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>>331780091
Not even the diehard drones want this to be real. I'm done with Nintendo if this is what the NX is
>>331780204
it just needs the buttons and a good harware
>>331780091
Yeah all those millions of consoles are now obsolete.
nobody actually unironically thinks this is remotely true right?
>>331780552
have you preordered the new 4.500002v2.67MARK7 version of the NoGaemsStation4?
>>331780397
nah, I ain't paying the extra $100 the NX is going to cost for that pos
>>331780673
unironically I think it's actually truly remote, right
>ah yes, let us have these analogue sticks blocking the screen, not obtrusive at all
>>331780835
Who are you trying to troll you stupid fuck? better worry about that nintendildo in your ass.
>>331781074
>nintendildo
I just don't get this, at a conceptual level
Haptic feedback is ideal for tracking, not buttons. Why not put buttons on it and leave the "sticks" as trackpads that you could place virtually anywhere. Want to only use 1? Then only use one, and a second one isn't permanently obscuring the screen
This isn't just stupid. It's downright retarded
>>331780835
PLIZ DELETE THIS!!!
I actually think it looks cool.
t. sony masterrace
Ah, here comes the same autist.
Face it, Nintendo is finished.
Theory: This is merely the handheld portion - you can dock it to the main hub and use and actual controller.
E3 can't come soon enough
>someone actually spent time making this fake garbage
>>331780091
Yeah, it's going to be great having my hands block the sides of the screen.
I really hope they have a Pro Controlleresque option.
>>331781440
The main system would probably use similar looking devices as controllers to keep everything cross compatible
>>331780091
>muh dick
>>331780204
>Tfw finally woke up from Nintendo's bullshit and now have seething anger for the entire company
>Amiiboo shot being forced down my throat
>Bad to average games every 6 months
>Prease understandu
>NX being confirmed to be the worst gimmick of all Nintendo consoles
Fuck Nintendo.
>>331780091
I'm mostly worried about the size. It looks not a whole lot bigger than a gameboy micro. Considering your hands will cover up the left and right portions of the screen, what you're left with as a viewing area isn't that big. Plus no buttons. What the fuck? Touch screen buttons are shit for anything except some casual trash
>>331781583
You are retarded. Gameplay will happen in the middle portion. The stuff close to the sticks is for touch buttons.
>>331781769
I thought that was a buttplug at first
>>331781440
>the actual controller is a buttplug you control with rectal twitches and fecal pressure
seems legit
>>331780091
This is gross.
>>331781890
>Gameplay will happen in the middle portion
What is the point of having additional screen real estate if you can't use it for anything useful? This was the biggest problem with the DS/3DS/Wii U split screen paradigm. Aside from the very, very rare game that utilized it in a meaningful fashion, it was mostly relegated to display menu-related data that would normally display simply by hitting the start button, which is not a huge hindrance. It's a bigger burden to have to look down and back up and constantly readjust your gaze.
If for the most part nothing useful will ever appear in the side areas, then they may as well not be there.
>>331781920
it is
>>331781074
>nintendildo
I would support this
This is it. We've reached the point where that disgusting minimalistic millenial design trend has overstepped its boundaries. This is a console designed solely to appeal to people who think that smartphones look cool on that basis alone.
>input devices on the screen itself
This is why I don't bother with phone games so why in the fuck would I buy a console for it? Call me weird but I like to see what I'm doing when I play vidya, strange huh? and even if all the action happens in the middle that's a small as fuck screen that will get demolished by finger prints regardless.
Fuck you Nintendo, you learned nothing from the Wii-U.
>>331782375
honestly
better this than any marxist game they showed at the GDC
>>331781074
>>331781178
Chad Warden's prophecy has finally come to pass.
>Get in an argument with someone
>They end their post with an insult
>You write a good counter-argument with an insult at the end and hit [Post]
>Cannot reply to this thread anymore
>No personal satisfaction of getting the last laugh
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>331780835
You know Nintendo does hardware upgrades all the time
>>331782992
ur gey lol
I'm not going to buy their new console, and only own a pc, so I have no bias here.
My biggest question is whether there will be input devices on the touchscreen, or plastic and extended off the touchscreen, and how they handle the size of the screen, which in essentiality is the controller.
Why would you want this as controller. The left and right side will be covered with your hands.
Your neck will hurt from looking at the screen.
And no buttons
>>331782992
lel fag
>>331780091
>ellipsoidal
how is that even mapped in memory?, I bet is rendering not existing pixels
>>331780091
>2016
>people still don't understand bluetooth connectivity of controllers
>people still don't understand that bluetooth is in all phones
>people still don't understand wii u procontroller uses bluetooth
>people still don't understand you can use wii u pro controller via bluetooth to play games
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Quit the gimmick bullshit Nintendo, If the NX flops hard you're fucked
>>331782536
>Launch Title: Wario Ware: Shove It Up Your Own Ass
>>331780204
Same here man. I'll have to wait until Sony's rumored new hardware comes out.
Im sorry Nintendorks you cant spin this
but at least it will slid in your anus smoother than the wii remote
>>331783594
That's a good point; to complicate it further, the bottom edge is tapered with a straight line. If I understood your broken english correctly, you may be right, it might just be treated as an W x H grid in memory and the extraneous pixels just aren't visible.
>>331780091
And it will have a 240p screen.
I have a hard time believing this will be it. One way or another this will work better than we think it will right now.
It has to....right?
>>331780091
wait, does the NX actually allow you to play a "Vita" version of the game on-the-go?
that's pretty fucking clever. Fuck the haters, it might be the first console I ever buy!
Not to sound like a nintendrone but that looks doctored as fuck.
>>331781074
nintendildo
>>331783594
even if all this elliptical shit is not completely fake, rendering "wasted" pixels has been a non-issue since ~2000.
all you have to do is render a black silhouette at min z-depth, then draw the scene behind it.
Early Z-reject throws away all subsequent pixel draw requests that would end up behind the mask.
>>331780091
>Nintendo releases another gimmick
>>331780091
People believe this is fake? It's Nintendo, they have been doing gimmicks for over a decade now.
*sniff* This can't be true.........I used to love Nintendo.
>>331780091
RIP in piss, nx
>>331783753
>If the NX flops hard you're fucked
That's the best we can hope for, they will never learn another way..
>>331782992
>This is the mentality of the average frogposter.
this or a console with a normal controller but literally no games
which one would you pick?
>>331780835
Nice proyection.
>>331781265
All those shitty games are more appealing than anything Nintendo has relased for the Pii Poo and the DS rehash.
>>331787806
You forgot this abomination.
>>331787806
Forgot to include the 2DS, XL, and original 3DS model.
>>331787806
but the only one with exclusives is the n3ds and they're downgrades of a wii and wii u game
ps4k instead will replace completely the ps4 as a new console and the last guardian is the big release exclusive
>>331781730
SOURCE
>>331787265
Are you retarded? If they had a normal console with a normal controller they'd finally have games. No 3rd party wants to make games for Nintendo's underpowered gimmicks.
>>331788845
>b-but...
So, it's OK when Nintendo does it?.
>ps4k instead will replace completely the ps4 as a new console and the last guardian is the big release exclusive
Gimme sources and i'll belive you.
i'm ok with this gimmick
>>331789209
>3rd parties
>making games
yeah if you enjoy cinematic shooters and assassins creed
>inb4 OMG FALLOUT IS LE EPIC TRUE GAMER EXPERIENCE XD
>>331789761
There is literally no downside to Nintendo having third party support. If you don't like them, it's not like you're forced to buy them.
>>331789761
OK, Mr. hardcore gamer. Enjoy your Splatoon and New New Super Awesome Super Mario Bros Luigi Edition.
>>331781798
I don't think it's meant to be a main video screen. What if you program buttons the touchscreen that feel like actual buttons? Problem is the screen is too narrow for classic style layout.
>>331780091
What the hell? The sticks aren't even consistently sized. And if that's how they're supposed to be, the movement stick should definitely be larger than the camera stick.
>>331788541
Dont knock it till you try it, that things way more comfy to use than any other handheld out there
>>331789761
Enjoy your watered down mario romhack simulator.
>>331780091
PogChamp
NEW GAME EXPERIENCE CONFIRMED NINTENDO SAVED VIDEO GAMES
>>331788361
Nice meme, do you want to trade?.
http://mynintendonews.com/2016/03/23/nintendo-of-europe-employee-reportedly-said-the-nx-controller-images-are-completely-fake/
>>331780091
but why? why would you make something like this?
>>331790525
what if i told you i work for NoA and I can confirm they are not faketo an extent
>>331789761
Poor sould, forced to only play Nintendo games. Do you live in Guantanamo or something?.
>>331780091
Looks pretty fake. Even if it was real, why would you want a controller like that? Getting fingerprints everywhere.
>>331780204
This. It was hard enough to accept the Wii U... but this? This is the worst looking gimmick controller I have ever seen. If all the buttons are touchscreen I will forever boycott Nintendo.
>>331790525
>the source of this article is @Doctor_Cupcakes
>>331790843
the source is Liam Robertson you cuck
>>331790585
Then I would ask you what the fuck your localization team is smoking and where I can get some
>screen on the controller
>odd shape and fingers get in the way
>have to fucking squint at it
]>drop it and it's fucked
>have to pay 200 for a new controller if breaks or buttons wear out
>Nintendo making another system with a dumb shit gimmick
>not just making a simple, basic, current-tech fucking console people can turn on, stare at their TV, and play like every other console like everybody just fucking wishes they would make
I'm done reserving hope that Nintendo will stop being retarded some day.
>>331781074
>using the world troll still in 2016
>using at all between 2001 and now
Go back to Facebook you shit skid.
>implying you won't still buy it
>>331780091
fake and gay
like holy shit why?
whomever made this should be fired, whomever approved it to be made should be fired, whomever signed off of the funding should be fired, whomever designed it should be fired, whomever even had a glancing moment of approval should be fired.
>>331791049
yes, literally @Doctor_Cupcakes
are you dumb?
>>331791198
>Buying Nintendo products after the Gamecube
>>331791395
What am i looking at here?
>>331780091
>having to look at your own hands and buttons on the screen
Wew, there goes my immersion
>>331785235
That guy is wearing rick owens AW15
Wii U 2.0
Nintendo is fucked.
>>331791550
You really are that dense?
>>331790401
go back to twitch idiot
>>331791704
well what is it?
>>331780091
>buttons on the screen
>hands have to cover the screen in order to use buttons
I'm just imaging the nonstop frustration if I accidentally touch the screen and to clean the smudge off. This is a horrible design
>>331791821
morphing touchscreen that can create custom buttons
>>331791152
>not just making a simple, basic, current-tech fucking console people can turn on, stare at their TV, and play like every other console like everybody just fucking wishes they would make
They would be like Sony and Microsoft then.
The problem is that Nintendo now is automatically related to "gimmick" and "children games", those are the first words that pop in mind when Nintendo is mentioned. They would have to use the BEST GRAPHICS (which never were their focus to begin with) and surpass the other companies in every single stage to be able to compete with them.
Even Reggie said so. Nintendo can't survive if they do the same things as the others, they are "the company that does things differently" and everyone expects them to be so.
>>331780091
Honestly? It could be sorta cool if it had physical buttons.
>>331780091
If this is legit, it's clear they want to appeal to the tablet/smartphones/iphone users. That thing looks like a modern cell phone.
>>331792848
link to circular phones?
>>331790525
>nintendo said massive created a completely fake prototype and released images of it for reasons
>>331788845
like PS3 online & support or wii online & support?
>controller with no buttons
I'm not buying this garbage
>>331791395
I CAN ALREADY SEE A SENRAN KAGURA GAME WITH THOSE THINGS APPEARING OVER NIPPLES
>>331793770
you are full of great ideas my man
>>331780091
/r/ing photoshop showing the joysticks in the middle of the thing with buttons on the outside taking up every inch of screen space
>>331780091
>confidential property
>only the screen is animated, the rest is a still image
>somehow the screen is more in-focus than the objects in the image
why would a person even do this
>>331794092
op's image has been edited anon
there's no zoidra in the leaked images
>CONFIDENTIAL PROPERTY
It's totes real, guys. The sticker isn't there for nothing, you know.
>>331794092
>being this retarded
I hate this place
>>331792532
Nintendo would be just fine - the reason they're up shit creek is due to not having hardware that third parties can easily develop for.
Look at it this way: out of Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft, who has the strongest IPs? And so, if most third party titles could be played on all three consoles, do you think everyday gamers would rather have the console that plays Mario, or the console that plays Knack?
>>331795003
Problem is people that buy sony/microsoft don't want Mario.
>>331791704
Since that guy was either being a dick or a knowitall that doesn't know shit
Its called Phorm
>>331791395
That would be amazing but I don't think another expensive controller would be a good idea
>>331781769
>finally woke up from Nintendo's bullshit
Fake and gay
>goes from a fuckin DILDO to a shitty tablet controller and then another shitty small screen controller
Nintendo is fuckin doomed.
>>331795278
Maybe, but these people do want COD/FIFA - perhaps even exclusively. For instance, I guarantee a good portion of PS4/XBone owners don't have a single first party title in their library.
IPs are Nintendo's strongest asset, if only because they are universally recognised by people who play and those who don't.
With the Wii, Nintendo required most gamers to buy a) a Wii for first party games and b) a PS3/360 to access the rest of the gaming world. This shit won't fly a second time - people want a most-games-for-your-money kinda deal, and aren't going to buy two or more consoles just to play an extra handful of games.
I know better than to believe leaks like this, but let me just say I've never wished for something not to be real this much in my life.
>>331780091
If this is real, I hate it. Why the fuck would you put the sticks in the screen. That's so intrusive. Your hands are going to cover the edges. Fucking retarded as all hell.
>>331780204
This. I'm done. They should have just given us our handheld/console all-in-one combo. That would have been a gimmick worth backing.
>>331790525
>Liam Robertson
Rip in pepperoni article, you just proved that the controller is likely real. He's known well as "one of the most unreliable sources" around now. Nobody should believe anything he says for even a second. Learn his past before you listen to him.
>>331780091
>>331780204
>>331780397
>Implying touchscreen controllers aren't the future
You are shit at videogames if you need "muh physical buttons" for games. Rumble works perfectly for touchscreens.
Pic related.
>>331790525
Literally Regi said NA wouldn't be getting the smaller N3DS.
Yet here we are.
They're damage controlling if anything, don't believe their lies.
>>331790525
Isn't this the guy that Neogaf kicked off their website because he kept trying to pass off rumors as facts, and was discredited for being a reliable source anymore?
>>331780091
This can't honestly be real, can it, /v/? There's no way Nintendo would do something as god awful as this.
Could they?
>>331797219
retard detected
Wtf is wrong everyone saying this another dumb gimmick?
It's a gimmick alright, but it's absolutely what the market will eat up
>mobile games are huge
>kids and teens are too retarded to use keyboards and buttons anymore
>can be portable or played on home screen
>small and even looks like a goddamn phone
This is EXACTLY what the next Nintendo portable should be and people will eat this shit up
>>331797219
If that was the case then I guess keyboards are going to go out of business then. Who needs 'em right?
>>331790585
>to an extent.
Let me guess, its the controller used to play the mobile games instead of normal games? And it comes with that controller, and is compatible with the pro controller, with Nintendo basically expecting you to own a pro controller if you don't want to use it?
>>331789056
http://exhentai.org/g/916420/ae07b1597d/
>>331780091
Well yeah after they saw that they most likely died from laughter
>>331797450
just because 'people' love dumb gimmicks doesn't mean they're any good.
I deal with people on a daily basis and every day increases my desire to distance myself from them in any way possible.
>>331797261
>They're damage controlling if anything, don't believe their lies
If they were really damage controlling, they'd be deleting this shit left and right
But they aren't
Is that a plate of broccoli?
>>331797279
Of course they could. This controller looks perfect for gimmicky "innovation" that Nintendo loves to force down our throats.
How long until Nintendo realizes that this force of innovation is killing them? And that's not to say they shouldn't innovate. they should, but in the right area. Save the innovation for the games themselves.
>>331780091
Why would you want to block part of the touchscreen with thumbsticks? It just doesn't make sense. The wiiu controller, although bulky, has logical button and screen placements.
You can't make this up
friendly reminder that Nintendo hasn't been good since the Gamecube
Does this mean a fight stick is a gimmick since it breaks the norm of a regular control gamepad? It's just a big box with 6 buttons and a stick.
>>331797804
>kotaku
>>331797643
Cause then it'd be true. We already saw the patent, it's likely this is a prototype they don't want to cause a shitstorm about.
>>331797450
Being successful isn't the point. The point is that the Wii taught fans which group Nintendo will target between its dedicated fans, and people with money. They targeted motion control grandmas and made money from it due to the Wii. If the same thing happens here, and mobile games swarm the NX, that's it. Its the end of them appealing to people that want games like "a real metroid" or stuff. They will pave over those people to lay the foundation of a company that makes mobile games the most.
>>331788541
I can't get over how it's just one giant touchscreen, with a little transparent plastic window covering the top half.
>>331797219
You never played a platformer on a touchscreen, right ?
>>331793770
Imagine what it would be like if what some people were discussing about the controller were true. Like if there's rocks you'll feel rocks, if there's fur you'll feel fur. Now if it was Senran Kagura if there's tiddies on screen you'd feel tiddies.
>>331794524
thanks doc
>>331782441
>>331782375
Cell phones, mobile games, mobile cell phone games, and touchscreens are what's popular in Japan and Nintendo is primarily a Japanese company.
They want to appeal to those audiences. And to children.
The old men running Nintendo don't understand modern technology, and they don't want to try. They also don't understand Western desires, and they don't want to learn about that either.
>>331780091
>>331780204
>>331781363
>>331785235
>>331786517
>>331786150
This is why companies don't like leaks. People make assumptions of leaks and then ruins the hype.
For instance, this "controller", people are now hating on the NX because of this prototype. All of /v/ thinks they know exactly what the NX is based on this image. You have absolutely no idea what this is, what it does, and what the rest of the NX is. You're basing your opinions off of this "leak" of a "controller"
Congratulations, you're whats wrong with the industry.
>people ACTUALLY think this is real
>>331798670
>you're whats wrong with the industry.
Then why does Nintendo get a free pass on things like Amiibos and bad controllers?
They certainly aren't helping third party with their consoles and they are very isolated from most developers.They are more wrong for the industry than the consumers
>>331793770
>seran kagushit
>nipples
huehuehue
>>331798670
Companies making shit products is what's wrong with this industry, and what I'm looking at in OP is a shit product.
>>331788541
Actually pretty comfy and even cheaper than the 3ds.
>>331798827
>Amiibos
Easily ignored since they do so little, they're targeted more at collectors.
>bad controllers
Nintendo has a history of odd (and gimmicky in more recent years) controllers, but they've at least learned to provide more standard alternatives since the Wii.
>>331780091
>Whoever made this thinks slapping a dollar store label maker sticker on the side makes it seem more real
Reminder, /v/ sent a card to these fuckers and are now paying the price for it. It'll teach you a lesson about shilling.
>>331798670
>entitled gamers are at fault for Japanese company making shit products
>>331798915
I don't get this meme
>>331780091
>people actually falling for this
Is this your first console generation? Fucking kids are so gullible.
>>331798670
reply
>3DS
Let's skip out on proper analogue sticks
>NX
Now we skip out on proper buttons
Expect a 2001 laptop-tier nub to make its way through a future hardware revision just because Nintendo can jew you fucking dedicated loyal fans out of more money by slowly giving you standard and basic hardware features which should be included in the device but are artificially absent from the first wave of units.
Dumb Nintendo fans
Does /v/ even have it in them to throw away their Mario hats?
>>331799428
>>331799246
>>331798976
You all don't even know what the NX is, and neither do I.
>Basing your opinions over "leaked" and "unfinished/unannounced" hardware
>2016
>>331798670
>ugh why are you people so entitled?
>>331798827
>free pass
The Wii U tanked, Iwata died, ea dropped wii u support and metroid federation force has become the new hate meme. Nintendo has taken their necessary lumps for the generation.
The only real success stories for Nintendo right now is 3ds's comeback, keeping monster hunter and splatoon becoming popular.
Nintendo is like a battered wife, and the husband is the ultra-casual audience.
>>331798365
>>331797357
>>331797463
Casuals.
You just suck at games.
Virtual touchscreen controllers are the future.
Nintendo has become totally Teflon coated.
Nothing anyone does or says can hurt their fanbase. Ever since people like that fucking prick Observer and Reggie came around, Nintendo fans have changed. They're no longer an easy mark or an easy troll. They no longer get excited when people troll them.
They don't even care about the mainstream video game media. They simply follow Nintendo sites. They're like Apple now. And Nintendo fans are totally impervious to trolling.
Xbox kids also seem to ignore all trolling.
Who do we have left Sony bros? I guess we're going to have to pick fights with the PC kids. Right?
>people complaining about Virtual buttons.
Proof for being shit, Virtual buttons are the future.
>completely customizable buttons, width, height, placement,
>add more buttons if you'd like
>remove tons of clutter for simple games
>touchscreen tech will only get better and better
only casual faggots like you crybabies will whine about "muh precision"
Since when where console controllers ever precise, analog sticks SUCK compared to a mouse and keyboard,
You want precision, go to PC for your "hardcore gaming".
If you are on console you have no right to be complaining about "muh tactile feedback and precise aiming "
Gee, you guys are worse than Nintendo.
>>331799689
>>331799781
>/v/ shits on mobile gaming and touchscreen controls
>now that Nintendo is doing it it's ok
this is almost a parody
>>331780091
WiiU sold bad
So why would a WiiU without buttons sell better?
>>331799757
>They're like Apple now.
Pic related says otherwise.
Also, they've disabled the ratings on the more recent video and in re-uiploading their recent youtube stream have cut out the Color Splash segment due to negative criticism.
>>331780091
>1946
They have been around longer then I thought.
Why can't Nintendo just make a console?
Why does it have to be gimmicks?
Why do bad things happen?
>It isn't even ergonomic!!!
Have these niggers ever even HELD a rear-view mirror before?
NEOGAF NEOGAF TUMBLR KOTAKU KOTAKU NEOGAF MUH VIDYA IS RUINED
>NAYSAYERS BTFO
Touchscreen is the future you cucks, embrace it.
>>331800143
they've actually been around since 1889
http://i.imgur.com/yOpohe4.webm
Here your buttons.
>>331800504
One step at a time friend, one step at a time. I want us to produce a screen that doesn't break before we switch to using said screens for pressing inputs.
>>331800632
Sony, not Nintendo
>>331780091
Hey neat another gimmick that will fail miserably. Good job dead jap guy!
>>331799781
>touch screen controls
>>331791395
definitely would still be inferior to real buttons since they would have no travel but the idea is pretty awesome if it's not a per-determined grid
What is this from?
>>331800253
Because they know they can't compete with Microsoft and Sony. Knowing this they made the Wii/Wii U and now they're having to face Apple and all the iOS phone garbage. They have no idea what to do to make investors happy.
>>331800504
>>331800658
Why would anyone use this shit over regular buttons? What does it accomplish?
>>331800504
will it break as easy? Will it require more power?
You guys arent seeing the big picture here--you will get to customize your own controller! Any arrangement you want, as many or as little buttons as you want, in any size. Think of the possibilities! And dont tell me physical buttons are much better than digital, theyre the same shit once you get used to the placement. The only buttons that doesnt digitially work well are the analogue and shoulder buttons, which Nintendo covered. Nintendo has done it again with their innovation, and we'll be seeing a lot of copycats down the road, book it.
Sony and MS are finished. Its over.
>>331800737
>glass roads
people actually believe this shit will work?
>>331780091
IS THAT SHIT GONNA COME WITH INVISIBLE HANDS SO I CAN SEE THE SCREEN WHILE I AM HOLDING THE FUCKING THING? JESUS NINTENDO THINK FOR A FUCKING MINUTE!
>>331799268
Foottenball
>>331800931
because they are customizable you fuck, that's the problem all controllers have today.
>>331800976
that video is 3 years old. it's has gotten way better by now I'm sure
>>331799781
Fucking kill yourself, nintenfreak.
>>331800982
This is the kind of glass that apparently can withstand 1000s of pounds of force.I personally believe the project is flawed but I'm waiting patiently to see where it goes.
>>331801089
customizable how exactly?
>>331801029
this, good thing it's not confirmed.
>>331800980
Can I customise the control to remove the fucking analogue sticks that are stuck inside the screen?
Can I customize the controller to not look like stewies fucking hed?
>>331801179
>I'm waiting patiently to see where it goes.
it'll cost a lot of money and also all roads should have somthing to give shadow or else you won't get to see the lights from the road. Could be useful for indoor parking lots
>>331799493
how far into your throat can you take nintendo's dick? I mean I'm a drone, I bought this piece of shit wiiu and the new 3ds, but this shit is unacceptable.
>>331800504
This looks like shit and you can clearly see the position of the bubbles before they inflate, eg. can't be dynamically positioned.
Try again m8
>>331801179
>This is the kind of glass that apparently can withstand 1000s of pounds of force
Ok, that's good and all, but what about when there's a collision and chunks of metal and plastic are being hurtled into the road? Even if it's like bulletproof glass or something, if the road gets cracked, that's it, you'd have to replace the entire fucking road.
>>331780091
the FOV is gonna nap failed VR ports
>>331800982
Tempered glass with a pitted surface for grip, my nigga. A prototype was already built and they drove construction equipment over it.
>>331801360
>you'd have to replace the entire fucking road.
That's the nice part, they are paneled, so if it get damaged you only have to replace said panels as opposed to the whole road.
>>331801295
I agree. Personally I think it's more trouble than it's worth and it's just some people trying to shoehorn technology more into our country, but it's apparently gotten a decent grant from the US so like I said, I'll see where it goes.
>>331780673
Neogaf whishes will all their soulless casket that this is real for epic nintendoom memes.
>>331783859
>Sony new hardware
If you mean the PS4.2 or what ever that shit is called, we shall see. But we won't see a legit PS5 for at least 5 more years. The PS4 is selling too well, and Sony doesn't want to rock the boat with it by having rumors of a new console anytime soon.
>>331801295
>It'll cost a lot of money
This is the main problem with it. It is projected that it would cost 4.4 million dollars per mile of road.
>>331780091
This shitty 3D printed fake looks higher quality than the DS4.
Top kek.
>>331801667
>they are paneled
Ok, but what's to prevent water from getting between the panels, freezing, and then ruining the road? Or is this for southern states only?
>DS, 3DS, PS Vita and Wii U all had touch screens
>nobody liked any of them or used them for anything useful
>make new controller nothing but a touch screen
sasuga
>>331781440
my theory is that the controller is like some sort of touch pad, different games have different amount of buttons, when you load the controller, it "load" the buttons you have to click, you click on the area of the touch screen and its like you touched the button.
the up/down/left/right are still the old method, because how the hell would they be touch?
>>331801179
Even asphalt gets pulverized with how much shit goes on with roads. Plus all glass can scratch a lot easier, given its texture, which hinders LED visibility, to say nothing of the maintenance and upkeep of replacing all the fucking damage glass, LEDs, and other components that goes with it every X amount of years from wear and tear.
Basically anyone who put money into that solar roadways shit is a fucking idiot. Perhaps I can see it having uses, but it sure as shit is not going to be on our open roads. I can just imagine the egregious amount of money it would cost yearly to deal with the west coasts I-5 highway. Maybe in ritzy neighborhoods or some shit.
After thinking about this for most of the day, I'm pretty sure this specific one is fake but I have almost zero doubt the real one will be mostly identical, including lack of buttons. It just seems dumb enough for ninty to do it.
>>331798135
Tablets exisit .
It's not that weird anon
>>331801568
What's the benefit of this shit?
>>331801868
>Ok, but what's to prevent water from getting between the panels, freezing, and then ruining the road?
The same bullshit we use now for this very purpose.
>Expecting some random anon to have every answer to your autistic questions
>>331780091
Thats not a controller for human fucking hands
>>331780091
>SONY
I think you misspelled Nintendo
A technology like this will cost a lot of money. Anyone realizes this? A system with the power of a PS4 or more, a screen with flexible, haptic feedback screen and with the visual fidelity of a phone, the connectivity between all the parts.
I can easily see the console itself being $250 by itself. The controller itself should easily surpass $150.
Add in whatever charges Nintendo has for the hardware and for profit margins, and it's a $500 system.
>>331797219
Shit with minimal/vibrational feedback and flat screens isn't the future at all. Tactus Technology or something similar is what you need for proper flatscreen to replace a traditional controller, and even then it will be strictly worse for sometime (it would be squishy).
Coincidentally, it looks like they're working with Tactus on this:
http://nintendoenthusiast.com/news/tactus-technology-patents-discovered-related-to-nintendo-wii-u/
It least there will be buttons.
Godamn.... it's like.....this thread is too fucking retarded...... to know tech like this exists and will be used......
>>331801868
The panels are supposedly capable of self-heating, and would prevent the water from freezing.
>>331798670
I do agree. The internet is pure cancer when it comes to video games nowadays. Back in the Game Pro days and PSN days people would go apeshit about this while reading the magazine article about it. Idiots are just too spoiled nowadays.
>>331801951
asphalt is not glass, nor it either of those specially tempered glass.
>>331780949
>>ah yes, let us have these analogue sticks blocking the screen, not obtrusive at all
This. Anyone buying this is absolutely stupid. On screen touch controls are AWFUL but they would make more sense than adding analog sticks that would block visiuals.
That said, I'm still certain whatever they have is going to be terrible
>>331800063
It's true. It's completely fucking true.
You're mocked if you even talk about phone games here, but now that Nintendo's heading into their direction, suddenly all their problems don't matter as much.
>>331802194
I did think about this, which is one of the reasons I doubt its authenticity. Nintendo want people to buy the NX right? So why this controller that would cost so much?
>>331802273
I still... don't see... how that is more comfortable than your traditional controller...
>>331802273
Problem for me isn't that it exists already but that it might not feel right to use it compared to traditional buttons, especially for d-pad movement.
>>331802132
Q: How do I protect my panels from freezing?
A: Freeze protection is not needed in all locations. However, it only takes one freeze to ruin a solar panel. Two methods are commonly used:
A drainback system allows the panels to drain when the pump shuts off. The drainback method provides freeze protection as well as overheat protection. A drainback arrangement may require an additional tank for the water in the panels to drain back to. A drainback system requires more installation care to ensure the piping is sloped properly to the tank. Every inch of piping from the panel down must be properly sloped to ensure the water will gravity flow back down. An improper installation could result in a freeze break. Fewer components are needed to install a drainback system compared to a closed loop glycol system.
Pressurized glycol systems rely on a lower freezing point in the liquid to keep the panel and piping from freezing. To protect systems with glycol, yearly testing should be performed on the pH and freeze protection level of the fluid.
That sounds like a fuckton of maintenance and completely impractical.
>>331802062
Solar panels built into the roadway. LED markers for obstacles in the road around blind turns (keeping you from hitting a stalled car/stupid deer/etc), the panels would be capable of using some of the energy they generate to heat themselves and melt ice and snow on the road, reprogrammable lane markers so they don't have to be repainted.
Theoretically, if installed on all roadways it would exceed the United States' current electricity demands.
>>331781920
I thought it was some fancy vibrating egg.
>>331801295
>>331801753
One argument is that it'll also produce more jobs for America, which apparently we need? I'm politically ignorant, but I can't see job markets being too bad for here unless it's an extremely niche profession like marine biologist.
>>331801868
I don't think that would be a problem since they would either be too close together or the panels would be sealed off by the glass.
You niggas aren't looking at the biggest problem- the problem is it's solar powered, one of the most unreliable forms of conversational energy in the world.
>>331801951
From what I hear, it wouldn't be any more of a problem or frequency replacing regular asphalt roads. I think I read replacing the panels are supposed to be cheaper and easier though. As I said, I just can't see it working at current because it seems rather unnecessary, but who knows? Maybe it's look better in a few years once they find more ways to make it better.
>>331802062
Lights on the roads that can
>detect things and light up to alert drivers at night (see picture of deer in road above)
>update roadway signs frequently, such as "construction ahead"
There were some others but I forget.
>>331802319
So you'd have a solar-paneled road stretching miles and miles, and all of it would need to be heated? That sounds like a completely unfeasible idea unless the concept of cost is abolished.
>>331801305
I am not. I am just making an unbiased opinion on nintendo's new system that hasn't even been announced and everyone is basing facts off of this "leak."
I haven't bought a nintendo console since N64. I only have a nintendo 3ds.
>>331802554
>>331802598
>muh tradisionalis!
Go play Nes you fucking losers.
>>331802769
no, they are self heating, they produce thier own heat. But not too much heat where it would be a problem. I hear leftover energy could be harvested and used to power other things or used as a backup reserve.
>>331802621
>>331802721
Those benefits don't outweigh the potential issues and costs in my opinion.
Sounds dumb as fuck.
>>331802598
We've moved on from one set of peripherals to another before.
>>331802610
>Im just gunna google up stuff for solar panels and say it applies, I'm so smart!
>>331802062
It's neat
>>331802621
Massively inefficient to put a static solar panel pointed straight up.
Bad road surface for actually driving on.
Dirt and scratching from driving will cause it to get worse over time.
Super expensive while being worse compared to normal road surfaces.
The actual solution would be angled solar roofing over all the roads.
>>331802775
>Go play Nes you fucking losers.
You mean an actually good system with a good controller unlke the NX?
>>331799757
dees niggas taking video games seriously
lmao i shake my head at you F A M
>>331802868
Ok, but these electronics would have to work in freezing temperatures with no source of sunlight for potentially a week at a time. Not to mention this shit also has to be fireproof and corrosionproof, same thing with the sealing between the panels.
>>331780091
That's literally footage copy and pasted from E3 how are people falling for this
>>331802769
>So you'd have a solar-paneled road stretching miles and miles, and all of it would need to be heated?
Gosh you guys, where might we get the power to do some heating with these solar panels in the road.
Like, how are we gunna get power for that?
You know, our powered roads, how are we going to give them some power?
>>331802721
Some people argue against it for the same reason. Asphalt companies would essentially cease to be. No more lane painters. Smaller crews for road work. And road construction would no longer be a job for brainless neanderthals and would require a working brain.
>>331802769
As I said earlier in this thread, current estimates are 4.4 million dollars per mile of road. at approximately 3,980,817 miles of road in the US, it comes out to about 17 trillion dollars. It's a nice thought experiment and could be nice for a personal driveway or the parking lot of some particularly eco-conscious company, but for an entire road system it is entirely unfeasible, especially for a country as large as the US.
>>331780091
kek this does look interesting
>>331802621
I just don't see why it's apparently too passe or something to build solar panels on the side of the road, or above like some sort of canopy. At least then you don't have millions of vehicles every year in a lot of areas weighing thousands of pounds and doing stupid shit like getting into high intensity collisions wearing the panels down. Plus such panels could then move with the angle of wear the sun is, getting the optimal amount of light. Ground panels have no ability to move.
>>331802972
See >>331802132
and look at
>The same bullshit we use now for this very purpose.
>>Expecting some random anon to have every answer to your autistic questions
so I looked it up and that's what I got. Unless you're trying to tell me we already have miles of solar panel road already installed.
>>331802947
I'm the guy who brought it up. Personally, I agree with you, but I'm willing to keep an open mind. I'm worried that people only want this for a few benefits and >>331802972 >It's neat.
>>331801568
You do know they refused to do breaking tests right?
It's a terrible thing.
>>331803168
>Asphalt companies would essentially cease to be. No more lane painters. Smaller crews for road work. And road construction would no longer be a job for brainless neanderthals and would require a working brain.
Oh no, not progress is my society!
>approximately 3,980,817 miles of road in the US
Is it all welly paved road?
>>331803159
You completely missed the 2nd part of the post, which was the main point- the cost of doing so.
>>331803090
While I agree that it's dumb, the solution to this is that they'd be all interconnected, so power from one area that is getting steady sunlight would be rerouted to another area that is not.
>>331802273
But how scratch resistant is this? It looks like a pretty thin plastic film, also what happens if a bubble gets scratched/popped? Does the fluid leak? Are all the bubbles suddenly useless?
This seems like a good technology for making dispensable controllers.
This looks fucking retarded to use
>>331803116
It's /v/
>>331780091
What the fuck is that fetus?
Seriously, Nintnendo is digging his own grave.SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
>>331798670
>Sensible opinion
>Retards going "HURR BAIT" and can't even come up with a counter-argument because they know anon is right
He is right and if you weren't fucking retarded as fuck, you'd realize it.
First of all, look at the fucking photo. Let's pretend it's not fake as fuck, which is quite probable.
Look at the shape and ergonomy. Does this look like a controller that's comfortable to hold in your hands? No, it most definitely is not and Nintendo more than likely know this.
So what does this mean? It means that it's a fucking early prototype mainly meant to test the functions and tech on it you fucking mongoloids, an early version that's far from finished.
>>331803371
>Oh no, not progress is my society!
I agree with you, that's just what people say. I figured it would be apparent I don't agree when I referred to road workers as brainless neanderthals.
>>331803367
Nah, I didn't know about that. Well.
>>331780091
Couldn't they put a thin lid on it to close it?
>>331803379
Fair enough, but I just can't see these panels surviving the wear and tear asphalt roads go through. Have they exploded a tanker on these panels yet? How about a truck carrying corrosive materials? What about shootings? not to mention gouging by, among other things, Cleatus dragging his plow down the road without a care in the world. There's also weather damage, flooding, tornadoes, etc.
>>331803371
Ah! good question, I didn't think of that.
Revise my numbers to approximately 2,605,331 miles of paved road, and 11 trillion dollars.
>>331802273
Wow what awesome new technology! Why didn't anyone think of this before? I'm sure it's will feel great to the touch!
Not sure why people are upset yet. It's a prototype, it may end up less terrible by the time it actually comes out.Given Nintendo's track record though, probably not.
>>331797489
>linking to the sad panda jew
fuck off
>>331791159
Why do you kids feel the need to pretend to be grown ups? This post is the exact same shit I just read on YouTube.
>lol kid ur so shit y don't u go back to Xanga if you like to do things I don't like it's so obsolete new get pwnt n00bz ahahahaha scrubz 4 lyfe
>>331780091
If you say that in NeoGAF, you'll get banned. Because they suck Sony's dick every day.
>>331803735
That, I agree on. Severely damaging things would destroy the fuck out of these. They can supposedly withstand the weight of a tanker, but I doubt they'd survive all of that.
>Its actually real
>>331780091
None of you actually think this is real, right? I mean just fucking look at it. It's obviously fake.
How are you supposed to hold it? Whats the point of a screen under your hands?
This thread is literally a designated shitposting street.
>>331783629
>people still don't understand you can use wii u pro controller via bluetooth to play games
Not on the latest version of Android and not without the controller's bluetooth password in some cases
>>331780204
>Not even the diehard drones want this to be real. I'm done with Nintendo if this is what the NX is
See you at console launch
Stockholm syndrome I swear
>>331804153
>This thread is literally a designated shitposting street.
These streets are made of glass.
>>331803246
Limey who glued his pubes onto his face to make a beard has a pretty decent video on this that brings up some good points against it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H901KdXgHs4
>>331788541
bro the 2DS is comfy
>>331803116
>>331803468
it was originally just an image of the controller, someone edited zelda onto it
>>331804153
>How are you supposed to hold it? Whats the point of a screen under your hands?
Have you ever had a smartphone or any touchscreen device?
So nintendos last hope is the phone market. The same children and women who play candy crush
Why would they buy an nx again?
>>331780091
>it's the same picture but this time with a shitty gif put over it
That sucks, I was hoping it'd be real just so I could laugh at nintendo.
>>331797489
>Just noticed my ISP blocked sadpanda from me
I'll never forget you glorious site.
>>331780091
>image is covering the outer rim of the left analog stick
nice try
>>331798670
Its a fucking dev kit. Entirely different to a prototype. They're not going to release a controller for devs to work on only to completely change it on them. At best it might get hand grips. Get this through your head and stop fucking posting it
>>331804742
>last hope
They can afford to bomb over 5 gens.
I mean actual bombs, not WiiU.
>>331780091
The controller might be real but this picture is a fake, it's the same still picture that was floating around earlier today just shit lazily put over the screen.
>>331804703
You don't hold a smartphone like you hold a controller, and you don't hold your fingers and thumbs over a smartphone screen, you tap it.
>>331792532
>Even Reggie said so.
Of course Reggie said so, do you think he'd imply for a second that the company he works for has lost it?
>>331805404
>you don't hold your fingers and thumbs over a smartphone screen, you tap it.
What are gestures?
What is Swype?
>>331798736
That's just how bad Nintendo is now.
>>331804832
your ISP blocks websites like its your parents? what the fuck?
>>331780091
So is there any proof that this is actually real? Because I'll be honest, this looks like it came right out of the uncanny valley.
>>331805565
Wtf is Swype, literally never heard of it
>>331798827
Because people like them, or they wouldn't sell this much
Let's be clear, all you people that bought the n3ds and wiiu are going to buy it not matter what happens right?
>>331804832
>not using a VPN
>>331798670
>>331798670
We know exactly what the nx is. More gimmicks to pander to casuals who don't give a fuck about nintendo in the first place and never will
>>331806560
Depends on the games. I bought the wiiu mostly because of monster hunter, if this has something equivalent, maybe
>>331806560
No. Most people I know are just holding their opinions until it's publicly revealed.
Rip nintendo
>>331806560
It's a cruel fate.
>mfw medical student at a university hospital
>one of our newest techniques is a heart bypass that doesn't crack the patient open
>instead it's done by a small incision through the groin of all things
>we've also done a few successful straight up eye transplants
I fucking love the march of technology.
>>331780204
More for me then, motherfucker
>>331799689
gr8 b8 m8 let me grab a pl8
>>331806560
I will buy it under 2 conditions: Pikmin 4 with Gamecube controller support, or at least removal of fucking semen-slurping Wiimote lock-on controls, AND Kirby Air Ride 2. Those 2 conditions must be met for me to purchase an NX.
>>331805862
Yeah, so bad the 3DS is dominating japan and hoarding all third party support.
>>331787806
DELETE
THIS
>>331781265
No ;)
>>331807040
Call me when you can hook up a zoom/infrared lens as a replacement eye. I want my augs dammit.
>>331807235
Amen. I won't touch a PS4 until they fucking give me Dark Cloud 3.
>>331780091
FAKE
But more importantly, a pointless gimmick
>>331781363
>Nintendo is finished.
>not Nintendo is ruined
>>331807351
Working on it, actually. We managed to snag a couple surgeons from England (where that shit is hot) to teach so it's only a matter of time.
>>331780091
Nintendo is kill
>Wii
Shitty hardware with a stupid gimmick
>WiiU
Shitty hardware with a stupid gimmick
Nintendo fans = retards who buy for stupid gimmicks
>>331780091
Nintendofag here, I really hope this is fake
But who am I kidding, Smash 5, Mario Kart 9, Zelda whatever, I know I'm gonna buy it eventually
>>331807902
But they buy for the games?
>>331780091
>games will have a weird resolution and will be impossible for let's players to show off properly
Thank fuck. Nintendo is doing God's work yet again.
>>331807804
Neat, what year do you think it'll be available to the public? 2020? 2025? Or is this one of those things that lack of knowledge of the human brain will make impossible until it's deciphered.
why cant nintendo make anything normal? why do they want to be so different?
>>331806416
>rip people off with $15 paywalls
>people refuse to buy your $60 software and $300 consoles because you ripped them off in the past except for a handful of autists who don't care about value
yeah great way to do business
>>331808018
oh yes,
Game Name [Number over 10]
Game Name [Number over 5]
Game Name [Number over 5]
and yet another 2 pokemon games
A beacon of the industry
Hey guys. Look at my PS5 controller!
It's completely real guys!
>>331780091
Nintendo
1889 - 2003
>>331808197
Splatoon
Bayonetta 2
Wonderful 101
Xenoblade X
Sorry you don't like videogames :)
>>331808201
it's weird how hard it is for people to believe that nintendo would use the controller that they patented
>>331808232
But the N64 was much worse than the Gamecube
>>331780204
I've been a Nintendo fan from the NES era. I think the SNES is one of, if not the greatest console of all time. I love the N64, gamecube, and Wii U. I wasn't crazy about the Wii but that's the only time I wasn't too excited about what Nintendo was doing.
That being said, I have to agree with this post. This concept has already been done - Now your thumbs can get in the way though. What a cool fucking idea.
>>331808637
>Wii U dev kit looked strikingly similar to its patent
I know, right?
>>331808637
Patents typically have very basic designs as they only need to show a few details regarding hardware features, they don't need to detail ergonomics (which generally come last)
>>331781920
It's his
>>331808596
Those 4 games have been out for over a year. Is that all you have been playing man? sad but thats a nintendrone for you
>>331794410
>CM Cuck
lol
>>331780091
>thumbs cover part of the screen
Why even have a screen there? That's just a waste
>>331780091
This shit is fucking gay and I hope it's fake. Nintendo's been absolute garbage lately, but I really want to be able to give the NX a chance.
>>331808041
Probably a few years because we want to make sure that the students are, you know, educated and know how to do it so within that range sounds about right. We're a level 1 trauma hospital, so we're always doing severe shit like this.
It's actually pretty goddamn rewarding despite being stressful as hell. Have some great stories too.
>one girl has a boyfriend and wants to move in with him
>she's 14
>he's 28
>parents are strangely okay with the relationship but this is their line
>she runs away in the name of love
>except it's the dead of winter and she's only got a sweatshirt and jeans for protection
>nearly freezes to death
>there's worries that most of her fingers/toes will have to be amputated (none of them were, thankfully)
>family's there
>boyfriend's there
>an officer comes in, asks the boyfriend if he's the boyfriend
>he says yes
>they try to arrest him for statutory rape
>i say try because the mother of the daughter LITERALLY jumps on the officer's back and attacks him
>father rushes to his wife's aid
>boyfriend bolts
>is taken down by another officer before he can get off the floor (we have at least 100 in the hospital at all times)
>>331809272
Man, look at all this covered area.
>>331808710
2003 was the year both the Super Nintendo and the N64 were discontinued.
People fucked up gaming hard by buying the wrong products. You guys should have been honest and bought the consoles with more and better games. If you had done that, that's how these companies would have to compete with one another; by creating more and better games than the competition.
Gaming is no longer about video games. Gaming is about Netflix, graphics, and gimmicks. It was better when there was no DVD players, or alternate console uses, and the only way to interact with a console was to put a game in it and play it. No turning the console on to access some stupid features that are better done on a PC. I wonder how many of you shitty little kids out there bought a PS4 just to use the web browser on it, so mommy and daddy wouldn't catch you looking at porn.
When you turned the SNES on, if you didn't have a game in it, you get a blank screen. You don't get your little fucking "netflix". That's how it should be. The only way to make a console good should be to put more and better games on it.
>>331800036
Sauce?
>>331801179
>customizable how exactly?
size of the buttons, placement of the buttons, senseitivity, etc.
but why bother speculating since this is fake anyway.
>>331780091
>lol the vita fucked up hard because of nogames and a 100 other reasons
>lets copy it!
I know the picture is fake, but everyone should know its literal suicide to step into the handheld market at this point.
>>331809169
>games have been out for over a year
and they still aren't even balanced
>>331809247
that guy's gonna get his shit pushed in harder than iwata and brendan fraser combined
>>331780091
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Nintendrones on suicide watch.
NX is finished.
>>331809740
Or they could just make a regular touch screen controller and have no covered area at all.
>>331809794
Blame the normalfags, they hate fun.
>>331810002
But then how would they have dynamic buttons without a screen? Think, anon!
>>331810081
>dynamic buttons
who the hell needs those?
>>331788050
Seriously? Like fucking seriously? Sonyggers are subhumans.
>>331810110
>gimmicks
Nintendo does.
>>331800504
why haven't trains and planes replaced all their control aparatus with touchscreens yet if it's so objectively superior? I mean the tech and research there far surpasses anything in the video game industry
>>331809794
Can you repeat what you just said?I can't hear you with all those tears flowing from you
>>331810154
that's still no reason for them to waste that screen space.
![[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.45_[2016.02.27_15.43.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ciapitX.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Non Non Biyori Repeat - 06 [720p].mkv snapshot 16.45 [2016.02.27 15.43.16]")
Why is it that this particular "leak" spans multiple threads?
You don't actually believe this shit, do you? People are legally barred from doing shit like this, especially on hardware development where you can easily know who leaked information on what.
> "Mr Nintendo, Mr Nintendo! Sir. It turns out devs don't want to have to program a second lot of nonsense on our consoles controller, so they're not making games for the WiiU.
> "Worry not, little friend. Our new console will feature a controller that requires EVEN MORE strenuous integration! That will surely bring them to our console."
> "Bu-"
> "MR NINTENDO HAS SPOKEN!"
>>331810494
shitposting my boy!
>>331800504
oh good an extra component that will be subjected to wear and tear, and when it fails i have to buy another obscenely expensive controller instead of one that just has buttons
sign me up
>>331810310
Well they're not going to have screen cutouts for your thumbs other than the sticks. That would look even worse.
>>331780091
>Confidential property.
> Not in japanese
Are you fucking kidding me, fuck you for even making me respond. the majority of you are retarded for falling for it this hard. Is this a meme? are you all just being ironic? holy fuck, I feel like i'm going insane here.
>>331810002
Or they could just make a normal fucking controller and leave the gimmicks behind.
But then I remember that this is Nintendo we're talking about.
>>331810494
Everyone that "believes" it are literally just here to shitpost about Nintendoomed. There are people on /v/ that take any possible oppotunity to consolewar shitpost.
Just ignore and hide until it dies down.
>>331810597
It looks like garbage with just the cutouts for the sticks. Nintendo is really fucking stupid if they go through with this.
>>331797489
fucking good shit
thanks
>>331780091
Please understand
>>331802062
It's literally a meme for 'le nerdy' crowd to start shitting up the sciences "SOLAR FRIKKIN ROADWAYS DUDE!"
>>331810650
See >>331806004
English is the international language.
>All these retarded mockups and complains about thumbs covering the screen when it clearly looks like this.
Either both of them are fake, the white one is a fake, or its an different prototype.
>FINISHED
>>331810494
> Laws are literally never broken, because it's against the law.
all this hype is making me want to buy a 3D monitor
>>331810794
forgot pic
>>331810794
>>331810892
>it's literally the reflection of the computer monitor on the controller screen in this single photo and not the others
>>331810816
>Perkele
>>331810892
black part isnt the screen, its the reflection of the monitor to the right. The only part that isnt the screen is the bottom and analogs.
>>331810857
>risking my job security at nintendo for muh neckbeard imageboard faggot's dicks
>>331811204
>job security at nintendo
you realize it's far more likely some random guy at some minor dev studio
like that guy who was crying about not getting a kit so he started whining and airing out any dirty nintendo laundry he could for clicks, that guy totally would have anonymously leaked pics if he had the opportunity
>>331811676
Yeah and that's worse because you're an outside party who signed a confidentiality agreement
Nintendo can sue your ass to oblivion, not only will your studio face bankruptcy you will go to jail
>>331780091
This is real and I can prove it. Give me 5 minutes, will provide videos of this baby in action.
And yes, I work for Nintendo. Throw the memes at me now, your going to get wrecked in 5 minutes.
THERE WILL BE 0 DEVELOPERS OUTSIDE OF NINTENDO MAKING GAMES FOR THIS SHIT HAHAHAHA
AS IF THEY COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM THE PS4 AND XB1
>touch screens
>social media integration
>expanded online functionality
I want this epoch to end.Apocalypse now.
>>331798670
Except for all those hundreds of "leaks" that create hype for the product.
If the product is good, or just the principal of the product is good, then it's a net gain for them. Their info sec might be shit, but they've got people interested.
This is just bullshit though, nobody will buy this.
>>331809472
Post more stories, it sounds like you have an interesting life.
>>331780091
>Uncommon shape
>Custom parts
Fuck that, that looks expensive to service if you dropped it and break it which statically happens btw
>>331811864
if they can prove your studio leaked that picture. and unless every dev kit is different, they can't. and even if they are, they'd still have to document every single difference between the kits to prove you did it.
>>331811873
okay i'll shoot you a meme but you better not hold out on me bro
>>331781440
Seems legit since nintendo fans are used to docking
>>331811873
shut up. my dad works for nintendo. this is fake.
All I want now is Chad Daddy to come back. Then nintendont will finally be buried deep.
>>331780091
Whoah more gimmicks that nobody fucking cares for!
Wii u sold less than the wii and nx will sell even less.
>>331812194
>5 minutes later
>Its fucking nothing
thanks senpai-san
>>331813205
Fuck I was replying to >>331811873
damn thats a good fake
>>331809740
You're are retarded
>>331811873
IT'S BEEN 5 MINUTES ASSHOLE
