ITT we post vague spoilers to videogames without saying what they're from.
Fuck, just finally finished that a few hours ago. What a ride.
You're a cat
>>331732298
You're a squid.
>>331732298
吾輩は猫である
>>331732375
No, a kid
wasnt it 9 = 0?
dream.
You're a gay
You killed noone and saved the world, kinda.
>>331732298
It was meteorites
It isn't you.
>>331732413
no 6 because 9 is barely in the game
>>331732413
Technically, 3=0 and 6=9, but outside of game mechanics, 6=0.
>>331732375
You're an octopus
The bad guys were actually the good guys the whole time
>>331732132
Red=green=blue
You're actually dead, she's not who she appears to be, the gay one is God and the other guy's just a compassionate brother
>>331732582
you've actually been dead this entire time
>>331732132
Would you kindly go kill yourself?
The president is a genocidal maniac.
>>331732132
Adachi is the killer
fdisk N:\ier
I got three from the same shitty dev
>Mayans or maybe aliens are making it snow a lot
>You're investigating the murders you did for no reason
>He was your magical unborn twin
>>331732132
I get it. It's about how video game review scores start at 6.Seriousy though, he keeps asking what's going on when you look at Light fixtures because his name is Light.
>>331732132
Someone already beat the Elite Four
>>331732132
The game ends with you killing the king of demons and leaves off with a cliffhanger of the main character about to fight a revived feudal lord.
>>331732590
Fuck I just beat ME3 for the first time 40 minutes ago and I am just as bitter as you are.
There's a vampire in her ass
>>331732132
The power of friendship gives you the power to repel Death itself.
>>331732660
David Cage is the gift that keeps on giving
Turning down sex on a jetski
you are the demons
The snake was playing you like a fiddle
>>331732132
Actions in the future change the past.
>>331732660
Quantic Dream is such a shit
The lamp is a dog.
A goddamn brat bullshits an innocent man
Going home to be with your family.
>>331732770
Staff member has died
>>331732132
999
>>331732132
The good guys were actually the bad guys
Coffee man was the murderer
>>331732758
Doom
>And then John was a zombie
Bestiality revives the hero
>>331732132
o i get it
You're rival didn't actually kill his father.
It was me.
Moon aliens
Turns you you were the Black man all alongBest dlc ever
Old man kills his granddaughter and joins your team.
The only way to avoid fate is to fuck off to an alternate universe
>>331732132
the bad guy is you.
This applies to two different games that I can immediately think of, probably lots more
You die but not really
>>331732602
Mirai Nikki?
Lack of communication kills. Kills children, specifically.
>>331732602
Tell me who you are
Who you were
How much have you been paid?
Take it easy, r-e-l-a-x
Would you like to have something to drink?
Asuho is still best girl even after you've done all paths
You can choose to either kill him or dont. It doesn't really change the ending.
>>331733127
>Project Snowblind
>Halo 3
>Skyrim (you go to the afterlife at least)
>Fallout 3 (with dlc's)
Can we make these specific enough for us to get them?
>>331732746
Beautiful game, would banter with villains over the radio again.
You resist the six-sided soup-based menace so well that their people lose interest in conquering you and the whole invasion just kinda peters out.
No one will guess this, so I made it somewhat specific.
You're the person you've been trying to kill
Nobody will get this
>>331732672
Onimusha
Is this vague enough?
>>331732672
One of the Mortal Kombat's?
You have the option to kill one of your two friends.
Or you can try and kill the motherfuckers than want you to kill you friends.
>>331732602TWEWY is the only game that gets power of friendship right.
>>331732780
I Was a Geezer Cyborg the Whole Time and My Future Self Lived My Younger Adult Years Before I Got To
>>331732718
awesome game. kinda dissapointed with the last one
If you let the guy in the beginning live, you die at the end
>>331733273
What is S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>331733325
ur demon?
>>331733265
fuck that guy.still love the how he use frustation in revelation mountain
>>331733390
Gta V.
>Did anyone actually kill someone their first playthrough?
>>331733273
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R
>>331733390Meth head/ Rich Guy/ Nigger simulator
It was the gimp all along.
DUDE THE CITY IS FAKE LMAO
"Goodbye kid";_;
>>331733498
Mine was AA3
>>331733530
No, John, YOU are the demons!
>>331733390
GTA5?
You never pick up her ice cream
Two for one.
The villian has a mother complex.
>>331733318
Ghost Trick
Ur mom got thirsty once, a lot of people (including your dad and kinda you) die so it doesn't happen again
>>331733610
Postal 2
which reminds me I need to finish that shit
>>331733536
>>331733524
Yeah, that was easy
>>331733661
Yeah you do
>>331733608
You're the chosen one
>>331733605
The fucked up thing is that they actually all apply to Killer7, even if it wasn't what you intended.
You caused the terrorist attack
>>331733535
was really hoping that everyone did die.
The merchant is actaully the chosen one
People die because a fat man wants to grow plants.
>>331733627
FFVII is one
>>331733768
Neat. I haven't played Killer7 in years and really only remember this one >>331733006
That game had such an awesome ending sequence
>>331733273
Cheeki breeki
The old woman is the devil and the other two projects got cancelled.
>>331733852
Too easy, Zach.
The tragedy is what corrupted your friends and put them in danger
It was a ghost all along
The girl you're trying to fuck is secretly your sister in law.
>>331733587
Saints Row 4
A idiot kills hundreds of people (almost including you) then he breaks your bedroom. After you decide to help him bust out of the facility, you accidently turn on someone who made difficult decisions for the good of all of us. They retake control of the facility and renew their attempts to make the world a better place. (For everyone except the one's who are dead) You then put the idiot in charge of the facility. Then he decides to kill you. Then you both get sucked into the vacuum of space. (but you survive)
And I'm still alive
>>331733006
Minerva's Den, right?
>tfw it was way better than the main game
She wasn't actually dead, it was her sister impersonating her.
>>331732132
Your waifu isn't real.
>>331734032
Dangling Grandpas
>>331732647
>Vice-president
RICHARDDDDD!!!!
you didn't survive.
you aren't real.
you will be missed.
Your partner is now of the god race
>>331734069
You mean Dangit Ronpaul?
You are a robot
>>331733986
too easy m8.
>>331732770
No nignogno
>>331734125
Dipshit Robots, that's what I said.
>>331733986
Portal 2
>>331732132
Being too competent will get you killed.
>>331732132
go through portal - game ends with 3 different endings.
medieval setting, no space
You're the reason is dying around you
He dies sacrificing himself and he never even got to bang the hot scholar chick
>>331732132
Fag
>>331734229
Hexen?
>>331734240
__?
although based on what you said maybe Planescape Torment?
>>331733986
>Saints Row 4
Nigga, that was spelled out at the beginning of the game.
You are manipulated into nearly murdering your parents, that were transformed into a giant 3-headed dragon.
>>331734317
oh, everyone
not plain scape
>>331734323
Two of your childhood friends betray you and your brother.
>>331734087
FFX
...
Klonoa?
You stop the bad guy from destroying the world so you can destroy it better.
>>331732685
lolwut
>>331734389
FFX, yeah
good job
The world is square
>>331734379
What is Golden Sun TLA
>>331734384
I fucked your mum.
Concerned parent simulator where you look after orphans and beat up bullies and meanies
>>331734302
ah damn, i didn't think of that.
no, it's not that old. about 2008 it came out and in europe it was a huge success, america not so much
>>331734475
CORRECT!
My mistake though, it was a 2-headed dragon
Red and white protectors kill eachother then 12 sacrifice themselves to kill a judge.
>>331734474
>The world is square
What?
like ff6?
Is that actually true
>>331734391
You probably didn't intend for the answer to be Nier, but it fits.
>>331734521
Nier again
>>331732607
You die at the start of the game.
A gaudy redneck killed a man bent over a box and then flew away
You turn into a baby with horns
>>331734636
Nope.
You dont look after orphans in Nier and MUH Yona doesnt count.
>>331734641
Medieval
and
Demon's Souls
>>331734669
What is Shadow of the Colossus
also ICO to an extent
The bartender is the bad guy. There's two games I'm thinking of, I'll accept either.
It was a Mayan Shaman.
Daddy's a demon that wants to destroy the world.
You get rid of the main bad guy only for some of you allies to betray you and take over as the new villains.
The guy that seems evil is actually a passionately good guy.
The guy that seems good is what tore the island apart.
Don't open it
>>331734669
Ico
Series instead
If they're not a variation of the antagonist, almost every major character is a variation of the protagonist
>>331734739
Probably not the answer but Xenoblade Chronicles
>>331734756
VtmB
>>331734697
Kaine and Emil are orphans
And Muh Yonah totally counts.
I'd say Asura's wrath, but he only looks after one orphan for a little while.
This is a dlc
Don't go inside, you'll be trapped
>>331734739
Flower Sun and Rain?
>>331734738
Catherine
>>331734785
Still no. Hint is "Beat up"
>>331734719
CORRECT!
How about this one?
The bad guy opens a book and gets sucked into it, trapping him for eternity.
>>331732132
it wasn't really about saving earth
it was just revenge for your pet rabbit
>>331734782
Hmm, good point, no but that's a good answer.
>>331734810
no, never actually heard of that game
The game is older
>>331734706
Fuck. *Medievil
>>331734853
Well it's definitely not Myst, they're both pieces of shit.
>>331734927
it's myst, I would say Sirrus is justified
You win. But you die anyways.
>>331735057
MGSV?
The Ultimate Evil is the embodiment of Technology and a Ball.
A madman orchestrates the death of several guests leading the last one to take their life by guilt.
The one man responsible for everything gets off scott free because of his position whole those scarred by the incident are carted off to prison and or dead.
You are heir to the ultimate evil, but you refuse it, or if you choose to give into it, a professional is called in to exterminate you, old school style.
The ancient treasure is really an ancient evil that has been locked in slumber for hundreds of years that a bunch of scientists want to awaken.
The cab is wild.
the killer was actually a good guy, but no one will ever know
Don't open it
>>331734837
Every Myst game.
But I think you're specifically talking about Gehn and Riven.
>>331732132
It was Earth/our universe all along.
Also it was really the weird godcomputer thing in charge all along but it had blue-and-orange morality and decided not to intervenedid you like the twist /v/?
You fight on the moon to Bethoven's 9th Brave New world Symphony
>>331735190
>You are heir to the ultimate evil, but you refuse it, or if you choose to give into it, a professional is called in to exterminate you, old school style.
Sounds like Castlevania Dawn of sorrow
>>331735190
>You are heir to the ultimate evil, but you refuse it, or if you choose to give into it, a professional is called in to exterminate you, old school style.
Castlevania: AoS
>>331735286
Hi Xeno
>>331735312
The job...killer is dead
>>331735318
Wrong
>>331735327
Right
>>331735376
The final boss is actually a double agent.
>>331735419
[spoiler[ Good, you're the first person to not say Asura's wrath
>>331735421
Hang the fuck on, there's literally a Julius mode in Dawn of sorrow where you fight a corrupted soma as the boss
>>331735476
The final boss is actually a Sextuple agent whos pretty good at his job.
>>331735530
Soma doesnt have an Evil epiphany in DoS, its just fanservice for AoS
>>331735190
1. Okami also, Yami is a serpent in a ball.
>>331735530
Not him but yeah, both games sorta count. Pretty sure Aria actually locked its CV3-like mode behind the bad ending though. It even had an actual story to go with it.
>>331734240
Kotor 2?
>>331734474
Minecraft?
>>331734796
Fo NV Sierra Madre
you're not a hero, just a pawn of the snake people
>>331735721
Dork Sauls
The defendant was the villain all along.
You were the dark counterpart of the real hero
when you kill the final boss you fade away as well
You're a door
>>331735919
KIMI NO WASHI TA
Two of your friends and a dog die on this grand journey across Asia all the way to northern africa.
>>331735919
>>331735721
American politics
You are a villain but also the hero who defeats the villain.
>>331735964
The part where Obama is molested by Lizard Martians was touching
You are an alien, actually you're a clone. No, wait. you're none of those, you're a genetic life form that was built to combat aliens and look nothing like them, but still have their blood in you/
Also none of this is canon because it got retconned in every subsequent game.
>>331735792
yes
>mfw when I wanted to make it about DaS2 instead but I never could be bothered to understand what the fuck was supposed to be going on
With the powers of Time and space, A hero and his friends cross the barriers to a forbidden castle and confront the villain who has plagued their land, only to learn his motives are those of need for his own people to prevent their dying out.
>>331736208
Tales of Phantasia
It's a conspiracy from the government!
>>331732650
>vague
>names a character
Go fuck yourself m8
>>331736263
Correct
>>331732132
you were the guy who told you to not save that guy
>>331735721
Storm of Zehir?
>>331733627
MOTHERFUCKERS!
"Hey, good thing we found these miniguns just lying around."
"You didn't call him a motherfucker a single time, and he was probably the only motherfucker around. "
A young man pilfers priceless art and makes a name for himself while combating Paris' finest as well as ancient chevaliers under the employ of a a famous dead emperor while trying to find his father.
You're stuck on an island with amnesia where anyone whose still alive keeps confusing you for the villian.
Once you find out that you're not the villian you shout your name over and over in excitement.
It was the snakes the whole time
>>331736420
This sounds hilarious, what is it?
This story never endsI want to get off Mira's wild ride, but it never ends
>>331733646
Fallout 3
>>331736016
Kotor
>>331736510
RE: Survivor.
Your future self kills your waifu at the start
>>331734521
dungeon defenders?
You and your brother ride an ancient dinosaur through the sky to a giant flying fortress, inside you fight off all sorts of deranged creatures and experiments, only to have to fight through 8 guardians who block the way. Afterwhich you fight the madman who created most of the monstrosities, and his mistress who after possessing a great king, battles you to take over the world.
>>331736536
Reminds me of the ending shot for Mind Game
>>331736797
you gave it away with the number 8 anon
After escaping the insanity ward, a canibal prisoner eats his way through hordes of patients and doctors, finds their stash of drugs and sedatives and goes fucking nuts chomping on their spirits and fruits in a labyrinthine building with two hundred floors
>>331737029
Pac Man
The "evil" guy is actually your brother and the ancient secret you want to find is actually an horde of world ending flying golems
>>331735949
That's not a game, but it is fantastic.
And bizarre.
you nuke the bad guys but it actually makes them stronger for no reason
>>331737154
Oh yeah, and the actual evil guy is your father and your cute assistant stabs your back
>>331737124
Two men who are essentially brothers have a shirtless fist fight to prove who is superior in a building thats about to explode and cause 10 billion dollars worth of damage.
>>331737225
Resistance 2?
>>331737154
Fuck off Azran legacy
Are you scared? Well, guess what? You're on Scare Tactics.
The game is finished, but people think it's not.
You went into a house with your friends on a dare, and nearly got killed by your own inventory screen
Even though that guy with you can do it and live, he won't, so you'll have to die.
99Q
In order to stop a madman from becoming an incredibly powerful, near omniscient being you become one yourself by sacrificing your individuality
>>331737386
OTACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
The cute mascot character probably knows more about the world than pretty much everyone you know and is also arguably the most important character in the entire game/series.
It was empty.
>>331737386
Fawkes was an asshole
The mythical city you find is dangerous and tree sap is the cause.
>>331732132
If you said 3 = 0, I'dve said I played that game just recently.
>>331737386
You're right, Fawkes, it's my destiny to die a stupid, meaningless death. I'm glad you showed me the light.
>>331737239
I don't want to be that guy but I really struggle with understanding how so many people find this compelling
someone tell me what the OP game is, I'm interested
>>331737442
Bravely Default?
>>331737490
but thats wrong. Akane is Zero, not Santa. Santa is E. 3=E.
>>331733535
>not having always (at least one) friend die
Killing the mofos was so unsatisfying. Gta4 didnt have a happy ending, but at least I felt something.
>>331737473
>>331737505
Yep, it was Fallout 3.
>>331737507
Its not what you probably think, I'll tell you that.
>>331737558
999 for the DS. Lotus is the killer.
>It's escapism
Her quartz was inside of her hand the whole time
>>331737559
Sorry nope, I tried to get the vague/specific ratio just right but it occurs to me that I probably went too vague. I can't think of any details that wouldn't immediately give it away though
>>331734738
>Daddy's a demon that wants to destroy the world.
DmC/DMC?
