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New Short dropped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WhdXPaUd8
We Pixar Nao
>Mercy is 37
Top tier MILF
>>331560839
Really well put together. Come on Blizzard, do a full Overwatch movie...
More porn when
That's all I care about
>>331560839
I never understood why they try to build these back stories for multiplayer only games, I mean damn are they trying hard for that tf2 audience
>All thosr tires in winstons room
That's kawaii as fuck.
>>331561108
Torbjorn is owning Mercy
>>331561150
They should make a Warcraft movie first
>>331561361
You mean a 3D one?
>>331561343
THESE FUCKING BETTER BE IN GAMES SKINS!!'n
I'd rather this be a full length movie rather than a game desu lads
>>331561343
BUILD EM UP
BREAK EM DOWN
Anyone able to get the profile stillframes yet? i wanna see the potential post launch MEAT
>>331561287
People generally have more fun when they're invested in the universe. Part of the reason why ASSFAGGOTS are really popular is because players can find at least one character to care about.
Blizzard is doing a fantastic job anyway, I think plenty of people would actually prefer a full on movie.
>>331561190
I was hyped to make a ton of widowmaker porn but the guy who ripped the model completely covered her frontside in moles and blemishes.
I personally have no desire to touch the model after seeing that. I wonder if others feel the same way because the small amount of sfm porn popping up for overwatch doesn't at all match the hype the game was initially getting in the widowmaker ass threads when overwatch was first announced.
>>331561287
yeah but only reddit cares about tf2, this looks like it's actually going to be a good game
>tfw no beta invite ever
>>331561530
why not both lad
>>331560839
>the grunt that lets go
I kekd a bit blizz
>>331561681
this
What platform will you play it on, friendos?
I'm thinking I'm gonna get it for xbone
>>331561723
Yeah, it's bullshit. I'm probably going to get my invite the day before open beta.
>>331561723
>streamers get to play an entire year before everyone else
>for free while the rest of have to pay to join in a year later
>they keep the xp levels and unlocks they have been building up all this time.
I don't think a beta has ever generated this much negativity. Blizz has so perfectly handled this the wrong way, it's impressive.
>>331561150
>>331561530
There will be at least 3 more shorts before game's release
>>331561761
Why the fuck would something nice like that ever happen
>>331561681
>slow movement
>overpowered ultimates
>no movement mechanics
>abilities that require zero execution
Overwatch is probably the most casual I've ever seen. It's literally designed from he ground up to be as accessible as possible and give the shittest player the chance to score frags due to the skill ceiling being insanely low.
Anyone competent in FPS will max out their knowledge of each character within 15 minutes of play.
>winstons dad is gootecks
>fightan games confirmed saving the future
who's that huge guy?
I was expecting something maybe 3-4 minutes long, but Blizzard delivered, even though it wasn't one of my favorite characters. Mouse is moving closer to the preorder button.
>>331562075
I hope they get around to doing all the characters at some point.
Mercy is best girl.
>>331560839
I'm sick of this sjw portrayal of black men as nice calm scientists, its bullshit
>>331562075
>37 years old
>>331562254
Reinhardt without his armor
>>331562254
Reinhardt.
>>331562254
Metal as fuck dude probs
>>331562075
Are they doing "meet the" series?
>>331562326
There is a skin like that already present in the game IRC
>>331562034
>streamers get to play an entire year before everyone else
I'm not a streamer but i've been in November beta and i'm in right now
>they keep the xp levels and unlocks they have been building up all this time.
ha, no. Wipe has been confirmed
>>331562254
Reinhardt, pic relatedfor you
I hope they can explain why everyone is fighting each other soon, especially since they're trying to paint Reyes/Reaper as an antagonist. Interesting that they're trying to go that route despite every character being on every team in the actual game.
>>331562398
No skin w/o armor, only helmetless
>>331562326
>>331562350
>>331562426
with armor I already gothardfor him, now I'm diamonds
>>331562254
i think that's reinhardt
>>331562426
Does it look like we're going to buy skins straightforwardly, or are they going to go full jew and have a "500 points for $5" type of deal?
Some of the flashing designs seem more elaborate than the others
I literally cried during this short.
>inb4 every overwatch member being called up other than the cast we have now are future characters.
>>331562261
>Mercy is best girl.
Shame about her new VA tho becauseit's too great
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52W2zqOa3o
>>331561985
Is the open beta gonna be open for everyone?
>>331562236
Why not just change the file name to Mike Ross & Gootecks.
>>331562679
>I literally cringed during this short.
ftfy
>>331562679
did you gigglesquee you stupid faggot
Was only in the weekend beta but I'm pretty sure I'll main Trobjorn or Reinhardt.
Some characters were hard as shit to master
>>331561108
You need to have kids to be a MILF
As is she is a cake.
>>331561287
It gives character
>>331562649
I agree
>>331562747
She's so perfect
>>331561343
Oh my god I think Mercy just beat out Pharah for best girl
>>331562764
theres a really good chance this might be the stupidest thing ive read this year
>>331562649
>letting in the guy that eats all your cereal & sends shitty emails
>>331560839
That primate sounds like Thrall
>>331562326
Wait he's a dude? I think he just a massive Cyborg
>>331562747
Liked her old one better
>>331560839
Blizzard doing what Blizzard does best, massively over-funding their CG cutscene department while their actual games are being developed by incompetent hacks.
I really hope you aren't actually letting a pretty pre-rendered movie with no indication to the content of the game get you hyped for a TF2 knock off with pay2win content that'd make even Riot blush.
>>331562878
I know you were trying to be worthless like you usually are but ill take your baby anger as a yes.
Thanks loser.
God, I wish the game itself was even half as good as that short.
>>331562649
>>331562832
so are these the next batch of characters that will be released or something? Blizzard did say they're gonna add more character post launch for free right?
>>331562931
Nah, he is a big guy. No robo
>>331562931
Do you know what cyborg mean ?
No talk about qt reporter?
>>331562649
>>331562832
Pretty sure most of those "new heroes" are actually just concept art of OW dudes.
Although Blizzard always does love hiding shit in stuff like this, but they tend to be more subtle then that.
>TFW in beta
>TFW it's Literally GotY 2016
>TFW Already preordered
Can't wait for all the salt to flow from /v/, after launch.
>>331562747
>>331562847
>>331562978
its literally the same voice actress as zarya and quite possibly symetra as well
>charging money for team fortress
>>331560839
Man this is top tier animation. The dialogue was kinda shitty though.
>>331563028
>Open Beta
>OPEN BETA
"Hey guys is this an open beta?"
all of my keks mate :)
>>331561723
>play WoW off and on since 2005
>opt in to every beta ever
>no beta invites for anything, ever
Sorry I'm not an internet memester, Blizzard
>>331563029
That short was shit tho.
>>331563039
Supposedly yes
There are already hints at a new android/cyborg character from the old art, that may or may not be >>331562832
>>331560839
Good to see game finnaly gets afro american character
>>331563092
>getting excited for shit games
>>331563075
Cyborg is a robot with Human parts right, because I knew thats what Genji is.
>>331562923
>one primate sounds like the other
Hype is back again boys.
Anyone else in the beta playing on EU?
Sick of randoms, they suck dick and never use voice coms.
Reply with your btag and I'll add you so we can play.
>>331563015
You forgot, a knock-off of a F2P game that they're actually charging full price for in addition to microtransactions.
>>331563117
> acting like team fortress was always free
>>331563039
I think that they are already in the game, pretty sure that the Asian guy with blue glasses is the brother to that samurai character.
>>331563149
Good see you answered the question like a non-autist.
You're making progress anon
But yes you should still consider suicide
>>331563181
I will complain about the game, but I will buy it
I AM SO HYPE FOR THIS GAME I HAVNT BEEN EXCITED FOR A GAME IN AGES
>>331562604
They will probably do like HotS where they display the price in your local currency and you pay directly
Have any specs for this game been released yet? I know Blizzard takes pride in the fact that a literal toaster can run it's games but still, I don't wanna pre-order if my shitty rig can't handle it.
>>331563092
>TFW got a friends beta account banned by account sharing with him
Feels bad man.
Will there be a full version of the victory theme?
I feel autistic when I play the same 10 seconds of it on loop with a raging erection.
>>331562649
Wait a minute...
>>331563379
Yes
Recommended is like 660
If Widowmaker and Reaper are part of a faction that directly opposes Overwatch, why are they all fighting alongside each other against... themselves?
>>331563197
You sound incredible homo
>I go overseas for 3 months the day the game releases
Please end my life now.
>>331563349
Aye, I only played the HotS beta and fucking hated it, so I wouldn't know.
>>331562809
>You need to have kids to be a MILF
see>>331561343
>>331562604
>Does it look like we're going to buy skins straightforwardly, or are they going to go full jew and have a "500 points for $5" type of deal?
It looks like they're going to sell crates, which contain 4 different random items of different types, one of which might be skin
Since Blizzard got spoiled by Hearthstone sloth machine style nonsense, i doubt you will be able to buy specific skin with real money, but said crates sometimes drop in-game cash, which could be spent on skins. Duplicated drops are converted into said cash too. And you can receive crates by just playing the game (you get 1 crate for level up, 1 level up is approx = 7-9 matches)
>>331563426
the theme in the welcome screen / menu gets nice after a while
>>331560839
>Shilling for a shitty TF2 clone made by kikes at Blizzard
>>331563445
Does he eat cereal?
>>331562679
Me too
I don't understand
Why did I cry?
>>331563092
i know that feel m8EU or US?
Sam Fisher confirmed
>>331563087
I've spotted these guys on the character screen. The red one also had a crude artwork, so I assume that he is, indeed, one of the rejected concepts
>>331563514
>being excited for bad games
>>331563637
That jawline though
>>331563656
Also Sam Fisher >>331563637 behind tracer
>>331563015
Blizzard has spread their development teams pretty far - they used to do like one game in full development at a time besides WoW, now they got HOTS/Hearthstone/Overwatch/Starcraft/WoW (and probably diablo 4) set up for the "continously adding new content" models.
This could be good if they've hired new staff thats good and the older staff is the problem, or it could be horrible if it's the opposite with veteran staff being the good part of blizzard and new hires the bad.
>>331563494
It's like asking why there can be 2 spies on one team or why red and blu look exactly alike in TF2.
It's just a gameplay conceit, no use sperging about it.
>>331563637
Wolololololo
So will this game give updates with new weapons and shit for free like splatoon?
>>331562679
I teared up a bit myself, and I don't even know why. This sometimes happen when I witness something really well made. To be honest I cried too on the first cinematic trailer.
>>331562649
Jace the Cool kid?
someone on EU wants to play? i'm a filthy casual btw
>>331562107
Blizzard said somewhere they plan on doing a TON more Overwatch media after release as well.
I'm pretty sure that means more animations too.
>>331563494
They've said that what happens in the actual game is non-canon, just like TF2
Mei story video when
>>331563496
jealous?
>>331563850
That's what they said.
It seems un-blizzardlike to me so I anticipate them finding some other way to jew. Best case scenario they'll sell cosmetic bullshit only.
>>331563850
only thing that will be free are the maps and characters. I dont think the game even has swapable weapons.
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2015/12/09/overwatch-new-maps-characters/
>>331563850
New heroes and maps will be free.
Skins and such, nope.
>>331563850
Yes
The current plan is to have all content updates be free
>Pre-order months in advance
>Get nothing for it other than launch skins
>Have to wait for open beta like everyone else
What fuckin sense does this make?
>>331563850
yes, all content updates are free, including maps and characters. Just like TF2.
>>331563850
I think it'll just be new heroes and maps for gameplay shit. Most heroes have only one main weapon to go with their skills, so they probably won't add any more to heroes for new mechanics.
All maps and heroes released in the future are confirmed to be free, though.
>>331561029
This is why I dislike blizzard these days.
>>331564009
Nah, seems like Activision is making them use the EXACT same crate system From the most recent Call of Duty games.
I'm just gonna post some of the flashing characters I found interesting while I have time, here's a QT fluff character
>>331563850
They said new maps will be 100% free
As for heroes , they keep dodging that questing with regular "hurr durr no plans", but since they are teasing some of them already, there are clearly more heroes in development, so who knows. My bet new heroes wont be free
>>331564050
>What fuckin sense does this make?
>Pre-order months in advance
Own fault i would say, when will you fucktards ever learn? But keep eating all that delicious blizzshit
>>331563827
It's the latter.
Their veterans know what they're doing, but the new hires are shit-eating tumblrinas who wouldn't know good game design if it hit them in the face.
This is largely the case for the majority of operating developers and the reason why the modern games industry has turned to shit.
It's too easy to get a job as a game developer, especially if you have a vagina.
>>331564262
What a qt
>>331564262
>qt
>>331562309
Huh, the site reads that she's 34. I suppose they aged her up.
>>331564269
Kinda obvious, the in game currency can't only be for cosmetics.
>6v6 only
DROPPED
>>331564258
Could be worse I guess.
>>331564006
whats your battletag fruitcake?
>>331563656
That monoeye looks a lot like >>331562832
>>331563679
>>331563575
>>331563181
>Valvecuck
>>331563637
He looks like a character from fucking Wildstar
>>331562781
holy kek
>>331564262
doing god's work
Overwatch is going to be a massive multi-media blitz aimed at the 12-25 year old demographic, just like TF2 when it launched. Except Activision-Blizzard will have an Overwatch TV show, along with comics, and tons of merch.
>>331564262
>that sloped hime cut
cute
>>331564389
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkH7yCLXaa0
RIP Old Blizzard
I miss the time you weren't making any game for 8yo
>>331564365
64 slot metro 24/7 player detected
>>331564389
the robut has the same logo as the ai in the short, athena, its a different hero probably
>>331564559
The game could stand to have a more hectic mode with more players per team. 9 v 9 or something.
>>331564518
I was playing War1 when I was 6. Your argument is invalid.
>>331564518
this tbqh
>paying $60 for a f2p tier game which has been played for a year and get bored of it
literally cuck
Here's one that looks a little more designed
>>331564389
I know I seriously hope that's gonna be a real character, looks awesome.
by the way, here's a video of all the characters shown on the screen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np2zwiVd-EU
No, I'm not the creator of the video, but he shills his channels here sometimes.
Will THICK get her own short?
>>331564298
>It's too easy to get a job as a game developer, especially if you have a vagina.
On what planet do you live on where that's the case? Because over at Blizzard pretty much all their job positions for game development seeks experience.
>>331564684
Why are there so many niggers in overwatch? Did black men really take all our white woman in the future?
>>331564736
>that sfm
>>331561636
>Blizzard is doing a fantastic job anyway, I think plenty of people would actually prefer a full on movie.
Not going to lie, the reveal cinematic gave me a massive hype boner and from what I have played of the game it looks like it is going to be a lot of fun.
>>331564684
>>331564734
I would complain about ham-fisted nigger characters, but she actually looks cool.
>>331564421
the only characters in wildstar that are that pointy are robots.
>>331564518
Lol I was playing Starcraft when I was 8, not well mind you but I loved the stupid RPG maps on BNet.
Blizzard games were always good because they made them very easy to understand. Problem is after WoW they forgot how to keep the games interesting.
>>331564734
>Those nicknames
keked hard
>>331564873
>dat crash & burn
Welp, it was fun while it lasted.
>>331564390
Where did any of those posts mention Valve?
Oh right, I forgot how delusional Blizzdrones are
>>331564736
They might be trying to squeeze at least two overwatch characters into a short at a time. Whatever Soldier 76 is in has to have Reaper/Reyes in it though, so each character COULD have their own short.
>i am not a monkey, i am a scientist
>cue heroic music
what a shitshow, bravo metzen
>>331564635
> 1 unique person
> your argument is invalid
Tell me, how many 11yo Warcraft 2 players in comparison of 11yo Hearthstone/Overwatch players?
>>331564736
I'd be surprised if any more than 3-4 shorts are made before the launch.
>>331564157
>Makes a nice game teaser
>GOD WHAT A SHITTY COMPANY
>>331564994
Wow, you've totally proved that people are still being born on planet Earth
>>331564954
Is metzen the J.K Rowling of video games?
>work at blizz
>give out invites and free copies to friends
>everyone thinks the game is boring
not worth senpaitachi
>>331564810
>Blue eyes and white hair
I'm not really sure that's meant to be a genuine black person.
There are also some posters with an evil, green colored japanese counterpart to D.Va in game. Hope she gets added.
>>331564734
Damn that guy works fast, well, guess I can stop screen grabbing.
>>331564810
The characters are from all over the world. There is an entire continent full of black people.
>>331564859
>Ham-fisted
What determines that something is 'ham-fisted'? The devs just decided to put something in the game, how does that make it any more forced or arbitrary than literally any other aspect of the game?
Of all the legitimate complains you could levy at this you literally just chose to imagine up an asinine one.
>>331565102
>Makes a nice game teaser
>GOD WHAT A SHITTY COMPANY
Because only their cinematic dept is good, fucktard. Their games are fucking empty.
>>331564810
>>331564859
There are 3 black people in OW if you count pharah. Retards.
>>331562804
>Some characters were hard as shit to master
Yeah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOdTbBBWJsM
>>331563015
>TF2 knock off with pay2win content
Usually when you bait you don't want to confirm you have no idea what you talk about.
>>331565401
>Their games are fucking empty.
NOT AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL!
>>331565250
$5 says North Korean
>>331565527
Egyptians or whatever the fuck faux middle eastern thing she is don't quite count I think, so the total comes to two.
I don't much care for the game itself, but the lore they're building up is rather interesting.
>>331565538
>Some characters
>>331565527
>if you count pharah
>>331565162
No that would be Emil Pagliarulo
is this a game or a new pixar?
>>331565618
Wow whips never mind, I can't into reading comprehension
Waow, what an amazing and original video.
I've never seen such themes any where else. Amazing. Wow. Original.Kill me please. It was 7 wasted minutes in my life.
>>331561029
I want this to end them
Arguably Naughty Dog can get away with being Hollywood's cuck because their genres tend to lend themselves to it.
But this is an online team shooter trying to take "Meet the x" shorts seriously as part of the fucking "narrative vision". The game needs to bomb hard or we'll cross the line of gameplay oriented genres being more about their shitty cg plots than the gameplay itself.
And I bet all you fucks preordered and fell for it.
>>331564269
>they keep dodging that questing
IIRC Kaplan explicitly stated that like maps all future heroes will be free.
>>331565538
Soldier 76 is known for being the most straightforward (yet, still pretty powerful) character of the game, your point?
>>331565763
You sound upset
>>331564269
They avoided answering for months because they didn't want to give away what they could potentially jewishly sell later, but they did eventually confirm it : http://archive.is/sVv6N
They probably realized people weren't going to buy heroes/maps, and saw that the public inquiries about it were hurting their preorder numbers
>>331565763
If the gameplay is good too, what's the problem?
>>331565763
Until they salvage some sort of singleplayer/PVE component from the wreckage of Titan, they have NO story outside of these shorts though
>>331565695
I don't, there are a lot of varying skin tones in Egypt and the Middle East, and she is particularly light.
>>331565829
>>331565860
Praise our Lord and Savior Jeff Kaplan
>>331566116
> that jew face
>>331565989
They shouldnt be concerned with story given the issues. That's the point. They're sandbagging and people are falling for it. It's the cg equivalent of Kate Upton commercials for mobileshit
>>331565763
he's right
>>331566262
No
Stop That
Fuck off /pol/
>>331566116
you can see in every interview how pissed he is that he was moved from a high budget mmo to le esports 6v6 shooter
>>331562832
We EVA now
>>331565763
Well, open beta is out in may, so maybe you can play it then and form an actually valid opinion you raging autist.
>>331566372
Idk may, the dev team seems pretty passionate to me. Its probably because he is an autistic game developer that would rather be working on the game than awkwardly talking into a camera.
>>331566345
WUZ
>>331565539
>Literally every single modern Blizzard game is filled to the brim with micro-transactions ranging from pay-to-not-grind to pay-to-win
>Implying this will be any different
Keep lapping up that shit, Blizzdrone.
>>331566561
RACISTS
>>331566575
>All heroes confirmed free
>p2w
make u think
>>331566372
Overwatch is his dream game tho
>>331566463
Not him, but this is the first blizz game I don't want to play, nor even try at least. I don't like it, even without paying it.
I don't like the art. I don't like the gameplay. I don't like the generic comics universe shit.
>>331566268
this time unless you're a console fag the game is $40 with no hero/map dlc and no league of legends style rune jew shit planned, and odds are most stores will have a deal to bring it down to $35 or $30 if you preorder (inb4 'good goy')
>>331566372
well they probably have years of assets from when it was an mmo to turn into cosmetics, repurpose mmo style enemies into pve fps enemies, or for creating new maps/environments
they could easily add new modes based off of ideas from Titan as well
>>331564810
How are you this anally anguished by fictional characters race
Also this is like, what the 2nd black character? Chill lad
>>331566463
I played in beta you blizzcuck. It's garbage and your closet lesbo cg waifu is shit
>>331566745
> Overwatch is his dream game thoJustPublicRelation
>>331565763
>trying to take "Meet the x" shorts seriously
the only reason you think they are 'taking it seriously' is because of your autistic hate boner for blizzard and anything they put out. They have always been about having some lore for their fans to wank over and its perfectly ok for them to do it outside the game itself so the game can just worry about being a game.
>>331566878
>replying to /b/tards.
Oh anon, you silly goose.
>game looks pretty interesting
>a nice successor to TF2 in the class based FPS genre since TF2 is old as fuck
>$60
>>331566372
what
Overwatch was probably his project from the beginning
>>331565763
>And I bet all you fucks preordered and fell for it.
nah fuck that, was lucky enough to get into the beta and see how shit it was for myself. I'm totally with ya anon. I might be an armchair critic but i hate when people get away with being uninspired in their world design, specially with how much money blizzard has. Not a single unique idea in their heads, and I hope their game crashes.but we both know it won't and will go on to be the new LoL in terms of popularity.
>>331566946
I'm usually a harder catch than this
>>331560839
>Winston
>not Battlechimp Potemkin
>>331566789
Despite what many on /v/ would have you believe that is perfectly ok anon.
>>331564801
>Implying experience means shit
It's not what you know, it's who you know. Your "experience" could be spending a year in your mom's basement making a text adventure about lettuce as long as you know someone already in the industry.
Play Diablo 3 for 15 minutes and tell me Blizzard's new hires aren't retarded.
>>331566939
Lore sprinkled for NEETs is one thing. Big production CG to peddle broken gameplay is another
>>331566962
40 dollarydoos actually but still pretty steep.
>tfw the game sells like hot cakes (Like all Blizzard games do)
>/v/ will continue to make excuses
errytime
>>331567191
current D3 is objectively pretty fucking great, opinion discarded
>>331566962
$40 on PC
$60 on consoles, or if you want special edition.
Keeps out the F2Pers
>>331567193
>to peddle broken gameplay is another
The gameplay isn't broken, imbalanced maybe but hardly broken.
>>331566962
>doesn't realize tf2 used to cost money
>has somehow avoided underage b&
impressive anon
I like the game but Zenyata's discord orb is a piece of anti-fun shit that makes playing against him make me want to quit.
>>331567280
>keeps out F2Pers
So its a dead game on arrival then, got it.
>>331567280
WoW is not F2P and has a very shitty community.
>>331567215
>>331567280
40s not as bad I suppose, but like ya said thats still pretty steep for a 6v6 arena shooter.
Ill have to see for myself in the open beta.
More like onlywatch
LOL
>>331567438
I keep seeing this shitpost but TF2(or better yet the orange box) only cost like $20.
>>331564262
age:11
>>331567505
WoW's been around for almost 12 years now. That's older than some of the people playing it. it was bound to happen.
>>331565763
100% thisI've pre-order it today
>>331567372
You either haven't played it or are retarded.
Every character worth a shit is a tf2 ripoff that plays worse like Junkrat or is just plain shit. The only people clsiming to have fun were people exploiting a DVA bug, and that novelty wore off right quick.
>>331567280
>Keeps out the F2Pers
Yeah man XD
Multiplayers games P2Play are the best XD
Fuck the F2Pers XD
D.Va a cute. A CUTE.
>>331567562
>onlywatch
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw, holy shit
>>331565763
I preordered it sitting 2 rows back from the front and center from my cellphone at Blizzcon.
suck my dick
>>331567762
You just proved him right
>>331567762
Remember that time people complained about the quality of the Evolve community?
Me neither.
>>331562128
>Everything has to be a competition otherwise it's not fun
>>331566676
AND SHIET
>>331567676
>WoW's been around for almost 12 years now. That's older than some of the people playing it.
Guess what you can expect from the neo Blizzard community.
Just take a look at hearthstone and heroes of the storm.
Guess what awaits overwatch.
> Youtube community
> Twitch community
>>331567762
>Want third worlders
l-lol?
>>331567762
Are you honestly comparing the game that everyone predicted would fail from nobodies with a Blizzard debut in the most popular genre? That is also on consoles and has the most trendy gimmicks on the market right now? Get out of here.
>>331560839
WE TF2 NOW EPIC XXDXXXXD
>>331567806
>>>/soc/
We talk about video games here, not your cuck pride
>>331567968
>Are you honestly comparing the game that everyone predicted would fail from nobodies
> No hype for Evolved on /v/ before release
> No hype for Titanfall on /v/ before release
TOP
MAJOR
KEK
>>331568141
mmmmm but you suck it so good
>>331567968
Poorfags will go to any length to justify yelling about video game prices.
Surprise they're extra yelly about multiplayer games because they can't just pirate them.
Jesus, why was this so good?
>>331567932
>Take a look at Heroes of the Storm
Contrary to what /v/ may think, that game actually doesn't have that much of a shit community. I play it pretty casually (1 or 2 games every other day or so) and there aren't people foaming at the mouth for fucking up.
>>331568193
Shit, I totally forgot that only /v/ buys and plays videogames, silly me
Plus, no, I don't fucking remember the hype. I remember the shill threads with the same copy pasted OPs though
>>331567748
>stop liking what I don't like
Like I said I already knew you were a salty contrarian who shits on blizzard because its popular and makes you look cool, but because you didn't like it doesn't mean its shit.
>>331568193
>Hyped on /v/
Weird way to type Shilled.
game is shit
>>331568193
Not him, but
>everyone predicted would fail
Everyone who played the Beta predicted it would flop, cause the game doesn't have near enough kick for the price it was asking, especially when the DLC fiesta was announced, which sent it to the grave.
>>331567968
>Nobodies
>The studio that made Left4Dead 1 and 2 are nobodies
Otherwise, agree with you.
>>331568282
Play ranked more. It's far worse because it's so obvious when one person fucks over a whole team due to the shallow terrible gameplay
>>331568214
Blizzard cinematics have always been god tier.
>>331560839
Roadhog looks fun as fuck. Is he any good?
>>331567932
>Just take a look at hearthstone and heroes of the storm.
If people can tolerate the Dota 2 community, they can probably handle the neo Blizzard one.
>>331568401
Thanks for generalizing the reason ignorant people pay for bad games.
>>331568507
>The studio that made Left4Dead 1 and 2 are nobodies
Nigga, it's about public perception. Nobody fucking knew they've made L4D, Valve did.
>>331568636
He's great. His heal is a bit OP in 1v1 situations and his ult can even beat Reinhardt charging at him.
>>331567762
>Developer fought to make the maps free.
>EA decides to jew out the rest of it with paid heroes, paid bosses, paid skins, paid everything else.
Oh, yeah, totally the same.
>>331567456
you mad Peruvian buddy?
>>331560839
Thattight Tracer
>>331567261
HAHAHAHAHA
Yes, Blizzdrones really are this deluded.
>>331568636
roadhog is fun as fuck and really good on the offense
>>331568954
Not him.
>TFW partake in D3 on occasion, but mostly hate it after you finally start Rifting
>Am a PoE-fag myself
>Trying Grim Dawn atm
D3 is actually pretty decent nowWith RoS.
>>331568839
> Blizzard don't jew out any of their last games
>paid heroes
>paid skins
Yeah no, obviously different mate! BLIZZARD IS GOOD METZEN IS GOOD METZEN CUM IN MY MOUTH PLEASE
>>331568946
How does Tracer like, shower and change clothes if the bulky machine strapped to her chest is the only thing keeping her from staying in time?
>>331569136
yeah i typically play a character to grift 60 or so each season. it is pretty fun to see the meta change and have a game to come back to every once in awhile with friends.
>>331569203
>How does Tracer like, shower and change clothesShe doesn't
>>331569203
She just goes back in time to when she was clean.
>>331569175
Ya lost me, m8.
You went off on an autistic fit. What is the point of your post?
Cause the point is that Overwatch is $40 PC normal, $60 Console normal or deluxe PC and is going to be a success compared to Evolve.
And Chris Metzen isn't even connected to the Overwatch team.
>>331569203
She just rewinds back to a point in time when she was less dirty.
>>331569175
>paid heroes
Wrong-o bucko
http://www.cinemablend.com/games/Overwatch-Won-t-Charge-Heroes-Maps-104007.html
And who gives a fuck about costmetics? Does it effect the gameplay? Nope.
>>331568636
He seems to be quite flexible, but him being just a big meat bag of health with a powerful heal can really boost the enemy's ult gains.
>>331569413
>And who gives a fuck about costmetics? Does it effect the gameplay? Nope.
> DLC ARE FINE GUYS
>>331568678
>bad games.
Sorry I forgot when it was established that it was a bad game. And no saying its shit isn't a real reason :^)
>>331569175
You do realize that all of Overwatch's heroes and maps are free correct? You can at least attempt to know what your talking about.
>>331561108
>37
>milf
That's not how it works.
>>331569512
Milf just means 'attractive older female' nowadays.
>>331569490
Now you are just finding things to be ass-blasted over.
>>331569203
She still has that room sized machine that works like her chest pack.
Winston probably outfitted an apartment that works the same.
>>331569490
A game has to make post launch money somehow. It's not like cosmetics can give a advantage, if anything they can give a disadvantage because it's easier to see you.
>>331569413I keep seeing people say "who cares about cosmetics" and such, but those are free, too, with the option to pay.
>You get 1 Box containing a random set of cosmetic items every time you level up
>You automatically dismantle duplicates into a currency to just straight buy the shit you want, so even if RNG fucks you hard, you can get that one skin for your favorite character(s.)
>You can, however, force RNG by buying boxes with real money
>>331569713
> A game has to make post launch money somehow
> A game made by Blizzard has to make post launch money somehow
I didn't know neo Blizzdrone are this much stupid.
Nice "post launch money" on Diablo2 and Warcraft 3 back in the days.
Fucking cancer, go die.
>>331569490
You can earn them for free by playing anyways.
>>331569512
a 37 yearold is exactly what a milf is you stupid fuck
the girls in their early 20s on porn sites are not milfs, theyre just there as clickbait for stupid faggots who are into 'milfs' but dont know what a milf is (not a young girl like that regardless if she has a child or not)
Reminder: ignore trolls, post more waifus and be merry.
>>331569894
>comparing game releases of 20 years ago to today
>>331569894
It's almost like video games changed in the decade those games came out.
>>331569894
Lad, Blizzard is still a company that would want to maximize profit as much as possible. Why shouldn't they sell cosmetics when cosmetics don't affect gameplay in the slightest?
>>331569894
>didn't know neo Blizzdrone are this much stupid.
Is this your first day on /v/?
They are one step below Bethesdrones on the cuck ladder. At least Bethesdrones KNOW their paid dlc is unfinished slop they need to fix
>>331569894
And they did with overpriced expansion packs
>>331569581
metzen is one of the owners of the company and a figurehead
the other guy kaplan, is not
I know you're just shitposting but it makes perfect sense for metzen to be in those photographs
>>331560839
shilling is against the rules
>>331561108
>>331569512
>>331569616
>>331569953
a more accurate term would be "christmas cake"
>>331570193
> base game was $40
> COMPLETE (and not a shitty 1h DLC) was $30
OVER
PRICED
>>331569203
Probably waterproof.
>>331570247
yeah i'm a blizzdrone shill for real, but I thought it was kind of silly to say that he had -nothing- to do with OW. He did, but he's not an active dev/designer. And like you said Metzen is a figurehead of sorts.
tl;dr: yeah you're right
>>331564954
I was honestly hoping he would say "I'm an APE!" and hulk out.
>>331570157
>Overwatch is unfinished slop.
>It's only selling skins and cosmetics. Along with taunts and such.
>>331560839
I can't fucking believe how racist this ape is
>>331570407
>blizzdrones having a mind of their own
It's... almost like they're people.
Either way, have a wonderful day, Anon.
>>331570420
fucking nigger ape
>Black Paz future overwatch character
>>331570415
>Overwatch
>not unfinished slop
>he hasn't played the beta
It's not too late to cancel your preorder
>>331570347
I dunno where the fuck did you live, but Blizz exp packs are always $40. Not sure how much the base game costed because of regional pricing in my region.
>>331570640
future best girl
>>331570640
>let's make a white person
>with white features and white hair
>make skin poop color
>"she's black now!"
>>331570640
There's a bomb in my- shiiieeet
Who /cauctiouslyoptimistic/ here?
Im not gonna preorder because fuck preordering anything but I have hopes the game will be good.
Open beta will help me decide.
>>331570645
>>Overwatch
>>not unfinished slop
>>he hasn't played the beta
>Not unfinished slop
>he hasn't played the beta.
>He hasn't played the beta.
>The beta.
>Beta.
>BUHH BLIZZARD IS SHIT
Holy shit, join the club. Capcom is shit but I still bought SFV because I'm a big fucking loser.
Don't deny being a loser who buys games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABtIfK1SwIU
>these goosebumps won't go away
I hate this manipulation blizzard is doing to my body.
>>331570835
speak for yourself drone
>>331570816
It's a shooter you shitheel
What else are they possibly going to completely change by launch? Shit now, shit always
>>331570957
Prove you aren't a drone in disguise faggot.
Overwatch is honestly so good I'm just getting more concerned.
Like, Bliz literally always does SOMETHING to fuck up their games and right now there isn't anything they've done or that I see on the horizon of them fucking up super hard, but it has to happen right? IT HAS TO. Unless Jeff saves us all.
>>331570981
But you are only saying it's shit without pointing out why it's shit?
>>331568712
>>331568507
The studio that made EVOLVE was a fucking hollow carcass of Turtle Rock, all the people who worked on L4D 1 and 2 left and went to work for Valve.
>>331564050
>Pre-order months in advance
>complaining about the lack of cancerous pre-order BS
t-this is bait,right?
>>331562426
And of course, the day if public release, you forget everything you have learn ?
>>331562910
Glad I'm not the only one who saw Kai Leng.
>>331561287
who gives a fuck about your stupid fucking story faggot.
Yeah, the game is pure multiplayer, pure gameplay, they're basically separating the story from the game, more games should do this.
>>331571067
Because you'd just call every fact subjective like the blizzcuck you are.
>>331571017
As long as blizz sticks with consistent development of overwatch and doesn't introduce super OP new characters I can see the game having a nice healthy lifestyle.
>>331567870
It's hard to complain about something that doesn't exist.
>>331570107
See, the problem with you capitalcucks is that yes, companies want to maximize profits as much as possible.
But they do that by getting YOU to give them YOUR money.
You're defending business wanting to maximize their profits, but attacking consumers for wanting to minimize their expenditures.
Do you see how retarded you sound? You sound like a shill.
>>331560839
O wow
Before there were games based on movies
Now we are going backwards
I bet they are already in pre production
>>331564050
>Pre-order months in advance
>Get one hero nobody else can get unless they pre-order
If I want to, I could also be a good tripe A publisher
>>331571392
So you outright admit your just screaming buzzwords? Good to know.
This looks kinda cool. I wanna play, but I heard everyone's been playing the beta for fucking ever, so screw that. I don't wanna be the only new guy in a shower room full of niggers who've been playing for like 2 years.
>>331571392
>I have no basis of even remotely relevant fact
>I'm going to keep (you) farming like a pleb
Hope it fills that empty pit between your d-cup man boobs.
Hey guys is the open beta going to be open for everyone?
Blizz threads are always filled with shilling and anti-shilling bullshit. Nobody talks about the games, they just fight or defend the developer.
>>331571459
Just what I always wanted
The company with the motto "gameplay first" to make movies
Fuck you cunts who endorse this
>>331571581
A very small player-base, like 1% of everyone who wants in, has even touched the game, thus far.
Open beta where EVERYONE gets their filthy paws on it is for 5 days is May 5th.
>>331571662
For a couple of days I think.
>>331571454
>But they do that by getting YOU to give them YOUR money.
Yes anon, that's how businesses works. That's how the economy works.
>>331571567
No it's just easier to make fun of you for being ignorant and move on.
>>331571687
It's pretty hard since pretty much nobody is in the beta.I am, and I even know I'll find no discussion about the game here, but still I keep coming to these threads.
I'm still peeved
Looks like a good game, but I'm not going to spend no 60 fucking dollars on it.
>>331571829
The fact youre here instead of playing it says it all. PREORDER NOW
>>331571874
It's 40 dollars tho.
>tfw pre ordered pc and console versions
>>331571167
Many of those people who left for Valve later left Valve when they realized that no one at Valve was interested in actually making games anymore.
>>331564954
Metzen found this universe's Thrall.
Isn't it the same voice actor, too? At least it's the same as Gamon.
>>331571959
The game's a lot of fun, but I've been burned out of multiplayer games since they can't "end" and my backlog just keeps building up.
>>331571874Unless you're a console pleb, it's $40.
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/buy/
Click the header marked Overwatch to the left of Origins Edition.
>>331571998
t.anti-valve shitposter
>>331560839
This pisses me off so much
Blizzard puts so little effort into World of Warcraft, Diablo and Starcraft
Heroes of the Storm gets a new hero every other month and Overwatch gets a eight minute cinematic ( In comparison to Legion's 4 minute cinematic and Warlords of Draenor's 5 minute one. )
This is really well made, I am just upset that Blizzard is so unable to distribute their talent well; I imagine in two years Overwatch will be in the same content drought as WoW is right now when it goes F2P and it takes on a MOBA format.
>>331571687
Because nobody gets to fucking play it, I was in the stress test weekend and even that was a miracle according to the playerbase.
Blizz really mismanaged the entire beta process, a 6-7 month long period of time where streamers are in the beta and a few other rando's, no consideration or respect for pre-ordering customers, bold faced lies about beta distribution and beta waves of 10 people.
>>331571581
I can't help feeling like this. The game isn't even out of beta and there's already shorts, comics and a meta, I keep worrying that by the time the game comes out there's going to be a gigantic gap between the high level players and the new ones and if I buy the game I'll just get my ass handed to me by that one guy in the server who has been playing it for years. It's as if I missed a train before it even got to the station.
>>331571978
Congratulations. You deserve this.
>>331563187
no, a cyborg is a human with cybernetic parts.
someone with a prosthesis is already a cyborg, it just goes up to Major kusanagi level.
>>331572056
My friend I'll let you in on a not very well kept secret. Metzen voices Thrall, guess who he voices in Overwatch,
>>331572230
Most games do this shit. Even Killing Floor 2 did it. I don't understand why people think it's going to be like EA beta's.
>>331570339
>muh weeb terms
Fuck off
16-21 teen (check the legislation of your country or state to be sure)
21-29 young
30-44 MILF
45+ mature
MILF is the term the we came up with to catch the age gap between young and mature when looking for porn. If you take literally, then even a 16 years old can be a milf. It's about the age where women usually are mothers.
>>331572252
All online games have a closed beta
Do you not play other games because of that too?
One thing makes no sense to me.
I know very little about it, but there are no factions that would restrict heroes for teams, that is, Winston can be in a team with Reaper, right?
What is the overwatch, then?
That makes no sense. THey are fighting each other for what exactly? And why? It seems very meaningless.
>>331572321
He voices a majority of Blizzard characters. Guy has some good range.
>>331571974
multiplayer only shooters can cost up to 20 dollars and no more than that
>>331572328
There hasn't been another beta that has lasted this long without a dozen open beta weekends and or early access purchasing.
>>331572407
> Blizzard
> Lore
> Logic
Kek
>>331572459
Says who?
>>331563637
starcraft ghosts had 3 lights before samuel the fisher.
>>331572321
Oh.
Ooooooooh....
I've been wondering what kind of relationship he has with the voice actor. I was thinking that he was either insanely jealous or in love.
Well, can't wait to see monkey Jesus unite all people against the evil enemy and save the world.
>>331562747
>german medic
fucking shit, I know this isnt a TF2 ripoff but still.
>>331572230
The goal of non stress beta is to use a small test sample to make tweaks. They are not trying to build a f2p empire, they are trying to make a retail product wanted.
And it's up to you to decide if youll take the bait early or wait to see if it's shit.
>>331572459
>COD slaps on shitty 4 hours 'campaign' and sells for 80USD
keke
>>331572489
>>331572407
The matches aren't canon.
>>331564873
Why are they so hot I don't understand
>>331572361
as expected from a country that still doesn't use the metric system
>>331572361
>30-44 MILF
Fuck off normie.
>>331572436
>gruff person with up to three pitches
Yeah, okay
>>331572626
> Blizzard retconing their games 24/7
> Metzen raping all lores
> M-Muh not canon!!!
>>331563494
reaper was, together with soldier 76, a founding member of overatch, you seem to be confused by people turning bad/changing allegiances.
>>331572610
Swiss, actually. That kinda fits.
And unlike the Medic, she actually speaks German.
>>331572735
Terran marine, battlecruiser, and the ghost are pretty distinguishable.
>>331572754
Would you rather have one team with a ton of characters fighting a team of 2 reapers and 4 widows instead of letting them both use whatever character you want? Something like that would be suicide for this game.
>>331572895
>And unlike the Medic, she actually speaks German.
But the Medic spoke German, once. In Meet the spy trailer
>>331572407
Why are there like three spies on the same team but only one on each team in TF2? Why are there two of the same class?
>>331572610
swiss, not german, but the german speaking parts most likely, because that´s almost everywhere, and she sounds like german switzerland.
>>331572832
>actually citing overwatch lore
Can we talk about something less degrnerate pathetic and sad? Someone post futa fanart.
>>331572903
No theyre not.
And ghost has been filtered so many times it could be anyone.
>>331573014
Oh wow, ze epik natzi Jerrman from ze old worr propaganda from ze allis.
Trust me, his pronunciation is awful. It sounds to native Germans like what Pajeet sounds to you when he pretends to be calling from the USA.
>20 tick
>>331573014
>But the Medic spoke German, once. In Meet the spy trailer
>Raus! Raus!
>Out! Out!
... is not something that makes any sense in this situation.
It is faux german, like a non american adding "YEEEEHAAAAW" at the end of every sentence to make it "more american".
>>331572618
its a shitty campaign but its still there
>>331560839
Main man McCree tapping that Widowmaking ass.
Oh yeah.
>>331572521
anyone with common sense hell even cod does it now
>>331573606
That's not Widowmaker, that's the indian.
>>331573047
I have an eidetic memory, I don´t choose what to remember after reading it once.
Someone asked a question, to which I answered to the best of my possibilities.
Go fuck yourself with a pufferfish.
>>331573606
Fuck me I can't unsee this
>>331573731
Pretty sure that's the Egyptian
>>331562679
i almost teared up when i saw the Earth. But i guess that's just me.
>>331573937
kek
>>331573731
If you're talking about Symmetra, this is Symmetra.
>no sniper rifle
>no beret
>no armor
>no robot hand
>>331573957
Yeah, you're right, I did find it odd for the indianvillainbeing there.
>>331569765
Whatever it takes
Fuck other skins, I don't even want to play reaper but its just too good
Are there any keysites that have it cheaper than $40? Every once I check seems to be selling the Definitive Edition.
>>331574069
Oh shit nigger, maybe so, but hell it ain't widowmaker either
>no ass
>no tits
>no purple ass skin
>a beret
>an armor
no way shes widowmaker
>>331574178
Yeah, some do, but Blizzard has a tendency to blacklist accounts that use key sites.
>>331574091
Wait delicious brown thighs waifu is a villain?
>>331574309
Pretty good point. I haven't been stung by that problem yet, but I also haven't purchased a Blizzard game before. Wouldn't put it past them.
Is there a support class who isn't the heal bitch?
I like saving people
>>331574384Her company is the one that caused the robots to riot, and some of the backstories and lines imply that they still have something up their sleeve with the robuts.
>>331574554
You could be the not-engineer Dwarf or the Egyptian who makes Teleporters.
>Okay guys
>A gorilla
>That is a gentleman
>And has a british name
>And he's like super smart
Primo Blizzard.
>>331574572
Well shit
Because you would never tell from her design alone that she is a bad guy, good on you Blizzard.
>>331574693
It's pretty low when Blizz is willing to rip off a game that ripped off both TF2 and ASSFAGGOTS.
>>331573040
Thats kind of autistic. In Switzerland her ethnicity would be German. Heckin Schweizers gotta be butthurt about everything like the Austrians so they refuse to acknowledge that your ethnicity matters more than the country you come from.
>>331575319
>No more Cheston
>SMNC is 99.8% ded
Suffering.
>>331575497
It was shit the moment it came out. and it was shit no matter what they changed.
I played it every single day, but still hated it.
>>331572361
Are you retarded?
>>331561653
>moles and blemishes
I only see one mole in the picture of ellowas' rip
is it worse than it looks?
>>331575497
>MNC was slowly losing its already small playerbase
>SMNC killed what was left of MNC
>SMNC probably means no MNC2/MNC updates
I miss it
>>331561287
I had the impression that Overwatch was built off of remnants of the canceled shooter-MMO thing. A lot of this story might have already had its major frameworks laid out.
>>331560839
this is great, they should quit making shitty games and just do movies instead
>>331575706
>>331575726
I know your anon's pain well.
There's like 20 dedicated SMNC players and it's just depressing.
>Human Resources flopped cause they tried to skimp on Planetary Annihilation
>Still fucked PA backers in the end with that 2nd version of the game
>Has been nothing major, all calm for a long while now
Damnit Uber. You know what your fans want.
>>331563850
>>331564034
Skin an such are free, but you can also buy them.
How it works if you get a crate every time you level up your account that contains cosmetics or in game currency to buy cosmetics, or you can buy a crate with IRL money.
>>331573606
that's actually pharah's mother
>>331575497
>MNC is 100% dead
True suffering.
>like half the new heroes planned are shit skins
Why?
They should've just applied their shitty MOBA's bussiness model and made the game free.
At least then I could know if I'd like the game without spending 60 euroes for a TF2 clone. They aren't letting anyone but media people and stremers on their fucking beta.
LITERAL FUCKING JEWS
>>331576969
Just don't fucking buy it.
This isn't a hard concept. Put your wallets down you whores.
Enjoy the pretty pixar shorts for free until it's confirmed good or shit.
>>331576969
At least you'll get to TRY it once before release, May 5th-9th, Open Beta for everyone.
So, better than nothing.Pre-order bonus is a shitty extra 2 days for you and a friend right before this Open Beta.
>>331576969
Open beta may 5th, you can try it then
>>331560839
Really going for that 12-year-old-who-knows-how-to-use-mommy's-credit-card market
>>331560839
That was a fucking cheesefest. I feel so bad for Blizzard, because the only way they are selling this heap of garbage is on their name alone.
>>331577353
This. Really reminds me of the time when they thought ripping of Kung Fu Panda was the best idea ever.
>>331577353
Anon.
12-year-olds want to feel like manly men who wield guns and make guy's heads go "pbbblt."
That's CoD in a nutshell.
>>331572361
No dumbfuck. MILF literally stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck. MOTHER. As in, has children. Words don't just mean what you want them to mean, (or in this case, acronyms) words mean their actual definitions, not your personal ones.
>>331577452
The difference is that time resulted in the best wow expansion to date.
This time it's just going after the model that made kim kardashian 80m for signing her name to a click bot simulator.
>>331574293
it's Phara's mother.
>>331578205
>Pandaria
>Good
It died after Cataclysm and WoTLK was the best before that and is the best since.
Did they say they're finished announcing new heroes?
>>331578575
When people say Pandaria was good, what they really mean is that it was at least better than Cata, and it sure as hell was a lot better than WoD.
>>331578923
Okay, I can agree there.
But even so, that fag did say "best wow expansion to date."
>>331579065
It might be easy to remember it like that when it's surrounded by shit, and the previous good expansions are getting quite old, so Pandaria is more fresh in their minds.
How do you want your hair senpai?
Brazilian Ryu joins the fight.
>>331579065
Because it was. Had everything for every one. Lich king was content gated patch to patch and was a mix of rxperiments retired too soon or not at all.
This guy looks alright, concept art though.
>>331563210
A game that initially became popular when it wasn't F2P at all. That arguments holds no water.
More concept art.
>>331579382
>content gated patch to patch
Did you start playing Pandaria when WoD came out or something?
Related to Reinhardt?
>>331579487
>H6 ___ALU_L 69
>Concept art in the fucking cinematic
Not sure if lazy or just pumping out too much shit.
BLEAK?
I cancelled my preorder when they turned "time to reap" into "die,die,die!".
Fuck that.
>>331579269
>>331575726
MNC was absolutely GOAT
>be on large circle map
>be sniper
>sit outside enemy base and just headshit people all day
>use smg taunt because its funny as fuck everytime i kill someone
>my area is so small I can just litter it with freezing traps
>assassins try to fuck my shit up
>get frozen
>sniper grapple them 100 feet off the map
>"If speed and deadly accuracy had children id be their favorite!"
>>331579908
Pretty sure that 4th letter is a 3.
>>331580018
Why'd they change it? Sounded remotely similar to 'Time to rape' ?
Sports themed super hero. 2878323
>Throws basketballs with M1
>Dribbles to power it up with M2
>Q: Football Charge
>W: Dunk Jump
>E: Kick Ball
how here got in the beta and played 2-3 hours?
REAL NAME: 2425 FASF
AGE: 28
Ability: Run Fast.
>>331580173
Nah, people were getting angry because it sounds so damn edgy.
It's just like how the entire comment sections full of insecure adults who circlejerk about how only edgy 12 year olds would play the character, and it's not like THEY'd want to play him or anything, baka, because that would be kinda edgy ha ha but maybe they'll try him out some time to see what it's all about but not too long because that would be edgy and only kids would do that ha ha ha
Last one.
This guy looks like Reyes.
>>331572361
Holy hell you're retarded.
>>331574384
>thank you for calling tech support, my name is manpreet how may I assit you?
>>331580492YES SIRCONSIDER IT DONE
>>331580492
To me, he looks like a kebab remover.
>>331580492
White Demoman?
>>331560839
>ctrl optimus primal
>no results
I want the underage to leave.
>>331580474
>'Time to reap' sounds too edgy
>They thought yelling 'Die! Die! Die!' was better
They swapped the line for something even more embarrassing. Good job fellas
>>331580830
No one game can replace the charm of Demoman.
>>331580492
REMOVE KEBAB
>>331560839
If only this would be a movie instead of a dead on arrival game.
>>331560839
When they've done more promotional content with jokes and shit, someone must take those scenes, and pair them with a TF2 scene for comparison
>>331580992
Valve does know how to make good, memorable characters.
Can't say the same for Blizzard, but they sure do excel at making waifus.
>>331580492
Rolento?
>>331571443
the truest post on the internet
>>331562747
I'm really hoping someone draws TF2 medic x Mercy stuff.
>>331580474
Thats a real shame "time to reap" wasn't even that bad and could have become kind of a staple line for the character like a lot of the TF2 guys have.
"die die die" is generic and unmemorable as fuck.
>>331560839
>Hearthstone in the other window on Winston's computer
Come on now.
>>331581712
D.Va is a Starcraft 2 pro. It's already established that Blizzard games exist in Overwatch, so why not Hearthstone?
>having human Winston repeat his line about seeing the world while gorilla Winston is looking at his glasses
It's already made obvious that he's thinking about the quote when he fondles the glasses in his fingers after picking them up from the computer's keyboard, harkening back to when he was told by the computer to accept how the world worked. Echoing the quote only detracted from the scene.
It's a minor nitpick, but it bugged the crap out of me.
>>331582074
Lowest common denominator, dude.
You just have to get used to these kinds of things.
>>331582074
the hearthstone window could have been smaller too but obviously blizzard really wants everyone in on the joke, even the retards who aren't observant
what's the canon reason that all the overwatch people are fighting each other?
>>331561343
Where have I seen this before?
>>331564873
>We never got the blowjob animation.
>>331567280
F2Pers are just as bad as people who paid the game. There literally isn't a multiplayer community on this planet that is redeemable, don't kid yourself.
>>331570760
"I want to fuck her" isn't a white facial feature.
>>331582074
>i'm not a monkey
>i'm a scientist
I was expecting him to say he is a gorilla or whatever, to show pride in what he is. It makes no sense. Reaper is offending either his species or his own being (Winston is useless), so the natural answer should be something to disprove that (mentioning one of his achievements) instead of dude i do research lmao. It's as retarded as
>you gonna die cuck
>i'm not a cuck
>i'm a scientist
Like one excludes the other.
>>331570760
>White Features
Those could be Hispanic for all i know (Colombian/Venezuelan/Argenitna... ect).
However they are not black. That much is true
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