>tfw going to school for being a Loremaster
>tfw will get to work on shit like Dark Souls, Dragons Dogma, TES, or Legend of Zelda
>great pay, doing my passion for a living, possibly (though unlikely kinda, will have to see about this) of living in Japan
>no math, no boring shit
Laughing at you guys. Already in my first semester, enjoying the florida sunshine, gettin ready for my Media Lit class which I may or may not go to, lifes good. So /v/, why aren't you in school for game design?
Also yeah I know pic related is a shit tier Loremaster kek, lets just say I plan to fix things regarding vidya lore
Please use shamans and genies. I never see them in any lore besides WoW.
math is pretty fun tho
>>331118343
I can't, we were taught in class that things like that are cultural appropriation and that it's not really acceptable to do that.
>>331118220
Add midgets and people in wheel chairs too
>>331118426
What I mean is either or, both in the same world would be insane. But if the setting could fit, could you atleast consider them?
Games with climbing on giant monsters plez. Dragons Dogma is shit and SOTC I've milked
>>331118220
level 5 loremaster
>>331118442
what?
>>331118426
Please at least consider having Dwarves with Scottish accents, elves with Welsh names and a posh British accent, and a Barbarian faction far up north beyond the Great Cold.
>>331118343
Shantae dummy
>>331118647
The barbarians better sing songs of past glory
>>331118706
I love the series, but I feel we need more genies
is "loremaster" a real job?
no right?
i know lawrence, i met him and talked with him at the company christmas party
he's an ok dude
>>331118773
Yeah the Barbarians will sing songs of when they were organized, had kingdoms and all that stuff, before Something Big happened.
As far as Genies go, how about a desert land down south where people cover their faces?
>>331118220
It'll be nice until you realize that nobody wants to hire you because you don't have any connections with big video game developers.
>>331118442
Dark Souls 2 already did that, though.
>>331118802
of course not, it's kinda like sandwich artist/sandwich champion
>>331118889
I want a personal sandwich champion one day.
this guy was from TESO right?
lots of lore in that game, definitely and i am glad he had his work cut out for him doing what he loves, that is, creating lots of great and consistent lore
>>331118804
So did he get hired to be a loremaster because of his hair or did he have to get the hair after becoming loremaster?
You can actually do this, if you become a historian.
>>331119015
The hair came after. What got him hired was the combination of those eyebrows and the evil mustache.
>>331119015
i'm not sure why he was hired, but i think he's had the hair for a while, i've been to three christmas parties and the hair seems to be the constant
>>331118859
I think he should also add a black skinned race that uses dolls to cast spells that would be like WOAH and bring everything to the next level.
>going to school to be a loremaster
Good joke, OP.
Everyone knows that all you need to write good lore is lots of alcohol and the ability to suck your own dick.
>>331119359
Didn't work for Sapkowski.
OP here, anyone else in Full Sail University? Lets talk video games/ future games careers. If you're not retarded I might help you get a job at Nintendo/Bethesda when I get a creative designer job.
>>331118220
>tfw going to school for being a Loremaster
1. This does not exist
2. If it does that's a retarded and incredibly specialized career
3. None of you guys read at all. "Lore masters" (also known as writers/lead writers), read shit loads of books, collect influence and resources. You'd be better served with an English major or something
>>331119453
You sound jelly as fuck m8
>>331119595
I know it's bait and all, but it's fun to pretend that something like that actually exists.
>>331118220
>Be OP
>Find out that there is a class for something stupid
>Post a really aggressively-overconfident fantasy on 4chan about how set your life already is on this stupid specific degree to feed into neo-/pol/'s belief of scam artists
>Get (You)s
Here you go buddy.
>>331119453
You sound jelly as fuck for not earning $250'000 a year by studying the dust-covered tombs of Elder Scrolls lore.
>>331118220
he's actually amazing loremaster
>>331119453
>he doesn't want to be paid to decipher the ancient texts and guide the Hero to victory
>>331119764
>Jelly
>Implying I'm not majoring in QTE design
Sure sure, lore is great and all, ESPECIALLY since games love reading.
Enjoy your tiny six figure salary, I'll be sitting pretty with my 7 figure with a degree from ITT Tech
Fucking normos
>>331118859
>>331118540
>>331118426
You could use the demonic type of Genie. I think they were called Djinns or something. They grant wishes but only at extreme cost or something like that. Can't remember.
>>331119882
>making a million a year as a computer janitor
ok, kid
>>331119945
Good idea. But we really need to start talking about some more interesting lore, like a lost civilization maybe, with extremely advanced technology we somehow can't copy.
>>331118220
no one would ever lie on the internet, would they?
>>331120061
Hmm how about a medieval civilization centered around castle-like cities? Maybe they are at war with an orc civ or something, maybe elves.
>>331120012
>Jelly he doesn't get to bring his fantasy to life for gayms.
Love this pasta
>>331120236
That's too cliche, my friend. I have come up with Victorian England style world where people decided to develop steam engine further and even discovered a way to make huge steam-powered flying ships. Don't try to steal it, though, it's still in development.
Okay OP, just in case this is real and you make it big, here's a pitch: all humans once had four arms, but then they fell off or something and now everyone feels like they have phantom limbs and nobody can explain it.
>>331120272
i'm already a sysadmin for a non profit
i make good money to watch servers all day
Historian or Poet.
Both imply actual work.
How about an adventuring party? You'd have your self insert and a bunch of cute girls.
One of them is really mean to you, but secretly likes you, another is older with big tits and goes ara ara. One of them is also a little girl, but she is actually 9000 years old, what a twist!
Also maybe have a male best friend who is secretly a homosexual? Do not steal this guys.
>>331118220
Engineer here. I am laughing at you, enjoy cleaning my table when I go to eat at the place that will give you the only job you would be qualify to make.
>>331118647
>Scottish accent
>Welsh accent
>British accent
They are all British. Scottish and Welsh are British accents; If you're going to differentiate the 3 don't refer to the English accent you want as British when they all are.
Too many people keep doing that (even other Europeans) all the damn time.
I am major butt-blasted, triggered and salty all at once. Thanks very much anon.
>>331121472
Sure thing buddy if I wanted to be a robot I'd just have got a lobotomy like your dad did before fucking your mom LOL
>>331122410
HOLY SHIT
>>331122410
Keep pushing those social "science" shit, I am sure you will succeed unlike all the idiots that took the same path and are now working in the service industry.
STEM > Shit > social "sciences" > even bigger shit > english major.
>>331122261
I had a feeling someone would point this out. I said posh British. People know exactly what I mean.
>>331122410
Roasted
>>331122410
>LOL
>>331122410
>>331122410
>>331122410
Sick fucking burn.
>>331122410
>math
>boring
>the building blocks of the entire universe is boring
>>331118220
Lead least important person in vidya design
>>331119764
>dust-covered tombs of Elder Scrolls lore.
I think you mean tomes, m8.
>>331123427
My dick is math too in the end so you should enjoy sucking it.
>>331123139
I love that thousand yard stare he's got going on
>b-b-but i championed for the black man :-(
>>331124862
More like
>"/pol/ was right again"
>>331118220
Enjoy the irradiated waters of great Nippon! Make sure you get your signature "DOLPHIN IS WHALE NO U" tee on your way out of the airport. Hopefully you can find a flat thats bigger than 4x4 meters.
>>331118220
So you're basically a standard lit shmuck with no exp and you think that you're gonna get a job ? and a good pay ?
Wew lad, I'm in my last year of software genius engineering course and I'm not that optimistic about my future. And I already had a 3 months job at ubi.
>>331124986
Fucking niggers, MAGA MAGA MAGA! Fuck niggers and minorities is time to take back our country.
>lore
>master
>math
>boring
doomed from the start, considering you're incapable of saying anything of import concisely
so many career paths to choose from and you drop all your chips into the laziest, least marketable avenue of writing imaginable.
save yourself some time and cut right to the part where you kill yourself out of poverty and hindsight-driven frustration
unskilled underachievers like you are not to be further deluded with words of encouragement.
>>331126128
This. Would people really prefer being a Loremaster when they could be a fucking Math Wizard instead?
>>331126513
>>331126128
Tbh senpai let me put it this way:
would you rather UNCOVER THE LONG LOST SCIENCE OF THE FUCKING DWEMER ...
... or study 1+2=??? EVERY day as a math teacher?
>>331127357
I don't think you understand the powers of Math.
Glorified Lit major thinks they will find a job. lolol
>>331127357
Fucking what. Make up stories. Or learn the secrets of reality.
>>331127747
I'm not sure if you understand the sheer weight the Dwemer civilization holds in this silly world of ours.
>tfw cant afford Lore college
>>331118220
2/10 for effort
