Whats his fucking problem ?
>>331629092
He dropped his toothpaste.
he's british
>>331629092
blighttown made him give up
>>331629092
He's upset that nobody likes his pajamas.
>>331629092
He got called out on manspreading
You ruined his peaceful, bell-less existence
>>331629092
he's crestfallen
medieval deaths are fucking brutal
i'd quit too.
>>331629092
You got his Fire-Keeper waifu killed
>>331629092
Erectile dysfunction
>>331629092
Life
he lost his helmet
>>331629092
Is he the same guy in demon's souls?
He decided he didn't want to go on some arbitrary quest where he gets killed over and over again to ring some bells for some reason.
>>331630991
Hey buddy you look like you're gettin' a little hollow there. Feelin' alright?
>>331631056
Crestman only went hollow after he go off his ass and tried to do something. You could say that being a layabout was his true purpose in life and Seeth robbed him of it.
>>331631914
>Seeth
Wasn't he just annoyed at Frampt?
>>331629092
Lisa needs braces
He was pissed at the artificial difficulty
>>331629092
He couldn't git gud
>>331632051
Dental Plan?
>>331629092
There are no chairs in Firelink Shrine
>>331629092
Look at that Slav squat
He wants to be hardcore but his mom won't let him.
He likes to troll adventurers and realised you can't be trolled.
>>331632271
He's sitting.
That's how people sit.
Slav squat is the opposite. It's instead of sitting.
It's squatting.
>>331632370
You can't meme me like this
What's the problem with all Souls NPCs?
Their mouths don't move and they laugh at the end of every sentence
TOO DEEP 5 ME JAPANESE CULTURE?
>>331632651
Its because facial animations cost money.
>>331630938
He's not the exact same guy, but there's always a crestfallen knight in Souls games.
Some NPCs without their helmets look kinda funny
>>331629092
He's actually one of the most helpful characters in the game even though he's an ass. Just wait though, his time will come.
Its just something unsettling about the guy, hes not a threat but i killed him in my first playthrough
>>331632651
Well, you see... it's tricky to animate mouths, in a place like this.... eh keh keh keh keh keh!
Who is the bro-est NPC and why is it Domhnall?
Kept dyin, stopped trying
This nig basically just can't deal
No stones yo
Get good crestfallen warrior,
Crestfallen worrier more like
Pussy ass nigga, promoting that baby blue sentinels shit
Weak shit
>>331632651
Facial animations cost money.
For some reason Andre the blacksmith is the exception to this and gets a unique model with a mouth that moves when he talks.
>>331632651
Laughing after you say something is a sign of nervousness and insanity depending on context, it's a common Japanese horror convention
>>331637385
>not pyrobro
>>331637385
Laurentius is best bro, Quelaana is best waifu.
Pyromancy son.
>>331629092
Why are these fuckers ridiculously overleveled at the start?
>>331638848
Gwynevere has several unused talking/gesturing animations
Don't be rude to him, shithead.
Anyone kill Ostrava immediately to get demonbrandt on a new game?
>>331631914
He got angry at frampt and went looking for kaathe
>>331640228
He already tried ringing the bells and failed but he probably got some levels out of it.
>>331634718
I was shattered that I couldn't save him.
>>331632651
What's the problem, does it really make a difference? Heh heh heh heh...
>>331640228
Because they've been doing shit since before the PC arrived and got levels from it and because it's a great surprise for the fuckwits who think that they can just slaughter all the NPCs without even trying. I wonder how many people ditched characters thanks to getting spawncamped at Firelink.
>>331642383
They went back to their saves as soon as they figured out they can trick him into falling off a cliff.
Dark Souls 3 is a complete blunder, cancel your pre-orders now and prepare to pirate.
The game is completely finished yet only Japan can play the console versions and only popular streamers can play the PC version for three weeks. For no reason.
>three entire weeks of streamers spoiling the entire game
Invasions are worse than Dark Souls 2 and Bloodborne combined, it's dead on arrival.
>you cannot invade or be invaded if you've killed an area boss
>you cannot invade solo hosts unless they have +20% hp boost and use a dried finger
>the dried finger doesn't even mention what it does in the item description
>you cannot have a higher enchanted weapon than the person you are invading
>this means you're invading gank squads only that have better weapons than you
>seed of tree giants
>everyone can use estus
>most people don't coop to begin with so there will be nobody to invade especially after the first month
3 out of the 8 covenants are worthless because invasions are an almost worthless endeavor. Even if you want to invade you'll never be able to.
The weapon enchant limit hinders even jolly cooperation so there goes 2 more covenants.
That's not all, frame rate worse than Bloodborne on PS4 and there are shockwaves when you're stuttering around. The game slows down and speeds up when you're losing/gaining frames.
There is a Blightown with shit FPS.
The only good news is that you won't have to worry about hackers on PC! Because nobody will be doing invading. The game fucking sucks for the real fans who like to invade and for those who like to fend off invaders.
>only 18 bosses
>the 4 we've seen are shit
Source:
http://www.darksouls.jp/faq.html
>>331634718
Who the fuck is that
>>331642968
>Having problems invading people with higher equipment or gank squads.
Look at this casual and laught
>>331643250
this
I ran a rapier and Miracles build and hung out in the forest all day killing Havel faggots.
>>331643192
Siegmeyer without helmet.
>>331637319
I read this in the undead merchant's voice
>>331629092
What's funny to me is that this faggot is pretty good at parrying and has a lot of health. He could get to anor londo no prob if he fucking tried.
>>331629092
too lazy to want to play the game despite being pretty fucking strong
