The Witcher 3 sucks.
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The Witcher 3 sucks.
You're right
I disagree
You're wrong
now what?
It sucks my dick just right
Why are the side-quests so good, bros?
>>331824552
They all have quality story content.
why does this game have a strong anime scent. It supposed to be a shitty slav fantasy but all i see is anime.
i can't bring myself to play it because of that fact
Agreed
Redundent shit+big map=/= good game play
>>331824552
>Doing a sidequest right now
>Have to run around empty ass Novigrad doing pointless bullshit for Dandelion
>Get into a fistfight
>The dodge button that you use for 99% of fights is disabled during fistfights
>Can't use food in fistfights for whatever fucking reason
>I'm playing on Death March so everything kills me in two hits
great sidequests slavs
Except that The Witcher 3 is the best games ever made.
Keep crying faggot.
>>331826151
One of the best.*
Oops.
>>331824054
But it doesnt.
>>331825675
git gud and learn how to parry
>>331824054
you mother sucks dwarf cocks
>>331825675
Looks like someone needs to ...
... git gud!
The Witcher 3 is the best game ever made.
>>331824054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM
The Fuckan Combat Is Fucking Awful. How does anyone defend that shit?
>>331825675
>dodging against enemies in a fistfight
>learn to counter you dunce
>>331825675
>Dodge button disabled
Fuck you in about? The quick dodge works just fine and is only slightly less broken than parry spamming.
>That one Fist if the north star OOWATATATATATA Motherfucker
Literally impossible without quick dodge
>>331827312
please leave 4chan and never come back
Fuck this game has such great fucking music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gokhBJWSjeM
>>331824054
it's one of the best non-japanese rpgs i've ever played, if not the best
i did every quest in the game and explored every ? point which took forever. but even after paying off the runewright i was sitting on 20k gold from all the smuggler caches. lv 40, all viper gear
loved every single second of it although final boss is like lv35 which is embarrassing for a game that goes up to lv50 on gear. absolutely no need to be that strong
>>331828029
Yeah, though fighting Eredin on NG+ makes him a lot more powerful, he could kill you with two hits if you are not careful, they should have used dynamic level scaling with the Wild Hunt leaders at least.
>>331827881
>slavs made beautiful rendition of Fhir a Bhata play in Skellige
>bonny at morn plays in Oxenfurt
Top notch, too fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEOlZb8MUQ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHe2H2WOQXs
>finally caved in and pandered to sjws
JUST
>>331830037
>40% of the sales are in the US
>not expecting them to pander to SJWs eventually
At least it wasn't that bad in W3.
>>331824054
Witcher 3 made me realize AAA RPGs aren't for me.
>>331830037
By doing what? Putting a handful of curries in the game? They're like near the botttom of the progressive ladder of opressed ethnicities. Niggers and moslems are cool and progressive, curries and asians aren't.
>>331825675
The other only fist fight you should be allowed to complain about is the one with the rock troll. Fuck that fight,
>>331832120
>the one with the rock troll.
dude, what?
>>331832120
Rock trolls are incredibly easy to fight. Hit, hit, hit, wait for him to unguard, repeat. They get stunned every hit too, even with fists.
The only troll that's an absolute bitch in the game is that one in Skellige that can two shot you because you don't expect it at all.
>>331824552
there are side quests?
offhandedly shooting a siren while going full speed on a boat is funny as fuck.
>>331825675
that's actually the start of a great side quest
