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What
the
fuck
Nintendo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTFv6AT8t-8
>>331473618
It is what it is
>Nintendo thinks they will be the next popular thing in mobile games
>>331473618
why is this app not out in NA yet
>>331473618
WTF i hate nintendo now
>>331473965
In Gemany and Austria, it will be released at the end of this month.
The us will get it probably at the end of this month too.
>>331473618
>you think you know your fans? guess again!
nintendo, you got some explaining to do
>>331473895
Literally over 1 million downloads in Japan in one day friendo
I get the premise, but they didn't really show it off well
>Learn unexpected things about your friends!
But then it shows cringe worthy responses to a basic question.
They should have marketed the Miifoto part as its main focus. I'll be using this to make reaction pics, and as close to lewd as possible images/scenes. Seems like that'll be the biggest part of the app anyway.
>>331473895
Too late brother , already written on the wall.
>>331473618
Just end it Nintendo, please.
This is embarrassing. How a giant has fallen...
>>331473618
Its basically like Tomodachi Life lite
Its more of a social app yet you have to have someone on twitter or FB in order to add them online
>>331474528
Must be thin skinned to think any of that was "cringe". Everything is cringe nowadays.
The apk's out already and it's pretty ok. In the end it's just you and your mates trying to make each other laugh with bullshit answers, it's something like cards against humanity
Can you at least customize the room?
So we adding friends or...?
>>331473618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k--6D8OSOfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZoiXQRUXJE
>>331474978
link to apk dickweed
>>331474978
Can you say "Killed a kike" when asked "What did you do last week?" for the 78th time?
Or would you get banned? If so It's nothing like cards against humanity
>>331473618
Well that was boring. I hate Miis.
>>331474909
This! Everything is cringe and autistic.
>>331473895
Its not a game, its a messenger app.
>>331473618
slowpoke.png
>>331473895
It's not a game though mr. black man
>But isn't that a one way trip
What does that even mean?
>>331473618
>>331474681
>>331474792
>>331475027
>>331476156
Someone make a photo of their mii sucking their own irl dick
>>331476268
He's implying that she'll go to a planet and fucking die.
A more accessible Tomodachi Life
>>331476293
Remember the last time when something like that happened?
>>331476414
Looks like someone's getting a promotion
It looks like fun, idk what everyone's complaining about. I think you're all out of touch, I can see this becoming a really popular app because pretty much everyone has a smartphone, and everyone knows Nintendo.
>>331476268
He means that there's no way back from the planet if the wish got granted immediately and she would be teleported there.
>>331476448
M-maybe Niki will be in this
Is there a thing like Spotpass where Nintendo employees put their miis in situations? Maybe someone can do Niki.
>>331476156
Well ok then
>>331476556
He's good with goofy shit.
>>331476629
Dude just make your own Nikki
I remember seeing people do that
Post QR's boys
>>331476448
Difference being that Miitomo pretty much has guaranteed continued support since it's on the mobile platforms. Smartphones aren't going anywhere any time soon.
>>331474978
Is the APK in English?
>>331476830
Miitomo isn't even in the store yet. I don't see it
So what kind of updates can they add?
I can see more clothes, facial customization, social media shit, and minigames being added
>>331477021
get japan's version, it's completely in english already.
>>331476414
>that apple nws site
>100 million users in 3 days
kek
i only use my phone for texting and callingand facebook but only the messagerand i can just play tomodachi life on my 3ds
is there any reason at all to get this?
But does it have gay marriage?
>>331477021
Find the APK online, just google it anon
The game defaults to whatever language your phone is using
>>331477368
Broader range of people to meet and early platinum points for the new Nintendo club.
>>331474909
>Take me with you
I can tell you as a female e-celeb, this kind of response is cringe as fuck because I know 99% of the time it's just some beta ass orbiter trying to "subtly" get me to notice their affection for me.
I can maybe see normalfags latching onto this for the mii photo thing. It'd be a lot better if it has Tomodachi Life's weird-ass humor in it as well, otherwise miis by themselves are rather sterile.
>>331477560
You really shouldn't flatter yourself, anon. No one believes a word of that post.
>>331474508
Well it IS free to play
So we can presume that the Nintendo nx will be a cellphone?
>>331477572
>Tumblr
Yes
>Kids
If Let's Players play it
>Adults
Would see it as too childish
>name's cannel is Nintendo Mobile
fucking kek, just kill yourself already nintendo
>>331477556
but i don't want to meet people and i can just pirate everything that isn't on wii u
So it's just another one trick pony with casuals like the Wii?
What are you complaining about this time?
Nintendo's integrating a mini Psuedo tomodachi life but it's actually Wii Poll in Mobile form
Nintendo's plan with Mobile is for people to get connected to Nintendo only for them to eventually advertise and comment everything to their handheld and console
Why didn't Sony make more mobile games?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSy8mbk-Wi4
>>331477448
One guy posed two male miis doing it doggy style naked on a bed with a real life picture of the scene in the background, so i guess maybe?
How does it work? Can I make multiple Miis? If not, could I make a brand new Mii afterwards? Deleting the app then reinstalling it?
>>331477572
I see adults getting into this because it's not overly in your face cutsie. It's silly.
>>331476017
Seriously, I bought Twilight Princess HD from GameStop the other day and the employee told me it was 'super awesome.' Yes, those words exactly. I had to look away from him because I couldn't even believe he said something so cringy. There were three other customers in the store at the same time and I actually felt pretty bad for him. Suffice to say, I paid for the game and left without saying another word to him, but I did a quick glance back before I left. He was visibly regretful, and the other customers were turned to the game shelves, trying to look like they hadn't heard him, but the damage was already done. Regardless, it's very clear I won't be going back to that GameStop again.
>>331478072
>All those Playstation "All-Stars" brought back.
>For that.
>>331477852
the nintendo platinum isn't only digital games.
>>331476830
Found this on twitter
>>331474146
yeah we know that from the video, but when specially?
Alright, so I grabbed the APK and installed it, but it stops working as soon as I launch. What do?
>>331478604
unroot your phone
>friends
>friends
>friends
>friends
Unique clothing really add to how strange you can make your mii now.
How do I git gud at Miitomo Drop? I want this fuckin' cat jacket from Cat Style 3 but it's off to the side and it seems impossible to get to.
>>331478636
Well that's not going to happen.
>>331473895
Assuming it follows Tomodachi Life, it will likely have mild success outside of Japan. Besides, there's a very low chance of Nintendo missing the mark five times in the next year, no matter how many dumb and odd decisions they have made in the past.
>>331478776
It's Pachinko
There is no skill
>>331478072
wii sports resort all over again
>We wont do dlc
>Dlc
>We wont do mobile games
>mobile game
anything else?
why would anyone answer these stupid questions that have publicly visible results? Why are people (mostly girls) so quick to scream OMG CREEPERS XD when they put their information out there for everyone and anyone to see?
Sorry Nintendo, I'm not telling you or anyone else (except probably google and microsoft because they just read fucking every keystroke and mouse movement at this point) what my one wish is.
>>331478776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaLdAKCgYdE
Just drop and go nigga!
>>331477560
I know right. As a fellow female, I hate it when people are nice to me. Why can't everyone just tell me to fuck off all the time
>>331473618
didn't they release something that became the second most popular phone game in japan
>>331477560
I'm a female too. Pic related it's me - now post yourself in return.
>>331476556
>Metroidfags still want him to be fired
worst nintendo fanbase
>>331479027
Because back talk is today's form of communication
>>331478979
>We will support the Wii U
>We will support the NX
>We won't go third party
>Iwata is fine
>>331476830
I'm not sorry.
>>331473618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPQlVctyd1g&feature=youtu.be
Neat.
>>331479347
I'd yeah his post if you know what I mean
>>331478539
oh, are they finally doing physical stuff again?
>>331479069
Nintendo truly are the masters at creating pointless shit.
>>331479623
Yeah In some older interview they announced a return of physical rewards.
>>331474802
Jesus mate leave Louis out of this. The man is a god.
>>331479639
Sometimes we need pointless shit to take our minds off the mundane shit in our lives.
>>331478809
Try RootCloak
>>331473618
JUST HURRY UP AND MAKE ANOTHER FULL TL GAME NINTENDO YOU FUCKS
In Tomodachi style, individuals voiced will read out each comment. Also, maybe be careful who you converse with.
>>331480195
Reminds me of PictoChat and dick drawing
>>331479714
fuck yes
guess i'll sign up then
>>331476414
Is it 1m or 100m?
That's a pretty big difference
>>331480195
Looks like pol and tumblr are fighting again. I'm /v/ as fuck so I'd stomp them with my infinite rage and destroy a continent.
>>331480716
1 million in 3 days, they corrected the mistake.
So if I put myself in Japan can I fix it later or am I stuck there and I should wait?
>Crashes immediately on my Android phone and tablet
Okay.
>yfw it will only be popular in Asia like with Line
>>331480969
What the fuck are you running, Honeycomb? The app works as far back as Jellybean, shit's archaic by this point.
>>331475827
this seems pretty fucking cool actually.
>>331478640
nice tits anon
I'll be your friend
:)
>>331480969
unroot your phone and tablet
>>331480770
reddit af
>>331480889
>Implying board-tans are still relevant
>>331481148
Rootcloak doesn't seem to work, but I can live without it.
Link for the apk?
>>331481509
Just wait until the USA version release
>>331481037
Speaking of Line, anyone else use it?Add me
>>331477908
>so it's just another money printing machine
>>331481736
I was using Line, to talk to my Chinese bud, but he swapped to Kik. So now I've got that for both him and a lot of my UK bros
So is this shit out yet or something?
>>331481792
Miitomo is free to play but it has microtransactions
>>331473618
>the fat ugly dude
>Tina
>>331481792
>the goal shouldn't be to make money
you dumbass, that's the whole reason for the company to exist. To make money. If they didn't make money they wouldn't exist.
>>331473618
So when they say friends
Does Nintendo mean your contact list on your phone, or your Wii U friendslist?
>>331482525
I think you are thoroughly confused as to the point of my post
oh shit
>>331482481
>BUT ISN'T THAT A ONE WAY TRIP
>>331482836
Are 2hus becoming real?
>>331482197
In Japan but it supports English
>>331473618
>"non-descript mobile device without any buttons"
>literally just an iphone but the iphone button has been photoshopped out
>it's just an arguably worse-looking 3D LineChat
maybe it will work on the NX when the NX is completely incompatable with any non-nintendo apps but even then they have miiverse, right?
Apparently Nintendo's plan to get ahead of the pack is literally following the leaders.
>you're in last place nintendo
>"So... First place?"
>Can't unroot phone and no root hiding shit works
>Forever doomed to not be able to enjoy bullshit shenanigans with strangers on the internet during the current FotM thing
>>331481652
>Waiting for the NoA version that definitely will have filters
Yeah, no
I don't have any friends. Can I just add /v/ users to a friends list and essentially use it as a "act like idiots" tool like back when Swapnote was fully functional?
>>331475827
>clinton will win the general election
oh jesus. do shillarys really believe this?
Trump is winning hands down, like there won't even be a close tie. The primaries have made the Democrats seem far more viable than they actually are just because of how retarded the primary process is. 2 people in a state could have voted democrat while the other 5 million didn't, 1 for bernie and 1 for hillary, and both bernie and hillary will have had more Delegates than the leading republican because there are a set amount of delegates that are awarded based on popularity explicitly on each side. 30 republican delegates split across 5+ candidates in even a "tight" race would have the top Repub coming out with like 10 delegates, while 30 democratic delegates split between Bernie and Hillary in a "tight" race would have each come out with 15 delegates.
The whole primary process has disingenuously bloated the chance of either Hillary or Bernie getting into office. The General Election is going to blow their anuses out. Trump is the one that's always in the news, whether people like him or hate him.
>>331484614
That sounds like what's going to happen once it rolls out worldwide.
If I use the Japanese apk, do I get both the free points for sure and no filters?
Or should I wait for NA release for shitty filters and guaranteed points?
>mfw Sakamoto was behind this
I should've known. It's a fucking disaster, just like all of his games as of late
>>331485837
>It's a fucking disaster
wrong
>>331481075
>tfw I'm runningGingerbread.
Someone I knew grabbed a whole bunch of these shitty ZTE phones from the local supermarket for some reason back in around 2010 and gave me two.
It's kind of like a Blackberry but can barely run shit and overheats like a motherfucker.
I'm on my second one after my last one got stolen and I've never upgraded since because I'm lazy, my current phone still works fine and I don't want to give up a physical QWERTY keyboard on my phone because it makes it easier to play Nethack on the go.
>>331485837
How is it a disaster when it's doing great in Japan so far?
Wow that mini game thing you play for more clothes is bullshit. It's not even remotely fair
>>331485968
Well, if you're in the market for an upgrade, the Blackberry Priv is right up your alley. I know >Blackberry but they got their head out of their ass and used Android on it instead of BBOS
>>331485837
Damnit, why'd you have to tell me? Now I don't want to support it.
>>331486027
It's Pachinko
Nips eat that shit up
Maybe an update can bring in more variety
>>331477560be my e-gf?
>>331486464
>Nearly 900 dollars for a phone.
Jesus christ. The phone looks pretty decent but fuck that price. I can't even justify spending more than 25 bucks on a pair of pants.
Is that how much most new phones are? I'm out of the loop.
>>331487552
Most overpriced ones are, but finding a physical keyboard is next to impossible anymore.
>Downloaded and installed it
>Even RootCloaked it for extra measure
>Still force closes on me
>>331487552
Not that Anon, but pretty much. It's one of the reasons I've kept my Galaxy S2 and just threw CMod on there to keep up with the Android features.
Looks fun, I'll give it a shot
>>331487552
My Samsung Galaxy was only about 170$ from Metro PCS. It doesn't have a keyboard, but it gets the job done. I'm more than satisfied with it.
>>331477560
>female e-celeb
I wipe my ass with your celebrity.
>>331487831
>Finding a physical keyboard is next to impossible anymore.
I don't like this sort of change. I can type easily and quickly on a physical keyboard without having to look at the screen.
Plus, I can type when my fingers are a bit damp or if I'm in the rain.
Capacitive touchscreens still don't register touch properly if small drops of water get on the screen, right?
>>331486464
>used to have a Blackberry
>Android is plain better as an OS but miss that keyboard
>Priv looks perfect
>price is outrageous
Shame
>>331487831
>but finding a physical keyboard is next to impossible anymore.
This, holy shit. I can't stand touch screen keyboards.
Last time I got a new phone, I only found one android phone that had a keyboard (LG Enact), and I'm gonna be fuckin' pissed if I can't find another once this one dies.
>>331488114
No, most modern devices (which is to say around the Galaxy S4 age) are fine with a little water. Hell, the Galaxy S4/5/6 Active variants are straight up waterproofed. Among others, those are just the most commonplace examples
>>331488189
I agree, I loved the looks of the Priv before that insane pricetag got announced.
>>331488473
Older Droid models still had the physical keyboards on, but nowadays a physical set of keys is something you're lucky to see on ANY device, much less anything that would be usable. It's a damn shame.
>>331484620
fuck off
>>331479410
thank you sexy.
>>331477560
Take me with you.
If I connect my My Nintendo account will i be screwed when the NA version comes out?
Can we make mii musicals yet?
>70 million wii u sold total over the last few years
>1 million app downloads in a few days in japan only
This is the end
I wanted ninty to die but not like this
>>331492275
How did you wanted Nintendo to die?
>>331473707
Tomodachi life for smartphone
What the fuck? Who is going to play this?
>>331493576
Everyone
>>331477681
>Well it IS free to play
FTP are the most money maker type of games
>>331492275
This app didn't cost $300.
>>331481037
>>331481736
>>331481898
use telegram fags
>>331493576
it's free, Nintendo branded, and is on smartphones
probably millions, potentially hundreds of millions
>>331481075
I'm on Jellybean and it crashes. What gives?
Update your friends on your current hobbies.
This looks amazing. When is it out in clapland?
>>331481736
I use Line, it loads faster than texting and the stickers are cute. Pisses me off how a lot are limited time though, there was this one pack with a cute red haired chibi that I loved using.
>>331495672
Are you rooted? It seems to detest root, even with a cloak
>>331496118
Yeah, rooted. Tried with cloak.
Shit sucks
>>331496436
I agree, Anon. I wish this would work on rooted devices. I wanted to join in on the fun.
>>331473618
GODDAMNIT NINTENDO YOUR JOB IS TO MAKE VIDEO GAMES
VIDEO
GAMES
MAKE VIDEO GAMES
I wanted a Tomodachi Life sequel. Not this.
>doesnt work on rooted devices
>doesnt work on rooted devices
>doesnt work on rooted devices
fuck you nintendo
Nintendo is like an old whore trying to stay relevant. Like bitch just give up lmao
>>331474978
fellow HTC bro finds a way
Next big thing
>>331473618
But will it work with my phone?
Man, can confirm it doesn't work on rooted Nexus 6.
So does /v/ like thisgameso far?
I haven't seen really negative reactions, so..
Burgerland when?
>>331481736
I still use it with 2 friends because they don't like WhatsApp and blackberry messenger. I didn't like Telegram that much and nobody I know uses it anymore.
>>331484620
P-please stop stating facts, I want my Bernie communist revolution...
>preps up the bull
>>331497882
I miss this phone.
>>331498171
Taking a gamble and saying before April. Hopefully.
>>331473618
So its that abomination 3DS game with less content? I'm ashamed people supported that shit.
>>331499087
>So its that abomination 3DS
how to spot a pleb
>>331473618
Fucking cringe
>>331473618
So it's mobile Tomadachi Life with real people?
Seems ok, I guess.
>>331473618
how can the Wii U be selling so poorly when there are exclusives like Miitomo?
>>331479301
There hasn't been a Metroid-game in 6 years and he was the primary reason why Other M is hated and not just disliked.
>>331496715
Here
>>331496860
Gay marriage or bust
>>331499719
Still no reason to fire him
>>331499894
What reasons do we have to keep him?
everyone wants that cat jacket
>>331500030
I know I do
>>331499963
His non Metroid ideas bring dosh
>>331499963
He makes THEM money
>>331473618
This KILLS the Nintendo
>>331500030
Clothes trading when?
>>331500131
>>331500115
Can we take him off Metroid at-least?
>It's harmless
>It won't overtake Nintendo's priorities
>It will promote bigger projects
You all have fun now, in a few months you will have Mobile Nintendo loathing threads
>>331500240
He's not working on Fed Force
>>331500240
He already doesn't want to work on it anymore
>>331500218
that would be nice
It's ask.fm with a Tomodachi Life skin as far as I could tell from 2 days of "playing" it. I feel I'll only "play" it for the Nintendo Account rewards and even that doesn't feel like it will be enough motivation for checking in on the app every day
>>331500525
So don't, no one here's gonna twist your arm on the matter
If this game gets censored and filtered will it no longer be fun?
Game teaches kids to disobey authority
>>331501164
Good, fuck this shitty system.
>>331473618
Holy fuck that's cringeworthy. Just when I thought Nintendo couldn't stoop any lower.
>>331477560
L O N D O N
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>>331500030
I NEEEEDD this cat.
It's a great image maker actually. There's a bunch of lewd poses and shit.
Fuck, most of the reaction pics can be remade in it. Just something to screw around with
>>331500030
For a second I thought there was pets in Miitomo
Like Nintendogs or something
A special one just for you guys
>>331476414
if this is legit I'll never understand why any adult wants a mii-themed social app on their smartphone
>>331501979
This has more potential then I thought
Reddit and Tumblr might like this
>>331502107
>I'll never understand why any adult wants a mii-themed social app on their smartphone
Because it's funny looking
>>331501979
Nice
>People make funny images on Miitomo
>They are spread like memes
>Miitomo itself becomes a meme
>Nintendo is saved by memes and Sakamoto
>>331473618
>iwata died for this
>>331478979
>We wont do dlc
They said no day 1 DLC. So far that holds true.
>We wont do mobile games
This is a social app, not a game.
Technically, Ninty won't have made a mobile game until Pokemon Go comes out.
>>331473618
Fucking fire Kimishima already
>>331502917
No Anon
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
>>331503006
>APK Doesn't work on CM13
>>331500924
CUTE
One eyed girl asks you out
But will it surpass Miiverse?
http://le-miiverse-resource.wikia.com/wiki/Le_Miiverse_Resource_Wiki
>>331503256
Okay. I'm fine with this
>>331473618
>can't even differentiate between male and female voices
What the fuck?I'm going to download this anyway though.
>>331503256
There's dating simulator elements?
>>331503373
Miiverse still has an edge with drawing and general Miiverse bullshit. Though Miitomo has more freedom in terms of physical images
>>331503161
Apparently some of the nips on 2ch have gotten it working on rooted devices using device faker.
>>331473618
So its basically Tomodachi lite. Looks boring.
>>331503538
Nothing like that unfortunately (at least not directly between the miis themselves)
>>331503782
Shit, xposed framework slow my phone to a crawl, not gonna use it for this app alone, maybe the next version work.
>>331503256
Definitely gonna download this now.
>>331473618
once again nintendo shows that they're only interested in their japanese audience.
Why does nintendo refuse to acknowledge their western market? It's almost as if they treat us as a secondary market or an afterthought the GRORIOUS NIPPON!!!!
I can understand this being popular in japan, after all the mobile audience over there is radically different to the western audience of 12 year old faggot phone users, but i highly doubt this will do anything but flop overseas. People aren't going to stop using messenger for this shit, especially with facebook integration to share links and posts directly to friends.
Oh well, at least pokemon GO looks to be in the hands of capable people
Is this proof that brand loyalty distorts demand?
i don't have a stupidphone, can i use miitomo on windows somehow?
>>331503952
>>331503256
literal bullshit selling point
who would even consider buying such a unreasonable excuse to date other people
>>331504027
Bluestacks or some other Android emulator.
>>331500354
If they keep it as a side thing that doesn't interfere with their actual video games, I will have no problem with it.
>>331503981
>once again nintendo shows that they're only interested in their japanese audience.
Yeah I don't really get it either.
>>331503782
Does 2ch like it?
>>331482836
that's the tyuuni-est thing I've ever seen
>>331503992
Maybe
I haven't seen /v/ discuss a mobile game since Fallout Shelter
>>331503981
>but i highly doubt this will do anything but flop overseas. People aren't going to stop using messenger for this shit, especially with facebook integration to share links and posts directly to friends.
People who use facebook are going to keep using facebook. Miitomo is Miitomo, plus it's funnier. It even uses facebook to gather contacts.
>>331502917
>people complaining about kimishima pandering to casual normie scum when Iwata did the exact same thing with the DS and Wii
>>331504189
2ch is Japanese reddit, so it doesn't matter.
>>331504189
They're having a fucking blast with it from the look of things. Lots of "wwwwwwwwwwww" in posts.Translator's note: w is pronounced "ha" by nips.
>>331504101
>buying
it's free
>>331504149
cool, will try tomorrow
>>331504405
Link please?
>>331476414
Downloads =/= Grossing. 1m downloads don't matter nearly as much as retaining users and actually earn money.
>>331504461
Well that changes nothing.
Still not going to enjoy such a stupid product. Shame on Nintendo for even thinking of making this.
>>331504378
No shit, that's the problem.
The idea of nintendo entering the mobile market was to give younger audiences a taste of their product, which in turn would convince them to purchase their devices and expand upon the nintendo userbase.
What they've essentially done with this app is combined tomodatchi life with a messenger app, which literally no one besides dedicated nintendo fans will download and regularly use.
Do you see the problem here anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k--6D8OSOfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZoiXQRUXJE
Reposting. Nothing gets you going/annoyed in the morning than your friends shit talking/pushing their political agenda on you in Mii voices.
>>331504680
You don't liken yourself very much to someone who is disinterested in what I have to say.
>>331504592
The problem i see is that it isn't released yet over here in the West.
>>331474792
Soup's on, baby.
I don't get why they think this shit is a good idea to be their first mobile game, underwhelming social media garbage.
>>331504880
tyvm
>social miidia
>>331504592
>The idea of nintendo entering the mobile market was to give younger audiences a taste of their product, which in turn would convince them to purchase their devices and expand upon the nintendo userbase.
Exactly, this is a taste, a charming and goofy taste that's easy to get into.
If they want to promote their IPs so much give Miitomo a Zelda cap or a Metroid helmet
>>331504405
watch out everyone, we have a translator
two days of training
>>331504735
>all those automatic reactions to words in the text
>>331505162
you can bet they will. They did that shit with the 3DS Miis
>>331505593
>When you get the Metroid helmet an ad for Federation Force pops up
>>331505063
But it isn't, it's a sub-social network, an amalgamation of miiverse, tomodatchi life and messenger function tacked on.
Games anon, GAMES, are what nintendo needs to get onto the mobile market, and i don't mean porting ALBW or NSMB to mobile, just provide short little minigames to get people hooked to let people know the nintendo brand.
This is the exact opposite of the thing that nintendo needed to do.
>>331476830
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>>331505086
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>>331505571
Why is /v/ filled with dreamers?
It will make for interesting threads but I'll never install this shit on my phone.
A lot of cat owners, haven't seen a dog pic yet...
>>331505676
>Are you sure you want to throw away "Federation Force Limited Edition Helmet"? It will go away forever!
>>331505786
We dream of a world where we aren't here
>>331505786
Because I've always wanted to be more than I am. More specifically, a game designer/producer. But that shit takes time, son.
>>331505786
Because life is a horrible thing and I can only dream that videogames can keep me alive for another day
>>331505952
>that shit takes time
>>331505725
But successful games on Smart Phones have next to nothing to do with brand loyalty or quality. It's literally just one flash in the pan to the next. Rovio is laying people off left and right now that people don't give a shit about Angry Birds, Zynga is experiencing massive losses, King will probably have a huge downfall before long.
The people who download these games don't care who the publishers are. The mobile game market is horrendously unstable
>>331505725
Traditional games will be pretty great, assuming they're unique in a way that is Nintendo. Miitomo while not being a traditional game, has the intuitiveness and social aspects to attract young and old as long as it continues to garner positive impressions and some advertisements. Miis are universal, not as iconic as a Mario but they'll do their work, we'll just have to see when it rolls out world wide.
>>331506084
I said game designer, not slapdash drag'n dropper. Fuck those shitty programs, the lot of them. Game Maker, Stencyl, they're a waste of time for me.
>>331506230
uh excuse me undertale is the greatest game of all time? one guy made it all by himself in his basement in one month are you saying any of this is untrue
>>331506084
Pretty damn sure Undertale was in development for a couple of years.
Found this Donald Trump Mii on twitter
>>331500632
Chill nintendo defense force he's just stating his impression of it
>>331507035
IT'S OKAY WHEN NINTENDO DOES IT
>Remake a game cover using windows stock images
>>331473618
is it out yet or what
>>331507079
Are you intentionally being retarded again? Or do you just not know how social functions work?
>>331507153
Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m0ZqBM8RuA
found the best one
So is there a way to visit/interact with other Miis other than adding friends?
>>331507397
Just wait until /pol/ gets a hold of it
>>331479301
he's fine, just not with metroid
Say this got popular in the US but only because of racist and lewd images.
How would Nintendo respond?
>>331503981
Japanese companies favor Japan no matter where the money actually is
>>331507793
He's responsible for Super though
>>331508041
Who cares? The 1.0.2 Jap apk can be used without wifi. Nintendo can't do shit now.
Seriously, the poses in this thing. Did nobody stop to think "Wait, that looks like she's about to get a dicking"?
It's also only a matter of time before a modded version is made with all the clothing options unlocked.
>>331479069
>cat hood and scarf
>it looks like pic related
>>331509110my statement remains as previously stated, super set an unfortunate trend and shows both obvious improvements and obvious failings compared to 1 and 2
>>331478293
fucking gamestop
>>331502879
>So far that holds true.
Except it doesn't,On top of Amiibos, games like Fire Emblem and Mario Golf offer day 1 DLC.
>>331503720
>Those faces look JoJo as shit
Nice.
>>331507317
Dude that was my shit in highschool.
>>331509627
Mario Golf only had day one DLC because the release was delayed. It went gold like 8 months before release.
Fire Emblem didn't have day one DLC in Japan.
Cough cough
Is there a way to connect my US Nintendo Account to my Miitomo account? According to the app it has to match the region I chose but it only let me choose Japan.
>no zelda
>no metroid
>no 3d pokemon
>no proper 3d games for Mario, Donkey Kong, Kirby etc
>nintendo has been working on this utter shite instead
Seriously what the FUCK is nintendo thinking. I've never seen a games company so completely ignore it's fans. Not that most of us are fans anymore, it's clear the nintendo of today rathers pumping out shitty shovelware for quick bucks than have even a slight bit of pride in their product.
>>331512861
>Seriously what the FUCK
People like you are the most tone deaf people in vidya
>>331512861
We're literally getting a new Kirby game with robots you dumbass. Take a step back and stop being a victim of yourself
>>331510750
>Fire Emblem didn't have day one DLC in Japan.
Yes it did. On accident. Users were able to download the DLC despite Nintendo claiming they were still working on it.
Just because they're withholding it from Day 1 doesn't change that it was done, ready and identical to it's actual launch the day the game came out.
>>331513785
He said proper, not Triple Deluxe with a robot suit and amiibo exclusive power tacked on.
>>331514102
nigga speak for yourself. Triple Deluxe is one of the best Kirby games for a while (unless you count the SuperStar remake) and the mech suits look sick as fuck.
