Good theory videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWwtcs3S2pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq_5QeCasA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydQNUqZdGmc
>Phone guy says the animatronics will think you're a naked endoskeleton and try to stuff you into a suit
>There are naked endoskeletons in the back that they don't try to stuff into suits
>Phone guy says that the animatronics have facial recognition software that is hooked up to criminal databases
>You're still attacked even though you aren't a criminal
Phone guy confirmed for lying piece of shit?
Also
>Told it's a summer job yet you get your pay check in November
>Implying the phone guy isn't the killer and is sending you to die for him in hopes the spirits stop stalking him
Discuss
And no, it's not all a dream cause that would be majorly hacky writing.
Kill yourself faggot.
>>331187342
Cancer.
>>331187342
Go back to tvtropes with your gay-ass spooky game theories.
>>331187376
>>331187406
>>331187430
Amazing thread contributions, guys. I see why /v/ is so """""respected"""""
Maybe it's just an oversight because it was supposed to be a quick jumpscare game.
>>331187342
>caring about lore in a literal memegame
lmao
>>331187464
Cool.
>>331187464
Nobody gives a shit.
>>331187689
Then why'd you respond?
>>331187712
You need to be 18 years old to post here
>>331187712
Because you don't seem to understand that nobody gives a shit.
Asriel = another name for Azriel (AKA Izrail, Azrin, Izrael, Azrael, Azrail, Ezraeil, Azraille, Azryel, Ozryel, or Azraa-eel), a Hebrew Angel/Demon, the God of Death, and so-NO WAIT, this is the wrong thread.
>>331187342
>>Phone guy says that the animatronics have facial recognition software that is hooked up to criminal databases
>>You're still attacked even though you aren't a criminal
never stated, fuck off this board and go back to
>>>/hm/
>>331187342
you're pretty fucking late to the party OP
go watch MatPat's videos or some shit and fuck off
>>331187342
this story is stupid as shit
>bite of '87
seriously? who the fuck wrote this a 6 year old? dont answer that
Why in the fuck do you keep reposting this shit?
Are you shilling or just genuinely autistic?
>>331188098
Is this your first time here or something? Mabye you should lurk more.
>>331187342
I don't fucking care.
>>331187342
>theory
kill yourself faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJfRmTI7Dx4
Best theory located here.
how do people get invested in this game's lore of all things
>all these newfags that haven't seen this pasta before
It's like people who genuinely respond to the Anti-Nintendo threads
