the fucking difference
>>332180043
>i'm mad this fantasy game isn't based in reality.
>>332180760
why is blue skin so attractive
>>332189813
When you start ballin' it happens
>>332185687
>implying this viper tongue shit wouldn't easily get your head hit
>>332185687
Oh, I got one!
>*Teleport behind you*
>*Unsheathe lightsaber*
>*Stab ur back*
I call it... "Nothing personel".
>>332193690
It's exotic yet familiar enough it's still comfortable.
>>332185687
How autistic does one have to be to make this?
>>332188005
I second this blessing
>>332185687
Creating the Void would be viable IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY LOCKED SWORDS IN REAL LIFE
>>332195803
If he/she/it didn't hate women so much, maybe i could fap to more stuff
>>332196349
He doesn't hate women, he loves them very deeply.
He also happens to love enslaving them, beating them and shoving their inferiority right on their faces.As do we all.
>>332196349
He does gayporn as well which is probably more to your taste.
>>332180760
>>332194503
who is the artist on those pic?
>milf/cake thread invaded by fags
OUT! I CAST THEE OUT!
>>332197525
Wrong thread, anon?
>>332197376
>My pics nuked
Thanks mods
>>332175704
You realize it's an enchanted item, and therefore what matters is the magical properties and not at all what the item is/was?
>>332197678
>Muh off topic weebobo faggotry was deleted? Why?
How about you just go to your weeb cancer containment board if you want to post that retarded, poorly drawn shit?
>>332200269
Half the thread is /tv/, but vidya animu triggers you? Gosh golly, anon
>>332200416
I never said it was any better, dipshit.
Though at least the /tv/ fags are still talking about weapons. You're just posting your anime sameface "whyfoos".
>>332197376
OK, I found it.
for someone who wondering.
he's name is "西出ケンゴロー"
>>332200671
Why so mad, anon? Did animu kill your parents?
>>332189848
The new star wars move is just a bunch of marxist propaganda
>>332183765
>IO is not int
>Windrunner is not agi
>Ursa/Lone druid is not str
Explain this shit dotards
>>332201150
Io needs str to function as it does now
Windwanker would be broken as fuck as agi
Ursa was str and it was broken as fuck
Lone Druid i dunno
>>332201150
game balance
>>332188005
That's a trap isn't it
>>332201440
Ursa is broken as fuck currently though so it doesn't matter
>>332201619
>Ursa is broken
escape the trench immediately
Who cares what lone druid is. You don't buy items for him other than boots and vlads in 95% of games anyway
>play doto
>stop playing doto
>2-3 years go by
>start playing doto again
>new heroes that are all garbage
>Sven, Ursa, NP winning every game
suffering
I miss the old meta, I liked those imbalances better
>>332202045
It's the one thing I miss about Heroes of Newerth (back in the first two years from closed alpha to first year post launch). So much more variety of heroes that you could actually play and do well with if you know how to apply them, and much more varied builds.
Dota 2 is just so fucking cookie cutter and limited, where the meta isn't about widening hero use but rather "giving everyone their rounds with broken first pick/ban 'balance' and ignoring the rest."
>>332175704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuo7oD4Yj20
1:30
I mean, in what sense?
It has a pretty obvious explanation. It cuts open a hole in reality, and you are able to jump through space with it.
Does it make any sense with real world physics? clearly not.
>>332202457
Aside from the OD cancer, which you can either ban or pick yourself, there is nothing broken at all this patch. Strong yes, not broken. Most heroes have good chances of winning, the shittiest one being Sniper in my book, and even he can win if you make a good comp for him.
Post cute dotos
>>332203096
Considering I watch a lot of Dota 2 games, I'd disagree considering the first 7 bans or picks are the same shit unless someone goes for a very particular strat.
I'm not saying shit isn't broken, but the "safe" heroes are certainly always a very small minority of the overall pool.
HoN was far less situational garbage.
>>332203117
But anon, it would trigger that one faggot in this thread
>>332202045
Some of those heroes, I rarely see now, and if they ever pop up in a game like for example ursa, just counter them and fill in the roles that aren't filled like aoe control and initiator.
>>332203117
>>332203367
Pros always pick the same stuff they're comfortable with because they feel that's what's strictly good this patch and nothing else. Take a look at Sven, he was barely ever picked in 6.85 and with just a few tweaks from it to 6.86 he's one of the most picked carries. He doesn't benefit much from the changes made, and the nerfs to existing carries were not much, so why did it happen? because pros are bandwagoners. I honestly don't pay much attention to them, mainly because they're always using what they consider broken or really good. Then somebody comes out of the woodworks with some obscure start with some other shitty hero and completely overshadows what they were previously doing. They then proceed to leave their bandwagon and get on the next one.
>>332179832
You would break your wrist doing that
>>332189864
emperor palpatine was such a sweet lover
>>332203376
>>332203743
>>332204137
>No 63 meepo
Poor form
>>332205209
Too lewd
>>332205794
It doesn't have to be lewd.
I find compared to LoL Dota has very little fan art
>>332206016
LoL's more casual friendly with literal animu designs as is
Defend this
>>332206359
Nice bot game.
>>332206264
I suppose you're right.
I actually like that Dota has a semi-consistent art style, instead of the clusterfuck that LoL seems to be
>>332206545
Valve has an actual art director, LoL seems to switch directors every few months
>>332206491
Nope, it was a legitimate game, and it wasn't me that did it.I'm aware I fucking suck, I'm trying to get better
>>332206849
Was this all random? Fucken hell
>>332207037
Nah, just the shitty level I'm playing at. It's not even vaguely fun most of the time, and it's all ruined by smurfs constantly.
>>332180254
People sure forgot about the new Star Wars really fast.
>>332175842
you know... I never looked at it that way
>>332206264
Well actually, Dota is the one with literal anime in it (Lina)LoL is the one with derivative anime trash as an artstyle
Blink DaggAAAAAAUUUUUaaaAAAAA
>>332206849
>no bkb on anyone
>LC has no blink, rushed desolator
>two others got deso as well, including earth spirit of all people
Holy fuck what MMR?
>>332206849
>Three deso on enemy team, no blink/shadowblade or blade mail on Legion Commander
Invoker and Bristle look like the only halfway decent builds on that team.
>>332207556
Unranked.
I don't really understand why people don't just use the recommended items, that's what I do and it's usually fine.
>>332185328
>has 4 arms
>decides to dual-double-bladed lightsabers because BADASS
>realizes he'll have to spend his time not using the extra 2 arms & in fact avoid hitting them because there's no practical way to use them together
Or some shit like that Disney couldn't even figure a way around.
>>332207467
Is Bane the most metal hero?
>>332207432
>Well actually, Dota is the one with literal anime in it (Lina)
U wot
What's anime about lina?
Tfw playing ranked and completely destroy a wraithking and slark with enchantress
>>332207927
>implying supports are metal
>>332180827
Kylo Ren is not a Sith. He just uses the dark side.
His master isn't Sith either. I think.
Jew Jew Abrams said something about the "Sith being dead" but that'd be ridiculous. Sith have (as a race) died off before. Doesn't mean all their teachings magically got eradicated.
What is the cutest hero and why is itpugna?
>>332208463
None, because none of the Dota heroes are your generic sameface animu whyfoos.
How about you fuck off back to LoL?
>>332208463
go back to fucking /vg/ Pugna is a guy
>>332206849
>how to git gud
watch 6-7k MMR games on the 'Watch' function and WATCH YOUR OWN GODDAMN REPLAYS.
See where you fucked up. Because in every game, there is something you could have done better.
Analyze what you did wrong, think of a way how it could have gone better, next time when in a similar situation, don't repeat mistake.
Apply to Dota and you're better than 75% of the playerbase.
>>332180760
I want to gingerly rest my cheek on that tummy.
>>332201147
You're retarded.
>>332207894
>he is unable to grab people with his free arms
god you are so fucking stupid
>>332208548
CM, QoP and Lina are practically animes
>>332208920
No, they're not.
Fuck off back to LoL, weebfag. No one wants you here.
Is icefrog officially retarded? Why does he keep nerfing invoker when OD exists in his current form. Why remove the stun from his blast, now he can't combo and refresher is stupid on him now.
>>332209181
To be fair, all the DotA girls are big titted qts apart from Broodmother and Winter Wyvern, andI'd fuck both of those anyway.
>>332209461
No, they're not.
Also still doesn't make them cancerous weebfaggotry, or make your whyfoo faggotry any less insufferable.
>>332209669
That spoiler will give me nightmares.
>>332188868
There's a few reasons resurrection can fail.
>body completely destroyed or decomposed
>spirit unwilling or unable to return
>>332207894
That was made way before Disney bought Star Wars dumbass.
>>332207894
what if he could use the force with those extra arms
>>332193542
lol whatever nerd, space wars is for losers neway
>>332179709
Play Parasite Eve 2.
>>332193454
>1996
No fucking way.
>>332180407
Wait for the inevitable episodes 10-12. They' ll add shurikens with 4 blades.
>>332208037
lina is based off the slayers character "lina inverse". all her spells are exactly the same names as lina inverse's abilities
>>332210489
What
What are you even talking about
>>332210603
Jesus nigga just google it
>>332210603
heres a wikipedia snippet that took 3 google seconds kiddo
A Slayers-inspired hero character is part of the Dota video game series: in the Warcraft III mod Defense of the Ancients, she shares the name of "Lina Inverse", while simply going by "Lina" in Dota 2.[45][46] In both games, her spells' names reference these in Slayers: "Dragon Slave", "Light Strike Array" (Explosion Array), and "Laguna Blade" (Ragna Blade).
>>332210696
Isn't Slayers a fucking awful anime?
>>332210859
never watched it so i wouldn't know.
mustve been guinsoo's or icefrog's favorite if it managed to make them add lina
>>332209669
>that spoiler
NO
GOD NO
Invoker NEEDS some kind of stun with the nerfing of deafening blast. Now a meteor+blast combo is less effective unless you also coldsnap the person.
why did this thread devolve into fucking weeb/dota shitposting
>>332208463
>pugna
>cute
kill yourself, weeb
Cutest hero is either CM or Enchantress because they actually look cute in game and don't require turning them into generic weebshit to look cute
>>332211102
Weebs shit up the thread, like they do to basically any thread they post in.
>>332207927
No, that would probably be either Doom or Clockwork, due to one being the Devil and the other being a manly robot who launches himself into the enemy team
>>332211195
how do we stop them
>>332211104
>cm's arcana gives her breasts jiggle physics
>>332206545
Dota has a pretty underused style too, lots of jungle themed or shamanistic elements.
>>332211102
I don't see how cute pictures are weeb 2bh. I hate anime shit.
>>332185898
Saying it's magic doesn't make it make sense. Fucking nerds.
>>332211407
Yeah.
Shame they don't use the voodoo thing too much, I love that shit.
>>332180043
It kinda does work like that tho.
>>332175929
>tiago mid gets fed
>>332211404
What?
>>332185687
What about the most powerful technique of them all, the Sheev Spin?
>>332210859
Slayers is great, you monkey.
>>332211954ARGLALRALRLAGRLGLBAG
Friendly reminder that if you play ranked mm on a regular basis and you're still <4k in the year 2016, you should give up and switch games.
>>332212579
I've not done matchmaking yet but I'd probably be about 1k as I suck at games. Dunno why I should be tryhard though, I'm happy enough being shit.
>>332179709
>need to come up with cool idea for weapon
>can work on it later, kind of hungry right now
>see someone slicing roast beef with electric carving knife
>add revolver cylinder
>>332208920
Lina is based off anime (dunno about the other two but I doubt it), but Valve has done a really good job of de-anime-ing them.
>>332211457
Magic doesn't make sense. That's the difference between magic and things that are not magic.
>>332211298
What's the most metal team comp.
Doom, Clockwork, Bane. Need two more.
>>332211407
Yeah it's really good. I wish they hadn't dropped it from the main menu when switching to reborn. Now it's all smooth and clean.
>>332213539
What do you define "de-anime-ing" as?
>>332210859
It was hot shit back in the day.
>>332213846
Making a character inspired by anime have actually good characterization and visual design.
>>332213995
And Lina is that how?
>>332213539
>>332215051
Dumb animeposter
That should all be in Russian
How do I dazzle?
It cuts through space and lets you come out the other side
>>332216674
Desolator, Sheevas guard, Octomarine core
>>332215245
I like how DotA 2 faggots don't even know their heroes are based on animes to begin with.
>>332216674
DARK LIGHT
>>332180254
I was thinking the same thing for a long time but I just watched it last night and he actually uses it to cut into Blackula's shoulder. Earned some points, still silly.
I mean I guess it would block other lightsabers, but it seems more likely to cut your fingers off. Also if you look it wouldn't block another saber sliding down it, since it isn't right up against the main blade.
>>332181465
That would account for the pellets left behind from blinking
>>332216674
buy armlet and MoM
kill everyone
don't bother healing, it's only for damage.
Remember that you can shallow grave yourself, which makes you the best carry in the game
>>332218149
I thought Dazzle was mostly a healslut
>>332188350
Man, Obi Wan really liked cutting people's limbs off.
>>332200269
Mfw anon doesn't realize the whole website was originally an anime board
>>332218595
nah
>>332201440
I feel like lone druid's an agi because it doesn't really make a difference what stats he gets. All his stats are pretty piss poor, and he usually ends up only getting aura items and shit for bear, if anything bear should have a str boost.
>>332185687i love this kind of shitpost more, i feel like ive seen an avatar one before too
>>332218863
>>332185687
holy shit looking through this so many of those are fucking retarded, i mean i guess you can use the force to counter most holes in these attacks but fucking falling to the floor is retarded as fuck
>>332185687
>mfw hyperspace
>>332219182
Some of them are a bit full retard, but a lot of the 'switch off your saber for a second' ones would be really effective against noobs who insist on staying close during the whole fight
>>332216852
>don't even know their heroes are based on animes
Lina Inverse is the worst girl in the show, who cares about that bitch?
Btw, almost forgot, eбaл твoю шлюхy мaть :3
>>332180827
Why couldn't they just make it a longer blade?
>>332182072
>E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy
>Psi spell makes you teleport to an enemy causing them to explode.
I am finally able to play competitive matchmaking but I still feel shit
Do I do it anyway and just hang around at low MMR or just not bother?
>>332213823
>Doom, Clockwork, Bane. Need two more.
Clinkz -a skeleton who is eternally on fire because that's how he died in battle. That's fucking metal as fuck
For the 5th I dunno
>>332221121
Abbadon?
>>332179832
That would not work that way. The weapon was intended to look "cool" to FFfags and that's it. There's nothing even remotely logical about it, stop defending this stupid thing already.
is it a gauntlet? a hat? chestplate?
what the fuck do you wear this on
>>332221121
Terrorblade? He's edge incarnate
The Devil Bringer.
>>332187390
>shit of Greivous
You mean better, because he actually does shit and isn't some coughing lameass.
>>332207432
LoL has Miku.
Your move.
>>332222650
Tartakovsky, you fuck.
>>332208463
There's two things that need to happen to Pugna so I can use him again:
>Life Drain works while having BKB
>Life Draining someone allows you to have vision on them, making the long cast and break range mean something
>>332209461
Too bad WW is literally the worst hero now.
and she might be getting sets soon too. I hate Icefrog so much.
>>332223261
It's a real shame, she was fun as fuck pre-nerf, also dat voice.
How would you make her relevant again without breaking everything?
