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Why are wolves unrealistically huge in this game?
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Why are wolves unrealistically huge in this game?
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>>331699510
?
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wolves are actually pretty big
theyre not wild dogs, theyre WOLVES
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>>331699694

da fuq...how can humans even compete?
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>>331699510
>>331699694
>>331699826
keep in mind these are grown men, too. Lara is a tiny weak girl
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>>331699924

>guns existed when humans lived in caves shitting on the walls
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>unrealistically
perfect size for bestiality porn
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>>331699510
what are dire wolves ?
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>>331699924
This is actually completely untrue.
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>>331699816
The only dog comparible is a kangal
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>killing wolves
Aren't they a protected species? I know we have less than 200 of them in Sweden.
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>>331699965
>>331699694
are they hugging them? :( please tell me those wolfies are okay
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>>331699510
Do some research on wolves before you post and look like a moron.
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>>331700262
anon.... i have bad news...
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>>331699510
Wolves are pretty fucking big desu
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>>331699510
Actual wolves in real life are massive, not enormous but pretty fucking big.
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>>331700285

Can't blame him

nearly every video game that has wolves as enemies tends to make them dog sized
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>>331700262
muh waifu
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>>331700202
Most mastiff breeds are of comparable size to a wolf. Mastiffs are easily heavier than wolves on average, too.

Your pictured turkroach dog is one of the smaller ones infact
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>>331700459

So are these the japanese wolves i've heard so much about?
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>>331700343
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>>331700202
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>>331700471
yeah but mastiffs are bigger than wolves
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>>331700553
yes they are great
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>>331700459
>those feet

wew nips

wew
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Whether wolves are big or not really depends on perspective.
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>>331699510
>not knowing about wolves
>not knowing about werewolves
>not realizing nature will jack you up son
>not knowing there was a cease fire in WW1 between Russia and Germany
>not knowing wolves will take out your cows
>not having a bow and arrow at hand
>not having ocd
>not having add
>not eating what you kill
>not only killing what you eat.
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>>331699510
H*LY SH*T NI**A YOU GOT BT*O HARD
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>>331700021
That's pretty much why wolves are villified. People just avoided them before we had guns, and only Big Bear Mountain Men fucked around with wolves.

Wolves are also smart. If there was no reason to compete with a human in it's area, they generally wouldn't attack.
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>>331700836
> never actually firing a gun
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>>331700956
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>>331700702
It depends on the breed, but ye, most are.

Mastiffs basically come from the effort to breed only the biggest, most muscular dogs together so it's not a huge surprise
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>>331700956
Same
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>>331701005
>only killing what you eat

Deep, senpai.
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If Wolf is basically a big dog
Is a big dog a wolf?
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>>331700864
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>>331701124
And just think, if we had started domesticating lions or tigers back in the good old days, we could've had cat breeds this size, too.

Instead we went with tiny little desert cats. Good job. Kidney problems galore.
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>>331701005
are you legit autistic?
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>>331699510
1 wolf can take down a moose by it's self
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>>331699694
>>331699965
>>331700369

>wolves are this huge
>they STILL hunt in packs
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>>331701103
kill a wolf or bear with your bare hands then i'll be impressed
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>>331701216
i want one to hug
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the bigger they are, the better they can breed laura
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>>331701456

>bear hands
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>>331700945
Are cats small? Or just far away?
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>>331701352
Seriously? I doubt that.

Moose can weight upwards of 1500 lbs.
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>>331701381
You need to be a lot bigger, faster and/or smarter to not hunt in packs in europe.
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>>331701216
closest dog to a wolf is a kangal
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>>331701352
No they can't. That's the whole reason wolves hunt in packs is so they can take down much larger adversaries like moose.
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>>331701005
Go to bed Joe
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>>331701541
Really far away. Even when you're holding them.
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>>331701103
The only difficult part of firing a gun is avoiding the tinnitus afterward.
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>>331701381
some wolves hunt and live alone
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>>331700248

Imagine how many wolves there are in Russia?
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>>331700836
>>331701683
Shooting a gun is not difficult.

Hitting anything with said gun takes practice. It's not a video game. You can't just point and click.
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>>331701560
it's been documented wolves are very strong fast and intelligent
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>>331701764
and North Am.
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>>331701653
>what is a lone wolf
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>>331701541

Its a secret Italian supercat.
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>>331701707
But anon, loneliness is a disease.
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>>331701813
Still not strong enough to take down a moose anon.

You're sorely underestimating those creatures.
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>tfw I live in an apartment and can't have a doggo
I want a doggo best friend so I won't be lonely
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>>331701875
An oxymoronic phrase.
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>season 3 never
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>>331701885
tfw i will always be lonely
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>>331701813
>Documented

Yeah, where?

Maybe a very young moose, but no way any adult male or most adult females.
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>>331701217
degenerate footfags

11/10 cute feet
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>>331699694

Actually, wolves would have been seemingly larger then pic related as prehistoric man was typically between 4'5 and 5'5 in height.
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>>331701875
>What is an old/young wolf that was separated/driven from its pack and is forced to scavenge or hunt much smaller prey
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>>331701982
Moose are brutal
>innawoods Canada
>lmao look at that big goofy thing with spindly legs
>watch one go straight through 5 feet deep snow at a gorillion kph to fuck up another moose
Itd be like picking a fight with a truck.
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>>331701782
Except it is, I live in bumfuck county where the only thing to do is hunt and game. I've killed plenty of defenseless animals, it's easy and once I moved out of home and my Dad was off my back I quit because it was boring as hell.
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>>331701352
I really, really doubt it
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>>331701982
I'm not underestimating them i know how powerful they are it's just that some wolves can but 9/10 the moose will win
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>>331701352
Yeah, one wolf CAN, but it's incredibly unlikely. The moose would have to be sick or injured beforehand or something.
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>>331699694
imagine the size of his wolf dong
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>>331702198

>Family sedan hits a moose on a snowy highway in Syrup Country at 75kph.
>3 dead, 1 literally decapitated.
>Moose has a couple of bruises and walks away.

Also stupidly resistant to damage.
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>>331701982
A 200 pound experienced wolf could do it
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>>331702172
>prehistoric man was typically between 4'5 and 5'5 in height.
Source for that?
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>>331702025
we need a rich anon to fund it
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>>331702247
>I've killed plenty of defenseless animals

Goddamn you sound like a pussy anon. No wonder you're trying to belittle people that can handle weapons.
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>>331699510
I just had a thought, pygmy is often used to describe short, stunted primitive people. What if all the descendants of the Pygmy are actually small. What if the reason everything is always on a grand scale is because people are just short and stunted, like gnomes or etc.

Or perhaps all the 'humans' are Japanese and this game represents a Japanese person's experiences going into a large european or american location.
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>>331702407
>mfw i realized the moose crossing signs were more for your own safety, not theirs
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>>331702546
Are you talking about Dark Souls?
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>>331702546
Or, if you had looked at even the first few replies, you'd see that real wolves are fucking huge.
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WOLVES HUNT IN _____!
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>>331702045
>>331702515
I've given up and just started reading the light novels.

Spice and Wolf anime had a good run but it's long dead.
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>>331702401
there's this one Japanese cosplayer (male) that does a lot of lewd videos dressed as her
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>>331702198
Canadabro reporting in, can confirm, don't fuck with moose especially in snow.
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>>331702605
To be fair, even deer can do serious damage to a car without getting too hurt themselves. But yes, a moose that gets flipped onto the windshield or the roof will kill you, but not necessarily it.
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>>331701381
Have you seen the size of their prey? Forget the fact that they can grow to about 2 metres in height, they're nearly a ton of solid muscle, how the fuck can you take that down without a spotter?

Go watch Frozen Planet if you want to see wolf and bison 1-on-1, it's about as brutal as the BBC Natural History team have gotten
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>>331702690
How huge are you trying to sell them as?

Average grey wolf doesn't reach 3 feet high. There are a lot of domesticated dog breeds bigger than wolves.
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>>331702428

Not him, but:
>Max height.
>5'8.
>Min height.
>4'4.

Do the average yourself and prehistoric man was definitely much shorter.
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>>331700836
>Do complex calculations
>Launch satellite into orbit around comet
Wow, so skillful
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>>331702836
Read the thread.
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>>331702314
Wait THAT is the size of a moose?
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>>331702695
IDAHO!
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=tX_XlM1hpBU
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>>331700369
>manly tears high fives a white shibe inu
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>>331702842

>Kenyans a solid 5-7 inches average taller than the rest of Africa.

Well, we know which niggers took over.
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>>331702929
Yup
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>>331699965
>dire wolves were a thing
>beast of gevaudan was just a regular huge wolf
Ive seen a wolf or two while hunting before and they were nowhere near this big.
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>>331699510
Spotted the city slicker
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>>331702526
Nice retort
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>>331701456
Prepare to be impressed
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>>331699510
They aren't. Wolves are big enough that you would be mauled if you tried to fight one. Medieval peasants thought they had magic powers and were in league with the forces of evil.
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>>331703207
>consider skill that takes years of practice to master
>this requires no skill
>but it does
>bullshit

No discussion to be had there anon. Fuck off.
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>>331702695
your moms bebroom
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>>331702951

>that knot
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>>331702932
that they do
>>331701615
grizzlies are fucking terrifying, had one stand up on it's hind legs 10 feet in front of me on a trail
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>>331703256
Which is why humans bred certain kinds of dogs to hunt wolves.

Pretty metal when you think about it. Enslaving members of a species, bending them to your will and then making them wage war. Humans are evil overlords.
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>>331702695
packs, Arisen!
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>>331702929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfM1N9_QZeA
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>>331703256
Medieval peasants also though that foxes give birth to meatballs then shape them into kits by licking them.
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>>331703256

I can never tell what the fuck is going on in these ancient illustrations.

Guys on the right are battling the wolf menace, but why the fuck are the two dudes on the left trapping the king(?) in between them? And why doesn't he have a sword or at least a shield?
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>>331703510
kodiaks are twice as big
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>>331703749
>Medieval peasants also though that foxes give birth to meatballs then shape them into kits by licking them.
But that is a known fact.
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>>331703537
But we couldn't just breed super buff wolves to do it. We had to make them look retarded, first.
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>>331703537
That's not how it works you romanticizing sperg.

also donkeys are better at killing wolves than dogs.
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>>331703256
lol I guess even back then dogs were excited to see their friends
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>>331703404
So we graduated to insults have we? There's a reason why school shootings have more casualties than school stabbings, I have dealt with guns my whole life and since I first went skeet shooting it was as easy as it looked.
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>>331699694
>>331699510
FUCKING DELETE THIS!!
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>>331703783
>needing a scope to take down a gigantic bear who was probably just sitting around

what a fucking loser.
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>>331699826
thumbs and inteligence
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>>331703995
no
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>>331703862
Recently, there have been attempts to domesticate foxes, and breeders discovered that those foxes that had classical "dog" features tended to be more docile and focused on humans, so it seems that the genes that lead to domestic animals can lead to specific domestic features as well.
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>>331700956
No, you REALLY Don't. That thing would rip you to shreds.
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>>331703895
Kangals and Irish wolf hounds are very efficient at killing wolves
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>>331703954
>There's a reason why school shootings have more casualties than school stabbings
>you can kill more people that are running away faster with projectile weaponry than with melee
Stop the presses.
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>>331703256
>tfw wolves are forever low-tier enemies in RPGs and never get their just due

I think that's what I hate the most about this phoney-baloney Stone Age thing that gaming is going through - which is kinda related to the survival-game boon from a little while back.

All the creatures are too plentiful for any one encounter to become meaningful; the creatures' interactions are too basic and uninteresting to be fun; the PC's interactions are too basic and uninteresting to be fun.

Fighting a bear should rarely ever happen to you in one of these games but it happens all the fucking time. It should be thrilling but it feels stale because your control and their actions are so fucking predictable and boring.
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>>331704015
yeah i love bears and wolves i hate to see them killed
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>tfw most of us here would be dead in the primal world or alternatively have manned up to rise to the challenge instead of posting here
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>>331703510
>one stand up on it's hind legs 10 feet in front of me on a trail
How are you still in this world?
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>>331703840
No, it's strawberry marshmallows. The meatball stuff is wolverines.
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>>331704256
Realistically, most of us would die of massive diarrhea from eating tainted berries or water rather than a wolf attack.
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>>331700956

Dogs fuck human females do wolves do the same thing if they say a naked human female's ass?
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>>331703256
so they fucked them?
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>>331704178
That was my point.
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>>331704318
The thing about wild animals is that getting into fights is dangerous and they know that. So there's a lot of posturing and growling and charging before there's any direct attacks because doing so exposes the animal to danger. An animal that can get their opponent to run with just a snarl is an animal that has defended their territory at no cost to themselves.
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>>331703256
>damned Kojak! Stop yiffe and protect thy liege!!
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>>331703954
Actually, there was no insult in that post. I just told you to fuck off.

Also, your given example is asinine. If you really think like that then you're likely retarded.

THAT was an insult.
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>>331704318
mfw people say a gorilla can kill a grizzly bear
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>>331704338
they fuck bois to
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>>331702420
kek. what is this shit? you're a fucking expert on wolves and moose huh? you sound like a mad otherkin.
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Wolves increase in size the further they are from the equator. Wolves of the tropics are often no larger than medium sized dogs, but those of the far north (Alaska, Canada, and Russia) can be in excess of 120lbs. The largest wolf ever killed in North America was taken in Alaska in 1939 and tipped the scales at 175lbs. In the former Ukraine SSR, a still more massive wolf was killed that weighed 190lbs. There are unsubstantiated reports of 200lb+ specimens, presumably alpha males in areas that boast a steady food supply.
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>>331704058
But you can still see the russian foxes are foxes. They haven't been warped into some hideous bow-legged bug-eyed mutants or some goofy curly-haired Irish doofus.
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>>331704479
So? Y being easier to do than X doesn't mean that Y is inherently easy. Throwing out "but this is harder and that's why this is better" doesn't mean anything with regard to how hard the first thing is.
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So what's the evolutionary reason for a knot?
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>>331701216
Go to bed Huey.
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>>331704515
So, you ran like hell?
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>>331704318
did they die?
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>>331704545

Man you just know somewhere right now rich fucks are pitting gorillas vs grizzlies vs pack of wolves vs lions or whatever shit they can buy up
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>Hunters do the most for nature preservation and animal preservation than any other class of person
>Always get shit on

Liberal Media is a cancer.
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>>331700128

Extinct
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>>331704696
Not yet, but as soon as designer foxes are a thing then you can bet your ass they'll go that way soon enough.
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>>331704708
Forced insemination
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>>331704649
i wish i was a wolf
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>>331699826
>wolf
+hunts in packs
+intelligent
+opportunistic

>human
+has a fucking gun you dickhead
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>>331703165
>>331702929
>>331702314
Not true, moose only grow like eight or nine feet. Still big, but that scale is a little much.
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>>331704696
And there are dog variants that look very much so still like dogs?

Have you ever heard of fucking Huskies? Dogs don't have to look weird, but they've been bred that way over 10,000 years. Domesticated Foxes have only had a few decades
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>>331704745
Wasn't my story. Just explaining that a scary animal encounter doesn't have to end violently.
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>>331700369
>>331700386
Damn it, now I want a domesticated wolf as a pet and I don't think they are legal around here.
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>>331704864
what if you give a wolf a gun

what then?
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>>331704515
Humans can do it too but not a lot have the same instinct because of our city-dwelling and whatnot.

Maybe don't push it with a bear but an adolescent moose seems safe enough to try it on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXaIH-43Sf0
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>>331701291
Dogs are unique animals in a way that their genetic code can be changed quite a lot via breeding, and the organism will still function. We have tiny rat dogs and huge wolf-killing dogs. The only other living creature with such genome plasticity is yeast.
So no, even if we started to breed cats alongside dogs, we would not have giant domestic cats. But there are big cat hybrids like ligers.
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>>331704760
you know it
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>>331704696
If I recall correctly their physiology did change a little. Their ears were markedly larger than their feral brethren.
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>>331704872
Did the dragon silhouette somehow not tip you off?
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>>331704847
you don't have to be a wolf to get the knot
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>>331704906
I used to want one but everyone tells me they are really bad as pets
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>>331704864
+nihilistic
+wicked sense of humor
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>>331704928
Congrats on completely misunderstanding my post. What I said was if we had started domesticating lions or tigers then we could have had domestic cats that size but we didn't because we started with desert cats.
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>>331705006
>>331705006
s stop it anon
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>>331700202
>The only dog comparible is a kangal

Kangal isn't even the largest breed. There are several larger ones.
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>>331704781
Agree
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>>331701291
>Lions
>Not the worst big cat
Tigers a best.

Also there's evidence that cat's domesticated themselves, big top tier predators wouldn't have done that.
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>>331704479
>>331703954
You could probably kill even more people if you employed chemical warfare and put timed explosives in certain spots.

Does that make chemical warfare and rigging explosives easier than shooting guns?
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>>331704909
the strength of men fails that day
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>>331704906
You really don't. A single tamed wolf won't have the generations of domestication behind it to make it loyal to a human.

You might get lucky and it might be. You might be slightly less lucky and it will bite you from time to time for no reason. It might just run off one day and you'll never see it again.
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>>331705117
yeah i know but they are wolf size 140-200 fast and intelligent
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>>331704696
Not yet.
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>>331703256
Fucking Medieval Pictures are some funky shit.
>The dead (?) guys foot going over the border of the picture
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>>331705169
Lions are also social cats, so it would make their domestication easier.
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>>331705028
>a generation or 2 removed from being a wild predator
>makes a bad pet

naw
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>>331704256
100% of us here would die from dehydration and exposure long before dangerous animals become an issue, and even then trying to fight is about the dumbest thing you could do. If you can scare the bear off with a stick and some yelling it wasn't really hungry.
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>>331704697
I suppose you're right about my last statement. But I still don't believe it to be very difficult for anyone to pick a rifle and start doming targets with the exception of people with hand tremors or other physical impairments. We'll have to put our debate on hold, however it was nice chatting with you.
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>>331705169
lions have the lowest bite force of the big cats there only 600 while a tigers is 1000 and a jaguar is 2000
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>>331705178
I am still mad at the Columbine retards. They could have killed literally everyone in the school but their bombs were shit.
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>>331705117

Fuck how many pounds of food does this shit require a day
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>>331705117
Tibetan mastiffs are also big, maybe not this huge but I have seen some with backs up to my chest (would make their backs be about 5'5" or so).
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>>331704906
that one looks more like an alaskan malamute than a wolf
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>>331705028
Well I know someone who has a few exotic animals as pets, they usually aren't as bad as they are made out to be, but they often have quirks like pissing on things you don't want them to, or being terrified or angry around strangers. They can be as nice as any other pet once you know their quirks, but they shouldn't be assumed to be "just like a cat or a dog".
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>>331704923
That's pretty metal.
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>>331705337
>I am still mad at the Columbine retards. They could have killed literally everyone in the school

What's wrong with you?
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>>331700262
Yes. They are hugging them to death
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>>331703214
Was his hand in the bear's mouth or something? I can't accurately picture what happened from the passage there.
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>>331705169
>animal domesticates itself
this doesn't sound like a thing.
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>>331705117
Is this a shop, or is that guy just small?
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>>331702247
No you don't. I live in the country and it's fun as fuck. Especially the real redneck shit like night hunting predators. If that's too easy for you, try hunting wild quail.
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>>331705426
Who are you trying to impress with your morals? What would have been really impressive is if those two rigged their explosives correctly.
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>>331704906
>domesticated
>wolf
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>Grow up in redneck woodland
>My partners actually had a wolf-shepherd hybrid, no bullshit
>It's just a regular thing for me my entire childhood
>End up with a warped perception of how large a dog should be

My entire life I've basically felt that 90% of dogs are little tiny things. It just blows my mind that people get scared of pitbulls and *-shepherds when they seem so small.

I even work on an apartment maintenance team that allows dogs, and I'm the only one who will go into the apartment of this guy who owns a german shepherd. It seems so silly, the thing's jaw isn't even big enough to fit around a man's leg.
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>>331701216

Imagine how much money it takes to feed that bear
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>>331704708
To make sure sperm stays inside long enough to impregnate.
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>>331705337
ow the edge
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>>331705506
Well it's more of a symbiosis thing. Cat's basically started living alongside humans because of their pests like mice and stuff that was attracted to grain stores. By doing this they started shaping by evolutionary pressure into something that could live by humans. Dogs (and most other animals) on the other hands were because humans actively learned to domesticate them. It's not like they are smart enough to one day figure out that they should change their genetic makeup or something.
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>>331705681
He probably meant 'tamed'.
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>>331699816
You do realise there are dogs out there though that have been bred to hunt lions, wolves and bears?

The Irish wolfound for example used to be bigger than the one in these pics>>331699965
>>331699694
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>>331702812

>live in Wyoming
>take trips to Yellowstone regularly as a kid
>warning signs posted throughout the geyser basins making it look like the ground was nothing more than the thin crust on a pot pie with your-death filling
>parents also tell me I'll McFucking die the moment I step off the boardwalk
>see full-grown bison hanging out literally five feet from a boiling hotspring
>"Mom, why can a 2-ton animal not break through the ground if it's so dangerous out there?"
>"They just know where to step, anon."

Yes, I know those signs are just there to scare retards away from eroding everything with their retard shoes.
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>>331705771
Pitbulls should scare you because they fear and react to nothing. When they come after you, that's it. You either die, or they do. But nothing, absolutely nothing scares them when they go off to attack. They don't even feel pain, their receptors get shut off. They become the perfect killing machine.
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>>331705486
>>331700956
>>331704637
Dogs don't fuck boys. Sorry anon.
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>>331705337
I thought I was the only one who got pissed off when those types of people are incompetent. I mean Jesus Christ if you are going to do something do it right. I mean how fucking shitty must it be to die to totally incompetent killers. It must be as humiliating as getting robbed by the three stooges.
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>>331699510
For you to put your big human cock in them.
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>>331705885
a kangal can kill a wolf no problem
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>>331704864
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS, ARISEN.
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>>331705832
yeah, but i don't think that the fish that feed on whale waste or whatever are domesticated by the whale. even if the relationship is symbiotic. parasites are symbiotic creatures but i wouldn't say a guy who lives with worms for 20 years has them domesticated. i dunno im drunk.
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>>331705506
I watched a random animal show earlier today that used the sentence "the bonobo ape domesticated itself".
This was because they lived isolated from other apes and it wasnt necessary for the females to mate with the most agressive males.
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>>331705947

Pitbulls are pretty cute tbqh
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>>331705506
>Be a cat.
>See these weird hairless monkey.
>Hairless monkey likes those pieces of shit dogs.
>They give them food and cool shit.
>Some dogs aren't even hunters.
>Decide I want my part of the deal.
>Become partners with monkey.
>They now worship me like I am a god.
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>>331705885
mastiffs in medieval times have killed lions in the arena
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>>331700956
full image
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>>331705681
There's domesticated other animals, and if you do it right you can interbreed them with a dog, then breed them back up to mostly wolf and keep the domestication part.
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>>331704923
>those dumb bitches thinking it's a joke
God i hate women so much.
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>>331705483
His hand and arm were down the bear's throat: basically in it's oesophagus and reaching down towards the bear's stomach.

And he was also ripping the throat out with his teeth at the same time
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>>331704906
Just get a Husky or Malamute you fucking retard
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>>331706085
>ctrl + f kangal
>10 results
what's your deal, man? it has to be all you. i refuse to believe we have this many canine experts in a single /v/ thread.
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>>331706160
They are adorable, sure, but I hate how people try to play down their aggression. It's just their nature, and they shouldnt be shamed for it. I admire them
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>>331701216
that's a Caucasian shepherd they were bred in some slavic country to hunt and attack bears
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>>331704545
gorillas can absolutely kill grizzlys
same strength; greater dexterity and reach
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>>331705506
The theory is that smaller European forest cats were domesticated as a result of curiosity about humans. There isn't much in the way of real evidence for it though.

Usually it's a meme used by people who dislike dogs to show how much "smarter" cats are.
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>>331705947
>60 pound creature
>afraid

Add another hundred pounds on top of that and maybe. If a dog can't knock you down, it isn't going to be able to kill you.
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>>331701541
We've been over this already Dougal
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>>331705947
Pitbulls are stupid if you are smart you'll just snap the dumb dogs neck or slit it's throat i'v been around plenty of aggressive dogs
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>>331705820
Have fun knowing that a chink has the best score at school shootings in america
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>>331699510
dire wolves, there like normal wolves but only dire
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>>331705771
Pit are a piece of shit overagressive bred
Their jaw is also retardedly strong and if they grab you they won't let go until you either die or you bash their skull in
(they still won't let go but at least they won't tear your body to shred)
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>>331706295
>>331706295
>bait
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>>331705996
yes they do i'v seen trap bestiality porn
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>>331703783
Fuck that guy, that bear was probably just chilling out when he shot it.
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>>331706205
agreed. they're vapid as all shit. they seem barely aware of their surroundings or the situation at all times.
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>>331706321
Unless you've got about 200+ lbs on the dog, you'll be quite surprised at how strong they are. I'm talking retard strength. And they hit like a truck cause they're nothing but muscle.
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>>331706406

What are the chances of an average pitbull taking down your average man who doesn't work out?
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>>331706295
haha no bears have knife claws and stone crushing teeth and are much much larger
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>>331700553

actually it's an european wolf deity
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>>331704225
I wonder if it really is that hard to make a decent AI that uses more than one tactic.
Like first encounter: the bear will find your place and search it, trying not to get hurt. Eventually the bear wanders off.
Second encounter: the bear really wants to find a way inside your shelter but will still flee immediately when hurt.
third encounter: the bear either is scared off from a distance or will attack you brutally but will still fuck off when you get him maybe 25% down.
fourth encounter: the bear either is scared off from a distance or will attack you brutally until dead
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>>331706257
you tell me
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>>331706321
Dogs can jump fool
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>>331706426
BLEAS BOVIDE SAUBSE
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>>331702951
>Dragging the female by her cunt

this shit is hilarious every time I see it, the one downfalls of having "muh knot", it that you can't pull out when you want
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>>331706406
I heard they let go if you jab something in their ass hole.
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>>331706263
Basically this. A well trained pitbull is a fantastic dog but anything less than that and they are a noticeable rank above others in aggression. Shit, I see more tiny dogs, retrievers, and shepherds starting shit at the park than the Staffies and Pits.
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>>331706714
and humans can grab them by there throats and bash there head in
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>>331701875
Lone Wolves are literally reject wolves. They have to eat big to get big so they can actually handle the competition.
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>>331705996
Mine used to, I think. He's an old gsg I got from a shelter for free because they though no one else would take him, because he gets unduly excited around human men.
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