I can't handle it when the pizza delivery person is a cute girl.
But do you tip her?
>>332121394
I want to fuck Vert.
>>332121394
m8 just try doing delivery yourself and having a total qt3.14 answer the door after you've knocked on the door atleast 5 times.
I've never had a girl pizza delivery let alone a cute pizza delivery and I order pizza all the time
>>332121394
>Pizza delivery person is a Mexican who gives me a thousand-yard stare
I wish I got a cute pizza delivery girl.
>cute pizza delivery girl
>immediate hostility because i prefer the awkward guy with the splotchy facial hair and horrible, forced chuckle
She brought me her boyfriend's Xbox One controller when I told her mine was broken. That was pretty bro of her, I guess
>>332125865
She wants your dick
>>332125538
That was me, sorry.
I hope Trump builds his wall and kicks me out.
Maybe then I'll feel something again.
You sexist pig
>>332121394
lol I just got done with a delivery was that u? btw your cute little dick was hanging out of your boxers XD
>>332121394
How long is her dick?
>>332121394
good thing that literally never happens
>>332126461
cuck