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Alright /v/, let's play a game.
Post a poorly worded and very vague description of a game and people will try to guess what game it is.
I'll start
>You escape from prison and roll around a lot.
Pic unrelated
It's a shit game.
>>331990172
Jak 2?
>>331990172
Dark Souls?
>You go to high school, fail to pick up most chicks, play a shitty MMO, then some lady yells about fucking up toast at the end.
>You fight alongside a tranny then delete your save file to save them in the end.
>You become a samurai to kill some demons or some shit
>>331990172
>You impress a bunch of undeserving lowlifes, find some carpenter's tools and save the world by stabbing a dead internal organ
>>331990820
SMTIV?
>It's Majora's Mask but with zombies and the ability to play dress up.
>someone picks you up from your grave and then throws you out of his house
>>331990730
Nier
>homeowner debt: the game
>>331990172
Dark Souls
>You've done some real bad shit before but you don't remember who you are
>>331991142
New Vegas?
>you have to work hard to get the good ending but it's worth it
>also you can find panties
>Yellow insanity
>>331990172
Adam Mickiewicz kurwy
>>331990535
Persona 3
>>331990172
You play as Jesus in power armor, you jump around a lot and shoot aliens
>>331991195
Animal Crossing
>>331991195
Animal Crossing?
>>331990535
P3
>>331990730
Nier
>>331990820
SMTIV
>>331991298
Cave Story
>>331991307
Jeremy Lin?
>A ghost possesses you, makes you conquer hell, then you kill some gods
>>331991307
I have no mouth and I must scream
>>331991298
cave story, panties gave it away
>>331991180
Bingo.
>>331991195
Animal Crossing?
>>331991217
Planescape Torment?
>You punch pixies and demons in the dick until you punch a god in the face, optionally punching some weirdo in a wheelchair in the dick right after.
>>331991603
>Planescape Torment?
Yeah
>>331991023
Morrowind?
>you are the chosen one
>>331990172
You ride around cutting down peasants and shitting on people's caravans
>>331991603
smt 4 final?
taze tramps
>You are the chosen one but you aren't the chosen, like countless others before you
>In the attempt to get home you're attacked by horrific monsters who all want to use you for their own selfish desires.
Your buddy mutilates and kills you and God tells you to go fuck his shit up
>>331991023
Correct
>>331991546
>Jeremy Lin?
Incorrect
>>331991591
>I have no mouth and I must scream
Incorrect
>>331991891
Undertale :^)
>you run around in a space station beating people up for no reason
some chipmunks ask you to defeat a smoke monster
>Wake up stuck in a cage where some guy is keeping you
>You turn into a demon and meet some elves
>Kill the guy on top of a tree
>>331991753
Was Nocturne, but now that I think of it that pretty much applies to Final as well. Funny.
>You play Castlevania but the ending is from Splatoon if you eat some nasty shit.
>>331991023 (me)
>Correct
What am I doing?
>>331991708
>Morrowind
Correct
>>331991603
Nocturne. Wheelchair gave it away.
>>331991856
Dragon's Dogma?
>>331991742
FO?
>>331991956
Linsanity never ends senpai
>you are a mailman
>>331992114
Bloodborne
>you kill god, twice
>The game promises you robots but then fifteen hours before you get the robots you find out you are actually the robots all along.
>pikmin with violence
Edgy teenager gets mad that people killed him in a video game and yells the name of an Irish rock. He can pretend to marry a 41-year old man with the voice of Cosmo from the Fairly Odd Parents.
>>331992324
I forgot all about that
I remember when that first started my dad and I were at the McDonalds drive-thru and the guy at the window asked us if we had Linsanity, I had no idea what he was talking about at the time
>>331990172
Sanic Adventure 2.
>>331992529
Overlord
>>331992529
So, Pikmin?
>You play as a team of assassin's and you're trying to prevent a Japanese man and his terrorists from starting a war with America.
>a bald guy invites you to a party. When you get there, he's dressed like a clown.
>you have to kill an alien because a bee told you to
>Middle-aged man wants to retire from his criminal career, but somehow ends up doing crimes again
>>331992474
Dragon's Dogma.
>>331992703
No food, no drinks, and the only babe just left.
>A guy murders tons of people to get into a woman's pants
>Two siblings decide to commit matricide
>You're a video game character
>>331992732
Earthbound
>>331992840
No More Heroes.
>>331992520
Xenoblade Chronicles X
>>331992732
Earthbound
>>331992774
Either Yakuza or Grand Theft Auto V
>>331992586
He just lit up the Spurs a couple days back. Can't stop him.
>something something pedophilia and cannibalism
>you and your twin brother have to kill your aunt before she destroys the world
>you discover your mission was a lie, wake up and decide to kill an old man
>Did they fuck next to that ship?
>>331993165
FFVII
>>331992803
Bingo, good job
>your sense of fashion brings you back to life
>you wake up and go kill robo-Hitler, who is a clone of your best friend
>you save your city and blow up afterwards
>Children in a tree fuck up a broken terraforming device left by an ancient civilisation.
>You follow some guy who killed a demon but now became a demon and then you kill his demon brothers
>>331992945
>Grand Theft Auto V
Correct
Here's another one:
>Einstein goes back in time and kills Hitler
>>331993380
Assassin's Creed?
>>331993426
Nope, think Japan.
>shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
>you (don't)outsmart bullet
>>331990172
>Police officer investigates strange murders.
>>331993306
Prototype?
>>331993380
SMT:IV? Not sure never beat the game but it sounds like some Shin Megami shit
>>331991843
condemned
>>331993565
Nope
>>331992804
Jackpot
>>331993645
Close, Same company.
Mayans try to take over the world.
You shoot yourself.
>spend 30 minutes wrangling 4 mentally challenged people
>>331993797
cs go?
>you try to use a tool and lose an arm
>you inhale a lot of shit
>>331993712
I'd guess one of the etrian odyssey games if only because of the tree
>>331992000
Ss13
>>331993891
Any of them, yes.
>>331993418
>Einstein goes back in time and kills Hitler
Red Alert
Have this one just for fun:
>Russian general goes back in time to kill Einstein
>you can choose to swim better or shoot bullets from inside of you
> You have to recover stolen drug money
>>331994025
Deus Ex.
And you better not choose to swim better.
>>331994025
Deus Ex Machine.
>you bully an emo girl
You create stars from ordinary household items.
>>331994074
Vice City?
>you beat up the earth
>>331993790
Persona 3?
You have sex, then you die, narrowly escape your execution and become everyones bitch only to be betrayed.
>>331990172
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM YOU'RE DEAD
>some dick steals your camera footage
Some guy is a giant asshole to you, becomes a bro, dies, and turns out to have been your dad.
>>331994136
Katamari Damacy
>>331994259
Si, señor.
>>331994174
Correct
VtMB?
>>331993387
Diablo 2?
>>331993054
No one got it? This shit is easier than
>You're a cat
>>331993540
Thief 4
>>331993959
It's any of them? I've beaten all but 3, but I don't remember fucking around with any broken devices.If it's 3 then rip, because I heard this one had the best story and I'm only at the 3rd stratum.
>>331992351
New vegas?
>Furry murders mafia because a janitor told him to.
>>331994429
Of course.
>>331994530
Haven't played 3 myself desu
>>331994572
Sly Cooper?
>>331994572
hotline miami
>>331994682
Bingo
You find yourself in a random planet full of militant eco activists and have to build a rocket to fuck off and also defend yourself with your turbo autism.
you were just an engy until the aliens attacked
>James Bond meets The Departed: The Game
>you have no idea how any of these people were able to survive before you showed up
>You're the Messiah but you're actually not the Messiah and then you shoot God
>>331994425
Disgaea?
>>331994652By device do you mean the stuff that the scientists from the past fucked up that turn into monsters? Isn't that only in 4? Or do the Untolds have the same sort of thing happening?
>>331990172
Double Agent
>>331995060
Nope.
>>331993862
nope
>slice of life-the game
>The world is destroyed and you're in charge of rebuilding it.
>>331995042
sounds like Baroque
>your job is to guard some coke snorting whore but everything turns to shit and you end up shaving your head
>>331995224
Animal Crossing?
>you're upset
>>331994919
That'd be Factorio
1.
>You are a fucking gnome. Save the world.
2.
>You travel with an asshole. You need to play rock paper scissors to get things done your way.
3.
>You are surrounded by idiots. You want to replace them with horses.
4.
>How to raise a teenage girl simulator
5.
Little girl beats demons with a swords in a big tower.
>rob bank
>shot by gf
>fightan
>>331995075
It could be different in 3 but in 1 2 and 4,the ygdrassil tree is a device to change the environment back to normal after humans fucked it, but it became corrupt after a while so you have to fuck it up to fix itas I said, im unfamillar with 3 but it seems to be a running theme.
>>331990172
You free your evil father from prison.
The end.
You fight a virus by having your girlfriend sing.
>>331992689
killer7
>>331991217
KOTOR
>>331993245
I want to know this game, the robo hitlers I know are from Wolfenstein, but I don't know about clones
>>331992076
BG 2. Too easy.
>You must escape from some place, trying to surivive and kill final boss by destroying hearts.
>>331995869
The Hitler part was figurative.
You start off wanting to be a hero, end up having to choose between saving the world or your girlfriend.
>>331990535
yep. Dark souls
>>331990172
One city, three fucks. How long will they last in this playground?
>>331993557
Either Persona 4 or Heavy Rain.
>>331995382
Was thinking Harvest Moon, but close enough.
>>331995559
4 Life is Strange?
>>331995587
Is that stuff in the Untolds? cause I don't remember that in 1 and 2, unless I'm just being retarded.
>>331996069
Dragon Age 2?
>last boss is hitler
>sequel is 10x better
>Main character tries to get friend out of a coma by playing copious amounts of vidyagams
>>331991742
>You ride around cutting down peasants and shitting on people's caravans
mount & blade?
>>331996247
That's what theygdrassil coresare, aren't they? I could be completely wrong on this.
>>331995559
1. Book of Unwritten Tales?
>>331996093
Nope.
>the murders may be related to an ancient order and are ritualistic in nature
You get mistaken for a bounty hunter, play space pirates and get involved into some deep shit. You also get to play pokemon.
>>331996562
Murdered: Soul Suspect?
I'm going out on a limb here cuz I played that recently.
>>331992628
Correct
You're dragging this girl away from her mother.
>>331996562
Call of Cthulu? :/
>>331996693
Ico
>>331996640
>>331996820
Nope.
>a man in a hood has an extremely angry expression on his face
>>331996292
.hack?
>>331996427In EO, it just called it the core, it never really said it was a terraforming device as far as I remember. In EO2 the final boss is the scientist who put himself into an immortal robot body. Neither were really ever fucked up by humanity to my knowledge.
You get trapped in some backward-ass city and shoot bear shaped robots
>>331996562
Fahrenheit: FUCKED UP ENDING?
>>331996821
Yes.
>>331996874
Mystery of the Druids. That really doesn't explain the game more so the cover art
>Rusty Fucking Knives, sloop sellers and Cockrings
>>331996919
Yep.
>In the sequel, you are the demons
Some wizard asshole drops you into the wilderness.
SPOILERS ARE EASY MODE
YOU ONLY CHEAT YOURSELF
GAME 1
>you save your friends from being eaten>everything wants to eat you
GAME 2
>there are monsters and you blow up a mansion>BLOOD
GAME 3
>you knock a scientist off a balloon>you eat fruit
GAME 4
>there are ghosts and you kill your twin>MY ARMS, MY ARMS
GAME 5
>you raped your wife>"how can you sit there and eat pizza"
GAME 6
>you can change the size of your boobs
>you can be raped by everything else>"HEY IT'S THAT DOG"
GAME 7
>if you make the little girl cry you lose
>don't talk about her mom>paperclip
HAVE FUN
>>331991307
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
>I already Know I'm right
>you kill a bunch of communists with your bare hands.
>>331997436
Actually you're wrong. Something equally yellow but more insane exists.
>>331997714
EYE
>>331997681
Hong Kong 97?
>Keyboard has 105 keys, game has 116 buttons
>>331997754
>EYE
That's right
>>331997792
yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtYF_9e2azE
>>331997287
Sid Meiers Pirates
>An african robot goes on a quest to unveil a deadly conspiracy but in the end, discovers himself.
>>331997410
Only ever head of number two. And I guess that's only level one you are using in number two.
>>331996247
>Life is Strange?
noLong Live The Queen
>>331996495
Yes
>>331997410
Game 4: Baldurs Gate
>>331998161
>>331998174
Neither of these are correct
Try again!Are they too cryptic? I thought they were way too obvious
Hello friend, are you living?
>>331998031
Damn I got it. Though I'm not sure if murdering every fuckin ugly red in China could be described as "a bunch"
>>331997930
>My legs are ok.
>Shh, no confusion. Only brozurf now.
>MY LEGS ARE OK.
You get trick into flying to the moon to fight moon Hitler
>>331990172
Wolverine fights people in a tournament with a Sin City color palette while Marcus Fenix and Fode narrate the action
>>331997410
3 - Crash Bandicoot
>>331998453
Mad world
>>331998502
Yes, well done
>>331998587
Yes. Next one.
Nigel Thornberry and Mattias Nilson have to fight off Sulu's army.
>>331998086
>Sid Meiers Pirates
No. Extra tip:
>Sequel that did 100% of everything wrong
>>331991110
Lightning Returns?
>you spend 25 years in prison for a crime you didn't commit
>>331995042
SMT II
>>331992215
>Dragon's Dogma
No
>You dig.
>>331991856
>>331999320
One of the Dragon Quest games
>>331999359
dig dug
>>331999496
>dig dug
nein
>>331993149
Hotline Miami
>>331993714
CK2
Rise of Legends
>>331995020
Alpha Protocol
>>331997410
I'll answer my own because no-one seems to get them
GAME 1
>you save your friends from being eaten>everything wants to eat you
Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee
GAME 2
>there are monsters and you blow up a mansion>BLOOD
Resident Evil (original)
GAME 4
>there are ghosts and you kill your twin>MY ARMS, MY ARMS
Project Zero II/Fatal Frame II
GAME 5
>you raped your wife>"how can you sit there and eat pizza"
Silent Hill 2
GAME 6
>you can change the size of your boobs
>you can be raped by everything else>"HEY IT'S THAT DOG"
Haunting Ground/Demento
GAME 7
>if you make the little girl cry you lose
>don't talk about her mom>paperclip
Hotel Dusk: Room 215
You're all winners in my book, I was just too cryptic! Thanks for playing!
>>331995606
Dark messiah of Might and Magic
You first play as a cursed girl, get defeated by the final boss, play as a princess, defeat the cursed girl, lose to the final boss and then fight the final boss as the cursed girl.
>Your first task is to change the weather and stop it raining
>>332000870
This game sounds dank. What is it?
>>331991195
animal crossing
>man with a nature fetish is accused of being a spy and then gets his own tank
>>332000652
You never raped your wife in Silent Hill 2 you fucking idiot.
You're actually Strelok, brainwashed and sent to kill yourself by the scientists who createdtheZone
>>332001742
Valkyria Chronicles?
you blow shit up on a spaceship and act like a cringy anime action hero
that's literally it
>>332000634
I thought no one would get that, congrats.
>>332000652
>you raped your wife
What? I don't remember this. I do remember James smothered her to save her from the suffering, but raped?
>>332000870
I don't know but I'm highly interested in this.
>War happens
>You and your side get your shit slapped
>You get taken prisoner
>Some whiny woman starts talking to you
>End up getting headaches and flashbacks to times before the war
>Flashbacks involve a morbidly obese blackman with a hairstyle that radically changes with each flashback
>End up breaking out, killing people with guns and your headaches.No sequel.
>>332001974
yup
>someone wrecks your house so you go on a genocidal rampage
>Some bitch took your skull
>>332001742
>>332001974
Holy shit I read this as 'mature fetish' and for some reason thought of Metal Saga.
>>331995349
Max Payne 3. Surprised nobody got that one.
>>331995559
5 might be Ys Origins
>>331995585
GTA 3
>>332002037
Are you talking about Second Sight?
>>331991546
>A ghost possesses you, makes you conquer hell, then you kill some gods
Muramasa, Momohime's story?
>>332002287
Naw.
>>332001959
Fallout 2, alternatively Kingdom Hearts
>>332002296
Wooo someone finally got it.
A man named Jack fights a literal ghost in Russia, then ruins everything that happens in the next 50 years.
>>332002461
MGS3?
>>331991546
Dante's Inferno
you die on the first mission so you spend the majority of the game possessing things to solve puzzles or possessing a hot chick to shoot shit, also you aren't the main character, the villian and his dead sister are
>>332002559
Ghost Trick?
You jump back and forth over stuff every time guns are involved and you end up making friends with your enemies and then you get tortured.
you wear sunglasses at night
>>332002618
nah, if I recall it was on the gamecube
>>332002769
Geist
>>332002714
Deus ex
>>331990172
>Waifu is a semen demon, literally
>>332002918
of course
You die in the very beginning of the game and spend the rest of it running errands for everyone in California.You may or may not blow yourself up or be betrayed in the end.
>>332003061
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
>>332002950
Catherine
>you need to kill your family to kill yourself
>>331994336
Tony Hawk Underground
>>332003167
Fight Club
you kill certain people every few months
>>332002509
Yeah, that was a pretty easy one. Time for another.
You're a mechanic who is looking for his girlfriend far from home. There are unforeseen complications.
>>331995629
Ar Tonelico
>>332003167
Good guess, but no.
>>332003284
Adachi
>>332002950
Monster Girl Quest.
>>332003554
no, I specifically mean a game where you kill a few people every few months
the answer is simpler than you might think
You drive a mecha only once in the whole game.
>>331991856
ES:O?
>>332003282
No. Wasn't even aware this was a game.
>>332003438
Disgaea 5? Or this guy>>332003605
>>332003369
Dead Space.
Did you come up with that one yourself? I once described the game in one of these threads pretty much the same way.
>>332003703
MGS4?
>You climb a tower to save a gem
>>332003773
nope.actually I just remembered you do use it more than once
>>331992541
What the fuck is that one?
>>331993889
Kirby.
>>332000870
I'm still interested in this one mate. Don't leave me hanging pls
>>332002951OH YES
>>332003729
Nice. This is actually the first one of these threads I've posted in. I'll try another.
You start the game looking into a mirror, then you go to a popular vacation spot.
a giant fucking mascot gets nailed to a cross
>>331995023
Dead Rising?
>>332003721
Neither, i'm thinking pretty literally here. Have another clue.
>the non-waifu non-literal semen demon becomes a demon.
>>331995980
Life is Strange.
>>332004529
Spyro 2
>>332000870
One of the Drakengard?
>>332004753
Nope. Think significantly darker.
>>332004753
Silent hill 2
>You fall down a hole and then keep moving eastwards until you fight a king
>>332002714
>my vision's augmented
>>332004529
Silent Hill 2
>>332004927
Memetale.
>you have four other people team up to fight another team of five and in the end all end up wanting to end your lives and the lives of everyone around you.
>>332004712
I can see why you thought that, but no.
tip: It's a PS2 RPG
>>332004925
Got it. Next one.
You fall out of an airplane, then shoot people for a while. Then you have make a difficult choice.
>>332005136
>You and four other people*
>>332005193
Bioshock.
>>332004606
Dammit I give up. Can't think of anything else with a waifu-demon.
>>332004798
Not him, but nah. 3 is the only one where you play as a girl, and you only play as Zero the entire game, besides the DLC. But everything else he described doesn't happen in that.
>>332005193
Mass Effect 2 or Bioshock?
>>332005086
Correct
>>332005136
Any moba ever
>>332005413
Correct! Was thinking primarily League of Legends but your answer will do.
the entire game you do jobs for money and end up fighting a very large and powerful demon from another dimension
>>332005367
Not quite. It takes place in a plausible setting.
>>331992541
.hack: G.U. Vol.3: Redemption
you're an ill-informed young lad whose name is ridiculously forgettable
You kill god and the devil.
>Grand Theft Horse
>You're a marine and the whole game you fuck up demons so bad that you go to hell and kill a even bigger demon
>>332005687
DOOM
>>332005365
Tbh it might be sort of cheating since whether it's a game or not is up for question.
The answer isSaya no Uta
A trio of cops brutally murder hundreds of mooks with broken beer bottles, knives, and lead pipes.
>you're a miner who finds a robot with a dick and you save the solar system with it
>>332005670
RDR.
>>332005830
that's not a fucking game, it's an anime
>>332005830
Gurren lagaan
>You quickly realize everybody around you is incomptetent, insane, or both
>Fuck snowballs
>...and fuck my brother too
>>332005792
I swear if you told me it was a VN I would've gotten it right away.I'm stealing that one for Catherine tbqh.
>>332005917
No, it is in fact a game. but the game series did have an anime too
>>332005925
naw
>you're a black guy in an apocalypse who gets killed by a racist little girl.
For part of the game, you have a generic Hispanic name and have to do fucking everything.
>the entire object of the game is to help a little girl do a sudoku puzzle
>>332005993
fuck me I'm dumb
Zone of the Enders 2
>You get revived by ISIS and go on a quest for revenge and possibly pussy
You do not take any drugs like a winner and rip out "peoples" intestines.
>>332006027
RAMIEREZ
>>332006168
JUST
>>332006097
Correct.
>>332005583
Atelier Iris 2. As interpreted by NISA
>>332005951
Someone already did League of Legends.
K. No one is gonna get this one.
>You die, become a ghost, harass a teenage girl, and send a preteen girls ghost to hell, then you go to heaven.
>>332005665
Binding of Isaac?
>>332006140
Mass Effect 2?
>You hunt large, dangerous animals
>>332005820
You know it's underage hours when no-one gets this.
>>332006290
Nope.
>>332005887
correct
>>332006320
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO!
>you are a furry and must save the world with your talking sword
>>332004798
Nope, but not a bad guess.
>>332004272
>>332002030
I'll give it away soon if no one gets it.
>It's night time.
>Monsters come out
>Monsters actually your friend
>Oh shit
>Monsters actually monsters.
Ends with an explosion
>>332006359
Monster Hunter
>>332006463
The Darkness.
>The whole game is a VR mission
>>331995869
>>331993245
Wolf the new order
>It was a dream the whole time
>>332006545
Metal Gear Solid: VR Missions
>You drink a lot and live in a titty bar
>>332006497
Bingo, incredibly hard to describe without giving it away really
>>331990172
>How does a bastard, orphan son of a whore and a scotsman dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Carribean by providence impovirished in squalor grow up to be a hero and a scholar?
>>332006616
k. I've never played it but... Metro Last Light or w/e?
I really have no idea.
>>332006602
you're right but I was originally going for the entirety of MGS2 lel
>>332006545
Star ocean series
>>332006616
Real life.
>you and all your supersoldier buddies die in vain
>>332006359
Cabela's Big Game Hunter
>It's shit but everyone praises it
>>332006616
The Saboteur.I'm fokken Irish.
>>332006681
>>332006706
Negative Ghost Rider
>>332006754
this is gonna be good
>>332006754
Undertale
>>332006754
The Last of Us
>>332006742
Halo: Reach
>>332006802
Spot on m8
>>332006873
Bingo!
>you sprout a metal arm and throw a mallninja throwing blade at people
>>332006706
-slow clap-
>Four to six fuckwads go on missions to fight aliens.
>>331990172
You build place. Keep people in said place. Get paid the more you keep them in said place.
>>332006854
i personally think last of us was a good game but no where near
>10/10
and
>best game ever
>>332007023
Xcom
>>332006754
Your accomplishments.
You get woken up in a hospital, then go around telling all of your old friends that you weren't really dead.
>you lose your son to a man who has daddy issues
>>332007014
That game that had an MMO spin-off/sequel, Vector or something. Cover had a guy looking to his right with his ballknife in hand.
>Malaria
>>332006514
No
>Ends in the morning
There's a plot, but it's very hidden.The three final bosses' single quote can be taken in two ways.
>None of it is real, 'kay?
>You fall in a hole and then get hit on the head after typing an email
>>331990172
You fuck up the whole US Army and have an existentiall crusis after finding out you are not actually human surprisingly.
>>332007123
Correct. I was gonna put
>Ryan Gosling, A Black Guy, Rosa Parks, Hitler, Expendable Trash, and Taylor Swift form a team who kill aliens.
but I realized no one else probably named their six soldiers those names.
>you're orginzaiton gets taken over and you're forced to become a rogue agent with a vendetta
They cut out the ending where you hang yourself
>>332007208
My game ended with quite a few explosions, if black holes count as explosions. I guess they're implosions.
>>332006276
That would work, but it wasn't what I was thinking of.Never trust anyone, especially comedians.
>>332007162
Hint:
>your son gets kidnapped to a middle aged PI who has daddy issues
Youre a washed up C-List Celeberty that is trying to reclaim your game by uncovering the ugly truth about a company deceiving people whilst fighting off hordes of enemies.
>>332007479
HEAVY FUCKING RAAAAAAIN BITCH
>>332007357
Splinter Cell
>>332007390
Definitely not my real life.
>>332007194
Dark Sector.
>you sneak around stabbing people in order to find a little girl
>In your journey you may capture one of the greatest living classical composers of all time.
>>332007390
Call of Cthulhu Dark corners of the earth?
>>332007547
Bill and Ted for the NES?
>>332007479
Heavy rain
>>332007523
That's not what I was going for, but it's technically right
>>332007547
Eternal Sonota?
>>332007621
>>332007667
Try again
You work for a pretty cool guy who turns out to be an asshole. Also your girlfriend dies at the beginning but then you find out she didn't really die.
>>332007485
>game
Meant fame. Fuck autocorrect
A guy dresses up in other people's clothes and tries to make accidents happen
>>332007485
I can't remember if the chick from Beyond Good and Evil was a washed up celebrity or not.
>>332007728
Deus Ex Human Revolution
>>332007779
Hitman.
>>332006562
That would be too obvious.
Space loli going to different planets to conquering them.Space loli can also switch her form base on emotions and feelings
>>332007728
Maybe Deus Ex HR, but you I don't remember if you think she's dead in the story.
>>332007801
Yep.
>>332007728
Xenoblade
>You and your friend find devices that turn your worlds upside down and kill aliens too.
Good luck, niggers.
>>332007897
How the fuck is Jensen an asshole in the end?
>>332007728
>Sarif
>Asshole
Augmentation is the future, son
>you are chosen by your village to go destroy the demons, and you end up fucking everything
>>332007547
pokermans
>>332007805
>>332007779
ayy :^), was I right?
>>331990172
You sacrifice your avatar in order to become the only god in your world.
>>332008016
And here I was worrying I'd made it too meta
>>331990172
sonic adventure 2
>>332008008
Soul nomad
>>332007897
>>332008001
Oh sorry, I cant read.
But still, Sarif is the best amongst them.
>>332007391
Pretty sure you got the wrong game.
>It starts with you dying
>if you don't fuck up, only a few characters die
>>332008001
Not Jensen, Sarif.
>you must press buttons in order not to perform bodily functions
>>332008104
Wrong. Answer was Dark Souls.
>>332008102
It wasn't too meta, it was just tricky wording that is borderline a complete lie.
>>332008105
Nope.
>>332008129
>Pretty sure you got the wrong game.
No, you can definitely shoot black holes in The Darkness. I don't know what game you were talking about though.
>You fall into a lake and then get insulted by a bunch of old women.
>>332008191
You're right, I guess you never do actually capture him.
Fucking tables
>>332007728
how's Sarif an asshole?
>>332008343
Dark Souls 2
>>331990172
You pester people about foreign sailors, buy a lot of toys, play video games, wreck a whole lot of said sailors and then travel to mysterious land to the west.
>>332007825
Mugen Souls?
>>332008343
DaS II
Do not remember falling into a lake doe.
>>332007357
Guess no one's gonna answer it now the answer was:
Alpha Protocol
>>331990172
>Play tag with an enemies fleet. Fucking Starbases.
>>332007197
Far Cry 2
>>332000870
>>332001474
>>332002030
It's Bunny Must Die.
You get saved by Gary Oldman and Keifer Sutherland on multiple separate occasions.
>>331998795
Dark souls 2
>>331990172
You get kicked into a lake and get punched into the face.
Taking revenge on the puncher is optional.
You fight copyright violation.
>you are a dead guy in a suit who kills aliens with a bow
>Menu button is the same as interact button, depending on your position.た~る
This is gonna be a hard one.
>You didn't ask for this.
Play around in the dirt and bounce off invisible walls that launch you 900 feet while singing about about how you have the key to a park.
>>332008540
huh. Will definitely check it out. Thanks familia.
>>332008730
Crysis 3?
>>332008540
to bad Chelsea's moveset is so bad I didn't even finish her part of the game.
>>332008730
Prey.
>>332008786
Deus Ex: HR is the obvious one, but actually a lot of games.
>>332008786
Fallout 3 made by Bethesda
>>332008385
righto. that was easy tho.
>>332008451
It was the opening cutscene where you jump into a lake to end up in Drangleic or w/e it's spelled.
Alright. Here's gonna be a really hard one. If anyone get's it imma be surprised.
>You walk barefoot on glass before walking up and down a staircase several times in order to make time pass quicker.
Good luck.
You are a scientist whose best bro is guilty of impersonating an officer of the law.
When you're actually having fun in a /v thread
>>332008821
Yep.
>>332008896
Nope.
>you are a digital version of yourself, and must run obstacle courses designed by a snack food company
>>331990172
Your team consists of a dyke named after a mountain, an old anarchist, burned out cultist slut and a traitorous wuss on a hunt for some dragon.
>>331990172
You get bullied into distributing water on the rice fields every day until you learn enough fighting skills to fight back and become free.
>>332009046
OP here.
:^)
You're welcome.
Game 1
>Man in leather jacket undergoes violent journey to save wife after car crash
Game 2
>You cry, like, a lot.
Game 3
>Cuck goes on journey to find his not-daughter
Game 4
>Mike Mignola lawsuit pending
Game 5
>Tardwrangle your way to the Moon
>You get fucked by a dog
>You get fucked in a bathroom stall
>You get fucked by two brothers
>You get fucked by the innkeeper
>You get fucked
>>332009142
Zoe Quinn simulator?
You inexplicably make a complicated ancient weapon on your own.
You stab your friend.
In the final boss fight a guy with a beard can put you in a headlock.
>>332009101
I wanna say Game 3 is The Witcher 3...
Is game 1 Alan Wake? I'm wrong here but just guessing.
Game 5 is To The Moon??
idk the others.
>>332009101
2:Heavy Rain
3:Biocuck infinite?
>>332004861
I should have known. Damn.
>>332009078
God damn...... I remember that game! WHAT IS IT!? >_<
>>331990172
The druid is an impostor.
Also he hat neat rings you can steal from him.
Psychic space whalesand shitty devsruin everything.
>go on the best/worst trip ever then kill yourself
>>332009101
1) Painkiller
2) Isaac
no idea about the rest
>>332009239
>>332009232
Nyet to all, friendos.
>>332005181
Is it a Shadow Hearts?
>>332009314
>>332009091
>>332008051
What the fuck is happening to post quality today?
You go on a journey to save the world by picking 1 of 3 colors.
>you can transform into various animals and talk to children, provided you pay real money for said animals
>>332009359
See
>>332009364
Correct on both, sir.
You wake up to find your home under attack, so you join R. Lee Ermey to fight back. Then your brother gets captured and you become a secret agent.
>>332009418
Alien Sex Simulator 3
>>332008993
Half-Life 2
>>332009471
Call of Duty Ghosts?
>>332009486
corekt
>you're a janitor
>>331997410
4 is definitely MGS4.
>>332009524
Yep.
>>332009101
Game 5 is Kerbal Space Program.
>>332009558
Viscera Cleanup Detail.
>>331997410
Game 6 is Corruption of Champions
>>332009551
Nope, much older.
>>332005830
Zone of the Enders
>>332009340
Ass Effect
>>332009578
Yessir.
>>331997410
2:Vamprie the Masquerade bloodlines?
You can make it so the game plays itself
>>332009734
Except that you are a janitor in Viscera Cleanup Detail, and Dustforce is a shit game faggot.
>You have no control for the first 12 hours but then the game becomes okay.
>>332009558
Dustforce?
>>332006405
Sonic & The Black Knight
>>332009558
Town of salem?
>>332009848
Nope.
>>332009694
Nope. 2 game series.
>>331990172
You go on a murderous rampage into the depths of the earth in search of your stolen equipment which becomes relatively obsolete by the time you get it back.
>>332009786
>Dustforce is a shit game
kill yourself
>>332009838
yes
>you fucked up your brain and wake up in an underwater place extremely confused.
>>332009818
FFXIII
>you get hired by the USSR to kill 2 Marines in an american base.
>>332009970
>kill yourself for having a different opinion than me
>implying you aren't a huge faggot that blatantly lied when given a correct answer
>>332010006
SOMA
>>332010110
Not him but you are faggot here, sir.
>>332010056
You got it!
Here's another.
>A squad of console themed waifus tease yuri for the entire game.
>>332007301
Prototype?
>>332010174
Nepunepu the return of Pururuto
>>332010060
One of the side missions in Ground Zeroes?
>>331990172
You become edgier than in the first game.
Also combat is much better than in the first game.
You also can get laid with the 'final' boss if you collect certain things throughout the game.
>>332010152
>Not him
I believe you.
>>332010201
Damn right.
>>332010335
Godsmack simulator.
>cute girl says go kill the dragons
>then you are the dragons
>actually a wyvern
>>332010335
A really wild guess.
Prince of Persia?
Game 1
>A man without skin has a girlfriend who is kidnapped
Game 2
>Constantly fleeing from rebel scum on the way to fight the biggest rebel scum of them all
Game 3
>A journalist severely regrets trespassing
Game 4
>A space prisoner wears sunglasses all the time and gets into lots of fistfights
>>332008008
Diablo?
>>332004037
>>332005565
What he said
>>332010341
Yeah he's not. But he's right.
>>332010592
3:outlast
>>332010145
Correct!
>>332010592
1 Super Meat Boy
2 No idea
3 Outlast
4 I have no idea.
>>332010592
3 is Outlast, right?
>>332009142
Fire Emblem Fates?
>>332010698
Si senor
>You kill a bunch of orcs with traps and shit
>>332010667
That's some dope MSPaint skill, teach me how to do that.
>>332010824
Orcs Must Die
>>332010592
4 is Riddick
2 is FTL
>>332010824
Shadow of Mordor?
>>332010726
>>332010780
Correct
>>332010667
Fag, really, I"m not him.
>You're a goblin who just wants some of the good shit.
>You and your family die and then you start a covert takeover of an evil army.
>>332011016
Styx
>>332007357
Any 5th installment of any AAA game series
>>331994328
Dark Messiah?
>>332011016
Styx?
>>332011046
Currekt
>>332008351
Silent Hill 2
>>331994995
Dead space
>>332010876
Correct.
More
Game 1
>Forgetful man attempts to murder an old man on his property
Game 2
>Bald murderer likes to play dress-up
Game 3
>Always smiling man saves multicultural crew after spaceship mishap
Game 4
>Man with terrible name is hated by dead pirates, very good at insulting people
>>331990172
You join the lodge just like you were supposed to.
You pass its trials.
And when offered to become one of them you refuse and you die.
Alright. I got a good one here.
>You can become a Victorian Era Abraham Lincoln and slay monsters.
>>332006695
MGS2 wasn't entirely VR. It was basically a glorified 'war game' if anything. Simulating MGS1 by using real people and a real location to recreate the events of Shadow Moses.
>>332011305
#2 is Hitman
>pewdiepie got popular playing this
Hint:Barrels memeI haven't watch pewdipie for a long time pls no bullying
>>332011305
4 is secret of monkey island I think
>>332011305
2 - Come on. Hitman.
4 - Monkey Island.
>>332011484
I forgot.
>>332011484
Amnesia TDD
>>331990172
You really hate your siblings that everyone likes better than you.
You also have to manage a weed problem and a special needs child.
You fuck up almost every time.
>>332011305
1 Mafia 2
2 Hitman
3 Mass effect maybe idk
4 idk
>>332008646
Nope. Let's gather all the tips
>Rusty Fucking Knives, sloop sellers and Cockrings
>Sequel that did 100% of everything wrong
>Cringy Batman ripoff in makeup gets worst female character ever killed and mopes over it
>JUST KEEP DOING THINGS AND SHOOTING SHIT UNTIL SOMETHING HAPPENS
>>332011539
yeah
>>332011545
Drakengard 3?
>>331990172
Your old warbuddy calls you to his estate to help him get rid of the mysterious evil that has taken hold.
To do that you will have to kill his entire family and him.
>>332011585
>Cockrings
Does non one remember Thifourf?
>>332011725
You got it.
>>331990172
A proffessional space assassin fucks his own shit up over and over again, while forgetting it over and over again. He has an obsession with the well-being of his legs.
>>332011762
Correct, but thank taff that people are starting to forget. I can't believe it's been two years since I played it and I still remember it like yesterday due to its all-encompassing awfulness.
>>331995446
Either Asura's Wrath or God of War
>>332012041
EYE
>>331990172
>Welcome to Texas.
>Drive friendly the Texas way.
>Boom!
Another hint:
>We are supposed to be allies you maniac!
>You're male family members get killed and you spend the whole game trying to get revenge and in the end, you chose not to take vengeance.
>>332012141
Bingo
>>332011458
>>332011503
>>332011509
Yesss
>>332011581
Right about Hitman, others not.
>a desert messenger becomes the greatest asset to all sides of the war
>>332012345
New Vegas
2ez
>>332012453
ye
sozzy
>Fantasy game where the world doesn't revolve around you for once
New thread plz
Mute drinks a lot and smashes everything.
>>331999359
Shovel Knight
>>332012604
Atelier Marie.
wheres new thread
>>332012781
Nope, think more mainstream
>>332012898
Final Fantasy XII, then?
