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New Console-tan thread
Vita is best girl edition
PS4 is my waifu
>>331684915
First for Cell-tan
>>331684915
>Vita is best girl
But hat's wrong.
I wanted to post this in the last thread, but I forgot why.
for the steam group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/consoletan
Toaster is best buddy cop.
>>331683663
>>331680316
alrightI've always wanted to draw this pose
AAAAAAAAWWWWWW /CTT/!
DON'T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CLAP FOR YOUR HANDHELD CHAMPS
AND FEEEEEL THE POOOOOOWWWWWWEEEERRRR
IT'S A TUESDAY YES IT IS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZkfHdk-_nI
whats with the shitty first responses this isnt a /vg/ general or something
>>331685279
wh-what
>>331685362
i don't know what the new day has to do with console-tans but I'M ALWAYS UP FOR THEM WORLD FAMOUS 2-TIME CHAMPS
>>331685279
Fucking disgusting.
>>331685279
Being capable of giving a blowjob and footjob simultaneously is a useful skill.
>>331685279
>implying thats hard
I literally just did that
Requests?
>>331685978
Vita and Gamecubeholding hands
>PS4 pouring a glass of exclusive game, only for PC to butt in
>>331685978
titties
>>331685513
>i don't know what the new day has to do with console-tans
it's cause they ain't BOOTY
>>331686105
Forgot to quote
>>331685978
>>331685978
GBC facesitting.
>>331686216
that's true
remember to eat your Booty-O's, /ctt/
>>331686054
jesus christ anon this is a blue board
>>331686286
Tip
Toppety
Kek
03/15/2016
best thread ever
never4get
>>331686456too bad
>>331686529
Richfag be praised
>>331686054
Didn't someone write a Vita and Gamecube greentext story a while ago?
Requesting PS4-tan dressed as a Cold War spy, for when Agent is finally revealed at E3.
>>331686918
someone is apparently working on one right now, but only time will tell how that goes.i just want more of those two since i'm gonna cosplay Vita in couple months and i think Gamecube is the cutest
>>331686105i ain't no drawfag
but i am a master of paintsorry to get your hopes up
>>331685279
What the... Fuck?
>>331687152
Neat
>>331687069
Those look heavy
>>331687437
Greatness comes at a cost.
>>331687152
>That last panel
what should I draw next?
>>331685732
LONDON
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Requesting PC tan reading about the recent nikkei article Wii-U cancellation rumors and then turning around to see Wii-U tan sitting around her fellow consoles laughing and telling a joke whilst drinking coffee
>>331687509do you do futa?
>>331687437
That's the 4k model.
>>331687437
realistically much smaller are hard to deal with. i feel sorry for her.
>>331685279
>>331685732
I did too.
is shield a girl or a boy? I can' tell.
Why is vita not a massive weaaboo kawaii loli girl?
>>331687509
vita hugging wii u while wii u feels vitas backsince that's where her touch pad is
>>331687509
Catfight!
>Ctrl + F
>Genesis
>0 results
DID SOMEBODY SAY BLAST PROCESSING?
>>331687509
THIS BUT LEWD
SS
S
>>331687781
>Genesis
I think you mean Mega Drive?
>>331687728
A pure boy
>>331687509
My dickkkk
We need more /ss/!!
>>331687509
Wii U and Neo Geo double teaming Shield.
>>331687756
Vita is a neet made antisocial and reclusive by the lack of support she received from Sony.
she may have once been positive and cute but she just doesn't care now. her dreams are crushed.
>>331685732
pics or it didn't happen
>>331687886
>>331687849
Is there even a Mega Drive tan yet? I haven't seen one before.
Post best girl.
>Tuesday finally rolls around
>caught in too much work
>no time to draw
M-m-maybe later tonight
why 3ds tan is a tomboy?
>>331688218
It's ok.
>>331688175
Well, if you insist.
>>331688249
Because 3D is totally rad, and that translate well into a tomboy style.
>>331683238Sorry I couldn't make something really original, but I hope this is at least worth something.
>>331688249
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>330943826
For the anon from last week.
>>331688371
i think it's plenty cute, thank you very much!
>>331688468
Fucking nice.
>>331688468
Bonus Gamecube outfits.
>>331688409
i didnt whant to imply thattomboys are for _______
>>331687886
But all what vita gets nowadays are literal porn weaaboo games.
did anyone ever make snes-tan with her clothes kinda yellowish like the console plastic turns overtime?
Do you think any of the tans are really good at their own games?
>>331688708
and that's why she has lewd stuff in her room
>>331688631huggingplease?
>>331688890
I got ya covered.
>>331685978
more of Xboxhueg-tan
>>331688371
just needs to pull the V on the hood and it's perfect
what's "-tan"?
I don't get this weeb shit
>>331689007
I fucking love everything in this image
>>331688851
Certainly not Xbone. PS4/Vita/3DS might be. PC as well.
requesting a Vita edit of this picture because i dont have any good cute/sad pictures of Vita or any good sad pictures in general that aren't gifs
>>331689194
It's Moon Rune for "enchilada".
>>331689451
>i dont have any good cute/sad pictures of Vita
>>331683238
Here you go.
Last one for now I think. I'm gonna work on that thing I've been procrastinating over.
>>331687509
This position with Wii U and Vita.
http://i.imgur.com/Z1J4eZf.jpg
>>331689943
>>331689943
thank you super much!
>>331690064
What do you think the tans favorite breakfast meals are?
>>331685978
Little Amiga getting tossed around by the playground bully PC
>>331690231
>bottom right corner
tsk tsk
>>331685101
>/ss/
>spats
already best girl
>>331690416
>/ss/
>literally no /ss/ content at all
WHY DO NO DRAWFAGS WANT TO DO IT
>>331690347
i just realized and fixed it; ;
>>331690527
thank you superduper much!
>>331685978
ps4 tans bloodborne cosplay
>>331690657
>"Hey little one are you lost?"
what did she mean by that?
>>331690657
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=931
>>331687152
saved
>>331686054
There you go anon.It's good to be back
>>331691214
i had a laugh. thank you very much!
>>331691214
>Italiano is back
>>331691214
That looks like rape to me
Nice work
Are 3Dfags still here?
I am the one making 2ds one.
Failed to find any good reference material, made a face based on >>331686529 one.
Yay or nay?
inb4: ayyy lmao
No shit, bringing 2d to 3d seems like a lot of strange shit.
>>331691602
And as fucking always I've failed to make an attachment, fuck me.
Holy shy I'm fuckin lazy i was doing this comic but i don't have time to finish it :(
here have a sketch (the characters are wearing pajamas)
>>331690657I would but I don't know how to draw shotas
>>331691919
I have no idea what's going on but I like it.
>watashit ripoff
ZONE says he may throw in a pic of Xbone since her design is really growing on her.
Also, what should Gamesphere say during the ending, He's thinking of having him look at PS4's tits and say "THEY'RE SPHERICAL, SPHERICAL!"
>>331691919
xbone-tan has white/gray hair. Not blond.
>>331691919
plastic ne chan?
>>331691602
>>331691693
I have limited 3D model experience, but can't hurt to try. Gotta find a good side profile reference too, though.
I warn you, anime tends to look garbage in 3D without the right shaders (and even they can only do so much), so godspeed. I wanna say you're using Blender which is also the only one I've messed around in.
>>331692279
It's whatever the drawfag wants it to be. Hell, PoJ, the guy who designed Xbone, draws her with green hair.
>>331692264
i think that's perfect right there.
>>331692264
>"THEY'RE SPHERICAL, SPHERICAL!"
Perfect
>>331692264
>he
>her
Spherical will be enough.
>>331692464
We all make mistakes.
>>331688364
Best ship
Post more
>>331692650
I think a previous anon put it best; Zone is a futanari. Until we get solid proof of Zone's gender, they're like some kind of Schrodinger's Cat, but with genders.
>>331691490
Yep, that's me. Sorry I've been away for so long. I promise I'll be more active in these threads in the future.
I've moved out of Italy for a few months, and it's been hard getting used to my new surroundings, but now I got the time and will to draw again!
Expect more starting next week!
gimme a request so i can procrastinate instead of work
>>331693007
Vita touching Gamecubes c-stick
>>331693007
GBC spray painting something related to your favorite vidya gaem on a wall.
>>331692837
I'm glad somebody agrees that Gen x SNES is best. Unfortunately, I don't have much in my folder and need to expand it.
>>331693007
SNES and Genesis being cute together.Girls CAN love girls!
>>331693007
>had an idea all lined up for this week
>now i can't recall a single detail
FUCK
>>331693221
I write down any ideas I come up with.
>>331687818
>>331687879
>>331687859
http://imgur.com/mkiNa3U
>>331687589maybe later
>>331692650
Is there more to this comic?
I've never seen the original before
Why are basic black and white characters so hot?
>>331693113
This ship needs more love.
>>331693314
Absolutely awesome.
>>331693007
how about a console-tan version of loss?
don't know what the "plot" would be, but i'm sure you guys can think of something
>>331693314
The oceans will run white tonight.
>>331693425
>That SNES burn
SAVAGE
Have there been any images of 3DS being "cracked" yet?
>>331693465
Please no. I don't want regular /v/ autism infiltrating my tan threads.
>>331690657
>>331690887
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1419
>>331693314
w-woah
If the NX ends up being backwards compatible with Wii U, as Nintendo consoles tend to be; and you can sync a Wii U gamepad with it, as one would to play Wii U games - what would that mean for Wii U tan? Is some new tan just going to carry her head around?
>>331693515
Its friendly competition, anon
>>331693790
a new body for her head
>>331685513
Console-tans have been linked to wrestling for some time now.
>>331693314
>Implying you can stop /d/
>Implying trying to stop her won't turn her on even more
>>331693995
oh hey is that WVGCW?
>>331693425
>Both of them have been friendly rivals for years
>Even now, they're good friends but still have moments of trying to 1-up each other
>SNES is more laid back, shy, andsubmissive
>Genesis is full of energy, always trying to prove herself, anddominant
Truly, they are the best pairing. They're a match made in heaven.
/r/ing SNEScrying over Genesis' comatose body, with her hooked up to life support (32x, CD), before they turn it off.
Maybe have Saturn booking her flight to Japan while this is happening
>>331693963
>NX is just Wii-U's head with an even more luscious MILF bodyand more revealing clothes because of how much of her is just a "screen"
I fully support this idea.
>>331693995
>HE GOT A BICYCLE
>>331694416
ive had enough thicc for one thread thank you
>>331694469
>SUPERDRAGON
>>331694574
I DONT KNOOOOW
>>331694557
I'm not even that big on thicc shit, I just love milfs and sexy ara ara~ women.
Would you ara ara~ the ara ara~?
>>331694759
>JEFF HARVEY
>>331694969
>MINUS
>FIVE
>STARS
>>331694228
I can imagine Genesis being the outgoing and fun girl in the relationship, and always trying to be a worthy rival to SNES, while SNES is more nervous, and just goes along with her shenanigans,loving every second
But get the two in the bedroom,and SNES is all over that
>>331694995
>JEEEEZUS
>>331694995
JEEZUS
>>331693314
You're a phenomenal artist. Good job, I'll be masturbating to your work soon.
>>331691602
try with this
are there any places any of you would recommend i look to start learning a bit about how to draw?
more specifically, in the general console-tan style?
Guess I could ask for requests again since I'm still here. As always cubes preferred but not required.
>>331695807
2DS yanking on Gamecube's ponytail.
>>331695807
WiiU/GC compatibility testing.AKA scissoring
Anyone have anything of PS1 chan?
>>331695972
>requesting lewds from nyrator
>>331695807
CRYSTAL CHRONICLES
however lewd GC/GBA for that might be.
>>331693007
>>331693221
AH HERE WE GO
3DS pressuring Vita to stop being such a prude and take the kernel exploit cock
>>331695972
>scissoring
>not piggybacking
c'mon man!
>>331695746
you can find some nice guides around. i also suggest following Oolongearlgrey on tumblr. he gives great advice. it helps me a lot.
>>331695807
Vita and Gamecube highfiving!thanks again for the pika drawing, by the way!
>>331695569
My ancestor would be proud
more requests! Tuesday is almost over (mine at least)
>>331696313
just gonna go ahead and link
>>331696198
OP here (and OP of last thread)
Got a buzzcut just about 30 minutes ago and I just realized there's a lack of toaster lately
Anyone open to making more toaster?
>>331696313GBA armpitsex.
>>331696313Futa Gamecube with Vita
or PC and Ouya having passionate, loving sex
>>331695116
>That image
Kek. Don't even get me started on lewds. As far as just cute stuff, I can see something like this happening:
>SNES and Genesis go to a local fair
>Genesis spends 10 minutes trying to ring the bell of the high striker to impress SNES
>SNES tries to play a knock-the-bottle over game and loses, Gen strikes them down on the first ball and wins a stuffed animal prize for SNES
>SNES is too scared to ride a roller coast, so Genesis skips on riding it
>SNES gets cotton candy, Gen gets achili dog
>SNES wants to have a quiet, romantic ride on the ferris wheel
>Genesis joins her and enjoys the relaxing time with SNES
>>331695807
draw massive nipple cocks on ps4 or something
>>331696198
>3DS pressuring Vita to stop being such a prude and take the kernel exploit cock
>>331696313
Wii-U with soap in her eyes bumping into Vita in the gym showers
LETS TALK ABOUT EMULATION WITH PC
>>331696962
>kernel exploit
PS4 was redpilled already. Vita has seen the damage it can do. She's avoiding the kernel redpill as long as she cansomeone managed to obtain a prototype vita and its everything i ever wanted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM857ZqqRa8it even has the sd card
Any drawfriends want to do a drawing of this, but maybe with PS4 writing the note and Xbone having the idea?Don't draw her as a mouse, please.
>>331696313
Vita receiving oral from Wii U's detached head.
>>331695807and then she needed a change of pants
Who else likes PSP?
>>331697164
goddamn its beautiful
i thought the current vita design, sans proprietary memory cards, was perfect but im really digging that psp go style
>>331697520
but that's a vita
>>331697520
i still have mine
just put yakuza black panther on it, shits great runs in 60 fps
>>331684915
>Vita is best girl edition
>>331693314
Where's the FPS Police when you need them?
>>331697520
I like PSPas a portable PS1
>>331697528
its been seen in one of the earliest known leak pics to date. was still called "PSP2" at the time just to give you an idea of how far back we're talking
>>331697621
Orange Naval Carrier
Do not steal
>>331697520
this b*tch right here
>>331696602
That was way too cute
Heres to Gen getting some of that sweet SNEShandholding
>>331697520
PSP is my console waifu
>>331695659
Thanks
>>331697908
>hand holding
youll have to fight vita for those hands
>>331687097I'm legit curious if you're a qt girl or a trap
So what tan has the highesthard drive capacity?
>>331686918
>Didn't someone write a Vita and Gamecube greentext story a while ago?
Working on it still. Have to fix a lot of things about it before i share it.
Time is required anon
Prease understandaru
>>331698076
Defeating a Vita only makes it tastier.
>>331698113grill. dunno about the qt part, though.
>>331688109
Can someone post those two tans but with this retarded sonic (sanic was hes name?)?
>>331698076
>implying SNES would give Vita the time of day over her long time rival
She got Wii U for more than just hand holding, anon
>>331698121
fun fact - 360 slims are restricted to a 500gb cap due to security sectors.
you can use modchips and change that but you have to watch out.
>>331698307
ughuuh
>>331698352Tempted to ask for pics but I don't wanna derail the thread. You use Discord?
>>331688409
literally just ryoko
>>331697908
I could cutepost about them all day.Or lewdpost, which ever is more favorable.I ran out of SFW Genesis and SNES images, this is the last not-lewd image I have.
>>331698437to answer that question: isn't that a voice program?
>>331698352
>>331698437
If you both want to make out, go to reddit, tumblr, twitter or facebook and stop shitting this thread
>>331698485
And Vita is literally just Tomoko. No one on /v/ has any creativity.
>>331698485
>>331698680
and you guys say as if those are bad things
>>331698576
You literally just responded to a post of one asking the other if they have an external place to chat. Maybe you're the one that needs to go to <EXTERNAL SITE HERE>.
Vita-tan is just Tomoko and 3DS-tan is just Ryoko
The best tan is Genesis-tan
>>331698364
?
>>331698884
>3DS-tan is just Ryoko
Only Zero draws her like that.
>>331698574Nope. It does have voice but it can be used as a normal IM program. Miles better than Skype and the like. Add me if you wish (Screwy#2996)
>>331698576
That's pretty much what I'm doing
>>331698121
All the modern consoles and PC can be upgraded to whatever size you want, though only PC can fit multiple harddrives inside himself.
>>331698903
i think it was in same style as >>331688109 but im not sure
>>331698903
>Step it up Genesis
>Looks like we have Blast Processors too
fucking savage
>>331698564
I remember there was a comic of SNES tan comforting Gen-tan after she saw something about her on the computer
anyone got that?
>>331699013
LEWD
>>331698959i just use AIM if i need an IM program. its old as heck but its the most enjoyable one ive used since MSN died.anyways to answer the question no i don't have any pics i'm going to be sharing. once the Vita cosplay is done ill post them but until then i got nothin'.
>>331687097
>>331698352
>>331698574Hey Vita, stop luring silly anons into your trap with your womanly charms. Then they'll start asking to be your friends and try to woo you over and kiss you or hold your hand.
>>331698352LONDON
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>>331699164Alright, then. Thanks anyway, even if I made myself look like a thirsty fuck.
FUCK OFFFFFFFF
>>331698352
If you're not a hell-raising bulldyke with more hair colors and daddy issues than ben and jerries has flavors, then you're cute enough.
>>331699218i didnt ask for this
>>331699248LONDON
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>>331699335gomen.
okay enough of that.
>>331699335
you sure did
>>331699335
im more thirsty while being completely quenched at the same time. youre fine anon dont worry.
WHAT DID THEY SAY /v/?
Post best tan
>>331698884
>The best tan is Genesis-tan
Agreed. She's got a spunky attitude and fiery soul to be the best. SNES is already top tier, the fact that her and Genesis naturally go together just makes it even better.
>>331699028
>>331699113
Sorry, I don't have any other comics like that. Check the Genesis tag on the booru.
>>331699439
>okay enough of that.
Agreed
Anyway
>still no NGPC-tan
WHY
>>331699113
>>331699749
Get me Hyperscan and we're goodyeah thats right. hyperscan
Xbone is cute! Cute!
>>331699903
she is fat! FAT!
>>331699432
well my dad is a drunk that spends food money on alcohol. does that count?
>>331699621
>Hey, I have that game too!
>Fuck off.
>>331699679
>genesis
>best
Maybe best body.
>>331699679
>SNES is already top tier, the fact that her and Genesis naturally go together just makes it even better.
Its the cherry on top. The fact that their rivals makes that even better
>>331699887
Thank you, based anon
>>331700000
>quints
well fucking played
>>331699903
ill be honest
all the xbone pics ive seen want me to get one
i dont even want any games for it
>>331699986
No she's not.
I want paizuri from PS4-tan.
TIME FOR FEELS
>>331700090
These threads are the best marketing tools ms and Sony have.
>>331700017
stop posting, Snes.
>>331700073
i didnt even notice!
>>331700129
Xbone a fatty fat fat fat
>>331700231
fuck wrong one
>>331700017
Fuck off, SNES.SNES is my #2 tan, Genesis is bestest.
>>331700035
That's exactly why I say they're the best pair. They have the history tied to them, everyone know they're rivals but they can't live without each other. It's perfect.Someone make more cute Gen/SNES comics, dammit.
>>331700231
You call that feels? I'll show you feels.
>>331687509
>>331693314
Requesting you where you upload your art.
>>331700000
Nice quads. And it's a start to it, yes.
>>331700368
was just about to post that one
fuck you
>>331700231
top fucking kek
>>331700283
You'll hurt xbones feelings.
>>331700436
well i got that, plus i consider myself a tomboy so uh.. can i be not qt yet?
Reposting this
http://pastebin.com/cpJXtYnsI swear the gamecube/vita one is almost done
>>331700443
I love you too buddy.
Have some more feels.
>>331700542
Good
>>331700705
You monster.
>>331700705
she's fati think its cute
I want Genesis to put her cute feet on my face!
>>331700816
We created a monster alright...IBM CPUs
>>331700329
Exactly
Not to mention their relationship nowadays would be viewed as an old married couple who still bicker about who had the better games, holding hands the whole timeMore comics plz
>>331700554Good to know I'm not alone
>>331700443
>Like, your hair..~
>Play together to?
Jesus Christ.
SNES acute
>>331700985
>>331700914
>>331700554
>tfw used to have tomboy roommate for 2 years
the shit i dealt with was far more than i asked for but it could have been worse
>>331700973
absolute smoothest you can be
What would WW2 look like with console-tans?
>>331701195
Jolly.
can we get some more toasty in here he is my favorite
>>331700914tomboy is best way to be.
>>331701009
i might not ever want to get that console but ill always think she's cute!
>>331701195
what exactly did they put you through? i mostly just consider myself that through dress style, hair style, and personal interest in stuff like wrestling.
>>331701195
pretty fucked up if WW2 had tans
>>331701195Its a double edged sword, I suppose
>>331700973
Zero's grammar and punctuation aren't perfect.
requesting a pc-tan making this
please drawfags
>>331696526
lewdness intensifies http://imgur.com/jgl6RX0
>>331700401
I just discovered the binary pen in SAI, so, don't expect nothing like this in my folder.
>>331701679
muh dick!
>>331700914
I like to think of them more as one leading the other, but they both have a lot of snide remarks and taunt each other, while still having romantic momentsand lewd ones too.I also enjoy the thought that Gen has comfy pillow tits, while SNES has smaller, more sensitive boobs.
>>331701195
>Tfw roomed with a best friend from high school for 2 years during college
>Relations slowly died and now we can hardly call each other friends
>And it's 80% my fault because I locked myself in my room all day
Feels bad, man.
>>331701391
>axis powers consist of Nintendo
>Sony steps the fuck in and stops that domination on the market
>Microsoft hopping on board to stop it and have their own stake
>Sega dies
it seems weirdly fitting this way.
>>331701353
>what exactly did they put you through?
every single day for a year they wanted to fuck. every single day for a year i turned them down.
They were the fit outdoor kind of tomboy. They weren't into vidya.
I don't want to go too far into detail but goddamn was she persistent
>woke up to take a piss and found her in my bed
>i just wanted to sleep
>>331701353Damn straight, sis
>>331701819
>Athletic tomboy tries to fuck you e v e r y d a y for a y e a r
>You turned her down
I should slap you for that.
>>331701819
Wow. Yeah. That sounds like absolute hell anon. Man I sure would hate for anything like that to happen to me.w-was she cute?
>>331701143
Don't make me say it
>>331700554
>tomboy
Nope
Sorry
You're 100percent Qtπ
>>331701891being girly is for losers. id rather watch wrestling and play VIDEO GAMES.
>>331701819
wouldn't sony " surprise" microsoft like japan surprised the US
>>331701819
>every day for a year
>>331702130
fuck
>>331701679
OR here. Absolutely perfect, I can't thank you enough.
>>331701781
You know what they say, opposites attract
they have equal snark, but their personalities mend well with one another, as they compliment and balance each others flaws, such as SNES being too shy, and Genesis being too brash.I love this ship too much. Hope someone in /u/ asks for a comic for these two/spoiler]
>>331702178I'd rather sit around and watch chinese cartoons than go outside
>>331701819
>every single day for a year they wanted to fuck. every single day for a year i turned them down.
>>331693314
>http://imgur.com/mkiNa3U
I just want you to know you're the best anon
>>331701819
>every single day for a year they wanted to fuck
>every single day for a year i turned them down.
>>331702053
i allowed a few things, but not full fug til about a year in
>>331702091shes still cute. to the people ive shown her picture to they all say "are you sure that dosnt have a dick?" guess she's really on the potential trap side
>>331702182
Let's say Sony was the US...
>>331702285
I didn't sign up for it, so no. I can't stop being a colossal faggot even for a day
>>331702395
My drive is dead anyway.
but enough about thatid pick the smaller capacity
>>331701679
I want to fuck those armpits!
>>331691214
draw xbox one tan in maid outfit showing off her ass
>>331700000
>00000
wew
>>331702351i dont watch nearly enough anime. im too busy playing VIDEO GAMES and watching VIDEO GAMES. i dont go outside much, though. my friends all have classes and such so i've settled into neet life.
>>331701679
i still like your stuff and would like to follow you.
/r/ing all the Nintendo-tans at the funeral of all Sega-tans after Sega became a third party dev.
Maybe with PS2-tan dancing in the back
>>331702729
>PS2 dancing in back
is PS3 in a casket too?
>>331702351
They're PERFECT together.P e r f e c t.I can't help not cutepost about them.God dammit now I want to greentext more cuteposting. Stop me anon, STOP ME.
>>331702575
Is she tomboy and athletic enough that, without boobs, she could pull off looking like a guy?
>>331702729
>Maybe with PS2-tan dancing in the back
Nobody wanted Service Games dead, anon. Not even Sony.
>>331685362
Fucking New Day
>>331702860
>Is she tomboy and athletic enough that, without boobs, she could pull off looking like a guy?
with the exception of her voice, yes.she just recently turned 19
>>331702860
No, cuteposting is best posting.
>>331685101
I want to waifu this tan
>>331702575
>Given 365 nights with a qt trapmode tomboy who wants it
>TURNS HER DOWN
Such a perfect opportunity wasted
I... I need to go lie down.
>>331702671Now to complete the package, you need a qtie guys/girl to come and bug you everyday to change your hikikomoriways
>>331702729
>NES and N64 softly weeping over CD and Dreamcast
>Wii clinging to Wii U, crying into her side, Wii U smoking a cigarette, a solemn expression on her face
>Gamecube watching over Jaguar, placing a flower over her dead body, Gameboy-tans and DS-tans with their heads down, flowers in their hands
>SNES crying on top of Genesis dead body, telling Gen that she was always the better console, and that she's a gigantic nerd
>>331700216
mfw her boobs get even bigger with 4k support
>>331703239but i dont want to change. i enjoy being a neet.
>>331703291
>boobs
thats a weird way to spell dick
>>331702860
By all means, based anon, please do
I need more of this cute shit in my life
>>331701679
Delicious.
>>331693375
>Why are basic black and white characters so hot
>>331703065
Alright, I can understand a bit more then... But still, athletic tomboys and athletic girls are top tier. You should have been balls deep in her within the first week of her offering.
>Spoiler text
So wait, does that mean she was underage B& for the first year? If so, that means a world of difference. That's a coin flip of being a faggot and not wanting to get sent to jail.I'd still risk it, though.
>>331703067
Give me a prompt and I'll see what I can do. I'm a competent hobby writer, so I think I can do well.Toadies will help me write, classic rock gives the words s o u l.
>"Genesis, we may have been a little, too careless"
>"SNES, what do you mean?"
>"Genesis...I'm pregnant"
>"NINTENDO 64!"
>"THANK YOU SANTA!"
>>331703489
>You should have been balls deep in her within the first week of her offering.
>So wait, does that mean she was underage B& for the first year?
you got itwhen she turned 18 i allowed it. but even then i still wasnt overly interested.
i was more interested in the fact she was able to flex enough to prove she could ear herself out. i still dont believe what i saw but it happened
Ay yo what's the point of console-tans? Just for drawfags to play around?
>>331703791
Basically. It's just for cuteness and shit's and giggles.
>>331703791
fun
>>331703364Its never too late, sis
>>331703718
Alright, that makes more sense then. You're not as much as a faggot as I first thought, anon.I knew a pretty flexible woman that could almost do that, and she's got a lot of stuff floating around online. Unfortunately, she fell off the grid recently.
>>331703791
It's for magic, cute girls, funny comics, and LEWD.You're welcome to join in.
>>331703791
It's Hetalia but with vidya.
>>331702729
Console-tans don't die. They just retire.
>>331703939nope, but i don't want to. neet for life.besides nobody wanted to hire a mute around here so jobs are out of the question i suppose!
>>331704114
>nobody wanted to hire a muteBecome a qt mime.
>>331704069
Everybody made it sound cool until you brought up one of the worst and dumbest anime ever.
>>331703113
>this guy
SURE IS /SOC/ IN HERE
>>331702860
ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
WHY WOULD YOU TURN DOWN A QT TOMBOY
FUCK
>>331704114
>nobody wanted to hire a mute around here
I know how that feels. Communication seems like a must in practically every job going and when you're suffering from severe social anxiety you don't get a second look. Must be so much worse if you literally can't speak.
>>331688631
tomboys are for submission
>>331703791
pretty much, and it's popular because the drawfags are cool and actually do requests
>>331703489
Prompt:MD has just heard about a new friend, the MDCD, and is excited. SNES trys to calm her down, and accidentally lets slip about the Playstation (Then being developed for her).
>>331704436
You should have seen last week, senpai. One whole thread go derailed into strawpolls, lewds, and futanari flaming./d/ will never leave /v/.
>>331704041
>fell off the grid
strange.
>You're not as much as a faggot as I first thought, anon.
oh how wrong you are...
>>331704436
VIDEO GAMES ARE SOCIAL
MULTIPLAYER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>331704586
>tomboys are for domination
im sub, i wont lie. dom tomboys is where its at senpai
>>331704436
it's ok, they'll go away next week
>>331704652
added colour to that one.
>>331704307
I'd hire a mute.
We need some NES-tan up in here
>>331704543it's really not so bad for me. the biggest issue im facing with it nowadays is the fact that nobody will hire me over it. people are usually pretty understanding about me not being able to speak! i just have to use a notebook/phone to chat with them instead.
Am I the only one who doesn't like lewd stuff and just wants these threads to be cute?
>>331704586
i agree. mostly because the idea of having to be dominant is not something i like at all.
>>331703912
>>331703916
>>331704041
>>331704593
Aight someone hit me with an image showing who is what, I know there has to be one. I only know vr-tan.
>>331704856
i miss those old workout tapes
>>331704868
journey really emphasized on showing how important other senses are without speaking. one of my favorite games to date for just how well done it was.
>>331704967
lewds and cute at the same time anon
>>331704967
Wanting it to be only one thing and nothing else is selfish, regardless of what side you're on. Personally I don't want the scale to tip too far in any one direction and like a little of everything, but these threads tend to sway one way for a little while and then back the other.
>>331704868
Oh hey it's that mute guy from a few weeks ago.
Sucks you can't get a job.
>>331704967
I don't mind all the lewd but there'sway too much PS4 and the bulk of it is just tasteless that isn't even sexually appealing
Post your fave underrated tan
>>331705073
This hasn't been updated in a long time but it's really the only compilation there is.
http://imgur.com/EoYXlhG,0YIoKaO,u9YYysE#0
There's also the booru with everything from these threads, all tagged.
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Open booru
>All these delicious colored lewds
Noice, color-anon, noice.
>>331704594
Hmmmm, so like maybe a bit of jealousy between the two when they find out about CD and PS1 respectively?Is this under the assumption that Gen and SNES are rivals first and secret lovers second?
>>331704680
She fell off the grid because of internet stalkers, bullies, etc. Watching the entire thing unfold was a wild ride and I feel bad for her, but so it goes.
>oh how wrong you are...
"not as much" are the key words here.
>>331705226
toaster without a fucking doubt
>>331704868
What state?
>>331705149
yuppers, im the mute!
tell me about it. sucks even more when disability is such a hassle to get onto. i didnt even want it but if im gonna actually have food i need to be.
>>331705317
that one state in the place
>>331684915
Which tan would be tomo chan?
>>331705503
>that one state in the place
That doesn't help me get you a job faggot.
>>331705276
>not as much
trust me anon, your first estimation was still far beyond wrong.
i just complained to my friend that ripped the Rez OST into lossless because they made them m4a files instead of flac.
im genuinely mad about it
>>331705507
3DS/PS2
>>331705226
CD-i fo sho
We'll need something to commemorate the Wii U being discontinued.
>>331705273
Word, thanks anon.
>>331705563
sorry. i just dont really want any help. i decided long ago that i'd either manage to get a job like a normal person could or i'd just get disability and give up on that idea. aaaaand we already kinda crossed that point!
>>331705654
Wii-U and PC get married so Wii-U retires, no longer needing to work.
>>331704097
The Sega Genesis was discontinued about 4 years before SNES
>Gen tells the other consoles to not tell SNES that she's leaving
>SNES comes in to talk with PC
>asks where Gen is
>PC scratches his head, and shows her an article from a gaming magazine talking about the discontinuation of the genesis
>SNES goes completely quiet, a few sniffles make their way to the surface
>wipes her nose, walks out of the room, heading straight for Gen-tans room
>opens the door, room is completely empty save for the TV and a SNES still plugged into it
>"Thought I forgot something" Genesis walks into the room
>SNES whips around, tears freely flowing from her eyes now
>Genesis smiles widely at SNES, eyes reddened from earlier
>SNES places her forehead against genesis chest, sniffling to restrain the sobs
>"I'll be waiting for yah, alright nerd?"
>SNES wraps her arms around Genesis, mumbling incoherently into her jacket
>Jump to 2003
>"Hey SNES, when did you start wearing that scarf?" asks Gameboy-tan
>SNES lightly plays with the bright yellow scarf tied around her neck
>"I'm going to see an old friend very soon, Gameboy"
>>331705652
>>331705701
Holy shit, I didn't know this existed and I wish I still didn't know.
>>331705701
that is way too fucking cute
>>331705762
>The Sega Genesis was discontinued about 4 years before SNES
does the genesis 3 not count?
>>331705654
games where 2 wiiu gamepads are alloweda wiiu is actually perfectly capable without gushing the power to its limits, but nintendo rejects any game calling for 2 even as a joke.
>>331705701
>there are people here that didnt play the shit out of paddleball
top tier casuals
>>331705734
>i decided long ago that i'd either manage to get a job like a normal person could
Yeah that's real noble and all but I'ma hit you with two facts my man: "normal people" need help to get half-decent jobs all the time, and there's nothing wrong with that. Best of luck to you though.
>>331705869
In this case, I suppose not. If I'm correct, the genesis was discontinued world wide in 1997, and in 1999 for the US
Alright, question time.
If someone were to make a console-tan VN, what would be the ONE scene you'd like to see?
Also, which tan would you go after first?
>>331705276
>Hmmmm, so like maybe a bit of jealousy between the two when they find out about CD and PS1 respectively?Is this under the assumption that Gen and SNES are rivals first and secret lovers second?
Yes, to both. Except it wouldn't be the PS1, It'd be the Nintendo Playstation addon, before they told Sony to fuck off and went and made the N64.
>>331706061
consensual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreationor hand holding
>>331706294
>that face
She knows what the fuck she said.
>>331706061
hobo with a heart of gold romance with ouya, kind of like that bacon girl vn that was popular a few months back, except no torture or slavery
>>331706357
yeah i bet she did
>>331706090
Alright, I'll see what I can do. I'm a bit sick to my stomach today and that may slow me down, but I'll try to get a green text story of it soon.
>>331706407
her eye reminds me of a reaverbot from megaman legends
i wonder if someone drew that yet
>>331706234
You sick fuck. Get the fuck out of here you disgusting bastard.
>>331706604hand on thigh
>>331706540i love legends.
you seem to have also missed the big thing with the image
>>331706061
A thighfuck scene would be mandatory.
>Also, which tan would you go after first?
Probably GBA.
>hangs out in the lab, sometimes with PS1
>can also be found in the gym
>>331704789
Here's a version with correct color scheme though.
requesting a Vita edit of this image!
>>331696198
http://imgur.com/uvE1hQX
>>331702691
ok it'shttp://mario-grant.tumblr.com/all the stuff it's from old drawthreads but the blog it's pretty dead now.
>>331706670
Super cute.
>>331706701big thing? what big thing?
>>331706802
huh, weird. didnt find that on the booru the first few times through.
>>331706886
Buckleyup
>>331706864
>http://imgur.com/uvE1hQX
>>331706825
that was delivered last thread
>>331706886
the joke would just be lost if we told you now
>>331706864
Requesting a futa PS2-tan and futa Genesis-tan comparing cocks, with PS2's being much bigger.And then PS2-tan fucking and dominating Genesis-tan while mocking her.
>>331706993
Well yeah, I colored it just now. Haven't put it up the booru yet.
>>331707023
are you sure that wasnt SNES?
>>331707023
wait, really? i just made the request. did someone make the exact same request as me?
>>331706993
YOU SON OF A BITCH
GOD DAMN LOSS
>>331707125
i like mine for simplicity reasons alone. yours is better by a lot anon.did you at least like the lewd colouring on the other images?
>>331707190
guess its too sublte
>>331701965
you're late
>>331707149
yeah i think it was SNES for that edit. this request was for Vita.
>>331707149
>>331707159
Might have been, I'm not sure, but that image definitely got delivered
Google Cardboard-kun!
>>331707425
there was an attempt
a good one
3/5
>>331706864
dayum
>>331707425
so kawaii
>>331706061
Titjob from PS4-tan, assjob from Xbone-tan.
>>331706864
thank you anon
>>331700231
>dull
isn't that from a Dobson comic
>>331707267
I don't really care with lewd drawings, but as for the coloring itself it's fine. I'd only say that it would be even better if you get some reference first so that you get the colors right. Some of them have different color schemes from the original.
>>331706061
Thightjob from Xbone-tan
>>331706061
>If someone were to make a console-tan VN
I actually would like to see this happen
>which tan would you go after first?
SNES
>>331706061
ojou-sama handjob
you know I thought of something
instead of emulators being clones of the original Tans or whatever, what if the consoles are the guys and PC is the woman, so the Emulators are their off-spring, ZSNES, Project 64, they're all their retarded off-spring, something like Dolphin or Snes9x would be good healthy children, you know?
>>331707967
my monitor distorts a lot of colours depending on angle. purples really fuck with me since they look blue and purple at the same time.
i tried to actively avoid refs because i wanted to see how well i could get it right the first time.
>>331708286
toaster nvidia shield and PC are all women you say?
i mean we have a male vita already...
>>331707425
it's that boy
>>331708063
I'd love to see it happen too. If I had the time, other contributors (Art, writing, ect) I'd start work on it in a heartbeat.
>>331709339
y-you too..
>>331709339
Was this the image to start all this bullshit?
>>331706670
Nice job. Feels like I haven't seen 2DS in that style in a long time.
>>331709514
not even close
>>331709502to me, anyone is my controller
>>331709514
No though it is pretty old.
This one is one of the oldest, if not the oldest.
>>331705507
It's definitely 3DS.
>>331709630
i'd be Xbone-tan's controller any day
>>331709827
i'dbe vitas slaveany day
Any recent Android-tan stuff?
I want more Android-tan comics.
>>331709970
POST THE ONE WHERE PC RUBS N64'S HEAD
>>331710004
Android a shit
>>331709970
That's a man.
>>331709190
I still have some unfinished sprites from the last time this idea got tossed around, though I'd probably want to revamp them.
The problem was a lack of interest though. Aside from a few ideas getting tossed around, nobody was really up for actually writing anything.
Honestly I'd wager that this would just happen again after the initial buzz of the idea wore off, if another attempt was made.
>>331710104
good... good...
>>331710119
>pythonw
MY NIGGA
>>331709552
2DS is probably my second favorite design to draw. Still doesn't feel "finalized" for me yet, though.
>>331686286
>>331686216
>>331685362
I love my 3DS, but shit, 3DS-tan looks like some Tumblrcore character shit. And the worst part is that it makes sense.
>>331710064
How could you possibly have such shit taste?
I want a comic of Android bragging to 3DS about having popular games like Angry Birds and Cut The Rope, but he's crushed when she tells him that she has those games too.
>>331710250
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE 10 OR SO LONG STORY ABOUT 2DS AND HER FRIENDS
FUCKING POST IT
>this thread
>>331710641
>>331698903
I really like this art style. Source?
>>331710663
yes
thats right
watch me
>>331710676
minus8
>>331710119
I wouldn't doubt it either, a lot of people would probably love to be the "ideas guy" but when it comes to putting in actual work they'd more than likely just shy away or pretend other things are going on.
It's a shame really, there's some decent talent in these threads. A VN or something similar made by people who really like the console-tans would probably be amazing.
>>331710363
http://consoletan.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=660
Click Child Posts at the top to see the others.
>>331710818
No fucking way.
>>331698903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g_3UjVdAbg
>>331710956
GOTTA GO FAST
>>331710943
You know it.http://my8.tumblr.com/post/140037397842
>>331711125
woah Minus8 is Korean?
didn't know that
ok, it's getting too late.
time to go to bed. See you next week.
Sleep tight Vita-tan
http://imgur.com/dnSwNXb
>>331711125
I never tought Minus8 would be a /v/irgin. Mostly because his Shy Gals are currently cancer around the internet.
Thanks senpai. I'll be researching his blog for science.
>>331711429
goodnight o/
>>331711429
Vita has the best dreams.
>>331698903
This fucking cheek bump
I want to add this to my style
But holy fuck I dont get it
Its so simple looking and adds depth but I cant do it for some reason
Someone kill me, I hate art but I will conquer you
>>331711378
South korea is best korea after all.
Just leave my trash here
>>331711429
>Only WiiU enjoys it
As expected of the console solely builtto have fun.
I hope this isn't too horrible.
https://imgur.com/f9rd8xF
>>331711429
>http://imgur.com/dnSwNXb
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
>>331711429i want to lewd Futa Wii-U
>>331711626
cute!
>>331711650
you did well!
>>331711607
well they do make some incredibly detailed stories in their version hentai
I drew a thing.
I might take requests later but I'm shrouded in work.
>>331711125
Where does he post his NSFW?
>>331711675
wooooah my dick
>>331711795
well done!
>>331711795
amazing job anon
also can you please draw xbox one tan in maid outfit showing off her ass
>>331711853
rule34.pahael
>>331712091
I noticed, what a downer. Thanks.
>>331712191
gomen
>>331711853
Don't be silly. He doesn't make porn, porn is illegal in south Korea.
>>331701679
That cute face. Those delicious muscles. It's incredible.
You've done a great service to us all. Thank you.
>>331687509
>>331693314
>>331701679
>>331706864
>>331711429
Someone upload these to the booru
>>331711720
Thank you anon
means a lot
>>331713102
thanks for adding to the threads!
Ending this thread with best girl.
>>331713218
Forget something?
>>331713295
best girl is PS4 and PS Vita you eternal FAGGOT
>>331713551
Xbone is pretty cute, though..
>>331713205
Just thought I'd draw some best girl before i go and lurk
>>331713745
>>331713218
looks like it was true
>>331713745
thats fair enough!
