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>>331383319
Second one.
>>331383319
woman of dreams
i never actually play video games anymore
just pretend to so i can shitpost
>>331383319
mystery button. always take the mystery option.
>>331383319
Fuck vidya I choose Scajo as the woman of my dreams and marry her. My life is now set
>>331383319
3rd one, SDT
>>331383319
all those other options suck hard, mystery button
>>331383319
Half press all of them
somebody tell me what the mystery button does, before this worthless thread falls off page 10
>>331383798
Set to be cucked that is
>>331383319
3
Ultimate Ninja Storm
>>331383923
No such thing as a half press
>>331383319
I fight the ancient evil, traveling around the world with close friends is my dream.
If I pick the button that lets me live in any video game universe, can I choose which character I want to be?
>>331383923
DOH REH
>>331383985
>plebian who will never live among the QPUs
Choose to press 4, to relive my entire childhood but instead don't ever play vidya
>>331383961
>>331383730
>>331383319
Last button
>>331384025
You are you in that world.
Childhood. I want to see my grandparents againbefore the cancers sapped them of all life and vitality
>>331384025
Yeah I'd want to choose some harem VN but I don't want to be the guy standing off to the side getting cucked by the guy who actually owns the harem
3) Vampire: The Masquerade-Bloodlines or Anachronox
Button three. Maximum comfy and plenty of NES games in Animal Crossing. That, or I'd go to Tamriel or some shit.
>>331384197
Two, living with no expenses to pay is too hard to pass up
>>331383319
Three, the world of Elder Scrolls.
>>331384197
Cute little girl. No questions asked.
>>331383319
4th button. All the fucking way.
>>331383319
Ancient Evil, hold out for massive payout before fighting it. It can flatten whole continents, I don't give a shit. Give me at least a quarter trillion dollars or I won't lift a finger.
>>331383319
The one that allows me to go into the world of pokeymans
>>331384197
One Piece. Being a pirate sounds cool.
>>331384197
Two, honestly.
If you dont pick button two you're a huge faggot
>>331384197
>>331383730
>>331383872
>>331383961
But do you have high courage and knowledge anon?
>>331384197
>2
>you can't choose what they look like
That's an extreme gamble I'm willing to take
>>331384197
tiem 2 fug misty lads
>>331384197
>either never pay for anything again with incest no one will bat an eye at
>or banging Cynthia every time I get bored of grinding pokemon
Truly a hard decision.
>>331384197
I've always wanted to be a cute girl who does cute things
>Woman of your dreams
Not sure how well a 10 foot tall futa spider girl is going to do in real life
>>331384707
bruh, it's a harem anime, they're all going to be hot
>>331383319
the box
THE BOX
>>331383319
two
for the love of god, two
i'll finally do something useful with my life
>>331384686
Of course. Why else would I pick a button that I have no idea what it will do?
>>331384197
I could imagine an actual harem protag picking second option. Would explain why the fuck they are so clueless and reluctant to engage in any sort of relationship. Nigga was just in for a free flat.
>>331383319
I press Nothing
What now
>>331384197
I don't even like Poke'mon that much but Poke'mon, Sabrina as the companion, Charmander as the starter, Eventually have a charzard that listens to me I can fly around on with my cold commanding psychic waifu.
>>331383319
AN ANCIENT EVIL YOU SAY!?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ndyRIKy0R
3, I pick Maxi Boost On.
I want to fight in giant robot Valhalla forever.
>>331383319
if I'm forced to press one, I'd choose the first button
I don't want to endanger others by AWAKENING THE ANCIENT EVIL
As much as moving into a game world would kick ass, it'd eventually grow old and wouldn't solve my problems
I don't feel like reliving my childhood
I'm done with relationships, and if I were to hit that button, that means that it'd force that woman to love me against her will and thats no good
I haven't hit 30 yet so the mystery button is locked for me
Is there a "don't press any" option?
>>331383319
2nd button
>>331384197
5th button
mystery button all the way
Living in a video game world of my choice. I'm sick of paying for insurance and bills.
Other choices are meh.
>>331385840
>picking a world where you can actually die
how pleb can you be
>>331384197
>All these plebeians not picking 3
War is hell but it would be a hell of a lot more interesting and cooler than the other choices.
>>331383319
3 or 4, probably third.
>>331384197
No question about it, 4th button, I wanna be cute girl.
>>331386131
"Grow old" meaning I'd get bored homie, or are you talking not choosing to hop into vidya land?
>>331383319
Five. I don't even care about the waifu but video games need to go. I sure hope /v/ stops existing as well while we're at it. Finally I'll be free from this nightmare.
>>331386137
Nobody said anything about a war nigger.
>never dying in a fight
That's a deal breaker. May as well play all videogames with god mode, see how quickly they get boring.
>>331386386
You make fights interesting. Just because you can't die doesn't mean you can't put on a show.
>>331383319
2222222222222222222222
>>331385840
>I'm done with relationships
>I haven't hit 30 yet
Wow man, you've got what, 60+ years ahead of you and your done? You're time will come.
>>331386520
A show is less interesting than living it. Which is the whole point of being the dude in the life and death situation.
Guessing you never tried playing any videogame on god mode.
>>331384197
what's a kuudere
>>331386651
I have, but you can still have fun with some. Plus, do you really want to die in real life?
>>331386725
"An anime/manga slang term for a character that is cold, blunt, cynical, and pretty much doesn't care if her beloved dies. That's what she is on the outside but she is actually caring and nice on the inside."
>>331384197
>3
>Become JESUS
there's no good reason not to pick 3
>>331386651
>videogame on god mode
This is the most boring thing in existence. I can't believe people actually play games this way.
>>331386725
Like a tsundere except stoic and emotionless instead of being a bitch.
>>331386754
Nope. But the thrill of avoiding death, surfing your own doom, etc, just wouldn't be present if you were immortal.
>>331386641
>30
>60+ years
>>331386725
A girl who is cold and apathetic until you get close to her.
>>331384197
eternally cute girl, no questionAlthough the harem is attractive for no rent free food solo living
>>331383319
third one. Ima be a Pokemon trainer
>>331384197
>pick 2
>tell all the girls to fuck off
>live for free forever
>>331387376
bruh, it's a harem
they will love you no matter what you do, even if you're Anthony Burch
>>331384197
2 every fucking day.
>>331386872
He's being incredibly optimistic.
>>331386872
>Implying most people won't live to 90
Take care of yourself anon. Someone out there cares about you.
>>331387494
>even if you're Anthony Burch
Woah, let's not get ahead of ourselves here
>>331387376
>tell all the girls to fuck off
>plot device happens and they're back at your doorstep and you can't do anything about it
There's no winning in harem, anon.
>>331387879
65-70 is where most first worlders die. And most people post 100+ have ridiculous shit like smoking 15 packs a day or drinking more booze then you can fill a swimming pool with
>>331387376
One piece world forever.
Control a pirate team of Logias.
I would love to press 5th button but this would kill my entire existence and other buttons suck
>>331384197
fuck no all sucks and I don't wanna be a pirate and end up fish food
>>331383319
3rd one gives better results than all of them, depending on the game of coarse, you can get anything you want on the press of that button.
also i choose saints row 4
>>331383319
Does reliving childhood imply I also have all the knowledge I do now? If so definitely that one, I'd could coast it and still go Ivy League if I did it over again.
>>331383319
6th button
>>331384197
2nd button, but I don't know what kuudere is.
Alright /v/
now for the hard choices
>>331384197
I'd pick 2 but I don't have a hot sister.
2 sounds neat.
5 probably,in the Pokemon world there aren't bills, cute girls are everywhere, low crime, etc. You could do anything.
>>331388568
>>331388460
>>331386754
>Plus, do you really want to die in real life?
>>331388460
>>331388568
>Sex and romance or be a mass murderer.
get help anon
>>331388460
>>331388568
Both sound uninteresting to me.
>>331388787
how did the crockpot not break?
>>331388460
At least try to make the decisions difficult
>>331388815
Hmm, I don't see anything about killing in those pictures.
>>331383319
third button
what are these kind of images called
>>331388815
>mass murder
>not glorious conquest in the name of your homeland
Go be a cuckold somewhere else.
>>331388815
Get a load of this saracen
>>331388460
Fucking crusades it is
>>331388815
>Crusading
>Mass murder
I don't see it. Crusading is accepted by god, therefore all you are doing is claiming what is rightfully the property of the church. Those that get in the way are heathens that don't deserve to live on the ground our one true god made for us.
>>331388568
>Romans roll around slaughtering under developed nations and enslaving their people then forcing them to fight each other in an arena to the death
>Hailed as the apex of western society to forever be envied.
>American South engages in an already existing slave trade for purely economic growth
>Flags taken down, statues removed, forever the stain on American history
I dont get it
>>331389021
cancer
>>331384197
Man all these hormonal fucks picking the haremshit my god.
I might have picked the Mecha but there was a possibility I'd end up with that dumb cunt Minmay which I don't want to risk.
I guess I'm gonna Ketchum' all
>>331388942
I'd imagine all crockpots could survive a fall like that. They'd have to be made of sturdy shit to be mini ovens, or hold pressure.
>>331383319
Fifth is the only good choice, video games are terrible.
>>331389137
Rome is old so it doesn't hurt leftist fee-fees as much.
>>331383319
>third button
relativley quite farm life and an elf waifu awaits
>>331384197
everything besides 3 sounds like a boring existence for weak ass limp dicked faggots. just give me 3 nigga.
If you press one, you can get your favorite devs to make a fetish porn game for you. Who cares about how it plays when you can just download the scenes
>>331383319
Fuck video games, give me my waifu.
>>331384197
>no button to kill your dad or make anime real
Shit choices fampai.
Go to Pokemon world
Obtain Hex Maniac
Kisses
Get milk
>>331383319
Literally why would anyone choose option 1, video games are just a time waster. How autistic do you have to be to value games over the other shit?
>Not pressing the second button and refusing to fight the ancient evil
>>331389137
There are still people alive today who's parents were southern US slaves, it's pretty damn recent historically. Give it a couple of centuries and people will get over it
>>331389519
Literally all the good stuff is on the left
>>331389519
toss up between spectre, guardian, or Jedi
also,
>falling to the dark side
>negative
>>331388815
FOUND THE FUCKING GAUL!
>>331383319
That living in a video game one would be great because then I could just pick Artificial Academy 2. But if I had to pick in my current state of mine, I'd pick the fourth one. Maybe I'd come out less fucked up.
>>331389519
Desinty Guardians always reminded me of Link and his fairy, but with a sci fi twis. I'd go with that one
>>331389274
>>331386854
>>331386137
would have a beer with these niggas
>>331389519
Spartan 2 in a fucking heart beat.
>>331389519
Monster Hunter. A simple life of beating the crap out of things either by myself or with friends.
>>331389519
Bender. Let's see what I roll.
>>331383319
Third one. Gensokyo, here I come!
>>331389519
bender rollin
>>331389519
Spectre. easy
>>331390151
aww yis, fire nation master race
>>331389519
I'll go with guardian, though I don't know what a fate worse than death might be
>>331390080
>2016
>He still likes touhou
how embarrassing
>>331389519
Monster Hunter. Then I could possibly fuck the girl who gives me the quests,
>>331389519
Monster Hunter.Just gotta get rid of that Felyne.I don't keep slaves.
>>331390235
>fate worse then death
>taken by hive wizards and drained of your light and fed on pain and hate until you are nothing of your original self
>taken by Oryx to fight in his army, stripped of your will
>taken and imprisoned by Vex, stuck in an eternal prison in the past and the future where you are dead and alive
>>331388460
From thumbnail, I thought his left hand was her right shoulder.
>>331390373
>not becoming a blackguard for lord Oryx
>>331389519
>Going dark side
>Bad
I mean Jedi Council means shit once order 66 rolls around and going dark side just gets rid of most of the bad things.
So either jedi/sith or pokemon
>>331384197
3, I want to pilot a mech so fucking badly, fuck I was born too early
>>331390330
>slaves
He's yourpurrtner, though.Meowwhy would you want topurrpouselybreak hispawrlittle felyne heart?
>>331389519
Fuck it, I'll be a guardian. Warlocks are rad as fuck.
>>331390373
Shieeeeet, at least I got sick dance moves
>>331389519
Bender and with that decision rollin
>>331389519
Please sweet baby Korra, bless me with metalbending.
>>331390589
But is he paid?
Okay, let's get this really rolling.Nakama is best choice
>>331383319
where's the button to kill myself?
Woman of dreams, don't even care about the broad I just to destroy video games.
>>331389519
Monster Hunter, gotta play monsters the song of my people, then beat them with my horn. No real negatives. Real life graphics means seeing muscles move making dodging even easier and who the fuck would want to start at the top, only losers that cant make it there on their own.
>>331390805
way too fucking small nigger, no way I'm getting a headache trying to read that shit
>>331383319
Number 3, in the Orwellian world ofRabbids Go Home.
1/2
>>331390751
They get paid room and board, plus I'm sure they get a cut of the hunting winnings. Even the cart felynes get paid when you cart.
Besides, it's not like wild lynians live very comfortably.
>>331384197
3, bros before hoes.
>>331389519
MonHun or Pokemon all day.
>>331390805
Hunter. Nakama is too sad in the long term.
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>>331384197
4.
>>331389519
Literally no downsides to being a Jedi.
>>331389519
SPECTRE. I just want to be space James Bond, fuck chicks and save the world.
>>331390805
HUNTER would be the most fun, but only if there were other hunters beside myself I could just kick back with at the end of the day and share a pint with.
2 because taking down a bigass dragon with revolvers is fantastic.
>>331383319
Third one, mass effect
>>331387494
Jeez m8, could you be any more wrong?
>>331391159
pakari and grow from there
>>331390805
Always liked hunter the most,
>>331389519
>all these faggots not wanting to serve the Emperor
space marine no doubt
>>331383319
number 3
>>331383319
3rd. Animal crossing town here I come
>>331391543
>40kfags
>>331383319
>Third button
>You get to live in the world of a video game you have played
Jesus OP at least give it a downside like "the world of the last video game you played.
Yugioh,Pokemon,Digimon all have excellent worlds to live in given that you have indepth knowledge of them which you probably do else you wouldn't choose it. And don't even get me started on what you'd be fucking doing in porn games.
>>331388874
When you reference steven universe just right.
>>331383319
>Live in a video game
Wait, there has to be some stipulation for this one. If I choose a world where magic exists, does me being a being from outside their world still make me eligible for magic?
Or do I get inserted there as if I had always lived there? Because if it's the second option then perfect, I choose Monster Hunter. I get to have super strength, get to fight giant beasts and generally have a good time with my other three hunting pals.
>>331383319
Relieve the childhood.
>>331390805
This one is always such a hard choice. Nakama is just too sad with that ending though.
Road Eternal/Hunter/Healer all sound good. Hard to really pick between them, but I suppose I'd go Hunter since you can end up with eternal companionship, assuming your apprentice gets eternal youth too.
>>331390805
Hunter, easy. Considered road eternal to pull some Ryu bullshit, but hunter has literally no penalties if your strong enough
>>331391543
Well there hardly is enough information.
When, what chapter, Space Marine from the get go or start as a scout.Also, no choice to be an Ork
>>331391758
Those kinds of worlds would suck in the longterm. I don't care how autistic you are, eventually you'll get sick of literally everything and everyone in the entire world talking about pokemon all the fucking time.
Another opportunity to gather additional data. Pick your poison, or paradise.
http://strawpoll.me/5287711/
I think this might be the last time I post it, though, since Red wins, decisively.
>>331390805
>Hunter
>Eternally young
>Get a companion apprentice with similar powers to me
>Intelligent monster
Well /v/?
>>331383319
>>331383319
#3
Senran Kagura
>>331392142
Not sure, but this one could have been made before DD came out.
Not to say its not a good fit.
>>331384197
The only downside of 5 is that I have to be fucking ASH the eternal 10 year old. If I grew up normally I guess I wouldn't care as much.
>>331392115
If you added waifu-powers and immortality into the other buttons they might be nearly as tempting. As it is, I want to get loli'd up with dickings on the side and vidya as I want.
>>331392115
Yellow is good but not nearly good enough to match up to the perfection that is Red.
>>331389254
ma nigga!
>>331392232
Right, of course.
>>331384197
lel, people that didn't pick 1 must not be familiar with one piece
you can emulate 2-4 with it
5 is retarded
>>331383319
>live in vidya
>anime crossing
Muh waifu will be real.
And I will buy her clothing brand every day.
>>331392115
Blue. Make America great again. Would you do any less?
>good childhood
>all the videogames
These are mutually exclusive anon, you cant have a good childhood if your parents are divorced.
Also i logically choose the third button and pick danganronpa
>>331392115
>become cute girl
>get to yuri another cute girl for all time
Now the question is who'd you bring over?
>>331392232
Who is the one wearing the armor? If I get a qt companion, make her wear the +30 and give her potions and spells and shit to make it higher. Done.
>>331383319
Press the third button, live in the world of Monmusu Quest.
>>331392115
I don't have a waifu, so yellow. Green is okay-ish but I don't want to fight that ancient evil.
Blue is boring and far too stressful,
>>331392750
you, you're wearing the armor
>>331389519
>Pick Jedi
>Get to live in a hyper advanced futuristic world
>Can easily go rogue after the conflict on Geonosis by faking my death
>Just fuck off to one of the old jedi or sith temples that I know the rough location of from vidya knowledge and wait out the Empire learning from holocrons in said temples.
Worst case I get found out and spend decades running from one as end of nowhere to another and best case I become some insane 2000 year old ascetic monk that holds thousands of years of lost knowledge in his head and can vaporize anyone that annoys me.
>>331392115
You should make more.
Also, I'm really surprised that Yellow is the lowest. The core concept of it is my favorite, but some of the specifics make me think it would probably be a bad idea relative to Blue. Green's adventure is kind of off-putting to me, and Red doesn't really appeal to me that much (not enough money, none of the guaranteed "society-doesn't-become-extremely-shitty" the others have I guess).
>>331392256
Isn't the senran world kind of shitty? There's demons, all the titty ninjas are trying to murder each other, and unless you're an elite ninja or so disconnected from ninja stuff you wouldn't even benefit from the world change you're probably going to get iced by said elite ninjas/demons
>>331392115
Red is the best choice.
>>331392896
>not enough money
Fine by me, I'd probably go nuts without a job.
Childhood one. Invest heavily in Apple and Google.
When I become rich, buy my parents a child they could actually be proud of.
>>331391984
> eventually you'll get sick of literally everything and everyone in the entire world talking about pokemon all the fucking time.
Please.
You don't get tired of people talking about money right? In a world like those where everyone is basically brainwashed into worshipping a product like a gift from god and you chose it you'd swim all in it and get everything you want.
>>331392878
There are so many temples left over from the old republic that contain either powerful weapons, ghosts to learn from or valuable materials that if you can remember 10 or more locations then you could overthrow the emperor single handedly
>>331392232
Am I me? Then the right armour.
Am I a qt girl? Then the left armour.
>>331384197
>Forced into gendum if I pick mecha
Fuck that shit, why can't I be a super pilot?
>>331383319
Childhood button.
>>331384197
Mecha all the way.
>>331388568
Conquering gaul.
>>331390805
Probably Nakama or The Road Eternal. Perhaps Dominion.
>>331392115
The Future isn't Cyberpunk. My life for the advancement of my species.
>>331393156
>You don't get tired of people talking about money right?
Yes I do, especially if they can't go more than one sentence without saying money and everything in existence was directly related to money. In the pokemon world all anyone cares about is pokemon. There are no talent shows, there are only pokemon talent shows. No stores, just pokemarts. Hospitals are pokecenters. All jokes involve pokemon humor. The smartest and most powerful people in the world are only ever concerned with pokemon.
You'd go fucking insane.
>>331389052
>christian god
>real
*tips fedora*
>>331392115
Yellow, easily.
>>331393314
>My life for the advancement of my species.
When has this ever been a good choice? As soon as you die it'll all go to shit and people in the future will be just as miserable as people are today.
>>331389519
Bender
>Hopefully I'm air
I find a lot of the stuff related to Bending very relaxing, meditating to develop awareness and training to develop skills and learn techniques
Thankfully I probably could avoid most war as an air bender, considering air is invisible it would be harder to detect than a fire/water bender
Earth would be my second choice though
>>331393453I mostly just want the cool future shit, fuck you
>>331393453
That's why you pick blue and fucking make sure that it doesn't
>>331393206
who are you quoting you retard?
>>331393453
Good thing I made sure every option afforded you agelessness.
Besides, a bright spot in a timeline of misery is better than just misery alone.
>>331393371
>There are no talent shows, there are only pokemon talent shows. No stores, just pokemarts. Hospitals are pokecenters.
It's like you haven't even watched 200 episodes of the anime.
>>331392115
At least I will tell you WHY Red wins. Not only do you become, as you said a 9/10, but being able to choose to become a girl? Not only that, but your waifu could have super powers?
Yellow IS tempting because good vidya forever more and being able to live in a virtual world, but to hell with that man. Eventually I'm going to get tired of vidya, no matter what. But having a cutie waifu with super powers? What if she could rip open a hole in reality and send us to a game world? Well that's even better then VR. Why in the hell would I choose anything else?
>>331384197
MECHA
E
C
H
A
>>331392115
Obviously Red. Come on, how could I resist perfection?
>>331389519
Monster Hunter.
Constant adventures in a beautiful setting, growing strong by facing powerful and majestic beasts. Chilling in some seriously cozy locales on down time. Living in a biosphere where mass-predation that doesn't necessarily equate mass-extinction.
Also, all that Felynepussy
>>331389519
Rolling for bender
i would press it for Rose
>>331392792
in monmusu the monsters literally fucking kill you though
>>331383319
The mystery button.
I'm ready.
>>331393002
This, if I just sat around playing vidya all day, I would go insane. I can barely play more then a few hours of anything now without burning out and just sitting down to read something for a while.
>>331393880
That's why I made it so that super-powered waifus have a Stand with the powers instead, because that makes it so that she has to put in enormous effort for you to reap the enormous reward. In hindsight, it would be better to probably just nix any potential super powers altogether, by my whole motivation was that I would create a balanced CYOButton without ever adding any real downsides to anything, and removing a waifu's powers could be seen as a downside.
To achieve a 25-25-25-25 split, I believe I have to either make Yellow better or Red significantly worse, which I don't want to do because I really like Red's concept, but what can I do? I don't want to have a caveat to having a waifu, and I don't want to just remove more cash from the equation because that would just make it basically have no place being there at all.
So I believe a round of buffing for everything that isn't Red, but especially Yellow, is in order, while reducing the tl;dr effect as well. Any suggestions?
>>331394763
You will likely never achieve an even split, not because Red is too good compared to the others, but because it is the least obtainable. Just think about it, fictional girl that is completely loyal to you.
Even if she DIDN'T have powers, most people are going to go for her simply because the idea of being a hero in green is unappealing, the idea of forever messing with people behind the scenes is just boring and while yellow can achieve similar, it doesn't have the same ring to it.
I just want a somewhat normal life with my waifu. That's why it's the most appealing.
>>331392115
>blueblueblue
>educate myself and get up to speed
>finally learn the Truth
>use resources to become the man himself
>Evolved, but untamed!
I love how the best CYOA threads aren't on /tg/ but are on /v/
>>331395080
So if anything, Red needs a downside to it. Make it so that if you pick say a harem girl, then all her rivals come through as well and will fight constantly for your attention. If she/he is from action series, then you bring the villain from there over too.
You pretty much need a good reason for the whole resurrection bit and making it so that the villain can find out about it if he witnesses it would do it I feel.
>>331395395
>harem
>now you have a group of immortal girls fighting for your dick instead of one
oh, the horror
>>331389519
>Jedi
>fall to the dark side
>suddenly it doesn't have downsides anymore
>>331384197
>not picking 3
>>331383319
Button 5
My waifu becomes real. Eat it, fags.
>>331394054
Comparatively very few do, and most of the dangerous ones live in certain areas that you would need to intentionally seek out. After Ilias and her abominations got rekt there are even fewer dangerous monster girls out there.
>>331395395
just make there be a possibility that she can be ntr'd from you if you're careless
>>331395472
Then you simply aren't attracted to them and you feel it's an inconvenience, or trying to convince them to share only ends in failure and the loss of your waifu.
Also, if you try to just send them away, they become yandere and will conspire to kill the both of you together at the same time.
>>331395567
This could work too. If you don't pay attention to her for a week she will go into a bad part of town and get raped and will realize loves getting dicked more then she loves you. This breaks your immortality bond as well and you suddenly find yourself pennyless.
Sorry I'm tardy to the party
>>331395759
Lilly
didn't even read the description
Q-Bee is a miracle and IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>331384197
>pick 3
>serve Zeon in the 1 year war
>basically wreck the entire Federation by myself
SIEG ZEON!
Anyone have that crappy "create your own realm/dimension/universe" one that was popular a year or two ago?
>>331384197
>pick 3
>forge my own empire
>alien invasion every six months
Going with 4. I will do A LOT of fucked up shit though.
>>331383319
Clearly, the second button is the best choice, it's guaranteed you defeat the ancient evil AND doing so will probably help you come to realize who you really are and find the love of your life on top of that. Not to mention the fame and fortune that comes with it.
>>331395759
Vatryllal a best
>>331395759
I'm torn between pola and xam
>>331389519
But Spartans arent infertile nor do they not feel sexual arousal its just extremely limited. Theres even a spartan 2 who has kids and is married, Maria is her name I think.
Jedi is the best choice however because the Dark side isnt a negative and as soon as you go over you can have any personal attachment you want and you can throw that jedi bullshit into the trash where it belongs.
>>331395828
Impeccable taste my nigger
>>331395759
the box
>>331389519
toss up between specter and jedi
specter if odds, jedi if evens
>>331384197
3 obviously. Who wouldn't want to shut down thsoe Zeon SHITS?
>>331395759
Pola looks like a qt, so her.
>>331396237
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX!?
>>331390805
Im always the only one who choices the Fisher King, I mean shit I rarely leave my house any way and now its fucking perfect, shaped by my will and I can have anything I want in it. I can make golem waifus or I can just get into online dating, im also fucking INVINCIBLE in my house. Besides you can even leave, I mean really 1-2 days is more then enough time outside your home and thats short enough you wont die.
>>331395759
Lilly. Cute, actually alien, wants kids, cool powers. Fuck yeah
Wanna say Maie, butI'd probably just end up pushing her back into her old ways
>>331395759
>Loves strangling you
SOLD
3
Gonna go explore Popstar, eat and nap all day, find a qt waddle dee gf, seek training from Meta Knight, and meet Adeleine, maybe have her draw me some things. Then I'd go find a NOVA and wish for infinite power, and use it to protect peace.
>>331396251
Wait I take that back, 3.
>>331389519
SPACE MARINE
>>331389519
asdasdasdasdasdas
>>331383985
>analog controls
>>331389519
Bender nigga, aw yeah
>>331389519
asdsadsadasd 2
>>331384197
mecha is love, mecha is life
>>331384197
First button, but only if I can sub the Devil Fruit for Rokushiki instead.
That shit was cool as fuck.
>>331395759
THE BOX!
>>331389519
This is fucking rigged to be water.
DELETE THIS NOW.
>>331392115
Green because you'd be a selfish prick if you pick anything else.
>>331396392
???
>>331396392
I pick ???
>>331396392Devourer is a cute. I'd totally move out-of-country (to save family and friends) for her
>>331392115
Love, Cash, Vidya, obviously
>>331389519
spectre or ninja
>>331383319
The love button. Easily. I only play video games to distract my mind from my crippling loneliness and despair.
>>331396392
Devourer, hands down. No need to worry about eating my family, ill just never take her to meet them. No pets, and ill just make sure to tell her eating my friends or family would hurt me more then anything.
Perfect skinwalker gf.
I would live in a game world.
I would chooseGamindustriin a heartbeat
>>331396702
blue girl, and hopefully having based old guy living nearby too
>>331396961
Who wouldn't pick themselves?
>>331396961
Doomguy is the only correct choice
>>331396961
Doomguy and use that shit to effectively become completely immortal.
>>331396961
Iron Man. Though Doom Guy is a close second.
>>331396961
>EYE guy
>I have no need for drugs
>And I don't really want to try and sell them
>444 Bear Killer with 12 rounds a month
Make it so that anyone killed with it has a chance at dropping another 4 and it's a deal.
That thing could probably shoot down an airplane from the ground.
>>331396961
isaac, i wouldn't mind being the CEO of EA:^)
>>331397234
Evolution.
>>331396702
Rhodesia and anya no downsides as far as I'm concernedIf I wasn't so worried about her fucking up my game stuff felicia would be a close secondThis is all ignoring rupert to be fair to the other choices
>>331396702
Sonja seems like the best option for an actual roommate. Everyone else either abuses you, doesn't respect you, or would be otherwise annoying (Rupert is cool though. Just not for me).
>>331397234
World domination or evolution...
>>331396702
If "doesn't respect personal property" just means "uses it whenever" and not "fucks it up", then Felicia, I'm cool with sharing.
If it does, then Rupert, I hypothetically came to study, not screw around. Amelia's lack of humour would make her a bore, and honestly housework takes like 20 fucking seconds you lazy fucking students.
>>331397234
escapism
>>331397234
Damn all these are pretty good. I cant decide between World Domination and Evolution. But then again Predator sounds cool as shit.
Fuck it, Predator. Time to become Alex Mercer.
>>331397426
>letting the human race die by laying with filthy abhuman monsters
Amella is the only choice
>>331397234
Escapism or World Domination for the cute girl who's weak to cute stuff.
Does anyone have the one about becoming part-dragon? Where you choose what type of dragon, element, etc.
>>331397691
MYSTERY ENVELOPE HERE WE COME.
>>331397234
Genius o Evolution.
Hard choice. Creating a combat-worthy android right out the gate is crazy and you know biological immortality would be a decade down the line, but 10 TIMES your abilities and infinite progression and 700+ years of life (not to mention the edgy omnicidal cutie)?
Evolution.
>>331397838
Congratulations you've chosenbest girl
>>331397234
Hero all the way.
But fuck the magic part.
Magic is for pussies.If I can have a cute sidekick that uses magic I'm ok with that though.
>>331397691
Mystery Envelope.
>>331397907
Evolution beats Genius out because you've got 700 years and SUPERIOR GENES to figure out immortality and other tech
>>331397931
Aw yis.
>>331397931
This is juuuuust fine
>>331397931
mite b cool
>>331397931
That's a pretty good deal.
>>331397998
Inner-magic. I want to punch boulders in half.
>>331397691
MYSTERY ENVELOPE BABY
>>331397998
Void magic
>>331397998
Mental magic, I can mind control people I don't like to jump off buildings
>press 3
>live in the world of CoC and be a corrupted demon slut
>get enslaved to pleasure for all eternity
I would commit many heinous crimes to be able to press that button
>>331398182
Gun with three bullets.
Third one.
Pokemon.
>>331389519
roll
>>331397998
void magic, easy
>>331398182
Computer
All games
Internet
Unlimited fast food because I need to eat.
30 points exactly.
My life has barely changed. I'm still alone in a small room with unhealthy food and too much free time.
At least I'm getting 10mil at the end of it.
>>331397998
Inner Magic.
Theoretcally infinite progression.
Self-reliant.
Not a musky zoophile, corpse-banging leech, comatose skullfuckler or sad sack lost in void space.
>>331398135
>>331398213
>>331398221
All these fags not choosing Death Magic, seriously get out of here.
>Healing effect
>enhancing your abilities to go super saiyan mode temporarily
>create golems and raise the fucking dead
>can make the undead stronger and more specialized because FUCK YOU MAGIC
>Can give them sentience and presumably personalities of your liking
>they can make even more minions
>youve got a fucking super "undead" human army now
>kick ass aura of fear
Does no one on /v/ like the idea of being the villain? Don't you want to form a megalithic company called EVIL.INC and use your undead staff for nefarious deeds? Come on anons.
>>331389519
>can't fuck the pokemon
Why would you do this to me
>>331398545
>Don't you want to form a megalithic company called EVIL.INC and use your undead staff for nefarious deeds?
EA already exists anon
>>331389519
>Monster Hunter
>All that Kirin butt
YES.
>>331397998
Nature magic.
>>331397234
Hero is something I can live with because magic. Plus if I want to die I'll die with a blast in multiple ways.
>>331397796
>forces you to /fit/
>religious nut
>raciss against most of your potential friendbase
>wears motherfucking plate armor around like a crusadaboo
Fuck the human race I'm shagging the cat
CHOOSE
>>331398545
>letting your power determine what you fight for
>not letting what you fight for determine your power
Inner-magic all day every day. Potential is the strongest force in the universe.
>>331398182
5 million dollar pay out. I pick the top of the line pc, all movies/tv shows, unlimited fast food, all vidya, and all recorded music. Internet as well. This was actually very difficult.
>>331383319
I press the button to live in the world of a video game I've played. I go to the world of Tail Concerto/Solatorobo/Little Tail Story and live out the rest of my life happily.
>>331398545
>this nigga's seriously subscribing to the antiquated stereotype that Necromancers always gotta be the villain
You're just some squishy dude at the end of the day: when that wizened little guy in the adult diapers comes crashing through your army of dem bones like greased lightning, burning on the inside with enough inner fire to make you pop like an overfed tick if you try to drain him, death magic won't really help.
>>331398884
>not playing as the card carrying villain for fun
>not laughing from your other lair as you watch said wizened little guy kill your imposter golem before appearing on the wall sized tv screen to congratulate him, and then detonating all the magically enhanced explosives in your tower with a cheeky "Better luck next time!"
I wouldn't even do things that were really evil, id just have endless fun outwitting the heroes and constantly belittling them while being unnervingly friendly.
>>331392232
left but only if im a qt elf boi
>>331399069
>D looks nice, but might possibly backfire since the cancer could just come back over time
>Also I just be a cute loli and not give a fuck
B.
>>331384197
>First
What if my idea revolves around great gameplay and level design
>Second
Why the fuck would I want 5 minutes of fame for being "that guy who defeated the bad guy"?
>Third
Probably only decent one depending on the game you chose
>Fourth
>implying being an adult isn't much better
>Fifth
I'd rather keep vidya and find a nice girl myself
>Sixth
Why the fuck would I want to be Ash when I could wish myself into the Pokemon World and be someone who isn't a little faggot?
>>331398902
Nazi Base with zombie horde controlled by hivemind.
Recon Companion - 2
Broadsword - 1
M4 - 2
Kevlar with NVG - 3
Camp+ with Forge - 2
>>331398918
I just want to be an affable dangerously genre savvy chessmaster.
Building a better world through undeath!
>>331399104
"Long ago in a distant land, I, some douche in a suite, the corpse-raising master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish weirdo in a loincloth wielding gnarled fists stepped forth to oppose me..."
>>331399292
>>331399632
>B
You both get kidnapped, tied up and locked away in some fat old man's basement and he rapes you at least twice a dayI AM CALYPSO, AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL
>>331383319
dude the woman button is giving me an existential crisis. the woman of my dreams is only the woman of my dreams because she fucking loves videogames and has the same tastes as I do. the fuck happens to her if video games don't exist? wha tthe fuck happens to ME if games don't exist?" fuck you op
>>331383319
Why are the mystery buttons never revealed?
>>331399069
Violent conflict in side of me fighting over B and C.
>>331388568
>>331388460
Post the trebuchet one faggot
>>331384197
Harem Anime. Fuck every girl I'm not related to.
>>331399696
Just because I'm a little girl doesn't mean I can't scrap, fucker.
>>331399870
I don't have it.
Third. Morenatsu-universe. No regrets.
>>331389519
The only thing in 40k I'd want to be is an ork.
>>331399890
>Fuck every girl I'm not related to.
Come on oniichan, don't be a fucking pussy incest is cool in harem world
second last
>>331399707
You'll both have the same tastes and love video games.
But they won't exist anymore.
I don't think it's a retroactive non-existence so you'll still remember and miss them though.The woman of your dreams must never know what you did.
>>331399696
.........what about option C?
>>331399696
>remember previous life
>fuck up fat guy because I know how to fight
>>331389519
Hunter or bender.
>>331399069
If you don't choose B you are retarded.
You get to start over with everything you know, meaning you can do things right this time.
>>331399069
C or D, obviously, nothing can go wrong with either of them.
Probably C though, friendship is nice.
>>331398902
Medium Difficulty
Floating Island
Loyalists led by Veteran (Assuming they use both medievl and modern weapons)
Dwarves and PMC Solider w/ Fealty -4 Tokens
Camp+, Forge, and Shield -3 Tokens
Broadsword, Pistol, and Leather Armor -3 Tokens
>>331391778
when the hiatus just won't fucking end and gay space rocks never come back
>>331389519
Monster Hunter
>>331392115
>people passing up 800% scientific advancement for a century
With the accelerating growth of technology, we'd have comprehensive VR and AI in like 20 years, as well as fusion reactors, which would solve the energy crisis.
Given 100 years at 800%, we might even figure out Terraforming and FTL travel.
Green is the only choice.
>>331399696
Nice 96s Calypso
>>331400093
He refuses to do lewd things with you unless you suck him off before every session
>>331400097
I doubt that tiny little loli punches could deter away a large fat man powered by pedophilia.
However if you had access to a firearm because they thought your loli brain couldn't comprehend how they work that's an entirely different story.
>>331400510
eh I can deal with that...
next time try thinking of a real setback
>>331392115
>yuri
I'm sold, sign me up for red.
The others sound great too, but I can't just pass up this opportunity.
>>331390805
Fisher King, I'd eventually mold a city around the tower.
>>331399069
B is what I've been wanting for years, why wouldn't I pick that?
>>331383319
Live in Pokémon.
Everyone's a retard at team composition and shit, so life's gonna be ez.
Also pokëmon has best girls.
>>331392115
How anybody picks anything other than green here is completely beyond me. It's so monstrously amazing I just... nothing comes close.
See future tech, get a mech, see the universe, SAVE the universe, fuck! Green. Always.
>>331398182
Furnishings , 3p
Gourmet food, 9p
Library, 4p
Hygiene/Jacuzzi, 3p
Healthcare, 2p
Workshop, 6p
Garden, 2pGun, 1p
Get crazy fit, hopefully educated as all hell, live and eat luxuriously, get some skills in, have the freedom tofucking blow my brains out within the first six monthsif need be.
>>331396392
???, play real-life Dungeons and Dragons with her.
Shit will be great.
>>331400873
We are but mortal men with simple desires.
>>331390805
This is tough.
I think I'd take Nakama.
The others sound cool, but very lonely.
Whereas Nakama lets you like 12 lifetimes with your soulmate and one alone. I think that's wonderful.
Anyone got that one about the dragon statue that turns you into a half-dragon, and you got to chose what kind you are, your element, immortality type, and all of that shit? I saw it on a /v/ thread like 2-3 weeks ago and I regret not saving it.
>>331397998
INNER
ACHIEVE GODHAND
BECOME ALEXANDER
>>331401206
I got you
>>331401206
Gotchu senpai-pai
>>331383319
Close tie between woman of my dreams and relive my childhood, to be honest.
If I could relive my childhood with the brain and experiences I have now, my life would be very different. The woman of my dreams would produce amazing children; however, and that in itself is winning at life.
Hard choice. Either way, all of my answers aren't video games. Fuck you, OP.
>>331398182
Female companion, luxury furnishings, complete kitchen, medical care, and a gun. I get to enjoy myself for a while and I have a way out if things get hairy.
>>331401318
>manta
>gold
>worship
>majesty
circle the globe following the sun, never get tired from flight because manta, thus permanent sun power, giant flying majestic golden manta dragon seen the world over means easy followers, harpoon tail and doom rays means easy self defenseFirst "build" I could think of, maybe not what I would go with but it seems pretty decent
>>331397998
was on mental till I realized void gives you time jumping. nigga that shit is broken
>>331401318
>>331401362
Thanks, Anon-1 and Anon-2.
>Dragonborn
>Crystal
>Hunger
>Sagacity
I'd basically be a Shonin protag. Using my powers to make crystalline weapons, eating shittons of food, and believing in my friends to defeat evil dragons and become Super Pirate Hogake of the Universe.
>>331399069
I'm not that bothered by bronies and sonicfags but getting rid of the cancer that can actually effect society sounds pretty sweet.
>>331398224
Holy shit, I didn't even think of this. I know just how to manipulate everything too, though it's impossible to know how things will effect you and with no way to save and reload, you are running big risks every time you use a transformation item. Still, that's part of the fun too.
I bet you would get dumped at the camp though and trying to get through the desert to the city is going to be really hard.
First thing I know I would do is drink Succubus Milk. Got to become a sexy futa.
>>331401362
If you don't go behemoth-black/blue-hibernation-terror, then you're a scrub.
>>331390805
I've always been partial to the Road Eternal.
>>331401318
>>331401362
BEHEMOTH
GOLD
GUARDIAN
DIVINE
Nigga I'm a walking heritage site. Good thing about Guardian is that I can see to the repairs even while human. You know, paying people to do it. Functioning economies, great stuff.
>>331401318
>>331401362
Gotcha mind.
>Wyrm, Scaleless, Worship, Unholy.
Head on out to the desert and start exploiting the lesser races desire to get one up over eachother by inflicting terrible luck on their enemies; always orchestrating sufficiently poetic mishaps that puts them at my mercy and forces them to do my bidding in the world.
Get the Cult of the Pale Wyrm rolling.
![640x461_12627_Nearheath_Stalker_2d_fantasy_vampire_magic_the_gathering_picture_image_digital_art[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7k153Pu.jpg "640x461 12627 Nearheath Stalker 2d fantasy vampire magic the gathering picture image digital art[1]")
>>331398902
God Tier
Floating Island
Demon-commanded Vampires
Broadsword
Chainmail
Medical Kit
I could easily die to the first vampire I meet.
But fuck it this is my adventure, I don't. I make an appeal to each vampire I meet, to reason, to emotion, to desire. I strive to open them up in some way and reveal their sapience. Some I will have to face in combat and kill. The goal is to form a resistance against The Demon and ultimately destroy it; fuck how long the unknown forces wanted me to be here.
I may find the respect of some vampires in helping them, having passion for freedom and charisma to bring groups together. This may be dependent on having some supernatural ability or potential for growth in the fantasy environment. I may also be forced to turn to a vampire myself and politic that way.
Also I'm assuming this is a moderately developed world where vampires or some other human variety is living so I'm not completely limited to my starting set of chainmail and a single broadsword.
Even making it my hugbox easy mode fantasy world where I have more options afforded to me than purchased with tokens, I'll still probably fail. But hell, anything but God Tier is bust.
>>331396424
>>331390805
I like Fisher King because it seems to be the only option that offers 100% foolproof immortality. I'll do anything to not die.
>>331402047
Sounds good at first but it'd end up even lonelier than we already are.
>>331402283
My friend, you are playing to win in a game that has no prizes.
>>331383319
>3
>Choose Katawa Shoujo
>Enroll self in Yamaku
>Get in art club
>Actually understand Rin unlike Hisao
>Don't get annoyed at her unlike Hisao
>Don't be a dick at her like Hisao
>Get waifu
>Be happy
>Still get to play video games
>>331402293
Nothing saying you can't have travelling buddies.
Maybe I'd start a nomadic order of monks or something.
Outta the way, objectively best CYOA coming though
>>331402432
Adventures mean more than just class choice.
>>331402432
Druid all da way BABAY
>>331402489
Adventures mean more than just waifu choice, but you don't see anybody complaining about that.
>>331402332
I don't want to win and I don't expect a prize. I just never want to stop existing.
>>331401318
>>331401362
>Dragonborn (change forms on the fly and still have dragon powers)
>Blue
>Hibernation
>Sagacity
Sleep at the bottom of a sacred lake then when the mood strikes me I can return to my homies to bestow wisdom n' shit
>>331398182
no payout
>gourmet food
>Skylight and windows
>Workout room
>luxury furnishings
>Workshop
>Radio
>Hygene and Jacuzzi
>Medical Care
>Garden
>Library
and I guess a microwave for my last two points, if I didn't miscalculate.
I'd spend 10 years getting fit, studying and building stuff. It'd be a fun, yet simple 10 years.
>>331383319
I'm surprised no one mentioned living in PMD world. Seems like the best option to me.
>>331383319
Childhood
>>331402803
eh, nothing compares going to pokemon world and getting with misty
>>331398902
GOD TIER
CATHEDRAL
HIVEMIND/ZOMBIE HORDE
BROADSWORD, HALF-PLATE
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE, MY FRIENDS. LET US DIE WITH HONOR AND GLORY.
>>331401318
>shenlong
>bronze
>worship
>sagacity
Become a high altitude thunder dragon, bringing life sustaining rain and wisdom to my followers and fucking shit up by hiding in space and shitting lightning on those pleb behemoths from above
>>331402969
Why is personification of objects so much more potent in anime form?
>>331403128
It really works with any art, just a whole lot more prevalent with anime.
>>331401318
>>331401362
>wyvern
>blue
>guardian
>sagacity
I can just live on an old ass ship or old military fort by the coast, chill with friends all day around a scenic fort or head down to the beach during the summer for some impromptu wet t-shirt contests.
>>331403128
Anything and everything works well as anime, anon. You just have to believe.
>>331402969
>vanilla qt burger
>genki bacon
>ara~vocado
>cheesy tsun
How the fuck am I supposed to choose?Also since when are avocado burgers a thing?
>>331401318
>>331401362
>Hydra
>Scaleless
>Gold
>Terror
A monstrous scaleless seven-headed beast, all obscene rubbery grotesqueness, that vomits forth a different element from each of its ever-regenerating heads in a world-breaking fury.
God damn better believe it's a terror.
>>331403375
Japan.
>>331403603
Ah, makes sense. Kinda want to try one now though
>>331389519
shinobi, MH and souls could be interesting desu
>>331401318
>Naga
>Skeletal
>Guardian
>Majesty
I'm a fucking serpent king with beast undead and living (weak willed) followers to repair my shit or fight for me
>>331403818
>RTS dragon
>>331403980
Are you saying this is one of the few posts in this thread that's actually video games?
>>331402371
Also no one ever says you can't go back to where you've already been. Pardon me while I do laps around the US in full unstoppable party mode.
>>331404093
DONT SAY THAT, Mods will shut us down man
>>331384197
>KyoAni
But their character designs are boring as fuck. But eh, whatever, it's the best option.
>>331403196
>posting the shitty version
>>331402432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7cHngfzF80
>>331404369
man, the hype post ssbm was so real..... I miss these images
>>331384197
Cute girl, easy.
>>331404710
>girl
You ain't foolin me I know that doujin
>>331398182
>PC
>Internet
>Vidya
>Movies/TV shows, basically anime
>microwave>medical care
>a gun just in case
Perfect. $5m is much more than enough for me anyway.
>>331404895
Can I know the doujin too?
>>331405171
Don't remember the name but I'm positive it's a genderbender one
>>331383319
What's the fucking point of the first button?
>>331405268
That'd just make the pic even more relevant then.
>>331385840
Hit the fucking Ancient Evil then you vagina.
>>331405268
Well if it's a proper full on magic genderbend then that's still a girl despite just becoming one
>>331389519
Rolling for bending powers
>>331383319
Button 2
The woman of my dreams will definitely still marry me AND i get to vimeo james
>>331390954
Open it in another window and zoom, you fucking retard
>>331404369
Where's the Eternal Darkness rep? There's gotta be one in there.
>>331397998
>void magic
>git gud enough to jump back to this point in time
>learn other magics
void a best
>>331390805
"Nakama" is boring as fuck and has a bad end. Would be cool as a plot for some fiction, but I'm definitely not picking this one.
Fisher King is absolutely perfect. No downsides.
Escape is ideally better, but with some risks. Tough choice. And I'm not sure if I'm capable of creating complete characters out of my mind so... I'll go with Fisher King after all.
The rest is meh.
>>331397998
Void, easy. Highest power cap with mind blowing possibilities, and I get to stay home doing what I always do. The teacher looks comfy as fuck too.
>>331396961
Master Chef even though I have no use for the plasma sword
>>331396961
I choose Brouzouf and drugs. It's the best choice.
>but immortality
You'll probably still age so it's shit.
>>331383319
who fucking cares about vidja, lemme get the dream pussy
>>331399069
>people aren't picking C
free fuccboi and they'll do whatever you want? Basically a cute slave.
>>331396961
>EYE Guy
Aren't Secreta agents just Culters, or in the case of pan-head here a Jian?
I choose Isaac "Issaac" Clarke and lead EA into a new era of videogames after curbstomping the old CEO. Studios will be resurrected. Annual sequels and committee development will be axed.
It will be the time of the Electronic Arts.
Also RIGs are fucking cool but you'd look like a fucking tool for wearing it so I guess I'd just donate it to some tech R&D department or other. HUDs for everyone, bitch niggers.
>>331389519
Rolling for water bender.
>>331388043
>65-70 is where most first worlders die.
ahahah
spotted the third world country resident
>>331398182
For the ten million reward,
Fast Food (4)
All movies/TV (4)(8)
Desktop (on which to play the movies/TV)(4)(12)
Video Games(4)(16)
Hygiene Products and tub(3)(19)
Recreational Drugs(5)(24)
Tobacco(4)(28)
Skylight(2)(30)
Fast food doesn't have to be unhealthy. I can still order salads and shit, so I won't die of diabetes, The Movies and TV, everything ever made, will be enough to keep me entertained, alongside the video games. The desktop is the medium in which to play both of those. It was a tossup between luxury furnishing and hygiene, but I like to be clean, and couldn't go ten years without soap or shampoo. The drugs, mostly Psilocybin, Marijuana, LSD and Ecstasy, would be my means of going to the outside world for short periods of time, and the tobacco because I'll be a smoker until the day I die and I'm convinced of that.
The skylight is there to be a constant reminder that my sentence is not permanent, and there is glory waiting on the other side.
I would sac the drugs, video games, skylight, and downgrade to a microwave, and take the five million reward if it meant I could bring my fiancee with me though... ten years without her and I may as well just take the gun and three bullets.
>>331389519
Bender roll
>>331393375
>Jewish God
>Real
*Heils Hitler*
>>331410186
wow way to reply to my post 5 hours later bruh
you're lucky i have insomnia so you get this free (You)
>>331410241
I was busy playing DMC4 anon. Video games aren't going to play themselves you know.
>press mystery button at thirty
>it just kills me
>>331383534
>fight ancient evil
>it kills you instantly because you're a fat loser
>>331396392
??? is too fucking cute.
and basically makes my dreams come true, so yes, i pick ???.why would you think such horrible things anyway? unless you're a sociopath she's perfect
>>331389519
>Space Marine World Eater
lets go even more fucking mary sue on this shit
>>331391853
>>331384168
>>331393003
Childhood. I would correct so many mistakes and make different choices to avoid the situation I am in now.
And god damnit relive the summers as a teen; playing nostalgic games for the first time again, drinking with friends, freedom from crushing debt, playing golf 8 hours a day, playing vidya all night.
Oh yeah and my parents would be alive and well.
>>331383319
2nd one
I'm guaranteed to win after all
I would normally go for "woman of my dreams" but video games have brought a lot of joy to people all across the world, not just me, and so removing them would remove that joy, and that would be incredibly selfish
>>331389519
souls protag, I could deal with whatever comes up eventually through perseverance.
>>331384197
The only ones I know are the harem and Pokemon
I do not have a sister so I am not valid for that
I'll go with Pokemon and I'll save my master ball for when I eventually meet mewtwo
>>331411354
>not saving it for arceus or some other magic bullshit that'll make you an all powerful god
legendaries literally fall out of everyones assholes now
>>331389519
Pokemon trainer or Spectre
Probably Pokemon trainer, though Spectre does have the benefit of getting to bang Asari
>>331411354
>mewtwo
>Not Arceus, Celebi, Victini or Xerneas
Mewtwo is low-mid tier in terms of legendary powers.
>>331383319
>video games will cease to exist
I can save us, /v/. Just one press and we can get on with our lives.
>>331383961
Last button you will press
I fucking love these threads
>>331396702
I only read Rupert and I pick him, sounds like a real chill old guy.
>>331389519
>can't fuck pokemon
Rigged
Expect to see a version of this with that removed some time in the future
>>331383319
Can i get an option to die?
>>331383319
Third button, send me to Tamriel.
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>>331385736
>this entire fucking vocaroo
>>331390805
>all these plebs not picking Dominion
It's like you don't want to be the God-Emperor of humanity or something.
>>331397234
immortality
>>331398182
>Chick-fil-A under paywall
what
>>331383319
>Number three
>Fallout
>Drink irradiated water
>Die slowly.
YES!
>>331414428
No, actually. Being in charge of others is not my idea of a fun time.
>>331383319
live in video game world.
il just chose some harem vn world and live happily forever banging hot 2d waifus.
Mystery Button any day, I'll skip the requirements.
>>331388043
>65-70 is where most first worlders die
Try 85-90
>>331385736
>they added on to the 2 minute one
>now it's 10 minutes
fucking amazing
>>331388787
I mean, I get why she's bummed out that the pot spilled but it looks like its just sauce. It's not like it was a gourmet meal that took hours to prepare. Pull up your panties and clean that mess up and stop being a baby crying in the corner.
>>331383319
3rd button, Land of Ooo, no question. That'd be goat.
>>331383319
>mfw pressing 4
I don't care about the video games, I just want to have a family that actually cared about me in my childhood.
I want to avoid all the pain and grow up a happy normal kid.
Maybe then I wouldn't have this feeling of emptiness inside that video games can dull but never fix.
>>331416463
Giorno Giovanna with Gold Experience Requiem.
>>331416463
Trip, so long as "winning" just means escorting everyone out of the apartment.
>>331416463
Asura
>>331383319
I'll take 4 so I can kill myself early.
>>331384197
THREE
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third and live in the world of persona 4. inaba would be too comfy to pass up, and if i ended up with a persona it would be even better.
>>331406587
Pal, Bers, Wiz
Dragon Hunt
>>331416534
I fucking love JoJo, but it's pricks like you that insert it into everything that makes people think we're autists.
>>331416463
Couldn't mewtwo just make trip forget that he said melon?
>>331383319
>find a girl
>never be addicted to games again
i´d take this coz it fixes my life in a single push. we all would be productive towards other things if games didnt exist.
>>331416823
What the fuck man? It's not like I posted an obnoxious picture or something.
>>331389519
I've never watched Avatar but based on the chart description it seems like it's the only one that would fuck you over the least (barring pogeymans) so I'm rolling for that
>>331390805
>all these people picking Hunter
You guys know what's up, it's the closest thing to real-life videogames where you take down shit larger than you and save the world. Having other Hunter bros to kick back with at the end of a hunt would be sweet too. Melee weapons for me, where my gunner bros at?
>>331389519
Can I trade the Felyne for a Shakalaka companion?
>>331416463
>SSJ4
>His friends have been killed
Goku stomps
>>331392115
The Future isn't Cyberpunk, nigga. So green. Holy shit that's perfection.
>witness humanity's expansion into the solar system
>maybe meet ayys
>maybe fight ayys and ancient evil with decades-old bromech that is still up to snuff
>>331392115
I'll just pick blue and do shitall
>>331417438
>playing VR MH forever until you fuck up and die, and you will; the world would be a mess
>instead of going Fisher King for ANY physical objects ever, magical rooms and shit, eventually that same VR with much more than just MH
Just stupid. Believe in technology, nigger. While waiting and believing you can fuck around with anything in existence.
>>331392115
Red is too good, man.
>can become a girl
>(purchasing power adjusted)
Too good. For everything else see above. If I have all the time in the world, I'll just wait. And with Green, I feel like things could go wrong.
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