Is this even a game? Or is this a watch boobs jiggle simulator? Because If That's the case wouldn't you rather just look at porn or am I missing something here?
it's both
>>332093268
What is the game part about? And is there enough too actually be considered "fun"?
I'm all for fan-service or whatever but a game should have gameplay.
>>332093579
Volleyball and minigames
>>332093908
Oh okay then. Now that makes more sense. Of course I'd rather see exposed breasts and such from time to time but at least I can get the appeal other then Jugs. I might actually buy it.
>>332094297
>second sequel in a series of volleyball games
>is this video game a game, guys?
>it has volleyball
>cool, gonna buy
jesus christ, guy.
>>332094898
I said might buy ya dingus. Volleyball is fun and if it that aspect works well alongside actually fun minigames then it's a sure buy.
>UGH JUST WATCH PORN GUYS
I am so fucking sick of this "argument". Please just kill yourself.
>>332095119
Fanservice is cancer and anyone who plays games or buys figures jjust for it deserve a lobotomy and permanent residence in a mental ward away for the normal society. Get a fucking girlfriend
>>332095037
same thing.
i'm shitposting about you getting your answer over a response so simple for something you could've found out just, you know. looking for half a second at anything about the game.
it'd be like me posting a webm of a call of duty cutscene and going "hey guys, is this a game? or is it just watch people talk to each other simulator?"
>>332095293
that's not very nice anon
>>332095119
Why does that argument cause you to get assblasted?
If there's nothing more to the game than just seeing some jiggling titties there's no point at all in investing time or money into it when you have a practically infinite amount of that free on the internet.
>>332095402
That's a pretty flawed analogy but I see what you're getting at. Nothing I searched was giving me anything except biased opinions of it either being really shit or the best thing ever.
>Paying for porn
>Not just saving webm's that everyone is going to make
Loving every laugh
>>332093193
Serious question: why do you guys want to play this game? Dead or Alive already has tons of sfm porn
>>332095293
>IF PEOPLE LIKE THINGS I DON'T LIKE THEY DON'T BELONG IN SOCIETY
>>332095738
This is why I asked anon.
>>332095598
>google "doax3"
>third link is wiki
>wiki sidebar on search literally says "Tecmo as the second sequel to the beach volleyball spin-off title Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball."without having to click anything
guy, jesus christ.
my analogy is literally the same too though. if i thought an in-game cutscene amounted to all a video game was, i'd have your post.
i'm judging you.
>>332095540
It assblasts him because he has no defense against it.
>>332095921
Didn't even read the OP tbph. Sorry man
>>332095738
No other real volleyball games.
Still actual gameplay, but gameplay that rewards you with fanservice.
"It's sexier when you don't see everything".
Sticking it to SJWs by buying shitty games.
Things like that.
>>332093193
Wait do the boobs not flail around wildly anymore?
>>332095959
Judge me all you want, that still doesn't confirm if it plays like shit or not.
>>332096034
It happens.
>>332096180
They look a little more "realistic" this time.
>>332093193
Ayane pole dancing when?
>>332096254
>that still doesn't confirm if it plays like shit or not.
but that's not even what you asked.
>>332096420
>Volleyball is fun and if it that aspect works well alongside actually fun minigames then it's a sure buy
It is what I implied but I guess I wasn't clear enough.
>>332096281
>>332093193
This is literally MMD tier, does this actually turn you guys on? This level of QUALITY?
It's the current year, why are SJWs still so prudish.
>>332095738
Most sfm work is awful.
People play this game for the same reasons that vollyball in the olympics has a massive male following.
Honest question, why does it matter? If someone else enjoys this it does you no harm.
>>332096597
Well I'm not a faggot so yes, it makes my penis incredibly firm
>>332096596
yeah, you weren't. do better next time please, no one likes vague people who sound like they're asking if a video game is a video game.
especially me.
feels more like a troll post for the "ITS A SPORTS GAME, IT HAS MORE VALUE THAN FAPS" defense force but since that didn't happen, this.
>>332096861
not awful if you're a futafag or dogfucker.
not sure why thats 90% of the scene.
>>332093193
Why even play videogames at all when we can all just watch let's plays.
>>332097057
What are you talking about? In the OP I asked about what makes it a game. Then after in a different post I brought up the Volleyball and minigame aspect which I was wondering if it is actually good and works well together or not. Are you just not reading or...
>>332097057
there isn't a single good sfm animation out there
mostly because no one has any standards whatsoever when it comes to porn
>>332096597
hi normie
>>332095907
He has a point, though.
>>332096861
>Honest question, why does it matter?
I wasn't asking to insult you or anything. I was curious, that's all. If you like it, the more power to you.
>Most sfm work is awful.
I think most of the stuf for DoA is pretty good, really. But again, your opinion and all.
What I really want is a DoA game like this but with actual porn. Too bad it will never happen
>>332097692
He literally doesn't. He made a statement with zero points.
>>332095907
keep telling yourself that
>>332097395
If being a normie means I have fucking standards, then I'll proudly declare that I'm a normie
>>332095684
So is nicholas cage laughing because his finger smells funny or what?
>>332097059
Because most video games aren't just 'stare at boobs for hours, with some weak gameplay'
>>332098252
Yeah, most video games are just weak gameplay.
I don't like that they made Ayane a titty monster in DOA4 and DOA5. I remember when she used to have the smallest breasts in the game.
>>332097307
>Is this even a game? Or is this a watch boobs jiggle simulator? Because If That's the case wouldn't you rather just look at porn or am I missing something here?
i don't see "whats the gameplay like" there. i see failed troll post #453687 implying a game isn't a game.
>>332095738
cleared it up and asked the question the way it should be asked, but that wasn't you was it? because >>332095921 sounds like you.
even so i was talking about the op post, your laziness and inability to research anything for 5 seconds in the most obvious ways, and your playing off of your either poor writing, or failed troll attempts.
is english your fourth language or something? guess i can forgive it in that case.
if not im judging you extra hard now.
>>332093193
>Or is this a watch boobs jiggle simulator?
naw its a voyeurism simulator which just happens to include boob jiggle physics. if your not into voyeurism then you will get nothing from this
>ONE POINT FIVE
>>332098330
You know I wouldn't be so critical of you if you just admit you just blew 60+ hours on a shitty game because it has boobs in, at least DoA has some level of depth in addition to all the fifty bounds of tits and ass and 1000+ dollars of costume dlc.
>>332098730
I don't know what you're saying, you should calm down and properly express yourself.
>>332095293
>getting buttmad over pixels
>>332097383
You poor ignorant fool.
>>332098867
I am saying your taste in video games suck
>>332098730
Are you alright anon? Dont worry, if they dont like the game they will simply sell it or get over it in time
>>332099009
OK.
The latter, where the fuck have you tards been the past 13 years?
>>332093193
At this point how easy would it be for somebody to take the Koei models and just make porn?
I mean you can already do a bunch of shit with SFM.
>>332098562
My man, I'm >>332095738, >>332096034 and >>332097776. I guess my english is still pretty bad.
Again, I don't want to insult you. I was just asking out of curiosity, since sfm exists now and we can watch porn of the models. If you like the game, then ok. Enjoy the game, anon. Most modern games are shit anyway
>>332095684
This.
>>332093193
>just look at porn
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!
>>332093193
>just looking at porn
You uncultured swine
>>332096734
>leading voice for millennials, feminists, democrats and pro-choice advocates
>>332095684
But then you didn't earn it. It's the chase that makes shit much better, imo.
>>332093193
I know she's supposed to be Japanese, but her face is too Japanese for my taste
>>332095540
>If there's nothing more to the game than just seeing some jiggling titties there's no point at all in investing time or money into it when you have a practically infinite amount of that free on the internet.
According to who? Why the fuck do you care about if someone pays for it or not?
>>332098562
Why do you assume I was trying to troll wtf.
I'm not trying to imply anything like that ultimate assumer. I wondered what made this thing a game and I was answered. It's not that hard to comprehend that someone was confused about a product which has only shown me pole dancing and the like. Why are you so hostile holy shit.
>>332098706
>Average nintenyearold
>>332100116
Why are you still posting? If people are being meanies to you just go. You clearly have no other reason to be here.
>>332100335
The same could be said about you and your pointless assumptions that answer nothing.
>>332100006
What, her eyes aren't looking like there closed all the time
>>332093193
Maybe this game offers things that porn doesn't offer? Ever think of that?
>>332093193
I'm having a relatively fun time with it. Although I really just want the end result. Gotta work for those skimpy swimsuits and gravures. But getting there ain't bad. I only wish there was more to the casino, it's terribly bland and its the fastest way to make money
>>332100517
Yes. I have. And then I asked what and got an answer. Read the thread.
>>332100440
Round flat face, almond shaped eyes, and no lips
>>332098451
Dude wat? This pic is from DOA2.
I love Ayane titty monster. Always have
>>332100687
Those aren't Japanease only, faces are suppose to be round and real eyes are like that and how can you have no lips
>>332098451
When was that ever the case? She was as big as Tina back in the original DOAX I think which was in the DOA3 era.
>>332100425
>arguing about semantics on a Mongolian throat singing forum
You're both retarded
>>332093193
>spawn of rape
Why does this give me an erection?
>>332100965
>>332101258
She was pretty small in DOA3-4 and DOAX1.
Just post some fucking Marie Rose webms.
>>332100110
Why do you care about someone's opinion?
>>332103146
so?
deal with it
>>332093193
>wouldn't you rather just look at porn
Porn is gross. It's an industry for moaning, vapid sluts getting their fat rolls slapped so they can pay for their $90,000 humanities degree.
In Dead or Alive all the girls are clean, unblemished, and cute. They would never degrade themselves like someone who does porn.
tl;dr: DOA is not porn. It's better than porn because it doesn't involve sluts.
>>332093193
>Is this even a game?
Was Gone Home a game?
Gone Home had even less content than DOAX3.
>>332103631
I wasn't talking about 3DPD anon, c'mon now.
>>332103731
I haven't played gone home so I wouldn't know.
1.5
No content and Microtransactions
>>332103731
Different reviewers, different genres.
Your argument is invalid.
>>332103731
Gone Home isn't $60 and they're very close in actual interactivity which is sad.
>>332093193
Ever heard about technological advancement?
It might be a bad game, but it has some awesome physics and might set a new bar for character models to be used in actual good games.
>>332103963
You say that as if the publication itself has no influence over a review. We all know that's not the case.
>>332103146
Age man.
With age they grow.
>>332103731
I agree with him. The game would be much better if you could actually touch the girls, if you know what I mean.
This softcore shit needs to end.
>>332093193
I hope that one day that we can see the same treatment given to male video game characters. There isn't enough of this type of fan service for gay gamers.
>>332104683
This is perfectly serviceable for gay gamers.
The day they cut the crap and make it an actual porn game is the day I masturbate myself to death.
>tfw you could be playing this game right now if it wasn't for the bank holiday.
Fuck Easter! My package would've arrived today if it wasn't for this shit holiday.
>>332093193
she must me one shit ninja
>>332104683
Gay gamers love playing dress up, the fuck are you on about?
Shut up and post more webms.
>>332104052
So this is the power of the ps4
Whoa...
>>332093193
>shaved
Eh.
>>332106312
i love this one
>>332093193
>If That's the case wouldn't you rather just look at porn or am I missing something here
I pity you.
>>332095540
because it's a totally retarded argument. why do people try to peep into women's locker rooms when they can just look at porn on the internet? seeing it in person is a completely different experience than just watching a video. a game where you can control the camera and the outfits and situations the girls are in is on a completely different level than just watching shit on pornhub. pretending you don't understand this so you can sound clever is plebbit level bait.
>>332106312
Did that croc just bite that other croc's arm off?
>>332106510
This, I'm fucking sick when they come up with this oh so clever argument for this game, or for lewd mods for other games, trying to sound clever but in reality displaying their lack of imagination and lack or appreciation for what can be done with vidya that can surpass any fucking vanilla porn videos out there
>I don't play videogames to fap
I hate this argument too, because it shows that they have no self control and are incapable of controlling themselves and need to have their porn and their vidya seperated because they lack the capability to do so themselves.
>>332106905
No, it's faked. That wasn't a real arm.
>>332106905
>>332106372
>>332106964
>>332106312
"nigga did you just eat my arm"
>>332095540
The problem is that in real life porn there will always be some unwelcome factor you can't predict.
Perfect girl? Camera is on the dude's ass and balls for over half the shoot with seamless transitions so you keep getting surprise scrotumed.
Unintrusive male? The woman does that stupid hissing thing most of the time or is mumbling "fuck" nonstop and gasping alarmingly at inappropriate times.
Amateur for realism approach? Terrible camera angles, bad audio and video quality, either too short or they drag it out for an hour when the woman is obviously bored and the guy is clueless.
Games like this offer a set of tools to tailor an ecchi jack off experience to your liking and if it's not what you're after either try another game or don't buy it. Or both.
Different people like different things. I could just as easily ask why you would rather watch porn than go pick up women irl; it's just a matter of taste.
>>332106510
>not just having sex
>>332106312
It'll grow back right?
>>332106365
This desu
>>332106479
why?
>>332107184
The chosen one has spoken
>>332107396
Of course it will, didn't you read Spider-Man?
First I was on the fence about getting this
But then I remembered VR is coming. I'm getting it
Post honks
>>332107640
Is that a woman? Without a penis, feminine or otherwise?
>>332106312
>Seriously?
>>332108285
>Is that a woman? Without a penis
>being redundant
>>332107184
>Camera is on the dude's ass and balls for over half the shoot with seamless transitions so you keep getting surprise scrotumed.
This is the reason I started looking at futa.
>>332108427
>he doesn't know some girls have penises
>>332108427
I don't know what that dude defines as a woman, so I clarified.
>>332096597
Which animu is this?
Google gave me a sugestion of Hanekewa Tsubasa, but I know this isn't from any SHAFT show.
pls gib sauce, in other words
>>332107080
That bird has lag or something?
>>332108828
Devil Survivor 2
>>332108942
thx bb
>>332108728
I miss the days when we only played pretend as children.
>>332103979
Neither was DoAX3 either. Do some research jackass.
>>332093193
>that body
>purple hair
Goddess
>>332106312
Watching this i can understand that crocs are the land-dwellers animals that can rotate faster and better.
>>332098251
>not having laughing poop on your finger
Are you 12?
![Bedroom[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Wwp9xk.jpg "Bedroom[1].jpg")
>>332093193
>Is this even a game? Or is this a watch gays jiggle simulator? Because If That's the case wouldn't you rather just look at porn or am I missing something here?
![JRXP2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aZGMUVd.jpg "JRXP2[1].jpg")
>>332104683
>>332096734
Lena Dunham raped and abused her little sister.
>>332098998
Nope, it's all trash. SFM pornfags don't know how to animate.
>>332095119
>paying 60 bucks PLUS for softcore shit
These threads are pathetic
1.5/10
And you weeb virgins will eat it all up AND be deluded enough to think that it's actually good.
You're the cancer here.
>>332093193
I don''t know how but they made those animated boobs look fake.
Also
>Japanese girl with shaved pussy
it's just not right
>>332111937
DoAX3 has more gameplay, choices and interaction than Gone Home and yet it gets 1.5 out of spite from leftist prudes.
Quite hilarious really.
>>332099964
>I spent $50 to earn my 2d titties instead of downloading them for free
Wow. Man I sure am losing in this situation. The real winner in this deal is you, earner of true 2d tits.
I don't get the "I'd rather look at porn" argument.
I could not give less fuck about actual porn, fan service is way hotter.
so...it wasn't SJWs after all?
they just wanted to save money?
>>332114257
That's because you're a fat loser virgin neckbeard.
Course you wouldn't get how the world actually works when you're socially inept.
>>332093193
Are you a newfag?
>>332114373
It's a really bad piece of shit that was shat out to scam forever alone nerds out of their money, and furthermore with the whole SJW thing it scammed Gamergate too but they're never going to admit it was a loss for them because the SJW can never be right.
So they'll defend this piece of shit even though it's the worst """"game"""" in the last 10 years, even tumblrina walking simulators are better
>>332114386
Sick burn famalam, you sure showed him.
>>332114386
>Update
I think your lightbulb is burning out anon! You should buy a new one for your projector asap.
>>332114496
Wow took only 146 posts.
>>332093193
Are there any real life pictures of videos of a girl wearing something like that? I am obsessed with that outfit.
>>332114386
>virgin shaming
>>332114386
I do tho. Porn is boring shit, actual sex is only fun when you're there.
>>332114241
the game is in 3d tho
>>332106510
>seeing girls in person is different
>equating this to a shit japanese titty jiggle simulator.
Yall live some sad lives
>>332114923
of course, they're the loser virgin demographic for this game after all.
>>332093193
even if it is "just porn" some people are far more turned on by ecchi than straight up porn. Myself for example. Pantsu is a true gentleman's fetish. That being said if find that Senran Kagura does a far better job than Dead or Alive does in this genre. I just don't enjoy fapping to hentai or 3DPD porn I prefer clothed women and accidental panty flashes with the occasional boob and im sure there are plenty of people like me that this would appeal to.
I'm actually kind of surprised at all the lowlife's here, I thought they all left for infinity chan but I guess we still have the weaboo's who will always be the most pathetic degenerates.
>>332115116
Gentle caressing ecchi is best taste.
>ITT: Normies get mad that people have realized that 2D/Vidya3D women will always be better, yet refuses to believe it themselves
>>332115116
Again, don't get me wrong I'm into just barely showing stuff and lewd shit. I agree with Senran Kagura doin' it well and I was hoping DOAX would do the same.
>>332115252
Why are you even here, twitbookgram-kun
>>332115252
get the fuck its clear you don't belong on /v/
>>332093579
do you like titties? then yes. if you dont like titties, why did you buy the game with the titties right on the cover.
>>332095293
You ok?
>>332115252
You're on 4chan, YOU'RE the lowlife here.
>>332095293
What if I have one already
>>332115571
I like titties anon come on now. I Just need a bit more then softcore porn sometimes.
>>332115597
welcome to the new 4chan
>>332115759
thats why controllers vibrate
>>332115597
Gee that sure showed him.
>>332115891
Does it jiggle along with the boobs?
>>332115727
Tell your right hand I said hello.
You don't need to lie when you're in a thread with fellow losers.
>>332115794
You mean Aussies are back?
>It's not about fapping!
>>332116071
Well, I have 3 then.
>>332116213
Sure it is, that's why I'm in this thread.
>>332116213
The SJWs are right.
Everyone who owns this game should be put on a list and never be allowed to date or breed, actually just euthanize them all.
>>332106312
Why are they so beautiful?
>>332116118wenever left
>>332116071
Who the fuck even does it with their right hand?
>those soulless dead eyes
jesus how the fuck do people find this hot
the bodies are banging but good lord
>>332093193
It's a really addictive casino simulator
>>332116298
>what is a false dichotomy
>>332116402
people who understand what keybinds are?
>There are people who paid $400 for a game with less content than Evolve
>>332116483
>what is a fallacy fallacy
actually, ill just explain it. since a fallacy CAN be correct, all youve pointed out is "you MIGHT be right".
thats it. and, yeah, he thinks he is. and you just said..."maybe". that was your argument. right now.
>>332116512
No, really though.
>>332116703
me?
>>332116651
Try again with decent English and punctuation. Then maybe someone could understand your retarded ass
>>332093193
Its better to control the porn then watching
>>332116832
nah, i think ill use informal speech in an informal setting, because im not a grammer nazi who only know half of my grammer. now, if youd like me to explain what the difference is between formal and informal speech, you can attend your closest local preschool. any year should do it.
>>332117425
>>332116832
oh and if you wanna get into semantics, thats a topic change deflection, and a personal attack. you know, shit a child does when it cant come up with a valid reason. isnt education amazing.
