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Oh great merriment, positively!
why repost old ass pages? did he stop updating or something?
>>331743586
I'm sad that terrible thread died while I was doing this.
>>331746491
why is that woman dressed like a whore?
>>331746854
If it was retaining the force from the throw and gravity was pulling it down why would it have any chance of moving in any direction but down in the first place?
>>331746854
The answer is Loss.
>>331746854
Depends on how its been thrown in there.
>>331746491
could someone please explain the joke for me
>>331746854
>>331747012
why do you guys try to make logical sense out of a literally impossible thing?
You're worse than fanboys with powerlevel shit
>inb4 you cry about no fun allowed
teehee
>>331747108
what
>>331746854
A clearly. B has 2 blue portals
>>331746972
anon, i...
>>331746854
we need to make sure to note the loss of momentum too.
>>331747202
You should start your own webcomic anon
>>331747202
Snake?
>>331747202
Got me with the last panel.
>>331747202
fuckin lel dude
>>331746854
B. If you consider the ball reaches the portal at it's highest point, it is at that point that it is most susceptible to change it's trajectory.
compare it to escape velocity. once you reach your escape velocity, you continue traveling in a straight line, given there are no external forces.
in this example, the motion would continue in a straight line if it hit a vacuum. however, since there is no external force acting on the ball at it's highest point, and the force in the throw is now tilted directly towards the ground, gravity has 100% control of the situation and will drag it straight down.
there is no reason it should ever bounce towards the backboard. the answer is B.
>>331747536
That's a right triangle, you idiot!
>>331746949
Still a WIP, but I'll post it anyways.
>>331746949
Diagonal Matt killed me
>>331747128
why discuss about that can't hapen in real life anyway?
it's just as stupid as the dragons vs wyverns debate, they're literally just fantasy creatures
>>331747764
s-so is your girlfriend!
>>331746972
>why is that woman dressed like a woman
ftfy
>>331747764
Did you even go to school? Near 90% of our understanding of math and science fall under this category.
>>331747628
>sex slave Arah
>not Kojima
You fucked up, kid
>>331747764
Literally no fun allowed
>>331747628
I think a better name for the one holding a lightsaber would be "The Sith that Yiffs".
The one behind Special Ed Fred is a Thundercat wielding an Invisible Sword of Omens.
The one below Sarah is the Hobbit.
>>331747147
The only correct answer
>>331747920
most retarded post of the day
congratulations
>>331747202
KISHISHISHISHIHIGekkoMoria.jpg
>>331747764
Do you realize that you're on a board for video games?
>>331748073
It's absolutely correct, though.
Source: I'm a fucking mathematics major.
>>331748074
nearly dropped the game once i had to find the triforce pieces
why an unfinished game like WW is considered a masterpiece is literally beyond me
that game is beautiful, but its nowhere near as good as OoT or LttP
>>331748392
Kill yourself
Literally added adventure and dungeons
>>331746491
This is the first buckley comic I've ever read that had something resembling a good idea, wasn't horribly executed, and is almost funny
WHY OH WHY OH WHY DO YOU KEEP UPDATING ME ON THIS STUPID FUCKING COMIC 8 YEARS LATER?
>>331748521
>American universities
>>331748498
>adventure and dungeons
all Zelda games are adventures
and WW probably has the least dungeons of them all.
>>331748670
Why am I this erect? HOW am I this erect?
>>331748392
Hunting down treasure using maps was what made me feel like a seafaring pirate.
Fuck you, anon.
>>331748784
fuck off tom preston
>>331748392
Yes, let's have a game about naval exploration that doesn't feature adventuring for maps, treasures and ghost ships.
Pleb.
>>331748770
>Hideo Kojima
>>331748867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphtNeHKwGo
>>331748770
very kek
>>331748810
yeah real thrilling grinding for tingle and searching treasure on your 1-man boat.
naw, shit was boring and lame
even the combat was casual shit since all you had to do was wait for "PRESS A" to counter/instakill enemies
without the triforce pieces hunt, that game would be 5 hours long
>>331748967
What the fuck
Give me a TL;DR for that
HEH HEH
>>331748967
Holy shit, I thought at first this was a joke because of his nasal voice. It's really him though, isn't it
>>331748892
yeah, lets remove an entire dungeon because of time constraints and give them some boring and tedious quest for them to kill time and have a full-length game
kids wont notice the missing content, they're too stupid
>>331748521
It's still gay
>>331749358
It's not gay if the balls aren't touching
>>331749332
Dude, that shit happens all the time. You're only whining because you know about it.
>>331748967
God, this fag should buy a new computer
>>331748387
there's a difference between discussing shit like time travel and how it could work within the laws or nature and talking about a completely made up gun that doesn't have any actual rules applied to it
wow what would happen if you did this and that with the portals??? There's no answer to that, simple as that. There's never going to be a situation where this is going to happen, so all the discussion is pretty much pointless
>>331747109
what is the problem? his boyfriend do it everytime on him every time after an anal creampie
>>331749397
Wrong, it's only not gay if the swords don't cross.
>>331748967
>episode named internet harassment
>skip to a random part
>he's talking about gaslighting and how unanimous hatred of his shit is emotional abuse and he's not really awful
The gift that keeps on giving.
>>331749556
But anon, he has a Mac, and Macs are better than PCs, he said so :^)
>>331748770
Who wants to name the last two?
>>331748967
How can you make Skyrim look so bad while also having that shitty framerate?
>>331748967
Woah that's a nice looking slideshow
>>331749609
what if you hug and forget to leave a gap between crotches?
>>331749692
Screaming Nini and Trent - The High Functioning
>>331748967
why can't you see his subscriber count? did he hide it or does he really have zero subs?
>>331749538
cut content is nothing new, i get it. Look at Banjo Kazooie.
But there is literally a missing dungeon in WW, and you are simply given the item. You don't need a youtube video to tell you what a copout that was back in 2003. And considering that it has less dungeouns than Majora's mask, its pretty obvious.
>>331749563
WHAT IF
You stuck your dick in a portal and had another portal behind your ass? Is it masturbation? Would you be immune to being told to go fuck yourself?
>>331748670
cute
>>331749692
Analingus Alexus
>>331746854
Does anyone realise that the B is a blue portal and it wont work because you cant throw something in the blue portal and make is comeback out the blue portal without the orange.
>>331749821
Sounds gay. And it would only encourage people to tell you to go fuck yourself since you can actually do it.
>>331749563
No, the guy you're talking with is right.
Even if it IS something impossible, talking about it is a sign of intelligence and imagination, you fucking mongoloid.
By your logic talking about video game lore or books is useless too because "Durr it has no real life application." when in reality they have the pretty major application of allowing your brain to explore new theoretical concepts and scenarios you wouldn't normally get to digest. IE, what smart people like to do.
Not everyone is a fucking dope that gets assblasted at the concept of just THINKING about something. How fucking stupid can you be where you actually get annoyed and start bitching about someone because they exercise their working mind? It's a sign of MAJOR intellectual insecurity on your part.
Thinking about foreign concepts is how human beings- well, intelligent human beings learn. I suppose you managed to get by in life by having to be slapped in the back of the head and corrects repeatedly by an exasperated mentor though, huh? Can't learn jack shit for yourself?
>>331748670
>charlie and the chocolate factory inspired fetish art
You know I shouldn't be surprised, but it still caught me off guard.
>>331749821
Unless you could actually move the portals, you wouldn't be able to actually penetrate or thrust.
If you thrust your penis, your butt moves forward.
If you bend your butt back, your penis recedes.
You'd need a magical onahole anus rather than a normal portal.
>>331749397
>>331749609
Let's settle this once and for all:
http://strawpoll.me/7161349
>>331750171
I think you gave it too much thought anon...
>>331749692
Grandma looks like Liam Neeson.
>>331749692
I think I've got it.
LOL
>>331750338
This actually made me chuckle, stupid shit.
>>331750306
>>331749692
You guys missed someone. Bottom right, laying on their back. Call them Red Rocket Richard.
>>331750338
Force restart in 5 minutes :^)
>>331750306
>hideo kojima
>sith that yiffs
Haha
>>331750701
God dammit
LOL
O
L
>>331750532
Its the current year and Microshaft still pulls this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC4Mlhna6kE
>>331750701
wait a minute, what fucking font is the bit in the purple box? I swear I've seen that font very recently and it's pissing me off that I can't remember. I'm sure there's text in some game that's written in that exact fuckinf font
>>331751130
Team Fortress 2.
>>331749801
He must hide it. I'm subbed just to watch this train wreck.
>>331748967
>comments disabled
>rating disabled
Like fucking pottery.
>>331751191
I really wish he just had not a single subscriber
>>331751034
Best thing about Win10 is seeing all the idiots who bought into it getting their asses pounded by Microshit's retardation
Lol?
>>331750000
NICE QUADS
i'll give you a little just dont tell anyone ok?
>>331751291
It actually works fairly good now since there are tools available to disable the vast majority of Microsofts dogshit.
It's still fucking awful that there is so many hidden options that send information to Microsoft.
>>331751171
Picture for reference.
>>331751319
bredygood
>>331750171
Oh man my sides, you truly think outside the box
>>331748617
None of those things are true.
>>331750765
LOL NIGGER LMAO
>>331751685
Hey redit
>>331751692
RACISM AMIRIGHT /v/?
>>331750449
Personally I'd go with Roadkill
>>331750765
>Posting your own comment
Stale
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>>331750765
It's funny because racism mobkey xD
>>331749692
> dat one nigga no one invited
>>331750225
How far 4chan has fallen...
>>331751535
switch woman and man in the first part and it's spot on
>>331752065
>It makes sense when read left to right
>It makes sense when read right to left
It's HADOKEN all over again
>>331752065
I SLEPT TOO LONG
>>331746854
It is entirely dependant on the portal orientation.
Other than if B was a blue portal, after the ball travels through the Orange portal the ball will not travel in a straight line. Even though there is only one force acting on the ball (gravity) there is still the downwards momentum carried from the first part acting on the ball in the second part.
>>331747536
That is true, as an object will remain in constant motion until a force is acted apon it; however if the motion is split into X and Y components, it can be seen that the gravity force does not change the speed gained. The ball will only travel in a straight line IF the distance (x) was zero as v^2=vi^2+2(9.8)(0) as then v^2 = 0. Think of it as just dropping the ball through the portal instead of chucking it in.
>>331747108
Here's your reply
>>331750306
>Pussy magnet
I was thinking just "dog" for him personally.
>>331752065
Rip sides, you will be missed.
>>331750701
what tha fuck that children, rabbit with fox ear?!!
『LOL』
>>331752513
Actually a good point...
I guess regardless of what it is, it wont look like his child...
>>331747473
That's fuckin adorable
>>331752513
The thing in the stroller is the dessort fox thingy that sounds like the blackes negro you'll ever encounter living in a van.
zozzle
>>331752762
Fennec fox?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su3ovMsFXMg
>>331748521
please, tell me it's some bullshit panel held while bronycom2015nohomoedition, and not some real life lecture at the university.
>>331752639
thanks to god they're shaming about their kid and they hidden it to the world.
>>331748521
lmao
>>331752842
the original robot pet
>>331749358
it's not gay i went to college for this
>>331753330
fuck you, i will write in text until the end
>>331753330
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING MIC, MIKE.
STOP BEING A FUCKING CUNT
heh
>>331753330
>online vidya was what taught me to type properly
Mavis ain't got shit on maplestory
>>331752238
why are you wasting your talents here?
>>331747628
I won't lie.
I'd fuck Sex Slave Sarah.
Slightly homely girls with short hair and glasses are my fetish.
>>331754024
I dont think thats a girl desu senpai.
>>331754024That's a man.
>>331752238
50% autism 50% intelligencestop wasting your time answering to retards
>>331753897
>>331752238
I think he's just practicing it's intelligence, plus I think it's cool.
>>331752842
>fox
That's a special doggo.
>>331753748
I think I've been spoiled over the years because when I started my multiplayer "career" (lack of a better term) typing to everyone was the norm, but now I instantly think they are a terrible player if they dont use their mic.
>>331754150
No! Bad anon!
>>331753660
Wow, a "wat if vid gams were REAL???" comics that actually made me laugh.
>>331747109
str vs dex?
>>331754569
does this nonsense even have a legitimate following anymore or is it all people sticking around to watch the train wreck like CAD
>>331754569
It's funny because the redhead is pretending to be a girl.
>>331754470
i just read it for the funny faces
>>331754569
>Teh shirt
>2014
>
>>331748967
Holy shit, he sounds like he's out of breath from sitting.
>>331754737
It's partially people hoping the artist has another breakdown and does something stupid again and tumblrinas who are the ones most likely to drive the artist over the edge.
>>331754835
Fat people are always out of breath
LOL?
>>331746854
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.
>>331747108
But this IS fun
>>331753957
Is that Animal Crossing's Villager?
>>331754971
Jojo edits of anything never fail to make me laugh.
>>331754876
holy fuck!
ok. time to jump over the fence and become internet famous comic artist who sucks dick of every progressive idea ever conceived.
>>331748967
>>331750449
should name him Dean
>>331755107
>F430
Shit taste
>>331754876
needs moar piercings, there's loose flesh between his upper lip and nose, put a giant black circle there too
>>331748521
That clearly something some /v/irgin did as a project then presented.
>>331752873
The card-necklace the guy on the left is wearing suggests it's some sort of con.
>>331755167
this is gold
>>331754876
He looks like a fat Dick Valentine without an ounce of self-respect, and probably even more gay.
WWWWWWWWWWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI
>>331754876
hahahahaha
>>331747202
Jesus. Its bad when you guys are better at comics than Fuckley.
LOL
>>331755547
Someone post raine dog
>>331754752
thats the first time ive laughed at a webcomic since oglaf
>>331755107
As someone who was bullied, lately I started to think that could have been a good thing all along.
I mean violence is not a good thing but i was the kid that wore flashy clothes, voiced those weird opinions, the one that should be held to yourself and been bit of a bitch.
Currently I am a wreck but I certainly can see myself now being an insufferable tumblrina had I not been bullied...
L-lol?
>>331754752
deathbulge is genuinly funny though
>>331748521
>A M B R O S E M A R K S
>M
>B
>R
>O
>S
>E
>M
>A
>R
>K
>S
>>331747202
next level
>>331754752
why are they british police
>>331754752
>>331755909
fuck these both made me laugh
>>331755986
>3128
goddamn
how long has this shit been going? early 2000?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A
>>331756195
Mid-2003, iirc. It was successful enough with indiefags that he was able to quit his 9-5 and live entirely off advertising and merch sales with 18 months, which was further bolstered a few years ago when he went the Patreon route.
>>331747202
>Be me
>Make this fucking edit and post it
>Few people give me (you)'s and then thread expires
>Post it in another thread
>Get two (You) and a fuck(you)
>Someone else post it
>Replies exceeding 4ch tech limitation
>Chicks lining up under his house just for a chance to give him a bj
>Salon wants to interview him and Trump changes his haircut to Skrillex type with this >>331747202 post number tattooed on the back of his head
Tell me your secret anon, how did you do this?
>>331748392
>OoT
>masterpiece
Its shit senpai. Aged like milk.
Lttp is godlike tho.
LOL
>>331756397
well his art has certainly come a long way since then, I'll give him that
>>331755731
>Transgender male looks exactly like his mom
I have problems with this.
>>331751535
shit son my entire highschool life
>>331750007
To many fetishes based on childhood fixations.
Someone has to put a stop to this.
>>331756473 (You)
>>331755708
Is this a real, working finished game?
>>331756552
I'm more amazed that people still actively buy QC merchandise.
>>331751034
>current year
>Still posting that fake video an Apple drone made
>>331756576
Why, its her Mother.
>>331756663
Thanks anon, I try not to spend it all in one place.
>>331746491
>all there is to GTA is murdering hookers
Did Buckley ever play it?
>>331756538
London
Not even once
>>331755708
The fuck am I reading?
>>331756929
That's how I play it.
>>331748718
That's an anime con panel you retard
>>331756576
The brother looks similar too.
>>331757248
Identical twins?
>>331757248
inbreeding
explains everything
>>331757248
Man everyone in this comic have terrible posture.
>>331756576
Do you not know how genetics work?
>>331752238
>using high school baby physics to pretend he's smart
Lol! Just because you cluttered the screen with dumb garbage doesn't mean you're smart.
>>331757309
Not sure, I think he's younger than the tranny since he's still in college.
>>331757248
>dick
hue
>>331757309
nah, apparently the tranny is a couple years older
>>331751446
>yfw you realise not all of them can be deactivated.
>>331757416
Unless he started taking hormones in a really early age he's gonna have some male traits like a fucking jaw or some shoulders.
>>331757598
what exactly would drive a ranger to loot a deathclaw guarded cereal cache?
>>331751952
did you wake up and piss ur self because reality collapsed in ponyland ?
>>331757248
What a fuckboi of a brother
>>331757248
HOL UP- Why does the brother have a skeleton hand?
>>331746491
What's funny is it looks like he's trying to make his art look more organic, but he still can only draw one human so I immediately thought he was making a fucking Jack Thompson reference in 2016.
>>331757875
he secretly hides a skeleton within himself
>>331757416
No, but the author doesn't either.
>>331757875
he cut himself on the comic's progressiveness
>>331757875
Robot prosthetic, the comic's world is basically the same as now except they have super advanced robotics.
Pic related.
>>331757875
it's a robot hand
Wouldn't it make more sense if your work of fiction was just progressive, but wasn't the main focus?
>>331757875
Probably due to some CRAZY HIJINKS, it's a comic after all so of course there's some great humor. Hidden in there somewhere. Very deep.Deep like the artist's ass.
>>331750000
Holy shit, quads
>>331758181
Like in New Vegas?
>>331752842
Pokken: Live action edition
>>331757732
niggas hungry
>>331757732
He's a big guy.
>>331753660
I want that mans necklace and hair. Holy shit that would be fucking cool as hell.
>>331756576
SHES TRANSGENDER
OH AHAAHAHA
THIS GOT A LOT FUNNIER
I THOUGHT THE SCENE WAS JUST FUCKING AKWARD
OH FUCK THAT GUY IS SO GEY
>>331756696
>>331756984
>being this new to the vidya
C'mon guys, lurk moar.
>>331758553
Sorry I made you upset, Xir
>>331758561
That's a game?
>>331758624
This would actually be a good explanation if he didn't self insert constantly anyway
>>331758689
Yes, baby Carena is the player taking the screenshot, Trask is some random.You missed the glory days of real man's ERP vidya, sorry.
>>331758624
Why not just fucking own up to it
"Would you draw yourself bald?"
>>331748967
Looks like an egg more than eggman.
>>331758624
I might actually listen to his bitching a couple seconds longer if he actually drew himself like in panel 3.
>>331754737
I mostly gloss over it. I find the AI politics slightly intriguing
>>331756809
Are you sure is his mom?
>>331754793
Don't you see? Webcomic artists live in a fictional world where they are still young and hip, they were only briefly outcasts but now everyone "gets" them and those that don't get them are ignorant hicks.
If you go out in the real world no one gives a FUCK to talk about lgbt issues like webcomics do. That's why it's so fucking stupid to only make comics about transgendered children and shit like that. It is not a common thing, it's becoming more and more accepted, but it's such a fucking small corner of life.
It's the same with tumblr people. They think they are enlightened, but whether they are right or wrong they still only have a tunnel-visioned perspective on life. The worst part is it is rarely actually on an issue, but completely focused inward on themselves and their persona they just CANT FUCKING LIVE WITHOUT. They need to be exactly what their head-partners want them to be and everyone needs to accept it.
>>331755452
Look at his expression and hands on his hips too
He's got a real "We showed them!" attitude.
>>331758809
How do I play this? I need some loli in my life.
>>331759014
I forgot I was just responding to the "teh" shirt very quickly while writing this post. Woops.
>>331757732
Sugar bombs, obviously
>>331747202
>15$
does it include AIDS or I have to buy it separately?
>>331757732
he can make drugs with that
>>331747628
Far bottom right should beUnder Dog
>>331759046
I just said you missed out dude, the game is a tiny tiny shadow of its former self. There used to be this whole "no sexhaving" joke that got far too out of hand, and nowadays despite the game still having these inbuilt ERP features you will get fined, harrassed and even killed if you're found fucking. Needless to say, nobody who still plays the game wants to fuck.
>>331748967
someone post his vlog where he talks about the people at gametrailers forums that were mean to him (he even had a list of the evil people that trolled him in those forums)
in the pic you can see dobson and his nephew, and his horrible girlfriend(?)
>>331750306
I wanna see more of Blowjob Beth. Could be some potential there
lol
>>331758624
I'll be honest, both bald versions look better.
>>331759181
You get AIDS by reading original.
>>331747202
SNAKE
>>331749692
Hideous Henry for the guy with the glasses
>>331759519
ara ara~
>>331758624
dobson looks better realistically.
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9O5ItmZf84
>>331759740
degenerates
>>331746854
>guaranteed replies
>>331752584
half the characters in this feels forced as fuck
>>331755697
/v/irgins were always good at humor
>>331747202
one of the best things to come out of those threads
and yeah, the original maker, solidsnakejob.
>>331754737
The artist makes 7k a month
>>331755221
That's clearly 458.
>>331755909
I know this fucking feel.
>>331757875
post lady lynx you fuck
>>331759424
>and nowadays despite the game still having these inbuilt ERP features you will get fined, harrassed and even killed if you're found fucking. Needless to say, nobody who still plays the game wants to fuck.
Uwotm8?
Pretty sure that's bullshit, even a few months ago fucking was pretty common.
>>331759452I'd fuck dobson
>>331750003
>Even if it IS something impossible, talking about it is a sign of autism
FIFY
>>331758624
He should do all these comics in the realistic style, it would be a lot funnier
>>331758624
>I didn't say hair, I said bear.
>Why do you draw yourself as a fucking bear wierdo?
>>331753660
Is that guys shirt and necklace based on Nagorno-Karabkh's flag?
>>331759452
Jesus christ, I am not at all surprised that Dobson is fucking that.
>>331760121
Seriously? When I quit a few years ago now and moved toSLI would frequently just get outright killed for being caught having sex. That whole "joke" got wayy out of hand, and when I tried to go back to the game like last year some time they'd changed a heap of shit to make it feel more SFW, like the whole char creation shit.
>>331759740
>Brentalfloss
man, I miss the simpler times, how the hell did he decided to associate himself with shit like Dobson and TGWTG?
>>331747202
>that snake
>>331760352
>and when I tried to go back to the game like last year some time they'd changed a heap of shit to make it feel more SFW, like the whole char creation shit.
Like what?
Pretty sure they didn't get rid of "Hey kid, suck my dick to get through here" thing.
That's pretty much a rite of passage.
>>331760087
I know this fucking feel too, except when it's not nitpicking it's 0 replies/notesBut, whenever there's a hit I get all joyous, like, there's a reason to do all this
HAHA, a lol thread. Classic!
>>331752584
well meme'd, my /co/.
>>331746949
>Diagonal Matt
So simple yet so effective
>>331760482
No, they did. They got rid of the whole dreamworld thingo, just had you pick the stats you wanted straight up, and I remember there being no more orphanage too. Pretty sure you went straight in as an adult.
>>331757248
>that outraged posture at the end
So he is gay.
>>331760482
I miss it so much. I remember pissing off an admin/mod and getting locked in a room with jetpack velociraptors that may have had scissors. Not sure about the scissors, though. I also remember going out of my way to make Hellboy cuz fuck you.
Shame it died. And no, don't say it didn't. The fucking raid on the admin zep was glorious.
>>331760767
>They got rid of the whole dreamworld thingo, just had you pick the stats you wanted straight up, and I remember there being no more orphanage too. Pretty sure you went straight in as an adult.
Ahh, you're thinking of the offshoot InfernoMOO.
Pretty sure HellMOO is the same as it always was, IIRC getting rid of all the loli/shota and orphan stuff was a decision on the part of the splitters who made Hate/InfernoMOO.
>>331760874
>And no, don't say it didn't.
Oh yea, it's been dead for years.
It died when FUN died.
>>331760887
I think the baby rape bit was actually pretty much perfect in getting players to understand how fucked the game would be. Same as bashing in kids skulls.
>>331755167
lost 1000%
>>331760502
>Cave Story
>No filler
>Story not allowed to take center stage
SOMEBODY FORGOT ABOUT SAND ZONE
>>331760953
Pretty much. It was a gem in a sea of shit. In a lot of ways it was never about the vile things you could do so much as the fucking HILARIOUS shit you could do. The setting and interactions just made boring/normal people fuck off. Wasn't there some vampiregoku shitter who'd run around fucking up people and high end monsters for people alike?
>>331760987
>Same as bashing in kids skulls.
>>331760887
Wasn't HateMOO supposed to be the more hardcore PVP one? I can't remember, maybe I did go to InfernoMOO. I was on HellMOO to begin with though and it was pretty damn awful when I left. I actually ended up being branded as a spawn of Satan, my apartment decorated in blood scrawlings thanks to a madmin. It was pretty metal, but made things hard when my combat and shit was interrupted by coughing up blood or screaming in tongues.
>>331761125
See the difference between that and HellMOO, is that in HellMOO you could fuck the skull afterwards.
>>331761076
There's always an exception here and there regarding filler, but that was not story based.
>>331760502
Is steel strider any good?
I like mecha stuff and contra
>>331761125
God bless you dorf fort. To this day one of the best games I could never get good at and was totally okay with that being the case.
>>331757926
Should've drawn a fratbro in a gender studies class. It'd be less ambiguous and more current.
>>331761125
God damn I fucking love Dorf Fort.
Shame there was no degenerate sex shit in it.
>>331748521
I think I'm having a stroke.
>>331761223
>that was not story based
Anon it was literally an excuse for Jenka to give an exposition dump
Don't try to fool me like I haven't played it 20 times in the last decade and talked about it just as long
>>331761149
>Wasn't HateMOO supposed to be the more hardcore PVP one?
Yep.
From a gameplay perspective, Hate/InfernoMOO definitely have the better PVP system, but they're lacking in terms of content.
Personally, I'd just play both, not that there's any reason for that.
>>331761215
If an NPC didn't rape you. They could do that, couldn't they? I can't remember fully. And you lost all your shit on death unless you were still in that grace period or bought certain items.
>>331746854
Why did the orange portal suddenly turn blue in the last panel?
>>331761236
It's like contra and Assault Suit Valken, but it has full PC control compatibility.
>>331760502
MUH GAMEPLAY
>>331761265
There wasanyone have that thread where dude modded sex in and created an orphanage...
>>331761434Obok Meatgod isn't real anon, let it go.
>>331761236
Astro Port games are okay, not great. They are similar to the games that inspired them but they feel a little cheap, lacking polish. So if you want more of the same of Metal Warriors, Assault Suits Valkan, Front Mission Gun Hazard, etc, go for it. I enjoyed them.
So basically put them on a wishlist and buy on a sale.
>>331761306
I wouldn't call it an exposition dump as much as some dialogue being given to you. An exposition dump would be something like TLOU, where you spend 30 minutes listening to a guy while walking down a hallway. In comparison, the scene with Jenka is light as a feather.
>>331761339
Yeah, the lack of players and lack of ERP when I left HellMOO has turned me off it forever. Shame, I really loved walking down a street scantily clad and just getting groped, then dragged off. Once I even had just two guys use me in the middle of the street.
>>331761351
You generally never lost anything because you could just buy an inexpensive capsule that locked your shit up on death and could only be accessed by you. NPCs didn't rape no, I'm pretty sure not. You could strip and fuck NPCs though and just play pretend :^)
>>331761569
Regardless of how much or little there is, it's still there
And Pixel didn't need to use 5 dogs to do it
>>331761638
Granted. That's why Cave Story isn't a perfect game, nor will I defend it as much. But it's not "stuffed with filler" like I initially claimed.
>>331761637
>NPCs didn't rape no, I'm pretty sure not.
Pretty sure the pirates at Botany Bay raped the shit out of people.
>>331761391
>>331761479
Thanks kind anons
>>331761792
Also tentacle monsters and the kraken.
>>331756016
>not legging it from the coppers across the great british desert
>>331748074
>>331748392
Why does the triforce hunt trigger autism so much?
>>331746854
I'm at a loss
>>331748521
>Trying this hard to justify why jerking off to men isn't gay
>>331761792
>>331761848
Oh damn, then I was missing out on the fun.
>>331746854
But it seems that he just catched a ball that flew trough the blue portal rather than throwing it in there
>>331755810
I don't know. Wouldn't it be better tell you in constructive way that your style fucking sucks?
>>331761932
But not all gay people like traps.
>>331762087
>"Hey I guess you're right, my style does suck, I think I'm going to change it now"
As if that ever happens anon. Have you never met a teenager in your entire life?
>>331761421
Yes, "muh gameplay" indeed. The heck is wrong with that?
>>331757248
>he's gonna take you back to the past
>>331761637
I remember the reusable capsule being insanely expensive. Maybe it never existed. Maybe it was added later.
>>331761792
So let me ask this,honestly.
How many of those that played it for sickfuckery and how many played it because sickfuckery was always everpresent and represented just how fucked up things could and likely would get?
>>331755708
is the trask here bolivar trask from the fucking xmen by chance?
>>331761479
>Front Mission Gun Hazard
Fuck, i've been trying to remember what this game was called for years, I got it in one of those "generate a random game to play" things and then lost the rom file later
Thanks anon
P.S. that's a ridiculously fucking strong name for a game
>>331748208
My guess is they expanded the part where you search for treasure because it took sooooo fucking long to do it.
>>331762397
>How many of those that played it for sickfuckery and how many played it because sickfuckery was always everpresent and represented just how fucked up things could and likely would get?
The former played it for a week or 2 at most.
The latter played it for years. But most people just played for a week and fucked off later.
>>331747202
Wait a minute that wall.
>>331746949
>junpei-kun
>persona 3 MC
I died
>>331762397
I got a nice payment from a guy who bent me over in the back of his helicopter, so I could afford whatever I liked and can't really remember exactly how much it did cost, however before that I don't recall it being a terrible price. I think there were a few times of having to try and get some cash to buy another one whilst still being vulnerable to losing my gear, but I don't feel like it took more than an hour even to scrape the cash together to grab one.
>>331762225
>crossed
Is that shit still going? How does this edgy bullshit make money?
>>331748967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rGKXner5Ig
>>331747628
DEBBIE DOWNER
>>331761479
I'd rate them at least an 8/10 because they're not walking simulators with DLC that lets you check your privilege, and they don't try to be lolsorandum 4th wall breaking meme games. They also aren't restricted by DRM. So if you don't like steam or origin or gog, you can buy them directly from the developer.
I wish more games were like that. As much as I use steam for convenience, it shouldn't be mandatory to play games. No DRM should be.
>>331762585
I think you're spot on. Except for mister degenerate over here, but he made it work. I didn't find the sex all that exciting, personally. But that's because my fetishes weren't represented.
>>331762635
You're a slut. But obviously a profitable one. Anyone remember all the trenchcoat kids with katanas who dispensed mem justice?
Were either of you playing long enough to see my character when I made him an actual in game PI?
>>331756538
oh fuck didn't see that coming
saved
>>331762185
It does happen when it's people whose opinion you give a shit about telling you
But you probably didn't have any friends in school sooooooooo
>>331760306
daaaamn, the deerpést lore
>>331762874
>Were either of you playing long enough to see my character when I made him an actual in game PI?
No clue, I've only been playing on and off since like 2010.
Last time I played was in 2014.
>>331755167
This could easily be a Homunculus reference.
>>331762874
Yeah I was a slut, that's how I got branded as a spawn of fucking Satan. I generally was just nice though, never y'know, asked for money or really flaunted things, my description was designed to give teasing, subtle hints towards sex when I was clothed, but as soon as someone started stripping me they'd find quite sexual descriptions that egged them on. So in that way I guess was how I attracted some more of the elite players, I ended up in a decent faction for some time (until I left on my own volition), I had one guy even escort me around to grab shit I wanted, then yeah the guy who gave me enough dosh to set me up.
>>331762937
I have a filter specifically for these kinds of ima(...)
>>331750765
>marsy
>>331748521
Someone did this when I was at college. We were studying presentational skills talking about our favourite hobby.
A guy did this but with transsexuals
>>331755697
To be fair it is not hard to be better than Buckley at anything.
>>331762690
In that specific picture's defense, it's from the webcomic which is like the only good Crossed story.
>>331763015
I played it daily for a while. Won't say how long to save what little dignity I have. Most fun I had with an MMO, and I did some world seconds and thirds with my guild in WoW.
>>331763190
You were a strange guy. Cool of you to at least roleplay. Was that just your way of getting off or did you enjoy manipulating some of the mega spergs? I won't judge.
Well, I will. But not harshly. Probably.
>>331748521
this cant be real
>>331749556
>>331763223
wait a minute, I know that name
>>331762185
Yeah? It's called conversation with friends.
If you don't have any, maybe.
>>331748521
I actually had a classmate in uni that did a presentation on that fallout pony fanfic in creative writing class.
>>331746949
Is this an mlp meetup or something?
>Me on the right
>>331763691
this is shopped right?
>>331763442
>Most fun I had with an MMO
Oh yea, definitely, only issue I had was having to set up triggers to grind shit like dodge.
>>331763742
>neck man
>Charleston Shooter on the right
Nice.
>>331750225
>no option for "it's all gay as fuck, you faggot."
>>331747628
>involving the mentally challenged in your sick lifestyle
Fucking burn all furries
>>331763442
Way of getting off, it was my next step beyond CoC. Some of the shit got really fucking hot, like being "trapped" in a guy's bathroom, getting whipped and shit in between taking his legit 16in dick (or however big your dick got with like maximum fuck skill etc.) that would cause me in-game stress and make my char to break down in tears on the floor. Eventually I moved to basically all freeform RP, and leaving HellMOO was my first foray into PnP RPGs and of course SL, which I still do.
The mega spergs just got far too creepy. Like one guy who was fucking me for a while until he found out I fucked just everyone and anyone, and he got all sulky and shit as if I was cheating on him. Then another who asked me for my fucking phone number, "to hear me cum".
>>331761076
>Sandzone
>Filler
What are ya, fucking retarded or something?
>>331763781
Definitely old school. Had fun playing a bounty hunter/psychopath too, going around killing people doing just that. Wish I coulda chatted with the nerds who ran it.
>>331763742
That man stole the other man's neck!
>>331763691
Sweet merciful jesus those are some weird motherfuckers.
>>331763928
It's 100% filler
Any Cave Story vet. will agree
This is indefensible and you have no argument
>>331763929
>Had fun playing a bounty hunter/psychopath tooJohnny?
>>331748670
Thicc threads.gif
Less than a minute ago I just heard this from a fag in College.
"I don't play sport games. Those are for dudebros who call themselves gamers."
I cringed in real life.
>>331756473
Right place, right time, stars aligned. If it actually was you then thank you!
>>331764105
He's right though
>>331755928
lunatic fridge
>>331763903
Hey, if that's what got your dick hard. Did you play as a female or a male? Did you force childhood or no?
Also, you fucked up getting a rep. I understand being a callgirl/guy has perks, but it also has drawbacks. CoC was fun for its ridiculousness but had pretty poor gameplay. But it's a porn game, so...
Second Life was only good in its infancy, in my opinion. Now its too heavily regulated and being a shitheel who plays as a floating Daytona car isn't fun anymore.
>>331760418
>aspect
>and you
;_;
>>331747012
>what is angular momentum
>>331756538
Real fucking convoluted.
>>331764267
What happens if I've never used instagram
Do I fail or can I ask for an actual test
>>331756538
How am I meant to read this?
>>331764267
What the fuck.
>>331763691
Oh god I remember that shit, still make me cringe to that day.
Fucking french teenagers.
>>331764034
Close. I'd spoiler tag my name but i'm a phone posting retard now that my PC died. If you ever kept in touch with him he'd possibly know me. We'd occasionally pass notes about marks if you find that sort of RP attitude tolerable. Our hours didn't line up very well, though. Was a lot of fun crippling memers who wanted mad powerlevels but didn't enjoy playing. All it took was a good weapon and some decent forethought, unless they had an admin humping their leg.
>>331764264
Angular momentum isn't real.
>>331764179
Female, and of course had that mutation where I could just grow a dick. Played a tomboyish character, a brawler. Real high str, loved just gymming it up then going out and smacking up some zombies or whatever. Never found any drawbacks for being a fuckbuddy, not until people started killing me for having sex.
Not sure what you mean about SL being too heavily regulated, it's still pretty good. Plenty of places I've seen for you to goof off if that's your thing...
>>331762365
>now I can get fat.jpg
Holy shit, is she trying to beat Nostalgia Critic's wife's high score or what?
>>331764267
>Australian schools are now actively teaching kids to shitpost
Truly these are the end times.
>>331757248
>dick
>>331764141
>Right place, right time, stars aligned
Thanks anon, next time I am about to post something, I am gonna consult my horoscope, federal bureau of geodesy and call Hawkins.
>>331764146
>using internet discourse lingo in real life
D O N O T
O
N
O
T
>>331763903
>Like one guy who was fucking me for a while until he found out I fucked just everyone and anyone, and he got all sulky and shit as if I was cheating on him. Then another who asked me for my fucking phone number, "to hear me cum".
Jesus christ.
Worst I got was this one veteran who was really into new players and would occasionally molest them or pressure them for sexual favors in return for helping them.
>>331764670
>m-muh secrit me mes
>>331764670
dudebro isn't internet lingo
are you socially inept
>>331764561
>6th grade
>sex drugs drinking
dear god
>>331764267
Please tell me this shit is fake
>>331764548
You could be right man. Interesting playing a gymbunny with some hot to trot studs lining up to rail you. Definitely got detail. Maybe SL is still good. Maybe. I just remember how it was so broken and the skins were hideous and RARELY you'd see someone make magic happen. Back when it was used by 14 year olds and 40 year old rapists/lonely moms. I was never Ralph tier but being known as Daytona made me smile.
>>331748670
UHHHHH
>>331746491
Where did this meme come from? I've never killed a single hooker in GTA, nor does the game even remotely suggest you do so.
Ive killed plenty of random civilians, but why are people so fucking focused on killing hookers in GTA?
>>331764267
Is it possible for someones brain to explode from sheer hatred?
I think its happening
>>331764876
>Fat is thick
fucking dumbass
>>331764918
Because fucking them gives you health back, and then killing them gets the money back that you spent, thus free health.
>>331755810
I'd totally get a pair of scissors and snip those things off
>>331751446
How would I go about disabling said dogshit
Why would a hooker be out by a bus stop at 7 am on a weekday?
Is Youtube fucking up for you guys too?
>>331748521
This would be hilarious to watch someone do a presentation on. When I went school all people had presentations on was fucking countries and shit.
>>331756538
I dont feel like analyzing this whole comic again but I did the math on something in this before and one of the ages of the characters was really fucked up.
Also he was too shy to give up his seat, but he was okay with kissing his boyfriend in public?
>>331765063
Have you ever been to New york?
>>331765075
i had 2 guys do a presentation on league of trash.
>>331748617
Nice try, buckley.
>>331764725
Oh buddy, you ain't seen nothing. HellMOO was a haven for sad, clingy omegas. I had a heap of guys wanting to cuddle me after sex, guys complain when I wanted them to rape and abuse me because they wanted to treat me like a lady. Actually that guy who got sulky about me being the town bicycle even went on about being a "gentleman" to me. Cringey shit.
>>331764835
It looks pretty good now, there's actually been a whole movement of sorts with rigged mesh bodies. A lot of people have moved on to these gorgeous looks and outright just do not deal with anyone using the default SL body. But sounds like you just want to goof around as a flying car, wherever the fun is in that...
>>331760418
FUCK YOU.I got the good ending a few years ago though so I'm not feeling too bad about that anymore.
>>331764725
It always made me, the guy that phone posts and was a vet kinda amused. Like you'd occasionally get new players given your name and you'd be asked by them to take them down. It was a blast since you'd play hardball and wait for ten or twenty to promise you their next hour in cash per character to make something happen.
Shame most of them were buddies with admins or would just apartment lock themselves. Still, if you knew how to look for patterns you could be a mean motherfucker.
>>331746491
15 year old me would laugh hysterically as I shot people in the face, stole the ambulance that soon arrived and ran over dozens of hookers on the sidewalk with the sirens blaring. The cops would chase me, but I wouldn't let them ruin my fun.
>>331746949
Guys
I knew that Narcissa guy in college
>>331765132
It was once New Amsterdam.
>>331765217
See, that's why I stopped playing once my female character hit 16.
Fuck that shit.
>>331763691
That's one mean-looking indian. Is he constipated? Does he need to use the loo?
I mean, I know he needs to use the loo IN GENERAL, but did he need to go when the picture was taken?
>>331765007
>That's not REAL thick!
Woooooow
>>331748392
git gud
>>331748670
Sometimes I wanna stop and think about how fetishes like this got so big on the internetand how I even got into ithaving this fetish is suffering
>>331752238
>did not name all the vectors
>did not determine positive and negative directions, and didn't note that G or v are vectors
>claimed the x and y components of v as both simply being 'v' instead of being the x and y components of v
0 points, see your teacher
>>331748074
BIG BROOOTTTHHHEEERRRRR
>>331757434
>>331765487
>Claim to be wrong
>show no evidence to prove their point
/v/ eveyone
>>331765445
>Dark Cloud 2
Mah nigga.
>>331765095
just because you're relaxed around your partner doesn't mean you're relaxed around strangers
it's two nonconflicting scenarios anon
>>331765597
>>331748074
Link's sister was an annoying, sexy cunt.
>>331765217
Hey, your thing's your thing. I won't tell you it's good or bad. I can appreciate you giving some thought and finding enjoyment in what you did. I just liked the broken, chaotic nature of it in the early days. Much like early Minecraft, really. It had little to do with acting lolsorandum and more to do with seeing where lines were drawn with people. I can definitely see why you wouldn't have liked me in SL.
>>331765414
At least it wasn't when Billy beat your head with a rock, fucked your corpse and then smeared himself with your blood and left in the nude with your eyesocket full of cum.
>>331757875
He's a transskeleton.
>>331765667
go back to high school, kid
>>331765667
But >>331765487 showed evidence you dumb fucking cunt
>>331764146
Why do you resent people happier than you?
>>331751952
>>331751692
>>331751828
sorry your jammies got rustled little lefties
>>331765217
Boy, I can already visualize that fetish stat sheet.
Probably something like this, but worse.
>>331765807
It's not that I wouldn't have liked you, I just don't see the point in it. It just seems like a waste of such a community, to go and y'know, run around as some random object or jumbled avi. There's no substance to it, no long-term goals, no RP. It's just nothing to me.
>>331746854
Answer is A since a blue portal doesn't fucking link to a blue portal you morons.
>>331750701
Wow, they really are trying to turn our children into Furries.
I thought it was just people memeing but nope, it's 100% legit. Disney is actively pushing the Furry agenda.
>>331760502
>Xenoverse
>Gritty and edgy on purpose
You what mate, shit's bright as fuck.
>>331762087
I agree with this guy, bullying is not a good way of building good character. Now I don't like SJWs one bit but bullying someone to change there views is fucked up.
Becoming a good man/woman is about looking at yourself in the mirror and making a change not being pressured through violence but if you where/are a SJW you idea of bullying would be very different from the rest of the world.
Ex. He doesn't agree that there are 50 genders and is criticising my views . He has to be a rapist and a bully.
>>331746630
>his beard is bones
>>331766301
Definitely
This totally isn't innocuous and you're definitely not overreacting like a sperg based on your own hang-ups
100%
>>331766159
Yeah, pedophilia probably was pretty high since I spent a lot of time in that orphanage when I was starting out. Fur? Don't remember that being a thing. Switch men and women, too, but otherwise pretty close.I had max fuck too of course, which is weird since you go from like B cup tits when you're still a young adult to BAM like G cups or some janky shit.
>>331760502
>>331762251
>>331761223
>>331761569
>>331761725
PFAHAHAh Mr. "muh gameplay" Autist (AKA "Bloodborne has too many cutscenes") is back
Perfect thread for you. Regardless, seek help
>>331766159
>retards
>put your special thing in me
>>331766310
It's a general list of grievances that apply to various games under them. Not everything will be guilty of all the flaws listed, but they're major contenders for quite a few flaws.
>>331766458
I'm glad somebody agrees with me.
>>331766490
This might be closer.
>>331766548
Yea, lotta fuckin weirdos playin this game m8.
>>331764561
>Sex, drugs, drinking
>6th grade
>>331766504
Fitting that people on /v/ would dislike someone who wants GAMEPLAY in their video games. I mean, it's not like the entire point of the medium is to play your game.
>>331760502
>xenoblade and bayo in the 'muh mature gamer' section and not the fun first section
I'm a little mad
>>331755986
>Hiding the 5 o'clock shadow with a scarf.
Well played.
>>331766659
I don't know about you but 6th grade for me was fucking Sin City
>>331764267
jesus no wonder aussies are the world's most prolific shitposters
>>331755547
>It's been around since the origins of time
So has rape. I guess she's ok with rape too.
>>331764561
Those accounts are all satire though.R-right?
>>331766780
There's a reason for that, you know.
>>331764267
This is fake, no way shit can be this retarded.
>>331747473
Cute
>>331766802
Oh i'm not questioning whether or not it was, i'm just not convinced that's the way it should be. I don't think 11-12 year olds need to experience that shit before their brains are even close to being developed.
>>331766756
I wonder what your reaction to Nier Automata would be...
"Wow! You can't GAMEPLAY while the sword is flying back to you after you throw it?!! That's a 2 seconds long CUTSCENE" [smug tumblr game heavy-in-dialog face]
>>331748967
>be on studio computer
>hooked up to outboard audio interface and 2x HS80m monitors + HS10w sub
>$2,000 worth of signal path
>injecting this burbling
>roiling
>pool of viscous saliva that he calls a mouth
>directly into my ears
>>331764561
I hope her parents saw this shit
>>331766924
>excess
for there to be excess there'd have to be more cutscenes than gameplay. I've played both of these start to finish and, especially with xenoblade, I could go days of just playing the game and not being interrupted by plot or cutscenes. Fucking hell people shouldn't be allowed to make lists like this unless they actually play the games on them.
>>331766924
>this troll image
>>331766490
That was one of the stat problems, honestly. But that was mostly a fetish deal.
>>331766548
Dude, the game was amazing. You missed out.
>>331767034
That's the thing, they experience that shit -because- their brains are not developed yet, I had the luck of being oblivious to that shit and never get myself involved, but that still didn't stop me from watching a girl give some guy that was doing the 6th grade for the fourth time a blowjob
>>331750007
You and me both.
>>331767137
>for there to be excess there'd have to be more cutscenes than gameplay.
Not true. Look at Dragon Age: Inquisition, which promises 40-100+ hours of gameplay, but it's laden with cinematics and cutscenes and dialoge and exposition. I'd certainly consider that cinematic. Don't believe me? Look for yourself. http://howlongtobeat.com/game.php?id=11627
>>331767040
If it's as much of a cinematic experience as Nier was, then I won't have much excitement for it.
>>331763691
What's Kitano doing with those nerds.
>>331767521
I don't see how you can try and isolate Nier's cutscenes when so many important plot points and conversations happen while fighting during boss fights.
>>331751440
JESUS man spoiler that shit, do you want the mods to find out?
>>331763691
Why do I get the feeling this is from a board meetup?
>>331767703
That only makes it worse anon, since it means that it has more than 5 hours of cinematics and dialogue.
Now, don't get me wrong. a minute here, a minute there, and so on, dedicated to exposition and context is okay. But come on. Is a story so important to a game that it needs to bloat the game and get in the way of gameplay?
>>331767149
oh no, he's quite serious about it. Do you know the 5 second long boss cutscenes, or the optional dialog you can always skip in Souls games? That's too much for him.
I'm sure somehow Monster Hunter or EtrianOdyssey has "not enough gameplay" for him
And then he masturbates to SteelStrider screenshots at night. That's the epitome of a game for him, perfection. Anything with more than 1 minute of cutscenes or dialog in a 50 hour long game is shit.
>>331767521
Fair enough. But I was wondering what your reaction to the gameplay in the webm itself would be. I already know your minimum standards, I'm trying to see what your limits are now. If throwing a sword like a boomerang and not being able to take any other action while it's on the air would be considered shit.
Anyway, what about EDF4.1? Surely you won't say It's not "GAMEPLAY" enough for you... right?it does have short irrelevant skippable starting cutscenes before some of the levels
>>331766028
Dogs don' t actually like being covered in blankets. They can manage their body heat while sleeping just fine unlike us hairless apes.
>>331767918
what's it like to have actual, non /v/ meme autism?
>>331768349
heh
>>331761875
because short attention span retard
>>331768097
I don't mind occasional context-giving story, but moderation is the key. You can laugh all you want, but I dare you to look at games like The Order and tell me that oversaturation of cinematics isn't a problem in the industry.
>>331768441
My dogs always wanted to cover them with rag or something.
I think it was less about being cold and more about unparalleled level of comfines they got out of it.
>>331748967
Even his voice sound stupid holy shit
>>331767918
So should games just not have fleshed out stories, or what?
>>331764561
Now, I'm pretty sure I was retarded at that age but I didn't even know what drugs were or bother looking at girls until High school.
Why
>>331768349
These comics were never funny except the nuclear explosion one.
>>331768898
Be grateful for your ignorance, i can't help but feel that girl doesn't have the brightest future ahead of her.
>>331768821
If you want fleshed out stories, read a book. A video game story should be there to tell you what you're shooting, why you're platforming, or whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBktyyaV9LY
Using this thread for my own purposes.
>>331765672
THICKER
>>331769043
The thumbnail made it look like the intro to Armageddon, you know, the one where Charlton Heston narrates
>>331768548
Yes, but not all games are The Order, are they?
But you go too far with your cutscenes and dialog hate-boner (yet somehow you like Undertale, lends well with your austism I guess)
I'm just glad I'm not disfunctional like you and can actually enjoy a plethora of games, some more story-heavy than others.
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