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Is it gonna be shit?
>>331592552
Pretty much
ya
if that affects you then you are shit as well
Yeah I mean, poop generally comes from butts.
I'm havingfun
Haven't played it yet but it looks like a fun shooter if you don't try to take it seriously. That's how I always felt about TF2, it was great to just play and not get caught up in being good or competitive in it. That was until all the items and hats took over and turned the game into a trophy hunt.
>>331592552
>No dicks version
Dropped.
>>331592552
yes
Fuck that change to Mercy's voice. I can't stand playing her anymore.
>could have had a cute robot girl for support
>instead we get curry
>>331592867
>That was until all the items and hats took over and turned the game into a trophy hunt.
Yeah, and I'm sure that Blizzard - despite copying most aspects of the game from TF2 - will not eventually copy the one that made TF2 a huge money maker for Valve.
>>331593010
women shouldnt have cocks though.
>>331592728
>everyone forgot this shit ever existed the moment Overwatch was announced
>>331593482
>He doesn't like his women having dicks
Out you go!
>>331592552
source?
>>331593482
what are you a fag?
>>331593176
Keyword, eventually anon. Hopefully for the first year or so the game won't get overloaded with shit like that. And I think Blizzard will mainly just push for skins. There games are known to hit big in the competitive scene, whether or not people agree with that, and I'm sure they wouldn't want to fuck up the chances of this game being involved in Esports by adding in a cluster fuck of different weapons. You can't play TF2 competitively because it's such a mess, there is just too much going on.
WHENS THE GODDAMN BETA
WHENS THE FUCKING ACTUAL GAME
I WANT TO PLAY AS MY FAV GALzarya
It looksfunwith friends
It will be complete ass.
>>331593482
Sure, but hermaphrodites are a thing.
Doesn't matter if it's incredibly fun or a huge smelly turd, it's made by Blizzard so /v/ will never give it a chance.
>>331592552
yes, but I'm glad for the lewd models
>>331593891
>implying 90% of /v/ posters even have friends
>>331593891
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
>Blizzard
yes
>>331594186
>implying 90% of /v/ isn't just normies pretending to be lonely autists
>>331594528
We have to me normies on the outside. It's the only way we can survive.
>>331592552
is this the futa holy fuck I'm going on a fap spree tonight
>>331595218
That's it out of that set, but overwatch has tons of futa so far
>>331595962
I wonder if there are more futa overwatch images than there are people in the beta
>>331596448
easily
It was a fine game, until Blizzard decided to make a 8 months long Beta and shit patch it twice a week
Just to make sure they killed the hype totally
>>331592728
>Gearbox
>>331597831
This, blizz's marketing team is usually pretty good, I have no idea how they've managed to fuck this up so bad. First it was letting only streamers/youtubers in but announcing it as the beta, then the incredibly small waves, and now the long period between the beta and release. The way they killed the hype is ridiculous it went from a lot of people being genuinely excited to now I only see anything about it on /v/ and that's just thinly veiled porn threads.
>>331592728
played the pre alpha or something
the multiplayer is shit
I honestly can't tell if it's going to be shit since I can't fucking play it. No access.
>Pay to get in!
Fuck that noise.
I'll just play muh OP sniper arena shooter semi-moba. Pic related.
>>331599816
>Pay to get in!
You can't even pay to get in buying the game now only gives you a week of early access
>>331595962
Yeah, I looked it up, there are only two versions, one with semen and one without. I'll try to contact the creator so he can patch up with some huge dicks with their shadow looming over her face
>>331596448
PLenty familarizona
>>331592708
>sfm scat porn
fucking when?
>>331599816
>Pay to get in!
That just keeps the trash out that usually infest F2P games.
I wouldn't know, I'm not in beta yet.
>>331600783
it really doesn't
>paying for a free to play generic fps.
yall are retarded as fuck since there is so many other good fps coming out that are free. But since they take some skill /v/ isn't going to like them
>>331600783
Like in CS:GO?
Im trying to upload some nasty futa overwatch porn but its over 3mb so I cant
>>331601045
>it really doesn't
It really does though, objectively and historically.
You're either too ignorant to know this or you're just being contrarian. Either way you're so wrong it's not even funny.
>there is so many other good fps coming out that are free
Name some.
>>331593629
>>331593726
>>331594114
WE'VE COME FULL CIRCLE PEOPLE.
Anyone have the image of the streamer on twitter asking for access during the first wave and getting it within 30 minutes
>>331601260
UT, lawbreakers comes to mind
for fuck sakes someone post a futa overwatch character with bulge please I've been waiting.
>>331601461
Error: Maximum file size allowed is 3 MB
>>331601441
lol
>>331601626
Both are actually good games, lol.
Widowmaker a beautyThe game is fucking shit
>>331592552
The movement looks too Halo for my taste. Floaty and slow.
Looks like slow TF2 with skins on day one. Also it's going to be impossible to balance that many classes.
>>331592552
you answered your own question with that pic fampai
>>331602056
It's already balanced and the gameplay is far more interesting than TF2.
The gameplay is slow and boring
The characters are unlikable trash that appeals to blizzard cucks
It's shit
>>331601441
UT wasn't really that good I used to play it heaps then as soon as I started playing Q3 i realized I was an idiot
>Nexon
>Good
>>331602545
>Nexon
>BadSaid no one ever. Fucking Nexon.
>>331601441
>>331602796
>>331602545
Lawbreakers isn't F2P. it's Paid.
Which is fucking weird since Nexon is publishing it.
>>331599816
I got access to the beta but never bothered redeeming it or installing it. It just looks so boring
>Do you like my dance mon cheri? It iz good dance no?
>>331603716
THX FOR THE STIFFY FAMILIA
THAT SHIT FOUL
>>331603716
There's something uncanny about her moves.
>>331603829
webm for ants
>>331603716
Those hips look fucking ridiculous
It's like they did market research in poor black neighbourhoods and all they got back was "NEEDS MO ASS"
>>331604023
>webm
resolution is shit because it isn't the webm
>>331604023
Thats because it's a gif
>>331592552
gameplay looks fun, characters are all likeable, seem to have all garnered a positive response, and its a blizzard game, I think it'll do very well
but fuck me if they aren't choking with these closed beta decisions, christ it's like watching a trainwreck
>>331592728
The only thing that doesn't just fade into so much bullshit is the dapper robot. Everything else is generic video game person and is genuinely difficult for me to actually discern what's what.
>>331601045
>yall are retarded as fuck since there is so many other good fps coming out that are free.
Care to give some examples?
>But since they take some skill /v/ isn't going to like themPersonally, it's near impossible for me to improve since skill gaps are going to be evident from match one, and once people find out I'm the one who gets shit on, they'll keep me out of the game via killing me.
Thus, there's no way to improve, still, I'd like to know what you're talking about
20 tick rate
>>331604506
Is that fucking true
Holy shit
Hey guys...Remember when we hated DLC and Microtansactions when F2P games were starting to come out? And now that we're back to the good ol' days of paying a price for the full game, we're beeeeeging for Free to play to come and save us from paying 40$/€/£ for a full game.
>>331604579
Eat poopoo
LOL DESTROYED XD
So I just watched the new cartoon and is it me or do the good guys outnumber the bad guys way to much?
Like 90% of the characters Lore wise apparently follow Overwatch. But whose canonically in the other team? We know Reaper, Widow and the two Mad Max homage characters but who else?
>>331604565
i heard they raised it but i cant find a source, so i guess its stuck at 20 tick. bravo blizzard
Pretty much the only good that's come from the TF2-clone insanity is all the women.
Like, this game I posted is hilariously shit but god damn look at her.
BEST GIRL COMING THRU
>>331603716
>_clothed
I think you uploaded the wrong .webm
>>331604849
they added d.va to street fighter? bold move blizz
>>331604506
>>331604565
>>331604745
No one knows the tick rate for sure.
I hope it succeeds so we can get more porn of it
>>331604952
ellowas
there now you post the other one if yuo want to go get banned
>>331604849
Yuck
She looks like that girl in primary school who literally had shit under her fingernails and her dad picked up her by putting his hand under her crotch
Absolutely nostalgic
>>331604827
I'd like it more if she didn't have tumblr tier hair and tattoo's.
>>331604827
Bootylicious
Who's this bitch from?
>>331604849Needs more "Fighting enemies in her mech with a gigantic plug in her ass"episodes
>>331593891
It is if they aren't tryhard rage machines
t. In the beta with friends who are both tryhard and casual
>>331605039
that's oddly specific, you sound like you know from experience
>>331605151
Nice nose and general cheek area
>>331592552
I've been playing beta for a while, and I have to say I'm really enjoying it. I thought it would get stale very quickly but it kind of has the "Moba" effect of potato chips, you just keep wanting more.
During open beta weekend they had a while back it was kind of lame, but with access to more maps (and game modes) it's enjoyable.
>>331592552
Who knows? But for certain, it's gonna be THICK
>>331593482
>lookslikesomebodydoesntapprecitecocks.jpg
>>331605236
>Whoa check out that ASS
>Look at the rack on that one
>Damn those legs
>Nice nose and general cheek area
>>331605276
Also a lot ofgirlsseem to play. At least in beta. Take that as you will
>>331605342
thanks anon
>>331605006
I hope if nothing else we at least get an animated movie out of this, blizzs animations are pretty amazing and so far the shorts are looking disney/pixar quality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnHB0WIBFiU
and it looks like they want to turn it into some sort of whole media franchise
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/blog/20063489/
>>331604849
>no bulge
I can't get off to this.
>>331605537
I heard the same
Seems a lot of them like Mei
let it be known that some girls out there have good taste
>>331605676
Someone said a while ago that they were also in talks with some studio over getting an anime pilot out as well.
It looks fun. But maybe that's because I'm not a 20 year old depressed weeb who's hyper critical of everything.
>>331605785
For the most part they just kind of fill in whatever roll is needed. Most of them are genuinely fun to play with, today was the first time I encountered a GAMUR GIRL and she had two other people in her premade telling her how great she was. Wouldn't surprise me if she was a streamer though
>>331605807
That would be cool, I know they said around the time that they first announced warcraft movie that if it did well then they wanted to expand into more movie type stuff, and warcraft already has plenty of books, comics and manga out so its not like they don't have experience outside of games.
>>331605880
Dang that's really hurtful
Overwatch is like a MOBA based team shooter, where as tf2 is more of a pure shooter experience,
I feel like the skill floor of Overwatch is lower compared to tf2, but with refinements, I am sure that overwatch can stand pretty much as an equal to tf2
of course Mercy is wearing a slutty halloween custom. I thought blizzard was supposed to be progressive
>>331606239
How heavy is that pussy and ass?
>>331606239
If only that shit didn't cost so much, I'd totally order dat ass.
>>331606239
where the fuck would you stick it?
>>331604745
This. Someone told me it was raised to 60 ticks. Is this just a shill of a lie?
>>331606239
i need to buy one of these
>>331606480
like 19 pounds
>>331606239
You got the other one? With the 2 different ones side by side
>>331606517
in the vagina hole
>>331592728
>Announced as shitty 4 players coop of Brothers in Arms
>Nobody cares
>Re-announced it as shitty moba like FPS
>Nobody still gave a shit
That's what you got for ditching BiA you fucks
>>331605006
They're 60
hreddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/49jabt/overwatch_servers_are_60_tick/
>>331606480
80 lbs and $900 of pussy and ass
>>331606554
someone onhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/49jabt/overwatch_servers_are_60_tick/
>>331605151
why is she purple?
VR SEX WITH WIDOWMAKER FUCKING WHEN!!!!!?!??!?!
>>331607042
oh my god you can't just ask why someone is purple you bigot
>>331607042
They made her circulation way lower than normal so her skin got blue because of lack of oxygen or some shit so she can super spy sniper bitch.
>>331606982
>>331606239
>webms of this that don't cut into man ass
wow they do exist, nice
>>331606480
Over 20 Lbs
>>331607131
so if i fuck her would it be like fucking a corpse?
>>331592552
Why is she a niggress?
>>331607114
how come blizzard can get away with these girls?
>mei model got released
>only one mediocre sfm loop
>ten billion widowmaker/tracer/D.Va animations shit out per second
WHY
WHERE IS LOVE FOR BEST GIRL?
>>331606982
>>331606239
Have you ever fucked them? And is it fun? I'm asking for a friend haha...
>>331606239
Is there a video of people fucking these things?
>>331607238
Yes. It'd be like fucking a cold cut sandwich. No thanks.
>>331607107
Sony is already working on a waifu simulator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo
>>331607260
maybe they don't give a fuck about sjws
The commercials for this game are cringe as all fuck.
>>331607260
Don't worry, they included a pink hair dyke, that means any tumblrite criticizing this game is sexist
>>331607260
I dunno, but Blizzard was pretty based when the GG debacle was in high tide. Some SJW piece of shit asked them why Nova and Kerrigan were so sexy in HotS and if they planned to do anything about it or something to that effect. Blizzard was like, whoops, we did make them pretty sexy, guess that's how they are, no use changing it now. Then they went and made like a dozen more sexy grills.
>>331607334
why not just watch porn at this point?
>>331606982
Think the dude has ever done a double buttjob with those? I know I would.
>>331607404
They are all definitely very sterile, but they want to wow people who only see pretty graphics
Probably.
Why isshe so cute and cuddly-looking?
>>331592552
>Brown ass's normals are not aligned
I'm honestly disgusted by this image
>>331607483
is not the same man
>>331607483
morbid curiosity
>>331607483
Not him, but I'm interested how this is in action.
>>331607553
Because she'sFAT
>>331601060
>CS:GO
That game is owned by 85% of steam because it is on sale every other day of the week, if it isn't given to you for free via steam key or gift in any other orifice of the internet. Which makes that thing not count.
>>331606215
Torbjörn X Mercy confirmed!!!
>>331592552
Who cares?
The SFM shit is fantastic.
>>331606239
My cousin's brother wants to know if it feels good fucking these things?
hehe
>>331607787
yeah so does my wife's son
hehe
>>331607297
Becauss she's wearing a lot of clothes
If they do like a skin that shows more of her chubby bod people will go nuts
>>331607469
>>331607395
This blizz is old enough and has enough money that they pretty much just do what they want and don't really pay attention to what other companies are doing
>>331606982
Do you think he had to buy the panties separate?
I just used my brand new fleshlight to that video POV creampie Widowmaker video.
Feels good.
>>331606239
my uncle wants to know if these are any good?
>>331607201
This is the correct answer and if you didn't know that answer you're a newfag and need to leave.
>>331607297
>WHERE IS LOVE FOR BEST GIRL?
Tracer has a shit ton of porn, what are you complaining about?
>>331608087
You posted one of the worst ones. Post the one with the lip bite if you don't care about the mods.
>>331607297
Hoarded model maybe
>>331607871
BASED
>>331608215
Please
>>331607837
i want to know myself to order one
so i can fuck it
>>331607917
sauce, b0ss?
>>331592552
Well, we have gotten some nice ass out of it, so that's something
PLEASE FUCKING GOD, I'M GONNA GET ED IF I KEEP FAPPING!
>>331608215
damn that's p nice
>>331608452
Theyre a thousand dollars each
>>331608087
>>331608087
>>331608515
>tfw I already have all of these
I need to get a life
>>331608680
>The best SFM porn video is 4 seconds long
w e w l a d
e
w
l
a
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I don't know about you but I can't fap in 4 seconds and after 5 loops that shit's boring as fuck
>>331608729
That's the one boy.
>>331607959
I think giving an accurate answer is more important that memeing.
I think it well do fine. I'm gonna wait and see how well it does and get it when it's on sale.
>>331607896
he said he had to find special plus-size panties. those things are comically disproportionate, the pussy lips are like the size of your entire hand.
>>331607896
Yes, he did.
God I love blue skin
>>331608928
das it mane
Seriously there is zero point of posting porn unless the girl has a dick.
>>331608986
what were his thougghts fuckng it though. howd it compare to real pussy. if he ever got real pussy
>>331606370
that's not a robot
that's not even a mobile suit
D.va a cute. CUTE!
>>331608928
man that dick is p nice
>>331609189
more of her
20
>>331609280
that's the face and body motions of a girl who's cumming? Come the fuck on SFM cucks put some more effort
>overwatch thread
>>331609258
>not the sound version
>>331609396
At least it's not the usual crap that's just a 2 second loop
more dickgirls please
>>331609502
I have 100+ sound futa overwatch webms and can't upload any here
>this thread
>>331609502
>sound
>/v/
wew
>>331609527
Very true
>tfw you don't find D.va especially attractive but you main her cuz she is so fun to play.
I wish I liked playing as tracer more, her voice is sex on the ears.
>>331609668
got a mega, anon?
>>331609668
you could dropbox or gdrive them
>>331609694
>>331609668
i learned something today.
Time to head to /gif/
>>331592552
I'm having fun with it currently. Not going to be the second coming, but it's casual enough that I feel like hopping on for a quick game or two most days which is more than I can say about most games
>>331609668
How many of them are longer than 10 seconds.
I'm very doubtful of the quality because of SFM
>disgusting sfm everywhere
2d or fuck off
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/127150#search=3d%20animated%20widowmaker
>>331610094
>back dimples
The fucking best
>>331592552
is there a futa version of this? is it this same picture just with cocks or is it a full set/sfm?
>>331609926
>tfw you'll never be D.Va
>>331610105
> tfw found filter for just loli results
>>331610259
>wanting to be raped by men
It can happen to you anon just dress up like a magical girl and enter your nearest prison, local black basketball courts, or Anime cons
>>331609926
please tell me there's more than a 3 second loop to this
>>331609687
Johnson? What are you doing browsing the web instead of filing those reports? You're fired.
>>331609668
Mega it?
based mods :^<>
uh-oh the mods woke up.
>>331606982
SOURCE
SOURCE
SOURCE
SOURCE
>>331606982
Is there a video of him actually using them? just curious haha
thanks guys, i thought wearing this butt plug would get me horny enough.
Think about everything Blizzard has made since Activision bought them out. Would you call those games successes?
>>331601437
Yes big streamers get special privileges because it's beneficial for the developers. Deal with it anon because it's not going to change.
They're not going to snub free advertising.
>about to go to sleep
>this thread
god damnit i don't want to fucking fap but fuck
>>331611151
3D is disgusting. With flaws. CGI > Real women
>>331611002
D3, at least, after they backpedaled on the shit that really fucked the game and made it decent.
>>331611002
Just because you dont like a game doesn't make it not a success. Read RoS being one of the top selling games of all time
>>331592728
Do people actually trust Cuckbox after Aliens Colonial Marines?
I pity these people.
>>331611002
>Would you call those games successes?
Are you calling them unprofitable?
>>331611403
Battlefront was profitable, but it wasn't a success. Just because it makes a lot of money doesn't mean it isn't a failure.
>>331611002
Where the D3 wifus at? That's my definition of success, and I ain't seen a one.
>>331611151
how'd they get that pig in a latex suit?
>mfw my block lifted
better luck next time
>>331611236
Is that why absolutely nobody plays D3 anymore? Because it's so decent?
I guess turning a shitty $40 game into a shitty $80 game really made a difference.
Closest thing we'll ever get to old Blizzard is Runic Games. Closest we'll ever get to a real D3 is Torch Light.
>>331611002
Name a failure. They've all generated nothing but profit for the company.
>>331610449
Jokes on you.
Johnson's been promoted to Uncle Phill!
>>331609290
Which artist, famzilla?
>>331611596
If it looks good on the quarterly report then to them it makes very little difference.
>>331611870
D3, SC2 trilogy, HotS, Post WotLK expansions. Profitable isn't the same as successful. A successful game is a game well remembered and a game people still play, nobody plays these shit bastardizations of popular franchises.
>>331611870
/v/ doesn't understand how businesses work, if they don't like a game then its a failure no matter how much it sells
>>331611775
I ain't singing the game's praises, son, nor am I defending them putting some of the more important changes behind a paywall. I'm just saying they turned a shit game decent.
And Torchlight was boring as hell.
>>331612017
D3 is so good they don't say anything.
SC2 is so good all they do is talk about upcoming DLC.
HotS is so good they omit it from the report.
WoW is so good they stopped reporting subs.
Get fucked. Hearthstone is the only successful thing ActiBlizzard has done and it's a shitty app game.
People are getting bored of it
Probably because the beta literally won't end till the second week of May
>>331612049
>Profitable isn't the same as successful.
To a business it is, as long as people buy their product and they make a profit it doesn't matter how much you like it
>>331606215
They're PROGRESSIVELY giving me a boner hur hur hur
>>331612182
do you think blizzard is dying or something
>>331592761
there really isn't enough Phara porn, Zarya too for that matter
WHERE IS THE MEGA
>>331612302
Fuck off, Dio.
>>331612413
>telling Dio to fuck off
>ever
>>331607395
except when they changed Sylvannis' design to show less skin
They sometimes do, but mostly don't give a shit about sjw
>>331607107
post the full image pls
>>331607871
>>331608264
>wasn't around when blizz caved and apologized for this interview
>>331612545
Sorry, I've been down too long in the midnight sea
>>331612049
They don't make games for you, Anon. Not anymore. You're like an obsessed ex holding onto memories of the past but can't accept that someone else is fucking her now and you're not.
>>331612103
You're right.
>>331612307
Considering their pitiful lineup of games and drop into obscurity. Yes.
Bethesda holds more relevance than Blizzard does. Who even talks about Blizzard games anymore? Are any of the big let's players playing WoW or SC2 or anything? No. Nobody gives a fuck about their games and less care about Overwatch because it isn't a franchise game.
>>331612182
I don't see how any of that changes the fact that they all bring in plenty of revenues.
>>331612694
So where are the layoffs? Shutdown of servers for "dead" games like SC2/D3/HotS? Realm mergers in WoW? How exactly is blizz dying?
>>331612885
Because they're making games he doesn't think are important.
>>331612619
They had to so that they could continue getting interviews with them, blizz isn't dumb enough to give up on free advertising
>>331613057
is RPS even that popular? if anything RPS needs blizzard more than blizzard needs them
>>331612694
I'm having trouble figuring out what the size of these circles represents.
>>331607297
mei's model looks ugly af in game famalama
only the art that tumblrina's are drawing are any good.
>>331612885
People are jumping ship, there's no point in layoffs. Rob Pardo, Micky Neilson, and a fuck-ton of others have been jumping off left and right.
>>331607871
why do women care if there's hot chicks in my videogames
you dont see any men bitching about how male characters are always godlike bodybuilding supermen
>>331612694
>>331613034
Stop talking out your ass blizz is still profitable, reviews mean shit to them or anyone else as long as their making money
>>331613267
because women are memes.
So I just watched the new Overwatch Shorts thing and noticed this guy when the niggerape recalls overwatch
have blizzard created the perfect Serb ethnic cleanser for the overwatch group?
Have blizzard finally made a character that I will like in their game
Or will he be cut and not mentioned ever again because epic blizzard meme shit
>>331612627
Oh, what's becoming of me?
>>331609668
anon a mega upload would be pretty great
>>331613447
NO SOUND AS HE FALLS INSTEAD OF RISING!
>>331613267
>why do women
you mean tumblr and cuck journalists
The game looks boring as shit. All I care about is the porn.
>>331607871
What is the source of this? Jesus Christ, the lesbian got rekt.
>>331613057
I think it's a reach to say that RPS would have refused to do any more interviews with Blizzard, and that Blizzard would care if they did.
>>331613267
Women do care, greatly
But not in the way that SJWs think they care.
The majority of women want hot girls in their games. Much like "muh power fantasy" for guys playing big and muscular barbarians, girls get a power fantasy of being a hot girl kicking ass. These are the beaty standards of our society.
You play something that appeals to you, either on a visual level(you get attracted by it) or on a mental level(it appeals to you, you feel empowered by it, it fulfils your fantasies).
If SJWs want people to stop liking sexy girls and sexy guys then they will have to change society first
>>331613660
you're right, anon, you must forgive me
it's an easy mistake to make
>>331608215
Black guy? No thanks, not a cuck.
>>331613057
ya RPS is kinda of a no name when you think about it.
I just checked their alexa and their websimilar rank and they aren't even close to being a top viewed website.
>>331613614
DANGER! DANGER! THE QUEEN'S ABOUT TO KILL!
why is there no Symmetra porn?
>>331614141
poo in the loo
I'm in love desu
>>331592552
Source please?
I can't find the futa.
>>331614283
I would be too. But 4 second clips aren't enough to get me off sadly. So this entire thread is just sexual depravation
>>331613235
>>331613761
>>331614028
It doesn't matter its already been pointed out several times in this thread alone that blizz is a business. And if there's even a possibility that that write is friends with other game journalists and may convince them too paint blizz in a bad light in interviews then of course their pr department is going to make them apologize especially when their currently working on expanding into so many new products
>>331613438
In that slide you can see a few obvious characters, some that have been teased before. I'm assuming the more normal looking characters are either filler or super early concepts for future characters, hopefully the latter for your sake.
>>331614283
need dat sauce
>>331614283
Fapped to it twice, I wish more of her are made instead of DVA and Widowmaker.
>>331614462
Why is kai lang in overwatch
>>331601045
>you have to buy the game
>still calls it free 2 play
Youre a special kind of retarded aren't you
>>331604102
Are you gay?
>>331614096
I'M GOING HOME! HOME! HOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEE!
>>331614450
you're just not trying hard enough
>>331614578
i was just thinking that, the resemblance is uncanny
>>331609189
>korean
no thanks
>>331613438
Because in what other game can you play as a commando man?
>>331614754
If he ever shows up I hope he sends a angry misleading e-mail to somebody
>>331615116
a commando man literally sculpted for the removal of kebabs
>>331593170
Thats the AI from winston's computer
>>331615243
Knowing blizzard concepts, he'll be fully cucked by the time they add him to the game.
Can i run Waifuwatch?
>>331616329
>he'll be fully cucked
>look i said it again am i cool yet xD
>>331593891
>Playing waifu games with friends
>>331616639
Nice try, tourist.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cuckold/.
>>331616751
You're the one trying your hardest to fit cuck into every single post whether it has anything to do with what your talking about or not
>>331614450
Put it on a loop.
>>331616874
Look at the post count and then stay btfo toursit
mega when
Can I look at my own ass ingame? This is an important question.
>>331617107
>post count
What does that have to do with you forcing cuck
>>331614593
no hes irish
>>331617186
they are not going to put your hairy ass in game, anon.
>>331617186
its first person so i dont think youll have much opportunity;_;
>>331617186
Yeah, this is my biggest concern too..
What's the point of skins, more importantly slutty skins, if you never see your character?
>>331617186
>>331617514
You can go into third person when using an emote on any char, some characters abilities cause them to shift to third person automatically while in use. You also see them during the intro and winner lineup screens and play of the game.
>>331617186
Uh, I guess if you mod the game and take a picture of your fat hairy acne ridden ass and replace some files you might.
>>331593170
>>331615387
She's already been confirmed lads. Her concept has changed though but she's still a fembot. A fembot wearing bulky clothing and a headscarf.
>>331598532
>First it was letting only streamers/youtubers in but announcing it as the beta
Thats just not true, my account got in the moment they started the beta and I'm not a streamer.
Could only get a few hours in because I don't even have that much time for games anymore, but its a fun game. Would prefer shorter respawn times, but then I'm mostly a fan of shooters like UT anyway.
>>331618818
The very first wave (as in the 4ish months ago wave) was streamers and people who posted in some leddit thread, blizz confirmed after people kept asking and someone noticed that everyone on the subreddit who had access had been in that thread.
>>331614283
sauce
>>331607917
>POV creampie Widowmaker video
Guess I've got something to hunt down tonight.
>>331602208
said who? stop pulling shits outta yer ass, like a new release game would have better balancing than a game from 9 fucking years ago
>>331610328
Help a brother out?
>>331614283
GIS, IQDB, Saucenao, & tineye give nothing.
>>331617883
I have a very female and very hair free ass thank you very much
>>331619962
>google rule34 overwatch
>first page of the first link has artist
wow so hard
>>331614502
>>331619361
>>331619962
http://zalsfm.tumblr.com/post/141377403200/gyfcat-colonelyobo-inspired-me-to-try-out
>>331620073
>female
>>331609135
but it is a robot.
why does it have to be a mobile suit?
>>331620310
sauce
>>331621290
http://snellum.tumblr.com/post/141092482476/1080p-webm-480p-gif-little-warm-up-to-get
>>331621693
holy fuck
>>331619346
Thats just bullshit but I guess its easier for you to believe you got no key because you are no streamer instead of just beeing unlucky.
I did not post in some reddit thread either, the only thing I did was activate the option that I'm interested in the beta in my bnet options as soon as it was announced.
>>331622770
and to add to that, it was the 27th october, the very first day the closed beta started that I got my invite.
>>331619365
No need to.
https://a.pomf.cat/sttlbr.mp4
2lewd4me
>mfw this game flops and Gearbox finally tanks
>>331624321
>Gearbox
>>331623341
>the VA's accent slips at the crucial time
fuck; ruined
Is Overwatch just a memegame that's only good for porn?
>>331624585
Yes.
I love games like Overwatch because people who have bad taste play the bad game and subsidize cool new 3D porno for me
>>331593980
And they're not women
>paying $80 for TF2 without all the years of balancing TF2 has
>>331625032
>TF2
>balanced
le demoman is fine xd
>>331625032
>$80
What the actual fuck are you paying for anon?
>>331607871
>people genuinely think the panicked run away from the interview is badass
I think RPS and Walker especially are pricks but this one doesnt make blizzard look good, besides, they have a point, without people pushing for new things we wouldnt have the eskimo girl or the butch gunner.
I want to split DVa's little gook pussy in half and breed the perfect White-Asian race
This Overwatch stuff is hands down the best SFM porn I've yet seen. Props to the fags making it.
>>331625361
I'd rather coat the inside of her butthole with white man sperm
>>331625361
DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
>VIDEO GAMES DONT OVERSEXUALIZE WOMEN GUYZ!
>WE DONT NEED FEMINISM IN VIDEO GAYMZ GUYZ!
Ugh....
>>331625496
Even more impressive that they are not rips.
The Widowmaker model was made by hand.
>>331593482
VITA ANON
>>331625578
Can't hear you over my fleshlight and my Overwatch SFM folder.
>>331625679
post vids of you pounding your fleshlight pls
Why did they bother to make a backstory when the heroes and villains can team up with each other all willy nilly? At least in assfaggots there are team-specific characters.
No singleplayer campaign either. Blizzard just doesn't give a fuck anymore.
>>331625857
he said VIDEO, the pictures great, but cmon anon
>>331607871
This happened years ago. Dustin Browder was forced to apologize afterwards and since then Blizzard has been imposing numerous SJW changes to their games, including censoring Sylvannas and the creation of characters like Zaria
>>331625775
>At least in assfaggots there are team-specific characters.
Name one non-dead moba where you can't play either team
>>331605078
Fortnite. Coop shooter that Epic games have all but canceled to work on their shitty dota clone.
>>331592552
we already got the porn
what else is there to look forwards to?
>>331625775
Why do they bother to make video games when they should just hire these SFM modelers to create full-fledged porn with people's OC's?
>>331625959
VR porn with those characters.
>>331625891
Ironically, Overwatch has spawned some of the best SFM porn.
>>331603716
>clothed
which means...
>>331626127
no one cares about that. people just wanted to play as a butch russian woman and now they can
>>331625925
DOTA2
>>331626134
>>331603716
i need it
>no good porn of symmetra despite those hips ingame
>>331599816
>implications.
I have 11 paladin's invitations, because I play the game almost daily nowadays. Reply with your email and I'll throw one at you.
>>331626221
you can play any characters together in dota2, what are you talking about
>>331626302
>symmetra
>POO IN LOO
>>331626302
She has a great ass too.
Pharah probably looks better but it's hard to tell with that armor on. Symmetra is great though, nice clear view of her thighs, hips, and ass. She has kind of a man jaw which is a shame, great body though.
>>331626271
>>331626134
I looked it up and it's just her boobs hanging out
fucking waste
Howsweatydo you think Mei gets under her suit?
we truly live in a golden age of porn
>>331626514
Not at all, she's pretty chill
>yfw you hear Mei's voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StMOUs4gxFU
>>331604849
Why is she wearing a plug suit?
>>331626514
>>331626624
I'm sure it's nothing thata nice hot showerwouldn't fix.You'd wash her back for her, right?
>>331626884
Not now sona, this isn't the ERP thread, git
>>331626412
>Pharah
I bet Pharah has the samus effect. A goddess beneath all that armor.
>>331626884I'd wash anywhere she asked me toany way she wanted.
>>331627409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxUuldUcfI
>>331627267
Yeah for sure. Mercy and D.Va are prime waifu material, but for me Pharah is probably the hottest. Beuatiful shade of brown skin, god tier face and hair, nice voice, and probably an absolute banging body under her suit.
>>331626190
and closetfags can jerk off to a butch futa bitch
If I get OverWatch I'd probably get it on PS4 desu senpai
Blizzard is a console developer in denial, Diablo 3 was way better on PS4
>>331625281
It's around $80 in canada if you get the big jew edition
>>331612563
I don't play WeW but isn't supposed to be at war or some shit?
Also,all her HOTS skins shows either her belly or has a hips window
>>331614283
Tracer x Pharah when
I don't have anything against Widowmaker but my dick demands it.
>>331626302
D E S I G N A T E D
>>331627894
Yes but it doesn't make sense for two main reasons.
1. Sylvanas' skin is resistant as fuck, it's like extremely thick and tough leather so it's very hard for anything to cut or penetrate it.
2. Sylvanas is a vain bitch, in both life and death she knows she is hot and likes to show it off, she likes showing skin to make people jealous of her.
Wearing huge plate armor doesn't make sense. Not to mention she's an agile archer so restrictive armor is stupid.
>>331592552
Yes.
Not complaining about the sfm stuff though.
>>331612563
>>331625891
>>331627894
>censoring Sylvannas
I don't think they changed sylvanas to "censor" her though, there are still plenty of characters in game with even more exposed than her, mostly elves, and her hots model still has her old armor, her armor change in wow probably had more to do with bringing her closer to her cinematic trailers look
>>331627649
my nigga
>>331628254
Fuck off to reddit please faggot.
>>331628716
Go dig an outhouse, Pajeet
>>331592728
wow this looks bad gearbox can suck a fuck
>>331628307
>it's like extremely thick and tough leather
Seeing as the setting is filled with weapons that can cut God, that's not very impressive.
>>331628307
Literally the reason why WoW (not HotS) Sylvanas got changed was because Metzen's daughter got a looked at Sylvanas then asked him why she wore so little clothes.
Nothing to do with SJW, Metzen simply got caught with his pants down by his daughter.
>>331629245
>Ashbringer was created to destroy the undead
>Sylvanas is Undead
>Literally every Ret Paladin on Azeroth now has an Ashbringer
She doesn't stand a chance.
What's her safe word, /v/?
>>331629427
Not to mention it's mentioned on the website that this is the expansion where she either redeems herself or falls for good. Sylvanas confirmed for raid boss.
>>331627731
>Playing FPS with a controller
>>331629674
>he thinks you have to aim
>>331601835
Other way around. Game is actually fun, Widowmaker is fucking shit. Pleb tier shit.
>>331629505
"I'm a pig"
>>331592552
ITT: people that haven't played the game but still have an opinion on it.
I played it, had a blast. /v/'s gonna hate it/hates it because of the self-checking hipster bullshit that won't let anybody like a game Blizz makes.
>>331593891
its tons of fun with mates
heres a play of the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buCNNzBV9x8its me
>>331629505
Porkchop sandwiches.
>>331628395
No, they specifically censored her. Chris Metzen talked about his motivations concerning the portrayal of women in media and his claims to of emotional concern for his daughter.
>>331629998
It was less that more his daughter asked why one of the characters in his game was in her underwear and he couldn't really think of a good reason.
>>331629505
Snowcone!
>>331629826
>McCree
>Hanso
>Widowmaker
>Soldier 77
>every character of the game
Is it still possible to get keys to the game?
I haven't logged into Steam in a long time. But wouldn't mind trying this out.
>>331629998
its not censorship unless someone makes them change it.
hell its not even GG 'censorship' unless SJWs made them change it
them wanting to change the design because they wanted to is no censoring any way you cut it
>>331629505I love you
>>331630186
It's on battlenet and invite only
>>331630251
I have no idea what battlenet is, so I guess I'll just have to wait until its retail release.
>>331630308
Are you some kind of console baby?
>>331630202
Self-censorship is still censorship, dumbfuck.
>>331604745
I'll have to buy the game just for this.
>>331630173
McCree needs good aim for his left click, but you don't need to aim much with right click.
Hanzo needs no aim at all.
Widowmaker needs minimal aim.
Soldier actually needs pretty decent aim, but the key to soldier is having good tracking. Hitting a target and staying on the target, following them with your cursor as they move.
Most characters don't need much aim at all honestly. Out of all of them i'd say left clicking with McCree is what requires the most precision.
Source: I'm in the beta.
>Overwatch thread
>full of shit hentai and a fat chick
my sensor tells me this game is gonna be garbage
>>331630476
my sensors tell me you have shit taste
>>331630476
It's just a worse version of TF2 with less depth and content, so yeah.
>>331630378
Yeah. I built a PC, but I honestly just use it for shitposting. I was all hyped up on release of the 970, but it died down and aside from Witcher 3 and Fallout 4, I haven't played any recent games on it. It's just an emulation machine at this point.
>>331630435
I'd be more impressed with a Zenyatta that can head shot.
>>331628395
they didn't change her because "sjw", they did so because they wanted to feature her in their trailer.
If you think about it, it makes sense not to have an important female character in a bikini/showing midriff to any potential new subscriber. Can you imagine the reaction to such a trailer? Or the image that would create for their product in the future?
>World of warcraft? oh that thing with the corpse in a bikini?
So they changed the ingame model to look like the trailer one.
>>331628307
> Sylvanas' skin is resistant as fuck, it's like extremely thick and tough leather so it's very hard for anything to cut or penetrate it.
Yeah imagine you saying that to onlookers or friends/coworkers who don't know anything about WoW. Imagine you telling them after they see the bikini clad walking dead woman on the screen, "oh no she'll be fine, she has very resistant skin, very tough and thick shin, so she doesn't need armor!"
You would be looked at as the weirdo for the rest of your life.
>>331628395
Bingo.
>>331630651
Happens all the time. It's pretty easy to snipe on Zenyatta, he can throw 20 orbs back to back so if you just fling them in the direction of enemies you're going to hit some for sure. As long as you have discord on people they're as good as dead. Orbs have a reasonable hitbox so it's almost like shooting faster hanzo arrows. Though hanzo arrows have a much wider hitbox (which is stupid but funny).
>>331629880
I have never eaten a turd, but I can guarantee you with a .001% margin of error that I wouldn't enjoy it.
>>331614413
There is no futa. That other guy was lying. There's just a version with cum. I think he's going to do more at some point, though.http://yoshiki-hub.tumblr.com/post/136280529530/dvas-punishment-see-you-in-2016-thanks
>>331602101
But there is no futanari bukkake in the game.
>>331624974
Well of course not, he said its a thing, not a women you fucking retard.
>>331608045
mah nigguh
>>331592552
>another Overwatch thread turns into nothing more than a porn dump with no one even giving two fucks about the game
There's your answer OP.
>>331592728
>garbage loot system
>borderlands' writing
>FPS-RPG-MOBA abomination
>xbox hueg guns with tiny ass FOV
Gearbox pls go and stay go.
>>331631282
they look so happy ;-;
For some reason blizzard stuff never interests me
Every new release they do I see people all hyped up when for me everything just looks meh. Even the designs
>>331631768
If that's what happiness looks like to you then you should probably reevaluate your life
>>331600783
Like CoD?
>>331630392
It literally isn't by definition but alright
>/v/ despises Blizzard and calls everyone that likes their products shills
>Blizzard makes yet another casual game, but fills it with waifus this time
>/v/ can't stop cumming over it and defending it
You people really don't care about game mechanics or quality of play at all, I see. I guess I shouldn't have expected better from an anime site, though.
>>331632069
I don't like it, but that's because SFM is shit
>>331631850
He's more than likely a gay prostitute.
>>331631282
source?
>>331631282
All of those are on /aco/'s sfm general
>>331632069
>/v/ is one person
Thanks for the healthy dose of dumb shit.
>>331592728
>th-thanks grandma
>>331603716
she looks out of proportion here. Almost flatchested cause of how huge her ass is. tone down the ass or up the tits
>>331632245
So where were all of the detractors you usually see in threads related to Blizzard games? Surely they weren't avoiding an opportunity to shitpost.
>>331632430
Do ass and tits need to be the same size?
>>331632430
Yeah, her breasts look like nubs that just kind of exist on her chest
>>331632486
No but it's weird looking in that webm
>>331632069
Gameplay and mechanics wise OW is really good, it's the stuff surrounding the game that Blizzard will probably fuck up.
>>331632053
>the actions or practices of censors; especially : censorial control exercised repressively
Censorship doesn't stop being censorship just because it's censored by the creator. If you don't know what you're talking about stop talking.
>>331629505
"MODSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
>>331632541
>he doesn't prefer big butt and small tits
plebeian
>>331632430
Widowmaker has small perky tits and a huge ass. Get over it. go watch your blacked.
>>331614640
>>331614096
>>331613614
>>331613447
>>331612627
>>331612545I wanna burn in hell with you, and you, and you, ALL OF YOU
>>331632871
>he doesn't prefer no tits and a big dick
faggot
>>331632979
Who said that I didn't also like big dicks?
>>331633008
Well then, you can suck mine anytime ;)
>you will never hot dog your dick in between widowmaker or tracers ass
Really no point in living 2bh
>>331632979
>not big boobs and cute small, feminine penis.
Actual homosexual
>>331632702
Self censorship is a specific thing. Because you're suddenly older and don't think the design is rad any more isn't censoring it.
>>331632053
False.
>>331633065
>implying your tiny virgin dick would even fit between them ass cheeks
>>331629505
>Posted an hour and a half ago
>Still up
>>331631518
Well, it's the only good thing about that game, might as well enjoy that at least.
>>331621693
HOW DO I SAVE/RIP THIS
>>331625891
>MFW everyone I know fucking hates Zarya as shes an Even worse TF2 Heavy Russian stereotype thats a token strong women who needs no man with dyed half shaven hair to boot.
>she has the worst skins and unlockables in the game.
Kek unlike her Male counter part hes actually charming andsurprisingly intelligent.
>>331633427
Of course it would fit if it's small you nigger.
>>331633491
Would the girls feel anything, though?
>>331625891
The fucked up part is that Zaria would be kind of cool if she actually looked like a muscular woman and not a fucking tranny.
>>331633485
Flashgot
>>331633102
Yes, it's specifically censorship. Growing older and realizing you're now scared of tumblr doesn't make it not censoring.
>>331621693
Too much ass
>>331633436
Not into chubby eskimo BDSM, anon?
>>331633642
for you
>>331633485
Just right click it and save it
>>331633485
LITERALLY retarded mobileposter
>>331633489
>TF2 Heavy is a Child soldier raised in a harsh environment who feels bad for the innocent creatures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIAZpS-352k
Man Valve really knows how to secretly flush out their characters.
Since most of you can't even play the game at the moment, why are there constant Overwatch threads. Just to dump porn? Do you really need threads for that when search engines exist?
>>331601835
When you aren't even in beta and you shit talk the game already... fuck man. feels bad.
>>331633839
Is it impossible to make deductions based on what I've seen of other people play of it? I've watched videos of FNaF. Do I have to play it as well to realize it's crap?
>>331634000
>FNaF
>crap
Maybe, but the porn is godly
>>331634095
>Maybe
No you giant fucking fag that game is akin to a 90s point & click adventure game. The fact that it's marketed as YouTube bait is the only reason it brought success
>>331633827
>Do you really need threads for that when search engines exist?
Yes.
It's important to achieve a consensus on who has best the best ass.
>>331634181
>90s point & click adventure games
>crap
Now I know you're full of shit
>>331633623
>scared of tumblr
This is the same company that said "We're not interested in that" get real. He just decided he wasn't interested in that any more. It happens. get over it.
Anyone know the best source/website for Cartoon porn videos?
>>331634294
>The company just decided it's not interested in free creative expression anymore. get over it!
>>331634295
http://rule34hentai.net/
Bloated as fuck though, still better than browsing fucking patreon or tumblr.
>>331634295Tumblrhttps://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=source_filmmakerSadPanda
>>331634295
see >>331634412
It's a lot less bloated and slow than paheal, has better webm support than the rule34 booru site and seems to get content as it's posted to tumblr.
You can also check artists tumblrs, but so many of them use awful layouts/themes that can cause your browser to slow, crash and fuck up visually if you have multiple tabs open.
Tracer best ass.
>>331634185
There's not even a contest. It's clearly Widowmaker's. I mean, it's the biggest,t right?
>>331635640
Mei's got 'em all beat for size.
>>331634095
fuck off furry
>>331634295
naughtymachinima
>>331635671
canonically or in fanart? And I'm talking about in-game model
>>331634412
For fuck sake, I have no choice but to fap now.
>>331607871
Why should devs have to care when some scrubs get butthurt over some characters in their games? Browder was a fucking hero for leaving and not fueling the fire here.
